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Community => Introductions => Topic started by: syndrome on September 17, 2018, 05:54:33 AM
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so man you guys im gonna be pullin my intro over here but i will prolly leave out some stuff on purpose like replys and such. so man rite now i gess im a 'jr member' here. lolz
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15 Nov 2008, 11:28 #1
so hey man you guys. so i been dippin mostly cope for like 23 years, an my dentist is crawlin up my butt bout quittin. and so's my doc, an now my health insurance wants more. well i says enuff is e-nuff! i done tried quittin afore. sometimes cole turky some times with that fake snuff. then i done stumbles cross you guys, and says heres guys whats goin thru the same kinda stuff, so maybe they can helps, and when i quits, i can help other guys. so here i am.
now i heres that we can git irratabel specially in the first days man. so man, i'm gonna try to keeps it lite round heres.
anyhows, i think i read around heres that them atomic fire balls si good to suck on but you know what man? i been threw a coupl dozen in the last days, and theys killin my tast buds man. last nites we wnet to this mexicin place fer dinner man, and i asked em where the salsa was amn, and they tells me that there foods smuthered in it man. well im here to tell ya man, i couldn't taste none ofit. so man, how much longer do ya think i need them fireballs? cause i think theys a beter ider than that facke snuff man. i tried that fake snuff afore abd you no what man? havin that fake stuff in the lip makes it to easy to want the reel stuff man. so im gonna stik to them fireballs mman an if i can't taste nothin for a few weeks man well that ok cause this time im quittin man. an if i can chow on like habenyeros and amaze my frends then tahts a bonis man.
so if theyres a place i should post storys - an maybe some ain't bout quittin - can somone clues me in?
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18 Nov 2008, 08:10 #3
man i'm as serioujs as the cancer i'm tryin to avoid. i rites this stuff to blow off steem, and may be some guy havin a bad day cna enjoy it to.
hey man, looks like yer a stillers fan. i grew up a brownies guy. man i hated the stillers man. like that guy lambert. you no he din't finish a single game in cleveland man? got kicked out of every darn one. always pickin fights with someone. man, the only game i missed in like 10 years was cause i was playin peewee ball on a sunday. it was that game where turky jones slammed bradshaw man. i had to wait to see it on the hilites man, cause we din't have espn back then.
anywaty, i was pissed when they picked up an left town. so i became a stillers fan for a few years. i like that rothlisbergenheimer man. i don't care bout them brrowns v2.0 a lick. an plus i moved to detroit, whats uglier than cleveland by miles. and man there lions suck big time. but they got them hockey red wings, and man that's a good team. but them pengwins you gots in pixburgh are pretty good to man.
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19 Nov 2008, 08:06 #4 2008-11-19T13:06
so man i'm readin what to esspect when you quit and to be real honest man i din't get any big headaches or nothin in the first 3 days. may be cause i drink lots of coffee now (cause i also quit suckin dow 700 calories a day of mt. dew). and then it says til bout 20 days i'll have some of the habit wantin to come back and be nasty and not sleep so good man. well let me tell you what man. its all true. first man i find myself reachin to my pocket wear i used to keep the can. well now man its filled with them atomic fire balls. i just wanna take a minit an say i'm startin to hate them things man. my tung is all red from the color and i can't taste nuthin man.
ok now for beeing mean and nasty and not sleepin so good. yeah it started bout day 4 i was wakin up like evry hour man. the old lady shes pretty hot and the nites are gettin colder and shes all pressed up next to me. i love my old lady and she loves me. i no she'd do most anything to hepl me kick the nic-bitch outta my life but i'm guessin that me hoppin her at 3 am ain't gonna happen. specailly if i'm back for more at 4. so i rolls over and try gettin some sleep. now after a few nights of wakin up wantin some action and not gettin any i can see wear the fusrtation comse in man. but we talked and put together a schedual so i can git some afore we goto bed and she can still sleep all nite. man i mite not even tell her when i can sleep good again.
so anyway you guys thanks for hangin out hear and lettin me do my thing to.
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22 Nov 2008, 08:59 #5 2008-11-22T13:59
so man like i says in the first post that sometimes i like to rite bout thing that ain't quittin stuff man. tody's one of them days man, cause its big gmae day. the ohio state universe is gonna lay an ass whoopin on michigan today what nocks 'em into next year man. now as i was tellin the stillers fan, i moved to the D-troit from the C-berg area man. but seee i wasn't never reely a buckeyes fan. they was like the nayberhood bully man, so i din't much care for 'em. but let me tell you somethin brothers an sisters, i ain't never seen nothin like michigan fans. first man they call it the harverd of the midwest. what's that mean man? like they got a bunch of spoiled rich snot nose punks what think the world owes 'em everyting? that they'll gtraduate and live off daddy's conections? cause that's what i think of with harverd man. second man they think there teams are the greatess thing since slice dbread man. when's the last time they played in that rose bowl man? like they shooda handed out laminated mapps of orlandao man, cause they been playin that capital one bowl since afore it was the capital one bowl. and man they could use it agin this year to visit disny since they don't need to pay for no bowl trip! and man we don't even need to sya how bad there basketball team is man.
so anyways got buckeyeyes. run up the score like them old nebraska teams use to! make rich rod cry some more.
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29 Nov 2008, 08:11 #8 2008-11-29T13:11
i gotta tell you guys man that turky day was tuff man. it wasn't the day off work man cause i've had weekends man. but man it was the first time i had real cravings since i quit man. but i held stromg man and that ain't what i came to rite bout today man.
i came to share the dredded dip dream man. now we all nos to spect them man. my brother man was a smoker what quit a few years bakc man. he tells me them smokin dreams still get him ever so offen man. so the nite after turky day i'm sleepin and i had this dream wehre i'm really cravin a dip man. and even in my dream i know i reely don't want it man but i gots to have it ya no? then i takes the dip man, an in my dream i say "shit that was stupid man! now i'm gonna get kicked outta my quit group man! how do you tell the quitters you suck at quittin? man maybe ole syndrome just flotes off in the vapers of the intertubes."
well then man i wakes up all swetty and stuff still thinkin i screwed the pooch on my quit. but then i sees the larm clock man an its like 2 am in the mornin man. hey its the middel of the nite man, an i no i din't by no dip cause i'm still werin my boxers man. but i checked all the usall hidin spaces just in case byut they was all emty man. so i woke up later to day 16 of the quit man more determind than every!
i also gotta say i'm trying to cut back on them atomic fire balls man. i tell you guys i ain't tasted nuthin in over 2 wweeks now cept that cimmonin.
so for all you guys what ain't had the dream don't you worry bout it man. stay strong man. its just another test from the bitch man.
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20 Dec 2008, 09:26 #11 2008-12-20T14:26
so you gyuys its been a time since old syndrome had much to say man. i aint had no nic dream since turky day so thats cool. reely the quits goin perty good. i was lookin at what i should expect now. i'll say constipashun aint a problme, cause i eat my oatmeal every day and gets lots of extra fiber too. i get some headakes, but maybe thats on acount of i got a new pillow, or may be its not. theys usualy in the back of the head near the neck man. so any of you guys or gals what gets em can you tell old syndrome where you gets em? i ppreciate that. man one thing i do notise that is on the list is that i been crackin em off pretty good for a few weeks now. they aint the smelly kind, which is good, cause i dont wanna smell em all day. but they are the noisy kind and you no how it is when you try to pinch em off when your in church or somethin and dont want eberybody looking at you. its kinda cool at home cause i can play pull my finger wiht the kids, or blame the floor, or start a hunt for them barkin spiders.
so man i gots to tell you bout them atomic fire balls man. like i said afore i started to use them for the oral fixashun, and i was byin like 2 pounds a week at ole mr bulky's place. well man i'm still hooked, sept im down to like 4 or 5 fireballs a day insted of like 15 or 20. thats a good thing cause if i keeped up that pace man i was gonna be makin a couple a payments on my dentists boat man. but no what? if it wasnt for them fireballs, i dont no if i make it past 2 weeks on my quit man. did i say earlier i tried the mint stuff? i tried that and the clover stuff at diffrent times to quit, but it was just to easy to go from mint or clover back to the bitch man. so if your like me and tried to quit with that stuff an it dint work man may be this helps you to man. i aint had a pinch a nuthin between the cheek an gums for 38 days now an with the help of the almighty and my brothers an sisters here i aint never gonna have another.
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02 Jan 2009, 07:50 #18 2009-01-02T12:50
hey you guys. i gotta give some props to my fellow feb dude butchtn. cause you no butch man has his quit goin good when he can spend like 4 ours playin golf with a dude whats dippin and not cave. mosta the times we got it pretty easy man. to cave we gots to git offa our buts and go down to the kwiky mart and by somtehin to cave man. but man that butch man got tested got tested reel tuff man, and he past it to. man theres bin days were if i had someone around me with a tin a coope i migth a caved man. and man i hope them days are far behind me afore i get tested like that man. so like mad props to that butch dude.
hey no waht else man? my wife went to my dentist the other day man an told em i quit like i said i was gonna. well man they was all up set on a count of me usin them fireballs man. kin you beleve it? man i think them dentist people aint gonna be happy til we all die man so we aint screwin up our teeth man. i say screw that man. my fireballs may make yer next fookin boat payment man.
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09 Jan 2009, 08:17 #20 2009-01-09T13:17
hey you guys how many people did yatell bout yer quit? i figgered i'd tell every body cause they'd shame me for cavin just like yall wood. so i gots a big quit grop at home and work to man. but man its them guys what still dip i was worryed bout but man its been good cause they aint tryin to get me to cave man. may be cause i told one guy if he ever offerd me a dip i'd kikc him in the nuts man. any ways you guys my latest stash of them atomic fire ball what i gots at mr bulky is just bout run out. and so my new years restitutiion is to quit usin fireballs too man. at leats not the 6 or 8 or 10 a day i been usin but may be a few a week aint too bad cause they aint killin me like that dip was man.
so you guys man i wanna give nother shoutout to one of my feb guys whos got the quit goin good. are bro HDFIREDAWG is over there in the middleeast man and who nos what kinda shit is goin on over htere but man its gotta be reel stressfull man and a guy what can quit in that situashun is one tuff muther man. so props to the Dawg man and heres hopin your quit will be a good long one man
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10 Jan 2009, 08:03 #22
hey man this one aint bout quittin just a random observashun. are all weather dudes like fishermen or porn wannabes? cause yesterday man they were all like omg were gonna get 8 or 10 inches man look out! well man you no what? we dint even get like 2 inches man. i bet these gyus go out to the bars and tell the ladys hey babe i'm hung like a horse wehn they really got my little pony size peckers man. but you no what else man? i wish i was a wether dude cause i could like be a complete fcuk up every day and still have a job man. how cool is that?
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23 Jan 2009, 08:17 #24
hey man you guys i had an other dip dream last nite. but you no what? this time i didnt wake up sweatin man. i beat the bitch down in my dream. my lady says i was reel restless fer a time so that musta bin the same time.
any ways man in my dream i had a fresh can a cope but no idea where it came from man. next thing bout half the can in my lip. then i'm like shit man and tryin to spit it out. then it was like them angel and devil guys on the sholders but they were in my head man not on my sholders. it went kinda like this-
the angel guy says spit it out but you gotta tell them guys at ktc yer a fuckup and start at day 1 agin man.
then the devil dude says hey man if you gotta start agin you shood enjoy this one man.
angel dude wins and i spit it out right quick.
devil dude says hey man you only wnated one pinch man and you still got the rest of this can man.
angel dude says hey i dont remember byin this cope and man i'm to cheep to buy a hole can for just one pinch man.
devil dude says yeah but do you remember not byin it?
angel dude is startin to lose man. i bet this is where i'm thrashin in bed.
then the devil dude makes his mistake. he says hey man you just pissed away 70 days a quit. but man you proved you can go 70 so lets just enjoy the rest of this can.
angel guy says how many days did you say?
devil dude says 70 man.
angel guy says ha! i no i alerady posted 71 days quit over to ktc. so devil man you loze. git the fuck outa here.
and just like that the devil dude was gone from my head and i dint even wake up. man i just like had my brain figger all that out while i was sleepin. so hey you guys i must be pretty smart to beat the bitch in my sleep.
oh hey since i got on a roll man i wanna give some props to another of my feb guys. that ricko dude is like the class presadent of feb man. he's that guy whats alwasy gettin the rest organized man. plus he's like the cheerleeder ready to lend a pick me up to any one what down. man every month needs a ricko like guy. man some day i coud see him bein one of them mods cause i dont think hes goin any where once he hits the hall man,.
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09 Feb 2009, 15:34 #25
hey you guys. i gotta tell you i am so pissed off at this serious-xm merger deal man. i have xm and man i was likin it. i lissen a lot to the hocky stuff but i also like the comedy and my music like fred and fungus man. well i tell ya serious gets in and all of a sudden fungus is gone. now i can't get no punk like the sex pistols and dead kennedys. that reely sucks big time. then they take my fred and call it first wave. and they add some jackass dj to it so now its the mr jackass show instead of all music. then the take the comedy stations and cut the play list down so much that i here the same shit all the time. man when it was just xm i could go weeks with out havin repeets.
ok and this is wat reely sucks on top of it. they use to have 20 trafic and wether stations but they cut back to 12 and combined some citys. ok some of um make cents. like putting orlando and tampa together or phily and boston. but man they put detroit with las vegas man. so when im goin to work at 630 in the mornin i gotta here vegas trafic at 330 in the mornin. who the fuck is drivin in vegas at 330 that needs trafic reports man? and then when its like 0 degrees in detroit i gotta here that its gonna be like 60 in vegas. man that sucks. i tell you what old syndrome is gonna go cancel his xm after the redwings season is over and when i do i'm gonna tell them serious-xm boys whats what.
oh yeah and i gotta order my ktc nife man cause tomorows day 90. man whod a thunk it?
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19 Feb 2009, 07:42 #26
hey you guys. man i can hardly beleve its almost bin 100 days. man thats just crazy. so i'm gonna grab me some scotch to nite and right that big HOF speech man. but i'm gonna warn youi guys a little scotch and theexitement of the big day is gonna make me a little nuts so dont spect to see my hof speech lookin like my usually deep stuff cause the stile will be diffrnet for sure man. but don't worry cause by the week end i'll be back down to erth and my old self afore you no it. but if you get disapointed with my hof speech at least i wanred you.
hey i all ready orderred my hof nife last week so i hope that comes soon.
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24 Feb 2009, 07:52 #28
hey man you guys. one thing i forgot to say in my hof speechifyin. how many a you guys still enjoyed dippin when you quit? cause man i no i dint. i dint reely like the taste no more. i dint get no buzz on. man all i did for the last years afore i quit was feed the adictshun man. simple as that.
hey man i feel like i turned some kinda corner tho. cause i was watchin the outlaw joezy wales over the week end man. and you no what? every time he spit man i was like that was gross man. man not onse did i wish i was doin that. but man i aint no dumy man. i no she's out there waitin for me to let my gard down so i aint gonna do it. aint gonna give her a chance.
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09 Mar 2009, 13:42 #30
hey man you guys hows it goin? so way back in my firts post in this thred i said sometimes i'd be postin stuff not relate dto quitin rite? so man i got a story. man are dryer broke down last week cause it was amost 20 years old man. and i told the oold lady it werent no use fixin it so lets get a new un. now the washin mashine broke down last year so she wants the matchin dryer an thats ok with me. but man we got a frunt loader washer and got a stand for it. so i gotta get the stand for the dryer to man. well no big deal cause if i miss the morgage that oboma dudes gonna help me out man. any ways i get done putin it in place and i gots to level it. now this is ware the stand is importent cause it dont make sents with just the dryer. i'm done levelin it out and just gotta titen up the nuts and i thoght i had the rench on good but man it sliped off and afore i coould stop i cranked my hand in to the sheet metal. man i tell you i split my thum wide open. there was blood every where. i meen i soked thru 2 band ades afore i got the job done. i told the old lady she couldnt off me for a couple a years cause i wach that csi and i no they can find that blood if they come lookin. well any way i went and got me some of them butter fly things to close it up with cause man you guys no they say you gotta keep them stiches dry. and man i cant be missin my swimmin work outs now. but man i aint had one of them tb shots to keep away the lock jaw in i dont no how long so may be i should get one. but then i read on the interwebs that it dont do no good after the fact any how. so man thats my story.
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18 Mar 2009, 15:58 #32
hey man you guys i gotta tell you somethin and i dint no wear else to put it man. man i was at the pool yestrday for my trainin when i saw somethin that made me sicker then pickin up a coke can and takin a big swig afore you reelize its your spit can man. i get out of the pool and theres this old woman. i mean like 70 old and man shes pastty wite and got extra rolls a skin so it looks like shes got 4 boobs man. but man that aint the sick part yet. man i'm waste deep in water and shes standin there in front of me in a thong bakini man and shes got bush hangin out both sides. man i almost herled in the pool rite there you guys. i had to swim to the other end afore i got out and walk back to get my towl. and man i was locked on the lifegard so i dint have to look at that shit again. thats the last time i bump my swim work out to the afternoon man.
so sorry if you just ate man i shooda warned you.
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09 Apr 2009, 08:20 #34
hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.
this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured. now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.
now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.
any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.
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13 Apr 2009, 08:35 #40
Hey man you guys. I still get to tappin from time to time to. Man i was doin that a lot in my first couple a months a quit. so man i'd load my tin pocket with them atomic fire balls and when i tapped i popped one in my mouth. so man them old habits die hard.
but why i came here to day was to nounse that since i first came here i hit 25 pounds droped. man i thout for shure i'd put on wait when i quit but then i saw that antrasite triathalon thread what big brother jack had goin. well i tell ya i ran a cupple a marathons but my feet get beet up so bad. and i got a pritty good rode bike so i thout this wood be a cool thing ta do. i been trainin like a mad man sinse just afore chrismis. well i tell you what man for eester i was werin sutes what i dint fit into for like the last 7 or 8 yeers. so man thanks big bro jack for inspirin my but to do more then just quit.
and man i still owe you guys a rite up from my kids skatin show. i'll get to it soon.
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15 Apr 2009, 07:53 #41
so i promist you guys some stuff from my kids ice show what was a cupple a weeks ago. man its a lot a little kids and then some hi scool and middle scool kids mostly in big groops but some solos and groops a 2 or 3 to.
well man for me it started munths ago cause i was helpin bild props and stuff. this was my first yeer of doin that stuff and well there aint to mnay helpers. the show had a dizney theem so man we had this cassle waht was like 17 feet hi. and a bunch a painted 2d stuff just to stick on the ice. we bilt a reely cool pirite ship to. well man they did a hanna montana number and wanted a stage for may be 6 girls. so man we bilt a secshunal thing with 3 4x8 foot secshuns. well man that wasnt big enuff for the bossis so we bilt an other 2 secshuns. then they wanted a cat walk out the front. so we bilt that. then they started to use it for other things so we had to re-enforse it for more kids. so any ways theres 2 haffs of the show. the first haff gets the cassle and the second haff gets the stage. and they do 4 shows on the week end.
sinse i dont have skates i gotta find other work durin the show. well man they need spotlite guys and man i did some rock-n-roll spots back in the day so i can handel it. one a the spots is up on skaffolds and not to many guys want to go up there so i snap up that job reel quick like. but i gotta clime down between haffs to help move the cassle out and the stage in. now the stage i said was in secshuns, so we had to tie it to gether with some hevy duty zip ties. well one a the guys whose helpin works out a lot. and the certin is open wile we're puttin the stage to gether and he takes off his jackit to show off like. so man we're all like 'look whose takin us to the gun show' and stuff like that. but he takes it pritty good.
the shows go pritty good you guys. now my older girl shes a pritty good skater man cause shes doin dubble jumps and stuff. but she got put in a snow wite dress so she had to skale back to doin a axle-haff loop-flip combo in her number and man she nailed it every time man.
any way they warned me afore the show that every body what promist to help tare down after wood disapeer. so man that last show i dint work a spot lite. me and the gun show guy were rippin down props when they were used up. now the thing i for got to menshun was all the props go up in a loft on the other side a the bilding and for the most part we gotta lift um up there and down from there areselfs. so man when the lites come up for haff time we hurry up and bild the stage and move all the first haff stuff we tore down to the other side a the bilding so durin the second haff we can lift it up to the loft. after we get that up its back to tarin down props agin. we had to wait till the show was neer to over afore we cood tare down the cassle cause of ware it was ahind the certin. well just like they told me man all them helpers scatterd like cockroachis and man there were just six a us to tare down. man if we dint do all that stuff durin the show we wooda bin there all nite man.
but you no what? i'm gonna do it agin next yeer man. and the yeer after that. and keep it up so long as my kids are skatin.
so man you guys thats my story from the ice shows. not much funny stuff but man i gotta say theres a lot a ice shows in are area but man we put on prolly the best a the bunch.
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18 Apr 2009, 09:24 #42
so man this is onkly kinda related to my quit cause if i dint find this site i prolly woodn't be doin this triathalon thing. but man this happind to weeks in a row now. most a the time i'm doin my runnin work outs at nite cause i swim in the mornin. well man last fryday and agin this mornin i did mornin runs. well i'm a regular mornin shitter like between 6 and 7. well man last fryday i went out to run in the resadentshul areas in town and over to alanberg whats another burb rite next to mine. now bout 3 miles in i gots to crap reel bad. well i'm in luck cause its only a cupple a bloxks to my church and i no one door is all ways open. and lucky me i make it in time and fill the crapper ammedeately.
now this mornin i get a little smarter cause i hop on the stool afore goin for my run. well i power push anuff to get some shit in the bull. so man i take off to runnin and this time i'm heddin out to riverville whats another neer by burb. i'm on the big streets but its only like 6-30 in the a.m. so nothin much is open. well man i get to bout 13th street as im headin to river road thats what comes after 1st street. anyway bout 13th street i reelize im gonna hafta crap more. now i no theres a gas stayshun down at river road so i aint all that worryed. until i get there. and you no what? they got a sine sayin 'no publick rest rooms'. now im in a shit load a trouble cause nothin is gonna be open til bout a mile down river road at the micky d's place. man that mile is ageny cause my ass cheeks are pinch shut titer then i dont no what. man when i hit old micky d's place i got into the crapper and my ass just asploded. i tell you guys waht its a good thing they had them industreal strength cammodes with the power flush man cause that bull was full and man i woodn't wanted to deel with that if it dint flush all down.
man i got 7 weeks to figger out how to change my crapper skedule or man this triathalon thing may just kill me.
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22 Apr 2009, 07:26 #46
hey man you guys i dint no wear to put this so this is wear i put stuff i dont no wear it gos. any way i had this guy at the offis bring in some mountin dew throw back stuff today. i gess theres pepsy throw back out there to. but any way the pepsy guys are makin these throw back drinks with suger insted of that corn sirup stuff. and man i gotta say i like it. but there only makin it for like 2 months. well i'm gonna stock up on it wen i find it then like send um letters tellin um to keep makin it. cause man i dont like that corn sirup stuff and now i just drink the coffy. cause you no what uou guys? i think all that corn sirup is part a why we're all gettin fatterer as a country. and fook the corn loby and the suger loby what keeps the inported suger so spensive.
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01 May 2009, 10:11 #47
hey man you guys i see ware chewy says we got a blog thing goin so i was thinkin i cood do a blog but may be i mite need some ideas for what to rite bout. now i still aspeckt to update this here thred cause i no its got some rite yousful informashun for the new guys. and i no some older gusy still chec kit out when may be they need a bit of a pick me up.
so any way you guys if you have stuff you wanna reed bout in my blog sted of over here let me no. but firts i gotta get the go ahed from chewy man. so stay tooned an look for me to blog.
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04 May 2009, 07:54 #48
hey man you guys. i just wanna let you all no that i dissided not to do the blog cause that wood be more work. so what i dissided to do was takl my bruther into doin a blog entery evry wonse in a wile. so man you dont have to go to the blog page to reed my ritin cause it will all be rite here.
but heres the thing man. if you got grate ideas for the blog you can still send um to me cause my bruther isnt reely rejisterd here cause he dint hafta be a quitterer cause he never started.
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im just gonna interrupt here on a count of i am now a 'full member'
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27 May 2009, 07:23 #49
hey man you guys i gotta tell you bout my trip to the dentist man. but first let me tell all the new quitterers what don't no bout my thred. you new guys shood reed this thred cause theres som ereely good stuff in it. sept wear that loot guy posted cause i think he likes men. any how you can may be lern how i delt with stuff in my quit.
you guys i finely went to the dentist for the first time since my quit. now man i wish the higenist was hotter but at leest the reel cranky no-it-all won quit. i did not like her at all man. but any way this higenist nos i was a dipper and you remember my wife spoilt the suprize that i was quit. any ways she goes in for her inspecshun and makes a reel point to say she sees i'm quit. then she says she sees i aint stpoped chewin complete like cause i'm chewin on my tonge. she says its full a calusis so may be i shood get some gum or somethin. well man may be i'll get a nuther stash a atomic fire balls cause they workt afore.
hey man i tell you what eles. man that game 7 atween the wings and ducks was a tester man. cause i prolly wood a gone threw a hole can durring the game if i wasnt quit. so man a nuther trigger is down. next up is my out door socker seesin what starts the wedsday after my tri.
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07 Jun 2009, 19:56 #50
hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.
so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys. well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you. well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin. well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin. well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.
well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit. then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.
ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep. well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.
out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade. and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind. not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick. well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.
i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours. i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.
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man i started copyin the stuff diffrint so the formats gonna change a bit.
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Posted: 30 Jun 2009, 07:42
hey man some a you new guys are comin up on your firts holiday dip free. so make your plans now. man wee bin thru it to so reed lots a stuff here - like all the pages in my intro here. reed some hof stuff to. my bruther rote myne for me.
but man thats not why i'm ritin to dya. i tell you guys my hof is like over a hunnert days ahind me, and you no what? man the last to nites i bin havin dip dreems agin. man one was bad anuff that i thot i caved. man even when i woke up it feelt like i had the shit in my mouth. which a corse wood be false cause i'm smart anuff to not by the shit any more. so what im tellin you guys who mite not beleeve it yet is this - nic is a nasty bitch and it dont matter how many days you go she still wants you back. your an addickt and i'm an addickt and every day the fite goes on. you dont beleeve it and you mite just end up in the hall a shame and thats the trueth.
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Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 07:47
hay man you guys i got a story i'm gonna rite reel soon and i wanted a find my thred so i just bumped it up sows i cood find it eezy like. so man wile your waitin if you aint red my thred you can start.
i thnik i'm gonna get my bruther to ehlp me rite a first annuversry of my hof later this munth.
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Posted: 05 Feb 2010, 13:54
hay man yiou guys i gotta tell you bout a fitin sity hall story. theres these guy i swim with in the mornins. well bobs reely got the fite with sity hall and dave is a corprit loyer whose helpin bob pro boner. they bin swimmin to gether for bout 40 some years now and they both live over to riverside. well man they got this mayer over there what thinks hes king or sumthin cause he keeps gettin relected. reely its cause the mayers job pays like a hundert bucks a munth and no body runs aginst him. king mayer and the fire cheef are buddys what wanna have kids to gether or somethin to.
so any ways this story starts a cupple a yeers back when the mayer closes the ally by bobs house. well man whne they close the ally the fire cheef says they gotta move a hiderent from the ally over to the eezmint in front a bobs house. i gotta tell you that riverside is a old 1950s subberb so man all the houses are reel close to gether and they only gots one car garages and reel short drive ways. movin that hiderent in front a bobs meens he cant park on the street no more. so he asks um to move it to the corner sos he can park. man they dont wanna work with him on it. well bob says "fuck it the allys closed so i can park there." but then king mayer says "no you cant cause its a street." bob says "if its a fuckin street then leeve the hiderent there." well he dont get any ware with king mayer so he gos to sity counsul what pissis off king mayer more. finely the disside it aint a street so they block it off and bob cant park there any way. they got a law in riverside what says you cant keep your trash cans out ware you can see um from the street. well like i sayd bobs got a 1 car garage and its pritty crouded in there so he dissides to keep the cans out back ware you can see um from the ally. but man the allys closed so you cant see um from a street. but king mayer he’s a dick and he has the cops site bob for it. now thats the histry betwene bob and king mayer.
so last yeer bob gets tired a lookin at the hiderent and dissides to put up a hege row sos he dont hafta look at it no more. well the fire cheef what wants to have kids with king mayer dissides to get pissy and says the hege has gotta go. bob says "no fuckin way." and a hole new pissin mach follows. it ends with the cops comin out to site him agin. bob starts talkin to dave bout it and well dave don’t like king mayer 1 bit so he says lets fite it. wow man i gotta tell you bout loyer dayve. man that guy is the kind a guy what just dont like to loose. even when hes dog tired in the pool he wont let no body beet him. well loyer dave asks for a jurry trail man. thne he files a foya request for all the siteashuns they gave out for blockin fire hiderents ever. terns out there are only 5 more. next man they go out and take pickshurs of all the hiderents around riverside with speshul care to get ones what have like skool crossin sines blockin acksess to the hiderents. there blowin those up reel big for the trial.
the trials next munth and if i can take the day off a work im gonna.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2010, 07:44
Hay man you guys I got a couple a up dates. First I got me a spell checker so all you fucking whiners can reed better.
But more important like Dave the lawyer got sited by the city for not shoving his side walk. He had the bronchitis so he couldn’t do it but man I don’t think they gave him 24 ours nether.
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Posted: 05 Mar 2010, 08:38
Ok man i no you guys are itchin to here whats goin on. First i gotta poligize for not havin my spell checker to day.
So the hering was wensday morinin but man the judge is gonna take 3 weeks to make his rulin. so any ways i was talkin at are wensday mornig swim with Bob and Dave. Well man Dave aspected the city turny to drop the case once he sees Bobs got a turny. Good news for us tho cause he dint or the story wood be over right now.
Well man it was like a reel trial and loyer Dave was basicly settin out to show the ordanince was not cleer. So he get the city ordanince offiser on the stand and i dont no his nambe but lets call him Dick. Ok man for the arguein I'll rite it kinda like a play. I got it secind hand so its not reel quotes but its close anuff.
Dan: Dick can you show the cort ware in the ordaninces it tells you what a obstruction is.
Dick: I'm not sure but may be its in the zonin code.
Dan: did you site him under the zonin code?
Dick: Nope.
Dan: Then we aint talkin bout the zonin code. Did you look thru the ordaninces wile you were gettin reddy for this case?
Dick: Yep.
Dan: But you dint find it?
Dick: Nope
Dan: Now how's Bob apposed to no what obstruction means?
Dick: I looked in a dickshunary.
Dan: What did you find?
Dick: Its not reel cleer.
<< notice how Dick just made part a Dans case for him. now at this point Dick changes his arguement >>
Dick: But we were worryed that he was going to bild a bigger obstruction if he wasnt stopped.
Dan: so reely what your sayin is that rite now it aint reely a obstruction but your thinkin he mite bild a bigger one if you dint stop him now?
Dick: Yep
Dan: so you sited him for not brakin the law cause he mite later? why not site me for speedin now cause i mite later?
Dick: Uh...
<< now Dicks gotta change his arguement agin >>
Dick: Hay man its city property so hes gotta do waht we say!
Dan: did yiou look at the deeds for the sub davision?
Dick: Yep
Dan: and whats it say?
Dick: They gave the streets to the city.
Dan: Nope. Your wrong. The granters of the deed sayed they were makin the street availabel to the city for public use. but if its all bull dozed down evrything goes back to the granters.
<< Dan gets a little dig at Dick here >>
Dan: now your honer sir we no the city has some intrist in the eesments. like its in both the city and the owners intrist for sidewalks to be clear. I no cause this man (Dick) sited me for not shovein after the snow fall. (some body sayed Dick was smilein and noddin as he sayed this) I cood ask how many other peeple he sited for the same thing but that aint the point here. we got more then one point.
one - the city cant bully peeple in to payin fines with out do prosess like what Dick does
to - the ordanince doesn't cleerly difine obstruction and
three - the city aint got the rite to site peeple for what they mite do.
Well man the judge he looked at the city turny and sayed he'll rule in 3 weeks but his rulin wood be based on the condition of thing when Dick rote the tickit not what it mite or mite not look like in 3 yeers.
Now I think it looks pritty good for Bob. But Dave says some times judges side with the city cause they usully under stand the code better. Even with that he thinks they got a winner.
So man when the judge rules i'll up date things.
Sorry agin bout the spell checker.
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Posted: 10 Mar 2010, 07:16
hay man I got my spell checker going to day!!!!1! any ways no new news from the fight with city hall. I want to tell you about this business school what was running radio adds saying you were going to be working 97,000 days. man that seems like allot so i got out my calculator. man if you work 300 days a year that means you got to work over 320 years! serious who wants to go to a business collage that aint good at the math? they kind a fixed it now. now they only want you to work 11,000 days. still man if you work 5 days a week thats 260 days a year so man throw in 10 holidays and vacations and sick days and call it 250 you still got to work 44 years! Man if I'm going to business collage its so I can retire early.
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Posted: 25 Mar 2010, 08:18
hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.
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Posted: 26 Mar 2010, 07:55
ok you guys i talked to bob this mornin at the pool. man he says it was a grate day in cort for the littel guy!
first of the judge man told the city that the berm bob bilt wasn't no obstruckshun and threw out that arguement then it got good.
now man when i was growin up we called that strip a grass atween the road and side walk the devil strip some fokes call it the tree lawn but man what ever you call it the city was clamin that they cood tell bob what to do on it. well the judge man told the city that they had 40 years a lettin peeple do what ever they want in the devil strip plantin trees and what not so they reely cant all a sudden disside that they were takin control. they set the pressidents by not hasslin no body else so they gotta live with it. now get out and leave bob the hell a lone!
man so theres hope in this country cause some times the corts get it rite!
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Posted: 21 May 2010, 08:50
hay man you guys you no what today - may 21 is? no its not some big anaversry for me. its nashunal ride your bike to work day. and you no what? i did. but that ain't all that importint. i can't ride in my work close can i? so i had a find a bag or back pack or somethin to cary may work close in. so man i pack up my wallit, close, some b.o.-derint and a wahs cloth so's i don't stink all day. well man i get in to work and start gettin drest and as i'm unpakin the back i see a old tin a pouchis. now man i din't reely use pouchis and i take a closser look and there mint pouchis form that origin mint snuff compny. well man when i came in to here i did my quit with them tomic fire bals and not fake stuff. so man i don't even no how old this shit is cause it has to be from a faild quit. i'm gessin there like 3 yeers old. they may even be still good. i dont want a no. i aint gonna use um cause man that's just a step closser to cavin for me. may be i shood drop um in a water bottel and make mint tee. man its amazin how long some stashis of shit stay hiddin.
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Posted: 27 May 2010, 08:22
hay man you guys i gotta tell you bout this weerd dream what i had last nite.
now man some a you guys dont no it but i'm doin a triathalon here in just over a week. well last year i did it to. and i took reel good care to pack all my geer up the nite afore the race. essept you no what? i forgot a pack my bike helmit. and man they dont let you race with no helmit. so i had a by one from the seller down there at the race.
well man in my dream i'm all reddy to start the race by the lake warin my wet suit. and some chick i dont evin no comes up to me and asks if i rememberd my bike helmit this yeer. oh shit man i forgot my helmit agin!!! well man i did it better this yeer cause not only did i forgot my helmit. i forgot my bikin shoos, my bikin shorts, my runnin shorts and i brot no shirts at alll! well i by a helmit agin. but the shoos are a problum cause i got itty bitty pedels on my bike. and i got a run and bike in my swim suit. and finely i got a use duck tape to keep my race number on me.
man fortshunally i woke up afore they had a rip the duck tape off a me.
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Posted: 07 Jun 2010, 07:08
OK you guys I busted out my spell checkers for this here race summary from June 6, 2010. But afore I get to the race I got to explain the back ground.
June 5. I wake up like any other day. Soon I got to crap. 10 minutes later I got to crap some mores. Another 20 minutes later I’m crapping again. You see ware I’m going? 6 times afore noon I crept. Man I was totally afeard to eat any thing cause it wood make me crap again. So man all I had was protean shakes all day. Well man I get to bed reel nice and early now. But I’m watching a DVD a that alias show. I tell you that Jennifer garner is hot man! Any ways I doze off round 10 witch is way earlier than last year cause the wings and penguins were playing last year and I was so jacked up after that I dint get to sleep till way late. Bout 11 I here the Mrs. come in saying “what should we do?” and I’m like “Huh? What?” she tells me there’s tornado warnings out and she’s got the whether guy on the TV showing storms cross the hole state. Reel big time storms to. So in the interest of getting some sleep we decide to get the kids and camp out in the basements. Well man the TV guy says there’s lots a wind and lots a folks losing power but by 3 it otter pass by. Well man now I’m fared were going to lose the power and I wont wake up for my race. So a course I cant sleep for shit.
June 6. bout 4:30 I crawl out a bed and head to the race. Well man over night the storm bowled over trees on the running coarse. So man they got to change that up. And the balloons they use to mark the swim coarse are half gone. And this is even more fooked up – the beech is like 50 feet longer than it use to be and them little white and orange things what mark the usual swim area are in nee deep water. So man they got a reset the swim coarse to. But the good news is man the sheriff says that the bike coarse is ok. All the tents they had up bowled away to. Who no’s may be there in the lake now. Plus the transition area all the fences got bowled away to. And they cant set new ones up cause the winds still like 20 or 25 mph.
Any ways we start half a hour late on a count a all this. Now this year the wind switched directions so the lake is like glass but for some reason I start getting cramps in my calf’s in the swim. Well with the beech moved I can stand and stretch it from time to time but it costs me may be 5 minutes. I decided afore the race that I was going to go bike shorts the hole way with some under armor stuff underneath. So man my transitions way faster this time. On the bike and into the wind. Last year I finished into the wind this year started that way. There were points where I was busting my ass to make 10 mph. So man at the end when I had the wind I just dint feel like going as hard as I could. Bout half way thru the bike part it started raining to. So to recap: 20 mph winds, rain, and bout 62 degrees. It sucked. I think I was behind last years pace at transition 2 but I saved time again by not having to change much. Now remember what I said bout calve cramps? Well they came back big time in the run. But I still managed to cut time off a my run from last year and 8 minutes off the over all time. But man I ain’t happy at all bout that time. So I’m hopping its better when I do the next one witch should be the whirl pool one.
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Posted: 11 Jun 2010, 07:33
hay man you guys the story atween Bob and the sity code inforser aint over.
the guy must a bin pissed bout loosin in court. cause he's back to buggin Bob. now rememember they moved the fire hiderent in front a Bob's house to start it all rite? well man when they did that they took away Bob's parkin on the street. Well man Bob's bin parkin acrost the street at a office lot and the guy what owns it is cool with it. but mister dickhead inforser guy says they got a be moved every 48 hours or else. yeah he's hasselin him bout parkin ON PRIVITE PROPERTY WITH PERMISSHUN. Well man loyer Dave is tellin the sity to put a coller on this guy or there gonna get sued and the sity's all reddy broke. that's all i got to day.
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Posted: 01 Jul 2010, 07:58
hay man you guys gess what? we were just walkin out a the y after swimmin and loyer Dave starts packin a fatty. man i had no idea. so man i'm in a quandery here. i'm sher we cood help loyer Dave quit if he evin wants to but man i don't no if hes gonna get mad cause i'm tellin bout his big cort case.
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Posted: 09 Jul 2010, 07:40
so man i no you guys all herd bout this queen james guy what resently made hisself public enamy #2 in cleveland. so man i was reedin one a the cleveland blogs yesterday and one a they guys says somethin that reely sticks to me.
a true champion doesn't chase championships, they bring championships.
man how true is that? man i think bout guys like stevie y or mark messyay in hockey or even like drew breeze in football. man i never herd them say "i'm gonna play here cause it's my best chanse to win a championship" thats for front runners like maryon hossa or any free agnet whats sines with the yankers or labran james.
hay man that also makes me wonder does that make him dwane wades catcher?
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Posted: 02 Aug 2010, 07:39
hay man you guys some a you guys all reddy this is my race recap. but for some a you guys what aint red my thred wellcome. ok so me and irenman dave just did that steel head race whats a haff iren man. for those who aint familier with it we race over 70 miles by swimmin bikin and runnin. man dave will tell you if i lie bout any part a the corse cause he was there to.
ok first let me start of with friday cause thats when we got to check in. the line was long. now my other 2 races had like 200 peeple in um. this one has got like 200 in my age groop. well any ways it takes me like a haff hour to get thru the line. and just after i get all my stuff i give dave a call. man he coodn't have bin more than like 50 peeple in front a me cause he was still in the expos area. so man we grab some a the free pastas together and talk a bit. well mrs. irenman who i'll call wilma cause i cant spell winnyfred and anyways its atween her and dave if i use her reel name and i no she reeds the site here some times. so hi wilma ;) any ways wilma is out waitin for dave and shes got the newist irenman eddishun. man its so cool to go the irenman race and poop your pants and have evry buddy think its cute. well i tell um that its gonna storm. not cause i herd the wether but cause it storms afore evry race i do. well man we gotta get are bikes checked in and we hed are diffrent directshuns.
saterday - now first off let me say it dint storm all nite but it did rain. and it was still rainin when i got there at a qwarter a six. and i had to get all my shit out a the car in the rain. and i lug it to the shutle bus to the start. well i start organizin my stuff at the tranzishun area and you no what? i left my race number back at the car. well man my wet soot is haff on so i leeve it that way and run like a haff mile to the bus to go back to the parkin lot. man let me tell you some thing else its reely hard to put on a wet wet soot. any ways i get my race number out a the car and my perpetum sports drink what i all so for got and hi tail it back to the bus. well man as i get back to my stuff there kickin evry buddy out a the tranzishun area so i only got time to throw my stuff in the bag. then we got to make a mile long walk down the beech to the start a the swim race. and its still rainin so first all my shit is gettin soked and seckind its reel hard to put the wet soot the rest a the way on. and you no what else? i new it was gonna rain on a count a i forgot to bring my nip gards.
swim - well man we start in waves and my wave is like 40 minits afore dave so i got a good hed start. man the lake is smoother then i esspect baby irenmans but is if i rememember babys buts. and the swim is grate! man i pr'd the swim by like 5 minits and cot some a the wave what started 7 minits in front a me! well man runnin thru 100 yards a sand sucks. so i dint. i saved my energys for the rest a the race.
t1 - thats the tranzishun for those a you what dont no. well i all reddy said i just thru my shit in the bag. i dint have time to atach my number to my race belt. so i start lookin for my belt. i cant find it! i look evry ware 3 times or more! i left the fuckin thing in the car! so man i take my water belt and us it to hold the number. but man it was like 10 minits in t1.
bike - it starts out ok a erly uphill and it feels pritty good. it looks like we did a lot a up hills and some down and i'm flyin. i get neer 20 miles in the first hour. i'm thinkin pr on the bike to. then man just afore the middle a the bike some fuck wad puts a san fran sisco hill in michigan! i hit the hill cruzin a long mindin my own bisness. then bam! next thing i no i'm in my lowist geer standin in my pedels and doin all a 6 miles per our! and diein to! man i bet they don't evin let trucks on that hill cause they coodn't make it up and cood dam well kill some buddy goin down it. well man it starts to be a lot more up hills and and in to the wind but i still hit over 37 miles in 2 hours. well man it gets evin harder after that. some ware bouts mile 47 i here a familyer voice callin my name and irenman dave zips rite by me like i'm standing there changin a flat or somethin. and rite after that theres a seckind san fran sisco hill. now this is on a rode we went the other way on and i'm thinkin i don't rememember goin down this hill cause it seems to long. well man i musta forgot cause i did hit like 30 some mile per our at one time. any ways i disside to cruze in from there and save some energy for the run. i finished in 3+ hours. if i pr'd it wasn't by much.
t2 - much better tho i still never got all the sand off a my feet.
run. - now i wish i had my nip gards. my shirt is soked and rubbin. well the first haff mile aint to bad. then man i make a corner and fuck if it aint anuther one a them frisco hills. only this one aint as long. and theres some shade. but evin then it broke my speerit compleetly. then at bout mile 2 we start a 5 and a haff mile loop to do twice afore goin back down to the finish. well man i liked the fire departmint cause the put a big sprayer out there. only it soked my shoes what wasn't so good. any ways this loop has next to no shade. maybe 500 yards if you count both loops. well man its my lucky day. atween miles 4 and 5 is a hill i cood handel if i wasn't ded all reddy. but man i was so dave goes flyin by on his seckind loop. man we got a hi five in and i saoid id be at the finish in bout a hour and a haff. boy was i rong. cause you no whats comein rite? yeah anuther frisco hill. now man you gotta rememember i live in flat land. man kansis looks hilly compard to ware i live. theres anuther quitterer what lives here to and may be he'll tell you how flat. but evin tho i live in flat land i no when a hill is goin strate up. and this hill is goin strate up! i meen no buddy is runnin up this thing. man its just a long line a us trudjin up this hill. with no shade. sun beatin down on the assfalt. well man bout mile 7 i start gettin fresher so i get to rollin better but man that hill comes up just after mile 10 and kills me agin. well man i finely get to the last ade stashun of the race and some girl says its all down hill. well man she's liein and i told her to look up the road and splain to me what down is. any ways i look at my watch as i hit the top a the big hill goin down to the finish line and i got under 10 minits to brake 7 hours. so i suck it up and bust ass and theres still some up hills but fuck it. well i get into the finishin strate and pull my number out a my belt so they can see it for pickshurs. well man i make the corner and hit the timin mat and stop my watch reddy to die. well man i dont no who the funny guys is what thot havin timin mats 20 yards afore the finish wood be a good joke but man i wanna beet the shit out a him. cause then peeple start yellin 'don't stop!' and pointin at the reel finish line! man so i think that made me just over 7 hours. i dint check the offishul times.
and i gess it aint all bad cause even tho atween my but cheeks was a bit sore i dint rub my nips off. and man i'm consistint cause all a my races are prolly 10 minits diffrent.
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Posted: 12 Oct 2010, 07:38
hay man you guys i dont no if this is linkt here but man you no that tony gwinns got the cancer. well the story i red is at this here link. now man i seen to things what cot my eyes.
Gwynn said he thought the cancer was most likely related to his use of chewing tobacco throughout his career.
and
Gwynn told the Union-Tribune he had purposely held off going public about the procedures and was successful thanks to recurring back trouble.
now man WHY THE FUCK WOOD YOU NOT TELL PEEPLE THAT THIS SHIT KILLS, IF THATS WHAT YOU THINK? i use to like tony gwinn man but he shamed hisself in my mind by not comin out in public and tellin the kids not to do this shit.
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Posted: 21 Oct 2010, 07:36
hay man you guys gess what? the story atween bob and the inforsement offiser aint over! man if you don't no bout that you shood reed more a this thred first.
i bin out a the pool for a cupple a months so i kinda mist this afore. bob and loyer dave were back to fitin with the city agin yesterday. ok so the city dissides they wanna redo the street where bobs drive way is by makin it bigger - and they did this yeers ago so it aint new. well when they did it they shaved off like 10 feet a bobs drive way. so what they did was put in a sement parkin spot next to bobs drive way and they did it for all the peeple on the street to. well bob used that spot to gess waht? PARK HIS FOOKIN CAR! ammagine that - parkin on a parkin area.
well man the inforsement offiser dissides he's gonna tickit bob for parkin there more then 48 hours. callin it a public rite a way. you no bob and loyer dave aint gonna let that dickhed get aways with that so man yesterday was there day in cort. i dont got much detales but the law says you cant leave a car more then 48 hours for the perpiss of storige. well loyer dave looks up what storige is for cars. terns out its in storige if it aint got plates or insurince. well bobs got both. so loyer dave asks the inforsement guy how he dissided bobs car was in storige. well dickhed says it was there 48 hours. and man they argue bout whats storige and dickhed says it dont matter cause it was 48 hours. well loyer dave is pritty smart evin for a flamin libral so he says if they ment 48 hours whne they rote the law, then how comes they say storige in the law?
man then they go on bout whats public rite a way cause bobs car is blockin it. so now a drive wya is public rite a way? dickhed says it is. so man i cood park my car in your drive way? evin if i block you in? well now dickheds in a corner. and there case is fallin a part.
the city loyer says off the record he cood rite a rite a law bout it but loyer dave says he cant cause a some thing in the constatushun where you cant rite a law aginst one person.
oh yeah and the corts bailif use to be on the city counsle. he says if he new what a dick the inforsement offiser was he wood a fired his ass when he was on the counsle.
and one final thot that aint related to any a this. i think those little window stickers what show dad,mom,kids,dog,cat are fookin stoopid.
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Posted: 24 Oct 2010, 19:52
hay man you guys gess what? man i took my dotter to skatin to nite and there was this chairaty game gone on and man old grandpappy time hisself that chris chellios guy was there sellin his chili and sinin ottografs for the kids (and $10). and man this is one time i dint bring my phone with the camra in it with me. oh wells.
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Posted: 12 Nov 2010, 08:56
Reflections on the past 2 years.
Just over two years ago, I was getting ready to do the annual enrollment for benefits, and I noticed that the company was going to charge $50/month more for people who use tobacco. That's real money, and coupled with the $100+/month I was pissing away on Cope, I decided it was time for a change. I've tried to quit before. I've used the patch. I've used Smokey Mountain and Oregon Mint snuff. And I've failed. So I jumped on the internet in the hopes of finding something, anything that would help me quit. Among the things I found was this site. I lurked for a while, trying to find the magic trick to quit. I couldn't find it. Honestly, I almost didn't even register on this site. I mean how could posting to an anonymous internet forum be any better than medical science (the patch or gum) or doing it on my own? How fucking queer is that? But I joined any way, determined to give it my best shot. Like I said back when I had that first dip dream, if I caved, I could disappear into the vapors of the internet and never come back. My posting style (for the most part) has been predicated on looking at the brighter side of things for the most part. I don't think some of the vets thought I was serious about quitting. But I found brothers in arms with my Feb '09 quit group.
What's worked for me, and why I think it has. (and it may or may not work for you)
First and foremost was posting roll. I've already said I thought it was absurd, when I started. But posting with some of those guys made me feel like I'd be the biggest pussy in the world to cave. HDFIREDAWG was in fucking IRAQ and trying to quit with us. He couldn't post every day, but did when he could. The dude was getting his ass shot at, and trying to quit. Fuck if I was worried about being shot at, IEDs and car bombs, the last thing I'd be worried about is the bitch killing me! Yet here he was, quitting with the rest of us. No way was I going to fucking cave! After hitting the hall, I found other brothers with similar interests the EEC and posting up with those guys is just like an extension of posting roll. Stay in touch and support each other.
Second was addressing the addiction: the true chemical addiction to nicotine. As mentioned, I'd tried the patch. But as soon as the patch was gone, so was my quit. Ask any brother here, and they'll tell you the reason is obvious. The patch is just another delivery system. You've traded dip delivery for patch, but the addiction is still fed. Quit the patch, feel like shit, and BOOM! back to dip, because it makes you feel better. Well that cycle isn't going to work, but I didn't understand what it was doing, because I didn't understand the fog, the funk, or whatever you want to call it was part of the healing process, and I was destroying it after each cycle. Part two was understanding that the addiction NEVER GOES AWAY. Every day is a fight, and stress has caused a good number of quitters to cave. Then there are the true bad ass quitters, the ones we look to and say, "I want to be that tough every fucking day!" I don't even know how often she comes around these days, but I want to say, from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU NICKIE for every story you've shared.
Third was the oral fixation: I'm not a fan of the fake stuff, because it always lead me back to Cope when I couldn't find the fake stuff. I needed something different, and anyone who has followed this thread can tell you what I found - atomic fire balls. I could buy them in bulk and cheaply. I couldn't pack them in my lip, and I could only take so many, and they killed the taste of anything I put in my mouth (so I didn't desire anything else in there.) I still throw one in every now and again. I rarely chew gum for the simple reason is that I still find myself packing it. Yes, even after 2 years.
I'm going to tell you right now that even after the hall it isn't always easy. I've had days where I've thought, "I could have just one." when I damn well know I can't. I've used the tools I picked up here or inertia (or the inability to get off my ass) to fight through and say, "NO FUCKING WAY AM I TURNING MY LIFE BACK OVER TO TOBACCO!" If you've been around for more than a few months, you've probably seen a long time quitter cave. This is a fight for life, and I'm going to fight it every day for the rest of my life! Now who's fucking with me!
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Posted: 18 Nov 2010, 07:36
hay man you guys you no what? i reely miss that man show. the one with jimmy and adam. not the peace a shit they tried to do with rogin and that other ass clown.
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Posted: 10 Dec 2010, 08:43
hay man you guys i got some bad news. for all you whats follwed this here thred you no bout my buddy Bob and the inforcement offiser guy. well man there wont be no more stories cause man old Bob retired with his old lady and they up and moved down to Gorgia.
ok but reely i came here to bitch cause man we got are first rush hour snow today. now man i live up in Mishigin and we get the snow evry yeer. but man these ass clowns round here get out there this mornin like they never seen snow afore and drive like 30 miles a hour on the free ways man. and evry yeer its the same shit. i meen its bad nuff that they drive like 50 when evers the wether changes. its like omg it rainin! i gots to go slow! or omg theres a big glowin ball in the sky! i gots to go slow! but man give em 3 days a sunshine and they tale gate your ass at 80 in a 55. fuckin bunch a retards. that rite. if you lernd to drive in Mishigin chanses are your a fuckin retard.
ok i feel better now.
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Posted: 14 Jan 2011, 07:55
hay man you guys theres been a lot a new faces round here and man i feel like were forgettin one thing when we wellcome them on bored here. so man lets try to remind em that them first days is ruff. so they shood come out here to bitch and shit and not take it out on there famlys. but man its ok to take it out on that one doosh bag at work. and reely thats why stayin close is importint.
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Posted: 31 Jan 2011, 15:53
hay man you guys its all most here. yep the storm of the sentry of the month. were gonna get snow up to are eye balls or anuff ice to make margareetas for the world for the next ten yeers! OMG!!!!1!! runs for the hills!! o noes!! well man you guys no i got no rispect for them wether dudes. they think they look like ron jeramy or somethin when they reely got itty bitty rice dicks. so man if i go out and by gas for my snow blower man and i dont get like a foot a snow i'm gonna go out and get a pichfork and torch an go visit some wether dudes. cause there as bad as the dam gummint with there code ornage!! omg terrerists are comin to eet your babys!!!
and man wile i'm here whats up with boxer breefs? wtf? just pick one. and man why does joe boxer evin make breefs? did they miss the boxer part a the name?
i think i'm turnin in to a crochity old man. so you kids get the fuck off my lawn!!!1!!
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Posted: 25 Mar 2011, 19:49
So you guy its bin a long time sense i posted up in this here thread so i got out me spell checkers and dissected to post up. First off man sum a the new guys need the hi quality stuff in my threads so you new guys and gals reed threw this cause theirs lots i learned over 2 years here. Second and more impotent i want a take some time to do some stereotypes and man I'm talking bout drivers. So here goes
that dude whats driving like 65 in the passing lane when the speed limits 70 and wont get over no how? he's driving a Asian car and its probably a Honda. dick head.
that dude what had his tern single on for the last 5 miles? Buick. get that herein aide checked up grampus.
that dude in the slow lane driving 10 below the speed limits? ether a link-in or Mercury. and he's probably got a hat on. or some buddy's gram-ma looking tween the steering wheel and dash bored.
that dick what changes lanes every 40 feet and tale gating every buddy. Germany sports car. hope you got good insurance man cause I'll sue your ass when you rear end me.
that dude in the jeep grand Cherokee. not a dude. its a chick. 30-45 with kids.
so man you guys can ad to the list if you want. and man if i described you up there then i probably cussed you out in the last week.
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Posted: 31 Mar 2011, 07:53
hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines. how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.
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Posted: 15 Jun 2011, 15:50
ok man you guys its bin to long sinse i posted any thing in this here thred and i bin thinkin how this site works out a lot. and gess what? i'm gonna prove usin the maths that it works. but man i got to use some hi power maths called 'mathamatical induckshun' to prove it.
theery: if you post up every day and keep your word, you will have a sucksessful quit.
proof: base case is n=1. if you post up day 1 today and keep your word your quit is sucksessful today.
induckshun part is n implys n+1. if your quit was sucksessful yesterday (or n) and you post up today and keep your word your quit is sucksessful yesterday+1 (or n+1) and thats today.
so what the maths show us is that if you got a sucksessful quit goin on and post up every day and keep your word you will continue to have a sucksessful quit. its not just a theery we have round here. its a MATHAMATICS FACT.
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Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 17:06
man you guys i got a tell you these dip dreem still keep comin. man i was dreemin that i was at my race next week end meetin up with irenman07 and man i snezed and got dip all over my papers. fuck man was i pissed to cause man i'm just over a month out from my comma and i shit on it. well man i woke up just noin that it werent reel. but man the dreem me was pissed.
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Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 19:22
man you guys dont gotta pay tenshun to this. i just wanted to stick it some place wares i cood find it later.
"it's very hard in the beginning to understand that the whole idea is not to beat the other runners. eventually you learn the competition is against that little voice inside you that wants you to quit" - dr. george sheehan on triathlons
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Posted: 10 Jul 2011, 17:32
hay man you guys if you dint no it i did the haff iren man in munsee indiana yesterday and this heres my race recap.
first off i stayed the nite over to richmand whats bout 30 miles away and they were talkin bout what roads they were closin up for the race and what time and what not. so i figgered i better get there erly. so i wake up at 3 am and get some juise and coffee and head on up to the race and i get in around 4 so man i got a shit load a time to kill cause man i dont even start til 8:30. but man get this. i got there afore most a the volenteers so i get my pick a parkin spaces and i set up bout a hunnert feet from the transishuns area. whats a guy to do for the next couple a hours? well man i can tell you it took the time to empty my bowles like 3 times. and you no what else? man they had like 2 dozin port-a-jons at the transishuns area. for like 2000 racers + volenteers + familys+ freinds. but later i found out they had 2 dozin more down the hill a peace.
ok i also no that irenman07 is comin up cause his wife who i call wilma is racin the sprint race at bout 6:30. and so any ways the iren famliy get there just around a quarter after 5 i think. so old irenman give me a call to say hes in. but man i just took my shorts off and i'm tryin to figger out what pockits got my phone. well man i got it and tell him where i'm parked and he comes strollin over with little irendude whose hjust over a year old. so man we chat a bit and little irendude is in to the trucks. then i gotta finish gettin all the shit layed out in transishuns.
so man the sprint race is first up. first the mens then the womens. like i said erlyer wilmas runnin the sprint so i head down to the beech with irenman and irendude to watch the starts. well man i dint no wilma was such a bad ass triathaloner but man she comes out a the water like 6th place man and irenman says shes like 20 secinds ahind the first. and man she gets this look like shes all reddy to beat um all up an take there lunch moneys. well man she did. i dont no how far ahead she was when she got off a the bike but man she dustid um all off real good winnin by a huge margen. any ways while she was gettin reddy to bike me and irenman got a pickshur so man that otter be goin up on the bruther hood rite soon.
any ways let me tell you the water was like 81 or 82 dagrees so that means no wet suits. that sucks for me cuz i figger its gonna add like 5 minits to my time. well man let me tell you i had no idea how much it was gonna suck. see man i race in a 1 peace suit but i aint never swimmed in it with out a wet suit. well man you shood see my arms where they rubbed up aginst my suit. they are freakin raw. any ways atween not swimmin a strate line and not havin a wet suit the swim took 48 minits. transishuns 1 went reel fast tho. under 2 minits cause all i had to do was put on my shoes helmit sunglasses and number and take a quick energy gel.
now on the bike the first couple a miles were up and down and i was just tryin to relax like coach says then the main course was mostly flat but there was a pritty good wind out a the south. so like mile 3 to bout mile 8 was tail wind. i hit ten miles in good order. then 8 to bout 23 was a stiff head wind and 23 to 35 was mostly cross winds and i was a little slow when i got to turnin back with the wind. but man i was sailin from bout 35 to 50. i was doin a pritty good job a keepin the energy gels goin and takin water and what not. at leest i thot so. then miles 50 to the transishuns were pritty tuff. in to the wind. up and down a lot. and at leest 2 miles a shitty road. well man i finished i just over 3 hours what was my plan. now heres ware things go to hell.
i jump off a the bike to head in to the transishuns 2 and all of a suddin i feel like some buddy stuck my ass in a oven. dam neer every things gone. i had to walk thru transishuns. about 3 hours to late i figger its also time for some sun screens. well man i start runnin and look down and see my hart rate is up round 180. so man after bout a quarter mile i figger i need to walk so i can cool down a bit and also to get my hart rate down. and to top it all off cuz what i did to my arms durin the swim i had to eether run or walk with my arms out like fookin wings. well man at mile 4 i'm still walkin for the most part cuz my hart rate is still over 150 and im bakin. and on top a all that it feels like eether i got some thing in my shoe or i got a blister. well man i took the shoe off 2 times and dint find nuthin in it. but i dint have a blister eether. any ways finely at mile 4 i start runnin for a few minits then walkin a few takin water and gaterade and icy spunges evry chanse i can get. well man i also got my shoe to rubbin on the back a my heel. let me tell you today its a bluddy mess. finely at mile 9 my legs just say fuck you. i can barely walk a strate line. i got 2 bits a runnin left in me and thats for ware the camaras are. well my i finished the 'run' waht was mostly a walk in over 3 hours. i never felt so shitty in all my life. not evin durin the suck a quittin.
so man it was my worstest haff irenman to date. plus i got some good sun burns. one a my hammys is still actin up. my heels a bluddy mess. and i got the reel bad chaffin under my arms. and gess what? i'm gonna do it agin. on 9-11. then the full irenman in november. some times i think i mite be off in the head a bit.
