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Re: a limmerick for you
« Reply #318 on: September 01, 2019, 09:05:29 PM »
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who used to dip snuff by the bucket,
He said with a grin,
As he tossed his last tin,
I'm not the nic bitches puppet!

I limmerick eh?
How about a Haiku then?
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a limmerick for you
« Reply #317 on: September 01, 2019, 09:07:04 AM »
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who used to dip snuff by the bucket,
He said with a grin,
As he tossed his last tin,
I'm not the nic bitches puppet!
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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #316 on: August 23, 2019, 07:03:09 PM »
WHERE'S THE 6TH FLOOR DIC PIC??

Huuuuuuuge CONGRATS my brother.  Love you lots.
Right here boys!

 roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao

roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
I was actually really afraid of clicking on the link.  Heh.

Awesome job, Athan!!  And thanks for all you do here - you have had such a HUGE impact on so many people here. 
Just one and you will be back to where you started, and where you started was desperately wishing you were where you are now.
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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #315 on: August 23, 2019, 03:15:04 PM »
If you want my digits, just ask and they will be yours, but I expect yours in return.

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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #314 on: August 23, 2019, 02:44:41 PM »
WHERE'S THE 6TH FLOOR DIC PIC??

Huuuuuuuge CONGRATS my brother.  Love you lots.
Right here boys!

 roflmao roflmao roflmao roflmao
Be humble... grow everyday.

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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #313 on: August 23, 2019, 02:30:39 PM »
WHERE'S THE 6TH FLOOR DIC PIC??

Huuuuuuuge CONGRATS my brother.  Love you lots.
Right here boys!
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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #312 on: August 23, 2019, 11:45:47 AM »
WHERE'S THE 6TH FLOOR DIC PIC??

Huuuuuuuge CONGRATS my brother.  Love you lots.
If you want my digits, just ask and they will be yours, but I expect yours in return.

Accountability is a statement of personal promise, both to yourself and to the people around you, to deliver specific defined results.
Brian Dive

Do not be complacent about your achievements and not to strive for continual improvement when you get to the top. As soon as you let success go to your head, you sink into following familiar patterns and play it safe. In other words, you risk losing your edge.
Roy T. Bennett

You need anything, ask.  You feel strong, help.  This quit is for you but we got your back.
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Do not let the actions of others determine the direction of YOUR quit.
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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #311 on: August 23, 2019, 07:22:50 AM »
6th floor... who would have thunk… right?

Love you brother.... and I truly mean that.

The stars aligned for all of our crew to decide to quit.

You are one of the most amazing men I've had the privledge to cross my path, and I will forever be grateful.

Many more to help, many more milestones to celebrate, thank you for bringing me along for the ride.

Dry off, you are wet and panting. ;)
Congrats on the 6th floor my brother! You are a beacon of quit in my quit universe!
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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #310 on: August 23, 2019, 12:22:50 AM »
6th floor... who would have thunk… right?

Love you brother.... and I truly mean that.

The stars aligned for all of our crew to decide to quit.

You are one of the most amazing men I've had the privledge to cross my path, and I will forever be grateful.

Many more to help, many more milestones to celebrate, thank you for bringing me along for the ride.

Dry off, you are wet and panting. ;)
Be humble... grow everyday.

I fear I will always be chasing the vortex like a drug. None will be as special as my first hit.

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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #309 on: August 17, 2019, 06:39:12 AM »
Quit gold from BalorGrad19 on his 26th day:
"...you need to treat your quit as an illness, you feel sick and dip will not make you feel better, staying away from it will make you feel better and consider roll-call your daily prescription medication."
"I hope you find a thousand reasons to quit today" Rawls
"I can't quit for you. I will quit with you" Ready
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"In the Navy we had morning muster. You never miss muster. You better be dead if you miss. If you are dying, you should have started crawling earlier, no excuse." Olcpo

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Quitters I've met: Cbird, UncleRico, Gregor, KDip, Broccoli-saurus, Croakenhagen, BriagG, Koba, Kodiakdeath, Arrakisdq, McDave, Worktowin, SkolVikings, JGromo, GS9502, PaDutchman, Stillbrewing, A-Aron...
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Are your nuts swollen?
« Reply #308 on: August 03, 2019, 09:34:21 AM »
Are your nuts swollen?