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Posted: 03 Aug 2011, 07:31
so man you guys this heres importint. i was just over to google seeein if we're still number one for quit dippin. well we kinda are but man theres a paid ad what beats us. so man i clicked it at mylastdip.com. guess what it is? some dudes got some reserch grants to find the best wways to quit dippin. thats rite. you cood sine up at there site to be a fuckin lab rat. but man what gets me is they prolly dont splain it if you sine up. they got a 'perfesshunal' seckshun what splains it.
any ways, may be you get drugs. may be you get cold terkey. may be you get some ass hat what never dipped a day in his life callin you up evry day. and may be after a year there give a dam bout you is busted. man what if 'sience' tells you you cant quit? if you cave man do they just check a box what says 'fail' and let you go on your mary way dippin to deth. is there evin a give a dam bout any thing but the grant money?
well man heres what i tell you. we got some thing what works rite here. postin up roll.
its 100% affective for me.
its 100% affective for TCOPE.
its 100% affective for LOOT.
its 100% affective for big brother jack.
its 100% affective for caseyg.
its 100% affective for bubblehead.
its 100% affective for flashman.
its 100% affective for ready.
its 100% affective for smokeyg.
its 100% affective for skowick.
its 100% affective for keddy.
its 100% affective for tons a other quiterers.
but it dont work if you dont follow the program. look at guys what failed. they quit the program. the program dint fail them.
man chewy otta get a reserch grant.
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Posted: 09 Aug 2011, 07:30
thanks man you guys. so im gonna try and put all my acumullated wizdom in to a post later today in sellabrashun of my comma. but in the meen times head on over to mr. donuts and see irma man and she can hook you up with a good deel on sum donuts. but man you gotta tell her syndrome sent you or there aint no deel.
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Posted: 09 Aug 2011, 11:41
Hay man you guys I busted out the spell checkers for this so loot don’t get all confused and bitch bout my spellings. So man if you checked out the calendar you probably seen I got 1,000 days quit today. Well I’m hear to tell you that’s a shit ton more days then I ever quit afore and I owe a ton a debt to those guys and gals what came afore me here and specially those ones what stay round long after they hit the hall. And that goes for the quitters what came here after me to. So man with that in mind I figured it was time to try and put what wisdom I can remember down in one place.
Atomic fire balls are like magic to me. I bet in my first 50 days hear I must a had probably 500 a those things cause every time I felt like having a dip man I wood pop one in my mouth. First off cause I tried using fake stuff afore to fight the oral fixations but it all ways led to turning back to the bitch. Second man those things burn so what started out as a 15 fire ball a day habit became 10 then 5 then I quit using um all together. So find what works for you and use it.
Journal/embrace the suck. Some days just suck donkey dicks. Rite it down so you can remember it. Stick it in your intro thread. Dip dreams. Foggy days. Days you want to tare off the bosses head and shit on it for no reel reason. Some days the boss disserves it but other days the bitch is just messing with your head. Those are the days you rite down. May be some buddy comes along and gives you some encouraging words. May be some where down the line some buddy reeds it and it helps them. May be your having a shitty day and need to reed it again. May be if you just rite bout it its like your own therapy. What ever. Just rite it down. Craves happen. Rite down how you fight um. May be it helps some buddy else. May be it helps you next crave. When you no you can beet the craves your quit is stronger.
Tomorrow. Man I must a rote volumes bout tomorrow hear. This hears mostly to those folks what are thinking bout quitting but ain’t made the leap yet. Tomorrows just an other excuse for not quitting. Every quitter on this site probably said at one time ‘I’m going to quit ________’ and you fill in the blank. Tomorrow. On my birthday. When I get married. When my kid is born. For new years. Rite after I finish this can. Man there all lies we tell our selves. Well man some thing comes up and we put it off. Till tomorrow. Only tomorrow never comes. So man I turned that to my vantage. I can have a dip tomorrow to celebrate what a good quitter I am. So man I’ll wake up in the morning and say well its not tomorrow so I cant have a dip. And now I got the nic bitch on her heels and I’m in control.
Post up roll all over the place. Man I forgot who it was what lit in to my ass some time after I hit the hall. I think it was that TCOPE but man if it wasn’t some buddy let me no. But any ways man I was just posting up roll in my quit group every day not thinking bout nothing else. Well man he lit in to me good bout how I should be posting up with the new quitters and how my work wasn’t done just cause I made the hall. And man there was all kinds a reel good points he made wile reaming me and some others a new hole. Any ways I took it to hart and started posting up most days in all the quit groups above the line. I also decided to find some older quit groups to post up in. Since I was in feb 2009 I figured that I wood start with old feb groups. Well man back in the feb 2007 group there was just billybrew man and he was talking to his self and may be going a bit crazy to. So man I started posting up with him. And man khasenfeffer over to feb 2008 was pretty much on his own to but he wasn’t going crazy like billy man. So I figured with some early interventions may be I could help him keep going nuts to. Now man I’m not asking any buddy to post in all the quit groups every day. But man I think the vets owe it to the new guys to post above the line often. I think the new guys owe it to the vets to find a old quit group or to or three and post up there to. The more you post up the stronger your quit is cause your promise is to more quitters. And I believe you make others quit stronger to by going in and saying I’m hear and I’m going to hold your ass accountable to.
Quitting ain’t a race. Not to long ago I posted a quote in this thread that is all most exactly this. I ain’t never going to catch Big Brother Jack. Or chewy. Or loot. Or even justquit who quit like 10 days afore me. But man I ain’t going to quit quitting. I just need to beet the little nic bitch voice in my head what says to give up. And I do that by coming hear most days and posting up. I no that bitch is waiting for me to think my quit is so dam good I don’t need to come hear at all. Man I seen it happen to to many tuff ass quitters. By coming often here I stay vigilante in my quit.
That’s all I can think of rite now. I no as soon as I hit the submit post button a bunch a thing will hit me. And you no what? I’m going to rite um down.
And if your this hears your first reed thru a my thread – reed the hole dam thing. Its gold. Just ask any buddy what red it.
PS to loot - my spell checkers didn't like screen names. But man spell checkers ain't perfect.
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Posted: 31 Aug 2011, 07:23
so man i got a reel low tolerinse for stoopid shit. i here this ad on the radio yesterday from one a those cheep hair cut places and there sayin 'now you can check in on line' i mean what the fook is up with that? they gonna give you a vertule hair cut or some thing? are you reservein a place in line? i dont get it. i meen back afore i dissided i dint need hair i went to the barber shop. with a reel barber. and it was first come first served. man barber don dint take no reservashuns. and man you got a hot foam shave with a nice sharp strate razer to. ok so barber don dint have boobs. big fookin deel. i can see boobs lots a places. barber don new what i ment when i said 'hi and tite' or 'gimme a prinsetin'
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Posted: 09 Sep 2011, 07:03
so man i was reedin the wall streets jernel yesterday and i see that obamama was warin 'mandels'. so first of man when did men stop warin sandels? cuz they been doin it for senturys. any ways i reed the articul thru and there talkin bout these fashun dudes givin out names line 'merse' and 'meggins' cuz these young guys aparintly are dressin up like girls to go out. well any ways one guy says that he dont like these names cuz there amaskulatin. well man im like 'what the fuck?' cuz it aint the name 'merse' what tells me your dicks been cut off. ITS THE FACKT THAT YOUR CARRYIN A FUCKIN PERSE THAT TELLS ME YOUR Y CROMASOME GREW A EXTRA LEG!
any ways thats my rant for today. and one more thing man if they ever call my kilt a 'mirt' and start printin um up with payslys some buddy will die.
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Posted: 06 Oct 2011, 07:45
man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.
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Posted: 06 Oct 2011, 11:44
hay man you guys i need some help. now dont worry cuz this aint cave pervenshun i need. as you guys prolly no we got the whackthepack site goin on and i'm tryin to post up some a my bestest words of wisdim over there so peeple what googel sends over there got some top rate advise to reed and may be they can sine up there. cuz man i'm all bout the quittin.
so any ways heres what i need help with. if i posted some thing that struck you in your intro thred man let me no. also if you no ware i can find some a my rants bout tomorow. i'm gonna do some serchin to but man any help will be aprishiated.
so thanks in advanse.
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Posted: 24 Oct 2011, 11:19
hay man you giuys - do we got any quiterers down in that panh andle part a florida? cuz man im gonna be down to panamama city next week to race in the irenman race down there. then man pravidin i finish it up alive man when i get home im gettin a brand new tatoo. dont no if its gonna be on the arm or leg yet tho.
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Posted: 01 Nov 2011, 22:37
hay man you guys this heres part 1 of the 5 part seeries of the jerny of syndrome to irenman-dom.
day 1 - traval to the race
so man i get up at 3 am in the mornin to meet up with my teem mate i'm ridin with down to the race. if you dont no - im talkin bout irenman florida. so man me and the sargint meet up at 4 and get all packt up for are jerny what shood be bout 17 hours. mrs sargint is comin to. now mr and mrs sargint are drug pushers. but man its ok cuz they got a state lisinse to do it. mrs sargint says she got to sleep round 1:30 am in the mornin so she gives me copilit seat. well man were leevin from round detroit at just afore 5 and man this aint planed to good cuz gess what? we hit that cincinati rite at the mornin rush hours thats what. so man that slowed us down a bit. but man we made it to kintucky and almost to louieville afore stoppin for brekfist. only it was to late to get brekfist at the micky d's place so we had to go to the cracker barells. now man there reely aint much to say bout the drive until i see this bilbored what says 'used cows for sale.' i am not makin this up. any ways as we get farther south i start to notise some thing. well reely to some things. theres lots more adult book stores. and theres lots more bilboreds tellin me im gonna burn in hell for aternity.
any ways thats reeely it for day 1. its like 10:30pm at nite now and im beet cuz i dint sleep at all. oh man i forgot. mrs sargint drove like 3 or 4 hours man and it was like avrige close to the sppeed limits but she was doin like 60 then 80 then 60 then 80. any ways im bushed and we gots a 8 am swimmin date. but its good cuz my wireliss works here and i can post up roll tomorow to.
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Posted: 02 Nov 2011, 06:56
man i forgot to menshun some thing else bout yesterday. man one a the screws what holds my seet on fell out on the way down so now i gotta get it fixed up cuz no way i'm standin in the peddels for 112 miles man.
and you no what else? i just reelized that i spent 17 hours in a car with out even thinkin bout dip. not evin how cool it was to be dip free. that theres a kick ass feelin.
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Posted: 03 Nov 2011, 07:24
so man you guys this is day 2 a the 5 day jerny to my irenman.
ok so my plan was to wake up make a 4 mile run down to ware my teem mates are stayin for a mornin swim. only i got up reely erly so man i walked down insted and stoped off at the waffel house for a bite to eat on the way. then man we started later then waht i aspectid. but man we did bout haff a hour or 40 minits a swimmin in the golf a mexaco. i tell you man we dint see much fish but man we did see a small ray on the bottum and 2 big ass jelly fishs. i meen thye were like big ass seat cushins floatin bout 6 inchis down and kind a pinky brown and man one a my teem mates says she thinks there man a wars. so any ways we swim way cleer a those bad boys.
after swimmin we hed over to the check ins cuz we here that tyr is givin away goggels to the first hunderd peepel in line. well we mist that but then man there was a guy from newtin shooes givin away socks to evry buddy warein there shoes. rememember i said i walked to the swim... well that meens i dint ware my newtins so i dint get socks. but man i talked up that shoe guy and told him my shoe was all squeeky. he says i got a defect and he thinks they can swap me out shoes. more bout that later. so we get all checked in and do some shoppin then i talk up the bike tecks cuz rememember i got a bustid seat. any ways they dont got a part for it but one a the tecks checks up with felt bikes and finds a local deeler what says he can help.
well man that deeler dint talk to his macanick cuz that was our next stop. they dint have a part but the felt rep was there and he says they can get one tomorow. so we'll see. rite now the bikes still broke. then man we do some lunch and some grossry shoppin.
next step for me is back to the newtins place. well man that guy waht i talked up wasnt no place to be seen and the boss lady says the shooe still works but man she can get me haff off a new pare when i by them. so man im gonna see if i can find that guy i talked up on thersday. any ways they got these recovry boots over at the expos so i figger i mite as well try that wile im still there.
then we planed to get some dinner so i get back to my room and cleen up wile the rest go for a ride and a run on acount a i cant ride cuz my bike is bustid like i said afore. well man not sleepin a lot finely cot up with me and i crashed out. so wehn evry buddy is reddy for dinner i hafta say sorry but i am beet.
so any ways thats day 2.
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Posted: 04 Nov 2011, 07:08
day 3.
i get to check out a the cheep hotel and into the place ware most a my team is stayin. but fi rst i gotta go for a swim with um. i keep forgetin this plase is on centrol time so man first i start headin to swim at just afore 7 easter time and thats 6 centrol time. way to erly so i get bout 200 yards down the rode and turn back. finely at 7 centrol time i restart the walk. i get bout haff way there and think man this wood be a good time to cut over to the beech and head up that way. bad idea cuz you go way slower in the sands. im tryin to gess the distinses and man theres just a see a peepel warin wetsoots. at this point i figger i gotta do some runnin to get there in time. i pick out what i think is the rite bildin and take off at a trot. well man its my lucky day cuz i here a voise callin my name. i gessed the rong bildin you guys. i wood a run prolly a quarter mile down the beech and missed the swim. so any ways the surf is way up from yesterday and thats a good lessen for me. man there are way to many jelly fishs round here tho.
ok so swim over and i get checked out a my hotel. well we're gonna hed over to the expos but theres a bike macanick on the way. well as you no my bike is busted. so man i talk him up bout fixin it and what not. well man he wants my bike so i go get it for him. and sure anuff he has just waht i need and $20 bucks later im reddy to ride agin! and its a good thing to cuz that bike shop never called me.
well we got in bout a 12 mile ride after that. then some down time afore the big bankwet waht wasnt all that good reely. rest a the time just chilled. but man i got some other thots to share. first man they gots a taco bell here but its sine says 'closed for the seeson' reely? what the fucks up with that? seckind man is we dont have no chik fil as round us that far north. man there billboreds crack me up bout as much as there tv comershuls.
atween day 3 and 4 im sposed to sleep a lot. and sinse im ritin this on the mornin of day 4 i did ok.
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Posted: 05 Nov 2011, 05:31
day 4.
not much to say today. got anuther swim in the golf. waves were bigger yet. rest a the day was chillin and gettin all the geer to gether and checkin the bike in. lots a fluids and carbs.
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Posted: 06 Nov 2011, 15:49
hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.
First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.
Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.
The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.
The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.
T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.
Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº
T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.
Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.
Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.
I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.
Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
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Posted: 11 Nov 2011, 07:33
hay man you guys. this is for some a the newer guys comin round here lately. i want to asplain some thing and make it reely cleer like. this here site aint the face book. ok. you dont come in here and make a intro then come back and give us statis reports. i dont wanna see shit like 'ha made day 3' in your intro when you dint post up roll call. see your statis report aint your word. its what you did today. or man evin yesterday. man i get statis reports from my peeons at work or my kids. but this here sites diffrint. we man up and post up roll call. we tell you what were gonna do. were not gonna take nickateen in any form today. thats our word. our pr0mise to our bruthers. thats how the quittin works round here.
you wanna give statis up dates? give um to your boss or go join the face book.
heres what i want you do do with that intro. rite down how you feel like a truck ran you over then backed up to see what it hit. rite down how you got past that dam crave cuz its gonna happin agin. prolly to you. and may be you help anuther guy to. rite down shit waht keeps you quit. rite down when things suck. make it a hunnert times worser so you dont never wanna cave. rite down things what come to mind just to distrackt your self.
do not give me 11 pm statis up dates unless you posted up roll.
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so man that gets me thru 3 years a intro postin. dogs need fed. i will keep goin later.
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Posted: 30 Nov 2011, 13:18
man you guys i got a confeshun to make. last nite i was wachin that star wars 2 and i thot it wood be compleetly incredabel to be bangin that nataly portman chick. yea i was wachin star wars 2. thats pritty imbareasin. its pritty crappy. but man is she hot.
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Posted: 02 Dec 2011, 08:35
i got a dreem.
see it takes me less then 5 minits to post up roll in 8 or 9 groops in the mornin.
feb 09 - my hof groop
feb 08 - i like to keep hassinfeffer compny
09 classes
old timers
all the groops above the line
but then i go and look at the groops above the linne and gess what? ware are the vets? yesterday in the jan groop there were 3 vets with a yeer quit posted in support. 3. what the fuck is that? theres all ways a serge in the newist groop. vets what want to point out what dum asses we got in this new groop. then poof there gone. thats how we pay it forwerd? bull shit! there otta be 200 names postin up roll dam neer evry day in the groops above the line. hell may be 300. is it reely that hard? is it to much to ask? hell i wonder if evin haff the 'vets' here with a yeer or more a quit evin bother to reed the intros. i see a few postin there help to the newbs but ware the fuck are the rest a you? when did your give a dam brake? is your quit - and your postin just on cruze control?
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Posted: 03 Dec 2011, 07:16
kd4jet - 488 - Ok boys i got a big problem with you bunch a lazy, self-centered, where's mine, non-supporting, Oh i'm quit so that's all that matters fucks !! Don't think i'm singling out your group in particular cause i'm not it's all the vets that aren't supporting the newbies that has my ass chapped !! I have noticed this in the last couple weeks or so that the support posts have dropped to just a few great quitters that do it everyday. The rest of you worthless pricks just come here post your own roll most times just a name and a number and nothing else, fucking pathetic !!! So the reason for the rant is to maybe get some of you lazy fucks off your ass and support the new groups. I could care less if you don't come and support me in my group but them newbies above the line need all the help they can get in the beginning, and i know for a fact you pricks got it when you were new. So PAY IT THE FUCK FOWARD ASSHOLES !!!
so man it was kenny what chewed are buts out and not tcope. but i rememembered havin it chewed out.
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Posted: 07 Dec 2011, 07:53
hay man you guys rememember me? i hope so cuz i post here most evry day. if you quit in the last 2 yeers theres a good chanse i posted support in your groop at leest 90 times. and gess what? i'm still fuckin quit.
i aint gonna tell you your quits goin down the shitter if you leave here evin tho theres tons a evadinse in these here intro threds that it cood.
what i will tell you is if you make this site part a your day and part a your life you will remain quit.
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Posted: 21 Dec 2011, 07:30
hay man you guys. reed thru this here thred and you will no i think mishigin drivers are reely stoopid. well man heres a nuther axampel. now man most places you dont get new lisinse plates evry year you get stickers wwhat go on the old plates rite? well it aint no diffrint here. they evin got instructshuns what go with the stickers. 'PLACE IN UPPER RIGHT CORNER' and man i see it all the time ware peepel must be reel proud a there stickers cuz ones in the upper rite. ones in the lower rite. ones in the upper left. and ones in the lower left. evin some puts one ded in the middel. well man yesterday takes the cake. i saw a dude with 3 stickers rite down the middel of his plate man. man if i was a cop i'd pull his ass over on a dayly bases and rite him up for bein a dumass what cant fallow instructshuns. and man i'd sit in the same spot evry day and pull him over til he fixed it up rite. cuz the dudes to fuckin dum to drive a diffrint way i bet.
and no i rememembered why i was pist in the first plase. man i go to the ymca most mornins and they got like 30 handycrippel parkin spases. i come out this mornin and theres not 1 but 2 a the handycrippels parked in a no parkin area what saved may be 30 feet a walkin. now your goin to the ymca so man you must be thinkin a doin some exersizes and you cant walk a extera 30 feet? man there just lucky i dint think a it afore but next time im hockin a lugie rite on there wind sheelds man.
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Posted: 02 Jan 2012, 07:06
day 1,146
man i posted up with my number to day cuz i was a big lazy terd over the holadays. and it just aint rite to go a week then post yesterday +1 like i do normal. i werent at risk a cavin at all and i still got numbers. but its a bad exsampel for me to go missin like that and not textin guys to post me up.
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Posted: 09 Feb 2012, 07:51
ok ytou guys its been a wile sinse i put any thing here but man yesterday sucked. first i new it was gonna suck a bit cuz i was puttin a kid in braces so theres a big check to the braces guy.
but man then it got worser. mrs. drome calls me at work sayin the garage door wont open up. the opener dont work. and shes got like a hunnert things to do. so man i just tell her to pull that cord and lift up the door and i can disside what to do when i get home. looks like thersdays gonna be a unsckeduled day off a work. not 5 minits later shes callin me agin sayin it must be locked cuz she cant move it a lick. i cant baleive shes so week she cant move the door. but i cant trubble shoot from work so i figger the afternoon wood be better than tomorow any ways. well i talk to the boss man and tell him i gots to go cuz shes got a hunnert things to do. and man hes cool with it so i scoot out round lunch times.
now man i get home adn i give it a look and she pulled the cord all rite. so man i get set to throw that door up. only no what? dam thing dont move. now i aint all hulk hogan but i aint week neether. so man i bend at the knees and give a good lift. i get that thing up bout 3 inchis man and *boom* its back on the floor. so bein smart like i am i look up and sure anuff the spring done snaped in haff. well man i aint got the tools or experteze to do that fix so i get out the yellow pages man and find some buddy what can. so i call him up and tell him my problim and also that it must a burtn out the motor to the opener to so man i prolly need a new one a them to. he says may be he can fix it so he is gonna look at it afore putin a new one up. and man its my lucky day cuz they got no work goin on and he can be out in haff a hour.
well man wile were waitin mrs drome says she was lookin at the door and thot she saw the paint chippin but when she looked closer it waas cracked. well man i dont care how it looks i aint gettin her a new door to.
the repare guy gets there and were chatin as hes changin out the spring. corse the cheep sob bilder used the smallist spring he cood and it lasted bout 10 yeers. well he gets done replacin both and we hoist the door up so as he can look at the opener. well man we get it up and *snap* man the bottum pannle a the door folds rite up. bad news my frend... i need a new door to. good news is hes got what i want in stock in the ware house and can get me all set up tomorow. so i prolly got to take tomorow off any ways.
time for a quick re cap so far. i think i need a new opener and a day off a work. then it gets better cuz i need some springs and only a haff day off a work. now i need a opener springs and a new door and a day and a haff off a work.
well man bout a haff a hour later he calls me agin. seems his instaler guys got time to do it today. so they can be there bout 1:30. and bing bang boom afore 3:00 im all fixed up and ritin a big ass check. so now i can go to the braces guy and rite a nuther big ass check. at leest i dont hafta take thersday off a work. and man i no what it takes to hang a freakin garage door. so man if you ever need to put in a garage door i bet i cood help. but i dont got the tools to fuck with springs.
hell of a way to spend day 1,183 man.
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Posted: 20 Feb 2012, 15:27
hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.
first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.
then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.
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Posted: 22 Feb 2012, 15:50
hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.
first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.
then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.
man i went over to the ymca agin last nite and i sware to god there was this same gray ford parked ware it shoodnt be. im thinkin i shood get some pam or wd40 and spray it on the fuckers wind sheeld.
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Posted: 08 Mar 2012, 07:46
you no what i hate? i meen a sides from havin to dig down to page 4 a the intros just to find my thred or just big tabacky in generel? i hate day lite savins time.
but man i love that big ass number we postid up on big savins wensday yesterday. over 220 grand. thats good savins there. speshully from them pricks over to big tabacky.
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Posted: 08 May 2012, 07:16
hay man you guys i gotta blow off some steem cuz yesterday i had the worstest car byin exspeeriense ever.
now im byin a used car with the thot that my younger dotter will get it in bout 4 years. i pick out a car what i like and tell them at the dealer that i want it sertafied inspected and such and such a prise. and they say ok. so man i fill out the credit on line and tell um i want such and such a term. i get um evry thiing they need afore 3 pm in the after noon. there evin gonna get the plates all hooked up. then i make a pointmint to pick it up at 6:30.
now heres ware the dog fuckers screw the pooch. i get there bout 10 minits erly and i got both my girls with me. mrs drome drop us off on acount a she had some meeting thing goin on. well man we gotta wait 20 minits for the sales guy to show up cuz hes test drivin with some guy. then when he gets there he hands off the paper work to a nuther guy cuz hes to bizzy for me.
none a the paper work is done. the loan aint been run. and its gonna be 'a few' minits. try 30. and by now its pushin on 7:30 and i got kids with the home work.
the term a the loan is rong. i think they did it to get more intrist rate.
the plates aint there. i gotta come back 'tomorrow'
there sposed to have 3 months a xm radeo. it aint hooked up.
the front speekers in the car dont evin work.
i'm goin back for the plates today. they will set up xm. my speekers will work. we will re do the loan papers. or i will exsersize my 3 day rites and tell them the just got there dam car back. and i will be preppared to jog the 6 miles home.
and im gonna find the gm and tell him why all his ratins are gonna be 'extreemly disssatisfyed.'
you guys dont got any idea how pissed i am rite now. and fuck just ritin bout it makes me pisseder.
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Posted: 09 May 2012, 06:57
ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
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Posted: 14 May 2012, 07:32
man i dont wanna bash all the car dealers cuz i no theres good and bad just like any type a buisness. i grew up in the buisness cuz my granpappy started sellin case tracters then cars. i no he wood not a put up with this kind a shit eether.
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Posted: 05 Jul 2012, 11:36
hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.
i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.
any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.
so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.
so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.
my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.
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Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 06:58
hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number. :o
now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?
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Posted: 21 Sep 2012, 11:01
hay man you guys i have to tell you there must be no dummer fucks then what work for the gummint. so yesterday i get home and rite there in my mail is a jury questyun-air. no big deal. so its got 2 parts. the first part is like 6 questyuns. reel eezy. are you a sitizin? are you a rezadent of the county? are you over 70? have you ever been convickted of a fellony? etc. so far so good. then they got the seckind haff whats a bit longer. rite there on top they got my name tiped rite eezy to see. #1 fill in your name. reely? wtf? you got it tiped rite over the box and you want me to rite it? i figger i better get that rite or they will put me on a jury for sure cuz them loyer guys like nothin better then dum asses on a jury. #2 adress. hay dum fukcs - you just mailed me this dam form i thihnk you no what it is. but man i use the same kind a thinkin as for #1. most a the rest are pretty normal type things i gess. they want to no what i do. prolly so they can sort out the smart peepel like me a head a time. but then comes #15. have you ever been convickted of a fellony? hay dum fuck agin. you asked me that up top. you think may be im gonna change my mind?
o rite i come home to this rite after sittin with a bunch a dum fucks on the hiway ware i went like 12 miles in a hour. man i like to call that hiway 'ideits on parrade' on good days. so man may be i shoodnt be to hard on the dum fucks what work for the gummint.
hay man sinse some a you new quiterers prolly aint red my thred here you shood. theres lots a good info here. ask any buddy whats red it. they can tell you.
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Posted: 26 Sep 2012, 07:13
hay man you guys i got some questyuns... only i forgot most of um. but man lets start with this one...
why do the feemales what go to work out or jog or do that zumbra shit think they dont need showers after? i see this a lot at the old ymca but i tell you it goes back farter... my old compny had a on site fitnis center and they wood go work out at lunch then think 'hay all i need is a littel splash a perfumes and im reddy to go'. i just dont get it.
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Posted: 03 Oct 2012, 07:26
ok man i rememembered a nuther one a my questyuns...
hows come some peepel will take like 3 minits to back in to a parkin space insted a just pullin in and backin out later? man i get it with like full bed pickumup trucks cuz it may be hard to see to back out. but why back in at all? waste 3 minits to save 10 seckinds later? and man if you got the mad backin up skillz aint it just as eezy to back out as it is to back in? and dont get me started on the fuck nutz what has to take 5 minits to back in to the diagonel parkin spaces and face the rong way and drive aginst traffic to. those ass clowns shood be shot on the spot.
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Posted: 23 Oct 2012, 08:48
hay man you guys its like a week untill movember starts and i gotta disside what kind a mustash i shood grow this year. so i came here to get some votes.
i aint gonna do the hittler thing. and sinse its only a month i dont think i can get a good handel bar like rolley fingers. and that means that dolly dude what painted the melty clocks is out too.
so heres what i think i mite be able to do for the month so vote for one or do a rite in for your faverite.
the magnum pi - just your avrige evry day mustash tho i mite be abel to turn it into the handel bar.
the hulkster - just like my currint stile with out the beard
the gomez adams - just a diffrint look. not sure how it goes with my shaved head tho. and its prolly more work then i want. so i mite just veto this one.
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Posted: 31 Oct 2012, 15:29
hay man you guys no that smokey guy rites some good stuff in his intro rite? so man i found this jem in my quit groop and i thot id share it. speshully for the cavetards out there.
I love to see myself talk, so here's a bump for you guys who weren't spending your Friday nights on the computer....
I wanted to put my serious two cents in on the topic of helping cavers and what it means to others when a brother/sister decideds to cave. Reading Builderchad's post in November and reflecting on the past got me to thinking more about this issue.
Cavers don't just cave. They make the conscious decision to cave. There is no nic bitch whispering in their ear, holding their family hostage, fucking them up the ass, whatever other metaphors you can come up with. Cavers always have a choice. They may decide to pull into a local convenience store because they know they have a special two for one special on Copenhagen. They may purchase the two for one special of Copenhagen. They may open a can with that one fingernail they purposefully didn't trim that morning. All bad decisions. But they aren't yet cavers. A caver makes the conscious decision to actually put the chew in their mouth. To light the cigarette and take a drag. They're not thinking about accountability at that moment; they're rationalizing their actions. "This will make the stress go away." "It's either full fledge alcoholism or this chew." "I can quit again after this one dip/can/log/life."
Most of you don't know Builderchad. He was a fucking nutball August quitter. An amazing quitter who got more people invested in this site than anyone else I know. That's not to put any dedicated vets down, that's just saying Builderchad was pantysniffing insane. His cave crushed me. Scared me. Demoralized me. Fucking pissed me off to no ends. I let him know it as did many others who had put their faith in him. He stayed away for a long time. Skunkdouche hasn't come back. Funny thing is, look at my member number and joined date. Now look at my last roll call post below. Doesn't quite match up, eh?
I had signed up for a KTC account but had never posted roll during my first "quit" attempt. I saw the animosity in here and decided this wasn't for me. What a bunch of internet dorks, I thought. This shit is a joke. Instead of joining a quit group and posting roll, I signed up for a anti-smoking class through a local hospital. I was the only chewer in the class, the only chewer my instructor (20 years experience) had ever had in class. We all had the same quit day - two weeks after the first day of class. Only 6 out of 10 people were able to stay quit 48 hours. When the other people explained why they couldn't make it, there was no anger. No "you fucked me over". It was a very open and accepting environment of failure. The class ended and we all went our own ways. I caved after about 3 months (I'll share that story some other time) and continued chewing for about 8 months after that. I was chewing more and in more risky/stupid situations. I chewed while teaching class (that's some extreme ninja shit, but I'm pretty sure some kids knew, but the teacher/student power relationship kept their teenage mouths shut). Fuck.
I'm rambling. I don't really know what I'm trying to say. I guess my feeling is, if you make the choice to cave, you're not just hurting yourself. You know that. If you make the choice to cave, you are committing an atrocious act against yourself and the people on this site who care about you. Why do they care about you - a fucking clever nickname and booby avatar? They care about you because they care about themselves. Everyone on this site is selfish to some extent. We're all doing this for ourselves. I'm writing this for myself. If someone reads this extraordinarily long post and buys a can of fuckenshitten and cuts the seal and still decides to throw the fuckenshitten away at the last second, that's fucking great. If they write a post on this board thanking me for that, that's fucking amazing for me. If they don't write a post on this board, I'm still going to imagine that this scenario is happening over and over again. I'm a fucking hero.
Now, how will I feel if I cave? What have you done? How will you feel if you cave?
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Posted: 01 Nov 2012, 11:37
ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.
any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at xxxx. man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.
by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.
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Posted: 04 Jan 2013, 11:44
hay man you guys sorry i dint get nothin rote up for 4 years.
any ways i just dissided it wood suck to be like 6 foot 8 evin if i cood dunk. first off man you gots to duck to go thru doors all the time. seckind i dont care what shack says you aint squeezein in to most cars. man i wach that commershul he does for that buick and his knees are in his ears. third evry time you walk in to the can at work to hit the crapper you gotta worry bout bein abel to look over in to the next crapper. man i dont need to see some other dude on the crapper evin by acksident. forth man how the fuck do you evin sleep in the same bed as your old lady? i mean you got to sleep all diaginel just to fit your self a lone. now the old ladys there to. any ways thats just some a the reesins it wood suck to be 6 foot 8.
man i gots to reed my thred agin cuz i dont no if i ever told bout my first red man chaw.
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Posted: 07 Jan 2013, 13:22
hay man you guys help a fella out... have any a you guys had that raydon testin done at your place? cuz man tahts some thing we all prolly otta do. cuz what good is quittin sos we dont get the canser if we can get it just hangin out in the man cave.
any ways if any a you guys have done that can you clue old drome in to what kind a cost were lookin at? thanks a ton.
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Posted: 08 Feb 2013, 08:39
ok man i was just gonna say see my other posts bout how big a morans mishigin drivers are. well man its cleer to me reedin thru here i aint bitched near anuff bout how bad they are. fuckin turds. this mornin the roads are like wet from snow and may be a bit a slush if you change the lane. we were doin like 35 on the free way. 30 fuckin 5! dammit gramma stay home when its rush hours. on top a that theres cars spun out all over. well i no why. dum fucks think you yank the wheel to change lanes. hell they think nuthin bout changin 4 lanes in like 100 feet to get to a exit and dam any buddy in the lanes they need to cross.
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Posted: 05 Mar 2013, 11:48
hay man you guys i been reely bizzy here at work so i aint had time to respond to a lot a intros lately like i want to. so man you new guys and gals i will give you the chanse to reed thru this here thred cuz theres lots a good avise and other stuff in here. i mean it suprizes me that they aint evin pinned this rite up top.
and hay wile your at it for you new guys and gals go up in to just one a them old quit groops and say 'hay man you guys why dont you come on over to may 2013 and support us?' unless your in june 2013 then say that. just split up cuz it wont do much good if you all jump in to like july 2010 or some thing. but some a those old fucks need to be woke the hell up.
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Posted: 01 Apr 2013, 06:56
hay man you guys i no today is april fools day. so let me say this to evry buddy what thinks it wood be reely funny to post day 1 today. ha ha your so funny. man you must be the only persin who ever thot a that. what a hoot. no reely your just a dick head. unless your quitin and today is reely the first day a your quit. then thats ok.
now you wanna be funny? go so the sleeves of your bossis suit coat closed when he aint lookin.
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Posted: 01 Apr 2013, 12:57
on a compleetly unrelated note cuz easter was yesterday... man i love me some black jelly beans. i mean i cood eat like bags and bads a those bad boys. only gess what? they turn my poop green. sereously. not like this but more like this.
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Posted: 10 Apr 2013, 07:59
ok man you guys i got a speshull 1 time only offer good til the end a the week. now man some a you mite no this but when i post up roll i am cammitted to postin up with all feb groops and all 2009 groops plus like 3 or 4 or 5 others. so man you throw in the noobs above the line and its like 20 groops dam near evry day.
so man heres my offer. if you want old drome to add your groop to his list a evry day postin all you got to do is ask man. and im gonna make it reely eezy to do.
you can ask rite here.
you can send me a pm.
you can pop over to feb '09 and say hay drome post up with my groop. this wood be way cool.
any ways act soon. cuz after saterday your prolly gonna hafta beg in public. or not. i aint dissided yet.
the only other thing i ask is you got dayly roll call. some a this old timer stuff ware you pop in like onse evry 6 weeks and change your number and date... well taht aint for me.
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Posted: 07 Jun 2013, 11:26
hay man you guys heres the deal. im takin the famly on a 3 week vacashun startin a week from sunday. we go a rv rented and all and i no a lot a the rv places got wifi and shit but man some dont. well aspeshully in the first week i got a lot a drivin cuz we are goin from detroyt to idaho for my irenman race on the next sunday but i got to be there by friday. and we want to see mount rush more on the way out.
any ways heres what i need. i need a diffrint some buddy for each day a the week that i can text so they can post me up in roll call. that way if i got no wifi or gotta get drivin at 6 am i get posted up. i got a lot a numbers but man i leaned on some a these guys a lot all reddy and im all for sharin the load. so man if your intristed in helpin out drop me a pm and tell me what days you think work best for you and what time you get up and prolly your time zone cuz man i dont wanna be textin you and havin your phone go off just for roll call when your tryin to sleep. but i want to do it erly anuff that you dont have to get back on your computer after you all reddy posted up roll for the day.
evin tho i post up roll in like 20 groops evry day im only askin for you to post me up in my feb 09 groop.
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Posted: 10 Jul 2013, 07:47
man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
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Posted: 12 Jul 2013, 16:16
man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
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Posted: 01 Aug 2013, 12:52
man i sware i will get round to ritin up a report bout that 3 weeks vacashun. but man let me tell you drivin a rv is like fuckin work. and i will blame my sore knee on that drive.
ed: man it looks like i never got round to it :-\
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Posted: 19 Sep 2013, 07:33
hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops. any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.
man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.
so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.
well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.
but now im back man.
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Posted: 24 Nov 2013, 08:15
hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.
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Posted: 26 Nov 2013, 15:10
just go on about your business. some things i get tired of looking for, so i put 'em here.
wrote:man your coworkers are fuckin with your quit? time to teach um the tryed and true ktc way that you and your quit are not to be fucked with. next time one a those fucks offers you a dip heres what you need to do:
1. take can with big smile
2. open can
3. rotate arm at the wrist 180 degrees, there by emptyin contents of can on ground
4. step on pile of worm shit
5. twist at knee and ankel to grind worm shit back in to ground
6. replace lid
7. hand can back to coworker with a smile
8. remind him that you will be willin to help him agin any time
9. repete as nessassary til no buddy will ever offer you a dip agin. evin if you ask for it.
ps if you can piss on the worm shit thats evin better then grindin it in to the ground.
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Posted: 29 Nov 2013, 07:25
ok man if you were followin' my facebook posts yesterday you probably already know this. i spent 3+ hours last night going nowhere on the ohio turnpike. this fucker passed me and it was like i was stopped on the shoulder he went by so fast (and i'd lay odds it was closer to 150 than 125). my thought at the time was 'i hope when you roll that damn thing, you don't take anybody with you.' i understand that traffic accidents happen, and innocent people die in them. but such blatant disregard for your fellow man... well, let's just say this guy is lucky i'm not supreme dictator for life.
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Posted: 23 Jan 2014, 10:27
so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
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Posted: 26 Jan 2014, 07:26
hey man you guys i got it installed. the only thing i'm worried about is that the drain hoses got disconnected when i slid it back in. low probability though. one thing i will tell you though - lying on a hardwood floor for extended periods to hook up the electric, water line and leveling it out is hard on an old guy's body. it's been in since thursday night, but still hasn't been run. how do i know? she hasn't complained about it not having power. i still haven't flipped the breaker back on.
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Posted: 17 Mar 2014, 08:17
hey man you guys i bet a few of you have noticed my posting on the weekends is down. cuz man i post in a lot of groups but man this time of year is really busy with my kids ice show and i end up tryin' to post from my phone but that's super slow. any ways if i post in your group but go missing on weekends between now and easter it's cuz i'm building lots of props. so if you need to check up on me i will be postin in my feb '09 group. and man once i post up in feb 09 and you see it it won't hurt my feelings if you post for me in your group too.
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Posted: 05 May 2014, 10:48
hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
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Posted: 20 Oct 2014, 14:15
hay man uyou guys i just reelized i needed to up date things here cuz its bin a wile.
first off man you mite notiss i got rid a that big brain mouuse and im back to feelin like my old self.
seckind i had kind of a shity summer on a count of first my sump pump quit workin on me and we ended up with a basemint full a water. well the good news is it dint ruin my pool table whats like a 100 years old. and man the carpet dryed out good so we dint need to replace that but man it was still more than a grand to get all the water pumped out and evry thing all dry. and i had to by a new sump pump only this time i got one with a batry back up. and you no what? it dint evin come with a batry. that costs extra. can you beleeve it? man that sounds like a scam to me.
then like a month after that man after that we had a roof malfuncshun and had water runnin into the house. so man i had to get a guy aback out to fix up the roof and man that was like a nuther 600 bucks. so man that killed my traval buget for the pensilvanya meet up. but the good news is he says i got a nuther 10 years or so with the roof i got.
also man i got reely fat the last year. like 30 pounds more than last year fat. so i gotta loose some wate afore i evin try to get back to runnin and bikin and swimin. any ways i busted out the insanaty disks i got and man i put in the fit test. well let me tell you the warm up tryed to kill me. and that was afore the test started. after the test man i tell you i just bout past out. heres how bad it was. my wife made some bakin and eggs and man i dint want any thing to do with it. and i can tell you rite now i like me some bakin.
any ways man i wanted to get this up there cuz i no we got a new feb groop startin soon and i want to get them started rite.
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Posted: 11 Nov 2014, 15:24
hay man you guys i gotta tell you it aint goin so good on the insanaty thing. i gotta go back to week one. man its hard to get in to that habit when your all fat like me. and man it pisses me off all the more. but man i just found out my old boss just up and had a hart attack and died like that. so man i gotta get back in to takin care of number one cuz man i dont wanna end up like that. leest wise untill im like a hunnert and ten and then i can have a hart attack wile havin sex.
and wile im here id like to say thanks to all the guys and gals what served in defense of america. you guys rock.
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Posted: 12 Nov 2014, 08:00
man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
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so man that gets me thru 6 years. i will add more later. but 400 posts and im still a newbie :crackup:
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Posted: 22 Dec 2014, 14:11
so man i dont get this at all. my kid started at the collige this year. she had to set up a count on the skool site so as i cood pay the bills. the skool nos whos payin the bills. yet they send her a note waht asks if she wants her tax stuff sent to her elecktrical like. im like what the fuck? ascuse me? i want it sent to me elecktrical like. im payin the bills and im takin it off a my tax bill. and if you want my dam fafsa shit it better be erly in january to.
man one day im gonna go off on the collige costs. fuckin bull shit taht is.
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Posted: 31 Dec 2014, 10:32
hay man you guys i been thinkin bout this for a wile now but man we gotta get together and make kilts a part of any guys ward robe. that includes bizness ware to. i mean its like warin shorts only better cuz the air gets to all the parts better. man its just not fare the chicks can ware skirts but we eether cant or dont ware the kilts. i say we take it back and own it.
only rememember if you ware one to work you gotta mind how you sit aspeshully in the meetins.
and prolly leave the nife at home to.
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Posted: 07 Jan 2015, 13:14
hay man you guys we got any scotch drinkers out there. man may be some buddy otta find mule for this to. any ways i wanna no what you drink. now man i like that glen livit stuff but not the glen fidddich stuff. the only blended stuff i ever tryed is like dewers and may be that j&b. but i all most picked up a bottel of that jonny walker black last time. now i aspect it to be better then the red but man am i gonna be happy goin from a singel malt to a blend evin if its one a the better blends?
and man how comes theres so many guys named glen what make scotch?
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Posted: 22 Jan 2015, 15:17
so man you guys i been thinkin bout all these snot nose punks waht wanna run off and join the isis and how we keep grabbin um at the air ports to keep um from goin. well man heres what i wood do. round um up. get um all togethers and tell um we can get them strait there insted a goin thru turky and what not. take there pass ports so they cant get back in the us of a. give um a parashoot and stick um on some c-130s or evin b-52s and dump um out over syria. good luck kids.
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Posted: 27 Jan 2015, 09:10
zomg!!! storm of the sentry... of the year... so far. central park berryed under 6 inchs of snow!!! is evry buddy in the north east dead yet? yah. pritty much thot not. now im pritty sure some peepel got a lot a snow. and by a lot i mean 'no ware near what buffalo got, and not evin haff a what the wether dudes said, but more then they no what to do with cuz there a bunch of pussys when it comes to snow.'
feckin sick of this cry wolf shit. how many canselled flites didnt need to be canselled?
see erlyer posts to get my thots on wether dudes.
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Posted: 24 Feb 2015, 06:57
now man some a you guys mite no i got a kid in the collige. and if you dint no that now you do. any ways i was down visitin the other day and we were in one a the dinin halls they got. and they were playin the musick reel low but i cood here it. well now it wasnt this new crap what gets past off as musick. it was old. like doors old. i mean doors was old when i was at the collige. but man it wasnt the standerd fair of old timer musick. now if some buddy asked you what the radio plays from that 1975 arrowsmith classick 'toys in the attic' you wood say what? egsacktly. 'sweet amoshun'. but not this place. nope. they were playin 'adams appel'. i dont think i ever rememember herin that on the radio unless it was on one a my 8 track tapes back in the day.
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Posted: 31 Mar 2015, 17:24
first off afore i go in to my buttcam story i wanna let all you new guys no this. ha ha your reely funny postin day 1 on april fools day. only your not. so don't do it.
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Posted: 31 Mar 2015, 18:10
ok man you guys now that thats out a the way i wanna tell you guys my butt cam story. it aint funny. but man if your gettin old like old drome your gonna get yers one day. and just like old drome wants to help you no whats comin in your quit, well old drome wants you to no what life brings.
now the colinoscapy... that thing ware they stick that cam up your behind to check our your innner parts. well im just gonna call it buttcam cuz its shorter.
any ways sinse i just hit 50 not long ago my doc says, 'drome its time you got your buttcam done. now heres a guy who does a good job. you just call him up and he will take good care a you.' well cuz i plan on livin a good long time i make a pointmint with the buttcam doc. well the first thing that dint go rite is i set it up to be april 7th. is today april 7th? no its fuggin march 31. evin tho i made my pointmint for april 7 when they sent me the list a stuff i needed to do and buy it said do this for your pointment on march 31. well man i call them up and say it must be a misstake cuz im on for april 7. 'oh, no mr. drome. the doc is out of town that week. we don't no how you cood a got a pointmint on april 7.' well any ways i got stuck with the pointmint on march 31. so i tell the boss man im gettin my butt checked out a week erly and hes good with it.
now some a you mite no that it just aint a 1 day afair. oh no. the day afore you dont get to eat nothin. and no milk eether. then in the afternoon time you start cleenin the pipes. now bout 15 years ago a buddy a mine had to drink some nasty perscripshun stuff and man he was strait to the crapper for the next 12 hours. mrs drome is my old bat. she all reddy had it done a cuppel a years ago. and she got some crappy tastin perscripshun stuff to. no they sent me a list a over the counter shit to pick up. ducalax pills (4 doses) some powder shit mixed up with gaterade (14 doses in 2 hours!) and some gawd aweful shit like sodeum sitrate i downed a hole bottel of at 10 pm at nite. now that shit made me near toss my cookies. well i spent most a the time atween 6 pm at nite and 1 am in the mornin on the crapper. and by about 10 pm i was just peein out a my butt.
now heres some thing you dont no bout old drome. drome dont like drugs. and he reely dont like anasteesia. so i did my googel reserch and found out i dont need to get nocked out for this. so i call um up and say 'hay you guys are cool with me not gettin nocked out for this rite?' then i lissined for 15 minits wile they splained how good the drug were and i reely shood get um but they wood mark my file sayin no drugs.
so i get there nice and erly like they asked me to well erly bein a hour afore my pointmint time. it was still haff way thru my day. and i say to the front counter girl. 'we are good with no drugs, rite?' she looks at me funny but says it aint her job. so after a short wait i get sent to my room to get one a them nice gowns on. backwerds of course.
first nurse comes in. i need to put your iv in. 'whats the iv for' i ask. 'for fluids and the drugs' 'but i aint gettin drugs' she aint sure what to do and leaves.
seckind nurse comes in. she wants me to sine stuff. this ones for sergery. this ones for drugs. 'i aint gettin drugs so i wont sine that one.' and i dint.
now there all flusterd up. next thing you no i got 3 nurses tryin to tell me i need these drugs. there good drugs. you will be so happy drugs. look i dont want drugs. whats the big fuggin stink?
next the drug guy... anasteesiolagist... comes in. he says 'no drugs?' i say 'not intrested' and he was like 'i will talk to the doc. reely all they do is relax you so he can go faster. they aint reely nessassary.' cool then he says 'how bout we do this... the nurse anasteesitist will be there any ways so if you need drugs you let her no.' 'fine but i aint takin drugs' so now i gots to sine the sheet i woodnt sine afore but we all agree i gotta ask for um.
finely the doc comes in. 'no drugs?' he says. 'nope ' 'no big deal. i have done some with no drugs.'
then like 15 minits later i get wheeled down the hall. and in the scope goes. now its not all painless. but mostly its just preshure. like gas. there were maybe like 2 times it was that cramp you get from tryin to hold a fart in for like 20 minits wile your in a meeting with the big big big boss man. but insted of lastin for hours it was only a seckind or 2 each. and man cuz i was awake i got to watch the thing live on the screen. and the doc was doin play by play. thats some thing you just dont get when you get nocked out! any ways goin in was pritty fast and they did all the lookin on the pullin back part. now he did find a littel bitty pollip on the way out and i got to see him loop it up and cut it rite off. and on acount a theres no nerves in there i dint feel a thing. so he says the gotta send that in and see what kind it is and he wood let me no if i hafta come back in 3 or 5 or 10 years. the rest a the pull out was pritty rootine until the end. cuz i gess i got some a the hemeroids to and he wanted to look the cam back round to look at um from the insides. man i was in and out in less than 10 minits. and cuz i dint do the drugs i got back to my room, farted a few times for um, got dressed and left. the guy what went afore me was prolly still there anuther cuppel a hours. and they told him 'dont drive' but cuz i dint do drugs i was good to drive home.
and next time i dont hafta fite bout the drugs.
i got like 5 littel picstures. i gotta scan um. if any buddy wants to see what you been missin.
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Posted: 17 Jun 2015, 14:20
hay man you guys i gotta tell you i am pissed and heres why.
the other day i dissided i need some new pants for work. like the kackys. so i went out shoppin. and let me tell you all i see is these pants with the flat fronts. now man in old dromes mind the only pants what shood have flat fronts are the blue jeans. kackys and dress pants like that shood have the pleets. but some hows i cant find a dam pair a pants with the pleets that i wood ware. hell i bot 2 soots and cood not get pleets in my pants.
now i got these new kackys what are flat and i cant put my wallit in the front pocket no more. and my keys to. now i can put my wallit in the back and have it throw out my spine but what the fuck am i sposed to do with my keys? its fuckin bull shit i tell you. fuck you pants makers.
and now i here they are goin down the road a skinny pants for kackys. well i tell you rite now that aint gonna fly. i will just be shoppin for the dress kilt. i prolly shood any ways.
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Posted: 15 Jul 2015, 07:07
so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.
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Posted: 16 Sep 2015, 19:13
so man thersday i ern the black chip and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.
i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!
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Posted: 10 Nov 2015, 07:33
hay man you guys did you no that 40 years ago today the lake they call gicha goomy took down the edmund fitzgereld?
and man to this day that gordin litefoot song bout it gives me the willys.
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Posted: 10 Nov 2015, 15:31
you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 08:23
7 fuggin years quit. didja no that?
now asides all the money i saved on not byin dip i figger i saved near $5000 on the helth insurinse.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 08:38
hay man you guys i said afore that i wood not run for presadent and i mean it... cuz a presadents gotta deal with congriss critters. i wood run for king if we disside thats whats needed. and man i woodnt be a king to get rich and all the girls i cood want eether. i wood be a good king. i wood evin keep the courts. so just so you no what this countrys missin out on i am gonna start solvin the problums rite here.
first up is some thing whats been in the news here lately. thats them fucks what get off shinin lazers in to air planes and hellacopters. you no what they do today? probashun mostly. dromes solushun: 5 years hard laber some place is rurel texas. on odd days you lay down miles a rail road track. on evin days you take it back up. sun up to sun down. rain or shine. put it on the web with some a those web cams so as any buddy what thinks shinin lazers wood be funny can see what happins when your cot. seckind time you do it we just fuggin blind you with lazers and leave you in the middel of the desert so you can feed the buzzerds.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 08:51
now man im gonna deal with these isis terrerists.
first off if your here and supportin them with any thing we will take your finger prints, scan your iriss and take your pass port. in return we will give you a parashoot and a free flite to some wares over the syria desert so you can meeet up with your buddys. if you try to come in to this country agin we will put you on a raft and drag you 500 miles into the ocean. then put holes in the raft.
seckind there are no prisners. if your shootin at our troops aspect to be shot. if you are lucky they will kill you afore they reach you. troops will be aquiped with pig dicks and bacin dildos. one will find its way into eether your mouth or your ass. you will be dragged to the middel of the desert. if you aint dead your arms and legs will be broke. you will be booby trapped so none a your buddys can barry you. the carryon feeders will do the rest. may be we will put out web cams so your buddys can see how much fun your havin.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 09:05
teachers and edjucashun.
i like teachers. and good teachers dont get paid anuff. teachers are gonna get a raise. and a pritty big one to. then teachers are gonna loose the 30 years to retiremint and the fuckin huge pensions. wellcome to 401k world. you retire when you can. and tenyears gonna be a thing a the past. do a good job and keep gettin raises. do a shitty job and find a new one. and there gonna pay part of there medical just like the rest of us.
and we gotta get off a this idea that evry buddy needs collige. lets get the trades goin agin. not trade scools chargin money. aprentisship programs. colliges charge a arm and a leg cuz they can. cuz if you cant pay (or wont go in to hock) some buddy else will. if only haff the peepel who go to collige now went tomorow gess what? they wood have to compeete to get you in the door. that means they gotta be cuttin the price. and we dont end up with trillyuns of dollers a studint loan dets that sap the econemy.
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Posted: 13 Nov 2015, 11:10
hay drome... ware to you stand on gay marrige?
well man im glad you asked... you want a legal union? get a free gummint peace a paper and have a j.o.p. do the service. have j.o.p. and witnisses sine it. copy for you copy for the gummint. now your partner is legal. and you got a boner-fide gummint union. gummint aint in the marryin bizniss. its in the legal strucksure bizniss. atween adult peepel. no anamils. no kids.
wanna get marryed in a church? go a head. but it aint a legal union unless you got a j.o.p. and witnisses on your paper for the gummint. if the church wants to give you a nuther peace a paper thats grate. and i dont wanna put churchs out of the marryin bizniss. matter a fact i want to give the term marrige back to the churchs. i think thats a speshul kind of thing. its atween my wife and me and god. her dissidin when to pull the plug is atween my wife and me and the gummint.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2015, 15:04
How about taxes? Not Texas, taxes.... What's your plan there?
ok man the drome tax codes gonna be reely short. until i work up all the numbers im just gonna ball park it. we gotta have taxes. we gotta pay for shit. the courts. the defense. the roads. the dets your fuggin gummint done run up. dromes taxes come in 3 parts. persinal income tax. corprite income tax. and value added tax. i mite have a speshull 1 time persinal welth tax what mite be payed over like 10 years but only if your persinal welth is over like 50 million bucks.
first man the vat rate is gonna be like 5 to 10%. on evry thing. food. rent. houses. close. doll houses. gi joe with kung fu grip. happy meals.
on income tax man all the write offs are gone. all of um. assept 1 on persinal taxs.
corprite tax rate is 10% on income + 5% on payroll.
persinal tax rate is 20%. on all income. cap gains. divadends. salery. stock opshuns. what ever them hegge fund guys get and hide. this tax is on the income over 20,000 per persin on your return. on top a that you get a credit a 5,000 for evry person on your return.
now lets do some maths.
famly of 4 makin 40k a year. 4x20k is 80k so no taxs and 4x5k credit so you get 20k back as refund. now rememember this here famlys payin 5 to 10% on evry thing as a vat. so they better make it last.
famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.
famly of 2 makin 250k
2x20 is 40k so tax is 20% a 210k or 42k. credit is 10k so they pay 32k. man that looks like a lot but if they can hide 50k of there income with tax brakes today, they wood still owe almost 54k.
now part a the reeson we have the credit is so evry buddy has a minamum income. and watch out cuz the wellfare is gettin cut. but if you go out and get a job that minamum income is still there and added to what you make. so it dont pay to sit on your ass.
also there is a speshul for milatary and veterins. if you served this country that 20k deduckshun for you is 200k (but not for the rest a your famly) and active duty gets a 10k credit per persin.
so vet famly of 4 makin 300k - deduckshun is 200+3x20 or 260. tax is 20% of 40k or 8k. credit is 20k so he gets 12k back.
active duty famly of 4 makin 40k - no tax and a refund a 40k.
now the numbers mite be ajusted a bit. but im still givin the milatary benefits on that scale. 10x reguler deduckshun for vets. 2x reguler credit for active.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2015, 15:08
and bout that welth tax. buffet and gates and the waltins are gonna be hit up for there fair share what they hold. and so is the old money. most aint paid there fair share along the way. say 15% of your net worth. i will evin be nice and not make um pay taxs on the capital gains on stocks they gotta sell to pay this speshul tax.
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Posted: 21 Nov 2015, 08:43
hay man you guys afore i go on with my king platforms i wanna give a big old 'finger' to delta air lines. now i herd that the air lines were all cuttin back on the size a carry on stuff. so i got there size and went bout messurin all my carry ons what i used in the past. and woodnt you no it. evry fuggin one of um was to big. so i set out to get a new one what fit there new size. i packed it up and went to the air port. now first thing i see is plenty a bags bigger then mine gettin let on the plane as carry on. well then my turn comes up and gess what? they tell me theres no more room for carry ons. and i gotta check mine there at the gate. now in the past when they did this they wood get those bags off at the next air port and put them in that littel run way gettin off the plane. but no. not with delta now. i gotta go to baggige claim to get my bag. fuckers. and its like the last one on that littel belt runnin round baggige claim. then i get it. and one fuggin side is caved in and it looks like some buddy dissided to drag it cross the street on its side. sereously. a new fuggin bag and it looks 20 years old. man i even tweeterd a picksure of it so evry buddy cood see what ass fucks delta is. and man on the way home they were askin for volenteers to have there carry ons checked at the gate. so man i rolled up there and said 'see this brand new bag? yah that happind when you made me gate check it. so no i aint no volenteer.' and walked off.
i dunno. may be its cuz i dint pay them $25 for my bag to fly. but pritty much fuck air lines. speshully you delta. next time i gotta travel for bizniss im takin the train if i can. or im drivin.
ps. dr hydro man when we do that race next fall im drivin down.
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Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 08:35
Couldn't we just flat tax everybody at 15% and take away the credits?
Maybe put a time limit on welfare, kinda like unemployment?
Keeping the corporate taxes low will help bring work back home for sure.
that's reely kinda what the vat does. only it taxes consumpshun. the credits are reely set up for those at the bottom end ware they reely cant pay taxs on the basics a life like the rich can. well fare goes away. under my taxs theres no insentive to sit on your ass gettin gummint checks.
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Posted: 23 Nov 2015, 14:38
Why do I get penalized for not having children or not being married?
asks the man what i gess does not no that kids are expensive. and so is a stay at home spouse.
if you got 2 workin peepel it wont matter if there marryed or not unless 1 is makin less then the deduckshun amount. so there reely aint a benafit to bein marryed if both are workin. and reely i gess if you wanna benafit cuz your livin on 1 income insted a 2... well i for one wood rather have 2 incomes.
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Posted: 25 Nov 2015, 07:16
So if the family makes 0 they get paid $25k of my tax dollars? That's just one of the current problems. Why pay lazy bumbs for not workin?
look man they get that 25k if there a famly of 5 makin 0 or 100k. whos better off? i dont think 5k a year per person is anuff for any buddy to live on but if they can make it work i aint gonna lose sleep. but sinse they can work and still get the money they got more insentive to work then to sit on there ass.
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Posted: 04 Apr 2016, 08:27
ok man you guys i was watchin some news over the week end and it seems like evry buddys got there shorts in a bunch bout what rest rooms they otta be usin. the i wanna be speshul crowd and the bibel thumper crowd dont care what the other thinks.
so reely quick heres emperer for life drome's eezy peezy salushun:
<----- penis ||| no penis ----->
i dont care what you call your self. you go by what plummin you have. dont like it? lose the cock jenner.