We take a break from our regularly scheduled Quit programming to bring you this important public service announcement: Do you have chrome lug nuts on your vehicle?
Recently, as my wife and daughters were on their way back to Georgia from a family visit in Texas, they suffered a flat tire somewhere in Alabama.  Not to worry, my 16 year old Rachel thought, Dad made sure I knew how to change a tire (I had her and her sisters jack my truck and rotate the tires as a practical exercise in changing tires).  To their frustration, the lug wrench supplied with their Toyota did not fit the lug nuts on the vehicle.  They called me near tears and were trying to explain to me that it didn’t fit.  I was exasperated; surely they were doing it wrong. We punted and called for a wrecker as they waited it out in a hotel room, night quickly descending upon them and the tire store not open until the following morning.
When they returned home I got that lug wrench and tried it myself.  Sure enough, that thing did not fit the lug nuts.  I went to the Toyota dealership, checking my anger, I explained to the parts dealer that the wrench that they supplied was the wrong size and their ineptitude left my wife and children stranded on the side of the road out of state.  His answer only stoked the flames of my wrath.  They knew about the swollen lug nut issue.  He even explained to me the ‘swelling phenomenon’. They were altogether willing to sell me a complete replacement set for ~$120.
All that to tell you:
Check your vehicles for the chrome lug nuts (the condition is not isolated to Toyota, there was actually a class action lawsuit against Ford for this very issue). If they are installed, see if the lug wrench supplied still fits them.  Your actions now could save you from having your family stranded on the side of the road at a future date.
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"In the Navy we had morning muster. You never miss muster. You better be dead if you miss. If you are dying, you should have started crawling earlier, no excuse." Olcpo

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Re: Planes, Trains, and automobiles
« Reply #307 on: July 23, 2019, 11:02:11 AM »
Just in from a 5 day whirlwhind roundtrip trip to Texas and back.  Did my cousins wedding and dropped my oldest off at college. The drive down was uneventful, my trusty cinnamon sticks by my side but didn't need 'em.  A 900 mile road trip was unthinkable without lipper after painful lipper not too long ago. Not any more.  Gone are the days of thinking I could ninja throw a chew in while driving with my ladies.
Of my 6 brothers, all are slaves to nicotine.  Spit bottles at the wedding even. And it was a classy affair, a ballroom at the Anatole hotel in Dallas. I so wish they could enjoy life without it.   I flew back just this evening.  The slave was there on the plane.  I never saw him but I smelled him sure enough when he popped that copenhagen lid.  There was no mistaking it.  I felt for those flying next to him and hoped he was man enough to gut it and not spit his chew slobber within sight and smell of the old grandmother next to him. IT SURE IS GOOD TO BE FREE unlike those poor slobs in the smoking room at the Atlanta airport. If that's not a cry for help or a warning flag I don't know what is.
I need to take a moment to thank all a you's for the pickups while I was on the road.  This here KTC is one remarkable organization. I wouldn't be free without it; not without my daily promise.  "just one" would have happened a multitude of times since the HOF, most probably at that wedding with all of my brothers packing it in.  Life happens - quitters stay quit.

@Athan  Welcome home, now get to work you lazy bastard  roflmao
okay, love you, byee
If you want my digits, just ask and they will be yours, but I expect yours in return.

Accountability is a statement of personal promise, both to yourself and to the people around you, to deliver specific defined results.
Brian Dive

Do not be complacent about your achievements and not to strive for continual improvement when you get to the top. As soon as you let success go to your head, you sink into following familiar patterns and play it safe. In other words, you risk losing your edge.
Roy T. Bennett

You need anything, ask.  You feel strong, help.  This quit is for you but we got your back.
wastepanel

Do not let the actions of others determine the direction of YOUR quit.
chris2alaska

There are no dumb questions, just dumb people who ask questions.
Klark

My Intro

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My Comma Club Speech

HOF - 04/27/2018;   2nd FLOOR - 08/05/2018;   3rd FLOOR - 11/13/2018;   1 YEAR - 01/18/2019;   4th Floor - 02/21/2019;   5th Floor - 06/01/2019;   6th Floor - 09/09/2019;   7th Floor - 12/18/2019;   2 YEARS - 01/18/2020;    8th Floor - 03/27/2020;   9th Floor - 07/05/2020;    Comma Club - 10/13/2020;   3 Years - 01/18/2021;    11th Floor - 01/21/2021;   12th Floor - 05/01/2021;    13th Floor - 08/09/2021;    14th Floor - 11/17/2021;    4 Years - 01/18/2022;    15th Floor - 02/25/2022;     16th Floor - 06/05/2022;    17th Floor - 09/13/2022;     18th Floor - 12/22/2022;     5 Years - 01/18/2023;    19th Floor - 04/01/2023;     2K Double Dangle - 07/10/2023;     21st Floor - 10/18/2023;      6 Years - 01/18/2024;     22nd Floor - 01/26/2024