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Posted: 10 Jun 2016, 07:52
so man evry now and then the questyun comes up. when is it time to leave ktc? well man heres my thots on this.
evry buddy has to disside when there gonna leave cuz lets face it dam few will be postin at 5 years and a lot less few at 10 years. peepel have there own reasons to stay or go. now your gonna get mine.
i dont think i need to be here any more. i think i got the tools to walk away and stay quit. yet i stay. i post in a lot a groops evry day. it takes time. beleeve it or not i try to read whats goin on in most a those groops evry day. why?
some 7 and a haff years ago i wanted to quit. agin. i tryed a number a time on my own but failed. this here place helped me like nuthin else ever did. it gave me untold hours with my wife and kids that i had used hidin from them and givin to finger bangin a can insted. it gave me a helthyer me. and to me there aint a price for that. so i pay it back by stayin here.
stayin with old timers what mite not have any a there own quit groop here.
postin with the noobs so they can see that it can be done.
postin up top with the feb groops each year to give avice or just a example.
so man when you think its time to move on thats fine. if your only postin in your hof groop thats fine. if your postin evry where thats fine.
i will be here a wile yet. payin back what i can. and some day when i disside we are evin i will be movin on to. and that will be fine. but until then i will be here. and any buddy what wants to join us at the feb 09 party bus is wellcome.
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Posted: 24 Jun 2016, 10:17
hay man you guys i made a importint dissishun today. startin with the octoberer groop i will be postin a number in the pre-hof groops. im still tryin to disside what to do for july august and septemberer. sinse junes all most up i think they will get to live with the yesterday +1 posts.
so man if your in july or august or septemberer and got thots on it let me no.
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Posted: 25 Oct 2016, 15:54
ok so i'm gonna copy this post over to the eec seckshun to...
on octoberer 22 i did the iren man race in willmington north caralina. that was a saterday by the way. i left home in mishigin on tuesday afore the race. i got bout 6 hours in to my drive when i got a text from dr. hydro phd from over to march 09 (he was doin the haff iren man race the same day and he set us up with a place to stay.) well sinse i was drivin i cood not reed it at the time so i got my car to reed it to me. it went some thing like 'holey shit! did you just see the email from iren man?' course i dint cuz i was drivin so i pulled off a the hiway to reed the email. well man they were cuttin the bike corse down from 112 to 50 miles on a count of the herracane mathew what went thru. well shit. i did all that trainin and now i wood not be able to do the full race. at first i was pist. then i thot bout the peepel what lost houses and cars and roads and dissided they reely dint need to worry bout my racin. so i called up my coach to see how i shood change my game plan. only i got her voise mail. then i called dr hydro phd and we talked a bit bout it and then my coach called me back so i took that call and wood talk to dr hydro later. so any way i was talkin stratagys with coach and she said that she was in calafornya gettin marryed. on a tuesday. how crazy is that. any ways we came up with the stratagys that i used to race. mostly. any ways i cood go on bout the pre race stuff but i will skip rite to the race. but one importint thing happined. they found 6 extra miles for the bike to get us to 56. that was a big deal for the haff iren man fokes on a count of there race wood be the full 70.3.
it was bout 46 degrees at 5 am in the mornin when i got up for the last time. see i got up at 2 am in the mornin for my brekfest what was only a cuppel a them ensure drinks. any ways we were only bout a 1/4 mile from the first transishun area ware the bikes were racked. it rained the nite afore cuz i wanted to go over and take a pickshure of the bikes. prolly 3000 of um. we figgerd there was prolly $10 million dollers a bikes out there. any ways it was 46 degrees when i went to get stuff set up. i was only warin a tshirt and shorts but soon i wood be putin on the wet suit so no biggy. the other thing bout the wether was the wind she was a blowin. 20-25 mph. that is importint later. well i set up my bike stuff. mixed my nutrishun up and got it on the bike then got on the bus to the swim start.
the swim is point to point in a channel what has salt water and they say the tide will push you. now normely i figger a hour and 15 or 20 minits to swim 2.4 miles. well at the start area i jump in the water on a count of it bein 75 degrees and warmer then the air. i saw brother mike land there in the water and we did some warm up swimmin but mike says he was gonna wait til near the end to get in at the start. well man the cannin goes off and peepel start goin thru the start arch and in to the water. i got in pritty erly. well man i cant swim a strait line to save my life but i was doin pritty good this year. evin tho i forgot to un fog my goggels. any ways it must be true that it pushes you cuz i finished in a hour and 2 minits! now i dont no the total numbers but there was sposed to be round 1600 racers there. i was #36 in my groop, #311 for men and #390 total to come out a the water. and i had a good first t1 time a just 10 minits.
out to the bike. rememember that wether report bout the wind. all most strait in to it rite a way for a few miles. then a cross wind for prolly the next 15 or 20 miles what set us up for a nuther 15+ miles dead nuts in to the wind. this is ware stratagys pay off. im workin on heart rate and power both and man theres a lot a peeple passin me up. evin tho im goin harder then i shood. finely some wares round mile 41 we turned back to town and got the tail wind. agin i did the stratagy and dint fall in to temptashun and go 40 mph balls out. i stayed eezy and let some more pass me. not to many tho. and man we cood look cross the road and see the peepel fitin the wind. it ackshully looked worse then it felt. any ways bout a mile out we hit a brige with a pritty nasty hill. bout 200 yards up the hill i shifted and dropped my chain. so i had to get off a my bike. fix the chain. then start up agin goin up hill. that sucked. they say i did the bike in 3 hours and 13 minits for 17.37 mph average what was may be only a haff mph off a what i hoped for. at this point my ranks are 65 in the groop 441 for men and 541 over alls. so you can do the maths to figger out how many peepel past me up. mostly. cuz i did pass a few to. speshully late on the bike. i did kind of a slow t2 in 8 minits on a count of i was mixin my nutrishun for the run in t2. if i dint do that it wood a been like 3 or 4 minits tops.
then out to the run. it was still pritty cool which was good. but man a mile in there was a nasty hill comin of the river what shood a just had steps on in cuz it was like findin your seat in a stadeum. well this is ware stratagys reely pay off. coach says save it for the run. she wants me to have a goal for the run and go for it. my goal is 10 minit miles on avrige. that will include walkin in all the aid stashuns. it will get me done in 4 hours and 20 minits. she also wants negative splits. well man i get goin and i can not make my self run slow. i was doin 8 minits or 8:15 miles and i keep tryin to go slower. only the aid stashuns helped slow me down. well the first loop turn round was at bout 7 miles and i hit it at darn near 1 hour on the nose... still to fast. i got to the haff way mark and out for loop 2 at under 2 hours. but man i no i cant keep that pace up for 13 more miles and negative split. i take longer walks thru the first cuppel a aid stashuns and up that big hill from the first mile. but man im not givin up and walkin miles this time. i get to the 3/4 turn round just over 3 hours in. then i started gettin the chafeing on my legs ware they got wet from stickin spunges in my racin kit. and things started to slow down. then some thing happined. as i was walkin thru a aid stashun a guy past me. he had 54 on his caff. thats his age. thats my age groop. 50-54. no. feckin. way. this dude was not gonna finish afore me! and i past his ass. and for the last 3 and a haff miles evry buddy what past me at a aid stashun i past rite back. i dint evin stop at the final aid stashun. no sir. i hammerd home. i finished in 4:07. thats less then 9:30 a mile. my final ranks 29 in groop. 248 in men. 308 in total. you do the maths.
stratagys a save it for the run. it worked.
finely tho i talked with some other racers after and we all agreed that if we had to do the full 112 miles we wood a been cooked. we wood have had to go 25 more miles in to that dead nuts wind and only got cross winds and a wee tail wind for the rest.
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Posted: 14 Nov 2016, 08:39
man if your lookin for some kind a words a wisdom after 8 years i got nuthin new. just read back thru the thred and you will find some nuggits. i just keep comin here day after day and i just keep quit that way. it works for me.
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Posted: 15 Dec 2016, 14:17
hay man you guys i will have a story at some point. only cuz my loyers are tellin me to not talk bout it now it will have to wait a bit.
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Posted: 19 Jan 2017, 07:03
one a these days im gonna figger a good way to catalog some a this stuff.
this site aint bout me. it aint bout you. its a community of quiterers. we work together. the peepel above the line and below the line. in feb 16 or march 13 or augist 11 or april 06. think bout how long you mite a been quit if all what posted here was the guys in this groop. man what if it was just remi and that hiway guy postin the first few days. wood remi still be here? wood he be quit? but man in those erly days there was tons a vet suport. vets with 1000 days. vets with 100 days hell some with just 10 days. but they were here. you dont think may be marine or nate or avian dont need to see your name there but there mite be days ware it is the diffrinse. i prolly dont need to be here. but im here. in a lot a groops. cuz may be some day some buddy sees my name and says 'if that moran can be quit then so can i.' and they make it one more day. and i may never no it. but if just by our bein here 1 person doesnt cave then ktc won.
so yah. may be it takes some time to log on and actshully read what your bruther posted. but aint that what bruther hood is all bout?
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Posted: 29 Jan 2017, 19:19
hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
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Posted: 01 Nov 2017, 13:42
hay man you guys i will have a story at some point. only cuz my loyers are tellin me to not talk bout it now it will have to wait a bit.
man that storys comin soon. and also bout movin. but first man i gotta say thanks to evry buddy what posted well wishes for the last 2 floors.
now heres what i came to rite bout now... yesterday was the tricker treat day. we moved this year and i will be sayin more bout that later... but any ways the old lady mrs drome asks the naybers 'do we get a lot a tricker treaters?' now our streets got no lites and no side walks so i dint reely aspeck many. and our nayber lady says 'nope bearly andy at all.' so mrs drome proseeds to go out and by a shit ton a candy. like she did back at our old place ware peepel wood come in to the hood just to tricker treat. we got eggsacktly 0 tricker treaters. none. now we got a shit ton a candy what i dont need to be eatin on a count of i lost some wait and dont want it back. any ways i cant figger out why she asked the nayber lady if she wasnt gonna lissen.
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Posted: 24 Nov 2017, 10:45
thanks man you guys. i no i got some storys lined up and was gonna start yesterday when my compewter flaked out.
any ways i will get more to the new house and movin storys later. i just wanna vent for a seckind.
we bot a older house. like may be 40 or 50 years old. and we have been doin some work. the new projeckt is changin out outlets and swichs on a count of some outlets wont even hold plugs any more and plus they are diffrint colors and some are just dirty. so man thats a eezy job. only the fuggin circuts arent marked for shit in the box. i did the famly room. the circut said 'laundry'. the livin room is on 2 diffrint circuts what are labeld 'basemint' and i went to start on the bed rooms. there are 4 circuts just labeld 'plugs and swichs' 3 of um i can not tell if they are connected to any thing on a count of when i kill um i dont see any rooms goin dark. i got no clue how many circuts there are for the bed rooms or what there labeld. so man old dromes goin out to get a new tool. a circut finder. and im gonna map the hole dam house. i wanna re do the basemint with new lites and plugs but i gotta figger out what a the stuff down there needs to stay on a count of the livin room.
any ways here are the storys i got line up.
wife got a new dog... years ago only i cant find that i rote bout it.
new dog got us sued.
wife got pissed anuff that we cood move... so we did.
sellin the old house and movin
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Posted: 29 Nov 2017, 17:34
ok man you guys so way back afore i quited when my kids were small there was this lady... she was the dotter of one a my mother in laws friends what my wife kinda new... any ways her dotter got a puppy for her 18th birth day from her boy friend. only that was stoopid on a count of she was goin to collige. well her mom all reddy had 2 dogs and dint want a nuther so some how my wife heres bout it and boom! we are tryin out a pug puppy. my votes no. i lose 3-1. dogs a bone head. runs off evry time shes out for bout a week. any ways we settel in with a dog in the famly.
now we like the fokes at the humain sociaty so we use there vets to support the mishun for shots and the like. evin got the dog fixed there. well cuppel a years back my wife takes the dog for shots. she comes back for my kids. wtf? just says they will be back soon. like 2 hours later she comes home with one a them taco bell chi-hooa-hooa dogs. 'it was just so cute. and the girls like her and blah blah blah.' yah. im fucked. now we got 2 dogs. i tell her we aint gonna get no vacashuns on a count of a) i aint draggin 2 dogs and crates and food evry wares and 2) i aint payin to kennel um.
now these 2 morans gotta go nuts barkin at evry buddy what walks past and i wood like to just shoot the fuggin things. but man that wood make me the bad guy rite? any ways taco bell loves runnin in the street. and the peepel a crost the street have there own taco bell dog what thinks its king a the road. and i wood love to smash eether of um under my car. agin i wood be the bad guy evin if haff the nayberhood wood cheer me for it.
so man thats the short sad story bout how i got stuck with 2 littel dogs. not sure if the local yotes prefer mexakin or chineese food tho.
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Posted: 06 Feb 2018, 12:37
hay man you guys i gotta confess some thing and ask for your forgivings. but dont worry i dint cave.
over 9 plus years here i posted support for many groops and in the intros in hopes a helpin quiterers. i posted in some a the sports threds and built some solid bonds with some other quiterers i met or may or may not ever meet. more then 67000 posts.
then today i ingaged in a act of vanaty. i piled on post count in one a the most useliss threds. prolly close to 700 posts what did nuthin to help a nuther quiterer stay quit. it was vanaty and im ashamed. i wasted time and i lost site a why im here. to help quiterers stay quit. there aint no troffy for most posts. so man if you will forgive me or not i will just go back to doin what i was doin the other 3372 days and shooda been doin today. sorry.
ed: now that we got moved i aint doin that thred so im less imbarrissed.
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Posted: 19 May 2018, 06:19
fuckin polatishuns piss me off. prolly more then big tabacky. i hate the bull shit team games they play. they dont give a shit bout any thing but there own fuckin power. lets talk bout the value a life.
side a: gotta save the un borns. hi scool kids... not so much. blue lives matter. green, brown, black not so much. and fuck the poor.
side b: gotta save kids from guns. un borns ... dont count. black. brown lives matter. blue... part a the problum. they dont reely give a shit bout green. and screw the rich.
how bout we agree on lives matter? is it so fuckin hard? evry life on this erth is preshuss to the lord. thots and prayers aint the anser. actin like adults is.
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so man thats kinda it. i dint copy evry thing so i wanna say a big thanks to evry buddy whats posted in the old thred. all your grats on the diffrint mile stones is grately prishiated.
and now it dons on me i dint tell the story that my loyers had me zippin my lip on. i will get to that rite soon.
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so the donald thinks all he needs to do to end the birth rites citazens is rite a order sayin the 14th amendmint is bull shit. that there is dangeris and he wood likely get bitch slapped by the courts.
but lets spose the sapreem court agrees. do not get super exsited. what there sayin is exsecutive orders come above the constatushun. and so a future democrat nutball can come in and sine a order sayin the 2nd amendmint is also bull shit. and order the military to come take your guns. and if you fite back take them from your cold dead hands.
so i wood incurrage you to think long and hard bout what pressadent the donald mite be settin.
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so hey man you guys. so i been dippin mostly cope for like 23 years, an my dentist is crawlin up my butt bout quittin. and so's my doc, an now my health insurance wants more. well i says enuff is e-nuff! i done tried quittin afore. sometimes cole turky some times with that fake snuff. then i done stumbles cross you guys, and says heres guys whats goin thru the same kinda stuff, so maybe they can helps, and when i quits, i can help other guys. so here i am.
now i heres that we can git irratabel specially in the first days man. so man, i'm gonna try to keeps it lite round heres.
anyhows, i think i read around heres that them atomic fire balls si good to suck on but you know what man? i been threw a coupl dozen in the last days, and theys killin my tast buds man. last nites we wnet to this mexicin place fer dinner man, and i asked em where the salsa was amn, and they tells me that there foods smuthered in it man. well im here to tell ya man, i couldn't taste none ofit. so man, how much longer do ya think i need them fireballs? cause i think theys a beter ider than that facke snuff man. i tried that fake snuff afore abd you no what man? havin that fake stuff in the lip makes it to easy to want the reel stuff man. so im gonna stik to them fireballs mman an if i can't taste nothin for a few weeks man well that ok cause this time im quittin man. an if i can chow on like habenyeros and amaze my frends then tahts a bonis man.
so if theyres a place i should post storys - an maybe some ain't bout quittin - can somone clues me in?
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so hey man you guys. so i been dippin mostly cope for like 23 years, an my dentist is crawlin up my butt bout quittin. and so's my doc, an now my health insurance wants more. well i says enuff is e-nuff! i done tried quittin afore. sometimes cole turky some times with that fake snuff. then i done stumbles cross you guys, and says heres guys whats goin thru the same kinda stuff, so maybe they can helps, and when i quits, i can help other guys. so here i am.
now i heres that we can git irratabel specially in the first days man. so man, i'm gonna try to keeps it lite round heres.
anyhows, i think i read around heres that them atomic fire balls si good to suck on but you know what man? i been threw a coupl dozen in the last days, and theys killin my tast buds man. last nites we wnet to this mexicin place fer dinner man, and i asked em where the salsa was amn, and they tells me that there foods smuthered in it man. well im here to tell ya man, i couldn't taste none ofit. so man, how much longer do ya think i need them fireballs? cause i think theys a beter ider than that facke snuff man. i tried that fake snuff afore abd you no what man? havin that fake stuff in the lip makes it to easy to want the reel stuff man. so im gonna stik to them fireballs mman an if i can't taste nothin for a few weeks man well that ok cause this time im quittin man. an if i can chow on like habenyeros and amaze my frends then tahts a bonis man.
so if theyres a place i should post storys - an maybe some ain't bout quittin - can somone clues me in?
OK i'll bite......Welcome "Man". I dont know if youre serious or not but if you are come on in and start reading everything you can. Reach out to anyone you see on here, we are all willing to help. I just reached day 100 today so im getting pretty good at this quitting shit so holla at me if you need anything.
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man i'm as serioujs as the cancer i'm tryin to avoid. i rites this stuff to blow off steem, and may be some guy havin a bad day cna enjoy it to.
hey man, looks like yer a stillers fan. i grew up a brownies guy. man i hated the stillers man. like that guy lambert. you no he din't finish a single game in cleveland man? got kicked out of every darn one. always pickin fights with someone. man, the only game i missed in like 10 years was cause i was playin peewee ball on a sunday. it was that game where turky jones slammed bradshaw man. i had to wait to see it on the hilites man, cause we din't have espn back then.
anywaty, i was pissed when they picked up an left town. so i became a stillers fan for a few years. i like that rothlisbergenheimer man. i don't care bout them brrowns v2.0 a lick. an plus i moved to detroit, whats uglier than cleveland by miles. and man there lions suck big time. but they got them hockey red wings, and man that's a good team. but them pengwins you gots in pixburgh are pretty good to man.
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so man i'm readin what to esspect when you quit and to be real honest man i din't get any big headaches or nothin in the first 3 days. may be cause i drink lots of coffee now (cause i also quit suckin dow 700 calories a day of mt. dew). and then it says til bout 20 days i'll have some of the habit wantin to come back and be nasty and not sleep so good man. well let me tell you what man. its all true. first man i find myself reachin to my pocket wear i used to keep the can. well now man its filled with them atomic fire balls. i just wanna take a minit an say i'm startin to hate them things man. my tung is all red from the color and i can't taste nuthin man.
ok now for beeing mean and nasty and not sleepin so good. yeah it started bout day 4 i was wakin up like evry hour man. the old lady shes pretty hot and the nites are gettin colder and shes all pressed up next to me. i love my old lady and she loves me. i no she'd do most anything to hepl me kick the nic-bitch outta my life but i'm guessin that me hoppin her at 3 am ain't gonna happen. specailly if i'm back for more at 4. so i rolls over and try gettin some sleep. now after a few nights of wakin up wantin some action and not gettin any i can see wear the fusrtation comse in man. but we talked and put together a schedual so i can git some afore we goto bed and she can still sleep all nite. man i mite not even tell her when i can sleep good again.
so anyway you guys thanks for hangin out hear and lettin me do my thing to.
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so man like i says in the first post that sometimes i like to rite bout thing that ain't quittin stuff man. tody's one of them days man, cause its big gmae day. the ohio state universe is gonna lay an ass whoopin on michigan today what nocks 'em into next year man. now as i was tellin the stillers fan, i moved to the D-troit from the C-berg area man. but seee i wasn't never reely a buckeyes fan. they was like the nayberhood bully man, so i din't much care for 'em. but let me tell you somethin brothers an sisters, i ain't never seen nothin like michigan fans. first man they call it the harverd of the midwest. what's that mean man? like they got a bunch of spoiled rich snot nose punks what think the world owes 'em everyting? that they'll gtraduate and live off daddy's conections? cause that's what i think of with harverd man. second man they think there teams are the greatess thing since slice dbread man. when's the last time they played in that rose bowl man? like they shooda handed out laminated mapps of orlandao man, cause they been playin that capital one bowl since afore it was the capital one bowl. and man they could use it agin this year to visit disny since they don't need to pay for no bowl trip! and man we don't even need to sya how bad there basketball team is man.
so anyways got buckeyeyes. run up the score like them old nebraska teams use to! make rich rod cry some more.
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so man i'm readin what to esspect when you quit and to be real honest man i din't get any big headaches or nothin in the first 3 days. may be cause i drink lots of coffee now (cause i also quit suckin dow 700 calories a day of mt. dew). and then it says til bout 20 days i'll have some of the habit wantin to come back and be nasty and not sleep so good man. well let me tell you what man. its all true. first man i find myself reachin to my pocket wear i used to keep the can. well now man its filled with them atomic fire balls. i just wanna take a minit an say i'm startin to hate them things man. my tung is all red from the color and i can't taste nuthin man.
ok now for beeing mean and nasty and not sleepin so good. yeah it started bout day 4 i was wakin up like evry hour man. the old lady shes pretty hot and the nites are gettin colder and shes all pressed up next to me. i love my old lady and she loves me. i no she'd do most anything to hepl me kick the nic-bitch outta my life but i'm guessin that me hoppin her at 3 am ain't gonna happen. specailly if i'm back for more at 4. so i rolls over and try gettin some sleep. now after a few nights of wakin up wantin some action and not gettin any i can see wear the fusrtation comse in man. but we talked and put together a schedual so i can git some afore we goto bed and she can still sleep all nite. man i mite not even tell her when i can sleep good again.
so anyway you guys thanks for hangin out hear and lettin me do my thing to.
This one is my favorite so far. Your doing great. Happy day 10. Syndrome is a really cool name. I did not think real hard on mine, In fact really not at all. You ought to post some of this in the group or at tell people to come read my stuff in Syndrome world. REally cool.
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This one is my favorite so far. Your doing great. Happy day 10. Syndrome is a really cool name. I did not think real hard on mine, In fact really not at all. You ought to post some of this in the group or at tell people to come read my stuff in Syndrome world. REally cool.
hey man i mite do that when i add new stuff over here man.
man i tell ya i wasnt' to happy yesterday. them buckeys shoulda reely rolled up the score big time man.
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i gotta tell you guys man that turky day was tuff man. it wasn't the day off work man cause i've had weekends man. but man it was the first time i had real cravings since i quit man. but i held stromg man and that ain't what i came to rite bout today man.
i came to share the dredded dip dream man. now we all nos to spect them man. my brother man was a smoker what quit a few years bakc man. he tells me them smokin dreams still get him ever so offen man. so the nite after turky day i'm sleepin and i had this dream wehre i'm really cravin a dip man. and even in my dream i know i reely don't want it man but i gots to have it ya no? then i takes the dip man, an in my dream i say "shit that was stupid man! now i'm gonna get kicked outta my quit group man! how do you tell the quitters you suck at quittin? man maybe ole syndrome just flotes off in the vapers of the intertubes."
well then man i wakes up all swetty and stuff still thinkin i screwed the pooch on my quit. but then i sees the larm clock man an its like 2 am in the mornin man. hey its the middel of the nite man, an i no i din't by no dip cause i'm still werin my boxers man. but i checked all the usall hidin spaces just in case byut they was all emty man. so i woke up later to day 16 of the quit man more determind than every!
i also gotta say i'm trying to cut back on them atomic fire balls man. i tell you guys i ain't tasted nuthin in over 2 wweeks now cept that cimmonin.
so for all you guys what ain't had the dream don't you worry bout it man. stay strong man. its just another test from the bitch man.
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Good post Syndrome. I had my 3rd nic dream last night. I dreamed that I smoked some cigs and then was debating on whether that was caving or not and whether I needed to post roll as day 1. I decided I did and boy was I pissed off for blowing my quit. I was scared of feb group being pissed as well. I also woke up around 2am very grateful to realize it was just a dream and that I'm still at 30 days quit.
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man maybe ole syndrome just flotes off in the vapers of the intertubes."
I really like this phrase. I would like to just meld into the chair or couch or sidewalk. Your doing great. I freak on the dreams also and then get really excited when I realize that I am still in bed and their is no way I could have done that.
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so you gyuys its been a time since old syndrome had much to say man. i aint had no nic dream since turky day so thats cool. reely the quits goin perty good. i was lookin at what i should expect now. i'll say constipashun aint a problme, cause i eat my oatmeal every day and gets lots of extra fiber too. i get some headakes, but maybe thats on acount of i got a new pillow, or may be its not. theys usualy in the back of the head near the neck man. so any of you guys or gals what gets em can you tell old syndrome where you gets em? i ppreciate that. man one thing i do notise that is on the list is that i been crackin em off pretty good for a few weeks now. they aint the smelly kind, which is good, cause i dont wanna smell em all day. but they are the noisy kind and you no how it is when you try to pinch em off when your in church or somethin and dont want eberybody looking at you. its kinda cool at home cause i can play pull my finger wiht the kids, or blame the floor, or start a hunt for them barkin spiders.
so man i gots to tell you bout them atomic fire balls man. like i said afore i started to use them for the oral fixashun, and i was byin like 2 pounds a week at ole mr bulky's place. well man i'm still hooked, sept im down to like 4 or 5 fireballs a day insted of like 15 or 20. thats a good thing cause if i keeped up that pace man i was gonna be makin a couple a payments on my dentists boat man. but no what? if it wasnt for them fireballs, i dont no if i make it past 2 weeks on my quit man. did i say earlier i tried the mint stuff? i tried that and the clover stuff at diffrent times to quit, but it was just to easy to go from mint or clover back to the bitch man. so if your like me and tried to quit with that stuff an it dint work man may be this helps you to man. i aint had a pinch a nuthin between the cheek an gums for 38 days now an with the help of the almighty and my brothers an sisters here i aint never gonna have another.
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so you gyuys its been a time since old syndrome had much to say man. i aint had no nic dream since turky day so thats cool. reely the quits goin perty good. i was lookin at what i should expect now. i'll say constipashun aint a problme, cause i eat my oatmeal every day and gets lots of extra fiber too. i get some headakes, but maybe thats on acount of i got a new pillow, or may be its not. theys usualy in the back of the head near the neck man. so any of you guys or gals what gets em can you tell old syndrome where you gets em? i ppreciate that. man one thing i do notise that is on the list is that i been crackin em off pretty good for a few weeks now. they aint the smelly kind, which is good, cause i dont wanna smell em all day. but they are the noisy kind and you no how it is when you try to pinch em off when your in church or somethin and dont want eberybody looking at you. its kinda cool at home cause i can play pull my finger wiht the kids, or blame the floor, or start a hunt for them barkin spiders.
so man i gots to tell you bout them atomic fire balls man. like i said afore i started to use them for the oral fixashun, and i was byin like 2 pounds a week at ole mr bulky's place. well man i'm still hooked, sept im down to like 4 or 5 fireballs a day insted of like 15 or 20. thats a good thing cause if i keeped up that pace man i was gonna be makin a couple a payments on my dentists boat man. but no what? if it wasnt for them fireballs, i dont no if i make it past 2 weeks on my quit man. did i say earlier i tried the mint stuff? i tried that and the clover stuff at diffrent times to quit, but it was just to easy to go from mint or clover back to the bitch man. so if your like me and tried to quit with that stuff an it dint work man may be this helps you to man. i aint had a pinch a nuthin between the cheek an gums for 38 days now an with the help of the almighty and my brothers an sisters here i aint never gonna have another.
Hang in there man, do what ever you got to do to keep the shit out off your lip.
Don't worry about the dip dreams, I still get an occasional one but they're easier to blow off now.
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Hey you guys like i took an old Christmas song and changed it a bit for you. I hope you like it man.
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
just like when I was not so dumb
Where my teeth would glisten and I knew better
than to pack cope into my gum
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
like before long cut got me hooked
When my lips werenÂ’t bulging from shit packed in them
and I had pride in how I looked
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
with every day I keep my quit
With my all brothers and all my sisters,
pledged to keep each other off of it
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your pearly ones be white
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
with every Christmas card I see
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your Christmases be free
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*LOOT reaches over and resets the gaydar*
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hey man even tho this is quit support, if you wanna come out of the closet were here for you man. but i aint gonna be for you in that way man.
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Hey you guys like i took an old Christmas song and changed it a bit for you. I hope you like it man.
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
just like when I was not so dumb
Where my teeth would glisten and I knew better
than to pack cope into my gum
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
like before long cut got me hooked
When my lips werenÂ’t bulging from shit packed in them
and I had pride in how I looked
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
with every day I keep my quit
With my all brothers and all my sisters,
pledged to keep each other off of it
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your pearly ones be white
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
with every Christmas card I see
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your Christmases be free
I like your writing better the other way!
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Hey you guys like i took an old Christmas song and changed it a bit for you. I hope you like it man.
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
just like when I was not so dumb
Where my teeth would glisten and I knew better
than to pack cope into my gum
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
like before long cut got me hooked
When my lips werenÂ’t bulging from shit packed in them
and I had pride in how I looked
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
with every day I keep my quit
With my all brothers and all my sisters,
pledged to keep each other off of it
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
just like the ones I used to know
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your pearly ones be white
I'm dreaming of a free Christmas,
with every Christmas card I see
May your days be merry and bright,
and may all your Christmases be free
I like your writing better the other way!
Here is to another syde of Syndrome. Way to go.
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hey you guys. i gotta give some props to my fellow feb dude butchtn. cause you no butch man has his quit goin good when he can spend like 4 ours playin golf with a dude whats dippin and not cave. mosta the times we got it pretty easy man. to cave we gots to git offa our buts and go down to the kwiky mart and by somtehin to cave man. but man that butch man got tested got tested reel tuff man, and he past it to. man theres bin days were if i had someone around me with a tin a coope i migth a caved man. and man i hope them days are far behind me afore i get tested like that man. so like mad props to that butch dude.
hey no waht else man? my wife went to my dentist the other day man an told em i quit like i said i was gonna. well man they was all up set on a count of me usin them fireballs man. kin you beleve it? man i think them dentist people aint gonna be happy til we all die man so we aint screwin up our teeth man. i say screw that man. my fireballs may make yer next fookin boat payment man.
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hey you guys. i gotta give some props to my fellow feb dude butchtn. cause you no butch man has his quit goin good when he can spend like 4 ours playin golf with a dude whats dippin and not cave. mosta the times we got it pretty easy man. to cave we gots to git offa our buts and go down to the kwiky mart and by somtehin to cave man. but man that butch man got tested got tested reel tuff man, and he past it to. man theres bin days were if i had someone around me with a tin a coope i migth a caved man. and man i hope them days are far behind me afore i get tested like that man. so like mad props to that butch dude.
Very kind words sir....very kind.
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hey you guys how many people did yatell bout yer quit? i figgered i'd tell every body cause they'd shame me for cavin just like yall wood. so i gots a big quit grop at home and work to man. but man its them guys what still dip i was worryed bout but man its been good cause they aint tryin to get me to cave man. may be cause i told one guy if he ever offerd me a dip i'd kikc him in the nuts man. any ways you guys my latest stash of them atomic fire ball what i gots at mr bulky is just bout run out. and so my new years restitutiion is to quit usin fireballs too man. at leats not the 6 or 8 or 10 a day i been usin but may be a few a week aint too bad cause they aint killin me like that dip was man.
so you guys man i wanna give nother shoutout to one of my feb guys whos got the quit goin good. are bro HDFIREDAWG is over there in the middleeast man and who nos what kinda shit is goin on over htere but man its gotta be reel stressfull man and a guy what can quit in that situashun is one tuff muther man. so props to the Dawg man and heres hopin your quit will be a good long one man. 'Cheers'
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hey you guys how many people did yatell bout yer quit? i figgered i'd tell every body cause they'd shame me for cavin just like yall wood. so i gots a big quit grop at home and work to man. but man its them guys what still dip i was worryed bout but man its been good cause they aint tryin to get me to cave man. may be cause i told one guy if he ever offerd me a dip i'd kikc him in the nuts man. any ways you guys my latest stash of them atomic fire ball what i gots at mr bulky is just bout run out. and so my new years restitutiion is to quit usin fireballs too man. at leats not the 6 or 8 or 10 a day i been usin but may be a few a week aint too bad cause they aint killin me like that dip was man.
so you guys man i wanna give nother shoutout to one of my feb guys whos got the quit goin good. are bro HDFIREDAWG is over there in the middleeast man and who nos what kinda shit is goin on over htere but man its gotta be reel stressfull man and a guy what can quit in that situashun is one tuff muther man. so props to the Dawg man and heres hopin your quit will be a good long one man. 'Cheers'
I'll second that motion. You are one bad ass quitter my man.
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hey man this one aint bout quittin just a random observashun. are all weather dudes like fishermen or porn wannabes? cause yesterday man they were all like omg were gonna get 8 or 10 inches man look out! well man you no what? we dint even get like 2 inches man. i bet these gyus go out to the bars and tell the ladys hey babe i'm hung like a horse wehn they really got my little pony size peckers man. but you no what else man? i wish i was a wether dude cause i could like be a complete fcuk up every day and still have a job man. how cool is that?
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hey man this one aint bout quittin just a random observashun. are all weather dudes like fishermen or porn wannabes? cause yesterday man they were all like omg were gonna get 8 or 10 inches man look out! well man you no what? we dint even get like 2 inches man. i bet these gyus go out to the bars and tell the ladys hey babe i'm hung like a horse wehn they really got my little pony size peckers man. but you no what else man? i wish i was a wether dude cause i could like be a complete fcuk up every day and still have a job man. how cool is that?
I don't know, but I'd like to give that porn wannabe shit a try. But I don't think anyone would pay to see my chicken dick and flabby ass.
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hey man you guys i had an other dip dream last nite. but you no what? this time i didnt wake up sweatin man. i beat the bitch down in my dream. my lady says i was reel restless fer a time so that musta bin the same time.
any ways man in my dream i had a fresh can a cope but no idea where it came from man. next thing bout half the can in my lip. then i'm like shit man and tryin to spit it out. then it was like them angel and devil guys on the sholders but they were in my head man not on my sholders. it went kinda like this-
the angel guy says spit it out but you gotta tell them guys at ktc yer a fuckup and start at day 1 agin man.
then the devil dude says hey man if you gotta start agin you shood enjoy this one man.
angel dude wins and i spit it out right quick.
devil dude says hey man you only wnated one pinch man and you still got the rest of this can man.
angel dude says hey i dont remember byin this cope and man i'm to cheep to buy a hole can for just one pinch man.
devil dude says yeah but do you remember not byin it?
angel dude is startin to lose man. i bet this is where i'm thrashin in bed.
then the devil dude makes his mistake. he says hey man you just pissed away 70 days a quit. but man you proved you can go 70 so lets just enjoy the rest of this can.
angel guy says how many days did you say?
devil dude says 70 man.
angel guy says ha! i no i alerady posted 71 days quit over to ktc. so devil man you loze. git the fuck outa here.
and just like that the devil dude was gone from my head and i dint even wake up. man i just like had my brain figger all that out while i was sleepin. so hey you guys i must be pretty smart to beat the bitch in my sleep.
oh hey since i got on a roll man i wanna give some props to another of my feb guys. that ricko dude is like the class presadent of feb man. he's that guy whats alwasy gettin the rest organized man. plus he's like the cheerleeder ready to lend a pick me up to any one what down. man every month needs a ricko like guy. man some day i coud see him bein one of them mods cause i dont think hes goin any where once he hits the hall man,.
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hey you guys. i gotta tell you i am so pissed off at this serious-xm merger deal man. i have xm and man i was likin it. i lissen a lot to the hocky stuff but i also like the comedy and my music like fred and fungus man. well i tell ya serious gets in and all of a sudden fungus is gone. now i can't get no punk like the sex pistols and dead kennedys. that reely sucks big time. then they take my fred and call it first wave. and they add some jackass dj to it so now its the mr jackass show instead of all music. then the take the comedy stations and cut the play list down so much that i here the same shit all the time. man when it was just xm i could go weeks with out havin repeets.
ok and this is wat reely sucks on top of it. they use to have 20 trafic and wether stations but they cut back to 12 and combined some citys. ok some of um make cents. like putting orlando and tampa together or phily and boston. but man they put detroit with las vegas man. so when im goin to work at 630 in the mornin i gotta here vegas trafic at 330 in the mornin. who the fuck is drivin in vegas at 330 that needs trafic reports man? and then when its like 0 degrees in detroit i gotta here that its gonna be like 60 in vegas. man that sucks. i tell you what old syndrome is gonna go cancel his xm after the redwings season is over and when i do i'm gonna tell them serious-xm boys whats what.
oh yeah and i gotta order my ktc nife man cause tomorows day 90. man whod a thunk it?
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hey you guys. man i can hardly beleve its almost bin 100 days. man thats just crazy. so i'm gonna grab me some scotch to nite and right that big HOF speech man. but i'm gonna warn youi guys a little scotch and theexitement of the big day is gonna make me a little nuts so dont spect to see my hof speech lookin like my usually deep stuff cause the stile will be diffrnet for sure man. but don't worry cause by the week end i'll be back down to erth and my old self afore you no it. but if you get disapointed with my hof speech at least i wanred you.
hey i all ready orderred my hof nife last week so i hope that comes soon.
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hey you guys. man i can hardly beleve its almost bin 100 days. man thats just crazy. so i'm gonna grab me some scotch to nite and right that big HOF speech man. but i'm gonna warn youi guys a little scotch and theexitement of the big day is gonna make me a little nuts so dont spect to see my hof speech lookin like my usually deep stuff cause the stile will be diffrnet for sure man. but don't worry cause by the week end i'll be back down to erth and my old self afore you no it. but if you get disapointed with my hof speech at least i wanred you.
hey i all ready orderred my hof nife last week so i hope that comes soon.
Syndrome I am so looking forward to it. I like your style so I am sure it is going to be awesome for sure. Later
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hey man you guys. one thing i forgot to say in my hof speechifyin. how many a you guys still enjoyed dippin when you quit? cause man i no i dint. i dint reely like the taste no more. i dint get no buzz on. man all i did for the last years afore i quit was feed the adictshun man. simple as that.
hey man i feel like i turned some kinda corner tho. cause i was watchin the outlaw joezy wales over the week end man. and you no what? every time he spit man i was like that was gross man. man not onse did i wish i was doin that. but man i aint no dumy man. i no she's out there waitin for me to let my gard down so i aint gonna do it. aint gonna give her a chance.
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but man i aint no dumy man.
are you serious bro...you just fuckin with loot?
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hey man you guys hows it goin? so way back in my firts post in this thred i said sometimes i'd be postin stuff not relate dto quitin rite? so man i got a story. man are dryer broke down last week cause it was amost 20 years old man. and i told the oold lady it werent no use fixin it so lets get a new un. now the washin mashine broke down last year so she wants the matchin dryer an thats ok with me. but man we got a frunt loader washer and got a stand for it. so i gotta get the stand for the dryer to man. well no big deal cause if i miss the morgage that oboma dudes gonna help me out man. any ways i get done putin it in place and i gots to level it. now this is ware the stand is importent cause it dont make sents with just the dryer. i'm done levelin it out and just gotta titen up the nuts and i thoght i had the rench on good but man it sliped off and afore i coould stop i cranked my hand in to the sheet metal. man i tell you i split my thum wide open. there was blood every where. i meen i soked thru 2 band ades afore i got the job done. i told the old lady she couldnt off me for a couple a years cause i wach that csi and i no they can find that blood if they come lookin. well any way i went and got me some of them butter fly things to close it up with cause man you guys no they say you gotta keep them stiches dry. and man i cant be missin my swimmin work outs now. but man i aint had one of them tb shots to keep away the lock jaw in i dont no how long so may be i should get one. but then i read on the interwebs that it dont do no good after the fact any how. so man thats my story.
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hey man you guys hows it goin? so way back in my firts post in this thred i said sometimes i'd be postin stuff not relate dto quitin rite? so man i got a story. man are dryer broke down last week cause it was amost 20 years old man. and i told the oold lady it werent no use fixin it so lets get a new un. now the washin mashine broke down last year so she wants the matchin dryer an thats ok with me. but man we got a frunt loader washer and got a stand for it. so i gotta get the stand for the dryer to man. well no big deal cause if i miss the morgage that oboma dudes gonna help me out man. any ways i get done putin it in place and i gots to level it. now this is ware the stand is importent cause it dont make sents with just the dryer. i'm done levelin it out and just gotta titen up the nuts and i thoght i had the rench on good but man it sliped off and afore i coould stop i cranked my hand in to the sheet metal. man i tell you i split my thum wide open. there was blood every where. i meen i soked thru 2 band ades afore i got the job done. i told the old lady she couldnt off me for a couple a years cause i wach that csi and i no they can find that blood if they come lookin. well any way i went and got me some of them butter fly things to close it up with cause man you guys no they say you gotta keep them stiches dry. and man i cant be missin my swimmin work outs now. but man i aint had one of them tb shots to keep away the lock jaw in i dont no how long so may be i should get one. but then i read on the interwebs that it dont do no good after the fact any how. so man thats my story.
I would have passed out at the sight of blood. I can not stand blood. I hope all gets worked out and the dryer dries your swiming trunks just right.
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hey man you guys i gotta tell you somethin and i dint no wear else to put it man. man i was at the pool yestrday for my trainin when i saw somethin that made me sicker then pickin up a coke can and takin a big swig afore you reelize its your spit can man. i get out of the pool and theres this old woman. i mean like 70 old and man shes pastty wite and got extra rolls a skin so it looks like shes got 4 boobs man. but man that aint the sick part yet. man i'm waste deep in water and shes standin there in front of me in a thong bakini man and shes got bush hangin out both sides. man i almost herled in the pool rite there you guys. i had to swim to the other end afore i got out and walk back to get my towl. and man i was locked on the lifegard so i dint have to look at that shit again. thats the last time i bump my swim work out to the afternoon man.
so sorry if you just ate man i shooda warned you.
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hey man you guys i gotta tell you somethin and i dint no wear else to put it man. man i was at the pool yestrday for my trainin when i saw somethin that made me sicker then pickin up a coke can and takin a big swig afore you reelize its your spit can man. i get out of the pool and theres this old woman. i mean like 70 old and man shes pastty wite and got extra rolls a skin so it looks like shes got 4 boobs man. but man that aint the sick part yet. man i'm waste deep in water and shes standin there in front of me in a thong bakini man and shes got bush hangin out both sides. man i almost herled in the pool rite there you guys. i had to swim to the other end afore i got out and walk back to get my towl. and man i was locked on the lifegard so i dint have to look at that shit again. thats the last time i bump my swim work out to the afternoon man.
so sorry if you just ate man i shooda warned you.
That's sick, yet funny at the same time...4 Boobs... :lol:
Glad I'm on an empty stomach...a thong...that's WRONG!
Glad you didn't hurl.
MF
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hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.
this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured. now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.
now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.
any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.
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hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.
this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured. now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.
now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.
any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.
Syndrome bro-- you are right -- it ain't never over ! Today is 10 +1 and as I was heading out to the shop after breakfast I tapped my front right pocket to make sure I had my "tin". Had to laugh at how old habits creep in but it still shows one that I am a chew away from failing my quit...which is why I live to quit one day at a time.! thanks for the reminder of how we gotta battle this!
on another note about your old lady swimming partner..you sure she wasn't trolling for you? 'crackup' Grey hairs need loving too!
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you right ndrooster. i look in the console of my car everyday to see if my cope is there. i do it at least a couple of times a day. guess what- its not there- its gone. forever.
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hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.
this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured. now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.
now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.
any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.
Syndrome bro-- you are right -- it ain't never over ! Today is 10 +1 and as I was heading out to the shop after breakfast I tapped my front right pocket to make sure I had my "tin". Had to laugh at how old habits creep in but it still shows one that I am a chew away from failing my quit...which is why I live to quit one day at a time.! thanks for the reminder of how we gotta battle this!
on another note about your old lady swimming partner..you sure she wasn't trolling for you? 'crackup' Grey hairs need loving too!
Yo Rooster, I wrote a few days ago, how I did the 'ol tap on the way to the shitter here at work.
We are all sick in the head.
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hey man you guys got a couple a things to rite bout but i'm gonna save the kids ice show til the week end when i can rite more.
this here im ritin for the new guys and the new hof guys cause i dont want those guys thinkin its all over at 100 days and were all cured. now man i'm like around 150 days quit is all and i'm trainin a lot for a triathlon. that meens i run and bike a lot, and i got lots a time ware my mind can wander. and theres time when the bitch still gets in my head. 'you can just have one' she says. i say nope so she goes away for a few minits. then she's back with a nother plea. but i no i can fite it. i lerned to fite it here. and soon enuff i kick her to the curb agin.
now man she's tryin a new wayu to temped me. man after my mornin swims i go to a tim hortins whats in a gas stashun to get a bagle and coffee. now our obamama man has jacked taxes on tabacky, but get this man ustc has posters all round in the gas stashun with a new low price for cope. man they cut like $2 off the price of a can. wtih hier taxes. but man i aint gonna be tempeded by the lower price. waht it does is make me more determind and reely pissed to, cause it shows me they were hosin me on the price afore. so man i say fook you ustc! i aint byin. you fookers aint runnin my life no more.
any way i just wanna remind you guys it aint over at 100 days and it ain't all ways eazy. tghe guys whats bin here longer then me will prolly tell you the same thing.
Syndrome bro-- you are right -- it ain't never over ! Today is 10 +1 and as I was heading out to the shop after breakfast I tapped my front right pocket to make sure I had my "tin". Had to laugh at how old habits creep in but it still shows one that I am a chew away from failing my quit...which is why I live to quit one day at a time.! thanks for the reminder of how we gotta battle this!
on another note about your old lady swimming partner..you sure she wasn't trolling for you? 'crackup' Grey hairs need loving too!
Yo Rooster, I wrote a few days ago, how I did the 'ol tap on the way to the shitter here at work.
We are all sick in the head.
I hear you all. The best thing about dipping for me, I also stopped getting that second coffee in the day to have something to spit into! Not only am I saving money on no dip (Even though the effers dropped the price) but also saving on coffee! I also keep checking the console and my pocket for my tin... seems to be gone... that's the way I like it and my QUIT!!!
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Congrats on the 150. good to read your stories. I am a syndrome fan. Quit for sure.
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Hey man you guys. I still get to tappin from time to time to. Man i was doin that a lot in my first couple a months a quit. so man i'd load my tin pocket with them atomic fire balls and when i tapped i popped one in my mouth. so man them old habits die hard.
but why i came here to day was to nounse that since i first came here i hit 25 pounds droped. man i thout for shure i'd put on wait when i quit but then i saw that antrasite triathalon thread what big brother jack had goin. well i tell ya i ran a cupple a marathons but my feet get beet up so bad. and i got a pritty good rode bike so i thout this wood be a cool thing ta do. i been trainin like a mad man sinse just afore chrismis. well i tell you what man for eester i was werin sutes what i dint fit into for like the last 7 or 8 yeers. so man thanks big bro jack for inspirin my but to do more then just quit.
and man i still owe you guys a rite up from my kids skatin show. i'll get to it soon.
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so i promist you guys some stuff from my kids ice show what was a cupple a weeks ago. man its a lot a little kids and then some hi scool and middle scool kids mostly in big groops but some solos and groops a 2 or 3 to.
well man for me it started munths ago cause i was helpin bild props and stuff. this was my first yeer of doin that stuff and well there aint to mnay helpers. the show had a dizney theem so man we had this cassle waht was like 17 feet hi. and a bunch a painted 2d stuff just to stick on the ice. we bilt a reely cool pirite ship to. well man they did a hanna montana number and wanted a stage for may be 6 girls. so man we bilt a secshunal thing with 3 4x8 foot secshuns. well man that wasnt big enuff for the bossis so we bilt an other 2 secshuns. then they wanted a cat walk out the front. so we bilt that. then they started to use it for other things so we had to re-enforse it for more kids. so any ways theres 2 haffs of the show. the first haff gets the cassle and the second haff gets the stage. and they do 4 shows on the week end.
sinse i dont have skates i gotta find other work durin the show. well man they need spotlite guys and man i did some rock-n-roll spots back in the day so i can handel it. one a the spots is up on skaffolds and not to many guys want to go up there so i snap up that job reel quick like. but i gotta clime down between haffs to help move the cassle out and the stage in. now the stage i said was in secshuns, so we had to tie it to gether with some hevy duty zip ties. well one a the guys whose helpin works out a lot. and the certin is open wile we're puttin the stage to gether and he takes off his jackit to show off like. so man we're all like 'look whose takin us to the gun show' and stuff like that. but he takes it pritty good.
the shows go pritty good you guys. now my older girl shes a pritty good skater man cause shes doin dubble jumps and stuff. but she got put in a snow wite dress so she had to skale back to doin a axle-haff loop-flip combo in her number and man she nailed it every time man.
any way they warned me afore the show that every body what promist to help tare down after wood disapeer. so man that last show i dint work a spot lite. me and the gun show guy were rippin down props when they were used up. now the thing i for got to menshun was all the props go up in a loft on the other side a the bilding and for the most part we gotta lift um up there and down from there areselfs. so man when the lites come up for haff time we hurry up and bild the stage and move all the first haff stuff we tore down to the other side a the bilding so durin the second haff we can lift it up to the loft. after we get that up its back to tarin down props agin. we had to wait till the show was neer to over afore we cood tare down the cassle cause of ware it was ahind the certin. well just like they told me man all them helpers scatterd like cockroachis and man there were just six a us to tare down. man if we dint do all that stuff durin the show we wooda bin there all nite man.
but you no what? i'm gonna do it agin next yeer man. and the yeer after that. and keep it up so long as my kids are skatin.
so man you guys thats my story from the ice shows. not much funny stuff but man i gotta say theres a lot a ice shows in are area but man we put on prolly the best a the bunch.
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so man this is onkly kinda related to my quit cause if i dint find this site i prolly woodn't be doin this triathalon thing. but man this happind to weeks in a row now. most a the time i'm doin my runnin work outs at nite cause i swim in the mornin. well man last fryday and agin this mornin i did mornin runs. well i'm a regular mornin shitter like between 6 and 7. well man last fryday i went out to run in the resadentshul areas in town and over to alanberg whats another burb rite next to mine. now bout 3 miles in i gots to crap reel bad. well i'm in luck cause its only a cupple a bloxks to my church and i no one door is all ways open. and lucky me i make it in time and fill the crapper ammedeately.
now this mornin i get a little smarter cause i hop on the stool afore goin for my run. well i power push anuff to get some shit in the bull. so man i take off to runnin and this time i'm heddin out to riverville whats another neer by burb. i'm on the big streets but its only like 6-30 in the a.m. so nothin much is open. well man i get to bout 13th street as im headin to river road thats what comes after 1st street. anyway bout 13th street i reelize im gonna hafta crap more. now i no theres a gas stayshun down at river road so i aint all that worryed. until i get there. and you no what? they got a sine sayin 'no publick rest rooms'. now im in a shit load a trouble cause nothin is gonna be open til bout a mile down river road at the micky d's place. man that mile is ageny cause my ass cheeks are pinch shut titer then i dont no what. man when i hit old micky d's place i got into the crapper and my ass just asploded. i tell you guys waht its a good thing they had them industreal strength cammodes with the power flush man cause that bull was full and man i woodn't wanted to deel with that if it dint flush all down.
man i got 7 weeks to figger out how to change my crapper skedule or man this triathalon thing may just kill me.
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so man this is onkly kinda related to my quit cause if i dint find this site i prolly woodn't be doin this triathalon thing. but man this happind to weeks in a row now. most a the time i'm doin my runnin work outs at nite cause i swim in the mornin. well man last fryday and agin this mornin i did mornin runs. well i'm a regular mornin shitter like between 6 and 7. well man last fryday i went out to run in the resadentshul areas in town and over to alanberg whats another burb rite next to mine. now bout 3 miles in i gots to crap reel bad. well i'm in luck cause its only a cupple a bloxks to my church and i no one door is all ways open. and lucky me i make it in time and fill the crapper ammedeately.
now this mornin i get a little smarter cause i hop on the stool afore goin for my run. well i power push anuff to get some shit in the bull. so man i take off to runnin and this time i'm heddin out to riverville whats another neer by burb. i'm on the big streets but its only like 6-30 in the a.m. so nothin much is open. well man i get to bout 13th street as im headin to river road thats what comes after 1st street. anyway bout 13th street i reelize im gonna hafta crap more. now i no theres a gas stayshun down at river road so i aint all that worryed. until i get there. and you no what? they got a sine sayin 'no publick rest rooms'. now im in a shit load a trouble cause nothin is gonna be open til bout a mile down river road at the micky d's place. man that mile is ageny cause my ass cheeks are pinch shut titer then i dont no what. man when i hit old micky d's place i got into the crapper and my ass just asploded. i tell you guys waht its a good thing they had them industreal strength cammodes with the power flush man cause that bull was full and man i woodn't wanted to deel with that if it dint flush all down.
man i got 7 weeks to figger out how to change my crapper skedule or man this triathalon thing may just kill me.
Thanks for makeing me smile on Monday. :)
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Same "shit" has happened to me on several morning runs, only on my routes, there was nowhere to stop. The first time, I was lucky enough to have some woods to crap in, and leaves to whipe. The next two times, I was on top of a river levee, no tree or building within sight. I went about half way down the river side of the levee and dropped trough, hoping some tug wouldn't go by and put it's spot light on me. Then walked home trying not to smudge much, cause I had nothing to wipe with.
Keep trying to get your battle dump in prior to running. Your body will soon adjust to the new routine.
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so man this is onkly kinda related to my quit cause if i dint find this site i prolly woodn't be doin this triathalon thing. but man this happind to weeks in a row now. most a the time i'm doin my runnin work outs at nite cause i swim in the mornin. well man last fryday and agin this mornin i did mornin runs. well i'm a regular mornin shitter like between 6 and 7. well man last fryday i went out to run in the resadentshul areas in town and over to alanberg whats another burb rite next to mine. now bout 3 miles in i gots to crap reel bad. well i'm in luck cause its only a cupple a bloxks to my church and i no one door is all ways open. and lucky me i make it in time and fill the crapper ammedeately.
now this mornin i get a little smarter cause i hop on the stool afore goin for my run. well i power push anuff to get some shit in the bull. so man i take off to runnin and this time i'm heddin out to riverville whats another neer by burb. i'm on the big streets but its only like 6-30 in the a.m. so nothin much is open. well man i get to bout 13th street as im headin to river road thats what comes after 1st street. anyway bout 13th street i reelize im gonna hafta crap more. now i no theres a gas stayshun down at river road so i aint all that worryed. until i get there. and you no what? they got a sine sayin 'no publick rest rooms'. now im in a shit load a trouble cause nothin is gonna be open til bout a mile down river road at the micky d's place. man that mile is ageny cause my ass cheeks are pinch shut titer then i dont no what. man when i hit old micky d's place i got into the crapper and my ass just asploded. i tell you guys waht its a good thing they had them industreal strength cammodes with the power flush man cause that bull was full and man i woodn't wanted to deel with that if it dint flush all down.
man i got 7 weeks to figger out how to change my crapper skedule or man this triathalon thing may just kill me.
few yeers back, I'ze at a diner for big egg and bakin breckfest got the craps real bad. I run to the bathroom and theyrs too crapper stahls. I no there's a bidness man in one 'cus I can see his pinstripe wul suit trowsers around his ankels---which was in some reel nice wingtip shoes.
Anyways, I goes to the uther crapper, which is unfortoonitly filled with them little, wormey-like turds, and man I mean FILLED. well, i just caint wait no more man, so i says a prayer and flushes the wormey-filled crapper, only they don't go down man, they go UP. they go outta the top of the crapper and start spreddin out across the tile floor. man that's when i notice the floor drain underneath that bidnessman's nice shoes an the hole floor is sloped to send evrything into that drain man.
so now we got 'march of the killer wormey turds' under the stall, attackin that poor fellers nice wuhl pants and wingtips, and i still got a ass full 'o shit man. so all's i can say is "sorry" and hightail it outta there man.
so thats my pooper story rite theyre man told in my best syndrome acksent man an its a tru story to man
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hey man you guys i dint no wear to put this so this is wear i put stuff i dont no wear it gos. any way i had this guy at the offis bring in some mountin dew throw back stuff today. i gess theres pepsy throw back out there to. but any way the pepsy guys are makin these throw back drinks with suger insted of that corn sirup stuff. and man i gotta say i like it. but there only makin it for like 2 months. well i'm gonna stock up on it wen i find it then like send um letters tellin um to keep makin it. cause man i dont like that corn sirup stuff and now i just drink the coffy. cause you no what uou guys? i think all that corn sirup is part a why we're all gettin fatterer as a country. and fook the corn loby and the suger loby what keeps the inported suger so spensive.
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hey man you guys i see ware chewy says we got a blog thing goin so i was thinkin i cood do a blog but may be i mite need some ideas for what to rite bout. now i still aspeckt to update this here thred cause i no its got some rite yousful informashun for the new guys. and i no some older gusy still chec kit out when may be they need a bit of a pick me up.
so any way you guys if you have stuff you wanna reed bout in my blog sted of over here let me no. but firts i gotta get the go ahed from chewy man. so stay tooned an look for me to blog.
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hey man you guys. i just wanna let you all no that i dissided not to do the blog cause that wood be more work. so what i dissided to do was takl my bruther into doin a blog entery evry wonse in a wile. so man you dont have to go to the blog page to reed my ritin cause it will all be rite here.
but heres the thing man. if you got grate ideas for the blog you can still send um to me cause my bruther isnt reely rejisterd here cause he dint hafta be a quitterer cause he never started.
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hey man you guys i gotta tell you bout my trip to the dentist man. but first let me tell all the new quitterers what don't no bout my thred. you new guys shood reed this thred cause theres som ereely good stuff in it. sept wear that loot guy posted cause i think he likes men. any how you can may be lern how i delt with stuff in my quit.
you guys i finely went to the dentist for the first time since my quit. now man i wish the higenist was hotter but at leest the reel cranky no-it-all won quit. i did not like her at all man. but any way this higenist nos i was a dipper and you remember my wife spoilt the suprize that i was quit. any ways she goes in for her inspecshun and makes a reel point to say she sees i'm quit. then she says she sees i aint stpoped chewin complete like cause i'm chewin on my tonge. she says its full a calusis so may be i shood get some gum or somethin. well man may be i'll get a nuther stash a atomic fire balls cause they workt afore.
hey man i tell you what eles. man that game 7 atween the wings and ducks was a tester man. cause i prolly wood a gone threw a hole can durring the game if i wasnt quit. so man a nuther trigger is down. next up is my out door socker seesin what starts the wedsday after my tri.
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hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.
so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys. well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you. well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin. well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin. well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.
well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit. then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.
ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep. well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.
out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade. and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind. not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick. well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.
i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours. i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.
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hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.
so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys. well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you. well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin. well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin. well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.
well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit. then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.
ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep. well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.
out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade. and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind. not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick. well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.
i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours. i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.
effin outstanding man ! 'moto' 'clap' 'Cheers'
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hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.
so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys. well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you. well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin. well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin. well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.
well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit. then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.
ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep. well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.
out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade. and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind. not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick. well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.
i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours. i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.
effin outstanding man ! 'moto' 'clap' 'Cheers'
1/2 iron. check. 'Popcorn' 'Cheers'
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hey man you guys if you din't no i did a haff iren man triathalon today. so rather then just share it with the sickos what post in that thred i dissided to share it with all a ya.
so man the larm gose off at 5 just like i planed and i hed to micky d's for some hot cakes for energys. well man the first thing i see is litenin. man i busted my but trainin for this it better not get stromed out i tell you. well after eetin my cakes i gotta finish loadin the car and got pert neer everythin. well by this time the storms in full forse comin outta the sowth west like they useually do. well the racin is bout 25 miles south a heer so i start hopin. well woodn't you no it. bout 15 miles down the road it' sbone dry and the suns a risin.
well i get to the race bout a hour afore it starts but you no waht? remember i said i had pert neer everythin? well i forgot my bike helmit and man they don't let no body race with uot a helmit. and man i'm pressin a hour to go back to home. well lucky me theres a bike shop there and i can shell out $40 bucks for a new helmit. then you no what? it starts to storm. but the guy at the mike says don't wrory cause its gonna blow over in 15 minits. but that meens we start like a haff hour late.
ok so we get reddy to start and you no what? that storm what went over are heds is now kickin up waves like 4 footers on the lake cause its onloly 5 or 6 feet deep. well man i bin in the pool a lot so the swimmin don't bother me. only gess what? i lerned that i cant swim in a strate line with out a line at the bottom. so man my 1.2 miles swim was like closer to 1.6 miles with all taht zigzagin i was doin. but man i still got out in 46 minits wahts a pritty good time. then its on to tranzishun ware i take almost 10 minits cause im kinda beet.
out on the bike corse its like a lolypop cause it goes out then round a sirkel 3 times an back. only the stick is kinda like a saw blade. and its 56 miles to. well man i start cruzin rite good but i no i gotta save some enrgy to run later. well i was goin good cause the wind was at my behind. not much to say bout the bike but man i saw won guy bite it good. he was bout 100 yards afront a me anserin natshurs call from his bike when he drifted off the rode and tryed to corect out went his weels man. sereus rode rash there! well it was good cause it was neer a ade stashun. but man i dont no if he finisht or not. any way like i says i had a tale wind goin out the lolypop man and you no what that meens. hed wind for the last 10 miles. it sucked. it sucked big donky dick. well i fininisht in 3 ours and 11 minits whats bout 1 minits faster than i thot goin in. well by this time im beet to hell. agin its bout 6 minits in tranzishun.
i start runnin an my legs just go all nansy raygun on me an just say no. and now the suns comin out and its hot and humid from the rain. well i got no gas in the tank aside from the 8 gells i alredy sucked down. thats bout 800 calerys man. well my calery couneter says i burnt bout 5500 to day. any way im forsed to walk-run for 13 miles and it takes me bout to and a haff ours. i dont no how they all added up to six ours and 50 minits but thats what it was. now im goin to bed and i aint gion to work tomorow.
effin outstanding man ! 'moto' 'clap' 'Cheers'
1/2 iron. check. 'Popcorn' 'Cheers'
I still don't get your deal....