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Planes, Trains, and automobiles
« Reply #306 on: July 22, 2019, 10:00:26 PM »
Just in from a 5 day whirlwhind roundtrip trip to Texas and back.  Did my cousins wedding and dropped my oldest off at college. The drive down was uneventful, my trusty cinnamon sticks by my side but didn't need 'em.  A 900 mile road trip was unthinkable without lipper after painful lipper not too long ago. Not any more.  Gone are the days of thinking I could ninja throw a chew in while driving with my ladies.
Of my 6 brothers, all are slaves to nicotine.  Spit bottles at the wedding even. And it was a classy affair, a ballroom at the Anatole hotel in Dallas. I so wish they could enjoy life without it.   I flew back just this evening.  The slave was there on the plane.  I never saw him but I smelled him sure enough when he popped that copenhagen lid.  There was no mistaking it.  I felt for those flying next to him and hoped he was man enough to gut it and not spit his chew slobber within sight and smell of the old grandmother next to him. IT SURE IS GOOD TO BE FREE unlike those poor slobs in the smoking room at the Atlanta airport. If that's not a cry for help or a warning flag I don't know what is.
I need to take a moment to thank all a you's for the pickups while I was on the road.  This here KTC is one remarkable organization. I wouldn't be free without it; not without my daily promise.  "just one" would have happened a multitude of times since the HOF, most probably at that wedding with all of my brothers packing it in.  Life happens - quitters stay quit.
« Last Edit: July 22, 2019, 10:02:50 PM by Athan »
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"In the Navy we had morning muster. You never miss muster. You better be dead if you miss. If you are dying, you should have started crawling earlier, no excuse." Olcpo

The Science of Addiction
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The Road Called Recovery
My Intro and HOF Speech
Quitters I've met: Cbird, UncleRico, Gregor, KDip, Broccoli-saurus, Croakenhagen, BriagG, Koba, Kodiakdeath, Arrakisdq, McDave, Worktowin, SkolVikings, JGromo, GS9502, PaDutchman, Stillbrewing, A-Aron...
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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #305 on: July 09, 2019, 06:10:02 PM »
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TRIPLE NICKELS WAS A LONG TIME COMING AND WAY TOO COOL! Ever since I got the three nickel pic from UncleRico I knew It was my density! Woohoo! Athan takes a moment to himself.  Ok turn down the volume now, the regular programming will resume after a short intermission. move along.
"I hope you find a thousand reasons to quit today" Rawls
"I can't quit for you. I will quit with you" Ready
"There are two dogs in the fight, which one are you feeding?" SuperDave9000
"In the Navy we had morning muster. You never miss muster. You better be dead if you miss. If you are dying, you should have started crawling earlier, no excuse." Olcpo

The Science of Addiction
The Law of Addiction
The Road Called Recovery
My Intro and HOF Speech
Quitters I've met: Cbird, UncleRico, Gregor, KDip, Broccoli-saurus, Croakenhagen, BriagG, Koba, Kodiakdeath, Arrakisdq, McDave, Worktowin, SkolVikings, JGromo, GS9502, PaDutchman, Stillbrewing, A-Aron...
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Re: Glad to be here
« Reply #304 on: June 16, 2019, 07:20:00 PM »
Just got done under the house running a new water line after re-doing the floor in the kitchen.  Could not for the life of me to get that #@$% 1/4" line to the ice maker to stop leaking.  What is it with these ferrels?!  I could no kidding go for a lipper.  If I weren't still posting roll I'd be knuckles keep into a can ever trip under the house.  I HATE being under the house!  I didn't have to worry about rats or snakes or spiders on that stanky submarine.  I'd much rather be back breathing recycled farts again than go back under the house. Gives me the heebie jeebies even thinking about it. At any rate another day of freedom earned and I'll be happy tomorrow that I didn't cave today!
Next house, get a basement.  Hands down better than a crawl space.  Ask anyone who's had both.  Basements have many uses, like storage, man cave, kid's playhouse, etc.  Crawlspaces are simply caves where your imagination creates all of the creatures you fear.  (Like the bedroom closet, only real.)
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