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hey man some a you new guys are comin up on your firts holiday dip free. so make your plans now. man wee bin thru it to so reed lots a stuff here - like all the pages in my intro here. reed some hof stuff to. my bruther rote myne for me.
but man thats not why i'm ritin to dya. i tell you guys my hof is like over a hunnert days ahind me, and you no what? man the last to nites i bin havin dip dreems agin. man one was bad anuff that i thot i caved. man even when i woke up it feelt like i had the shit in my mouth. which a corse wood be false cause i'm smart anuff to not by the shit any more. so what im tellin you guys who mite not beleeve it yet is this - nic is a nasty bitch and it dont matter how many days you go she still wants you back. your an addickt and i'm an addickt and every day the fite goes on. you dont beleeve it and you mite just end up in the hall a shame and thats the trueth.
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hey man some a you new guys are comin up on your firts holiday dip free. so make your plans now. man wee bin thru it to so reed lots a stuff here - like all the pages in my intro here. reed some hof stuff to. my bruther rote myne for me.
but man thats not why i'm ritin to dya. i tell you guys my hof is like over a hunnert days ahind me, and you no what? man the last to nites i bin havin dip dreems agin. man one was bad anuff that i thot i caved. man even when i woke up it feelt like i had the shit in my mouth. which a corse wood be false cause i'm smart anuff to not by the shit any more. so what im tellin you guys who mite not beleeve it yet is this - nic is a nasty bitch and it dont matter how many days you go she still wants you back. your an addickt and i'm an addickt and every day the fite goes on. you dont beleeve it and you mite just end up in the hall a shame and thats the trueth.
that's the truth brother drome. Got a tough funk going on right now .... 120 plus days into the quit. I'm with you. Too smart to cave.
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hay man you guys i got a story i'm gonna rite reel soon and i wanted a find my thred so i just bumped it up sows i cood find it eezy like. so man wile your waitin if you aint red my thred you can start.
i thnik i'm gonna get my bruther to ehlp me rite a first annuversry of my hof later this munth.
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hay man yiou guys i gotta tell you bout a fitin sity hall story. theres these guy i swim with in the mornins. well bobs reely got the fite with sity hall and dave is a corprit loyer whose helpin bob pro boner. they bin swimmin to gether for bout 40 some years now and they both live over to riverside. well man they got this mayer over there what thinks hes king or sumthin cause he keeps gettin relected. reely its cause the mayers job pays like a hundert bucks a munth and no body runs aginst him. king mayer and the fire cheef are buddys what wanna have kids to gether or somethin to.
so any ways this story starts a cupple a yeers back when the mayer closes the ally by bobs house. well man whne they close the ally the fire cheef says they gotta move a hiderent from the ally over to the eezmint in front a bobs house. i gotta tell you that riverside is a old 1950s subberb so man all the houses are reel close to gether and they only gots one car garages and reel short drive ways. movin that hiderent in front a bobs meens he cant park on the street no more. so he asks um to move it to the corner sos he can park. man they dont wanna work with him on it. well bob says "fuck it the allys closed so i can park there." but then king mayer says "no you cant cause its a street." bob says "if its a fuckin street then leeve the hiderent there." well he dont get any ware with king mayer so he gos to sity counsul what pissis off king mayer more. finely the disside it aint a street so they block it off and bob cant park there any way. they got a law in riverside what says you cant keep your trash cans out ware you can see um from the street. well like i sayd bobs got a 1 car garage and its pritty crouded in there so he dissides to keep the cans out back ware you can see um from the ally. but man the allys closed so you cant see um from a street. but king mayer heÂ’s a dick and he has the cops site bob for it. now thats the histry betwene bob and king mayer.
so last yeer bob gets tired a lookin at the hiderent and dissides to put up a hege row sos he dont hafta look at it no more. well the fire cheef what wants to have kids with king mayer dissides to get pissy and says the hege has gotta go. bob says "no fuckin way." and a hole new pissin mach follows. it ends with the cops comin out to site him agin. bob starts talkin to dave bout it and well dave donÂ’t like king mayer 1 bit so he says lets fite it. wow man i gotta tell you bout loyer dayve. man that guy is the kind a guy what just dont like to loose. even when hes dog tired in the pool he wont let no body beet him. well loyer dave asks for a jurry trail man. thne he files a foya request for all the siteashuns they gave out for blockin fire hiderents ever. terns out there are only 5 more. next man they go out and take pickshurs of all the hiderents around riverside with speshul care to get ones what have like skool crossin sines blockin acksess to the hiderents. there blowin those up reel big for the trial.
the trials next munth and if i can take the day off a work im gonna.
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I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot
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I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot
Syndrome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuSO59 ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuSO59OdM&feature=related)
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I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot
Yep, I agree, the sh*t ain't funny any more. It takes intelligence to misspell that much so I'm pretty sure the ability to do it correctly exists also. It's like listening to somebody try to talk all street 'hood ganster style when you know they can speak properly.
Just painful, ya know?
Not trying to pick on you syndrome, I am just really interested in what you have to say (and appreciate the story of fighting city hall) and would rather not have to decode the obfuscation to receive your insights.
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syndrome, I'm interested in how the trial turns out. keep me posted!
Sounds to me like Dave the Lawyer is a bulldog and will have a pretty good case against the city........ Tell your friend bob good luck!
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I only lasted until the first half of the second paragraph and now....mi ayes ake an mi brane nawt undurstadin wut dahell ur tawkin bot
Syndrome
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuSO59 ... re=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3wuSO59OdM&feature=related)
Syndrome's House??? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tqxzWdKKu8)
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Hay man you guys I got a couple a up dates. First I got me a spell checker so all you fucking whiners can reed better.
But more important like Dave the lawyer got sited by the city for not shoving his side walk. He had the bronchitis so he couldnÂ’t do it but man I donÂ’t think they gave him 24 ours nether.
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Hay man you guys I got a couple a up dates. First I got me a spell checker so all you fucking whiners can reed better.
But more important like Dave the lawyer got sited by the city for not shoving his side walk. He had the bronchitis so he couldnÂ’t do it but man I donÂ’t think they gave him 24 ours nether.
Me undestans wat yer riting cuz i we in the saim qwit gwoou\p. eveyrew boide fuk off. sysndrom my bro.
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Hay man you guys I got a couple a up dates. First I got me a spell checker so all you fucking whiners can reed better.
But more important like Dave the lawyer got sited by the city for not shoving his side walk. He had the bronchitis so he couldnÂ’t do it but man I donÂ’t think they gave him 24 ours nether.
Me undestans wat yer riting cuz i we in the saim qwit gwoou\p. eveyrew boide fuk off. sysndrom my bro.
man ah indurstude al of thet talkin. Whey is it thet the onla persin hear that ih understod is syndrome. He mekes since to meh. Everione else must b from fancypantse new yourk cite
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Syndrome,
So Im driven down the highway headed to work this morning and of all the stupid things in the world to think about . I start wondering about Syndromes friends Bob and Dave amd the big city hall battle. For five minutes I tried to think of how Bob coulda handled that hydrant and alley and all the other crap. Then I wondered for a bit about what kind of dip shit judge that other guy must be . I actually started gettin pissed.
Then I came back to earth and wondered what in the hell had happened to my brain, could be thinking about Hottie roll call, or the olympics or friggin anything, but no my broken melon wants to think bout "bob's big fite wth sity hall"
I think sydrome brainwashed me, BUT DAMMIT SYDROME I WANT AN UPDATE. Are BOB and DAVE married now? did the judge get benched? what happened to the alley? The fire hydrant? I GOTTA KNOW. and I really wanna see if you can make your spell checker burst into flames trying to decipher your typing.
sM
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Ok man i no you guys are itchin to here whats goin on. First i gotta poligize for not havin my spell checker to day.
So the hering was wensday morinin but man the judge is gonna take 3 weeks to make his rulin. so any ways i was talkin at are wensday mornig swim with Bob and Dave. Well man Dave aspected the city turny to drop the case once he sees Bobs got a turny. Good news for us tho cause he dint or the story wood be over right now.
Well man it was like a reel trial and loyer Dave was basicly settin out to show the ordanince was not cleer. So he get the city ordanince offiser on the stand and i dont no his nambe but lets call him Dick. Ok man for the arguein I'll rite it kinda like a play. I got it secind hand so its not reel quotes but its close anuff.
Dan: Dick can you show the cort ware in the ordaninces it tells you what a obstruction is.
Dick: I'm not sure but may be its in the zonin code.
Dan: did you site him under the zonin code?
Dick: Nope.
Dan: Then we aint talkin bout the zonin code. Did you look thru the ordaninces wile you were gettin reddy for this case?
Dick: Yep.
Dan: But you dint find it?
Dick: Nope
Dan: Now how's Bob apposed to no what obstruction means?
Dick: I looked in a dickshunary.
Dan: What did you find?
Dick: Its not reel cleer.
notice how Dick just made part a Dans case for him. now at this point Dick changes his arguement
Dick: But we were worryed that he was going to bild a bigger obstruction if he wasnt stopped.
Dan: so reely what your sayin is that rite now it aint reely a obstruction but your thinkin he mite bild a bigger one if you dint stop him now?
Dick: Yep
Dan: so you sited him for not brakin the law cause he mite later? why not site me for speedin now cause i mite later?
Dick: Uh...
now Dicks gotta change his arguement agin
Dick: Hay man its city property so hes gotta do waht we say!
Dan: did yiou look at the deeds for the sub davision?
Dick: Yep
Dan: and whats it say?
Dick: They gave the streets to the city.
Dan: Nope. Your wrong. The granters of the deed sayed they were makin the street availabel to the city for public use. but if its all bull dozed down evrything goes back to the granters.
Dan gets a little dig at Dick here
Dan: now your honer sir we no the city has some intrist in the eesments. like its in both the city and the owners intrist for sidewalks to be clear. I no cause this man (Dick) sited me for not shovein after the snow fall. (some body sayed Dick was smilein and noddin as he sayed this) I cood ask how many other peeple he sited for the same thing but that aint the point here. we got more then one point.
one - the city cant bully peeple in to payin fines with out do prosess like what Dick does
to - the ordanince doesn't cleerly difine obstruction and
three - the city aint got the rite to site peeple for what they mite do.
Well man the judge he looked at the city turny and sayed he'll rule in 3 weeks but his rulin wood be based on the condition of thing when Dick rote the tickit not what it mite or mite not look like in 3 yeers.
Now I think it looks pritty good for Bob. But Dave says some times judges side with the city cause they usully under stand the code better. Even with that he thinks they got a winner.
So man when the judge rules i'll up date things.
Sorry agin bout the spell checker.
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hay man I got my spell checker going to day!!!!1! any ways no new news from the fight with city hall. I want to tell you about this business school what was running radio adds saying you were going to be working 97,000 days. man that seems like allot so i got out my calculator. man if you work 300 days a year that means you got to work over 320 years! serious who wants to go to a business collage that aint good at the math? they kind a fixed it now. now they only want you to work 11,000 days. still man if you work 5 days a week thats 260 days a year so man throw in 10 holidays and vacations and sick days and call it 250 you still got to work 44 years! Man if I'm going to business collage its so I can retire early.
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hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.
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hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.
Damn, I gtot to admit Ive been pretty hooked on this story as well.
Heel thu rug bern sos you can gets bak to swimin and stufs
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hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.
Damn, I gtot to admit Ive been pretty hooked on this story as well.
Heel thu rug bern sos you can gets bak to swimin and stufs
Who doesn't love Syndrome?
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hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.
Damn, I gtot to admit Ive been pretty hooked on this story as well.
Heel thu rug bern sos you can gets bak to swimin and stufs
Who doesn't love Syndrome?
MMM. Someday I'll have to tell the story of my fight with a city over about 8 different "abandoned vehicle" tickets on my shiny, clean almost brand new F250 that I parked legally on the street in front of my own horkin house, literally on my property line... 'blowup'
Sooo glad that was a while back and not during the suck. It almost got violent as it was...
Interesting stuff syndrome.
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ok you guys i talked to bob this mornin at the pool. man he says it was a grate day in cort for the littel guy!
first of the judge man told the city that the berm bob bilt wasn't no obstruckshun and threw out that arguement then it got good.
now man when i was growin up we called that strip a grass atween the road and side walk the devil strip some fokes call it the tree lawn but man what ever you call it the city was clamin that they cood tell bob what to do on it. well the judge man told the city that they had 40 years a lettin peeple do what ever they want in the devil strip plantin trees and what not so they reely cant all a sudden disside that they were takin control. they set the pressidents by not hasslin no body else so they gotta live with it. now get out and leave bob the hell a lone!
man so theres hope in this country cause some times the corts get it rite!
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hay man you guys you no what today - may 21 is? no its not some big anaversry for me. its nashunal ride your bike to work day. and you no what? i did. but that ain't all that importint. i can't ride in my work close can i? so i had a find a bag or back pack or somethin to cary may work close in. so man i pack up my wallit, close, some b.o.-derint and a wahs cloth so's i don't stink all day. well man i get in to work and start gettin drest and as i'm unpakin the back i see a old tin a pouchis. now man i din't reely use pouchis and i take a closser look and there mint pouchis form that origin mint snuff compny. well man when i came in to here i did my quit with them tomic fire bals and not fake stuff. so man i don't even no how old this shit is cause it has to be from a faild quit. i'm gessin there like 3 yeers old. they may even be still good. i dont want a no. i aint gonna use um cause man that's just a step closser to cavin for me. may be i shood drop um in a water bottel and make mint tee. man its amazin how long some stashis of shit stay hiddin.
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hay man you guys i gotta tell you bout this weerd dream what i had last nite.
now man some a you guys dont no it but i'm doin a triathalon here in just over a week. well last year i did it to. and i took reel good care to pack all my geer up the nite afore the race. essept you no what? i forgot a pack my bike helmit. and man they dont let you race with no helmit. so i had a by one from the seller down there at the race.
well man in my dream i'm all reddy to start the race by the lake warin my wet suit. and some chick i dont evin no comes up to me and asks if i rememberd my bike helmit this yeer. oh shit man i forgot my helmit agin!!! well man i did it better this yeer cause not only did i forgot my helmit. i forgot my bikin shoos, my bikin shorts, my runnin shorts and i brot no shirts at alll! well i by a helmit agin. but the shoos are a problum cause i got itty bitty pedels on my bike. and i got a run and bike in my swim suit. and finely i got a use duck tape to keep my race number on me.
man fortshunally i woke up afore they had a rip the duck tape off a me.
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hay man you guys i gotta tell you bout this weerd dream what i had last nite.
now man some a you guys dont no it but i'm doin a triathalon here in just over a week. well last year i did it to. and i took reel good care to pack all my geer up the nite afore the race. essept you no what? i forgot a pack my bike helmit. and man they dont let you race with no helmit. so i had a by one from the seller down there at the race.
well man in my dream i'm all reddy to start the race by the lake warin my wet suit. and some chick i dont evin no comes up to me and asks if i rememberd my bike helmit this yeer. oh shit man i forgot my helmit agin!!! well man i did it better this yeer cause not only did i forgot my helmit. i forgot my bikin shoos, my bikin shorts, my runnin shorts and i brot no shirts at alll! well i by a helmit agin. but the shoos are a problum cause i got itty bitty pedels on my bike. and i got a run and bike in my swim suit. and finely i got a use duck tape to keep my race number on me.
man fortshunally i woke up afore they had a rip the duck tape off a me.
Perchance, did you train for these races without a bike helmet? And suffer a few cataclysmic falls? If so, that explains your mastery of spelling...and your love of the Red Wings.
'na na'
:lol:
(P.S. Good luck in the race!)
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OK you guys I busted out my spell checkers for this here race summary from June 6, 2010. But afore I get to the race I got to explain the back ground.
June 5. I wake up like any other day. Soon I got to crap. 10 minutes later I got to crap some mores. Another 20 minutes later I’m crapping again. You see ware I’m going? 6 times afore noon I crept. Man I was totally afeard to eat any thing cause it wood make me crap again. So man all I had was protean shakes all day. Well man I get to bed reel nice and early now. But I’m watching a DVD a that alias show. I tell you that Jennifer garner is hot man! Any ways I doze off round 10 witch is way earlier than last year cause the wings and penguins were playing last year and I was so jacked up after that I dint get to sleep till way late. Bout 11 I here the Mrs. come in saying “what should we do?” and I’m like “Huh? What?” she tells me there’s tornado warnings out and she’s got the whether guy on the TV showing storms cross the hole state. Reel big time storms to. So in the interest of getting some sleep we decide to get the kids and camp out in the basements. Well man the TV guy says there’s lots a wind and lots a folks losing power but by 3 it otter pass by. Well man now I’m fared were going to lose the power and I wont wake up for my race. So a course I cant sleep for shit.
June 6. bout 4:30 I crawl out a bed and head to the race. Well man over night the storm bowled over trees on the running coarse. So man they got to change that up. And the balloons they use to mark the swim coarse are half gone. And this is even more fooked up – the beech is like 50 feet longer than it use to be and them little white and orange things what mark the usual swim area are in nee deep water. So man they got a reset the swim coarse to. But the good news is man the sheriff says that the bike coarse is ok. All the tents they had up bowled away to. Who no’s may be there in the lake now. Plus the transition area all the fences got bowled away to. And they cant set new ones up cause the winds still like 20 or 25 mph.
Any ways we start half a hour late on a count a all this. Now this year the wind switched directions so the lake is like glass but for some reason I start getting cramps in my calfÂ’s in the swim. Well with the beech moved I can stand and stretch it from time to time but it costs me may be 5 minutes. I decided afore the race that I was going to go bike shorts the hole way with some under armor stuff underneath. So man my transitions way faster this time. On the bike and into the wind. Last year I finished into the wind this year started that way. There were points where I was busting my ass to make 10 mph. So man at the end when I had the wind I just dint feel like going as hard as I could. Bout half way thru the bike part it started raining to. So to recap: 20 mph winds, rain, and bout 62 degrees. It sucked. I think I was behind last years pace at transition 2 but I saved time again by not having to change much. Now remember what I said bout calve cramps? Well they came back big time in the run. But I still managed to cut time off a my run from last year and 8 minutes off the over all time. But man I ainÂ’t happy at all bout that time. So IÂ’m hopping its better when I do the next one witch should be the whirl pool one.
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Arent you that that guy from The Incredibles?
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OK you guys I busted out my spell checkers for this here race summary from June 6, 2010. But afore I get to the race I got to explain the back ground.
June 5. I wake up like any other day. Soon I got to crap. 10 minutes later I got to crap some mores. Another 20 minutes later I’m crapping again. You see ware I’m going? 6 times afore noon I crept. Man I was totally afeard to eat any thing cause it wood make me crap again. So man all I had was protean shakes all day. Well man I get to bed reel nice and early now. But I’m watching a DVD a that alias show. I tell you that Jennifer garner is hot man! Any ways I doze off round 10 witch is way earlier than last year cause the wings and penguins were playing last year and I was so jacked up after that I dint get to sleep till way late. Bout 11 I here the Mrs. come in saying “what should we do?” and I’m like “Huh? What?” she tells me there’s tornado warnings out and she’s got the whether guy on the TV showing storms cross the hole state. Reel big time storms to. So in the interest of getting some sleep we decide to get the kids and camp out in the basements. Well man the TV guy says there’s lots a wind and lots a folks losing power but by 3 it otter pass by. Well man now I’m fared were going to lose the power and I wont wake up for my race. So a course I cant sleep for shit.
June 6. bout 4:30 I crawl out a bed and head to the race. Well man over night the storm bowled over trees on the running coarse. So man they got to change that up. And the balloons they use to mark the swim coarse are half gone. And this is even more fooked up – the beech is like 50 feet longer than it use to be and them little white and orange things what mark the usual swim area are in nee deep water. So man they got a reset the swim coarse to. But the good news is man the sheriff says that the bike coarse is ok. All the tents they had up bowled away to. Who no’s may be there in the lake now. Plus the transition area all the fences got bowled away to. And they cant set new ones up cause the winds still like 20 or 25 mph.
Any ways we start half a hour late on a count a all this. Now this year the wind switched directions so the lake is like glass but for some reason I start getting cramps in my calfÂ’s in the swim. Well with the beech moved I can stand and stretch it from time to time but it costs me may be 5 minutes. I decided afore the race that I was going to go bike shorts the hole way with some under armor stuff underneath. So man my transitions way faster this time. On the bike and into the wind. Last year I finished into the wind this year started that way. There were points where I was busting my ass to make 10 mph. So man at the end when I had the wind I just dint feel like going as hard as I could. Bout half way thru the bike part it started raining to. So to recap: 20 mph winds, rain, and bout 62 degrees. It sucked. I think I was behind last years pace at transition 2 but I saved time again by not having to change much. Now remember what I said bout calve cramps? Well they came back big time in the run. But I still managed to cut time off a my run from last year and 8 minutes off the over all time. But man I ainÂ’t happy at all bout that time. So IÂ’m hopping its better when I do the next one witch should be the whirl pool one.
Being a man of routine and superstition, looks like you are going to need to get the trots next year and forgo sleep for two days. That should set you up for a solid performance. Either way, great job. Just setting that goal and carrying through is impressive. There are thousands of reasons not to race. Not many to race.
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OK you guys I busted out my spell checkers for this here race summary from June 6, 2010. But afore I get to the race I got to explain the back ground.
June 5. I wake up like any other day. Soon I got to crap. 10 minutes later I got to crap some mores. Another 20 minutes later I’m crapping again. You see ware I’m going? 6 times afore noon I crept. Man I was totally afeard to eat any thing cause it wood make me crap again. So man all I had was protean shakes all day. Well man I get to bed reel nice and early now. But I’m watching a DVD a that alias show. I tell you that Jennifer garner is hot man! Any ways I doze off round 10 witch is way earlier than last year cause the wings and penguins were playing last year and I was so jacked up after that I dint get to sleep till way late. Bout 11 I here the Mrs. come in saying “what should we do?” and I’m like “Huh? What?” she tells me there’s tornado warnings out and she’s got the whether guy on the TV showing storms cross the hole state. Reel big time storms to. So in the interest of getting some sleep we decide to get the kids and camp out in the basements. Well man the TV guy says there’s lots a wind and lots a folks losing power but by 3 it otter pass by. Well man now I’m fared were going to lose the power and I wont wake up for my race. So a course I cant sleep for shit.
June 6. bout 4:30 I crawl out a bed and head to the race. Well man over night the storm bowled over trees on the running coarse. So man they got to change that up. And the balloons they use to mark the swim coarse are half gone. And this is even more fooked up – the beech is like 50 feet longer than it use to be and them little white and orange things what mark the usual swim area are in nee deep water. So man they got a reset the swim coarse to. But the good news is man the sheriff says that the bike coarse is ok. All the tents they had up bowled away to. Who no’s may be there in the lake now. Plus the transition area all the fences got bowled away to. And they cant set new ones up cause the winds still like 20 or 25 mph.
Any ways we start half a hour late on a count a all this. Now this year the wind switched directions so the lake is like glass but for some reason I start getting cramps in my calf’s in the swim. Well with the beech moved I can stand and stretch it from time to time but it costs me may be 5 minutes. I decided afore the race that I was going to go bike shorts the hole way with some under armor stuff underneath. So man my transitions way faster this time. On the bike and into the wind. Last year I finished into the wind this year started that way. There were points where I was busting my ass to make 10 mph. So man at the end when I had the wind I just dint feel like going as hard as I could. Bout half way thru the bike part it started raining to. So to recap: 20 mph winds, rain, and bout 62 degrees. It sucked. I think I was behind last years pace at transition 2 but I saved time again by not having to change much. Now remember what I said bout calve cramps? Well they came back big time in the run. But I still managed to cut time off a my run from last year and 8 minutes off the over all time. But man I ain’t happy at all bout that time. So I’m hopping its better when I do the next one witch should be the whirl pool one.
Being a man of routine and superstition, looks like you are going to need to get the trots next year and forgo sleep for two days. That should set you up for a solid performance. Either way, great job. Just setting that goal and carrying through is impressive. There are thousands of reasons not to race. Not many to race.
Great Job Man on the race. What length triathalon? Thanks for the spelling too
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Great Job Man on the race. What length triathalon? Thanks for the spelling too
haff iren man. 1.2 miles swim. 56 miles bike. 13.1 miles run.
next summer i'm goin for the hole EN-CHEE-LA-DA.
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hay man you guys the story atween Bob and the sity code inforser aint over.
the guy must a bin pissed bout loosin in court. cause he's back to buggin Bob. now rememember they moved the fire hiderent in front a Bob's house to start it all rite? well man when they did that they took away Bob's parkin on the street. Well man Bob's bin parkin acrost the street at a office lot and the guy what owns it is cool with it. but mister dickhead inforser guy says they got a be moved every 48 hours or else. yeah he's hasselin him bout parkin ON PRIVITE PROPERTY WITH PERMISSHUN. Well man loyer Dave is tellin the sity to put a coller on this guy or there gonna get sued and the sity's all reddy broke. that's all i got to day.
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hay man you guys gess what? we were just walkin out a the y after swimmin and loyer Dave starts packin a fatty. man i had no idea. so man i'm in a quandery here. i'm sher we cood help loyer Dave quit if he evin wants to but man i don't no if hes gonna get mad cause i'm tellin bout his big cort case.
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hay man you guys gess what? we were just walkin out a the y after swimmin and loyer Dave starts packin a fatty. man i had no idea. so man i'm in a quandery here. i'm sher we cood help loyer Dave quit if he evin wants to but man i don't no if hes gonna get mad cause i'm tellin bout his big cort case.
Delete posts?
Or, perhaps he wouldn't be able to understand your writing anyway, so you're safe to invite him? :lol:
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hay man you guys gess what? we were just walkin out a the y after swimmin and loyer Dave starts packin a fatty. man i had no idea. so man i'm in a quandery here. i'm sher we cood help loyer Dave quit if he evin wants to but man i don't no if hes gonna get mad cause i'm tellin bout his big cort case.
Delete posts?
Or, perhaps he wouldn't be able to understand your writing anyway, so you're safe to invite him? :lol:
I can't imagine he'd have a problem with it...you kept it all 'de-identified', as they say. We can't really even tell what state its in, much less the town. Besides, its a goo story.
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so man i no you guys all herd bout this queen james guy what resently made hisself public enamy #2 in cleveland. so man i was reedin one a the cleveland blogs yesterday and one a they guys says somethin that reely sticks to me.
a true champion doesn't chase championships, they bring championships.
man how true is that? man i think bout guys like stevie y or mark messyay in hockey or even like drew breeze in football. man i never herd them say "i'm gonna play here cause it's my best chanse to win a championship" thats for front runners like maryon hossa or any free agnet whats sines with the yankers or labran james.
hay man that also makes me wonder does that make him dwane wades catcher?
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hay man you guys i was down in chewys neck a the woods yeserday and i herd this thing on the radio. you can here it to just click here (http://www.lebronisadick.com) and go down to under ware it says wwelcome to www.lebronisadick.com (http://www.lebronisadick.com). man its a funny letter from a kid.
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hay man you guys some a you guys all reddy this is my race recap. but for some a you guys what aint red my thred wellcome. ok so me and irenman dave just did that steel head race whats a haff iren man. for those who aint familier with it we race over 70 miles by swimmin bikin and runnin. man dave will tell you if i lie bout any part a the corse cause he was there to.
ok first let me start of with friday cause thats when we got to check in. the line was long. now my other 2 races had like 200 peeple in um. this one has got like 200 in my age groop. well any ways it takes me like a haff hour to get thru the line. and just after i get all my stuff i give dave a call. man he coodn't have bin more than like 50 peeple in front a me cause he was still in the expos area. so man we grab some a the free pastas together and talk a bit. well mrs. irenman who i'll call wilma cause i cant spell winnyfred and anyways its atween her and dave if i use her reel name and i no she reeds the site here some times. so hi wilma ;) any ways wilma is out waitin for dave and shes got the newist irenman eddishun. man its so cool to go the irenman race and poop your pants and have evry buddy think its cute. well i tell um that its gonna storm. not cause i herd the wether but cause it storms afore evry race i do. well man we gotta get are bikes checked in and we hed are diffrent directshuns.
saterday - now first off let me say it dint storm all nite but it did rain. and it was still rainin when i got there at a qwarter a six. and i had to get all my shit out a the car in the rain. and i lug it to the shutle bus to the start. well i start organizin my stuff at the tranzishun area and you no what? i left my race number back at the car. well man my wet soot is haff on so i leeve it that way and run like a haff mile to the bus to go back to the parkin lot. man let me tell you some thing else its reely hard to put on a wet wet soot. any ways i get my race number out a the car and my perpetum sports drink what i all so for got and hi tail it back to the bus. well man as i get back to my stuff there kickin evry buddy out a the tranzishun area so i only got time to throw my stuff in the bag. then we got to make a mile long walk down the beech to the start a the swim race. and its still rainin so first all my shit is gettin soked and seckind its reel hard to put the wet soot the rest a the way on. and you no what else? i new it was gonna rain on a count a i forgot to bring my nip gards.
swim - well man we start in waves and my wave is like 40 minits afore dave so i got a good hed start. man the lake is smoother then i esspect baby irenmans but is if i rememember babys buts. and the swim is grate! man i pr'd the swim by like 5 minits and cot some a the wave what started 7 minits in front a me! well man runnin thru 100 yards a sand sucks. so i dint. i saved my energys for the rest a the race.
t1 - thats the tranzishun for those a you what dont no. well i all reddy said i just thru my shit in the bag. i dint have time to atach my number to my race belt. so i start lookin for my belt. i cant find it! i look evry ware 3 times or more! i left the fuckin thing in the car! so man i take my water belt and us it to hold the number. but man it was like 10 minits in t1.
bike - it starts out ok a erly uphill and it feels pritty good. it looks like we did a lot a up hills and some down and i'm flyin. i get neer 20 miles in the first hour. i'm thinkin pr on the bike to. then man just afore the middle a the bike some fuck wad puts a san fran sisco hill in michigan! i hit the hill cruzin a long mindin my own bisness. then bam! next thing i no i'm in my lowist geer standin in my pedels and doin all a 6 miles per our! and diein to! man i bet they don't evin let trucks on that hill cause they coodn't make it up and cood dam well kill some buddy goin down it. well man it starts to be a lot more up hills and and in to the wind but i still hit over 37 miles in 2 hours. well man it gets evin harder after that. some ware bouts mile 47 i here a familyer voice callin my name and irenman dave zips rite by me like i'm standing there changin a flat or somethin. and rite after that theres a seckind san fran sisco hill. now this is on a rode we went the other way on and i'm thinkin i don't rememember goin down this hill cause it seems to long. well man i musta forgot cause i did hit like 30 some mile per our at one time. any ways i disside to cruze in from there and save some energy for the run. i finished in 3+ hours. if i pr'd it wasn't by much.
t2 - much better tho i still never got all the sand off a my feet.
run. - now i wish i had my nip gards. my shirt is soked and rubbin. well the first haff mile aint to bad. then man i make a corner and fuck if it aint anuther one a them frisco hills. only this one aint as long. and theres some shade. but evin then it broke my speerit compleetly. then at bout mile 2 we start a 5 and a haff mile loop to do twice afore goin back down to the finish. well man i liked the fire departmint cause the put a big sprayer out there. only it soked my shoes what wasn't so good. any ways this loop has next to no shade. maybe 500 yards if you count both loops. well man its my lucky day. atween miles 4 and 5 is a hill i cood handel if i wasn't ded all reddy. but man i was so dave goes flyin by on his seckind loop. man we got a hi five in and i saoid id be at the finish in bout a hour and a haff. boy was i rong. cause you no whats comein rite? yeah anuther frisco hill. now man you gotta rememember i live in flat land. man kansis looks hilly compard to ware i live. theres anuther quitterer what lives here to and may be he'll tell you how flat. but evin tho i live in flat land i no when a hill is goin strate up. and this hill is goin strate up! i meen no buddy is runnin up this thing. man its just a long line a us trudjin up this hill. with no shade. sun beatin down on the assfalt. well man bout mile 7 i start gettin fresher so i get to rollin better but man that hill comes up just after mile 10 and kills me agin. well man i finely get to the last ade stashun of the race and some girl says its all down hill. well man she's liein and i told her to look up the road and splain to me what down is. any ways i look at my watch as i hit the top a the big hill goin down to the finish line and i got under 10 minits to brake 7 hours. so i suck it up and bust ass and theres still some up hills but fuck it. well i get into the finishin strate and pull my number out a my belt so they can see it for pickshurs. well man i make the corner and hit the timin mat and stop my watch reddy to die. well man i dont no who the funny guys is what thot havin timin mats 20 yards afore the finish wood be a good joke but man i wanna beet the shit out a him. cause then peeple start yellin 'don't stop!' and pointin at the reel finish line! man so i think that made me just over 7 hours. i dint check the offishul times.
and i gess it aint all bad cause even tho atween my but cheeks was a bit sore i dint rub my nips off. and man i'm consistint cause all a my races are prolly 10 minits diffrent.
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Hey fellas
This is zombie and I live in the same city as syndrome - small world!!
Good job on the race Syndrome - Im a bit of a fitness/exercise junkie myself, however, endurance is not my strong point.
I hate cardio - it gets me all out of breath - LOL!!!
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hay man you guys i dont no if this is linkt here but man you no that tony gwinns got the cancer. well the story i red is at this here link (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5665646). now man i seen to things what cot my eyes.
Gwynn said he thought the cancer was most likely related to his use of chewing tobacco throughout his career.
andGwynn told the Union-Tribune he had purposely held off going public about the procedures and was successful thanks to recurring back trouble.
now man WHY THE FUCK WOOD YOU NOT TELL PEEPLE THAT THIS SHIT KILLS, IF THATS WHAT YOU THINK? i use to like tony gwinn man but he shamed hisself in my mind by not comin out in public and tellin the kids not to do this shit.
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hay man you guys i dont no if this is linkt here but man you no that tony gwinns got the cancer. well the story i red is at this here link (http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=5665646). now man i seen to things what cot my eyes.
Gwynn said he thought the cancer was most likely related to his use of chewing tobacco throughout his career.
andGwynn told the Union-Tribune he had purposely held off going public about the procedures and was successful thanks to recurring back trouble.
now man WHY THE FUCK WOOD YOU NOT TELL PEEPLE THAT THIS SHIT KILLS, IF THATS WHAT YOU THINK? i use to like tony gwinn man but he shamed hisself in my mind by not comin out in public and tellin the kids not to do this shit.
I can understand him not wanting to let that information out. I mean back in the day Tony Gwynn was larger than life. It would've hurt his pride to come out and say he has cancer. Just like when Magic Johnson finally came out and said he has HIV.
I wish him the best.. Its going to be a shame if I get cancer after finally quitting.
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hay man you guys gess what? the story atween bob and the inforsement offiser aint over! man if you don't no bout that you shood reed more a this thred first.
i bin out a the pool for a cupple a months so i kinda mist this afore. bob and loyer dave were back to fitin with the city agin yesterday. ok so the city dissides they wanna redo the street where bobs drive way is by makin it bigger - and they did this yeers ago so it aint new. well when they did it they shaved off like 10 feet a bobs drive way. so what they did was put in a sement parkin spot next to bobs drive way and they did it for all the peeple on the street to. well bob used that spot to gess waht? PARK HIS FOOKIN CAR! ammagine that - parkin on a parkin area.
well man the inforsement offiser dissides he's gonna tickit bob for parkin there more then 48 hours. callin it a public rite a way. you no bob and loyer dave aint gonna let that dickhed get aways with that so man yesterday was there day in cort. i dont got much detales but the law says you cant leave a car more then 48 hours for the perpiss of storige. well loyer dave looks up what storige is for cars. terns out its in storige if it aint got plates or insurince. well bobs got both. so loyer dave asks the inforsement guy how he dissided bobs car was in storige. well dickhed says it was there 48 hours. and man they argue bout whats storige and dickhed says it dont matter cause it was 48 hours. well loyer dave is pritty smart evin for a flamin libral so he says if they ment 48 hours whne they rote the law, then how comes they say storige in the law?
man then they go on bout whats public rite a way cause bobs car is blockin it. so now a drive wya is public rite a way? dickhed says it is. so man i cood park my car in your drive way? evin if i block you in? well now dickheds in a corner. and there case is fallin a part.
the city loyer says off the record he cood rite a rite a law bout it but loyer dave says he cant cause a some thing in the constatushun where you cant rite a law aginst one person.
oh yeah and the corts bailif use to be on the city counsle. he says if he new what a dick the inforsement offiser was he wood a fired his ass when he was on the counsle.
and one final thot that aint related to any a this. i think those little window stickers what show dad,mom,kids,dog,cat are fookin stoopid.
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hay man you guys gess what? man i took my dotter to skatin to nite and there was this chairaty game gone on and man old grandpappy time hisself that chris chellios guy was there sellin his chili and sinin ottografs for the kids (and $10). and man this is one time i dint bring my phone with the camra in it with me. 'Crazy' oh wells.
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Reflections on the past 2 years.
Just over two years ago, I was getting ready to do the annual enrollment for benefits, and I noticed that the company was going to charge $50/month more for people who use tobacco. That's real money, and coupled with the $100+/month I was pissing away on Cope, I decided it was time for a change. I've tried to quit before. I've used the patch. I've used Smokey Mountain and Oregon Mint snuff. And I've failed. So I jumped on the internet in the hopes of finding something, anything that would help me quit. Among the things I found was this site. I lurked for a while, trying to find the magic trick to quit. I couldn't find it. Honestly, I almost didn't even register on this site. I mean how could posting to an anonymous internet forum be any better than medical science (the patch or gum) or doing it on my own? How fucking queer is that? But I joined any way, determined to give it my best shot. Like I said back when I had that first dip dream, if I caved, I could disappear into the vapors of the internet and never come back. My posting style (for the most part) has been predicated on looking at the brighter side of things for the most part. I don't think some of the vets thought I was serious about quitting. But I found brothers in arms with my Feb '09 quit group.
What's worked for me, and why I think it has. (and it may or may not work for you)
First and foremost was posting roll. I've already said I thought it was absurd, when I started. But posting with some of those guys made me feel like I'd be the biggest pussy in the world to cave. HDFIREDAWG was in fucking IRAQ and trying to quit with us. He couldn't post every day, but did when he could. The dude was getting his ass shot at, and trying to quit. Fuck if I was worried about being shot at, IEDs and car bombs, the last thing I'd be worried about is the bitch killing me! Yet here he was, quitting with the rest of us. No way was I going to fucking cave! After hitting the hall, I found other brothers with similar interests the EEC and posting up with those guys is just like an extension of posting roll. Stay in touch and support each other.
Second was addressing the addiction: the true chemical addiction to nicotine. As mentioned, I'd tried the patch. But as soon as the patch was gone, so was my quit. Ask any brother here, and they'll tell you the reason is obvious. The patch is just another delivery system. You've traded dip delivery for patch, but the addiction is still fed. Quit the patch, feel like shit, and BOOM! back to dip, because it makes you feel better. Well that cycle isn't going to work, but I didn't understand what it was doing, because I didn't understand the fog, the funk, or whatever you want to call it was part of the healing process, and I was destroying it after each cycle. Part two was understanding that the addiction NEVER GOES AWAY. Every day is a fight, and stress has caused a good number of quitters to cave. Then there are the true bad ass quitters, the ones we look to and say, "I want to be that tough every fucking day!" I don't even know how often she comes around these days, but I want to say, from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU NICKIE for every story you've shared.
Third was the oral fixation: I'm not a fan of the fake stuff, because it always lead me back to Cope when I couldn't find the fake stuff. I needed something different, and anyone who has followed this thread can tell you what I found - atomic fire balls. I could buy them in bulk and cheaply. I couldn't pack them in my lip, and I could only take so many, and they killed the taste of anything I put in my mouth (so I didn't desire anything else in there.) I still throw one in every now and again. I rarely chew gum for the simple reason is that I still find myself packing it. Yes, even after 2 years.
I'm going to tell you right now that even after the hall it isn't always easy. I've had days where I've thought, "I could have just one." when I damn well know I can't. I've used the tools I picked up here or inertia (or the inability to get off my ass) to fight through and say, "NO FUCKING WAY AM I TURNING MY LIFE BACK OVER TO TOBACCO!" If you've been around for more than a few months, you've probably seen a long time quitter cave. This is a fight for life, and I'm going to fight it every day for the rest of my life! Now who's fucking with me!
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I'm in!
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I'm in!
Great post syndrome. I am in too.
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hay man you guys you no what? i reely miss that man show. the one with jimmy and adam. not the peace a shit they tried to do with rogin and that other ass clown.
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Atomic Fire Balls are the ballz bro. I bet you and I kept the stock price high.
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Hay mah pance doughnt fitt
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Reflections on the past 2 years.
Who the hell hacked into Syndrome's account? There was way too much actual spelling in that post...
;)
Congrats on the two years!
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Hay mah pance doughnt fitt
man you ride round at nite in the trees be glad you can still put your pants on yerself.
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YOU, sir, are a true lead by example quitter. Thanks for quitting with me and for posting your support. Congrats on two years....
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I'm in!
Great post syndrome. I am in too.
In.
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I'm in!
Great post syndrome. I am in too.
In.
Sign me up.
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In
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I'm in!
Great post syndrome. I am in too.
In.
Sign me up.
Yep. Count me in.
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hay man you guys i got some bad news. for all you whats follwed this here thred you no bout my buddy Bob and the inforcement offiser guy. well man there wont be no more stories cause man old Bob retired with his old lady and they up and moved down to Gorgia.
ok but reely i came here to bitch cause man we got are first rush hour snow today. now man i live up in Mishigin and we get the snow evry yeer. but man these ass clowns round here get out there this mornin like they never seen snow afore and drive like 30 miles a hour on the free ways man. and evry yeer its the same shit. i meen its bad nuff that they drive like 50 when evers the wether changes. its like omg it rainin! i gots to go slow! or omg theres a big glowin ball in the sky! i gots to go slow! but man give em 3 days a sunshine and they tale gate your ass at 80 in a 55. fuckin bunch a retards. that rite. if you lernd to drive in Mishigin chanses are your a fuckin retard.
ok i feel better now.
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Stoopid Mishagun dryvers.....
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Stoopid Mishagun dryvers.....
man the Mishigin driver prishiate you stickin up for em. but they aint stoopid. there retards. the kind what rides the short bus and wares helmits when they go out so they dont hert thereselfs. stoopid is more credits then they disserve.
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Stoopid Mishagun dryvers.....
man the Mishigin driver prishiate you stickin up for em. but they aint stoopid. there retards. the kind what rides the short bus and wares helmits when they go out so they dont hert thereselfs. stoopid is more credits then they disserve.
I would agree that there are plenty of retards in the metro DRot area.....present company excluded of course. ;)
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hay man you guys theres been a lot a new faces round here and man i feel like were forgettin one thing when we wellcome them on bored here. so man lets try to remind em that them first days is ruff. so they shood come out here to bitch and shit and not take it out on there famlys. but man its ok to take it out on that one doosh bag at work. and reely thats why stayin close is importint.
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hay man you guys its all most here. yep the storm of the sentry of the month. were gonna get snow up to are eye balls or anuff ice to make margareetas for the world for the next ten yeers! OMG!!!!1!! runs for the hills!! o noes!! well man you guys no i got no rispect for them wether dudes. they think they look like ron jeramy or somethin when they reely got itty bitty rice dicks. so man if i go out and by gas for my snow blower man and i dont get like a foot a snow i'm gonna go out and get a pichfork and torch an go visit some wether dudes. cause there as bad as the dam gummint with there code ornage!! omg terrerists are comin to eet your babys!!!
and man wile i'm here whats up with boxer breefs? wtf? just pick one. and man why does joe boxer evin make breefs? did they miss the boxer part a the name?
i think i'm turnin in to a crochity old man. so you kids get the fuck off my lawn!!!1!!
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Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?
All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....
4000+ posts. Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.
Keep up the good work. :rolleyes:
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Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?
All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....
4000+ posts. Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.
Keep up the good work. :rolleyes:
Don't let Syndrome fool you. Only someone with a solid command of vocab and grammar could write that poorly!! :blink:
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Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?
All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....
4000+ posts. Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.
Keep up the good work. :rolleyes:
Don't let Syndrome fool you. Only someone with a solid command of vocab and grammar could write that poorly!! :blink:
yea. i gotta take shit from a guy what riffers to hisself in the third persin?
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Happie berfdae ya ol' bass turd.
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yeh hapie burfdai fag
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Happee barftray two ewe!!
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Is it as painful for you to type your shit as it is for LOOT to read it?
All those words underlined in Red should be a clue you fuct something up....
4000+ posts. Some funny shit....but you must totally remove yourself from anything you think is remotely intelligent while posting.
Keep up the good work. :rolleyes:
Don't let Syndrome fool you. Only someone with a solid command of vocab and grammar could write that poorly!! :blink:
yea. i gotta take shit from a guy what riffers to hisself in the third persin?
that's funny shit... he said "riffers to hisself".... 'crackup'
Agree with Keddy - I've seen some of Syndrome's posts where he was clear as a bell.
Happy Birthday either way ninja! :ph43r:
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So you guy its bin a long time sense i posted up in this here thread so i got out me spell checkers and dissected to post up. First off man sum a the new guys need the hi quality stuff in my threads so you new guys and gals reed threw this cause theirs lots i learned over 2 years here. Second and more impotent i want a take some time to do some stereotypes and man I'm talking bout drivers. So here goes
that dude whats driving like 65 in the passing lane when the speed limits 70 and wont get over no how? he's driving a Asian car and its probably a Honda. dick head.
that dude what had his tern single on for the last 5 miles? Buick. get that herein aide checked up grampus.
that dude in the slow lane driving 10 below the speed limits? ether a link-in or Mercury. and he's probably got a hat on. or some buddy's gram-ma looking tween the steering wheel and dash bored.
that dick what changes lanes every 40 feet and tale gating every buddy. Germany sports car. hope you got good insurance man cause I'll sue your ass when you rear end me.
that dude in the jeep grand Cherokee. not a dude. its a chick. 30-45 with kids.
so man you guys can ad to the list if you want. and man if i described you up there then i probably cussed you out in the last week.
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hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines. how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.
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hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines. how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.
Because it has to flip a coin inside itself to see if its even going to give you your change back. Then it reluctantly gives it back if you win.
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hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines. how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.
Because it has to flip a coin inside itself to see if its even going to give you your change back. Then it reluctantly gives it back if you win.
Tails you get your food, heads you get nothing. If it lands on edge, you get your food and your change.
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hay man you guys whats up? man i gotta bitch bout some thing and that some thing is vendin mashines. how comes they cant make change wile they roll out your food or drink? i mean evin the dummist cumputer shood be able to do 2 simpel things at the same time. but not in the vendin mashines. fuck no. heres your drink and like 10 seconds later you get change.
Because it has to flip a coin inside itself to see if its even going to give you your change back. Then it reluctantly gives it back if you win.
Tails you get your food, heads you get nothing. If it lands on edge, you get your food and your change.
the problim is thatt my old comadoor 64 coulda flipped a coin 47000 times and scratched itsself in the time these mashines take. i meen shit jost man its like grover back in his playin days - step outta the box ajust the cup, ajust the gloves, ajust the sweat bands then the helmit afore steppin back in for ball 2.
and jost man i gotta tell you 2 things. first the new browns suck. and second man i'll give you this modell death watch linky (http://www.ridertown.com/news/MDW/MDW.html) cause i cant wait for that fukcer to have worms crallin up his ass for aternity.
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ok man you guys its bin to long sinse i posted any thing in this here thred and i bin thinkin how this site works out a lot. and gess what? i'm gonna prove usin the maths that it works. but man i got to use some hi power maths called 'mathamatical induckshun' to prove it.
theery: if you post up every day and keep your word, you will have a sucksessful quit.
proof: base case is n=1. if you post up day 1 today and keep your word your quit is sucksessful today.
induckshun part is n implys n+1. if your quit was sucksessful yesterday (or n) and you post up today and keep your word your quit is sucksessful yesterday+1 (or n+1) and thats today.
so what the maths show us is that if you got a sucksessful quit goin on and post up every day and keep your word you will continue to have a sucksessful quit. its not just a theery we have round here. its a MATHAMATICS FACT.
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ok man you guys its bin to long sinse i posted any thing in this here thred and i bin thinkin how this site works out a lot. and gess what? i'm gonna prove usin the maths that it works. but man i got to use some hi power maths called 'mathamatical induckshun' to prove it.
theery: if you post up every day and keep your word, you will have a sucksessful quit.
proof: base case is n=1. if you post up day 1 today and keep your word your quit is sucksessful today.
induckshun part is n implys n+1. if your quit was sucksessful yesterday (or n) and you post up today and keep your word your quit is sucksessful yesterday+1 (or n+1) and thats today.
so what the maths show us is that if you got a sucksessful quit goin on and post up every day and keep your word you will continue to have a sucksessful quit. its not just a theery we have round here. its a MATHAMATICS FACT.
Comes right from the actual factual quit cookbook and a few sidewise gigonometric deductions:
Theorem #1: Two half nothin's is a whole nothin'!
Theorem #2: You can argue with me, but you can't argue with figures!
That's mathematics, son! And I know what I'm talkin' about!
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man you guys i got a tell you these dip dreem still keep comin. man i was dreemin that i was at my race next week end meetin up with irenman07 and man i snezed and got dip all over my papers. fuck man was i pissed to cause man i'm just over a month out from my comma and i shit on it. well man i woke up just noin that it werent reel. but man the dreem me was pissed.
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Take comfort in the fact the only way your demons can fuck with you is in your dreams.
Wake up and give them a big ol Fuck Off!
Got any plans for a comma celebration?
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Take comfort in the fact the only way your demons can fuck with you is in your dreams.
Wake up and give them a big ol Fuck Off!
Got any plans for a comma celebration?
well i was thinkin bout finely gettin some a those chips from chewy. and donuts. cuz evrythings better with donuts. and i'm tryin to figger out where it hnags best. may be atween the n and d.
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man you guys dont gotta pay tenshun to this. i just wanted to stick it some place wares i cood find it later.
"it's very hard in the beginning to understand that the whole idea is not to beat the other runners. eventually you learn the competition is against that little voice inside you that wants you to quit" - dr. george sheehan on triathlons
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hay man you guys if you dint no it i did the haff iren man in munsee indiana yesterday and this heres my race recap.
first off i stayed the nite over to richmand whats bout 30 miles away and they were talkin bout what roads they were closin up for the race and what time and what not. so i figgered i better get there erly. so i wake up at 3 am and get some juise and coffee and head on up to the race and i get in around 4 so man i got a shit load a time to kill cause man i dont even start til 8:30. but man get this. i got there afore most a the volenteers so i get my pick a parkin spaces and i set up bout a hunnert feet from the transishuns area. whats a guy to do for the next couple a hours? well man i can tell you it took the time to empty my bowles like 3 times. and you no what else? man they had like 2 dozin port-a-jons at the transishuns area. for like 2000 racers + volenteers + familys+ freinds. but later i found out they had 2 dozin more down the hill a peace.
ok i also no that irenman07 is comin up cause his wife who i call wilma is racin the sprint race at bout 6:30. and so any ways the iren famliy get there just around a quarter after 5 i think. so old irenman give me a call to say hes in. but man i just took my shorts off and i'm tryin to figger out what pockits got my phone. well man i got it and tell him where i'm parked and he comes strollin over with little irendude whose hjust over a year old. so man we chat a bit and little irendude is in to the trucks. then i gotta finish gettin all the shit layed out in transishuns.
so man the sprint race is first up. first the mens then the womens. like i said erlyer wilmas runnin the sprint so i head down to the beech with irenman and irendude to watch the starts. well man i dint no wilma was such a bad ass triathaloner but man she comes out a the water like 6th place man and irenman says shes like 20 secinds ahind the first. and man she gets this look like shes all reddy to beat um all up an take there lunch moneys. well man she did. i dont no how far ahead she was when she got off a the bike but man she dustid um all off real good winnin by a huge margen. any ways while she was gettin reddy to bike me and irenman got a pickshur so man that otter be goin up on the bruther hood rite soon.
any ways let me tell you the water was like 81 or 82 dagrees so that means no wet suits. that sucks for me cuz i figger its gonna add like 5 minits to my time. well man let me tell you i had no idea how much it was gonna suck. see man i race in a 1 peace suit but i aint never swimmed in it with out a wet suit. well man you shood see my arms where they rubbed up aginst my suit. they are freakin raw. any ways atween not swimmin a strate line and not havin a wet suit the swim took 48 minits. transishuns 1 went reel fast tho. under 2 minits cause all i had to do was put on my shoes helmit sunglasses and number and take a quick energy gel.
now on the bike the first couple a miles were up and down and i was just tryin to relax like coach says then the main course was mostly flat but there was a pritty good wind out a the south. so like mile 3 to bout mile 8 was tail wind. i hit ten miles in good order. then 8 to bout 23 was a stiff head wind and 23 to 35 was mostly cross winds and i was a little slow when i got to turnin back with the wind. but man i was sailin from bout 35 to 50. i was doin a pritty good job a keepin the energy gels goin and takin water and what not. at leest i thot so. then miles 50 to the transishuns were pritty tuff. in to the wind. up and down a lot. and at leest 2 miles a shitty road. well man i finished i just over 3 hours what was my plan. now heres ware things go to hell.
i jump off a the bike to head in to the transishuns 2 and all of a suddin i feel like some buddy stuck my ass in a oven. dam neer every things gone. i had to walk thru transishuns. about 3 hours to late i figger its also time for some sun screens. well man i start runnin and look down and see my hart rate is up round 180. so man after bout a quarter mile i figger i need to walk so i can cool down a bit and also to get my hart rate down. and to top it all off cuz what i did to my arms durin the swim i had to eether run or walk with my arms out like fookin wings. well man at mile 4 i'm still walkin for the most part cuz my hart rate is still over 150 and im bakin. and on top a all that it feels like eether i got some thing in my shoe or i got a blister. well man i took the shoe off 2 times and dint find nuthin in it. but i dint have a blister eether. any ways finely at mile 4 i start runnin for a few minits then walkin a few takin water and gaterade and icy spunges evry chanse i can get. well man i also got my shoe to rubbin on the back a my heel. let me tell you today its a bluddy mess. finely at mile 9 my legs just say fuck you. i can barely walk a strate line. i got 2 bits a runnin left in me and thats for ware the camaras are. well my i finished the 'run' waht was mostly a walk in over 3 hours. i never felt so shitty in all my life. not evin durin the suck a quittin.
so man it was my worstest haff irenman to date. plus i got some good sun burns. one a my hammys is still actin up. my heels a bluddy mess. and i got the reel bad chaffin under my arms. and gess what? i'm gonna do it agin. on 9-11. then the full irenman in november. some times i think i mite be off in the head a bit.
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hay man you guys if you dint no it i did the haff iren man in munsee indiana yesterday and this heres my race recap.
first off i stayed the nite over to richmand whats bout 30 miles away and they were talkin bout what roads they were closin up for the race and what time and what not. so i figgered i better get there erly. so i wake up at 3 am and get some juise and coffee and head on up to the race and i get in around 4 so man i got a shit load a time to kill cause man i dont even start til 8:30. but man get this. i got there afore most a the volenteers so i get my pick a parkin spaces and i set up bout a hunnert feet from the transishuns area. whats a guy to do for the next couple a hours? well man i can tell you it took the time to empty my bowles like 3 times. and you no what else? man they had like 2 dozin port-a-jons at the transishuns area. for like 2000 racers + volenteers + familys+ freinds. but later i found out they had 2 dozin more down the hill a peace.
ok i also no that irenman07 is comin up cause his wife who i call wilma is racin the sprint race at bout 6:30. and so any ways the iren famliy get there just around a quarter after 5 i think. so old irenman give me a call to say hes in. but man i just took my shorts off and i'm tryin to figger out what pockits got my phone. well man i got it and tell him where i'm parked and he comes strollin over with little irendude whose hjust over a year old. so man we chat a bit and little irendude is in to the trucks. then i gotta finish gettin all the shit layed out in transishuns.
so man the sprint race is first up. first the mens then the womens. like i said erlyer wilmas runnin the sprint so i head down to the beech with irenman and irendude to watch the starts. well man i dint no wilma was such a bad ass triathaloner but man she comes out a the water like 6th place man and irenman says shes like 20 secinds ahind the first. and man she gets this look like shes all reddy to beat um all up an take there lunch moneys. well man she did. i dont no how far ahead she was when she got off a the bike but man she dustid um all off real good winnin by a huge margen. any ways while she was gettin reddy to bike me and irenman got a pickshur so man that otter be goin up on the bruther hood rite soon.
any ways let me tell you the water was like 81 or 82 dagrees so that means no wet suits. that sucks for me cuz i figger its gonna add like 5 minits to my time. well man let me tell you i had no idea how much it was gonna suck. see man i race in a 1 peace suit but i aint never swimmed in it with out a wet suit. well man you shood see my arms where they rubbed up aginst my suit. they are freakin raw. any ways atween not swimmin a strate line and not havin a wet suit the swim took 48 minits. transishuns 1 went reel fast tho. under 2 minits cause all i had to do was put on my shoes helmit sunglasses and number and take a quick energy gel.
now on the bike the first couple a miles were up and down and i was just tryin to relax like coach says then the main course was mostly flat but there was a pritty good wind out a the south. so like mile 3 to bout mile 8 was tail wind. i hit ten miles in good order. then 8 to bout 23 was a stiff head wind and 23 to 35 was mostly cross winds and i was a little slow when i got to turnin back with the wind. but man i was sailin from bout 35 to 50. i was doin a pritty good job a keepin the energy gels goin and takin water and what not. at leest i thot so. then miles 50 to the transishuns were pritty tuff. in to the wind. up and down a lot. and at leest 2 miles a shitty road. well man i finished i just over 3 hours what was my plan. now heres ware things go to hell.
i jump off a the bike to head in to the transishuns 2 and all of a suddin i feel like some buddy stuck my ass in a oven. dam neer every things gone. i had to walk thru transishuns. about 3 hours to late i figger its also time for some sun screens. well man i start runnin and look down and see my hart rate is up round 180. so man after bout a quarter mile i figger i need to walk so i can cool down a bit and also to get my hart rate down. and to top it all off cuz what i did to my arms durin the swim i had to eether run or walk with my arms out like fookin wings. well man at mile 4 i'm still walkin for the most part cuz my hart rate is still over 150 and im bakin. and on top a all that it feels like eether i got some thing in my shoe or i got a blister. well man i took the shoe off 2 times and dint find nuthin in it. but i dint have a blister eether. any ways finely at mile 4 i start runnin for a few minits then walkin a few takin water and gaterade and icy spunges evry chanse i can get. well man i also got my shoe to rubbin on the back a my heel. let me tell you today its a bluddy mess. finely at mile 9 my legs just say fuck you. i can barely walk a strate line. i got 2 bits a runnin left in me and thats for ware the camaras are. well my i finished the 'run' waht was mostly a walk in over 3 hours. i never felt so shitty in all my life. not evin durin the suck a quittin.
so man it was my worstest haff irenman to date. plus i got some good sun burns. one a my hammys is still actin up. my heels a bluddy mess. and i got the reel bad chaffin under my arms. and gess what? i'm gonna do it agin. on 9-11. then the full irenman in november. some times i think i mite be off in the head a bit.
it can only be better next time, syndrome. says something that you finished though. bet if you were a caver, you woulda pussed out after the first feeling of discomfort.
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hay man you guys if you dint no it i did the haff iren man in munsee indiana yesterday and this heres my race recap.
first off i stayed the nite over to richmand whats bout 30 miles away and they were talkin bout what roads they were closin up for the race and what time and what not. so i figgered i better get there erly. so i wake up at 3 am and get some juise and coffee and head on up to the race and i get in around 4 so man i got a shit load a time to kill cause man i dont even start til 8:30. but man get this. i got there afore most a the volenteers so i get my pick a parkin spaces and i set up bout a hunnert feet from the transishuns area. whats a guy to do for the next couple a hours? well man i can tell you it took the time to empty my bowles like 3 times. and you no what else? man they had like 2 dozin port-a-jons at the transishuns area. for like 2000 racers + volenteers + familys+ freinds. but later i found out they had 2 dozin more down the hill a peace.
ok i also no that irenman07 is comin up cause his wife who i call wilma is racin the sprint race at bout 6:30. and so any ways the iren famliy get there just around a quarter after 5 i think. so old irenman give me a call to say hes in. but man i just took my shorts off and i'm tryin to figger out what pockits got my phone. well man i got it and tell him where i'm parked and he comes strollin over with little irendude whose hjust over a year old. so man we chat a bit and little irendude is in to the trucks. then i gotta finish gettin all the shit layed out in transishuns.Â
so man the sprint race is first up. first the mens then the womens. like i said erlyer wilmas runnin the sprint so i head down to the beech with irenman and irendude to watch the starts. well man i dint no wilma was such a bad ass triathaloner but man she comes out a the water like 6th place man and irenman says shes like 20 secinds ahind the first. and man she gets this look like shes all reddy to beat um all up an take there lunch moneys. well man she did. i dont no how far ahead she was when she got off a the bike but man she dustid um all off real good winnin by a huge margen. any ways while she was gettin reddy to bike me and irenman got a pickshur so man that otter be goin up on the bruther hood rite soon.
any ways let me tell you the water was like 81 or 82 dagrees so that means no wet suits. that sucks for me cuz i figger its gonna add like 5 minits to my time. well man let me tell you i had no idea how much it was gonna suck. see man i race in a 1 peace suit but i aint never swimmed in it with out a wet suit. well man you shood see my arms where they rubbed up aginst my suit. they are freakin raw. any ways atween not swimmin a strate line and not havin a wet suit the swim took 48 minits. transishuns 1 went reel fast tho. under 2 minits cause all i had to do was put on my shoes helmit sunglasses and number and take a quick energy gel.
now on the bike the first couple a miles were up and down and i was just tryin to relax like coach says then the main course was mostly flat but there was a pritty good wind out a the south. so like mile 3 to bout mile 8 was tail wind. i hit ten miles in good order. then 8 to bout 23 was a stiff head wind and 23 to 35 was mostly cross winds and i was a little slow when i got to turnin back with the wind. but man i was sailin from bout 35 to 50. i was doin a pritty good job a keepin the energy gels goin and takin water and what not. at leest i thot so. then miles 50 to the transishuns were pritty tuff. in to the wind. up and down a lot. and at leest 2 miles a shitty road. well man i finished i just over 3 hours what was my plan. now heres ware things go to hell.
i jump off a the bike to head in to the transishuns 2 and all of a suddin i feel like some buddy stuck my ass in a oven. dam neer every things gone. i had to walk thru transishuns. about 3 hours to late i figger its also time for some sun screens. well man i start runnin and look down and see my hart rate is up round 180. so man after bout a quarter mile i figger i need to walk so i can cool down a bit and also to get my hart rate down. and to top it all off cuz what i did to my arms durin the swim i had to eether run or walk with my arms out like fookin wings. well man at mile 4 i'm still walkin for the most part cuz my hart rate is still over 150 and im bakin. and on top a all that it feels like eether i got some thing in my shoe or i got a blister. well man i took the shoe off 2 times and dint find nuthin in it. but i dint have a blister eether. any ways finely at mile 4 i start runnin for a few minits then walkin a few takin water and gaterade and icy spunges evry chanse i can get. well man i also got my shoe to rubbin on the back a my heel. let me tell you today its a bluddy mess. finely at mile 9 my legs just say fuck you. i can barely walk a strate line. i got 2 bits a runnin left in me and thats for ware the camaras are. well my i finished the 'run' waht was mostly a walk in over 3 hours. i never felt so shitty in all my life. not evin durin the suck a quittin.
so man it was my worstest haff irenman to date. plus i got some good sun burns. one a my hammys is still actin up. my heels a bluddy mess. and i got the reel bad chaffin under my arms. and gess what? i'm gonna do it agin. on 9-11. then the full irenman in november. some times i think i mite be off in the head a bit.
it can only be better next time, syndrome. says something that you finished though. bet if you were a caver, you woulda pussed out after the first feeling of discomfort.
nothing like some good pain......
awesome job TC.
TCOPE
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hay man you guys if you dint no it i did the haff iren man in munsee indiana yesterday and this heres my race recap.
first off i stayed the nite over to richmand whats bout 30 miles away and they were talkin bout what roads they were closin up for the race and what time and what not. so i figgered i better get there erly. so i wake up at 3 am and get some juise and coffee and head on up to the race and i get in around 4 so man i got a shit load a time to kill cause man i dont even start til 8:30. but man get this. i got there afore most a the volenteers so i get my pick a parkin spaces and i set up bout a hunnert feet from the transishuns area. whats a guy to do for the next couple a hours? well man i can tell you it took the time to empty my bowles like 3 times. and you no what else? man they had like 2 dozin port-a-jons at the transishuns area. for like 2000 racers + volenteers + familys+ freinds. but later i found out they had 2 dozin more down the hill a peace.
ok i also no that irenman07 is comin up cause his wife who i call wilma is racin the sprint race at bout 6:30. and so any ways the iren famliy get there just around a quarter after 5 i think. so old irenman give me a call to say hes in. but man i just took my shorts off and i'm tryin to figger out what pockits got my phone. well man i got it and tell him where i'm parked and he comes strollin over with little irendude whose hjust over a year old. so man we chat a bit and little irendude is in to the trucks. then i gotta finish gettin all the shit layed out in transishuns.Â
so man the sprint race is first up. first the mens then the womens. like i said erlyer wilmas runnin the sprint so i head down to the beech with irenman and irendude to watch the starts. well man i dint no wilma was such a bad ass triathaloner but man she comes out a the water like 6th place man and irenman says shes like 20 secinds ahind the first. and man she gets this look like shes all reddy to beat um all up an take there lunch moneys. well man she did. i dont no how far ahead she was when she got off a the bike but man she dustid um all off real good winnin by a huge margen. any ways while she was gettin reddy to bike me and irenman got a pickshur so man that otter be goin up on the bruther hood rite soon.
any ways let me tell you the water was like 81 or 82 dagrees so that means no wet suits. that sucks for me cuz i figger its gonna add like 5 minits to my time. well man let me tell you i had no idea how much it was gonna suck. see man i race in a 1 peace suit but i aint never swimmed in it with out a wet suit. well man you shood see my arms where they rubbed up aginst my suit. they are freakin raw. any ways atween not swimmin a strate line and not havin a wet suit the swim took 48 minits. transishuns 1 went reel fast tho. under 2 minits cause all i had to do was put on my shoes helmit sunglasses and number and take a quick energy gel.
now on the bike the first couple a miles were up and down and i was just tryin to relax like coach says then the main course was mostly flat but there was a pritty good wind out a the south. so like mile 3 to bout mile 8 was tail wind. i hit ten miles in good order. then 8 to bout 23 was a stiff head wind and 23 to 35 was mostly cross winds and i was a little slow when i got to turnin back with the wind. but man i was sailin from bout 35 to 50. i was doin a pritty good job a keepin the energy gels goin and takin water and what not. at leest i thot so. then miles 50 to the transishuns were pritty tuff. in to the wind. up and down a lot. and at leest 2 miles a shitty road. well man i finished i just over 3 hours what was my plan. now heres ware things go to hell.
i jump off a the bike to head in to the transishuns 2 and all of a suddin i feel like some buddy stuck my ass in a oven. dam neer every things gone. i had to walk thru transishuns. about 3 hours to late i figger its also time for some sun screens. well man i start runnin and look down and see my hart rate is up round 180. so man after bout a quarter mile i figger i need to walk so i can cool down a bit and also to get my hart rate down. and to top it all off cuz what i did to my arms durin the swim i had to eether run or walk with my arms out like fookin wings. well man at mile 4 i'm still walkin for the most part cuz my hart rate is still over 150 and im bakin. and on top a all that it feels like eether i got some thing in my shoe or i got a blister. well man i took the shoe off 2 times and dint find nuthin in it. but i dint have a blister eether. any ways finely at mile 4 i start runnin for a few minits then walkin a few takin water and gaterade and icy spunges evry chanse i can get. well man i also got my shoe to rubbin on the back a my heel. let me tell you today its a bluddy mess. finely at mile 9 my legs just say fuck you. i can barely walk a strate line. i got 2 bits a runnin left in me and thats for ware the camaras are. well my i finished the 'run' waht was mostly a walk in over 3 hours. i never felt so shitty in all my life. not evin durin the suck a quittin.
so man it was my worstest haff irenman to date. plus i got some good sun burns. one a my hammys is still actin up. my heels a bluddy mess. and i got the reel bad chaffin under my arms. and gess what? i'm gonna do it agin. on 9-11. then the full irenman in november. some times i think i mite be off in the head a bit.
it can only be better next time, syndrome. says something that you finished though. bet if you were a caver, you woulda pussed out after the first feeling of discomfort.
nothing like some good pain......
awesome job TC.
TCOPE
nice job dude. seems like every event is going to have bumps in the road. he visual on you runnin' with chicken wings kills me...been there done that, not fun.
nice work bro...you are still a beast.
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hay man you guys if you dint no it i did the haff iren man in munsee indiana yesterday and this heres my race recap.
first off i stayed the nite over to richmand whats bout 30 miles away and they were talkin bout what roads they were closin up for the race and what time and what not. so i figgered i better get there erly. so i wake up at 3 am and get some juise and coffee and head on up to the race and i get in around 4 so man i got a shit load a time to kill cause man i dont even start til 8:30. but man get this. i got there afore most a the volenteers so i get my pick a parkin spaces and i set up bout a hunnert feet from the transishuns area. whats a guy to do for the next couple a hours? well man i can tell you it took the time to empty my bowles like 3 times. and you no what else? man they had like 2 dozin port-a-jons at the transishuns area. for like 2000 racers + volenteers + familys+ freinds. but later i found out they had 2 dozin more down the hill a peace.
ok i also no that irenman07 is comin up cause his wife who i call wilma is racin the sprint race at bout 6:30. and so any ways the iren famliy get there just around a quarter after 5 i think. so old irenman give me a call to say hes in. but man i just took my shorts off and i'm tryin to figger out what pockits got my phone. well man i got it and tell him where i'm parked and he comes strollin over with little irendude whose hjust over a year old. so man we chat a bit and little irendude is in to the trucks. then i gotta finish gettin all the shit layed out in transishuns.Â
so man the sprint race is first up. first the mens then the womens. like i said erlyer wilmas runnin the sprint so i head down to the beech with irenman and irendude to watch the starts. well man i dint no wilma was such a bad ass triathaloner but man she comes out a the water like 6th place man and irenman says shes like 20 secinds ahind the first. and man she gets this look like shes all reddy to beat um all up an take there lunch moneys. well man she did. i dont no how far ahead she was when she got off a the bike but man she dustid um all off real good winnin by a huge margen. any ways while she was gettin reddy to bike me and irenman got a pickshur so man that otter be goin up on the bruther hood rite soon.
any ways let me tell you the water was like 81 or 82 dagrees so that means no wet suits. that sucks for me cuz i figger its gonna add like 5 minits to my time. well man let me tell you i had no idea how much it was gonna suck. see man i race in a 1 peace suit but i aint never swimmed in it with out a wet suit. well man you shood see my arms where they rubbed up aginst my suit. they are freakin raw. any ways atween not swimmin a strate line and not havin a wet suit the swim took 48 minits. transishuns 1 went reel fast tho. under 2 minits cause all i had to do was put on my shoes helmit sunglasses and number and take a quick energy gel.
now on the bike the first couple a miles were up and down and i was just tryin to relax like coach says then the main course was mostly flat but there was a pritty good wind out a the south. so like mile 3 to bout mile 8 was tail wind. i hit ten miles in good order. then 8 to bout 23 was a stiff head wind and 23 to 35 was mostly cross winds and i was a little slow when i got to turnin back with the wind. but man i was sailin from bout 35 to 50. i was doin a pritty good job a keepin the energy gels goin and takin water and what not. at leest i thot so. then miles 50 to the transishuns were pritty tuff. in to the wind. up and down a lot. and at leest 2 miles a shitty road. well man i finished i just over 3 hours what was my plan. now heres ware things go to hell.
i jump off a the bike to head in to the transishuns 2 and all of a suddin i feel like some buddy stuck my ass in a oven. dam neer every things gone. i had to walk thru transishuns. about 3 hours to late i figger its also time for some sun screens. well man i start runnin and look down and see my hart rate is up round 180. so man after bout a quarter mile i figger i need to walk so i can cool down a bit and also to get my hart rate down. and to top it all off cuz what i did to my arms durin the swim i had to eether run or walk with my arms out like fookin wings. well man at mile 4 i'm still walkin for the most part cuz my hart rate is still over 150 and im bakin. and on top a all that it feels like eether i got some thing in my shoe or i got a blister. well man i took the shoe off 2 times and dint find nuthin in it. but i dint have a blister eether. any ways finely at mile 4 i start runnin for a few minits then walkin a few takin water and gaterade and icy spunges evry chanse i can get. well man i also got my shoe to rubbin on the back a my heel. let me tell you today its a bluddy mess. finely at mile 9 my legs just say fuck you. i can barely walk a strate line. i got 2 bits a runnin left in me and thats for ware the camaras are. well my i finished the 'run' waht was mostly a walk in over 3 hours. i never felt so shitty in all my life. not evin durin the suck a quittin.
so man it was my worstest haff irenman to date. plus i got some good sun burns. one a my hammys is still actin up. my heels a bluddy mess. and i got the reel bad chaffin under my arms. and gess what? i'm gonna do it agin. on 9-11. then the full irenman in november. some times i think i mite be off in the head a bit.
it can only be better next time, syndrome. says something that you finished though. bet if you were a caver, you woulda pussed out after the first feeling of discomfort.
nothing like some good pain......
awesome job TC.
TCOPE
You're awesome Mr. Drome! TC for prezdent of USAT!!!
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hay man you guys if you dint no it i did the haff iren man in munsee indiana yesterday and this heres my race recap.
first off i stayed the nite over to richmand whats bout 30 miles away and they were talkin bout what roads they were closin up for the race and what time and what not. so i figgered i better get there erly. so i wake up at 3 am and get some juise and coffee and head on up to the race and i get in around 4 so man i got a shit load a time to kill cause man i dont even start til 8:30. but man get this. i got there afore most a the volenteers so i get my pick a parkin spaces and i set up bout a hunnert feet from the transishuns area. whats a guy to do for the next couple a hours? well man i can tell you it took the time to empty my bowles like 3 times. and you no what else? man they had like 2 dozin port-a-jons at the transishuns area. for like 2000 racers + volenteers + familys+ freinds. but later i found out they had 2 dozin more down the hill a peace.
ok i also no that irenman07 is comin up cause his wife who i call wilma is racin the sprint race at bout 6:30. and so any ways the iren famliy get there just around a quarter after 5 i think. so old irenman give me a call to say hes in. but man i just took my shorts off and i'm tryin to figger out what pockits got my phone. well man i got it and tell him where i'm parked and he comes strollin over with little irendude whose hjust over a year old. so man we chat a bit and little irendude is in to the trucks. then i gotta finish gettin all the shit layed out in transishuns.Â
so man the sprint race is first up. first the mens then the womens. like i said erlyer wilmas runnin the sprint so i head down to the beech with irenman and irendude to watch the starts. well man i dint no wilma was such a bad ass triathaloner but man she comes out a the water like 6th place man and irenman says shes like 20 secinds ahind the first. and man she gets this look like shes all reddy to beat um all up an take there lunch moneys. well man she did. i dont no how far ahead she was when she got off a the bike but man she dustid um all off real good winnin by a huge margen. any ways while she was gettin reddy to bike me and irenman got a pickshur so man that otter be goin up on the bruther hood rite soon.
any ways let me tell you the water was like 81 or 82 dagrees so that means no wet suits. that sucks for me cuz i figger its gonna add like 5 minits to my time. well man let me tell you i had no idea how much it was gonna suck. see man i race in a 1 peace suit but i aint never swimmed in it with out a wet suit. well man you shood see my arms where they rubbed up aginst my suit. they are freakin raw. any ways atween not swimmin a strate line and not havin a wet suit the swim took 48 minits. transishuns 1 went reel fast tho. under 2 minits cause all i had to do was put on my shoes helmit sunglasses and number and take a quick energy gel.
now on the bike the first couple a miles were up and down and i was just tryin to relax like coach says then the main course was mostly flat but there was a pritty good wind out a the south. so like mile 3 to bout mile 8 was tail wind. i hit ten miles in good order. then 8 to bout 23 was a stiff head wind and 23 to 35 was mostly cross winds and i was a little slow when i got to turnin back with the wind. but man i was sailin from bout 35 to 50. i was doin a pritty good job a keepin the energy gels goin and takin water and what not. at leest i thot so. then miles 50 to the transishuns were pritty tuff. in to the wind. up and down a lot. and at leest 2 miles a shitty road. well man i finished i just over 3 hours what was my plan. now heres ware things go to hell.
i jump off a the bike to head in to the transishuns 2 and all of a suddin i feel like some buddy stuck my ass in a oven. dam neer every things gone. i had to walk thru transishuns. about 3 hours to late i figger its also time for some sun screens. well man i start runnin and look down and see my hart rate is up round 180. so man after bout a quarter mile i figger i need to walk so i can cool down a bit and also to get my hart rate down. and to top it all off cuz what i did to my arms durin the swim i had to eether run or walk with my arms out like fookin wings. well man at mile 4 i'm still walkin for the most part cuz my hart rate is still over 150 and im bakin. and on top a all that it feels like eether i got some thing in my shoe or i got a blister. well man i took the shoe off 2 times and dint find nuthin in it. but i dint have a blister eether. any ways finely at mile 4 i start runnin for a few minits then walkin a few takin water and gaterade and icy spunges evry chanse i can get. well man i also got my shoe to rubbin on the back a my heel. let me tell you today its a bluddy mess. finely at mile 9 my legs just say fuck you. i can barely walk a strate line. i got 2 bits a runnin left in me and thats for ware the camaras are. well my i finished the 'run' waht was mostly a walk in over 3 hours. i never felt so shitty in all my life. not evin durin the suck a quittin.
so man it was my worstest haff irenman to date. plus i got some good sun burns. one a my hammys is still actin up. my heels a bluddy mess. and i got the reel bad chaffin under my arms. and gess what? i'm gonna do it agin. on 9-11. then the full irenman in november. some times i think i mite be off in the head a bit.
it can only be better next time, syndrome. says something that you finished though. bet if you were a caver, you woulda pussed out after the first feeling of discomfort.
nothing like some good pain......
awesome job TC.
TCOPE
You're awesome Mr. Drome! TC for prezdent of USAT!!!
It all adds up to "Your a Bad Ass" Mr. Drome. Way to stay with it and "Git 'er dun".
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so man you guys this heres importint. i was just over to google seeein if we're still number one for quit dippin. well we kinda are but man theres a paid ad what beats us. so man i clicked it at mylastdip.com (http://mylastdip.com/?gclid=CJ7thvz-sqoCFQsS2godT0-u_Q). guess what it is? some dudes got some reserch grants to find the best wways to quit dippin. thats rite. you cood sine up at there site to be a fuckin lab rat. but man what gets me is they prolly dont splain it if you sine up. they got a 'perfesshunal' seckshun what splains it.
any ways, may be you get drugs. may be you get cold terkey. may be you get some ass hat what never dipped a day in his life callin you up evry day. and may be after a year there give a dam bout you is busted. man what if 'sience' tells you you cant quit? if you cave man do they just check a box what says 'fail' and let you go on your mary way dippin to deth. is there evin a give a dam bout any thing but the grant money?
well man heres what i tell you. we got some thing what works rite here. postin up roll.
its 100% affective for me.
its 100% affective for TCOPE.
its 100% affective for LOOT.
its 100% affective for big brother jack.
its 100% affective for caseyg.
its 100% affective for bubblehead.
its 100% affective for flashman.
its 100% affective for ready.
its 100% affective for smokeyg.
its 100% affective for skowick.
its 100% affective for keddy.
its 100% affective for tons a other quiterers.
but it dont work if you dont follow the program. look at guys what failed. they quit the program. the program dint fail them.
man chewy otta get a reserch grant.
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so man you guys this heres importint. i was just over to google seeein if we're still number one for quit dippin. well we kinda are but man theres a paid ad what beats us. so man i clicked it at mylastdip.com (http://mylastdip.com/?gclid=CJ7thvz-sqoCFQsS2godT0-u_Q). guess what it is? some dudes got some reserch grants to find the best wways to quit dippin. thats rite. you cood sine up at there site to be a fuckin lab rat. but man what gets me is they prolly dont splain it if you sine up. they got a 'perfesshunal' seckshun what splains it.
any ways, may be you get drugs. may be you get cold terkey. may be you get some ass hat what never dipped a day in his life callin you up evry day. and may be after a year there give a dam bout you is busted. man what if 'sience' tells you you cant quit? if you cave man do they just check a box what says 'fail' and let you go on your mary way dippin to deth. is there evin a give a dam bout any thing but the grant money?
well man heres what i tell you. we got some thing what works rite here. postin up roll.
its 100% affective for me.
its 100% affective for TCOPE.
its 100% affective for LOOT.
its 100% affective for big brother jack.
its 100% affective for caseyg.
its 100% affective for bubblehead.
its 100% affective for flashman.
its 100% affective for ready.
its 100% affective for smokeyg.
its 100% affective for skowick.
its 100% affective for keddy.
its 100% affective for tons a other quiterers.
but it dont work if you dont follow the program. look at guys what failed. they quit the program. the program dint fail them.
man chewy otta get a reserch grant.
Rite on abowt the reesurch grant. KTC desirvs sum of them munies.
Postin role wurks fer me! 100% of the tyme.
You da man Syndrome, I jus qwit hear...I'll falloh yur leed 'Migo 'winker'
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so man you guys this heres importint. i was just over to google seeein if we're still number one for quit dippin. well we kinda are but man theres a paid ad what beats us. so man i clicked it at mylastdip.com (http://mylastdip.com/?gclid=CJ7thvz-sqoCFQsS2godT0-u_Q). guess what it is? some dudes got some reserch grants to find the best wways to quit dippin. thats rite. you cood sine up at there site to be a fuckin lab rat. but man what gets me is they prolly dont splain it if you sine up. they got a 'perfesshunal' seckshun what splains it.
any ways, may be you get drugs. may be you get cold terkey. may be you get some ass hat what never dipped a day in his life callin you up evry day. and may be after a year there give a dam bout you is busted. man what if 'sience' tells you you cant quit? if you cave man do they just check a box what says 'fail' and let you go on your mary way dippin to deth. is there evin a give a dam bout any thing but the grant money?
well man heres what i tell you. we got some thing what works rite here. postin up roll.
its 100% affective for me.
its 100% affective for TCOPE.
its 100% affective for LOOT.
its 100% affective for big brother jack.
its 100% affective for caseyg.
its 100% affective for bubblehead.
its 100% affective for flashman.
its 100% affective for ready.
its 100% affective for smokeyg.
its 100% affective for skowick.
its 100% affective for keddy.
its 100% affective for tons a other quiterers.
but it dont work if you dont follow the program. look at guys what failed. they quit the program. the program dint fail them.
man chewy otta get a reserch grant.
KTC is 100% awesome
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*LOOT pulls up a chair next to the fireplace and gets all comfy. Then pops a Tylenol to help with the translating that he'll have to do for the Comma post*
LOOT would like to be the first, although about 8 hours premature, to congratulate SinDrone on Day 1,000.
Thanks for all you do to advance the cause.
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*LOOT pulls up a chair next to the fireplace and gets all comfy. Then pops a Tylenol to help with the translating that he'll have to do for the Comma post*
LOOT would like to be the first, although about 8 hours premature, to congratulate SinDrone on Day 1,000.
Thanks for all you do to advance the cause.
I second that. Well Done Sir!!!
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1,000 units of quit. I tip my hat sir.
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Evin tho your still sellabratin plus 1 today, I wanted two stop inn and say cungrats and I will joyn you for plus won tommorrow two on you're thousanth day.
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thanks man you guys. so im gonna try and put all my acumullated wizdom in to a post later today in sellabrashun of my comma. but in the meen times head on over to mr. donuts and see irma man and she can hook you up with a good deel on sum donuts. but man you gotta tell her syndrome sent you or there aint no deel.
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thanks man you guys. so im gonna try and put all my acumullated wizdom in to a post later today in sellabrashun of my comma. but in the meen times head on over to mr. donuts and see irma man and she can hook you up with a good deel on sum donuts. but man you gotta tell her syndrome sent you or there aint no deel.
Happy comma day! Even though reading your posts drives me insane (it's the grammar Nazi in my head), you're an inspiration to all of us. Keep it up!
+1 'Cheers'
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thanks man you guys. so im gonna try and put all my acumullated wizdom in to a post later today in sellabrashun of my comma. but in the meen times head on over to mr. donuts and see irma man and she can hook you up with a good deel on sum donuts. but man you gotta tell her syndrome sent you or there aint no deel.
Happy comma day! Even though reading your posts drives me insane (it's the grammar Nazi in my head), you're an inspiration to all of us. Keep it up!
+1 'Cheers'
You, are, a, fine, quitter. Con,gratulations.
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Congrats on the comma Syndrome.
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Hay man you guys I busted out the spell checkers for this so loot donÂ’t get all confused and bitch bout my spellings. So man if you checked out the calendar you probably seen I got 1,000 days quit today. Well IÂ’m hear to tell you thatÂ’s a shit ton more days then I ever quit afore and I owe a ton a debt to those guys and gals what came afore me here and specially those ones what stay round long after they hit the hall. And that goes for the quitters what came here after me to. So man with that in mind I figured it was time to try and put what wisdom I can remember down in one place.
Atomic fire balls are like magic to me. I bet in my first 50 days hear I must a had probably 500 a those things cause every time I felt like having a dip man I wood pop one in my mouth. First off cause I tried using fake stuff afore to fight the oral fixations but it all ways led to turning back to the bitch. Second man those things burn so what started out as a 15 fire ball a day habit became 10 then 5 then I quit using um all together. So find what works for you and use it.
Journal/embrace the suck. Some days just suck donkey dicks. Rite it down so you can remember it. Stick it in your intro thread. Dip dreams. Foggy days. Days you want to tare off the bosses head and shit on it for no reel reason. Some days the boss disserves it but other days the bitch is just messing with your head. Those are the days you rite down. May be some buddy comes along and gives you some encouraging words. May be some where down the line some buddy reeds it and it helps them. May be your having a shitty day and need to reed it again. May be if you just rite bout it its like your own therapy. What ever. Just rite it down. Craves happen. Rite down how you fight um. May be it helps some buddy else. May be it helps you next crave. When you no you can beet the craves your quit is stronger.
Tomorrow. Man I must a rote volumes bout tomorrow hear. This hears mostly to those folks what are thinking bout quitting but ain’t made the leap yet. Tomorrows just an other excuse for not quitting. Every quitter on this site probably said at one time ‘I’m going to quit ________’ and you fill in the blank. Tomorrow. On my birthday. When I get married. When my kid is born. For new years. Rite after I finish this can. Man there all lies we tell our selves. Well man some thing comes up and we put it off. Till tomorrow. Only tomorrow never comes. So man I turned that to my vantage. I can have a dip tomorrow to celebrate what a good quitter I am. So man I’ll wake up in the morning and say well its not tomorrow so I cant have a dip. And now I got the nic bitch on her heels and I’m in control.
Post up roll all over the place. Man I forgot who it was what lit in to my ass some time after I hit the hall. I think it was that TCOPE but man if it wasnÂ’t some buddy let me no. But any ways man I was just posting up roll in my quit group every day not thinking bout nothing else. Well man he lit in to me good bout how I should be posting up with the new quitters and how my work wasnÂ’t done just cause I made the hall. And man there was all kinds a reel good points he made wile reaming me and some others a new hole. Any ways I took it to hart and started posting up most days in all the quit groups above the line. I also decided to find some older quit groups to post up in. Since I was in feb 2009 I figured that I wood start with old feb groups. Well man back in the feb 2007 group there was just billybrew man and he was talking to his self and may be going a bit crazy to. So man I started posting up with him. And man khasenfeffer over to feb 2008 was pretty much on his own to but he wasnÂ’t going crazy like billy man. So I figured with some early interventions may be I could help him keep going nuts to. Now man IÂ’m not asking any buddy to post in all the quit groups every day. But man I think the vets owe it to the new guys to post above the line often. I think the new guys owe it to the vets to find a old quit group or to or three and post up there to. The more you post up the stronger your quit is cause your promise is to more quitters. And I believe you make others quit stronger to by going in and saying IÂ’m hear and IÂ’m going to hold your ass accountable to.
Quitting ainÂ’t a race. Not to long ago I posted a quote in this thread that is all most exactly this. I ainÂ’t never going to catch Big Brother Jack. Or chewy. Or loot. Or even justquit who quit like 10 days afore me. But man I ainÂ’t going to quit quitting. I just need to beet the little nic bitch voice in my head what says to give up. And I do that by coming hear most days and posting up. I no that bitch is waiting for me to think my quit is so dam good I donÂ’t need to come hear at all. Man I seen it happen to to many tuff ass quitters. By coming often here I stay vigilante in my quit.
ThatÂ’s all I can think of rite now. I no as soon as I hit the submit post button a bunch a thing will hit me. And you no what? IÂ’m going to rite um down.
And if your this hears your first reed thru a my thread – reed the hole dam thing. Its gold. Just ask any buddy what red it.
PS to loot - my spell checkers didn't like screen names. But man spell checkers ain't perfect.
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Hay man you guys I busted out the spell checkers for this so loot don’t get all confused and bitch bout my spellings. So man if you checked out the calendar you probably seen I got 1,000 days quit today. Well I’m hear to tell you that’s a shit ton more days then I ever quit afore and I owe a ton a debt to those guys and gals what came afore me here and specially those ones what stay round long after they hit the hall. And that goes for the quitters what came here after me to. So man with that in mind I figured it was time to try and put what wisdom I can remember down in one place.
Atomic fire balls are like magic to me. I bet in my first 50 days hear I must a had probably 500 a those things cause every time I felt like having a dip man I wood pop one in my mouth. First off cause I tried using fake stuff afore to fight the oral fixations but it all ways led to turning back to the bitch. Second man those things burn so what started out as a 15 fire ball a day habit became 10 then 5 then I quit using um all together. So find what works for you and use it.
Journal/embrace the suck. Some days just suck donkey dicks. Rite it down so you can remember it. Stick it in your intro thread. Dip dreams. Foggy days. Days you want to tare off the bosses head and shit on it for no reel reason. Some days the boss disserves it but other days the bitch is just messing with your head. Those are the days you rite down. May be some buddy comes along and gives you some encouraging words. May be some where down the line some buddy reeds it and it helps them. May be your having a shitty day and need to reed it again. May be if you just rite bout it its like your own therapy. What ever. Just rite it down. Craves happen. Rite down how you fight um. May be it helps some buddy else. May be it helps you next crave. When you no you can beet the craves your quit is stronger.
Tomorrow. Man I must a rote volumes bout tomorrow hear. This hears mostly to those folks what are thinking bout quitting but ain’t made the leap yet. Tomorrows just an other excuse for not quitting. Every quitter on this site probably said at one time ‘I’m going to quit ________’ and you fill in the blank. Tomorrow. On my birthday. When I get married. When my kid is born. For new years. Rite after I finish this can. Man there all lies we tell our selves. Well man some thing comes up and we put it off. Till tomorrow. Only tomorrow never comes. So man I turned that to my vantage. I can have a dip tomorrow to celebrate what a good quitter I am. So man I’ll wake up in the morning and say well its not tomorrow so I cant have a dip. And now I got the nic bitch on her heels and I’m in control.
Post up roll all over the place. Man I forgot who it was what lit in to my ass some time after I hit the hall. I think it was that TCOPE but man if it wasn’t some buddy let me no. But any ways man I was just posting up roll in my quit group every day not thinking bout nothing else. Well man he lit in to me good bout how I should be posting up with the new quitters and how my work wasn’t done just cause I made the hall. And man there was all kinds a reel good points he made wile reaming me and some others a new hole. Any ways I took it to hart and started posting up most days in all the quit groups above the line. I also decided to find some older quit groups to post up in. Since I was in feb 2009 I figured that I wood start with old feb groups. Well man back in the feb 2007 group there was just billybrew man and he was talking to his self and may be going a bit crazy to. So man I started posting up with him. And man khasenfeffer over to feb 2008 was pretty much on his own to but he wasn’t going crazy like billy man. So I figured with some early interventions may be I could help him keep going nuts to. Now man I’m not asking any buddy to post in all the quit groups every day. But man I think the vets owe it to the new guys to post above the line often. I think the new guys owe it to the vets to find a old quit group or to or three and post up there to. The more you post up the stronger your quit is cause your promise is to more quitters. And I believe you make others quit stronger to by going in and saying I’m hear and I’m going to hold your ass accountable to.
Quitting ain’t a race. Not to long ago I posted a quote in this thread that is all most exactly this. I ain’t never going to catch Big Brother Jack. Or chewy. Or loot. Or even justquit who quit like 10 days afore me. But man I ain’t going to quit quitting. I just need to beet the little nic bitch voice in my head what says to give up. And I do that by coming hear most days and posting up. I no that bitch is waiting for me to think my quit is so dam good I don’t need to come hear at all. Man I seen it happen to to many tuff ass quitters. By coming often here I stay vigilante in my quit.
ThatÂ’s all I can think of rite now. I no as soon as I hit the submit post button a bunch a thing will hit me. And you no what? IÂ’m going to rite um down.
And if your this hears your first reed thru a my thread – reed the hole dam thing. Its gold. Just ask any buddy what red it.
PS to loot - my spell checkers didn't like screen names. But man spell checkers ain't perfect.
this seems so straightforward and clear......... i think.
Either way, if you only get every 5th or 6th word I can tell you as only one of very few people on the site that speaks Syndrome that
"'dem dere wirds are truthfullishness made of dat dere gold......."
TCOPIS MAXIMUS......
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Congrats on the comma Syndrome.
"And I believe you make others quit stronger..."
Congratulations... and thanks.
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Hay man you guys I busted out the spell checkers for this so loot donÂ’t get all confused and bitch bout my spellings. So man if you checked out the calendar you probably seen I got 1,000 days quit today. Well IÂ’m hear to tell you thatÂ’s a shit ton more days then I ever quit afore and I owe a ton a debt to those guys and gals what came afore me here and specially those ones what stay round long after they hit the hall. And that goes for the quitters what came here after me to. So man with that in mind I figured it was time to try and put what wisdom I can remember down in one place.
Atomic fire balls are like magic to me. I bet in my first 50 days hear I must a had probably 500 a those things cause every time I felt like having a dip man I wood pop one in my mouth. First off cause I tried using fake stuff afore to fight the oral fixations but it all ways led to turning back to the bitch. Second man those things burn so what started out as a 15 fire ball a day habit became 10 then 5 then I quit using um all together. So find what works for you and use it.
Journal/embrace the suck. Some days just suck donkey dicks. Rite it down so you can remember it. Stick it in your intro thread. Dip dreams. Foggy days. Days you want to tare off the bosses head and shit on it for no reel reason. Some days the boss disserves it but other days the bitch is just messing with your head. Those are the days you rite down. May be some buddy comes along and gives you some encouraging words. May be some where down the line some buddy reeds it and it helps them. May be your having a shitty day and need to reed it again. May be if you just rite bout it its like your own therapy. What ever. Just rite it down. Craves happen. Rite down how you fight um. May be it helps some buddy else. May be it helps you next crave. When you no you can beet the craves your quit is stronger.
Tomorrow. Man I must a rote volumes bout tomorrow hear. This hears mostly to those folks what are thinking bout quitting but ain’t made the leap yet. Tomorrows just an other excuse for not quitting. Every quitter on this site probably said at one time ‘I’m going to quit ________’ and you fill in the blank. Tomorrow. On my birthday. When I get married. When my kid is born. For new years. Rite after I finish this can. Man there all lies we tell our selves. Well man some thing comes up and we put it off. Till tomorrow. Only tomorrow never comes. So man I turned that to my vantage. I can have a dip tomorrow to celebrate what a good quitter I am. So man I’ll wake up in the morning and say well its not tomorrow so I cant have a dip. And now I got the nic bitch on her heels and I’m in control.
Post up roll all over the place. Man I forgot who it was what lit in to my ass some time after I hit the hall. I think it was that TCOPE but man if it wasnÂ’t some buddy let me no. But any ways man I was just posting up roll in my quit group every day not thinking bout nothing else. Well man he lit in to me good bout how I should be posting up with the new quitters and how my work wasnÂ’t done just cause I made the hall. And man there was all kinds a reel good points he made wile reaming me and some others a new hole. Any ways I took it to hart and started posting up most days in all the quit groups above the line. I also decided to find some older quit groups to post up in. Since I was in feb 2009 I figured that I wood start with old feb groups. Well man back in the feb 2007 group there was just billybrew man and he was talking to his self and may be going a bit crazy to. So man I started posting up with him. And man khasenfeffer over to feb 2008 was pretty much on his own to but he wasnÂ’t going crazy like billy man. So I figured with some early interventions may be I could help him keep going nuts to. Now man IÂ’m not asking any buddy to post in all the quit groups every day. But man I think the vets owe it to the new guys to post above the line often. I think the new guys owe it to the vets to find a old quit group or to or three and post up there to. The more you post up the stronger your quit is cause your promise is to more quitters. And I believe you make others quit stronger to by going in and saying IÂ’m hear and IÂ’m going to hold your ass accountable to.
Quitting ainÂ’t a race. Not to long ago I posted a quote in this thread that is all most exactly this. I ainÂ’t never going to catch Big Brother Jack. Or chewy. Or loot. Or even justquit who quit like 10 days afore me. But man I ainÂ’t going to quit quitting. I just need to beet the little nic bitch voice in my head what says to give up. And I do that by coming hear most days and posting up. I no that bitch is waiting for me to think my quit is so dam good I donÂ’t need to come hear at all. Man I seen it happen to to many tuff ass quitters. By coming often here I stay vigilante in my quit.
ThatÂ’s all I can think of rite now. I no as soon as I hit the submit post button a bunch a thing will hit me. And you no what? IÂ’m going to rite um down.
And if your this hears your first reed thru a my thread – reed the hole dam thing. Its gold. Just ask any buddy what red it.
PS to loot - my spell checkers didn't like screen names. But man spell checkers ain't perfect.
Excellent words and congrats on your 1,000 days. I just concluded 15 days and to continue my inner battles with the demon in my head I spend a lot of time on this website reading the experiences of others. I will take the things you say to heart - thanks for sharing.
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PS to loot - my spell checkers didn't like screen names. But man spell checkers ain't perfect.
Spell checkers may not be perfect...but for a little over 1000 days...YOUR QUIT has been! Perfect is awesome in terms of quit. Congrats again and thanks for all you do to carry the KTC banner.
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Congrats! Gold baby! Pure gold!
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Nicely done !!
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Dude!!
1,000 days?! Way to go Syndrome!
Just yesterday +1 right?
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Syndrome, you're my hero!!
Cahngratchulashens!
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so man i got a reel low tolerinse for stoopid shit. i here this ad on the radio yesterday from one a those cheep hair cut places and there sayin 'now you can check in on line' i mean what the fook is up with that? they gonna give you a vertule hair cut or some thing? are you reservein a place in line? i dont get it. i meen back afore i dissided i dint need hair i went to the barber shop. with a reel barber. and it was first come first served. man barber don dint take no reservashuns. and man you got a hot foam shave with a nice sharp strate razer to. ok so barber don dint have boobs. big fookin deel. i can see boobs lots a places. barber don new what i ment when i said 'hi and tite' or 'gimme a prinsetin'
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so man i was reedin the wall streets jernel yesterday and i see that obamama was warin 'mandels'. so first of man when did men stop warin sandels? cuz they been doin it for senturys. any ways i reed the articul thru and there talkin bout these fashun dudes givin out names line 'merse' and 'meggins' cuz these young guys aparintly are dressin up like girls to go out. well any ways one guy says that he dont like these names cuz there amaskulatin. well man im like 'what the fuck?' cuz it aint the name 'merse' what tells me your dicks been cut off. ITS THE FACKT THAT YOUR CARRYIN A FUCKIN PERSE THAT TELLS ME YOUR Y CROMASOME GREW A EXTRA LEG!
any ways thats my rant for today. and one more thing man if they ever call my kilt a 'mirt' and start printin um up with payslys some buddy will die.
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Your just gellus cause no one noticed your mandels and matching thong! :P
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man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.
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man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.
man you oh it to yourownself to interdoos yoorsef to him. Chek this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfwGkplB_sY) out en yool under stand wut i meen.
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man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.
I don't get that either. In my gym I see it all the time - the older dudes walking around naked and usually with their towel draped around their neck. I'm thinking, why can't you put the towel around your waist??? They walk around, shave in front of the mirror, brush their teeth, etc. and all with that towel around their neck. It's just plain jacked up. I don't get it.
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I really want to thank you for texting me about DCHOGS I just posted stuff in his intro. Wow what a great writer he is. I really missed this place, and just kept putting off getting in here. One should never be too busy for a quitter. Thanks. You have really made a difference in my life.
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hay man you guys i need some help. now dont worry cuz this aint cave pervenshun i need. as you guys prolly no we got the whackthepack site goin on and i'm tryin to post up some a my bestest words of wisdim over there so peeple what googel sends over there got some top rate advise to reed and may be they can sine up there. cuz man i'm all bout the quittin.
so any ways heres what i need help with. if i posted some thing that struck you in your intro thred man let me no. also if you no ware i can find some a my rants bout tomorow. i'm gonna do some serchin to but man any help will be aprishiated.
so thanks in advanse.
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hay man you giuys - do we got any quiterers down in that panh andle part a florida? cuz man im gonna be down to panamama city next week to race in the irenman race down there. then man pravidin i finish it up alive man when i get home im gettin a brand new tatoo. dont no if its gonna be on the arm or leg yet tho.
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hay man you guys this heres part 1 of the 5 part seeries of the jerny of syndrome to irenman-dom.
day 1 - traval to the race
so man i get up at 3 am in the mornin to meet up with my teem mate i'm ridin with down to the race. if you dont no - im talkin bout irenman florida. so man me and the sargint meet up at 4 and get all packt up for are jerny what shood be bout 17 hours. mrs sargint is comin to. now mr and mrs sargint are drug pushers. but man its ok cuz they got a state lisinse to do it. mrs sargint says she got to sleep round 1:30 am in the mornin so she gives me copilit seat. well man were leevin from round detroit at just afore 5 and man this aint planed to good cuz gess what? we hit that cincinati rite at the mornin rush hours thats what. so man that slowed us down a bit. but man we made it to kintucky and almost to louieville afore stoppin for brekfist. only it was to late to get brekfist at the micky d's place so we had to go to the cracker barells. now man there reely aint much to say bout the drive until i see this bilbored what says 'used cows for sale.' i am not makin this up. any ways as we get farther south i start to notise some thing. well reely to some things. theres lots more adult book stores. and theres lots more bilboreds tellin me im gonna burn in hell for aternity.
any ways thats reeely it for day 1. its like 10:30pm at nite now and im beet cuz i dint sleep at all. oh man i forgot. mrs sargint drove like 3 or 4 hours man and it was like avrige close to the sppeed limits but she was doin like 60 then 80 then 60 then 80. any ways im bushed and we gots a 8 am swimmin date. but its good cuz my wireliss works here and i can post up roll tomorow to.
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man i forgot to menshun some thing else bout yesterday. man one a the screws what holds my seet on fell out on the way down so now i gotta get it fixed up cuz no way i'm standin in the peddels for 112 miles man.
and you no what else? i just reelized that i spent 17 hours in a car with out even thinkin bout dip. not evin how cool it was to be dip free. that theres a kick ass feelin.
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Good luck at Ironman Florida Syn,Drome!
Just think what would happen if your foot slipped off the pedal and having no seat! OUCH!
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Good luck at Ironman Florida Syn,Drome!
Just think what would happen if your foot slipped off the pedal and having no seat! OUCH!
Here Here, I second that. Give em hell Syn.
'aqua' 'moto' 'exercise'
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man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.
I don't get that either. In my gym I see it all the time - the older dudes walking around naked and usually with their towel draped around their neck. I'm thinking, why can't you put the towel around your waist??? They walk around, shave in front of the mirror, brush their teeth, etc. and all with that towel around their neck. It's just plain jacked up. I don't get it.
When you get that old and your sac hangs most of the way to your knees, you will show it off to whoever you can get in front of too.
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so man you guys this is day 2 a the 5 day jerny to my irenman.
ok so my plan was to wake up make a 4 mile run down to ware my teem mates are stayin for a mornin swim. only i got up reely erly so man i walked down insted and stoped off at the waffel house for a bite to eat on the way. then man we started later then waht i aspectid. but man we did bout haff a hour or 40 minits a swimmin in the golf a mexaco. i tell you man we dint see much fish but man we did see a small ray on the bottum and 2 big ass jelly fishs. i meen thye were like big ass seat cushins floatin bout 6 inchis down and kind a pinky brown and man one a my teem mates says she thinks there man a wars. so any ways we swim way cleer a those bad boys.
after swimmin we hed over to the check ins cuz we here that tyr is givin away goggels to the first hunderd peepel in line. well we mist that but then man there was a guy from newtin shooes givin away socks to evry buddy warein there shoes. rememember i said i walked to the swim... well that meens i dint ware my newtins so i dint get socks. but man i talked up that shoe guy and told him my shoe was all squeeky. he says i got a defect and he thinks they can swap me out shoes. more bout that later. so we get all checked in and do some shoppin then i talk up the bike tecks cuz rememember i got a bustid seat. any ways they dont got a part for it but one a the tecks checks up with felt bikes and finds a local deeler what says he can help.
well man that deeler dint talk to his macanick cuz that was our next stop. they dint have a part but the felt rep was there and he says they can get one tomorow. so we'll see. rite now the bikes still broke. then man we do some lunch and some grossry shoppin.
next step for me is back to the newtins place. well man that guy waht i talked up wasnt no place to be seen and the boss lady says the shooe still works but man she can get me haff off a new pare when i by them. so man im gonna see if i can find that guy i talked up on thersday. any ways they got these recovry boots over at the expos so i figger i mite as well try that wile im still there.
then we planed to get some dinner so i get back to my room and cleen up wile the rest go for a ride and a run on acount a i cant ride cuz my bike is bustid like i said afore. well man not sleepin a lot finely cot up with me and i crashed out. so wehn evry buddy is reddy for dinner i hafta say sorry but i am beet.
so any ways thats day 2.
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day 3.
i get to check out a the cheep hotel and into the place ware most a my team is stayin. but fi rst i gotta go for a swim with um. i keep forgetin this plase is on centrol time so man first i start headin to swim at just afore 7 easter time and thats 6 centrol time. way to erly so i get bout 200 yards down the rode and turn back. finely at 7 centrol time i restart the walk. i get bout haff way there and think man this wood be a good time to cut over to the beech and head up that way. bad idea cuz you go way slower in the sands. im tryin to gess the distinses and man theres just a see a peepel warin wetsoots. at this point i figger i gotta do some runnin to get there in time. i pick out what i think is the rite bildin and take off at a trot. well man its my lucky day cuz i here a voise callin my name. i gessed the rong bildin you guys. i wood a run prolly a quarter mile down the beech and missed the swim. so any ways the surf is way up from yesterday and thats a good lessen for me. man there are way to many jelly fishs round here tho.
ok so swim over and i get checked out a my hotel. well we're gonna hed over to the expos but theres a bike macanick on the way. well as you no my bike is busted. so man i talk him up bout fixin it and what not. well man he wants my bike so i go get it for him. and sure anuff he has just waht i need and $20 bucks later im reddy to ride agin! and its a good thing to cuz that bike shop never called me.
well we got in bout a 12 mile ride after that. then some down time afore the big bankwet waht wasnt all that good reely. rest a the time just chilled. but man i got some other thots to share. first man they gots a taco bell here but its sine says 'closed for the seeson' reely? what the fucks up with that? seckind man is we dont have no chik fil as round us that far north. man there billboreds crack me up bout as much as there tv comershuls.
atween day 3 and 4 im sposed to sleep a lot. and sinse im ritin this on the mornin of day 4 i did ok.
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day 4.
not much to say today. got anuther swim in the golf. waves were bigger yet. rest a the day was chillin and gettin all the geer to gether and checkin the bike in. lots a fluids and carbs.
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.
First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.
Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.
The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.
The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.
T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.
Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº
T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.
Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.
Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.
I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.
Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.
First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.
Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.
The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.
The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.
T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.
Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº
T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.
Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.
Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.
I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.
Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
Syndrome = Stud. Congrats. Proud to quit with the stuff you are made of.
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.
First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.
Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.
The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.
The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.
T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.
Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº
T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.
Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.
Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.
I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.
Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
Syndrome = Stud. Congrats. Proud to quit with the stuff you are made of.
mucho mucho, senor syndrome....
who's your secretary?
have i done her?
T
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.
First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.
Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.
The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.
The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.
T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.
Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº
T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.
Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.
Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.
I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.
Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
Syndrome = Stud. Congrats. Proud to quit with the stuff you are made of.
mucho mucho, senor syndrome....
who's your secretary?
have i done her?
T
Mad props to you Syndrome. Nothing like blowing away your own expectations! Way to go brother!
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.
First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.
Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.
The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.
The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.
T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.
Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº
T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.
Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.
Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.
I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.
Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
Syndrome = Stud. Congrats. Proud to quit with the stuff you are made of.
mucho mucho, senor syndrome....
who's your secretary?
have i done her?
T
Mad props to you Syndrome. Nothing like blowing away your own expectations! Way to go brother!
awesome dude, just awesome. congratulations!
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.
First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.
Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.
The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.
The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.
T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.
Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº
T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.
Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.
Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.
I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.
Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
Syndrome = Stud. Congrats. Proud to quit with the stuff you are made of.
mucho mucho, senor syndrome....
who's your secretary?
have i done her?
T
Mad props to you Syndrome. Nothing like blowing away your own expectations! Way to go brother!
awesome dude, just awesome. congratulations!
Unreal Mr. Drome!! Congrats is not strong enough of a word. Inspiring beyond measure! Way to go!!!!!
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hay man you guys. this is for some a the newer guys comin round here lately. i want to asplain some thing and make it reely cleer like. this here site aint the face book. ok. you dont come in here and make a intro then come back and give us statis reports. i dont wanna see shit like 'ha made day 3' in your intro when you dint post up roll call. see your statis report aint your word. its what you did today. or man evin yesterday. man i get statis reports from my peeons at work or my kids. but this here sites diffrint. we man up and post up roll call. we tell you what were gonna do. were not gonna take nickateen in any form today. thats our word. our pr0mise to our bruthers. thats how the quittin works round here.
you wanna give statis up dates? give um to your boss or go join the face book.
heres what i want you do do with that intro. rite down how you feel like a truck ran you over then backed up to see what it hit. rite down how you got past that dam crave cuz its gonna happin agin. prolly to you. and may be you help anuther guy to. rite down shit waht keeps you quit. rite down when things suck. make it a hunnert times worser so you dont never wanna cave. rite down things what come to mind just to distrackt your self.
do not give me 11 pm statis up dates unless you posted up roll.
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hay man you guys. this is for some a the newer guys comin round here lately. i want to asplain some thing and make it reely cleer like. this here site aint the face book. ok. you dont come in here and make a intro then come back and give us statis reports. i dont wanna see shit like 'ha made day 3' in your intro when you dint post up roll call. see your statis report aint your word. its what you did today. or man evin yesterday. man i get statis reports from my peeons at work or my kids. but this here sites diffrint. we man up and post up roll call. we tell you what were gonna do. were not gonna take nickateen in any form today. thats our word. our pr0mise to our bruthers. thats how the quittin works round here.
you wanna give statis up dates? give um to your boss or go join the face book.
heres what i want you do do with that intro. rite down how you feel like a truck ran you over then backed up to see what it hit. rite down how you got past that dam crave cuz its gonna happin agin. prolly to you. and may be you help anuther guy to. rite down shit waht keeps you quit. rite down when things suck. make it a hunnert times worser so you dont never wanna cave. rite down things what come to mind just to distrackt your self.
do not give me 11 pm statis up dates unless you posted up roll.
Priceless Drome, just priceless. Nice avatar too! Yes this ain't Facebook or Twawter!
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hay man you guys. this is for some a the newer guys comin round here lately. i want to asplain some thing and make it reely cleer like. this here site aint the face book. ok. you dont come in here and make a intro then come back and give us statis reports. i dont wanna see shit like 'ha made day 3' in your intro when you dint post up roll call. see your statis report aint your word. its what you did today. or man evin yesterday. man i get statis reports from my peeons at work or my kids. but this here sites diffrint. we man up and post up roll call. we tell you what were gonna do. were not gonna take nickateen in any form today. thats our word. our pr0mise to our bruthers. thats how the quittin works round here.
you wanna give statis up dates? give um to your boss or go join the face book.
heres what i want you do do with that intro. rite down how you feel like a truck ran you over then backed up to see what it hit. rite down how you got past that dam crave cuz its gonna happin agin. prolly to you. and may be you help anuther guy to. rite down shit waht keeps you quit. rite down when things suck. make it a hunnert times worser so you dont never wanna cave. rite down things what come to mind just to distrackt your self.
do not give me 11 pm statis up dates unless you posted up roll.
Priceless Drome, just priceless. Nice avatar too! Yes this ain't Facebook or Twawter!
Thank you drome.
PS...I just read the first post and response of this thread. Interesting that a guy with 271 cumulative posts who just hit the 100 day mark is questioning Comrade Drome's intent.
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Congrats on the Three years!!!
'wave' 'wave'
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Congrats on the Three years!!!
'wave' 'wave'
x 2
Way to lead by example Syn,drome aka Iron,drome....
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man you guys i got a confeshun to make. last nite i was wachin that star wars 2 and i thot it wood be compleetly incredabel to be bangin that nataly portman chick. yea i was wachin star wars 2. thats pritty imbareasin. 'embarrassed' its pritty crappy. but man is she hot.
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i got a dreem.
see it takes me less then 5 minits to post up roll in 8 or 9 groops in the mornin.
feb 09 - my hof groop
feb 08 - i like to keep hassinfeffer compny
09 classes
old timers
all the groops above the line
but then i go and look at the groops above the linne and gess what? ware are the vets? yesterday in the jan groop there were 3 vets with a yeer quit posted in support. 3. what the fuck is that? theres all ways a serge in the newist groop. vets what want to point out what dum asses we got in this new groop. then poof there gone. thats how we pay it forwerd? bull shit! there otta be 200 names postin up roll dam neer evry day in the groops above the line. hell may be 300. is it reely that hard? is it to much to ask? hell i wonder if evin haff the 'vets' here with a yeer or more a quit evin bother to reed the intros. i see a few postin there help to the newbs but ware the fuck are the rest a you? when did your give a dam brake? is your quit - and your postin just on cruze control?
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i got a dreem.
see it takes me less then 5 minits to post up roll in 8 or 9 groops in the mornin.
feb 09 - my hof groop
feb 08 - i like to keep hassinfeffer compny
09 classes
old timers
all the groops above the line
but then i go and look at the groops above the linne and gess what? ware are the vets? yesterday in the jan groop there were 3 vets with a yeer quit posted in support. 3. what the fuck is that? theres all ways a serge in the newist groop. vets what want to point out what dum asses we got in this new groop. then poof there gone. thats how we pay it forwerd? bull shit! there otta be 200 names postin up roll dam neer evry day in the groops above the line. hell may be 300. is it reely that hard? is it to much to ask? hell i wonder if evin haff the 'vets' here with a yeer or more a quit evin bother to reed the intros. i see a few postin there help to the newbs but ware the fuck are the rest a you? when did your give a dam brake? is your quit - and your postin just on cruze control?
I whole-heartedly agree Syndrome. Paying it forward is an every day thing. Thanks for the reminder.
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kd4jet - 488 - Ok boys i got a big problem with you bunch a lazy, self-centered, where's mine, non-supporting, Oh i'm quit so that's all that matters fucks !! Don't think i'm singling out your group in particular cause i'm not it's all the vets that aren't supporting the newbies that has my ass chapped !! I have noticed this in the last couple weeks or so that the support posts have dropped to just a few great quitters that do it everyday. The rest of you worthless pricks just come here post your own roll most times just a name and a number and nothing else, fucking pathetic !!! So the reason for the rant is to maybe get some of you lazy fucks off your ass and support the new groups. I could care less if you don't come and support me in my group but them newbies above the line need all the help they can get in the beginning, and i know for a fact you pricks got it when you were new. So PAY IT THE FUCK FOWARD ASSHOLES !!!
so man it was kenny what chewed are buts out and not tcope. but i rememembered havin it chewed out.
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kd4jet - 488 - Ok boys i got a big problem with you bunch a lazy, self-centered, where's mine, non-supporting, Oh i'm quit so that's all that matters fucks !! Don't think i'm singling out your group in particular cause i'm not it's all the vets that aren't supporting the newbies that has my ass chapped !! I have noticed this in the last couple weeks or so that the support posts have dropped to just a few great quitters that do it everyday. The rest of you worthless pricks just come here post your own roll most times just a name and a number and nothing else, fucking pathetic !!! So the reason for the rant is to maybe get some of you lazy fucks off your ass and support the new groups. I could care less if you don't come and support me in my group but them newbies above the line need all the help they can get in the beginning, and i know for a fact you pricks got it when you were new. So PAY IT THE FUCK FOWARD ASSHOLES !!!
so man it was kenny what chewed are buts out and not tcope. but i rememembered havin it chewed out.
Roger
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hay man you guys rememember me? i hope so cuz i post here most evry day. if you quit in the last 2 yeers theres a good chanse i posted support in your groop at leest 90 times. and gess what? i'm still fuckin quit.
i aint gonna tell you your quits goin down the shitter if you leave here evin tho theres tons a evadinse in these here intro threds that it cood.
what i will tell you is if you make this site part a your day and part a your life you will remain quit.
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hay man you guys i got my bruther to agre to work with me over the holadays to get the best a syndrome in a eezy to reed format. so man i prolly wont do my race recaps or any a the bob and loyer dave stuff. but man if theres other stuff here or any ware else you see it man let old syndrome no cuz man i wnat it to be like raquired reedin for the newbs. so man i waant it to be hi qualty stuff. cuz im tired a that loot guy bitchin he cant reed cuz he flunked the therd grade a bunch a times.
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Do not change your spell check settings. It makes perfect sense to me.
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Do not change your spell check settings. It makes perfect sense to me.
U sayin I can't reed? Brang it!
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Do not change your spell check settings. It makes perfect sense to me.
U sayin I can't reed? Brang it!
Dun tode u oonc. U chaing enyting an LOOT mey jus ban u.
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hay man you guys. reed thru this here thred and you will no i think mishigin drivers are reely stoopid. well man heres a nuther axampel. now man most places you dont get new lisinse plates evry year you get stickers wwhat go on the old plates rite? well it aint no diffrint here. they evin got instructshuns what go with the stickers. 'PLACE IN UPPER RIGHT CORNER' and man i see it all the time ware peepel must be reel proud a there stickers cuz ones in the upper rite. ones in the lower rite. ones in the upper left. and ones in the lower left. evin some puts one ded in the middel. well man yesterday takes the cake. i saw a dude with 3 stickers rite down the middel of his plate man. man if i was a cop i'd pull his ass over on a dayly bases and rite him up for bein a dumass what cant fallow instructshuns. and man i'd sit in the same spot evry day and pull him over til he fixed it up rite. cuz the dudes to fuckin dum to drive a diffrint way i bet.
and no i rememembered why i was pist in the first plase. man i go to the ymca most mornins and they got like 30 handycrippel parkin spases. i come out this mornin and theres not 1 but 2 a the handycrippels parked in a no parkin area what saved may be 30 feet a walkin. now your goin to the ymca so man you must be thinkin a doin some exersizes and you cant walk a extera 30 feet? man there just lucky i dint think a it afore but next time im hockin a lugie rite on there wind sheelds man.
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man there just lucky i dint think a it afore but next time im hockin a lugie rite on there wind sheelds man.
I just love your Christmas "spirit," drome . . . . 'crackup'
I thought those stickers went right in the middle of our foreheads . . . .
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i come out this mornin and theres not 1 but 2 a the handycrippels parked in a no parkin area what saved may be 30 feet a walkin. now your goin to the ymca so man you must be thinkin a doin some exersizes and you cant walk a extera 30 feet?
This reminds me of people parking as close to the start of the walking trails as possible - sometimes almost blocking the entrance to the trails. What is the fucking point?
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man there just lucky i dint think a it afore but next time im hockin a lugie rite on there wind sheelds man.
I just love your Christmas "spirit," drome . . . . 'crackup'
I thought those stickers went right in the middle of our foreheads . . . .
nahh...stickers fall off in the shower. I got the tattoo.
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i come out this mornin and theres not 1 but 2 a the handycrippels parked in a no parkin area what saved may be 30 feet a walkin. now your goin to the ymca so man you must be thinkin a doin some exersizes and you cant walk a extera 30 feet?
This reminds me of people parking as close to the start of the walking trails as possible - sometimes almost blocking the entrance to the trails. What is the fucking point?
I just got back from DisneyWorld. You wouldn't believe the number of electric scooters going around that place. It's like walmart on steroids. And 95% of the folks aren't using them because they have a disability, but rather because they're too fat to walk 200 yards without having to sit down and eat a doughnut.
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man there just lucky i dint think a it afore but next time im hockin a lugie rite on there wind sheelds man.
I just love your Christmas "spirit," drome . . . . 'crackup'
I thought those stickers went right in the middle of our foreheads . . . .
nahh...stickers fall off in the shower. I got the tattoo.
I don't want to know the location of your tattoo (TMI), but it must be fun showing it to the officer when he pulls you over . . . . :o
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
But you come out the other end of the tunnel wiser to the world.
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mishigin drivers are reely stoopid.
So are their intersections
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-f ... 24379.html (http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-first-Michigan-Left-Turn-opens-at-Plano-intersection-99324379.html)
I always heard two wrongs don't make a right and Four rights make a square, but a right and a u-turn are fucked up.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
But you come out the other end of the tunnel wiser to the world.
No I don't. I don't really care how much of a vet this guy is, it annoys the Hell out of me. It's almost like he is trying to write that way., and if so that's very sad.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
But you come out the other end of the tunnel wiser to the world.
No I don't. I don't really care how much of a vet this guy is, it annoys the Hell out of me. It's almost like he is trying to write that way., and if so that's very sad.
This coming from an Aggie?
Welcome to the dip rage bro.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
But you come out the other end of the tunnel wiser to the world.
No I don't. I don't really care how much of a vet this guy is, it annoys the Hell out of me. It's almost like he is trying to write that way., and if so that's very sad.
This coming from an Aggie?
Welcome to the dip rage bro.
Jus cus u dont hav a conversun diktionaree. I thout al Aggee's speled thisa way.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
But you come out the other end of the tunnel wiser to the world.
No I don't. I don't really care how much of a vet this guy is, it annoys the Hell out of me. It's almost like he is trying to write that way., and if so that's very sad.
This coming from an Aggie?
Welcome to the dip rage bro.
Hahahahaha, dip rage? Nope. Just straight honesty bro. And no, aggies don't write like this. Thanks though
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
But you come out the other end of the tunnel wiser to the world.
No I don't. I don't really care how much of a vet this guy is, it annoys the Hell out of me. It's almost like he is trying to write that way., and if so that's very sad.
This coming from an Aggie?
Welcome to the dip rage bro.
Hahahahaha, dip rage? Nope. Just straight honesty bro. And no, aggies don't write like this. Thanks though
You are speaking of things you do not understand.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
But you come out the other end of the tunnel wiser to the world.
No I don't. I don't really care how much of a vet this guy is, it annoys the Hell out of me. It's almost like he is trying to write that way., and if so that's very sad.
This coming from an Aggie?
Welcome to the dip rage bro.
Hahahahaha, dip rage? Nope. Just straight honesty bro. And no, aggies don't write like this. Thanks though
You are speaking of things you do not understand.
Focus on his meaning. The power of his message. He is truth and wisdom. A believer in quit and that its a force that compels us all.
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I would like to end this talk. Props to syndrome, I retract what I have said. Misunderstanding
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mishigin drivers are reely stoopid.
So are their intersections
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-f ... 24379.html (http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-first-Michigan-Left-Turn-opens-at-Plano-intersection-99324379.html)
I always heard two wrongs don't make a right and Four rights make a square, but a right and a u-turn are fucked up.
man it thot that when i moved up here to. but ware they got it makes lots a sense. hevvy trafic goin both ways meens eether
a) only a couple a lefts made at eech cicle a the lite
2) long cicles cuz you hafta get 10 or so cars thru the left eech time or
iii) fukced up mishigin lefts ware you can get like 20 thru in a reguler cicle.
now man this makes sense here with like 3 or 4 lanes goin eech way. dont make sense in a small town tho.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
dont worry man cuz me and my bruther are gonna rite up the reely smart stuff in this here thred in a eezy reeder thred for fokes like you what are reeding challinged.
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mishigin drivers are reely stoopid.
So are their intersections
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-f ... 24379.html (http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-first-Michigan-Left-Turn-opens-at-Plano-intersection-99324379.html)
I always heard two wrongs don't make a right and Four rights make a square, but a right and a u-turn are fucked up.
man it thot that when i moved up here to. but ware they got it makes lots a sense. hevvy trafic goin both ways meens eether
a) only a couple a lefts made at eech cicle a the lite
2) long cicles cuz you hafta get 10 or so cars thru the left eech time or
iii) fukced up mishigin lefts ware you can get like 20 thru in a reguler cicle.
now man this makes sense here with like 3 or 4 lanes goin eech way. dont make sense in a small town tho.
Is this some kind of recipe or something? What's the recipe for?
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mishigin drivers are reely stoopid.
So are their intersections
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-f ... 24379.html (http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-first-Michigan-Left-Turn-opens-at-Plano-intersection-99324379.html)
I always heard two wrongs don't make a right and Four rights make a square, but a right and a u-turn are fucked up.
man it thot that when i moved up here to. but ware they got it makes lots a sense. hevvy trafic goin both ways meens eether
a) only a couple a lefts made at eech cicle a the lite
2) long cicles cuz you hafta get 10 or so cars thru the left eech time or
iii) fukced up mishigin lefts ware you can get like 20 thru in a reguler cicle.
now man this makes sense here with like 3 or 4 lanes goin eech way. dont make sense in a small town tho.
Is this some kind of recipe or something? What's the recipe for?
Sounds like he's making a "cicle."
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mishigin drivers are reely stoopid.
So are their intersections
http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-f ... 24379.html (http://www.wfaa.com/news/local/States-first-Michigan-Left-Turn-opens-at-Plano-intersection-99324379.html)
I always heard two wrongs don't make a right and Four rights make a square, but a right and a u-turn are fucked up.
man it thot that when i moved up here to. but ware they got it makes lots a sense. hevvy trafic goin both ways meens eether
a) only a couple a lefts made at eech cicle a the lite
2) long cicles cuz you hafta get 10 or so cars thru the left eech time or
iii) fukced up mishigin lefts ware you can get like 20 thru in a reguler cicle.
now man this makes sense here with like 3 or 4 lanes goin eech way. dont make sense in a small town tho.
Is this some kind of recipe or something? What's the recipe for?
Sounds like he's making a "cicle."
This is deja vu all over again.
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It takes me twice as long to read any syndrome post. It actually hurts my eyes and my head to even attempt reading it. Wow.
dont worry man cuz me and my bruther are gonna rite up the reely smart stuff in this here thred in a eezy reeder thred for fokes like you what are reeding challinged.
That would be great. I'm sure you and your brother have alot of time to do that.
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day 1,146
man i posted up with my number to day cuz i was a big lazy terd over the holadays. and it just aint rite to go a week then post yesterday +1 like i do normal. i werent at risk a cavin at all and i still got numbers. but its a bad exsampel for me to go missin like that and not textin guys to post me up.
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ok ytou guys its been a wile sinse i put any thing here but man yesterday sucked. first i new it was gonna suck a bit cuz i was puttin a kid in braces so theres a big check to the braces guy.
but man then it got worser. mrs. drome calls me at work sayin the garage door wont open up. the opener dont work. and shes got like a hunnert things to do. so man i just tell her to pull that cord and lift up the door and i can disside what to do when i get home. looks like thersdays gonna be a unsckeduled day off a work. not 5 minits later shes callin me agin sayin it must be locked cuz she cant move it a lick. i cant baleive shes so week she cant move the door. but i cant trubble shoot from work so i figger the afternoon wood be better than tomorow any ways. well i talk to the boss man and tell him i gots to go cuz shes got a hunnert things to do. and man hes cool with it so i scoot out round lunch times.
now man i get home adn i give it a look and she pulled the cord all rite. so man i get set to throw that door up. only no what? dam thing dont move. now i aint all hulk hogan but i aint week neether. so man i bend at the knees and give a good lift. i get that thing up bout 3 inchis man and *boom* its back on the floor. so bein smart like i am i look up and sure anuff the spring done snaped in haff. well man i aint got the tools or experteze to do that fix so i get out the yellow pages man and find some buddy what can. so i call him up and tell him my problim and also that it must a burtn out the motor to the opener to so man i prolly need a new one a them to. he says may be he can fix it so he is gonna look at it afore putin a new one up. and man its my lucky day cuz they got no work goin on and he can be out in haff a hour.
well man wile were waitin mrs drome says she was lookin at the door and thot she saw the paint chippin but when she looked closer it waas cracked. well man i dont care how it looks i aint gettin her a new door to.
the repare guy gets there and were chatin as hes changin out the spring. corse the cheep sob bilder used the smallist spring he cood and it lasted bout 10 yeers. well he gets done replacin both and we hoist the door up so as he can look at the opener. well man we get it up and *snap* man the bottum pannle a the door folds rite up. bad news my frend... i need a new door to. good news is hes got what i want in stock in the ware house and can get me all set up tomorow. so i prolly got to take tomorow off any ways.
time for a quick re cap so far. i think i need a new opener and a day off a work. then it gets better cuz i need some springs and only a haff day off a work. now i need a opener springs and a new door and a day and a haff off a work.
well man bout a haff a hour later he calls me agin. seems his instaler guys got time to do it today. so they can be there bout 1:30. and bing bang boom afore 3:00 im all fixed up and ritin a big ass check. so now i can go to the braces guy and rite a nuther big ass check. at leest i dont hafta take thersday off a work. and man i no what it takes to hang a freakin garage door. so man if you ever need to put in a garage door i bet i cood help. but i dont got the tools to fuck with springs.
hell of a way to spend day 1,183 man.
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Great story 'Drome. I experienced that one twice in the last 8 years. Up north garage doors are insulated and heavy, and builders are still cheap-ass sob's who put in undersized springs. Ha. It's always nice to know I'm not a special butterfly.
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'arse' BIG ASS CHECKS SUCK!!! 'arse'
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If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.
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In my professional opinion, I would call a professional :D. We are not ALL cheap ass SOB's 'finger point'.
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If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.
um - yea, I know I'm new and all and probably should keep my mouth shut - but no lie - I have a guy in the hospital right now for EXACTLY what Loot described...
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If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.
um - yea, I know I'm new and all and probably should keep my mouth shut - but no lie - I have a guy in the hospital right now for EXACTLY what Loot described...
man if your a quiterer you dont have to keep your mouth shut round me.
i tell you guys old drome will play round with plummin and alectrics but hes smart anuff not to play with them door springs or gas lines. my momma dint raise no dummys.
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hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.
first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.
then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.
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hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.
first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.
then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.
this is fucking awesome!!!
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If you don't have the tools/know how to set a garage door spring...stay the fuck away from them or you may just be writing a big ass check to the Oral surgeon to reset your jaw and give you some good falsies.
um - yea, I know I'm new and all and probably should keep my mouth shut - but no lie - I have a guy in the hospital right now for EXACTLY what Loot described...
man if your a quiterer you dont have to keep your mouth shut round me.
i tell you guys old drome will play round with plummin and alectrics but hes smart anuff not to play with them door springs or gas lines. my momma dint raise no dummys.
My garage door spring broke bout a year ago. I changed it myself and used a couple of large Craftsman screwdrivres to wind it up (it worked but I would very strongly advise against it).
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hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.
first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.
then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.
I would have thought a third nipple would qualify you for a handi-cap sticker.
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hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.
first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.
then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.
man i went over to the ymca agin last nite and i sware to god there was this same gray ford parked ware it shoodnt be. im thinkin i shood get some pam or wd40 and spray it on the fuckers wind sheeld.
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hay man you guys i dont no if its ragin or just plane gettin sick a inconsidderite dog fuckers but yesterday i was all set to start just smashin in to cars.
first up im over to the old ymca and i pull in and theres this new linkin parked acrost 2 spaces man. fuckin dick head. so man as im findin a plase to park i work up a good hawker and bam rite on that fuckers wind sheeld. but i aint done. i stand there and work up a nuther and hawk a seckind loogy there to. he shood be lucky i dint just fuckin key his car rite there.
then man theres like 40 handycrippel spaces in the lot then rite neer the bilding there nice brite diaginel lines what screem to me hay fuck head dont park here. but fuck no them handycrippels got not 1 but 3 cars parked in the no parkin. them suns a bitchis coodnt walk a extra 20 or 40 feet into the ymca? then what the fuck are they doin there? man i just wanted to start kickin there doors in.
man i went over to the ymca agin last nite and i sware to god there was this same gray ford parked ware it shoodnt be. im thinkin i shood get some pam or wd40 and spray it on the fuckers wind sheeld.
Bead of grease on the wipers. That'll learn 'em.
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you no what i hate? i meen a sides from havin to dig down to page 4 a the intros just to find my thred or just big tabacky in generel? i hate day lite savins time.
but man i love that big ass number we postid up on big savins wensday yesterday. over 220 grand. thats good savins there. speshully from them pricks over to big tabacky.
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Reflections on the past 2 years.
Just over two years ago, I was getting ready to do the annual enrollment for benefits, and I noticed that the company was going to charge $50/month more for people who use tobacco. That's real money, and coupled with the $100+/month I was pissing away on Cope, I decided it was time for a change. I've tried to quit before. I've used the patch. I've used Smokey Mountain and Oregon Mint snuff. And I've failed. So I jumped on the internet in the hopes of finding something, anything that would help me quit. Among the things I found was this site. I lurked for a while, trying to find the magic trick to quit. I couldn't find it. Honestly, I almost didn't even register on this site. I mean how could posting to an anonymous internet forum be any better than medical science (the patch or gum) or doing it on my own? How fucking queer is that? But I joined any way, determined to give it my best shot. Like I said back when I had that first dip dream, if I caved, I could disappear into the vapors of the internet and never come back. My posting style (for the most part) has been predicated on looking at the brighter side of things for the most part. I don't think some of the vets thought I was serious about quitting. But I found brothers in arms with my Feb '09 quit group.
What's worked for me, and why I think it has. (and it may or may not work for you)
First and foremost was posting roll. I've already said I thought it was absurd, when I started. But posting with some of those guys made me feel like I'd be the biggest pussy in the world to cave. HDFIREDAWG was in fucking IRAQ and trying to quit with us. He couldn't post every day, but did when he could. The dude was getting his ass shot at, and trying to quit. Fuck if I was worried about being shot at, IEDs and car bombs, the last thing I'd be worried about is the bitch killing me! Yet here he was, quitting with the rest of us. No way was I going to fucking cave! After hitting the hall, I found other brothers with similar interests the EEC and posting up with those guys is just like an extension of posting roll. Stay in touch and support each other.
Second was addressing the addiction: the true chemical addiction to nicotine. As mentioned, I'd tried the patch. But as soon as the patch was gone, so was my quit. Ask any brother here, and they'll tell you the reason is obvious. The patch is just another delivery system. You've traded dip delivery for patch, but the addiction is still fed. Quit the patch, feel like shit, and BOOM! back to dip, because it makes you feel better. Well that cycle isn't going to work, but I didn't understand what it was doing, because I didn't understand the fog, the funk, or whatever you want to call it was part of the healing process, and I was destroying it after each cycle. Part two was understanding that the addiction NEVER GOES AWAY. Every day is a fight, and stress has caused a good number of quitters to cave. Then there are the true bad ass quitters, the ones we look to and say, "I want to be that tough every fucking day!" I don't even know how often she comes around these days, but I want to say, from the bottom of my heart, THANK YOU NICKIE for every story you've shared.
Third was the oral fixation: I'm not a fan of the fake stuff, because it always lead me back to Cope when I couldn't find the fake stuff. I needed something different, and anyone who has followed this thread can tell you what I found - atomic fire balls. I could buy them in bulk and cheaply. I couldn't pack them in my lip, and I could only take so many, and they killed the taste of anything I put in my mouth (so I didn't desire anything else in there.) I still throw one in every now and again. I rarely chew gum for the simple reason is that I still find myself packing it. Yes, even after 2 years.
I'm going to tell you right now that even after the hall it isn't always easy. I've had days where I've thought, "I could have just one." when I damn well know I can't. I've used the tools I picked up here or inertia (or the inability to get off my ass) to fight through and say, "NO FUCKING WAY AM I TURNING MY LIFE BACK OVER TO TOBACCO!" If you've been around for more than a few months, you've probably seen a long time quitter cave. This is a fight for life, and I'm going to fight it every day for the rest of my life! Now who's fucking with me!
I wish you'd ditch the village idiot garbage and write coherently like this all the time, because you have some badass shit to say. I'd love to know more about your TRI crap but I can't get a sentence or two into the stupidity before I get bored and think about how much time you wasted.
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hay man you guys i gotta blow off some steem cuz yesterday i had the worstest car byin exspeeriense ever.
now im byin a used car with the thot that my younger dotter will get it in bout 4 years. i pick out a car what i like and tell them at the dealer that i want it sertafied inspected and such and such a prise. and they say ok. so man i fill out the credit on line and tell um i want such and such a term. i get um evry thiing they need afore 3 pm in the after noon. there evin gonna get the plates all hooked up. then i make a pointmint to pick it up at 6:30.
now heres ware the dog fuckers screw the pooch. i get there bout 10 minits erly and i got both my girls with me. mrs drome drop us off on acount a she had some meeting thing goin on. well man we gotta wait 20 minits for the sales guy to show up cuz hes test drivin with some guy. then when he gets there he hands off the paper work to a nuther guy cuz hes to bizzy for me.
none a the paper work is done. the loan aint been run. and its gonna be 'a few' minits. try 30. and by now its pushin on 7:30 and i got kids with the home work.
the term a the loan is rong. i think they did it to get more intrist rate.
the plates aint there. i gotta come back 'tomorrow'
there sposed to have 3 months a xm radeo. it aint hooked up.
the front speekers in the car dont evin work.
i'm goin back for the plates today. they will set up xm. my speekers will work. we will re do the loan papers. or i will exsersize my 3 day rites and tell them the just got there dam car back. and i will be preppared to jog the 6 miles home.
and im gonna find the gm and tell him why all his ratins are gonna be 'extreemly disssatisfyed.'
you guys dont got any idea how pissed i am rite now. and fuck just ritin bout it makes me pisseder.
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hay man you guys i gotta blow off some steem cuz yesterday i had the worstest car byin exspeeriense ever.
now im byin a used car with the thot that my younger dotter will get it in bout 4 years. i pick out a car what i like and tell them at the dealer that i want it sertafied inspected and such and such a prise. and they say ok. so man i fill out the credit on line and tell um i want such and such a term. i get um evry thiing they need afore 3 pm in the after noon. there evin gonna get the plates all hooked up. then i make a pointmint to pick it up at 6:30.
now heres ware the dog fuckers screw the pooch. i get there bout 10 minits erly and i got both my girls with me. mrs drome drop us off on acount a she had some meeting thing goin on. well man we gotta wait 20 minits for the sales guy to show up cuz hes test drivin with some guy. then when he gets there he hands off the paper work to a nuther guy cuz hes to bizzy for me.
none a the paper work is done. the loan aint been run. and its gonna be 'a few' minits. try 30. and by now its pushin on 7:30 and i got kids with the home work.
the term a the loan is rong. i think they did it to get more intrist rate.
the plates aint there. i gotta come back 'tomorrow'
there sposed to have 3 months a xm radeo. it aint hooked up.
the front speekers in the car dont evin work.
i'm goin back for the plates today. they will set up xm. my speekers will work. we will re do the loan papers. or i will exsersize my 3 day rites and tell them the just got there dam car back. and i will be preppared to jog the 6 miles home.
and im gonna find the gm and tell him why all his ratins are gonna be 'extreemly disssatisfyed.'
you guys dont got any idea how pissed i am rite now. and fuck just ritin bout it makes me pisseder.
I can tell how pissed you are . Haven't been around long but I detect quite a few ledgable words in your post, that just ain't normal. Give them hell.
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hay man you guys i gotta blow off some steem cuz yesterday i had the worstest car byin exspeeriense ever.
now im byin a used car with the thot that my younger dotter will get it in bout 4 years. i pick out a car what i like and tell them at the dealer that i want it sertafied inspected and such and such a prise. and they say ok. so man i fill out the credit on line and tell um i want such and such a term. i get um evry thiing they need afore 3 pm in the after noon. there evin gonna get the plates all hooked up. then i make a pointmint to pick it up at 6:30.
now heres ware the dog fuckers screw the pooch. i get there bout 10 minits erly and i got both my girls with me. mrs drome drop us off on acount a she had some meeting thing goin on. well man we gotta wait 20 minits for the sales guy to show up cuz hes test drivin with some guy. then when he gets there he hands off the paper work to a nuther guy cuz hes to bizzy for me.
none a the paper work is done. the loan aint been run. and its gonna be 'a few' minits. try 30. and by now its pushin on 7:30 and i got kids with the home work.
the term a the loan is rong. i think they did it to get more intrist rate.
the plates aint there. i gotta come back 'tomorrow'
there sposed to have 3 months a xm radeo. it aint hooked up.
the front speekers in the car dont evin work.
i'm goin back for the plates today. they will set up xm. my speekers will work. we will re do the loan papers. or i will exsersize my 3 day rites and tell them the just got there dam car back. and i will be preppared to jog the 6 miles home.
and im gonna find the gm and tell him why all his ratins are gonna be 'extreemly disssatisfyed.'
you guys dont got any idea how pissed i am rite now. and fuck just ritin bout it makes me pisseder.
I can tell how pissed you are . Haven't been around long but I detect quite a few ledgable words in your post, that just ain't normal. Give them hell.
HAHAHA I love you Wt...
I'd be pissed to syndrome, that's some straight up bullshit. I know in the car business it's all about the sell, but they forget every once in while that they have to COMPLETE the damn sell to actually get it.
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Years ago I bought my first car from a dealership. Never again. Last 5 cars I have bought private. Prices are way way better and no BS car salesman to deal with. If you are patient and watch the prices you can get some very nice deals.
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Years ago I bought my first car from a dealership. Never again. Last 5 cars I have bought private. Prices are way way better and no BS car salesman to deal with. If you are patient and watch the prices you can get some very nice deals.
Absolutely. Thats how I roll, too.
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it makes me pisseder
Can I borrow this phrase from time to time?
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you can get some very nice deals!
That line plus your avatar made me chuckle because I read it in borat's voice.
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you can get some very nice deals!
That line plus your avatar made me chuckle because I read it in borat's voice.
Borat:I want to have a car that attract a woman with shave down below
Car Dealership owner: Well that would be a Corvette. Or a Hummer.
Borat: A man yesterday, tell me if I buy a car I must buy one with a pussy magnet
Borat: If I give you good price, will you please put in pussy magnet?
Car Dealership owner: We'll try to help you out here
Borat: Great! When I uh, buy my wife, at the start she was uh, cook good, her vazhïn work well, and she strong on plow. But after three years when she was fifteen, then she become weak, her voice become deep: BORAT BORAT, eh, she receive hair on chest, and vazhïn hang like sleeve of wizard.
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ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
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ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'
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ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'
Fucking car dealerships............
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ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'
Fucking car dealerships............
That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.
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ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'
Fucking car dealerships............
That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.
I have been in the car business for 16 years and that saying is supposed to be.
"Under promise and Over deliver".
There is a right and wrong way to do this business, and I can tell you as a manager if I saw that and he worked for me he would be looking for a new job!
P.S. You need to find a different dealership to do business with. There are good and bad ones. Look at dealer rater and see who has the best reviews. Look for the salesperson with the highest satisfaction scores at that dealer and ask for them.
Hint. Look at Ewing Buick GMC in Plano, Tx.
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ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'
Fucking car dealerships............
That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.
I have been in the car business for 16 years and that saying is supposed to be.
"Under promise and Over deliver".
There is a right and wrong way to do this business, and I can tell you as a manager if I saw that and he worked for me he would be looking for a new job!
P.S. You need to find a different dealership to do business with. There are good and bad ones. Look at dealer rater and see who has the best reviews. Look for the salesperson with the highest satisfaction scores at that dealer and ask for them.
Hint. Look at Ewing Buick GMC in Plano, Tx.
Damn I'm glad I didn't say what I was going to say!!! Grizz you need help? I got a foothorn!
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man i dont wanna bash all the car dealers cuz i no theres good and bad just like any type a buisness. i grew up in the buisness cuz my granpappy started sellin case tracters then cars. i no he wood not a put up with this kind a shit eether.
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ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.
i feel much niser today.
Well done "sin"
The run would have been 6 miles if you hadn't rode the camel 2 1/2 miles in the wrong direction. And I'd feel nice too if I humped a camel till I broke its back!! 'Remshot'
Fucking car dealerships............
That whole story just pisses me off. You caught them with their hand in your pocket, trying to steal your money. Quick story that jaded me against all dealerships, last car I bought at one we got handed off to the "finance manager". In his office we notice a picture of his little kid (named Espn, the guy was a sports fanatic). We have a little kid and get to talking, he gets all excited to show us another picture on his computer. He flips the monitor around to us (normally hidden from the customer) and he has an obviously home made sticker that says "Remember: over promise and under-deliver". I was in shock. I regret to thisday not calling his ass out on the floor right then and there. Ass hole. By the way, if you were a finance manager in central California and have a kid named Espn, fuck you. Prick. I wish I had only been 10 days into my quit when I saw that, he would have gotten a taste of dip rage.
I have been in the car business for 16 years and that saying is supposed to be.
"Under promise and Over deliver".
There is a right and wrong way to do this business, and I can tell you as a manager if I saw that and he worked for me he would be looking for a new job!
P.S. You need to find a different dealership to do business with. There are good and bad ones. Look at dealer rater and see who has the best reviews. Look for the salesperson with the highest satisfaction scores at that dealer and ask for them.
Hint. Look at Ewing Buick GMC in Plano, Tx.
Damn I'm glad I didn't say what I was going to say!!! Grizz you need help? I got a foothorn!
Jacked up deal. In Texas we have a law called the Deceptive Trade Practices Act to protect against shit like that.
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hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.
i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.
any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.
so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.
so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.
my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.
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hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.
i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.
any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.
so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.
so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.
my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.
sayme theeng happnt to ol LOOT las yeer. cept LOOT got aholt of a good'un. only charched ol LOOT 300 hunnert smackers wich is now jus a liddle irritatin cause it wast only 22 smacker part
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hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.
i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.
any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.
so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.
so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.
my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.
sayme theeng happnt to ol LOOT las yeer. cept LOOT got aholt of a good'un. only charched ol LOOT 300 hunnert smackers wich is now jus a liddle irritatin cause it wast only 22 smacker part
well man he prolly charged loot 45 bucks for the part, 75 for laber, 80 cuz it was reely hot and loot wanted a.c. and finely 100 for loot makin him drive out to eastbumbelfuck.
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hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.
i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.
any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.
so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.
so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.
my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.
sayme theeng happnt to ol LOOT las yeer. cept LOOT got aholt of a good'un. only charched ol LOOT 300 hunnert smackers wich is now jus a liddle irritatin cause it wast only 22 smacker part
well man he prolly charged loot 45 bucks for the part, 75 for laber, 80 cuz it was reely hot and loot wanted a.c. and finely 100 for loot makin him drive out to eastbumbelfuck.
I've changed out about a dozen of those, for myself and neighbors. They are made differently than in the past, due to environmental regs (elimination of PCBs), and do not dissipate heat nearly as well, leading to quicker failure times. I keep a spare in my garage and suggest everyone do them same. Mine have a tendency to die between 1:00 and 3:00 in the morning.
Like your brother said, you can always kick start the fan until you can get a new capacitor. Turn the thermostat down to 60, so the unit never shuts off. The fan can run forever with a dying capacitor, it just cant start.
I apologize for my spelling.
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I apologize for my spelling.
'crackup'
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I apologize for my spelling.
'crackup'
Now that is funny !!
'crackup' 'crackup'
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hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number. :blink:
now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?
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hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number. :blink:
now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?
Forward it to me.
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hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number. :blink:
now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?
Forward it to me.
Send her a picture of TCOPE!
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hay man you guys i have to tell you there must be no dummer fucks then what work for the gummint. so yesterday i get home and rite there in my mail is a jury questyun-air. no big deal. so its got 2 parts. the first part is like 6 questyuns. reel eezy. are you a sitizin? are you a rezadent of the county? are you over 70? have you ever been convickted of a fellony? etc. so far so good. then they got the seckind haff whats a bit longer. rite there on top they got my name tiped rite eezy to see. #1 fill in your name. reely? wtf? you got it tiped rite over the box and you want me to rite it? i figger i better get that rite or they will put me on a jury for sure cuz them loyer guys like nothin better then dum asses on a jury. #2 adress. hay dum fukcs - you just mailed me this dam form i thihnk you no what it is. but man i use the same kind a thinkin as for #1. most a the rest are pretty normal type things i gess. they want to no what i do. prolly so they can sort out the smart peepel like me a head a time. but then comes #15. have you ever been convickted of a fellony? hay dum fuck agin. you asked me that up top. you think may be im gonna change my mind?
o rite i come home to this rite after sittin with a bunch a dum fucks on the hiway ware i went like 12 miles in a hour. man i like to call that hiway 'ideits on parrade' on good days. so man may be i shoodnt be to hard on the dum fucks what work for the gummint.
hay man sinse some a you new quiterers prolly aint red my thred here you shood. theres lots a good info here. ask any buddy whats red it. they can tell you.
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hay man you guys i got some questyuns... only i forgot most of um. but man lets start with this one...
why do the feemales what go to work out or jog or do that zumbra shit think they dont need showers after? i see this a lot at the old ymca but i tell you it goes back farter... my old compny had a on site fitnis center and they wood go work out at lunch then think 'hay all i need is a littel splash a perfumes and im reddy to go'. i just dont get it.
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ok man i rememembered a nuther one a my questyuns...
hows come some peepel will take like 3 minits to back in to a parkin space insted a just pullin in and backin out later? man i get it with like full bed pickumup trucks cuz it may be hard to see to back out. but why back in at all? waste 3 minits to save 10 seckinds later? and man if you got the mad backin up skillz aint it just as eezy to back out as it is to back in? and dont get me started on the fuck nutz what has to take 5 minits to back in to the diagonel parkin spaces and face the rong way and drive aginst traffic to. those ass clowns shood be shot on the spot.
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So what your really asking is: how come some people like to go in from the rear, instead of the front. Seems like a legitamate question. I say it's cause we're all made a little different.
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im always on the lookout fer spaces i can just pull thru so i can just park in the farther ahead space. then idont have to back out or in. sum folks cant drive let alone back up. i try to never drive by the entrances eether and kinda go around the lot to park in the back. i dont mind a few more steps if i dont have to wait for these morons. dont even get me started on the idiots wifth phones gluud to there ears.
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i always bak in mah truck cuz sumbodee tol me a stistic wun time that most axidents is when you bak up. and if you bak in to da spot sted of out, thers nothin movin to worry bowt. and peepul that hit stuf that aint movin is just dum
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Nobody answered your first question about women working out and just splashing perfume on. Does that make me bad for not brushing my teeth since I have started sucking on atomic fireballs all day? My breath still smells good when I blow in my hand..
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Nobody answered your first question about women working out and just splashing perfume on. Does that make me bad for not brushing my teeth since I have started sucking on atomic fireballs all day? My breath still smells good when I blow in my hand..
i tell you what man. them atomick fire balls is just like breth mints. only after bout a dozen or so you get that candy film bildin up so it just feels bad. but man if you want to wait til saterday to brush at leest your breth will still smell good.
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i jus park up frunt were dat red stripey curb is cuz nobody parks there its real ez.
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hay man you guys its like a week untill movember starts and i gotta disside what kind a mustash i shood grow this year. so i came here to get some votes.
i aint gonna do the hittler thing. and sinse its only a month i dont think i can get a good handel bar like rolley fingers. and that means that dolly dude what painted the melty clocks is out too.
so heres what i think i mite be able to do for the month so vote for one or do a rite in for your faverite.
the magnum pi - just your avrige evry day mustash tho i mite be abel to turn it into the handel bar.
the hulkster - just like my currint stile with out the beard
the gomez adams - just a diffrint look. not sure how it goes with my shaved head tho. and its prolly more work then i want. so i mite just veto this one.
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hay man you guys its like a week untill movember starts and i gotta disside what kind a mustash i shood grow this year. so i came here to get some votes.
i aint gonna do the hittler thing. and sinse its only a month i dont think i can get a good handel bar like rolley fingers. and that means that dolly dude what painted the melty clocks is out too.
so heres what i think i mite be able to do for the month so vote for one or do a rite in for your faverite.
the magnum pi - just your avrige evry day mustash tho i mite be abel to turn it into the handel bar.
the hulkster - just like my currint stile with out the beard
the gomez adams - just a diffrint look. not sure how it goes with my shaved head tho. and its prolly more work then i want. so i mite just veto this one.
Do the reverse hitler like gg allin. I'll have to post a link when I'm at a real puter.
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hay man you guys no that smokey guy rites some good stuff in his intro rite? so man i found this jem in my quit groop and i thot id share it. speshully for the cavetards out there.
I love to see myself talk, so here's a bump for you guys who weren't spending your Friday nights on the computer....
I wanted to put my serious two cents in on the topic of helping cavers and what it means to others when a brother/sister decideds to cave. Reading Builderchad's post in November and reflecting on the past got me to thinking more about this issue.
Cavers don't just cave. They make the conscious decision to cave. There is no nic bitch whispering in their ear, holding their family hostage, fucking them up the ass, whatever other metaphors you can come up with. Cavers always have a choice. They may decide to pull into a local convenience store because they know they have a special two for one special on Copenhagen. They may purchase the two for one special of Copenhagen. They may open a can with that one fingernail they purposefully didn't trim that morning. All bad decisions. But they aren't yet cavers. A caver makes the conscious decision to actually put the chew in their mouth. To light the cigarette and take a drag. They're not thinking about accountability at that moment; they're rationalizing their actions. "This will make the stress go away." "It's either full fledge alcoholism or this chew." "I can quit again after this one dip/can/log/life."
Most of you don't know Builderchad. He was a fucking nutball August quitter. An amazing quitter who got more people invested in this site than anyone else I know. That's not to put any dedicated vets down, that's just saying Builderchad was pantysniffing insane. His cave crushed me. Scared me. Demoralized me. Fucking pissed me off to no ends. I let him know it as did many others who had put their faith in him. He stayed away for a long time. Skunkdouche hasn't come back. Funny thing is, look at my member number and joined date. Now look at my last roll call post below. Doesn't quite match up, eh?
I had signed up for a KTC account but had never posted roll during my first "quit" attempt. I saw the animosity in here and decided this wasn't for me. What a bunch of internet dorks, I thought. This shit is a joke. Instead of joining a quit group and posting roll, I signed up for a anti-smoking class through a local hospital. I was the only chewer in the class, the only chewer my instructor (20 years experience) had ever had in class. We all had the same quit day - two weeks after the first day of class. Only 6 out of 10 people were able to stay quit 48 hours. When the other people explained why they couldn't make it, there was no anger. No "you fucked me over". It was a very open and accepting environment of failure. The class ended and we all went our own ways. I caved after about 3 months (I'll share that story some other time) and continued chewing for about 8 months after that. I was chewing more and in more risky/stupid situations. I chewed while teaching class (that's some extreme ninja shit, but I'm pretty sure some kids knew, but the teacher/student power relationship kept their teenage mouths shut). Fuck.
I'm rambling. I don't really know what I'm trying to say. I guess my feeling is, if you make the choice to cave, you're not just hurting yourself. You know that. If you make the choice to cave, you are committing an atrocious act against yourself and the people on this site who care about you. Why do they care about you - a fucking clever nickname and booby avatar? They care about you because they care about themselves. Everyone on this site is selfish to some extent. We're all doing this for ourselves. I'm writing this for myself. If someone reads this extraordinarily long post and buys a can of fuckenshitten and cuts the seal and still decides to throw the fuckenshitten away at the last second, that's fucking great. If they write a post on this board thanking me for that, that's fucking amazing for me. If they don't write a post on this board, I'm still going to imagine that this scenario is happening over and over again. I'm a fucking hero.
Now, how will I feel if I cave? What have you done? How will you feel if you cave?
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ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.
any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at http://mobro.co/tcbates (http://mobro.co/tcbates). man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.
by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.
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ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.
any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at http://mobro.co/tcbates (http://mobro.co/tcbates). man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.
by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.
Youz started talkin' about balls and dicks and stuff and then shaving. Then I read "I'll get piksure posted soon".
:blink:
I'm glad I read it again....
I'll see what I can do for a donation. Just moved into our new house and drained the bank account. 'bang head'
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ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.
any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at http://mobro.co/tcbates (http://mobro.co/tcbates). man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.
by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.
Youz started talkin' about balls and dicks and stuff and then shaving. Then I read "I'll get piksure posted soon".
:blink:
I'm glad I read it again....
I'll see what I can do for a donation. Just moved into our new house and drained the bank account. 'bang head'
I'm a trichophiliac but I'll put a few dollars in the bucket.
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hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.
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hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.
Congrats, 4 years! I luv redding your posts!
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hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.
Congrats, 4 years! I luv redding your posts!
You quit stallion you
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hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.
Congrats, 4 years! I luv redding your posts!
You quit stallion you
I love me some Syndrome in the morning :wub:
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hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.
Congrats, 4 years! I luv redding your posts!
You quit stallion you
I love me some Syndrome in the morning :wub:
Thanks, drome!!
'clap'
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hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.
Congrats, 4 years! I luv redding your posts!
You quit stallion you
I love me some Syndrome in the morning :wub:
Thanks, drome!!
'clap'
Right on bro. Congrats!
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hay man you guys 4 years ago i posted up day 1. a cupple a days later i started this thred. im tryin to get my bruther to help me rite up some stuff for 4 years so just bare with me.
Congrats, 4 years! I luv redding your posts!
You quit stallion you
I love me some Syndrome in the morning :wub:
Thanks, drome!!
'clap'
Right on bro. Congrats!
:)
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hay man you guys sorry i dint get nothin rote up for 4 years.
any ways i just dissided it wood suck to be like 6 foot 8 evin if i cood dunk. first off man you gots to duck to go thru doors all the time. seckind i dont care what shack says you aint squeezein in to most cars. man i wach that commershul he does for that buick and his knees are in his ears. third evry time you walk in to the can at work to hit the crapper you gotta worry bout bein abel to look over in to the next crapper. man i dont need to see some other dude on the crapper evin by acksident. forth man how the fuck do you evin sleep in the same bed as your old lady? i mean you got to sleep all diaginel just to fit your self a lone. now the old ladys there to. any ways thats just some a the reesins it wood suck to be 6 foot 8.
man i gots to reed my thred agin cuz i dont no if i ever told bout my first red man chaw.
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hay man you guys help a fella out... have any a you guys had that raydon testin done at your place? cuz man tahts some thing we all prolly otta do. cuz what good is quittin sos we dont get the canser if we can get it just hangin out in the man cave.
any ways if any a you guys have done that can you clue old drome in to what kind a cost were lookin at? thanks a ton.
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hay man you guys help a fella out... have any a you guys had that raydon testin done at your place? cuz man tahts some thing we all prolly otta do. cuz what good is quittin sos we dont get the canser if we can get it just hangin out in the man cave.
any ways if any a you guys have done that can you clue old drome in to what kind a cost were lookin at? thanks a ton.
Hey Syndrome...errrr Hay?
I had it done two different ways. You can hire a company to set up a short term test, which cost around $175 bucks back when I did it. The second way is a long term test which is just a kit you buy, leave it set up for a specified time period then mail in. Those are under $100 bucks and are generally more accurate indicators.
Unless your levels are over the epa guidelines you prob got nothing to worry about.
goo luck
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if they does fall over the guidelines, cost was @$1,200 for the fix, of course all depends on how they would need to do it....mine was a straightforward fix on a ranch house
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I have heard that raydon seriously affacts ones ability to spell. Just a rumor though.
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I say save all the money and use it for something fun! If the test is high so what! How many years will it take to kill you? 30? 50? I'm sure global warming will get you before then. Look at all the years you didn't worry about nicotine. Just pay attention to Al Jazeera news for the next threat!
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Drome, I think Feb is national raydon month. In my county they give out test kits free for the asking ( at least I don't remember paying for it ) during the month. Maybe call your county health dept and see if they offer anything like that.
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Drome, I think Feb is national raydon month. In my county they give out test kits free for the asking ( at least I don't remember paying for it ) during the month. Maybe call your county health dept and see if they offer anything like that.
They can't afford afford to give away free stuff where syndrome lives.
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Drome, I think Feb is national raydon month. In my county they give out test kits free for the asking ( at least I don't remember paying for it ) during the month. Maybe call your county health dept and see if they offer anything like that.
They can't afford afford to give away free stuff where syndrome lives.
no shit there. all them polatishins steel evry thing. fuck man we dont evin have scool buses round here for the kids sos i got to pick up a nuther part time job.
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hay man you guys this got barryed in my intro like 2 years ago. aspeshully now that we got the years all split up i think it wood be a good remineder to bring it up now.
kd4jet - 488 - Ok boys i got a big problem with you bunch a lazy, self-centered, where's mine, non-supporting, Oh i'm quit so that's all that matters fucks !! Don't think i'm singling out your group in particular cause i'm not it's all the vets that aren't supporting the newbies that has my ass chapped !! I have noticed this in the last couple weeks or so that the support posts have dropped to just a few great quitters that do it everyday. The rest of you worthless pricks just come here post your own roll most times just a name and a number and nothing else, fucking pathetic !!! So the reason for the rant is to maybe get some of you lazy fucks off your ass and support the new groups. I could care less if you don't come and support me in my group but them newbies above the line need all the help they can get in the beginning, and i know for a fact you pricks got it when you were new. So PAY IT THE FUCK FOWARD ASSHOLES !!!
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ok man i was just gonna say see my other posts bout how big a morans mishigin drivers are. well man its cleer to me reedin thru here i aint bitched near anuff bout how bad they are. fuckin turds. this mornin the roads are like wet from snow and may be a bit a slush if you change the lane. we were doin like 35 on the free way. 30 fuckin 5! dammit gramma stay home when its rush hours. on top a that theres cars spun out all over. well i no why. dum fucks think you yank the wheel to change lanes. hell they think nuthin bout changin 4 lanes in like 100 feet to get to a exit and dam any buddy in the lanes they need to cross.
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hay man you guys i been reely bizzy here at work so i aint had time to respond to a lot a intros lately like i want to. so man you new guys and gals i will give you the chanse to reed thru this here thred cuz theres lots a good avise and other stuff in here. i mean it suprizes me that they aint evin pinned this rite up top.
and hay wile your at it for you new guys and gals go up in to just one a them old quit groops and say 'hay man you guys why dont you come on over to may 2013 and support us?' unless your in june 2013 then say that. just split up cuz it wont do much good if you all jump in to like july 2010 or some thing. but some a those old fucks need to be woke the hell up.
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Attention Newbies! This thread is a damn good read, a quitter that inspires me!
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That was BAD ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I read all 20 pages, laughed a lot cried a little and in Syndromes words...Wus inspiurd lick no otter tim.
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hay man you guys i no today is april fools day. so let me say this to evry buddy what thinks it wood be reely funny to post day 1 today. ha ha your so funny. man you must be the only persin who ever thot a that. what a hoot. no reely your just a dick head. unless your quitin and today is reely the first day a your quit. then thats ok.
now you wanna be funny? go so the sleeves of your bossis suit coat closed when he aint lookin.
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hay man you guys i no today is april fools day. so let me say this to evry buddy what thinks it wood be reely funny to post day 1 today. ha ha your so funny. man you must be the only persin who ever thot a that. what a hoot. no reely your just a dick head. unless your quitin and today is reely the first day a your quit. then thats ok.
now you wanna be funny? go so the sleeves of your bossis suit coat closed when he aint lookin.
One time in college I had my buddy call my mom and tell her i was admitted to the psych ward. We thought it was hilarious but I think it took a few years off her life. So in hindsight, not all AFJ's are appropriate.
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on a compleetly unrelated note cuz easter was yesterday... man i love me some black jelly beans. i mean i cood eat like bags and bads a those bad boys. only gess what? they turn my poop green. sereously. not like this but more like [color=29B33D]this[/color].
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ok man you guys i got a speshull 1 time only offer good til the end a the week. now man some a you mite no this but when i post up roll i am cammitted to postin up with all feb groops and all 2009 groops plus like 3 or 4 or 5 others. so man you throw in the noobs above the line and its like 20 groops dam near evry day.
so man heres my offer. if you want old drome to add your groop to his list a evry day postin all you got to do is ask man. and im gonna make it reely eezy to do.
you can ask rite here.
you can send me a pm.
you can pop over to feb '09 and say hay drome post up with my groop. this wood be way cool.
any ways act soon. cuz after saterday your prolly gonna hafta beg in public. or not. i aint dissided yet.
the only other thing i ask is you got dayly roll call. some a this old timer stuff ware you pop in like onse evry 6 weeks and change your number and date... well taht aint for me.
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on a compleetly unrelated note cuz easter was yesterday... man i love me some black jelly beans. i mean i cood eat like bags and bads a those bad boys. only gess what? they turn my poop green. sereously. not like this but more like [color=29B33D]this[/color].
Having a compulsive addiction can lead to the strangest discoveries. I once tried Yoplait 'key lime' yogurt. That shit was so good i bought a case and ate the whole thing one day. The next day, at my regularly scheduled morning appointment with the head, I was shocked to discover my cable looked like a spent rod of reactor grade enriched uranium, and my pee looked like coolant. I thought i was dying. I quit that shit then and there and haven't had any flavored or dyed yogurt since.
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hay man you guys heres the deal. im takin the famly on a 3 week vacashun startin a week from sunday. we go a rv rented and all and i no a lot a the rv places got wifi and shit but man some dont. well aspeshully in the first week i got a lot a drivin cuz we are goin from detroyt to idaho for my irenman race on the next sunday but i got to be there by friday. and we want to see mount rush more on the way out.
any ways heres what i need. i need a diffrint some buddy for each day a the week that i can text so they can post me up in roll call. that way if i got no wifi or gotta get drivin at 6 am i get posted up. i got a lot a numbers but man i leaned on some a these guys a lot all reddy and im all for sharin the load. so man if your intristed in helpin out drop me a pm and tell me what days you think work best for you and what time you get up and prolly your time zone cuz man i dont wanna be textin you and havin your phone go off just for roll call when your tryin to sleep. but i want to do it erly anuff that you dont have to get back on your computer after you all reddy posted up roll for the day.
evin tho i post up roll in like 20 groops evry day im only askin for you to post me up in my feb 09 groop.
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I'll post for ya drome! I'll do it here and over at WTP. You can text whenever.
PM'ing my digits.
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hay man you guys heres the deal. im takin the famly on a 3 week vacashun startin a week from sunday. we go a rv rented and all and i no a lot a the rv places got wifi and shit but man some dont. well aspeshully in the first week i got a lot a drivin cuz we are goin from detroyt to idaho for my irenman race on the next sunday but i got to be there by friday. and we want to see mount rush more on the way out.
any ways heres what i need. i need a diffrint some buddy for each day a the week that i can text so they can post me up in roll call. that way if i got no wifi or gotta get drivin at 6 am i get posted up. i got a lot a numbers but man i leaned on some a these guys a lot all reddy and im all for sharin the load. so man if your intristed in helpin out drop me a pm and tell me what days you think work best for you and what time you get up and prolly your time zone cuz man i dont wanna be textin you and havin your phone go off just for roll call when your tryin to sleep. but i want to do it erly anuff that you dont have to get back on your computer after you all reddy posted up roll for the day.
evin tho i post up roll in like 20 groops evry day im only askin for you to post me up in my feb 09 groop.
I'd be honored. Check your inbox (1). Your group or 10 groups...doesn't matter.
Hey, I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But here's my number,
So call text me, maybe?
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hay man you guys heres the deal. im takin the famly on a 3 week vacashun startin a week from sunday. we go a rv rented and all and i no a lot a the rv places got wifi and shit but man some dont. well aspeshully in the first week i got a lot a drivin cuz we are goin from detroyt to idaho for my irenman race on the next sunday but i got to be there by friday. and we want to see mount rush more on the way out.
any ways heres what i need. i need a diffrint some buddy for each day a the week that i can text so they can post me up in roll call. that way if i got no wifi or gotta get drivin at 6 am i get posted up. i got a lot a numbers but man i leaned on some a these guys a lot all reddy and im all for sharin the load. so man if your intristed in helpin out drop me a pm and tell me what days you think work best for you and what time you get up and prolly your time zone cuz man i dont wanna be textin you and havin your phone go off just for roll call when your tryin to sleep. but i want to do it erly anuff that you dont have to get back on your computer after you all reddy posted up roll for the day.
evin tho i post up roll in like 20 groops evry day im only askin for you to post me up in my feb 09 groop.
Brother - another number on its way to you.
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
Aren't you an Admin there?
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
Aren't you an Admin there?
yeah man but i aint got the powers over here. i got my orfin anny over at wtp all reddy. i just want it here. any ways heres what it says the url is in the propertys http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg (http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg)
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
Aren't you an Admin there?
yeah man but i aint got the powers over here. i got my orfin anny over at wtp all reddy. i just want it here. any ways heres what it says the url is in the propertys http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg (http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg)
done
:syndrome:
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
Aren't you an Admin there?
yeah man but i aint got the powers over here. i got my orfin anny over at wtp all reddy. i just want it here. any ways heres what it says the url is in the propertys http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg (http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg)
done
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As in: worry about tomorrow tomorrow. #ODAAT or some such acronymeous mess.
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
Aren't you an Admin there?
yeah man but i aint got the powers over here. i got my orfin anny over at wtp all reddy. i just want it here. any ways heres what it says the url is in the propertys http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg (http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg)
done
:syndrome:
As in: worry about tomorrow tomorrow. #ODAAT or some such acronymeous mess.
well smoky man you can run with that. im runnin with the 'its only a day away and i think im gonna hurl if i hear im gonna quit tomorow agin' slant.
thanks there loot man. just for that i will sine on for anuther month over to wtp.
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man you no what? im still hopin that one a these days some buddy what has the powers to do it will copy my 'tomorrow' smilie over from whack the pack to here so as i can bust it out.
sereous like i want that thing. freakin littel orfin anny.
Aren't you an Admin there?
yeah man but i aint got the powers over here. i got my orfin anny over at wtp all reddy. i just want it here. any ways heres what it says the url is in the propertys http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg (http://z4.ifrm.com/30270/182/0/e5268238/e5268238.jpg)
done
:syndrome:
As in: worry about tomorrow tomorrow. #ODAAT or some such acronymeous mess.
well smoky man you can run with that. im runnin with the 'its only a day away and i think im gonna hurl if i hear im gonna quit tomorow agin' slant.
thanks there loot man. just for that i will sine on for anuther month over to wtp.
Glad your speech is back to normal. You had us all concerned.
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man i sware i will get round to ritin up a report bout that 3 weeks vacashun. but man let me tell you drivin a rv is like fuckin work. and i will blame my sore knee on that drive.
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man i sware i will get round to ritin up a report bout that 3 weeks vacashun. but man let me tell you drivin a rv is like fuckin work. and i will blame my sore knee on that drive.
I thought it would be like a sore dick.... can't beat it! 'crackup'
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man you guys i promiss i will get round to that vacashun report. but man im gonna start throwin out some news storys what i find entertanin.
first up is this here story (http://www.nbc29.com/story/23292478/tables-turn-on-fontaine-avenue-robbery-suspects) out a virginny ware 2 wood be robbers got the shit kicked out of um as you can see in there mug shots. one a the fuckin punks evin had a gun.
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hay man a nuther one for you guys.
tryin to rob a beer store this guy gets a clerk who can take care of hisself (http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-57601365-504083/video-jon-alexander-mo-liquor-store-clerk-pulls-gun-on-would-be-robber/). but man whats cooler is the name a the store... beer:30 'crackup'
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hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops. any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.
man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.
so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.
well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.
but now im back man.
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Welcome back!
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hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops. any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.
man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.
so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.
well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.
but now im back man.
Thank you Mr. Syndrome for supporting us kids. Your quit is inspiring to me!
Love you Man! :)
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hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops. any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.
man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.
so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.
well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.
but now im back man.
Thank you Mr. Syndrome for supporting us kids. Your quit is inspiring to me!
Love you Man! :)
Other than that,We hope you enjoyed our fine city 'crackup'
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hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops. any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.
man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.
so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.
well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.
but now im back man.
Thank you Mr. Syndrome for supporting us kids. Your quit is inspiring to me!
Love you Man! :)
Other than that,We hope you enjoyed our fine city 'crackup'
I nver woried oen litle bit bout you mne. You eth mne... Quit with you any day my friend. I tried!!
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hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops. any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.
man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.
so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.
well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.
but now im back man.
Thank you Mr. Syndrome for supporting us kids. Your quit is inspiring to me!
Love you Man! :)
Other than that,We hope you enjoyed our fine city 'crackup'
I nver woried oen litle bit bout you mne. You eth mne... Quit with you any day my friend. I tried!!
Often Imitated.....Never Duplicated!!! SYNDROME.........
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hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.
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hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.
Do you have an indoor stove, two bowls, a pot for water, and a whisk? If so, I'll send you my 'nog recipe. Guarantee it will blow you away.
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Evil, do you mind sending me a courtesy copy of that recipe?
Chris
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hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.
Do you have an indoor stove, two bowls, a pot for water, and a whisk? If so, I'll send you my 'nog recipe. Guarantee it will blow you away.
even though detroit looks like a post apocalyptic wasteland, we who are outside the city proper have both indoor plumbing and electricity. fire away evil. especially if it's nice and thick!
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hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.
Do you have an indoor stove, two bowls, a pot for water, and a whisk? If so, I'll send you my 'nog recipe. Guarantee it will blow you away.
even though detroit looks like a post apocalyptic wasteland, we who are outside the city proper have both indoor plumbing and electricity. fire away evil. especially if it's nice and thick!
I'll throw my curiousity innthe mix here too. If a man is proudmof his Nog then i am willing to give his recipe a go. It may not be homemade sausage or a 14 hr brisket but culinary pride knows no boundries. Lets see that recipe. I have indoor plumbing with hot and cold.
-Grizzfall.
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Evil, do you mind sending me a courtesy copy of that recipe?
Chris
Alright Evil,
where you got that recipe....
Oh and agree with 'drome as we got plumbing and electricity here too, and even if we didn't my camp stove would do a damn good job... 'Crazy'
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just go on about your business. some things i get tired of looking for, so i put 'em here.
man your coworkers are fuckin with your quit? time to teach um the tryed and true ktc way that you and your quit are not to be fucked with. next time one a those fucks offers you a dip heres what you need to do:
1. take can with big smile
2. open can
3. rotate arm at the wrist 180 degrees, there by emptyin contents of can on ground
4. step on pile of worm shit
5. twist at knee and ankel to grind worm shit back in to ground
6. replace lid
7. hand can back to coworker with a smile
8. remind him that you will be willin to help him agin any time
9. repete as nessassary til no buddy will ever offer you a dip agin. evin if you ask for it.
ps if you can piss on the worm shit thats evin better then grindin it in to the ground.
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ok man if you were followin' my facebook posts yesterday you probably already know this. i spent 3+ hours last night going nowhere (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/troopers-occupants-van-killed-ohio-crash-21045598) on the ohio turnpike. this fucker passed me and it was like i was stopped on the shoulder he went by so fast (and i'd lay odds it was closer to 150 than 125). my thought at the time was 'i hope when you roll that damn thing, you don't take anybody with you.' i understand that traffic accidents happen, and innocent people die in them. but such blatant disregard for your fellow man... well, let's just say this guy is lucky i'm not supreme dictator for life.
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hey man you guys. you know it january 1. but it's also wednesday. so man how about a special edition of big savings wednesday over in wild card. we've got enough posters to hit a half million in savings. let's do it.
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall (http://www.fixya.com/tags/new_sawzall/dishwashers).
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall (http://www.fixya.com/tags/new_sawzall/dishwashers).
1900 days. I love it! That's inspiring.
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall (http://www.fixya.com/tags/new_sawzall/dishwashers).
1900 days. I love it! That's inspiring.
I'll quit with these ^^^^ four quitters any damn day.
Real people, real quitters.
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall (http://www.fixya.com/tags/new_sawzall/dishwashers).
1900 days. I love it! That's inspiring.
I'll quit with these ^^^^ four quitters any damn day.
Real people, real quitters.
It's even funnier to see that Evil posted a helpful link about using a sawzall toe "rectify" the situation!
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall (http://www.fixya.com/tags/new_sawzall/dishwashers).
1900 days. I love it! That's inspiring.
I'll quit with these ^^^^ four quitters any damn day.
Real people, real quitters.
It's even funnier to see that Evil posted a helpful link about using a sawzall toe "rectify" the situation!
'crackup' everything is on the internet
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall (http://www.fixya.com/tags/new_sawzall/dishwashers).
1900 days. I love it! That's inspiring.
I'll quit with these ^^^^ four quitters any damn day.
Real people, real quitters.
It's even funnier to see that Evil posted a helpful link about using a sawzall toe "rectify" the situation!
'crackup' everything is on the internet
1 problem + a dishwasher = 0 problems
Schwiiiiing! Drome wins again!
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so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.
and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.
drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.
That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.
P
You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall (http://www.fixya.com/tags/new_sawzall/dishwashers).
1900 days. I love it! That's inspiring.
I'll quit with these ^^^^ four quitters any damn day.
Real people, real quitters.
It's even funnier to see that Evil posted a helpful link about using a sawzall toe "rectify" the situation!
'crackup' everything is on the internet
1 problem + a dishwasher = 0 problems
Schwiiiiing! Drome wins again!
Crushin it!
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hey man you guys i got it installed. the only thing i'm worried about is that the drain hoses got disconnected when i slid it back in. low probability though. one thing i will tell you though - lying on a hardwood floor for extended periods to hook up the electric, water line and leveling it out is hard on an old guy's body. it's been in since thursday night, but still hasn't been run. how do i know? she hasn't complained about it not having power. i still haven't flipped the breaker back on.
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hey man you guys i got it installed. the only thing i'm worried about is that the drain hoses got disconnected when i slid it back in. low probability though. one thing i will tell you though - lying on a hardwood floor for extended periods to hook up the electric, water line and leveling it out is hard on an old guy's body. it's been in since thursday night, but still hasn't been run. how do i know? she hasn't complained about it not having power. i still haven't flipped the breaker back on.
Congrats....I always wait until I know it is normal business hours for the plumber or electrician before I flip any switches back on....Sunday is double pay day.......just in case LOL!
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hey man you guys i got it installed. the only thing i'm worried about is that the drain hoses got disconnected when i slid it back in. low probability though. one thing i will tell you though - lying on a hardwood floor for extended periods to hook up the electric, water line and leveling it out is hard on an old guy's body. it's been in since thursday night, but still hasn't been run. how do i know? she hasn't complained about it not having power. i still haven't flipped the breaker back on.
Congrats....I always wait until I know it is normal business hours for the plumber or electrician before I flip any switches back on....Sunday is double pay day.......just in case LOL!
Turn it on and run a cycle. If you end up with a couple gallons of water on the floor you will know quickly. Not much will be permanently damaged from getting wet once. You got this, flip the breaker, turn on the water, say a quick prayer, run a empty cycle. Then get back down on the floor with a flashlight and check everything for signs of water.
You got this!
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hey man you guys i got it installed. the only thing i'm worried about is that the drain hoses got disconnected when i slid it back in. low probability though. one thing i will tell you though - lying on a hardwood floor for extended periods to hook up the electric, water line and leveling it out is hard on an old guy's body. it's been in since thursday night, but still hasn't been run. how do i know? she hasn't complained about it not having power. i still haven't flipped the breaker back on.
Congrats....I always wait until I know it is normal business hours for the plumber or electrician before I flip any switches back on....Sunday is double pay day.......just in case LOL!
Turn it on and run a cycle. If you end up with a couple gallons of water on the floor you will know quickly. Not much will be permanently damaged from getting wet once. You got this, flip the breaker, turn on the water, say a quick prayer, run a empty cycle. Then get back down on the floor with a flashlight and check everything for signs of water.
You got this!
Just wait, after fifty those aches and pains multiply exponentially every year!
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hey man you guys i got it installed. the only thing i'm worried about is that the drain hoses got disconnected when i slid it back in. low probability though. one thing i will tell you though - lying on a hardwood floor for extended periods to hook up the electric, water line and leveling it out is hard on an old guy's body. it's been in since thursday night, but still hasn't been run. how do i know? she hasn't complained about it not having power. i still haven't flipped the breaker back on.
Congrats....I always wait until I know it is normal business hours for the plumber or electrician before I flip any switches back on....Sunday is double pay day.......just in case LOL!
Turn it on and run a cycle. If you end up with a couple gallons of water on the floor you will know quickly. Not much will be permanently damaged from getting wet once. You got this, flip the breaker, turn on the water, say a quick prayer, run a empty cycle. Then get back down on the floor with a flashlight and check everything for signs of water.
You got this!
man i was even smarter. i took off the bottom access before firing it up. the hoses didn't come completely unhooked, but there was some spillage, so i shut it down and had maybe a cup or two worth of water get out. damn near impossible to work with the damn clamp in a 3 inch opening. i think i got it, but we'll find out tonight.
i'm to feckin old to be lying on a hardwood floor this much.
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I have a question Drome. Have you been attending some night classes or something? Your spelling has greatly improved.
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I have a question Drome. Have you been attending some night classes or something? Your spelling has greatly improved.
'crackup'
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I have a question Drome. Have you been attending some night classes or something? Your spelling has greatly improved.
'crackup'
Ha Fucking Ha!
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I have a question Drome. Have you been attending some night classes or something? Your spelling has greatly improved.
'crackup'
Ha Fucking Ha!
'crackup'
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I have a question Drome. Have you been attending some night classes or something? Your spelling has greatly improved.
'crackup'
Ha Fucking Ha!
'crackup'
it's the new avatar man. it's like i got smart over night.
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hey man you guys i bet a few of you have noticed my posting on the weekends is down. cuz man i post in a lot of groups but man this time of year is really busy with my kids ice show and i end up tryin' to post from my phone but that's super slow. any ways if i post in your group but go missing on weekends between now and easter it's cuz i'm building lots of props. so if you need to check up on me i will be postin in my feb '09 group. and man once i post up in feb 09 and you see it it won't hurt my feelings if you post for me in your group too.
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
Way to go Syndrome! I need to come and post in your group.
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
Way to go Syndrome! I need to come and post in your group.
I just thought you didn't have a group and that you were like some super free agent quitter.
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
Way to go Syndrome! I need to come and post in your group.
I just thought you didn't have a group and that you were like some super free agent quitter.
Congrats, Drome.
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
Way to go Syndrome! I need to come and post in your group.
I just thought you didn't have a group and that you were like some super free agent quitter.
Congrats, Drome.
Above +1 or Congrats Drome
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
Way to go Syndrome! I need to come and post in your group.
I just thought you didn't have a group and that you were like some super free agent quitter.
Congrats, Drome.
Above +1 or Congrats Drome
grats Drome! I'd like to sign up for the next comma challenge
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
Way to go Syndrome! I need to come and post in your group.
I just thought you didn't have a group and that you were like some super free agent quitter.
Congrats, Drome.
Above +1 or Congrats Drome
grats Drome! I'd like to sign up for the next comma challenge
Congrats 2K
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hey man you guys 2 things:
1) i've got no extra new words of wisdom today except keep postin' up roll call. worked for 2000 days. i guess it'll work as long as i keep doing it. and if you haven't done it, read my freakin intro.
2) man i made the offer before and i'm doin' it again. is your quit group disappearing on you? want somebody to post with you daily? now man if you got like 20 people postin up roll in your group then i'm probably not going to be a regular. if you can't be bothered to post but once or twice a month, don't ask. but man if you're down to a handful of posters and you're pretty regular and want a regular poster you just let old drome know. and man if you come postin in drome's group then i don't care bout how many people you got postin in your group. so man just let me know what group to post up in. oh yeah, if you're an old timer what has one of those rolling things where you post a number and a date and disappear for months on end, well drome don't do that shit. i want to post with quitters who say they're quit that day. not six months ago.
I like your style Drome! One of EC's favorite guys to read about!
Way to go Syndrome! I need to come and post in your group.
I just thought you didn't have a group and that you were like some super free agent quitter.
Congrats, Drome.
Above +1 or Congrats Drome
grats Drome! I'd like to sign up for the next comma challenge
Congrats 2K
Congrats syndrome! I read your post on why you post yesterday +1....very inspiring and insightful. Proud to quit with you!
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hay man uyou guys i just reelized i needed to up date things here cuz its bin a wile.
first off man you mite notiss i got rid a that big brain mouuse and im back to feelin like my old self.
seckind i had kind of a shity summer on a count of first my sump pump quit workin on me and we ended up with a basemint full a water. well the good news is it dint ruin my pool table whats like a 100 years old. and man the carpet dryed out good so we dint need to replace that but man it was still more than a grand to get all the water pumped out and evry thing all dry. and i had to by a new sump pump only this time i got one with a batry back up. and you no what? it dint evin come with a batry. that costs extra. can you beleeve it? man that sounds like a scam to me.
then like a month after that man after that we had a roof malfuncshun and had water runnin into the house. so man i had to get a guy aback out to fix up the roof and man that was like a nuther 600 bucks. so man that killed my traval buget for the pensilvanya meet up. but the good news is he says i got a nuther 10 years or so with the roof i got.
also man i got reely fat the last year. like 30 pounds more than last year fat. so i gotta loose some wate afore i evin try to get back to runnin and bikin and swimin. any ways i busted out the insanaty disks i got and man i put in the fit test. well let me tell you the warm up tryed to kill me. and that was afore the test started. after the test man i tell you i just bout past out. heres how bad it was. my wife made some bakin and eggs and man i dint want any thing to do with it. and i can tell you rite now i like me some bakin.
any ways man i wanted to get this up there cuz i no we got a new feb groop startin soon and i want to get them started rite.
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hay man uyou guys i just reelized i needed to up date things here cuz its bin a wile.
first off man you mite notiss i got rid a that big brain mouuse and im back to feelin like my old self.
seckind i had kind of a shity summer on a count of first my sump pump quit workin on me and we ended up with a basemint full a water. well the good news is it dint ruin my pool table whats like a 100 years old. and man the carpet dryed out good so we dint need to replace that but man it was still more than a grand to get all the water pumped out and evry thing all dry. and i had to by a new sump pump only this time i got one with a batry back up. and you no what? it dint evin come with a batry. that costs extra. can you beleeve it? man that sounds like a scam to me.
then like a month after that man after that we had a roof malfuncshun and had water runnin into the house. so man i had to get a guy aback out to fix up the roof and man that was like a nuther 600 bucks. so man that killed my traval buget for the pensilvanya meet up. but the good news is he says i got a nuther 10 years or so with the roof i got.
also man i got reely fat the last year. like 30 pounds more than last year fat. so i gotta loose some wate afore i evin try to get back to runnin and bikin and swimin. any ways i busted out the insanaty disks i got and man i put in the fit test. well let me tell you the warm up tryed to kill me. and that was afore the test started. after the test man i tell you i just bout past out. heres how bad it was. my wife made some bakin and eggs and man i dint want any thing to do with it. and i can tell you rite now i like me some bakin.
any ways man i wanted to get this up there cuz i no we got a new feb groop startin soon and i want to get them started rite.
always the best... You rock it.
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hay man uyou guys i just reelized i needed to up date things here cuz its bin a wile.
first off man you mite notiss i got rid a that big brain mouuse and im back to feelin like my old self.
seckind i had kind of a shity summer on a count of first my sump pump quit workin on me and we ended up with a basemint full a water. well the good news is it dint ruin my pool table whats like a 100 years old. and man the carpet dryed out good so we dint need to replace that but man it was still more than a grand to get all the water pumped out and evry thing all dry. and i had to by a new sump pump only this time i got one with a batry back up. and you no what? it dint evin come with a batry. that costs extra. can you beleeve it? man that sounds like a scam to me.
then like a month after that man after that we had a roof malfuncshun and had water runnin into the house. so man i had to get a guy aback out to fix up the roof and man that was like a nuther 600 bucks. so man that killed my traval buget for the pensilvanya meet up. but the good news is he says i got a nuther 10 years or so with the roof i got.
also man i got reely fat the last year. like 30 pounds more than last year fat. so i gotta loose some wate afore i evin try to get back to runnin and bikin and swimin. any ways i busted out the insanaty disks i got and man i put in the fit test. well let me tell you the warm up tryed to kill me. and that was afore the test started. after the test man i tell you i just bout past out. heres how bad it was. my wife made some bakin and eggs and man i dint want any thing to do with it. and i can tell you rite now i like me some bakin.
any ways man i wanted to get this up there cuz i no we got a new feb groop startin soon and i want to get them started rite.
always the best... You rock it.
I quit Today with the Sherpa and Mr. + 1
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hay man uyou guys i just reelized i needed to up date things here cuz its bin a wile.
first off man you mite notiss i got rid a that big brain mouuse and im back to feelin like my old self.
seckind i had kind of a shity summer on a count of first my sump pump quit workin on me and we ended up with a basemint full a water. well the good news is it dint ruin my pool table whats like a 100 years old. and man the carpet dryed out good so we dint need to replace that but man it was still more than a grand to get all the water pumped out and evry thing all dry. and i had to by a new sump pump only this time i got one with a batry back up. and you no what? it dint evin come with a batry. that costs extra. can you beleeve it? man that sounds like a scam to me.
then like a month after that man after that we had a roof malfuncshun and had water runnin into the house. so man i had to get a guy aback out to fix up the roof and man that was like a nuther 600 bucks. so man that killed my traval buget for the pensilvanya meet up. but the good news is he says i got a nuther 10 years or so with the roof i got.
also man i got reely fat the last year. like 30 pounds more than last year fat. so i gotta loose some wate afore i evin try to get back to runnin and bikin and swimin. any ways i busted out the insanaty disks i got and man i put in the fit test. well let me tell you the warm up tryed to kill me. and that was afore the test started. after the test man i tell you i just bout past out. heres how bad it was. my wife made some bakin and eggs and man i dint want any thing to do with it. and i can tell you rite now i like me some bakin.
any ways man i wanted to get this up there cuz i no we got a new feb groop startin soon and i want to get them started rite.
always the best... You rock it.
I quit Today with the Sherpa and Mr. + 1
I did that insanity for 3 weeks and was seeing some major results, but all that jumping around hurts my right knee, so now I just eat food and drink beer. Body by Bud Light!!
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hay man you guys i gotta tell you it aint goin so good on the insanaty thing. i gotta go back to week one. man its hard to get in to that habit when your all fat like me. and man it pisses me off all the more. but man i just found out my old boss just up and had a hart attack and died like that. so man i gotta get back in to takin care of number one cuz man i dont wanna end up like that. leest wise untill im like a hunnert and ten and then i can have a hart attack wile havin sex.
and wile im here id like to say thanks to all the guys and gals what served in defense of america. you guys rock.
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hay man you guys i gotta tell you it aint goin so good on the insanaty thing. i gotta go back to week one. man its hard to get in to that habit when your all fat like me. and man it pisses me off all the more. but man i just found out my old boss just up and had a hart attack and died like that. so man i gotta get back in to takin care of number one cuz man i dont wanna end up like that. leest wise untill im like a hunnert and ten and then i can have a hart attack wile havin sex.
and wile im here id like to say thanks to all the guys and gals what served in defense of america. you guys rock.
Insanity is hardcore drome. Cardio and weights are a great start. Get on a treadmill and walk fast almost a run for 45 minutes. As you get used to it ramp up the incline and sweat your ass off watch the pounds fly off. Insanity is great once the pounds fly off but you'll feel great with the treadmill.
Thanks for all that you do on here. You keep a lot of us motivated. You da man.
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
That's some good shit even though my eyes hurt now. Congrats on 6-years of kicking ass and leading the way. I quit with you today!
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
That's some good shit even though my eyes hurt now. Congrats on 6-years of kicking ass and leading the way. I quit with you today!
Well done! 6 years is some good quittin!
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
That's some good shit even though my eyes hurt now. Congrats on 6-years of kicking ass and leading the way. I quit with you today!
Well done! 6 years is some good quittin!
Impressive quit bro. Love that you adopt every Feb group even if I don't understand most of what you write. Is your real name Jed Clampett?
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
That's some good shit even though my eyes hurt now. Congrats on 6-years of kicking ass and leading the way. I quit with you today!
Well done! 6 years is some good quittin!
Impressive quit bro. Love that you adopt every Feb group even if I don't understand most of what you write. Is your real name Jed Clampett?
One day at a time, posting your promise and keeping your word, and building and living the brotherhood... Leads to this. Congratulations and thank you for paving the road for many of us.
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
That's some good shit even though my eyes hurt now. Congrats on 6-years of kicking ass and leading the way. I quit with you today!
Well done! 6 years is some good quittin!
Impressive quit bro. Love that you adopt every Feb group even if I don't understand most of what you write. Is your real name Jed Clampett?
One day at a time, posting your promise and keeping your word, and building and living the brotherhood... Leads to this. Congratulations and thank you for paving the road for many of us.
That's a huge stack of quit right there. Nicely done. Pretty damn cool. Congrats!
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
That's some good shit even though my eyes hurt now. Congrats on 6-years of kicking ass and leading the way. I quit with you today!
Well done! 6 years is some good quittin!
Impressive quit bro. Love that you adopt every Feb group even if I don't understand most of what you write. Is your real name Jed Clampett?
One day at a time, posting your promise and keeping your word, and building and living the brotherhood... Leads to this. Congratulations and thank you for paving the road for many of us.
That's a huge stack of quit right there. Nicely done. Pretty damn cool. Congrats!
keep plowing it and setting an example
'oh yeah'
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man i rememember it all most like it was yesterday. i had been thinkin bout quitin for a wile and stumbeld on ktc a cuppel a times. but man 6 year ago i got a notise from my compny that if you use nickateen they were gonna jack your insurinse up by like $50 evry 2 weeks. well man i did my googel serch agin and theres ktc. and i poke round a bit. at 8 pm in the nite of nov 12 2008 i spit out my last dip. by 11 pm that nite i had sined up here. only i coodnt post yet cuz i needed a confermashun email. so it wasnt til nov 13 that i cood post. i posted day 1 that day. i gess i cood a posted a day 2 on a count a i quit at 8 the nite afore. but any ways i posted up a day 1. i no i mist more then a cuppel a days here postin roll sinse then but man i made lots more then i mist. man in 6 years i seen a lot a quiterers come and go and this much i can tell you rite now. the ones what stay stay quit. the ones what dissappeer? i dont no.
some a my best frends i never met are here at ktc and so im gonna stick round with them and may be make some new frends a long the way.
you no what else? asides all the moneys i saved on dip over 6 years i also saved over 7 large on insurinse. only dont tell mrs drome cuz shes gonna want to spend it. ok?
Congrats on the 6 years Drome ... very impressive. Good to see you active over in February, everyone could learn a thing or two about quitting from you. Having a warm, steaming cup of quit with you today.
Very impressive and fucking badass man. I may not understand a word you write, but I understand that quit number right next to your name. I know that has me in awe.
How the hell did I miss the Flowers for Algernon reference you made a few weeks ago? Props man. That book doesn't get the love it deserves today.
Congrats on 6 years drome!
Thank You mr. Syndrome for all you do here. You are an inspiration and a leader.
Congratulations on the 12th floor, 1200 daze, another milestone.
Flowers for Algeron is in my top 5 books in my life. Totally awesome.
I quit with You Today Drome! ODAAT and NAFAR
Great job Drome. Thanks for all that you do.
That's some good shit even though my eyes hurt now. Congrats on 6-years of kicking ass and leading the way. I quit with you today!
Well done! 6 years is some good quittin!
Impressive quit bro. Love that you adopt every Feb group even if I don't understand most of what you write. Is your real name Jed Clampett?
One day at a time, posting your promise and keeping your word, and building and living the brotherhood... Leads to this. Congratulations and thank you for paving the road for many of us.
That's a huge stack of quit right there. Nicely done. Pretty damn cool. Congrats!
keep plowing it and setting an example
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Hay man, sixers no joke! You musta quit for big greens last football win.
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so man i dont get this at all. my kid started at the collige this year. she had to set up a count on the skool site so as i cood pay the bills. the skool nos whos payin the bills. yet they send her a note waht asks if she wants her tax stuff sent to her elecktrical like. im like what the fuck? ascuse me? i want it sent to me elecktrical like. im payin the bills and im takin it off a my tax bill. and if you want my dam fafsa shit it better be erly in january to.
man one day im gonna go off on the collige costs. fuckin bull shit taht is.
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so man i dont get this at all. my kid started at the collige this year. she had to set up a count on the skool site so as i cood pay the bills. the skool nos whos payin the bills. yet they send her a note waht asks if she wants her tax stuff sent to her elecktrical like. im like what the fuck? ascuse me? i want it sent to me elecktrical like. im payin the bills and im takin it off a my tax bill. and if you want my dam fafsa shit it better be erly in january to.
man one day im gonna go off on the collige costs. fuckin bull shit taht is.
Is she going to major in English Literature like her Dad? 'no'
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so man i dont get this at all. my kid started at the collige this year. she had to set up a count on the skool site so as i cood pay the bills. the skool nos whos payin the bills. yet they send her a note waht asks if she wants her tax stuff sent to her elecktrical like. im like what the fuck? ascuse me? i want it sent to me elecktrical like. im payin the bills and im takin it off a my tax bill. and if you want my dam fafsa shit it better be erly in january to.
man one day im gonna go off on the collige costs. fuckin bull shit taht is.
Is she going to major in English Literature like her Dad? 'no'
Hang tough Mark Twain. Thanks for being a badass.
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hay man you guys i been thinkin bout this for a wile now but man we gotta get together and make kilts a part of any guys ward robe. that includes bizness ware to. i mean its like warin shorts only better cuz the air gets to all the parts better. man its just not fare the chicks can ware skirts but we eether cant or dont ware the kilts. i say we take it back and own it.
only rememember if you ware one to work you gotta mind how you sit aspeshully in the meetins.
and prolly leve the nife at home to.
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hay man you guys i been thinkin bout this for a wile now but man we gotta get together and make kilts a part of any guys ward robe. that includes bizness ware to. i mean its like warin shorts only better cuz the air gets to all the parts better. man its just not fare the chicks can ware skirts but we eether cant or dont ware the kilts. i say we take it back and own it.
only rememember if you ware one to work you gotta mind how you sit aspeshully in the meetins.
and prolly leve the nife at home to.
i'm all for kilts at work. the first guy through that wall though...man what a battering he will take.
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hay man you guys we got any scotch drinkers out there. man may be some buddy otta find mule for this to. any ways i wanna no what you drink. now man i like that glen livit stuff but not the glen fidddich stuff. the only blended stuff i ever tryed is like dewers and may be that jb. but i all most picked up a bottel of that jonny walker black last time. now i aspect it to be better then the red but man am i gonna be happy goin from a singel malt to a blend evin if its one a the better blends?
and man how comes theres so many guys named glen what make scotch?
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hay man you guys we got any scotch drinkers out there. man may be some buddy otta find mule for this to. any ways i wanna no what you drink. now man i like that glen livit stuff but not the glen fidddich stuff. the only blended stuff i ever tryed is like dewers and may be that jb. but i all most picked up a bottel of that jonny walker black last time. now i aspect it to be better then the red but man am i gonna be happy goin from a singel malt to a blend evin if its one a the better blends?
and man how comes theres so many guys named glen what make scotch?
Hi Drome
I used to drink the blended stuff and Macallan single malt once in a while. I wanted to try something new last year for my HOF Celebration. P-Brain in my March 14 group turned me onto Lagavulin and that's what I have been drinking the past year. Its way different than the Macallan I had been drinking. Its way smellier and stronger but a lot more fun to drink once I got used to it. I don't know the scotch language so that's the best I can do.
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hay man you guys we got any scotch drinkers out there. man may be some buddy otta find mule for this to. any ways i wanna no what you drink. now man i like that glen livit stuff but not the glen fidddich stuff. the only blended stuff i ever tryed is like dewers and may be that jb. but i all most picked up a bottel of that jonny walker black last time. now i aspect it to be better then the red but man am i gonna be happy goin from a singel malt to a blend evin if its one a the better blends?
and man how comes theres so many guys named glen what make scotch?
Hi Drome
I used to drink the blended stuff and Macallan single malt once in a while. I wanted to try something new last year for my HOF Celebration. P-Brain in my March 14 group turned me onto Lagavulin and that's what I have been drinking the past year. Its way different than the Macallan I had been drinking. Its way smellier and stronger but a lot more fun to drink once I got used to it. I don't know the scotch language so that's the best I can do.
Resident booze guy here... I love Lagavulin. It is crazy smoky, but soooo delicious. It is kind of an acquired taste, and I would certainly order it at a bar or restaurant before springing for a bottle. Oban is another great choice, much more drinkable and less smoky.
All of the Glens are good. Ardbeg is another very very fine choice from the people that bring the world Grand Marnier and Moet champagne.
Enjoy!
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so man you guys i been thinkin bout all these snot nose punks waht wanna run off and join the isis and how we keep grabbin um at the air ports to keep um from goin. well man heres what i wood do. round um up. get um all togethers and tell um we can get them strait there insted a goin thru turky and what not. take there pass ports so they cant get back in the us of a. give um a parashoot and stick um on some c-130s or evin b-52s and dump um out over syria. good luck kids.
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so man you guys i been thinkin bout all these snot nose punks waht wanna run off and join the isis and how we keep grabbin um at the air ports to keep um from goin. well man heres what i wood do. round um up. get um all togethers and tell um we can get them strait there insted a goin thru turky and what not. take there pass ports so they cant get back in the us of a. give um a parashoot and stick um on some c-130s or evin b-52s and dump um out over syria. good luck kids.
Sounds like a damn good idea to me and if for some reason their chute doesn't open...oh well, no loss.
Proud to be quit with you, 'Drome.
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so man you guys i been thinkin bout all these snot nose punks waht wanna run off and join the isis and how we keep grabbin um at the air ports to keep um from goin. well man heres what i wood do. round um up. get um all togethers and tell um we can get them strait there insted a goin thru turky and what not. take there pass ports so they cant get back in the us of a. give um a parashoot and stick um on some c-130s or evin b-52s and dump um out over syria. good luck kids.
Sounds like a damn good idea to me and if for some reason their chute doesn't open...oh well, no loss.
Proud to be quit with you, 'Drome.
'Drome for president!
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so man you guys i been thinkin bout all these snot nose punks waht wanna run off and join the isis and how we keep grabbin um at the air ports to keep um from goin. well man heres what i wood do. round um up. get um all togethers and tell um we can get them strait there insted a goin thru turky and what not. take there pass ports so they cant get back in the us of a. give um a parashoot and stick um on some c-130s or evin b-52s and dump um out over syria. good luck kids.
Sounds like a damn good idea to me and if for some reason their chute doesn't open...oh well, no loss.
Proud to be quit with you, 'Drome.
'Drome for president!
man i dont wanna be prezident. i wanna be emperer or some thing so shit gets done.
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zomg!!! storm of the sentry... of the year... so far. central park berryed under 6 inchs of snow!!! is evry buddy in the north east dead yet? yah. pritty much thot not. now im pritty sure some peepel got a lot a snow. and by a lot i mean 'no ware near what buffalo got, and not evin haff a what the wether dudes said, but more then they no what to do with cuz there a bunch of pussys when it comes to snow.'
feckin sick of this cry wolf shit. how many canselled flites didnt need to be canselled?
see erlyer posts to get my thots on wether dudes.
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zomg!!! storm of the sentry... of the year... so far. central park berryed under 6 inchs of snow!!! is evry buddy in the north east dead yet? yah. pritty much thot not. now im pritty sure some peepel got a lot a snow. and by a lot i mean 'no ware near what buffalo got, and not evin haff a what the wether dudes said, but more then they no what to do with cuz there a bunch of pussys when it comes to snow.'
feckin sick of this cry wolf shit. how many canselled flites didnt need to be canselled?
see erlyer posts to get my thots on wether dudes.
I think the issue, especially pertaining to some of the larger metro areas in the mid Atlantic and the south, is partially the multi jurisdictional factor (ie: counties and locales with their various governmental structures) combined with the complexity of weighing spending priorities in certain public need areas versus the unpredictable and varying probabilities of weather patterns, while at the same time some how accommodating and appeasing a more and more fickle citizenry and constituency.
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zomg!!! storm of the sentry... of the year... so far. central park berryed under 6 inchs of snow!!! is evry buddy in the north east dead yet? yah. pritty much thot not. now im pritty sure some peepel got a lot a snow. and by a lot i mean 'no ware near what buffalo got, and not evin haff a what the wether dudes said, but more then they no what to do with cuz there a bunch of pussys when it comes to snow.'
feckin sick of this cry wolf shit. how many canselled flites didnt need to be canselled?
see erlyer posts to get my thots on wether dudes.
I think the issue, especially pertaining to some of the larger metro areas in the mid Atlantic and the south, is partially the multi jurisdictional factor (ie: counties and locales with their various governmental structures) combined with the complexity of weighing spending priorities in certain public need areas versus the unpredictable and varying probabilities of weather patterns, while at the same time some how accommodating and appeasing a more and more fickle citizenry and constituency.
LMAO reading these 2 posts.
What a dichotomy of punctuation and grammar. roflmao roflmao roflmao
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hay man you guys we got any scotch drinkers out there. man may be some buddy otta find mule for this to. any ways i wanna no what you drink. now man i like that glen livit stuff but not the glen fidddich stuff. the only blended stuff i ever tryed is like dewers and may be that jb. but i all most picked up a bottel of that jonny walker black last time. now i aspect it to be better then the red but man am i gonna be happy goin from a singel malt to a blend evin if its one a the better blends?
and man how comes theres so many guys named glen what make scotch?
Hi Drome
I used to drink the blended stuff and Macallan single malt once in a while. I wanted to try something new last year for my HOF Celebration. P-Brain in my March 14 group turned me onto Lagavulin and that's what I have been drinking the past year. Its way different than the Macallan I had been drinking. Its way smellier and stronger but a lot more fun to drink once I got used to it. I don't know the scotch language so that's the best I can do.
Resident booze guy here... I love Lagavulin. It is crazy smoky, but soooo delicious. It is kind of an acquired taste, and I would certainly order it at a bar or restaurant before springing for a bottle. Oban is another great choice, much more drinkable and less smoky.
All of the Glens are good. Ardbeg is another very very fine choice from the people that bring the world Grand Marnier and Moet champagne.
Enjoy!
man you guys i tryed that lagavulin stuff this last week end and man when it came to the table evry buddy was like wtf is that smell. man it was like a strong antaseptick and man the after taste was with me all day sunday. i'm gonna pass on that stuff.
i mite try some a that jonny walker black on acount of i own there stock and the blue is way to aspensive stock or no. but for now i will just stick to the glen livit stuff.
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now man some a you guys mite no i got a kid in the collige. and if you dint no that now you do. any ways i was down visitin the other day and we were in one a the dinin halls they got. and they were playin the musick reel low but i cood here it. well now it wasnt this new crap what gets past off as musick. it was old. like doors old. i mean doors was old when i was at the collige. but man it wasnt the standerd fair of old timer musick. now if some buddy asked you what the radio plays from that 1975 arrowsmith classick 'toys in the attic' you wood say what? egsacktly. 'sweet amoshun'. but not this place. nope. they were playin 'adams appel'. i dont think i ever rememember herin that on the radio unless it was on one a my 8 track tapes back in the day.
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first off afore i go in to my buttcam story i wanna let all you new guys no this. ha ha your reely funny postin day 1 on april fools day. only your not. so don't do it.
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ok man you guys now that thats out a the way i wanna tell you guys my butt cam story. it aint funny. but man if your gettin old like old drome your gonna get yers one day. and just like old drome wants to help you no whats comin in your quit, well old drome wants you to no what life brings.
now the colinoscapy... that thing ware they stick that cam up your behind to check our your innner parts. well im just gonna call it buttcam cuz its shorter.
any ways sinse i just hit 50 not long ago my doc says, 'drome its time you got your buttcam done. now heres a guy who does a good job. you just call him up and he will take good care a you.' well cuz i plan on livin a good long time i make a pointmint with the buttcam doc. well the first thing that dint go rite is i set it up to be april 7th. is today april 7th? no its fuggin march 31. evin tho i made my pointmint for april 7 when they sent me the list a stuff i needed to do and buy it said do this for your pointment on march 31. well man i call them up and say it must be a misstake cuz im on for april 7. 'oh, no mr. drome. the doc is out of town that week. we don't no how you cood a got a pointmint on april 7.' well any ways i got stuck with the pointmint on march 31. so i tell the boss man im gettin my butt checked out a week erly and hes good with it.
now some a you mite no that it just aint a 1 day afair. oh no. the day afore you dont get to eat nothin. and no milk eether. then in the afternoon time you start cleenin the pipes. now bout 15 years ago a buddy a mine had to drink some nasty perscripshun stuff and man he was strait to the crapper for the next 12 hours. mrs drome is my old bat. she all reddy had it done a cuppel a years ago. and she got some crappy tastin perscripshun stuff to. no they sent me a list a over the counter shit to pick up. ducalax pills (4 doses) some powder shit mixed up with gaterade (14 doses in 2 hours!) and some gawd aweful shit like sodeum sitrate i downed a hole bottel of at 10 pm at nite. now that shit made me near toss my cookies. well i spent most a the time atween 6 pm at nite and 1 am in the mornin on the crapper. and by about 10 pm i was just peein out a my butt.
now heres some thing you dont no bout old drome. drome dont like drugs. and he reely dont like anasteesia. so i did my googel reserch and found out i dont need to get nocked out for this. so i call um up and say 'hay you guys are cool with me not gettin nocked out for this rite?' then i lissined for 15 minits wile they splained how good the drug were and i reely shood get um but they wood mark my file sayin no drugs.
so i get there nice and erly like they asked me to well erly bein a hour afore my pointmint time. it was still haff way thru my day. and i say to the front counter girl. 'we are good with no drugs, rite?' she looks at me funny but says it aint her job. so after a short wait i get sent to my room to get one a them nice gowns on. backwerds of course.
first nurse comes in. i need to put your iv in. 'whats the iv for' i ask. 'for fluids and the drugs' 'but i aint gettin drugs' she aint sure what to do and leaves.
seckind nurse comes in. she wants me to sine stuff. this ones for sergery. this ones for drugs. 'i aint gettin drugs so i wont sine that one.' and i dint.
now there all flusterd up. next thing you no i got 3 nurses tryin to tell me i need these drugs. there good drugs. you will be so happy drugs. look i dont want drugs. whats the big fuggin stink?
next the drug guy... anasteesiolagist... comes in. he says 'no drugs?' i say 'not intrested' and he was like 'i will talk to the doc. reely all they do is relax you so he can go faster. they aint reely nessassary.' cool then he says 'how bout we do this... the nurse anasteesitist will be there any ways so if you need drugs you let her no.' 'fine but i aint takin drugs' so now i gots to sine the sheet i woodnt sine afore but we all agree i gotta ask for um.
finely the doc comes in. 'no drugs?' he says. 'nope ' 'no big deal. i have done some with no drugs.'
then like 15 minits later i get wheeled down the hall. and in the scope goes. now its not all painless. but mostly its just preshure. like gas. there were maybe like 2 times it was that cramp you get from tryin to hold a fart in for like 20 minits wile your in a meeting with the big big big boss man. but insted of lastin for hours it was only a seckind or 2 each. and man cuz i was awake i got to watch the thing live on the screen. and the doc was doin play by play. thats some thing you just dont get when you get nocked out! any ways goin in was pritty fast and they did all the lookin on the pullin back part. now he did find a littel bitty pollip on the way out and i got to see him loop it up and cut it rite off. and on acount a theres no nerves in there i dint feel a thing. so he says the gotta send that in and see what kind it is and he wood let me no if i hafta come back in 3 or 5 or 10 years. the rest a the pull out was pritty rootine until the end. cuz i gess i got some a the hemeroids to and he wanted to look the cam back round to look at um from the insides. man i was in and out in less than 10 minits. and cuz i dint do the drugs i got back to my room, farted a few times for um, got dressed and left. the guy what went afore me was prolly still there anuther cuppel a hours. and they told him 'dont drive' but cuz i dint do drugs i was good to drive home.
and next time i dont hafta fite bout the drugs.
i got like 5 littel picstures. i gotta scan um. if any buddy wants to see what you been missin.
by the way what the fug is this -- 'nope'
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Great story. I'm glad I was knocked out for mine, I just couldn't handle having my butt raped while conscious. I had my buttcam a couple weeks before quitting dip and I snuck pouches right up till that last few hours before the assault. What a dumb ass!
Funny thing last year I went to the same Dr. for a upper GI scope. I asked if he used the same camera for both. His answer was you be good and I won't, if not you'll know when you wake up if you have a shitty tast in your mouth.
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hay man you guys i gotta tell you i am pissed and heres why.
the other day i dissided i need some new pants for work. like the kackys. so i went out shoppin. and let me tell you all i see is these pants with the flat fronts. now man in old dromes mind the only pants what shood have flat fronts are the blue jeans. kackys and dress pants like that shood have the pleets. but some hows i cant find a dam pair a pants with the pleets that i wood ware. hell i bot 2 soots and cood not get pleets in my pants.
now i got these new kackys what are flat and i cant put my wallit in the front pocket no more. and my keys to. now i can put my wallit in the back and have it throw out my spine but what the fuck am i sposed to do with my keys? its fuckin bull shit i tell you. fuck you pants makers.
and now i here they are goin down the road a skinny pants for kackys. well i tell you rite now that aint gonna fly. i will just be shoppin for the dress kilt. i prolly shood any ways.
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hay man you guys i gotta tell you i am pissed and heres why.
the other day i dissided i need some new pants for work. like the kackys. so i went out shoppin. and let me tell you all i see is these pants with the flat fronts. now man in old dromes mind the only pants what shood have flat fronts are the blue jeans. kackys and dress pants like that shood have the pleets. but some hows i cant find a dam pair a pants with the pleets that i wood ware. hell i bot 2 soots and cood not get pleets in my pants.
now i got these new kackys what are flat and i cant put my wallit in the front pocket no more. and my keys to. now i can put my wallit in the back and have it throw out my spine but what the fuck am i sposed to do with my keys? its fuckin bull shit i tell you. fuck you pants makers.
and now i here they are goin down the road a skinny pants for kackys. well i tell you rite now that aint gonna fly. i will just be shoppin for the dress kilt. i prolly shood any ways.
Do the kilt Drome, You need to air out the boys anyway!
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so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.
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so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.
So without asking for it Syndrome brings up a good point here...we need a ribbon emoji for shit like this.
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so man you guys i was asked the other day why i dont like the statis up dates. well let me ask you this. if a guy what aint posted up for like 6 months then just pops in and says 'im still quit' how the fuck has that helped my quit? i mean good for you and all that shit but if i needed to call wood you evin anser? did you no one a your brothers just posted a day 1 2 months ago? do you evin care? for all i no you got bored surfin the interwebs and said hay man i shood go over to ktc. why shood i give a dam? want me to care? post reguler like. onse or twise a week for a few months. then i cood care. but a evry 6 month statis update? go by your self a fuckin ribbin.
So without asking for it Syndrome brings up a good point here...we need a ribbon emoji for shit like this.
Looks like this will have to do for now. :Winner:
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so man thersday i ern the black chip (http://store.killthecan.org/2500-day-milestone-chip) and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.
i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!
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so man thersday i ern the black chip (http://store.killthecan.org/2500-day-milestone-chip) and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.
i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!
(translation: he's 2,500 days tomorrow so pay the man some respecks!)
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Congratulations on 2,500!! Thank you for always supporting February 2015. Keep showing us the path.
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so man thersday i ern the black chip (http://store.killthecan.org/2500-day-milestone-chip) and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.
i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!
(translation: he's 2,500 days tomorrow so pay the man some respecks!)
no man what i want is to be havin like 30 peepel postin evry day in feb 09.
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so man thersday i ern the black chip (http://store.killthecan.org/2500-day-milestone-chip) and in honer a that i'm lookin to add to my reguler postin groops. now if you want drome to be part a your roll call i aspect you to be part a my roll call to. so head on over to feb 09 and post up and let me no your groop. i got some reely solid guys postin up with me but i all ways want more.
i aspect im gonna make some changes soon cuz the rest a feb 09 musta lost there ids and pass words or some thing. but in any case the winnabego is stayin!
(translation: he's 2,500 days tomorrow so pay the man some respecks!)
no man what i want is to be havin like 30 peepel postin evry day in feb 09.
Good shit drome! With all the +1's we don't know your milestones you humble bastard.
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just wanna bump this for my new feb guys.
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hay man you guys did you no that 40 years ago today the lake they call gicha goomy took down the edmund fitzgereld?
and man to this day that gordin litefoot song bout it gives me the willys.
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you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
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hay man you guys did you no that 40 years ago today the lake they call gicha goomy took down the edmund fitzgereld?
and man to this day that gordin litefoot song bout it gives me the willys.
That' a goose bump song for sure ,drome
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you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
and can we add poke since we can't walk across your yard?????????????
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you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
and can we add poke since we can't walk across your yard?????????????
we got this 'tease' what otta fit what you want.
but man i got one a these 'biggun' for smart ass punks 'nutkick'
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you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
and can we add poke since we can't walk across your yard?????????????
we got this 'tease' what otta fit what you want.
but man i got one a these 'biggun' for smart ass punks 'nutkick'
You know what 'drome, I've read hundreds of your posts, but this one is my favorite. I almost spit a protein shake all over my living room when I saw the poke emoji!
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
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you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
and can we add poke since we can't walk across your yard?????????????
we got this 'tease' what otta fit what you want.
but man i got one a these 'biggun' for smart ass punks 'nutkick'
You know what 'drome, I've read hundreds of your posts, but this one is my favorite. I almost spit a protein shake all over my living room when I saw the poke emoji!
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
Never a dull moment with you my man drome! Always get a chuckle! You from Tennessee?
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you no what we reely need here? one a those emoji things what has all them 'share' buttins you find out there on the interwebs. you no the face book, tweeter, and all them other things. i dont want it linked to any thing. i just wanna use it on all these fuckers what think they can get away with statis updates.
and can we add poke since we can't walk across your yard?????????????
we got this 'tease' what otta fit what you want.
but man i got one a these 'biggun' for smart ass punks 'nutkick'
You know what 'drome, I've read hundreds of your posts, but this one is my favorite. I almost spit a protein shake all over my living room when I saw the poke emoji!
Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.
Never a dull moment with you my man drome! Always get a chuckle! You from Tennessee?
no man im jfrom north a the masin dixin line.
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7 fuggin years quit. didja no that?
now asides all the money i saved on not byin dip i figger i saved near $5000 on the helth insurinse.
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7 fuggin years quit. didja no that?
now asides all the money i saved on not byin dip i figger i saved near $5000 on the helth insurinse.
Congrats man on a great milestone, 7 years is completely honorable.
And thanks for posting with us, the Madman and Madwomen of Oct12, always love seeing you in there.
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7 fuggin years quit. didja no that?
now asides all the money i saved on not byin dip i figger i saved near $5000 on the helth insurinse.
Congrats man on a great milestone, 7 years is completely honorable.
And thanks for posting with us, the Madman and Madwomen of Oct12, always love seeing you in there.
Nice work ,Drome. Congrats on 7yrs. Lots of pennies saved for you.
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Congratulations on 7 years!! Thank you for all of the support. It is really appreciated!
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Congratulations on 7 years!! Thank you for all of the support. It is really appreciated!
Im with him ^^^^^^^^^ CONGRATS!
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Congratulations on 7 years!! Thank you for all of the support. It is really appreciated!
Im with him ^^^^^^^^^ CONGRATS!
It's always a pleasure reading your post, hopefully I will have the privilege of several more years , one day at a time! 7 years of freedom, Awesome!
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Congratulations on 7 years!! Thank you for all of the support. It is really appreciated!
Im with him ^^^^^^^^^ CONGRATS!
It's always a pleasure reading your post, hopefully I will have the privilege of several more years , one day at a time! 7 years of freedom, Awesome!
Congrats Drome, 7 years is truly incredible.
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hay man you guys i said afore that i wood not run for presadent and i mean it... cuz a presadents gotta deal with congriss critters. i wood run for king if we disside thats whats needed. and man i woodnt be a king to get rich and all the girls i cood want eether. i wood be a good king. i wood evin keep the courts. so just so you no what this countrys missin out on i am gonna start solvin the problums rite here.
first up is some thing whats been in the news here lately. thats them fucks what get off shinin lazers in to air planes and hellacopters. you no what they do today? probashun mostly. dromes solushun: 5 years hard laber some place is rurel texas. on odd days you lay down miles a rail road track. on evin days you take it back up. sun up to sun down. rain or shine. put it on the web with some a those web cams so as any buddy what thinks shinin lazers wood be funny can see what happins when your cot. seckind time you do it we just fuggin blind you with lazers and leave you in the middel of the desert so you can feed the buzzerds.
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now man im gonna deal with these isis terrerists.
first off if your here and supportin them with any thing we will take your finger prints, scan your iriss and take your pass port. in return we will give you a parashoot and a free flite to some wares over the syria desert so you can meeet up with your buddys. if you try to come in to this country agin we will put you on a raft and drag you 500 miles into the ocean. then put holes in the raft.
seckind there are no prisners. if your shootin at our troops aspect to be shot. if you are lucky they will kill you afore they reach you. troops will be aquiped with pig dicks and bacin dildos. one will find its way into eether your mouth or your ass. you will be dragged to the middel of the desert. if you aint dead your arms and legs will be broke. you will be booby trapped so none a your buddys can barry you. the carryon feeders will do the rest. may be we will put out web cams so your buddys can see how much fun your havin.
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teachers and edjucashun.
i like teachers. and good teachers dont get paid anuff. teachers are gonna get a raise. and a pritty big one to. then teachers are gonna loose the 30 years to retiremint and the fuckin huge pensions. wellcome to 401k world. you retire when you can. and tenyears gonna be a thing a the past. do a good job and keep gettin raises. do a shitty job and find a new one. and there gonna pay part of there medical just like the rest of us.
and we gotta get off a this idea that evry buddy needs collige. lets get the trades goin agin. not trade scools chargin money. aprentisship programs. colliges charge a arm and a leg cuz they can. cuz if you cant pay (or wont go in to hock) some buddy else will. if only haff the peepel who go to collige now went tomorow gess what? they wood have to compeete to get you in the door. that means they gotta be cuttin the price. and we dont end up with trillyuns of dollers a studint loan dets that sap the econemy.
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now man im gonna open the floor for questyuns.
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hay drome... ware to you stand on gay marrige?
well man im glad you asked... you want a legal union? get a free gummint peace a paper and have a j.o.p. do the service. have j.o.p. and witnisses sine it. copy for you copy for the gummint. now your partner is legal. and you got a boner-fide gummint union. gummint aint in the marryin bizniss. its in the legal strucksure bizniss. atween adult peepel. no anamils. no kids.
wanna get marryed in a church? go a head. but it aint a legal union unless you got a j.o.p. and witnisses on your paper for the gummint. if the church wants to give you a nuther peace a paper thats grate. and i dont wanna put churchs out of the marryin bizniss. matter a fact i want to give the term marrige back to the churchs. i think thats a speshul kind of thing. its atween my wife and me and god. her dissidin when to pull the plug is atween my wife and me and the gummint.
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How about taxes? Not Texas, taxes.... What's your plan there?
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Drome for King. 2016.
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I love drome. Outside the box thinker.
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hay man you guys im stuck in a hotel with for shit wi fi so i will be postin to just a cuppel a groops thru wensday so if i wood normly post in your groop and you see my sig line up dated feel free to ad me. and i will anser mikes questyun bout taxes when i get back thersday.
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Congratulations on 7 years!! Thank you for all of the support. It is really appreciated!
Im with him ^^^^^^^^^ CONGRATS!
It's always a pleasure reading your post, hopefully I will have the privilege of several more years , one day at a time! 7 years of freedom, Awesome!
Congrats Drome, 7 years is truly incredible.
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How about taxes? Not Texas, taxes.... What's your plan there?
ok man the drome tax codes gonna be reely short. until i work up all the numbers im just gonna ball park it. we gotta have taxes. we gotta pay for shit. the courts. the defense. the roads. the dets your fuggin gummint done run up. dromes taxes come in 3 parts. persinal income tax. corprite income tax. and value added tax. i mite have a speshull 1 time persinal welth tax what mite be payed over like 10 years but only if your persinal welth is over like 50 million bucks.
first man the vat rate is gonna be like 5 to 10%. on evry thing. food. rent. houses. close. doll houses. gi joe with kung fu grip. happy meals.
on income tax man all the write offs are gone. all of um. assept 1 on persinal taxs.
corprite tax rate is 10% on income + 5% on payroll.
persinal tax rate is 20%. on all income. cap gains. divadends. salery. stock opshuns. what ever them hegge fund guys get and hide. this tax is on the income over 20,000 per persin on your return. on top a that you get a credit a 5,000 for evry person on your return.
now lets do some maths.
famly of 4 makin 40k a year. 4x20k is 80k so no taxs and 4x5k credit so you get 20k back as refund. now rememember this here famlys payin 5 to 10% on evry thing as a vat. so they better make it last.
famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.
famly of 2 makin 250k
2x20 is 40k so tax is 20% a 210k or 42k. credit is 10k so they pay 32k. man that looks like a lot but if they can hide 50k of there income with tax brakes today, they wood still owe almost 54k.
now part a the reeson we have the credit is so evry buddy has a minamum income. and watch out cuz the wellfare is gettin cut. but if you go out and get a job that minamum income is still there and added to what you make. so it dont pay to sit on your ass.
also there is a speshul for milatary and veterins. if you served this country that 20k deduckshun for you is 200k (but not for the rest a your famly) and active duty gets a 10k credit per persin.
so vet famly of 4 makin 300k - deduckshun is 200+3x20 or 260. tax is 20% of 40k or 8k. credit is 20k so he gets 12k back.
active duty famly of 4 makin 40k - no tax and a refund a 40k.
now the numbers mite be ajusted a bit. but im still givin the milatary benefits on that scale. 10x reguler deduckshun for vets. 2x reguler credit for active.
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and bout that welth tax. buffet and gates and the waltins are gonna be hit up for there fair share what they hold. and so is the old money. most aint paid there fair share along the way. say 15% of your net worth. i will evin be nice and not make um pay taxs on the capital gains on stocks they gotta sell to pay this speshul tax.
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hay man you guys afore i go on with my king platforms i wanna give a big old 'Finger' to delta air lines. now i herd that the air lines were all cuttin back on the size a carry on stuff. so i got there size and went bout messurin all my carry ons what i used in the past. and woodnt you no it. evry fuggin one of um was to big. so i set out to get a new one what fit there new size. i packed it up and went to the air port. now first thing i see is plenty a bags bigger then mine gettin let on the plane as carry on. well then my turn comes up and gess what? they tell me theres no more room for carry ons. and i gotta check mine there at the gate. now in the past when they did this they wood get those bags off at the next air port and put them in that littel run way gettin off the plane. but no. not with delta now. i gotta go to baggige claim to get my bag. fuckers. and its like the last one on that littel belt runnin round baggige claim. then i get it. and one fuggin side is caved in and it looks like some buddy dissided to drag it cross the street on its side. sereously. a new fuggin bag and it looks 20 years old. man i even tweeterd a picksure of it so evry buddy cood see what ass fucks delta is. and man on the way home they were askin for volenteers to have there carry ons checked at the gate. so man i rolled up there and said 'see this brand new bag? yah that happind when you made me gate check it. so no i aint no volenteer.' and walked off.
i dunno. may be its cuz i dint pay them $25 for my bag to fly. but pritty much fuck air lines. speshully you delta. next time i gotta travel for bizniss im takin the train if i can. or im drivin.
ps. dr hydro man when we do that race next fall im drivin down.
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hay man you guys afore i go on with my king platforms i wanna give a big old 'Finger' to delta air lines. now i herd that the air lines were all cuttin back on the size a carry on stuff. so i got there size and went bout messurin all my carry ons what i used in the past. and woodnt you no it. evry fuggin one of um was to big. so i set out to get a new one what fit there new size. i packed it up and went to the air port. now first thing i see is plenty a bags bigger then mine gettin let on the plane as carry on. well then my turn comes up and gess what? they tell me theres no more room for carry ons. and i gotta check mine there at the gate. now in the past when they did this they wood get those bags off at the next air port and put them in that littel run way gettin off the plane. but no. not with delta now. i gotta go to baggige claim to get my bag. fuckers. and its like the last one on that littel belt runnin round baggige claim. then i get it. and one fuggin side is caved in and it looks like some buddy dissided to drag it cross the street on its side. sereously. a new fuggin bag and it looks 20 years old. man i even tweeterd a picksure of it so evry buddy cood see what ass fucks delta is. and man on the way home they were askin for volenteers to have there carry ons checked at the gate. so man i rolled up there and said 'see this brand new bag? yah that happind when you made me gate check it. so no i aint no volenteer.' and walked off.
i dunno. may be its cuz i dint pay them $25 for my bag to fly. but pritty much fuck air lines. speshully you delta. next time i gotta travel for bizniss im takin the train if i can. or im drivin.
ps. dr hydro man when we do that race next fall im drivin down.
I try to only fly sw. Free bags. Plus it helps mogul (Feb 14) make his paycheck.
Delta is only surpassed in bad by United. US Air used to be worst but American took them out.
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hay man you guys afore i go on with my king platforms i wanna give a big old 'Finger' to delta air lines. now i herd that the air lines were all cuttin back on the size a carry on stuff. so i got there size and went bout messurin all my carry ons what i used in the past. and woodnt you no it. evry fuggin one of um was to big. so i set out to get a new one what fit there new size. i packed it up and went to the air port. now first thing i see is plenty a bags bigger then mine gettin let on the plane as carry on. well then my turn comes up and gess what? they tell me theres no more room for carry ons. and i gotta check mine there at the gate. now in the past when they did this they wood get those bags off at the next air port and put them in that littel run way gettin off the plane. but no. not with delta now. i gotta go to baggige claim to get my bag. fuckers. and its like the last one on that littel belt runnin round baggige claim. then i get it. and one fuggin side is caved in and it looks like some buddy dissided to drag it cross the street on its side. sereously. a new fuggin bag and it looks 20 years old. man i even tweeterd a picksure of it so evry buddy cood see what ass fucks delta is. and man on the way home they were askin for volenteers to have there carry ons checked at the gate. so man i rolled up there and said 'see this brand new bag? yah that happind when you made me gate check it. so no i aint no volenteer.' and walked off.
i dunno. may be its cuz i dint pay them $25 for my bag to fly. but pritty much fuck air lines. speshully you delta. next time i gotta travel for bizniss im takin the train if i can. or im drivin.
ps. dr hydro man when we do that race next fall im drivin down.
I try to only fly sw. Free bags. Plus it helps mogul (Feb 14) make his paycheck.
Delta is only surpassed in bad by United. US Air used to be worst but American took them out.
man for some reeson bizniss travel agents dont book sw or i mite of. only they dont fly direct and i dont need to fly more planes to get ware im goin.
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How about taxes? Not Texas, taxes.... What's your plan there?
ok man the drome tax codes gonna be reely short. until i work up all the numbers im just gonna ball park it. we gotta have taxes. we gotta pay for shit. the courts. the defense. the roads. the dets your fuggin gummint done run up. dromes taxes come in 3 parts. persinal income tax. corprite income tax. and value added tax. i mite have a speshull 1 time persinal welth tax what mite be payed over like 10 years but only if your persinal welth is over like 50 million bucks.
first man the vat rate is gonna be like 5 to 10%. on evry thing. food. rent. houses. close. doll houses. gi joe with kung fu grip. happy meals.
on income tax man all the write offs are gone. all of um. assept 1 on persinal taxs.
corprite tax rate is 10% on income + 5% on payroll.
persinal tax rate is 20%. on all income. cap gains. divadends. salery. stock opshuns. what ever them hegge fund guys get and hide. this tax is on the income over 20,000 per persin on your return. on top a that you get a credit a 5,000 for evry person on your return.
now lets do some maths.
famly of 4 makin 40k a year. 4x20k is 80k so no taxs and 4x5k credit so you get 20k back as refund. now rememember this here famlys payin 5 to 10% on evry thing as a vat. so they better make it last.
famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.
famly of 2 makin 250k
2x20 is 40k so tax is 20% a 210k or 42k. credit is 10k so they pay 32k. man that looks like a lot but if they can hide 50k of there income with tax brakes today, they wood still owe almost 54k.
now part a the reeson we have the credit is so evry buddy has a minamum income. and watch out cuz the wellfare is gettin cut. but if you go out and get a job that minamum income is still there and added to what you make. so it dont pay to sit on your ass.
also there is a speshul for milatary and veterins. if you served this country that 20k deduckshun for you is 200k (but not for the rest a your famly) and active duty gets a 10k credit per persin.
so vet famly of 4 makin 300k - deduckshun is 200+3x20 or 260. tax is 20% of 40k or 8k. credit is 20k so he gets 12k back.
active duty famly of 4 makin 40k - no tax and a refund a 40k.
now the numbers mite be ajusted a bit. but im still givin the milatary benefits on that scale. 10x reguler deduckshun for vets. 2x reguler credit for active.
Couldn't we just flat tax everybody at 15% and take away the credits?
Maybe put a time limit on welfare, kinda like unemployment?
Keeping the corporate taxes low will help bring work back home for sure.
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Couldn't we just flat tax everybody at 15% and take away the credits?
Maybe put a time limit on welfare, kinda like unemployment?
Keeping the corporate taxes low will help bring work back home for sure.
that's reely kinda what the vat does. only it taxes consumpshun. the credits are reely set up for those at the bottom end ware they reely cant pay taxs on the basics a life like the rich can. well fare goes away. under my taxs theres no insentive to sit on your ass gettin gummint checks.
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How about taxes? Not Texas, taxes.... What's your plan there?
ok man the drome tax codes gonna be reely short. until i work up all the numbers im just gonna ball park it. we gotta have taxes. we gotta pay for shit. the courts. the defense. the roads. the dets your fuggin gummint done run up. dromes taxes come in 3 parts. persinal income tax. corprite income tax. and value added tax. i mite have a speshull 1 time persinal welth tax what mite be payed over like 10 years but only if your persinal welth is over like 50 million bucks.
first man the vat rate is gonna be like 5 to 10%. on evry thing. food. rent. houses. close. doll houses. gi joe with kung fu grip. happy meals.
on income tax man all the write offs are gone. all of um. assept 1 on persinal taxs.
corprite tax rate is 10% on income + 5% on payroll.
persinal tax rate is 20%. on all income. cap gains. divadends. salery. stock opshuns. what ever them hegge fund guys get and hide. this tax is on the income over 20,000 per persin on your return. on top a that you get a credit a 5,000 for evry person on your return.
now lets do some maths.
famly of 4 makin 40k a year. 4x20k is 80k so no taxs and 4x5k credit so you get 20k back as refund. now rememember this here famlys payin 5 to 10% on evry thing as a vat. so they better make it last.
famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.
famly of 2 makin 250k
2x20 is 40k so tax is 20% a 210k or 42k. credit is 10k so they pay 32k. man that looks like a lot but if they can hide 50k of there income with tax brakes today, they wood still owe almost 54k.
now part a the reeson we have the credit is so evry buddy has a minamum income. and watch out cuz the wellfare is gettin cut. but if you go out and get a job that minamum income is still there and added to what you make. so it dont pay to sit on your ass.
also there is a speshul for milatary and veterins. if you served this country that 20k deduckshun for you is 200k (but not for the rest a your famly) and active duty gets a 10k credit per persin.
so vet famly of 4 makin 300k - deduckshun is 200+3x20 or 260. tax is 20% of 40k or 8k. credit is 20k so he gets 12k back.
active duty famly of 4 makin 40k - no tax and a refund a 40k.
now the numbers mite be ajusted a bit. but im still givin the milatary benefits on that scale. 10x reguler deduckshun for vets. 2x reguler credit for active.
Why do I get penalized for not having children or not being married?
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How about taxes? Not Texas, taxes.... What's your plan there?
ok man the drome tax codes gonna be reely short. until i work up all the numbers im just gonna ball park it. we gotta have taxes. we gotta pay for shit. the courts. the defense. the roads. the dets your fuggin gummint done run up. dromes taxes come in 3 parts. persinal income tax. corprite income tax. and value added tax. i mite have a speshull 1 time persinal welth tax what mite be payed over like 10 years but only if your persinal welth is over like 50 million bucks.
first man the vat rate is gonna be like 5 to 10%. on evry thing. food. rent. houses. close. doll houses. gi joe with kung fu grip. happy meals.
on income tax man all the write offs are gone. all of um. assept 1 on persinal taxs.
corprite tax rate is 10% on income + 5% on payroll.
persinal tax rate is 20%. on all income. cap gains. divadends. salery. stock opshuns. what ever them hegge fund guys get and hide. this tax is on the income over 20,000 per persin on your return. on top a that you get a credit a 5,000 for evry person on your return.
now lets do some maths.
famly of 4 makin 40k a year. 4x20k is 80k so no taxs and 4x5k credit so you get 20k back as refund. now rememember this here famlys payin 5 to 10% on evry thing as a vat. so they better make it last.
famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.
famly of 2 makin 250k
2x20 is 40k so tax is 20% a 210k or 42k. credit is 10k so they pay 32k. man that looks like a lot but if they can hide 50k of there income with tax brakes today, they wood still owe almost 54k.
now part a the reeson we have the credit is so evry buddy has a minamum income. and watch out cuz the wellfare is gettin cut. but if you go out and get a job that minamum income is still there and added to what you make. so it dont pay to sit on your ass.
also there is a speshul for milatary and veterins. if you served this country that 20k deduckshun for you is 200k (but not for the rest a your famly) and active duty gets a 10k credit per persin.
so vet famly of 4 makin 300k - deduckshun is 200+3x20 or 260. tax is 20% of 40k or 8k. credit is 20k so he gets 12k back.
active duty famly of 4 makin 40k - no tax and a refund a 40k.
now the numbers mite be ajusted a bit. but im still givin the milatary benefits on that scale. 10x reguler deduckshun for vets. 2x reguler credit for active.
Why do I get penalized for not having children or not being married?
asks the man what i gess does not no that kids are expensive. and so is a stay at home spouse.
if you got 2 workin peepel it wont matter if there marryed or not unless 1 is makin less then the deduckshun amount. so there reely aint a benafit to bein marryed if both are workin. and reely i gess if you wanna benafit cuz your livin on 1 income insted a 2... well i for one wood rather have 2 incomes.
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famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.
So if the family makes 0 they get paid $25k of my tax dollars? That's just one of the current problems. Why pay lazy bumbs for not workin?
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famly of 5 makin 150k
5x20 is 100k so tax is 20% a 50k or 10k. credit is 25k so they get 15k back.
So if the family makes 0 they get paid $25k of my tax dollars? That's just one of the current problems. Why pay lazy bumbs for not workin?
look man they get that 25k if there a famly of 5 makin 0 or 100k. whos better off? i dont think 5k a year per person is anuff for any buddy to live on but if they can make it work i aint gonna lose sleep. but sinse they can work and still get the money they got more insentive to work then to sit on there ass.
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crime and punishmint
this kind of shit (http://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/attackers-post-video-assault-victims-facebook-page-35527335) pisses me off.
punishmint: arms duck taped to your side and a cuppel a racist thugs get to beat the shit out a you for the same amount of time. and it gets posted to your face book. and if you dont make it... we feed your body to gaters.
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From the damn thugs will be out in less than 2 years if they even go to jail! Probably a new kind of gang initiation. Sad sad world!
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Happy Birthday!!
P.S. I am very interested in your B2B race report for this fall, I am contemplating that being one of my 2017 races and I hear the swim is wicked fast with a current push.
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Happy Birthday!!
P.S. I am very interested in your B2B race report for this fall, I am contemplating that being one of my 2017 races and I hear the swim is wicked fast with a current push.
thanks.
yah. its now a irenman brand race. i will rite up the report for the full. may be hydro will do the same for the haff. i got the bike corse on the cyclops trainer app. man you wanna talk flat... at leest accordin to this 53 feet a climb in the first 60+ miles. tuck. crank. dont worry bout shiftin.
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Happy Birthday!!
P.S. I am very interested in your B2B race report for this fall, I am contemplating that being one of my 2017 races and I hear the swim is wicked fast with a current push.
thanks.
yah. its now a irenman brand race. i will rite up the report for the full. may be hydro will do the same for the haff. i got the bike corse on the cyclops trainer app. man you wanna talk flat... at leest accordin to this 53 feet a climb in the first 60+ miles. tuck. crank. dont worry bout shiftin.
ok so you guys this heres bout the race and may be a contest. i have dissided sinse i wont reely be trainin with my old team i will prolly only use team gear for trainin. that there opens up the need for some race gear. theres a compny that will do individuelized race suits. i got a ktc logo from chewie what i plan to incorperate in the suit. but man if your a artsy kind a person and have some ideas bout what i can include with ktc i wood like to see what you think. man evin if its in crans. winner mite get a pickshur of the final product crossin the finish line.
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Happy Birthday!!
P.S. I am very interested in your B2B race report for this fall, I am contemplating that being one of my 2017 races and I hear the swim is wicked fast with a current push.
thanks.
yah. its now a irenman brand race. i will rite up the report for the full. may be hydro will do the same for the haff. i got the bike corse on the cyclops trainer app. man you wanna talk flat... at leest accordin to this 53 feet a climb in the first 60+ miles. tuck. crank. dont worry bout shiftin.
ok so you guys this heres bout the race and may be a contest. i have dissided sinse i wont reely be trainin with my old team i will prolly only use team gear for trainin. that there opens up the need for some race gear. theres a compny that will do individuelized race suits. i got a ktc logo from chewie what i plan to incorperate in the suit. but man if your a artsy kind a person and have some ideas bout what i can include with ktc i wood like to see what you think. man evin if its in crans. winner mite get a pickshur of the final product crossin the finish line.
Don't we already have one of these (http://store.killthecan.org/clothing/misc-clothing/ktc-logo-thong) you could sport?
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ok man you guys i was watchin some news over the week end and it seems like evry buddys got there shorts in a bunch bout what rest rooms they otta be usin. the i wanna be speshul crowd and the bibel thumper crowd dont care what the other thinks.
so reely quick heres emperer for life drome's eezy peezy salushun:
----- penis ||| no penis -----
i dont care what you call your self. you go by what plummin you have. dont like it? lose the cock jenner.
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Nice 27th floor you got there Syndrome!
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Congrats syndrome!! How's the view from that skyscraper?
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Congratulations Drome!!
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Congratulations Drome!!
Congrats Drome! Helluva eggsample yur settn 4 us!
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Congratulations Drome!!
Congrats Drome! Helluva eggsample yur settn 4 us!
Congratulations drome! Alot of us look up to you!
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Congratulations Drome!!
Congrats Drome! Helluva eggsample yur settn 4 us!
Congratulations drome! Alot of us look up to you!
Congrats syndrome!
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Congratulations Drome!!
Congrats Drome! Helluva eggsample yur settn 4 us!
Congratulations drome! Alot of us look up to you!
Congrats syndrome!
Congrats man!!!!
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so man evry now and then the questyun comes up. when is it time to leave ktc? well man heres my thots on this.
evry buddy has to disside when there gonna leave cuz lets face it dam few will be postin at 5 years and a lot less few at 10 years. peepel have there own reasons to stay or go. now your gonna get mine.
i dont think i need to be here any more. i think i got the tools to walk away and stay quit. yet i stay. i post in a lot a groops evry day. it takes time. beleeve it or not i try to read whats goin on in most a those groops evry day. why?
some 7 and a haff years ago i wanted to quit. agin. i tryed a number a time on my own but failed. this here place helped me like nuthin else ever did. it gave me untold hours with my wife and kids that i had used hidin from them and givin to finger bangin a can insted. it gave me a helthyer me. and to me there aint a price for that. so i pay it back by stayin here.
stayin with old timers what mite not have any a there own quit groop here.
postin with the noobs so they can see that it can be done.
postin up top with the feb groops each year to give avice or just a example.
so man when you think its time to move on thats fine. if your only postin in your hof groop thats fine. if your postin evry where thats fine.
i will be here a wile yet. payin back what i can. and some day when i disside we are evin i will be movin on to. and that will be fine. but until then i will be here. and any buddy what wants to join us at the feb 09 party bus is wellcome.
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hay man you guys i made a importint dissishun today. startin with the octoberer groop i will be postin a number in the pre-hof groops. im still tryin to disside what to do for july august and septemberer. sinse junes all most up i think they will get to live with the yesterday +1 posts.
so man if your in july or august or septemberer and got thots on it let me no.
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hay man you guys i made a importint dissishun today. startin with the octoberer groop i will be postin a number in the pre-hof groops. im still tryin to disside what to do for july august and septemberer. sinse junes all most up i think they will get to live with the yesterday +1 posts.
so man if your in july or august or septemberer and got thots on it let me no.
Drome - I'm in August. If you're offering support, you can come in and post a daily "FUCK PKY" and I'll just be happy for the support.
Day x, Yesterday +1, all the support is well received. You post what you feel brother.
EDIT* I guess for you it would be "git dat darnta fokin PKY"
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hay man you guys i made a importint dissishun today. startin with the octoberer groop i will be postin a number in the pre-hof groops. im still tryin to disside what to do for july august and septemberer. sinse junes all most up i think they will get to live with the yesterday +1 posts.
so man if your in july or august or septemberer and got thots on it let me no.
Drome - I'm in August. If you're offering support, you can come in and post a daily "FUCK PKY" and I'll just be happy for the support.
Day x, Yesterday +1, all the support is well received. You post what you feel brother.
EDIT* I guess for you it would be "git dat darnta fokin PKY"
drome, as long as you put your number in your signature, IDGAF what you post. If I want to know your number, I know I can find it in your signature.
August 2016 is the current issue. You think maybe someone saw you posting y+1 and thought "that's cool, I like it, I'll use it". Honestly, I don't think that's the case. Early in my quit, I was so focused on getting through today that I felt like the number of days quit really didn't matter. All that matters is today. So, "yesterday plus one" strikes a chord with many of us early in our quit. You keep posting y+1, and we'll keep hammering on newbies who do the same. It's part of the education. It's part of the quit.
Now that I'm in the HOF, my number means more. It's a constant reminder of what I'll throw away if I cave. 122 fockin days! As much as I enjoyed starting from the suck and reaching HOF, I didn't enjoy it enough to do it again.
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
Congratulations drome love reading the drome masters work! Thanks!
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
Congratulations drome love reading the drome masters work! Thanks!
drome - y+1 ;)
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
Congratulations drome love reading the drome masters work! Thanks!
drome - y+1 ;)
2800 days +1 at a time, congrats Drome and thanks for being with us every day. It does not go unnoticed. Proud to be quit with you!
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
Congratulations drome love reading the drome masters work! Thanks!
drome - y+1 ;)
2800 days +1 at a time, congrats Drome and thanks for being with us every day. It does not go unnoticed. Proud to be quit with you!
Congrats on 2800 man. That's great stuff. Appreciate the support you show everyday as well.
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
Congratulations drome love reading the drome masters work! Thanks!
drome - y+1 ;)
2800 days +1 at a time, congrats Drome and thanks for being with us every day. It does not go unnoticed. Proud to be quit with you!
Congrats on 2800 man. That's great stuff. Appreciate the support you show everyday as well.
2,800 is awesome. What's even more awesome is the support you provide to countless thousands. Your wit and wisdom are legend....thank you.
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
Congratulations drome love reading the drome masters work! Thanks!
drome - y+1 ;)
2800 days +1 at a time, congrats Drome and thanks for being with us every day. It does not go unnoticed. Proud to be quit with you!
Congrats on 2800 man. That's great stuff. Appreciate the support you show everyday as well.
2,800 is awesome. What's even more awesome is the support you provide to countless thousands. Your wit and wisdom are legend....thank you.
hay man you guys thanks a lot. some day i mite be done payin back the site the freedom what i enjoy now but until i do i will keep postin.
man i thot i was suscribin to this so i wood no when some buddy posted. gonna hafta get that figgerd out. :blink: -- back in the old days that use to reely blink.
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Congratulations on 2800 days! Thank you for all of the support within and outside of my quit month. Keep showing us the way.
28 floors is awesome. Congrats drome and thanks for everything you do around here.
Congratulations drome love reading the drome masters work! Thanks!
drome - y+1 ;)
2800 days +1 at a time, congrats Drome and thanks for being with us every day. It does not go unnoticed. Proud to be quit with you!
Congrats on 2800 man. That's great stuff. Appreciate the support you show everyday as well.
2,800 is awesome. What's even more awesome is the support you provide to countless thousands. Your wit and wisdom are legend....thank you.
hay man you guys thanks a lot. some day i mite be done payin back the site the freedom what i enjoy now but until i do i will keep postin.
man i thot i was suscribin to this so i wood no when some buddy posted. gonna hafta get that figgerd out. :blink: -- back in the old days that use to reely blink.
Congrats syndrom on the 28th floor!
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
Congrats on stringing together 2900 days of success!
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
Congrats on stringing together 2900 days of success!
Huge Congrats, drome! Thanks for leading the way!
--Roy
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
Congrats on stringing together 2900 days of success!
Huge Congrats, drome! Thanks for leading the way!
--Roy
Nicely done 'drome. Thanks for showing your support just about everywhere. 2900 is just fantastic!
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
Congrats on stringing together 2900 days of success!
Huge Congrats, drome! Thanks for leading the way!
--Roy
Nicely done 'drome. Thanks for showing your support just about everywhere. 2900 is just fantastic!
Grats on reaching the 29th floor! Man, the air must be thin up there!
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
Congrats on stringing together 2900 days of success!
Huge Congrats, drome! Thanks for leading the way!
--Roy
Nicely done 'drome. Thanks for showing your support just about everywhere. 2900 is just fantastic!
Grats on reaching the 29th floor! Man, the air must be thin up there!
Congratulations drome! You are what the definition of rock is! Thanks buddy
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
Congrats on stringing together 2900 days of success!
Huge Congrats, drome! Thanks for leading the way!
--Roy
Nicely done 'drome. Thanks for showing your support just about everywhere. 2900 is just fantastic!
Grats on reaching the 29th floor! Man, the air must be thin up there!
Congratulations drome! You are what the definition of rock is! Thanks buddy
Drome, congrats on the 29th floor!
Party time on the bus!
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29 floors. With conviction flare and a style all
Your own! See you +1 on roll manana
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Congratulations on 2,900 days!! Thank you for all of the support and showing us all how to stay quit!
Congrats on the 29th floor! Thank you for all you do here and your continued support!
Congrats on stringing together 2900 days of success!
Huge Congrats, drome! Thanks for leading the way!
--Roy
Nicely done 'drome. Thanks for showing your support just about everywhere. 2900 is just fantastic!
Grats on reaching the 29th floor! Man, the air must be thin up there!
Congratulations drome! You are what the definition of rock is! Thanks buddy
Drome, congrats on the 29th floor!
Party time on the bus!
hay man you guys thanks its fokes like you on the party bus what make quittin fun and i sure prishiate it.
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ok so i'm gonna copy this post over to the eec seckshun to...
on octoberer 22 i did the iren man race in willmington north caralina. that was a saterday by the way. i left home in mishigin on tuesday afore the race. i got bout 6 hours in to my drive when i got a text from dr. hydro phd from over to march 09 (he was doin the haff iren man race the same day and he set us up with a place to stay.) well sinse i was drivin i cood not reed it at the time so i got my car to reed it to me. it went some thing like 'holey shit! did you just see the email from iren man?' course i dint cuz i was drivin so i pulled off a the hiway to reed the email. well man they were cuttin the bike corse down from 112 to 50 miles on a count of the herracane mathew what went thru. well shit. i did all that trainin and now i wood not be able to do the full race. at first i was pist. then i thot bout the peepel what lost houses and cars and roads and dissided they reely dint need to worry bout my racin. so i called up my coach to see how i shood change my game plan. only i got her voise mail. then i called dr hydro phd and we talked a bit bout it and then my coach called me back so i took that call and wood talk to dr hydro later. so any way i was talkin stratagys with coach and she said that she was in calafornya gettin marryed. on a tuesday. how crazy is that. any ways we came up with the stratagys that i used to race. mostly. any ways i cood go on bout the pre race stuff but i will skip rite to the race. but one importint thing happined. they found 6 extra miles for the bike to get us to 56. that was a big deal for the haff iren man fokes on a count of there race wood be the full 70.3.
it was bout 46 degrees at 5 am in the mornin when i got up for the last time. see i got up at 2 am in the mornin for my brekfest what was only a cuppel a them ensure drinks. any ways we were only bout a 1/4 mile from the first transishun area ware the bikes were racked. it rained the nite afore cuz i wanted to go over and take a pickshure of the bikes. prolly 3000 of um. we figgerd there was prolly $10 million dollers a bikes out there. any ways it was 46 degrees when i went to get stuff set up. i was only warin a tshirt and shorts but soon i wood be putin on the wet suit so no biggy. the other thing bout the wether was the wind she was a blowin. 20-25 mph. that is importint later. well i set up my bike stuff. mixed my nutrishun up and got it on the bike then got on the bus to the swim start.
the swim is point to point in a channel what has salt water and they say the tide will push you. now normely i figger a hour and 15 or 20 minits to swim 2.4 miles. well at the start area i jump in the water on a count of it bein 75 degrees and warmer then the air. i saw brother mike land there in the water and we did some warm up swimmin but mike says he was gonna wait til near the end to get in at the start. well man the cannin goes off and peepel start goin thru the start arch and in to the water. i got in pritty erly. well man i cant swim a strait line to save my life but i was doin pritty good this year. evin tho i forgot to un fog my goggels. any ways it must be true that it pushes you cuz i finished in a hour and 2 minits! now i dont no the total numbers but there was sposed to be round 1600 racers there. i was #36 in my groop, #311 for men and #390 total to come out a the water. and i had a good first t1 time a just 10 minits.
out to the bike. rememember that wether report bout the wind. all most strait in to it rite a way for a few miles. then a cross wind for prolly the next 15 or 20 miles what set us up for a nuther 15+ miles dead nuts in to the wind. this is ware stratagys pay off. im workin on heart rate and power both and man theres a lot a peeple passin me up. evin tho im goin harder then i shood. finely some wares round mile 41 we turned back to town and got the tail wind. agin i did the stratagy and dint fall in to temptashun and go 40 mph balls out. i stayed eezy and let some more pass me. not to many tho. and man we cood look cross the road and see the peepel fitin the wind. it ackshully looked worse then it felt. any ways bout a mile out we hit a brige with a pritty nasty hill. bout 200 yards up the hill i shifted and dropped my chain. so i had to get off a my bike. fix the chain. then start up agin goin up hill. that sucked. they say i did the bike in 3 hours and 13 minits for 17.37 mph average what was may be only a haff mph off a what i hoped for. at this point my ranks are 65 in the groop 441 for men and 541 over alls. so you can do the maths to figger out how many peepel past me up. mostly. cuz i did pass a few to. speshully late on the bike. i did kind of a slow t2 in 8 minits on a count of i was mixin my nutrishun for the run in t2. if i dint do that it wood a been like 3 or 4 minits tops.
then out to the run. it was still pritty cool which was good. but man a mile in there was a nasty hill comin of the river what shood a just had steps on in cuz it was like findin your seat in a stadeum. well this is ware stratagys reely pay off. coach says save it for the run. she wants me to have a goal for the run and go for it. my goal is 10 minit miles on avrige. that will include walkin in all the aid stashuns. it will get me done in 4 hours and 20 minits. she also wants negative splits. well man i get goin and i can not make my self run slow. i was doin 8 minits or 8:15 miles and i keep tryin to go slower. only the aid stashuns helped slow me down. well the first loop turn round was at bout 7 miles and i hit it at darn near 1 hour on the nose... still to fast. i got to the haff way mark and out for loop 2 at under 2 hours. but man i no i cant keep that pace up for 13 more miles and negative split. i take longer walks thru the first cuppel a aid stashuns and up that big hill from the first mile. but man im not givin up and walkin miles this time. i get to the 3/4 turn round just over 3 hours in. then i started gettin the chafeing on my legs ware they got wet from stickin spunges in my racin kit. and things started to slow down. then some thing happined. as i was walkin thru a aid stashun a guy past me. he had 54 on his caff. thats his age. thats my age groop. 50-54. no. feckin. way. this dude was not gonna finish afore me! and i past his ass. and for the last 3 and a haff miles evry buddy what past me at a aid stashun i past rite back. i dint evin stop at the final aid stashun. no sir. i hammerd home. i finished in 4:07. thats less then 9:30 a mile. my final ranks 29 in groop. 248 in men. 308 in total. you do the maths.
stratagys a save it for the run. it worked.
finely tho i talked with some other racers after and we all agreed that if we had to do the full 112 miles we wood a been cooked. we wood have had to go 25 more miles in to that dead nuts wind and only got cross winds and a wee tail wind for the rest.
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Bravo! Prolly took me longer to read that than it did for you to complete the race.
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ok so i'm gonna copy this post over to the eec seckshun to...
on octoberer 22 i did the iren man race in willmington north caralina. that was a saterday by the way. i left home in mishigin on tuesday afore the race. i got bout 6 hours in to my drive when i got a text from dr. hydro phd from over to march 09 (he was doin the haff iren man race the same day and he set us up with a place to stay.) well sinse i was drivin i cood not reed it at the time so i got my car to reed it to me. it went some thing like 'holey shit! did you just see the email from iren man?' course i dint cuz i was drivin so i pulled off a the hiway to reed the email. well man they were cuttin the bike corse down from 112 to 50 miles on a count of the herracane mathew what went thru. well shit. i did all that trainin and now i wood not be able to do the full race. at first i was pist. then i thot bout the peepel what lost houses and cars and roads and dissided they reely dint need to worry bout my racin. so i called up my coach to see how i shood change my game plan. only i got her voise mail. then i called dr hydro phd and we talked a bit bout it and then my coach called me back so i took that call and wood talk to dr hydro later. so any way i was talkin stratagys with coach and she said that she was in calafornya gettin marryed. on a tuesday. how crazy is that. any ways we came up with the stratagys that i used to race. mostly. any ways i cood go on bout the pre race stuff but i will skip rite to the race. but one importint thing happined. they found 6 extra miles for the bike to get us to 56. that was a big deal for the haff iren man fokes on a count of there race wood be the full 70.3.
it was bout 46 degrees at 5 am in the mornin when i got up for the last time. see i got up at 2 am in the mornin for my brekfest what was only a cuppel a them ensure drinks. any ways we were only bout a 1/4 mile from the first transishun area ware the bikes were racked. it rained the nite afore cuz i wanted to go over and take a pickshure of the bikes. prolly 3000 of um. we figgerd there was prolly $10 million dollers a bikes out there. any ways it was 46 degrees when i went to get stuff set up. i was only warin a tshirt and shorts but soon i wood be putin on the wet suit so no biggy. the other thing bout the wether was the wind she was a blowin. 20-25 mph. that is importint later. well i set up my bike stuff. mixed my nutrishun up and got it on the bike then got on the bus to the swim start.
the swim is point to point in a channel what has salt water and they say the tide will push you. now normely i figger a hour and 15 or 20 minits to swim 2.4 miles. well at the start area i jump in the water on a count of it bein 75 degrees and warmer then the air. i saw brother mike land there in the water and we did some warm up swimmin but mike says he was gonna wait til near the end to get in at the start. well man the cannin goes off and peepel start goin thru the start arch and in to the water. i got in pritty erly. well man i cant swim a strait line to save my life but i was doin pritty good this year. evin tho i forgot to un fog my goggels. any ways it must be true that it pushes you cuz i finished in a hour and 2 minits! now i dont no the total numbers but there was sposed to be round 1600 racers there. i was #36 in my groop, #311 for men and #390 total to come out a the water. and i had a good first t1 time a just 10 minits.
out to the bike. rememember that wether report bout the wind. all most strait in to it rite a way for a few miles. then a cross wind for prolly the next 15 or 20 miles what set us up for a nuther 15+ miles dead nuts in to the wind. this is ware stratagys pay off. im workin on heart rate and power both and man theres a lot a peeple passin me up. evin tho im goin harder then i shood. finely some wares round mile 41 we turned back to town and got the tail wind. agin i did the stratagy and dint fall in to temptashun and go 40 mph balls out. i stayed eezy and let some more pass me. not to many tho. and man we cood look cross the road and see the peepel fitin the wind. it ackshully looked worse then it felt. any ways bout a mile out we hit a brige with a pritty nasty hill. bout 200 yards up the hill i shifted and dropped my chain. so i had to get off a my bike. fix the chain. then start up agin goin up hill. that sucked. they say i did the bike in 3 hours and 13 minits for 17.37 mph average what was may be only a haff mph off a what i hoped for. at this point my ranks are 65 in the groop 441 for men and 541 over alls. so you can do the maths to figger out how many peepel past me up. mostly. cuz i did pass a few to. speshully late on the bike. i did kind of a slow t2 in 8 minits on a count of i was mixin my nutrishun for the run in t2. if i dint do that it wood a been like 3 or 4 minits tops.
then out to the run. it was still pritty cool which was good. but man a mile in there was a nasty hill comin of the river what shood a just had steps on in cuz it was like findin your seat in a stadeum. well this is ware stratagys reely pay off. coach says save it for the run. she wants me to have a goal for the run and go for it. my goal is 10 minit miles on avrige. that will include walkin in all the aid stashuns. it will get me done in 4 hours and 20 minits. she also wants negative splits. well man i get goin and i can not make my self run slow. i was doin 8 minits or 8:15 miles and i keep tryin to go slower. only the aid stashuns helped slow me down. well the first loop turn round was at bout 7 miles and i hit it at darn near 1 hour on the nose... still to fast. i got to the haff way mark and out for loop 2 at under 2 hours. but man i no i cant keep that pace up for 13 more miles and negative split. i take longer walks thru the first cuppel a aid stashuns and up that big hill from the first mile. but man im not givin up and walkin miles this time. i get to the 3/4 turn round just over 3 hours in. then i started gettin the chafeing on my legs ware they got wet from stickin spunges in my racin kit. and things started to slow down. then some thing happined. as i was walkin thru a aid stashun a guy past me. he had 54 on his caff. thats his age. thats my age groop. 50-54. no. feckin. way. this dude was not gonna finish afore me! and i past his ass. and for the last 3 and a haff miles evry buddy what past me at a aid stashun i past rite back. i dint evin stop at the final aid stashun. no sir. i hammerd home. i finished in 4:07. thats less then 9:30 a mile. my final ranks 29 in groop. 248 in men. 308 in total. you do the maths.
stratagys a save it for the run. it worked.
finely tho i talked with some other racers after and we all agreed that if we had to do the full 112 miles we wood a been cooked. we wood have had to go 25 more miles in to that dead nuts wind and only got cross winds and a wee tail wind for the rest.
Damn 'drome I got tired just reading that. Good on you for gettting it in considering the conditions. Congrats on completing an Ironman.
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ok so i'm gonna copy this post over to the eec seckshun to...
on octoberer 22 i did the iren man race in willmington north caralina. that was a saterday by the way. i left home in mishigin on tuesday afore the race. i got bout 6 hours in to my drive when i got a text from dr. hydro phd from over to march 09 (he was doin the haff iren man race the same day and he set us up with a place to stay.) well sinse i was drivin i cood not reed it at the time so i got my car to reed it to me. it went some thing like 'holey shit! did you just see the email from iren man?' course i dint cuz i was drivin so i pulled off a the hiway to reed the email. well man they were cuttin the bike corse down from 112 to 50 miles on a count of the herracane mathew what went thru. well shit. i did all that trainin and now i wood not be able to do the full race. at first i was pist. then i thot bout the peepel what lost houses and cars and roads and dissided they reely dint need to worry bout my racin. so i called up my coach to see how i shood change my game plan. only i got her voise mail. then i called dr hydro phd and we talked a bit bout it and then my coach called me back so i took that call and wood talk to dr hydro later. so any way i was talkin stratagys with coach and she said that she was in calafornya gettin marryed. on a tuesday. how crazy is that. any ways we came up with the stratagys that i used to race. mostly. any ways i cood go on bout the pre race stuff but i will skip rite to the race. but one importint thing happined. they found 6 extra miles for the bike to get us to 56. that was a big deal for the haff iren man fokes on a count of there race wood be the full 70.3.
it was bout 46 degrees at 5 am in the mornin when i got up for the last time. see i got up at 2 am in the mornin for my brekfest what was only a cuppel a them ensure drinks. any ways we were only bout a 1/4 mile from the first transishun area ware the bikes were racked. it rained the nite afore cuz i wanted to go over and take a pickshure of the bikes. prolly 3000 of um. we figgerd there was prolly $10 million dollers a bikes out there. any ways it was 46 degrees when i went to get stuff set up. i was only warin a tshirt and shorts but soon i wood be putin on the wet suit so no biggy. the other thing bout the wether was the wind she was a blowin. 20-25 mph. that is importint later. well i set up my bike stuff. mixed my nutrishun up and got it on the bike then got on the bus to the swim start.
the swim is point to point in a channel what has salt water and they say the tide will push you. now normely i figger a hour and 15 or 20 minits to swim 2.4 miles. well at the start area i jump in the water on a count of it bein 75 degrees and warmer then the air. i saw brother mike land there in the water and we did some warm up swimmin but mike says he was gonna wait til near the end to get in at the start. well man the cannin goes off and peepel start goin thru the start arch and in to the water. i got in pritty erly. well man i cant swim a strait line to save my life but i was doin pritty good this year. evin tho i forgot to un fog my goggels. any ways it must be true that it pushes you cuz i finished in a hour and 2 minits! now i dont no the total numbers but there was sposed to be round 1600 racers there. i was #36 in my groop, #311 for men and #390 total to come out a the water. and i had a good first t1 time a just 10 minits.
out to the bike. rememember that wether report bout the wind. all most strait in to it rite a way for a few miles. then a cross wind for prolly the next 15 or 20 miles what set us up for a nuther 15+ miles dead nuts in to the wind. this is ware stratagys pay off. im workin on heart rate and power both and man theres a lot a peeple passin me up. evin tho im goin harder then i shood. finely some wares round mile 41 we turned back to town and got the tail wind. agin i did the stratagy and dint fall in to temptashun and go 40 mph balls out. i stayed eezy and let some more pass me. not to many tho. and man we cood look cross the road and see the peepel fitin the wind. it ackshully looked worse then it felt. any ways bout a mile out we hit a brige with a pritty nasty hill. bout 200 yards up the hill i shifted and dropped my chain. so i had to get off a my bike. fix the chain. then start up agin goin up hill. that sucked. they say i did the bike in 3 hours and 13 minits for 17.37 mph average what was may be only a haff mph off a what i hoped for. at this point my ranks are 65 in the groop 441 for men and 541 over alls. so you can do the maths to figger out how many peepel past me up. mostly. cuz i did pass a few to. speshully late on the bike. i did kind of a slow t2 in 8 minits on a count of i was mixin my nutrishun for the run in t2. if i dint do that it wood a been like 3 or 4 minits tops.
then out to the run. it was still pritty cool which was good. but man a mile in there was a nasty hill comin of the river what shood a just had steps on in cuz it was like findin your seat in a stadeum. well this is ware stratagys reely pay off. coach says save it for the run. she wants me to have a goal for the run and go for it. my goal is 10 minit miles on avrige. that will include walkin in all the aid stashuns. it will get me done in 4 hours and 20 minits. she also wants negative splits. well man i get goin and i can not make my self run slow. i was doin 8 minits or 8:15 miles and i keep tryin to go slower. only the aid stashuns helped slow me down. well the first loop turn round was at bout 7 miles and i hit it at darn near 1 hour on the nose... still to fast. i got to the haff way mark and out for loop 2 at under 2 hours. but man i no i cant keep that pace up for 13 more miles and negative split. i take longer walks thru the first cuppel a aid stashuns and up that big hill from the first mile. but man im not givin up and walkin miles this time. i get to the 3/4 turn round just over 3 hours in. then i started gettin the chafeing on my legs ware they got wet from stickin spunges in my racin kit. and things started to slow down. then some thing happined. as i was walkin thru a aid stashun a guy past me. he had 54 on his caff. thats his age. thats my age groop. 50-54. no. feckin. way. this dude was not gonna finish afore me! and i past his ass. and for the last 3 and a haff miles evry buddy what past me at a aid stashun i past rite back. i dint evin stop at the final aid stashun. no sir. i hammerd home. i finished in 4:07. thats less then 9:30 a mile. my final ranks 29 in groop. 248 in men. 308 in total. you do the maths.
stratagys a save it for the run. it worked.
finely tho i talked with some other racers after and we all agreed that if we had to do the full 112 miles we wood a been cooked. we wood have had to go 25 more miles in to that dead nuts wind and only got cross winds and a wee tail wind for the rest.
Damn 'drome I got tired just reading that. Good on you for gettting it in considering the conditions. Congrats on completing an Ironman.
Damn drome you are a stud! Great job my friend, now start training for next year for no less than 27th! Attitudes are huge along with discipline and hard work! You obviously got that. Damn proud of you
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
Congrats on 8 trips around the sun nicotine free!!! You are truly an inspiration here. Thanks for sticking around and leading the way!
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
Congrats on 8 trips around the sun nicotine free!!! You are truly an inspiration here. Thanks for sticking around and leading the way!
Drome you are a dude. Thanks for staying active on the site and inspiring. It's saving my life.
Congrats
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
Congrats on 8 trips around the sun nicotine free!!! You are truly an inspiration here. Thanks for sticking around and leading the way!
Drome you are a dude. Thanks for staying active on the site and inspiring. It's saving my life.
Congrats
congrats on 8 years!
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
Congrats on 8 trips around the sun nicotine free!!! You are truly an inspiration here. Thanks for sticking around and leading the way!
Drome you are a dude. Thanks for staying active on the site and inspiring. It's saving my life.
Congrats
congrats on 8 years!
Wow I'm speechless! Thanks brother!
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
Congrats on 8 trips around the sun nicotine free!!! You are truly an inspiration here. Thanks for sticking around and leading the way!
Drome you are a dude. Thanks for staying active on the site and inspiring. It's saving my life.
Congrats
congrats on 8 years!
Wow I'm speechless! Thanks brother!
I just wonder if it would be any different, 'Drome, if you were a dudette??!!!! No offense, Viking!
'winker'
Seriously, eight years ain't nothin to sneeze at!!
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
Congrats on 8 trips around the sun nicotine free!!! You are truly an inspiration here. Thanks for sticking around and leading the way!
Drome you are a dude. Thanks for staying active on the site and inspiring. It's saving my life.
Congrats
congrats on 8 years!
Wow I'm speechless! Thanks brother!
I just wonder if it would be any different, 'Drome, if you were a dudette??!!!! No offense, Viking!
'winker'
Seriously, eight years ain't nothin to sneeze at!!
Thanks for the support and paying it forward 'Drome. Congratulations on 8yrs
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Congrats on your 8 years quit Ironman!!
Quite impressive.
Party On!
Congrats on 8 trips around the sun nicotine free!!! You are truly an inspiration here. Thanks for sticking around and leading the way!
Drome you are a dude. Thanks for staying active on the site and inspiring. It's saving my life.
Congrats
congrats on 8 years!
Wow I'm speechless! Thanks brother!
I just wonder if it would be any different, 'Drome, if you were a dudette??!!!! No offense, Viking!
'winker'
Seriously, eight years ain't nothin to sneeze at!!
Thanks for the support and paying it forward 'Drome. Congratulations on 8yrs
thanks man you guys. speshul thanks to the bus riders. and if you aint on the bus come on over and join us.
man if your lookin for some kind a words a wisdom after 8 years i got nuthin new. just read back thru the thred and you will find some nuggits. i just keep comin here day after day and i just keep quit that way. it works for me.
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hay man you guys i will have a story at some point. only cuz my loyers are tellin me to not talk bout it now it will have to wait a bit.
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hay man you guys i will have a story at some point. only cuz my loyers are tellin me to not talk bout it now it will have to wait a bit.
'Popcorn'
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hay man you guys i will have a story at some point. only cuz my loyers are tellin me to not talk bout it now it will have to wait a bit.
'Popcorn'
I can't wait for this. Do we have an estimate on when the loyers might allow you to tell?
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one a these days im gonna figger a good way to catalog some a this stuff.
this site aint bout me. it aint bout you. its a community of quiterers. we work together. the peepel above the line and below the line. in feb 16 or march 13 or augist 11 or april 06. think bout how long you mite a been quit if all what posted here was the guys in this groop. man what if it was just remi and that hiway guy postin the first few days. wood remi still be here? wood he be quit? but man in those erly days there was tons a vet suport. vets with 1000 days. vets with 100 days hell some with just 10 days. but they were here. you dont think may be marine or nate or avian dont need to see your name there but there mite be days ware it is the diffrinse. i prolly dont need to be here. but im here. in a lot a groops. cuz may be some day some buddy sees my name and says 'if that moran can be quit then so can i.' and they make it one more day. and i may never no it. but if just by our bein here 1 person doesnt cave then ktc won.
so yah. may be it takes some time to log on and actshully read what your bruther posted. but aint that what bruther hood is all bout?
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Deer Drome,
Thank you for being a badass mother fucker.
Signed,
Souli
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After reading your HOF speech, I can only imagine how long it takes you to write these Syndrome posts. Really funny. Do you get into character by hunkering over your keyboard and hen-pecking each character with your nose? Ha!
Thank you for your support in March 2017.
Jack
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3-K,
just a master....enjoy your day to the maximum, just like life should be enjoyed.
this knight bows...with all the respect in the world. Congrats
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grats on your triple comma 'tri-man' !!!
lot of miles on the quit
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congradulashuns on yer big mylestone. yu hav kecked lots of stares four us follerers. thanks.
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CONGRATS DROME!
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Congrats on 3K Drome!!!
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Congrats to one of the BAQs this site has ever seen! Thanks for sticking around and showing us all how it is done!!! Do you get nosebleeds being so high up all those floors?
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Riding the ? with you EDD is a pleasure! There's no one here any better except maybe the twins frazz and razd but that's just what they tell me and after all they do pay the bills around here! Happy anniversary and keep doing what you do it's mostly appreciated!
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
Congratulations! Good quittin!
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
Congratulations! Good quittin!
Thank you for everything man. Congrats.
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
Congratulations! Good quittin!
Thank you for everything man. Congrats.
Congrats on 3K days and thanks for all you do here brother! :)
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
Congratulations! Good quittin!
Thank you for everything man. Congrats.
Congrats on 3K days and thanks for all you do here brother! :)
Congratulations and thank you!
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
Congratulations! Good quittin!
Thank you for everything man. Congrats.
Congrats on 3K days and thanks for all you do here brother! :)
Congratulations and thank you!
Way to be Syndrome. Thanks for being active here still!
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
Congratulations! Good quittin!
Thank you for everything man. Congrats.
Congrats on 3K days and thanks for all you do here brother! :)
Congratulations and thank you!
Way to be Syndrome. Thanks for being active here still!
thank you and congrats!!
badassery!
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Wow....just......wow. Awesome job sir. Glad you're still here dispensing quit wisdom, and proud to be quit with you!
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hay man you guys thanks a lot. i tell you what. if i did my math rite i was dippin for the first 5402 days a bein marryed to mrs drome so i still owe her a nuther 2402 to get back to evin. but i aspeckt to be here longer then that on a count of the freinds i made here. most of um i never evin met yet. and i aspeckt i will make some more in the years a head.
this place here is pritty spechul to me. i dont evin no how many times i tryed quitin afore i got here. but man it never stuck. least not til novemberer 13 in 2008. no drugs. no hipnotics. just guys like me what wood tell it like it is. man a sides from big brother jack there werent no guys with 3000 days. heck man there werent many what had 1000 days. but man those guys bilt some thiing speshul. so i will stay here and may be one guy thinks bout some thing i say and doesnt cave. god nos i said anuff shit round here.
Congratulations! Good quittin!
Thank you for everything man. Congrats.
Congrats on 3K days and thanks for all you do here brother! :)
Congratulations and thank you!
Way to be Syndrome. Thanks for being active here still!
thank you and congrats!!
badassery!
Congrats drome. You have helped many more than one . . . .
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Congrats on 31 floors man!!! Thank you for sticking around and for all you do around here!
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Congrats on 31 floors man!!! Thank you for sticking around and for all you do around here!
Dad gum Rockstar!
Well done Sir..
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Congrats on 31 floors man!!! Thank you for sticking around and for all you do around here!
Dad gum Rockstar!
Well done Sir..
Congratulations and thank you for all of the support you give!
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Congrats on reaching the 31st Floor!!!
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Congrats on 31 floors man!!! Thank you for sticking around and for all you do around here!
Dad gum Rockstar!
Well done Sir..
Congratulations and thank you for all of the support you give!
Gratz drome man.
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Congrats on 31 floors man!!! Thank you for sticking around and for all you do around here!
Dad gum Rockstar!
Well done Sir..
Congratulations and thank you for all of the support you give!
Gratz drome man.
Wow 31st floor! Congrats on being such an inspiration on this site!
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Congrats on 31 floors man!!! Thank you for sticking around and for all you do around here!
Dad gum Rockstar!
Well done Sir..
Congratulations and thank you for all of the support you give!
Gratz drome man.
Wow 31st floor! Congrats on being such an inspiration on this site!
Congrats sir on 3100 days quit!
Thank you for still waking these halls!
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Congrats on 31 floors man!!! Thank you for sticking around and for all you do around here!
Dad gum Rockstar!
Well done Sir..
Congratulations and thank you for all of the support you give!
Gratz drome man.
Wow 31st floor! Congrats on being such an inspiration on this site!
Congrats sir on 3100 days quit!
Thank you for still waking these halls!
Damn fine job. 3100 days of freedom
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Congratulations on 3,200 days!
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Congratulations on 3,200 days!
Congrats on 32 floors! Thank. You for your support and leadership!
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Congratulations on 3,200 days!
Congrats on 32 floors! Thank. You for your support and leadership!
that is a ton of +1 right there!
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Congratulations on 3,200 days!
Congrats on 32 floors! Thank. You for your support and leadership!
that is a ton of +1 right there!
Congrats on another milestone! Thanks for all you do here.
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Congratulations on 3,200 days!
Congrats on 32 floors! Thank. You for your support and leadership!
that is a ton of +1 right there!
Congrats on another milestone! Thanks for all you do here.
Congrats on 3200 days quit!
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Congratulations on 3,200 days!
Congrats on 32 floors! Thank. You for your support and leadership!
that is a ton of +1 right there!
Congrats on another milestone! Thanks for all you do here.
Congrats on 3200 days quit!
Congrats to one of the truly greatest mentors of quit. Thanks for all you do here man
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Congratulations on 3,200 days!
Congrats on 32 floors! Thank. You for your support and leadership!
that is a ton of +1 right there!
Congrats on another milestone! Thanks for all you do here.
Congrats on 3200 days quit!
Congrats to one of the truly greatest mentors of quit. Thanks for all you do here man
Congratulations Mr. Drome always a pleasure to see you providing your quit knowledge in so many groups! Thanks for helping my quitting daily! Congratulations badass!
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hay man you guys i will have a story at some point. only cuz my loyers are tellin me to not talk bout it now it will have to wait a bit.
man that storys comin soon. and also bout movin. but first man i gotta say thanks to evry buddy what posted well wishes for the last 2 floors.
now heres what i came to rite bout now... yesterday was the tricker treat day. we moved this year and i will be sayin more bout that later... but any ways the old lady mrs drome asks the naybers 'do we get a lot a tricker treaters?' now our streets got no lites and no side walks so i dint reely aspeck many. and our nayber lady says 'nope bearly andy at all.' so mrs drome proseeds to go out and by a shit ton a candy. like she did back at our old place ware peepel wood come in to the hood just to tricker treat. we got eggsacktly 0 tricker treaters. none. now we got a shit ton a candy what i dont need to be eatin on a count of i lost some wait and dont want it back. any ways i cant figger out why she asked the nayber lady if she wasnt gonna lissen.
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hay man you guys i will have a story at some point. only cuz my loyers are tellin me to not talk bout it now it will have to wait a bit.
man that storys comin soon. and also bout movin. but first man i gotta say thanks to evry buddy what posted well wishes for the last 2 floors.
now heres what i came to rite bout now... yesterday was the tricker treat day. we moved this year and i will be sayin more bout that later... but any ways the old lady mrs drome asks the naybers 'do we get a lot a tricker treaters?' now our streets got no lites and no side walks so i dint reely aspeck many. and our nayber lady says 'nope bearly andy at all.' so mrs drome proseeds to go out and by a shit ton a candy. like she did back at our old place ware peepel wood come in to the hood just to tricker treat. we got eggsacktly 0 tricker treaters. none. now we got a shit ton a candy what i dont need to be eatin on a count of i lost some wait and dont want it back. any ways i cant figger out why she asked the nayber lady if she wasnt gonna lissen.
Drome you never want to get caught with your pants down! Plus now she has candy to eat! I ran into the exact opposite. Old house nobody, this house/neighborhood blew through $100 bucks worth of Candy in 45 min and I was being stingy! 1 piece per kid! After turning away 10 kids cause they were like ants and overtaking me before I could get the lights turned off, I ran to the store and picked up 2 more giant bags, got back to the house and we got like 2 more kids to show up. Now I have a metric shit ton of Candy that I don't need to be eating. But my pregnant wife seems happy!
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Wow, congrats on 9 years quit syndrome!
Well earned, well done.
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Congrats on 9 years!!! Awesome stuff!!
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Congrats on 9 years!!! Awesome stuff!!
Congrats on 9yrs free drome
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Congrats Drome on your milestone...Proud of you and also of the way you are still here supporting your fellow quit brothers.
You are the Man!!!!
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9 years is amazing! KTC is so lucky to have you, 'drome!!! Congratulations!
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Drove, helluva job on 9 years! Thanx for your support. You show what KTC can do
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Congratulations Brother Drome! Thank you for helping us quit.
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thanks man you guys. i no i got some storys lined up and was gonna start yesterday when my compewter flaked out.
any ways i will get more to the new house and movin storys later. i just wanna vent for a seckind.
we bot a older house. like may be 40 or 50 years old. and we have been doin some work. the new projeckt is changin out outlets and swichs on a count of some outlets wont even hold plugs any more and plus they are diffrint colors and some are just dirty. so man thats a eezy job. only the fuggin circuts arent marked for shit in the box. i did the famly room. the circut said 'laundry'. the livin room is on 2 diffrint circuts what are labeld 'basemint' and i went to start on the bed rooms. there are 4 circuts just labeld 'plugs and swichs' 3 of um i can not tell if they are connected to any thing on a count of when i kill um i dont see any rooms goin dark. i got no clue how many circuts there are for the bed rooms or what there labeld. so man old dromes goin out to get a new tool. a circut finder. and im gonna map the hole dam house. i wanna re do the basemint with new lites and plugs but i gotta figger out what a the stuff down there needs to stay on a count of the livin room.
any ways here are the storys i got line up.
wife got a new dog... years ago only i cant find that i rote bout it.
new dog got us sued.
wife got pissed anuff that we cood move... so we did.
sellin the old house and movin
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Grats on 33rd floor Mr Drome!
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Grats on 33rd floor Mr Drome!
Indeed! you did some reel good quittin thus far now jus keep it up!
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ok man you guys so way back afore i quited when my kids were small there was this lady... she was the dotter of one a my mother in laws friends what my wife kinda new... any ways her dotter got a puppy for her 18th birth day from her boy friend. only that was stoopid on a count of she was goin to collige. well her mom all reddy had 2 dogs and dint want a nuther so some how my wife heres bout it and boom! we are tryin out a pug puppy. my votes no. i lose 3-1. dogs a bone head. runs off evry time shes out for bout a week. any ways we settel in with a dog in the famly.
now we like the fokes at the humain sociaty so we use there vets to support the mishun for shots and the like. evin got the dog fixed there. well cuppel a years back my wife takes the dog for shots. she comes back for my kids. wtf? just says they will be back soon. like 2 hours later she comes home with one a them taco bell chi-hooa-hooa dogs. 'it was just so cute. and the girls like her and blah blah blah.' yah. im fucked. now we got 2 dogs. i tell her we aint gonna get no vacashuns on a count of a) i aint draggin 2 dogs and crates and food evry wares and 2) i aint payin to kennel um.
now these 2 morans gotta go nuts barkin at evry buddy what walks past and i wood like to just shoot the fuggin things. but man that wood make me the bad guy rite? any ways taco bell loves runnin in the street. and the peepel a crost the street have there own taco bell dog what thinks its king a the road. and i wood love to smash eether of um under my car. agin i wood be the bad guy evin if haff the nayberhood wood cheer me for it.
so man thats the short sad story bout how i got stuck with 2 littel dogs. not sure if the local yotes prefer mexakin or chineese food tho.
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hay man you guys i gotta confess some thing and ask for your forgivings. but dont worry i dint cave.
over 9 plus years here i posted support for many groops and in the intros in hopes a helpin quiterers. i posted in some a the sports threds and built some solid bonds with some other quiterers i met or may or may not ever meet. more then 67000 posts.
then today i ingaged in a act of vanaty. i piled on post count in one a the most useliss threds. prolly close to 700 posts what did nuthin to help a nuther quiterer stay quit. it was vanaty and im ashamed. i wasted time and i lost site a why im here. to help quiterers stay quit. there aint no troffy for most posts. so man if you will forgive me or not i will just go back to doin what i was doin the other 3372 days and shooda been doin today. sorry.
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hay man you guys i gotta confess some thing and ask for your forgivings. but dont worry i dint cave.
over 9 plus years here i posted support for many groops and in the intros in hopes a helpin quiterers. i posted in some a the sports threds and built some solid bonds with some other quiterers i met or may or may not ever meet. more then 67000 posts.
then today i ingaged in a act of vanaty. i piled on post count in one a the most useliss threds. prolly close to 700 posts what did nuthin to help a nuther quiterer stay quit. it was vanaty and im ashamed. i wasted time and i lost site a why im here. to help quiterers stay quit. there aint no troffy for most posts. so man if you will forgive me or not i will just go back to doin what i was doin the other 3372 days and shooda been doin today. sorry.
You are a great quit guy Drome, whatever you do, I doubt in this case or any other, needs an apology, but thanks.
And thank you for sticking around here and showing us the successes in our grasp.
IQWYT
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DOOD, you obviously had way tooo much time on yer hands today. Din't yer boss say somethin?? :D I woodn't worry, everbody heer no's yer a good guy!
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hay man you guys i gotta confess some thing and ask for your forgivings. but dont worry i dint cave.
over 9 plus years here i posted support for many groops and in the intros in hopes a helpin quiterers. i posted in some a the sports threds and built some solid bonds with some other quiterers i met or may or may not ever meet. more then 67000 posts.
then today i ingaged in a act of vanaty. i piled on post count in one a the most useliss threds. prolly close to 700 posts what did nuthin to help a nuther quiterer stay quit. it was vanaty and im ashamed. i wasted time and i lost site a why im here. to help quiterers stay quit. there aint no troffy for most posts. so man if you will forgive me or not i will just go back to doin what i was doin the other 3372 days and shooda been doin today. sorry.
You are a great quit guy Drome, whatever you do, I doubt in this case or any other, needs an apology, but thanks.
And thank you for sticking around here and showing us the successes in our grasp.
IQWYT
Wow! You are a model quitter! I along with several thousand IÂ’m sure are very proud to call you my brother. Please continue to do exactly what youÂ’ve done for years. Badass brother Badass!
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You are one of the most steadfast and supportive quitters her drome. Preshiate all yoo due n jus kheep doin whatchur doin.
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DOOD, you obviously had way tooo much time on yer hands today. Din't yer boss say somethin?? :D I woodn't worry, everbody heer no's yer a good guy!
dont evin get me started there. i aint a happy camper at the works rite now.
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Totally looking forward to the stories. Although it took me a while to read your wiring post.
I'm in the process of wiring my basement as part of finishing it out, so I found it pretty interesting. Surprised that you didn't have a circuit finder before now. Then again, I've usually lived in houses older than me, which is a bit more than 40 years old.
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hay man you guys i gotta confess some thing and ask for your forgivings. but dont worry i dint cave.
over 9 plus years here i posted support for many groops and in the intros in hopes a helpin quiterers. i posted in some a the sports threds and built some solid bonds with some other quiterers i met or may or may not ever meet. more then 67000 posts.
then today i ingaged in a act of vanaty. i piled on post count in one a the most useliss threds. prolly close to 700 posts what did nuthin to help a nuther quiterer stay quit. it was vanaty and im ashamed. i wasted time and i lost site a why im here. to help quiterers stay quit. there aint no troffy for most posts. so man if you will forgive me or not i will just go back to doin what i was doin the other 3372 days and shooda been doin today. sorry.
You are a great quit guy Drome, whatever you do, I doubt in this case or any other, needs an apology, but thanks.
And thank you for sticking around here and showing us the successes in our grasp.
IQWYT
Wow! You are a model quitter! I along with several thousand IÂ’m sure are very proud to call you my brother. Please continue to do exactly what youÂ’ve done for years. Badass brother Badass!
You provide so much support on this site, you don't have to apologize for a thing, drome. And thanks for letting me join the bus!!!
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hay man you guys i gotta confess some thing and ask for your forgivings. but dont worry i dint cave.
over 9 plus years here i posted support for many groops and in the intros in hopes a helpin quiterers. i posted in some a the sports threds and built some solid bonds with some other quiterers i met or may or may not ever meet. more then 67000 posts.
then today i ingaged in a act of vanaty. i piled on post count in one a the most useliss threds. prolly close to 700 posts what did nuthin to help a nuther quiterer stay quit. it was vanaty and im ashamed. i wasted time and i lost site a why im here. to help quiterers stay quit. there aint no troffy for most posts. so man if you will forgive me or not i will just go back to doin what i was doin the other 3372 days and shooda been doin today. sorry.
You are a great quit guy Drome, whatever you do, I doubt in this case or any other, needs an apology, but thanks.
And thank you for sticking around here and showing us the successes in our grasp.
IQWYT
Wow! You are a model quitter! I along with several thousand IÂ’m sure are very proud to call you my brother. Please continue to do exactly what youÂ’ve done for years. Badass brother Badass!
You provide so much support on this site, you don't have to apologize for a thing, drome. And thanks for letting me join the bus!!!
Syndrome you are the #1 poster of all time!!!
members/?topten (http://forum.killthecan.org/members/?topten)
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hay man you guys i gotta confess some thing and ask for your forgivings. but dont worry i dint cave.
over 9 plus years here i posted support for many groops and in the intros in hopes a helpin quiterers. i posted in some a the sports threds and built some solid bonds with some other quiterers i met or may or may not ever meet. more then 67000 posts.
then today i ingaged in a act of vanaty. i piled on post count in one a the most useliss threds. prolly close to 700 posts what did nuthin to help a nuther quiterer stay quit. it was vanaty and im ashamed. i wasted time and i lost site a why im here. to help quiterers stay quit. there aint no troffy for most posts. so man if you will forgive me or not i will just go back to doin what i was doin the other 3372 days and shooda been doin today. sorry.
You are a great quit guy Drome, whatever you do, I doubt in this case or any other, needs an apology, but thanks.
And thank you for sticking around here and showing us the successes in our grasp.
IQWYT
Wow! You are a model quitter! I along with several thousand IÂ’m sure are very proud to call you my brother. Please continue to do exactly what youÂ’ve done for years. Badass brother Badass!
You provide so much support on this site, you don't have to apologize for a thing, drome. And thanks for letting me join the bus!!!
Syndrome you are the #1 poster of all time!!!
members/?topten (http://forum.killthecan.org/members/?topten)
You do you Drome! You've helped out so many people and your constant outreach flows back to the bus. Thank you for helping me quit!
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Congrats on hitting the 34th floor Drome!
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Congrats on hitting the 34th floor Drome!
ohsum dood. That's a lot a kwit
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Happy 3400 drome!
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Happy 3400 drome!
Nice work. Keep kicking those steps for us, drome.
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Happy 3400 drome!
Nice work. Keep kicking those steps for us, drome.
Nice work on 3400 days free of nic. Outstanding. Thanks for the support
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fuckin polatishuns piss me off. prolly more then big tabacky. i hate the bull shit team games they play. they dont give a shit bout any thing but there own fuckin power. lets talk bout the value a life.
side a: gotta save the un borns. hi scool kids... not so much. blue lives matter. green, brown, black not so much. and fuck the poor.
side b: gotta save kids from guns. un borns ... dont count. black. brown lives matter. blue... part a the problum. they dont reely give a shit bout green. and screw the rich.
how bout we agree on lives matter? is it so fuckin hard? evry life on this erth is preshuss to the lord. thots and prayers aint the anser. actin like adults is.
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Belated congratulations on 3,500 days quit! Thank you for all of your support!
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Happy 3400 drome!
Nice work. Keep kicking those steps for us, drome.
Nice work on 3400 days free of nic. Outstanding. Thanks for the support
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Belated congratulations on 3,500 days quit! Thank you for all of your support!
Huge congrats on that 35th floor!
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Belated congratulations on 3,500 days quit! Thank you for all of your support!
Huge congrats on that 35th floor!
Attaboy drome! Keep on keeping on
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ok man you guys i dunno. im gonna give this new forum a shot but rite now it takes to long to post a lot a my rolls. so with a cuppel exseptshuns im gonna post roll only with evry buddy on the bus whats given me there groop. so if you aint on the bus and you want me postin in your groop you best get on the bus. problum is i cant promiss how long im gonna be stayin rite now.
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ok man you guys i dunno. im gonna give this new forum a shot but rite now it takes to long to post a lot a my rolls. so with a cuppel exseptshuns im gonna post roll only with evry buddy on the bus whats given me there groop. so if you aint on the bus and you want me postin in your groop you best get on the bus. problum is i cant promiss how long im gonna be stayin rite now.
Change is always difficult, but in this case, putting in the extra effort is worth it.
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Download the tapatalk app syndrome. It works great.
Sent from my iPhone with a touch of anarchy
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i cant do it. all most a hour to post in 40 groops. and i did not get to read one fuckin post to see what was goin on in any a the groops. so sorry 2006 groops. sorry other 2009 groops assept may cuz i aint leavin a man alone. and we will see ware we are on 11/13.
my eyes aint good anuff to post all those rolls evry day from a app. and that is assumin the app is any better.
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hay man you guys. you herd bout this amazon tellin its sellers they cant use the fed-ex? there prolly chargin these sellers a fee. then there gonna make um use amazon delivry? well fuck amazon. i got the prime on a count of my kids skool books. but im gonna start orderin like a bic pen or a pad a paper evry other day from amazon - not one a the sellers - but strait from amazon and make a do prime deliverys 2 and 3 times a week for small shit.
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so man your a dumb ass attenshun seekin whore what names your kid 'abcde' why the fuck do you get bent out a shape when some buddy makes fun of the dumb ass name you saddeled your poor kid with (https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/30/us/abcde-southwest-apologizes-scli-intl/index.html) til she can change it at 18?
p.s. they aint makin fun of the kid. there makin fun of the stoopid fuckin bitch what gave her that name.
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so man your a dumb ass attenshun seekin whore what names your kid 'abcde' why the fuck do you get bent out a shape when some buddy makes fun of the dumb ass name you saddeled your poor kid with (https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/30/us/abcde-southwest-apologizes-scli-intl/index.html) til she can change it at 18?
p.s. they aint makin fun of the kid. there makin fun of the stoopid fuckin bitch what gave her that name.
'facepalm'' 'facepalm'' 'facepalm''
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so lets just forget for a seckind that in the seat of democracy the seckind amendmint does not apply like it does say in mishigin... but lets just assume it did.
if hundreds of heavily armed black men desended on dc demandin they lift the lock down (which is just what curfew is) like the dudes in the capital of mishigan, wood we see 'liberate dc' tweets or wood mr macho man be hidin in the basemint orderin the army to shoot the 'thugs'?
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Well, it has been two year since I left the habit of smoke. How I still on the road? it's difficult I won't lie and many people can get syndrome of abstinance. I had read in seoplanner (http://www.seoplanner.com/) a lot of things that help me to get new services which help me stop my addiction, in fact I bought a electronic cigarret that helped me for few month...
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i been meenin to get some of my favrite mls posts ware i can find them. so im gonna have a few here.
by the way any a you old guys what dint here... she got remarryed a year or so ago and was happy last we talked.
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Thinking About Caving??
Before caving please read this ...
(These are my feelings when a fellow quitter made the decision to cave)
I just don't understand it.
I am so hurt right now. So freakin' hurt. How could you?
You all need to LISTEN to me really good ... do you HEAR me?
I'm not writing this for anyone to give excuses or to make anyone feel badly for caving but don't you see we are ALL in this together. When you take that first dip back into your mouth. You are actually saying to me and others. I don't give a shit about my quit or your damn quit. I don't give a shit about you or how my caving is going to affect you. Screw it! I want to be selfish and do this for ME. Within your mind, just seconds ago it was haunting you .. "Go ahead - - Just do it! One dip! How bad can that be?".... Well, there are other people .. excuse my language .. that f*cking count on you! Like ME! I need YOU to show me YOU can DO this because in return it shows ME I CAN. When you cave, you're telling me and others that it's possible that one day we might give in to this freakin' disease once more.
In the beginning of my quit, when someone caved, I'd feel sad like I wasn't there to help them through that rough time. I'd pat them on the back and tell 'em, "You can do it ! Just give it another try." I couldn't understand why others would become upset. Truthfully now this far into my quit, I can comprehend why. Whether you believe it or not - - I CARE about you and your life. Whether you care about it or not - I do! This is a deadly disease; a sickness. It's addiction. I don't want you to die not knowing that somewhere out there someone is on your side, trying their best to show you the way. I can't place judgement. But why go back to spending money that's slowly killing yourself?
Tell me .. what is so great about dipping?? I know how great it is not to dip but those experiences I can't share with you. No words would ever do it justice. You must feel and embrace it yourself.
We all have daily struggles yet those struggles got to be too much for me ...............
A few months ago around one am in the morning. I was over the edge. I couldn't think straight. My husband and I had been fighting over why he never spends time with the kids. He lacks in helping me with Matt and myself, he doesn't have any patience, he doesn't want to be a part of this family .. on and on. I feel like a single parent but with an extra income. I got in my van and I drove. Within a depressive episode, I would normally think of death. How would they live without me? Who would cry? Hell, maybe no one. I'm forgettable. I'm just a burden to everyone. At least this way there would be enough money for dr appointments for Matt medications. My husband would have to step up and finally be a Dad without having to fall back on me. Driving around that night, I wasn't in the right frame of mine. I thought about how I could end it. I called many from this site and since it was early in the morning, most just got a sobbing voicemail. I tried several numbers and then finally someone answered. Someone whom I've never spoken to before. I was desperate to let someone know that I wouldn't be posting roll anymore. I didn't want anyone to think that I caved. Through my sobs, I told him not to worry about me caving that wasn't an option. I didn't want a dip. I wanted to die. I just wanted the pain to stop. Please just let me die. That night, he listened to me. He didn't place judgement. However he told me leaving this world wasn't the answer. I'm worth it, to myself, to my family and friends not to leave everyone behind with unanswered questions. Whether he realizes it or not - he saved my life that night! Thank you for answering your phone and taking the time out to listen, Mikey!
How do I stay quit? I haven't a clue. Just like the day I said I didn't want dip anymore. It just happened. So what keeps us quit? Is it this site? More likely it's the accountability and friendships I've made, it's the ramblings, like this post which likely doesn't make a bit of sense but it gets my feelings out, it's posting my name for that day and showing those men that I am completely commited to them that I CAN do this and so CAN they.
Don't prove me wrong. Don't sell yourself short.
This site isn't just about quitting an addiction. It's a full circle. Once you're a couple months quit, you'll analyze why you started dipping. You'll feel remorse for those you let down for so many years. You'll feel lost and depressed for the one thing that has been consistant in your life, .. your dip. Everthing else changes but your dip had remained the same. You are mourning and it will pass. You'll have triggers and be able to conquer those moments of despair. You'll see the daily struggles you endure during your quit are a part of retraining your brain the cycle that your body that become accustom to for so long. It took years to get to this point and it's not going to miraculously disappear even with 700 days quit. But it does get easier .. with each day. And it's knowing that others actually care - yes, they care enough ...... even at one am in the morning.
What makes a person think about putting a dip into their mouth after many days of not doing so? I suppose they don't realize how important their success in not caving is to them as well as my own quit. When you feel like giving up - call someone - even if you've never spoken to them, post on the forum that you need a little help. I want you to know that you can count on me! Because damn it, I am counting on you!
I'm quite sure most have bigger problems than my own .. but .. we don't differ in one aspect .. dipping is not the answer! Just realize how important you are to me and my quit. Obstacles can be conquered without tobacco. It can be done - you just have to believe in yourself!
If you need me, I'll be there.
If I need you, will you give me the same opportunity? The same respect?
.... I hope so.
-mls
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If Given The Chance
I bet - if given the chance - I could seduce you into using me even if it's just one time.
Then after you've tried me I know you wouldn't want anything else other than myself.
I bet - if given the chance - I could make you believe I'm a loyal friend; some sort of confidante.
Sooner or later I'll be able to manipulate, hell I'll be able to isolate you from family even friends.
I bet - if given the chance - I could ravish you with deadly poisons pretending they're great pleasures.
And after all those years of letting me control your every move you'll see what I'm truly after ...... death.
I'm your greatest fear. I'm your addiction.
I bet - if given the chance - you'll begin to feel guilty from hurting so many because of your worship for me.
But after I am gone they'll learn to forgive you but never truly understand how or why this could've happened.
I bet - if given the chance - you'll begin to forget me as time passes though I'll try my best to wreck havoc on you once more.
You see, within the darkest corner of your mind every so often I'll beg you to give me another try.
I bet - if given the chance - you'll begin to see hope that you can live your life without me.
And after all those years of letting me control your every move you'll also see what I truly dread ...... life.
It's my greatest fear. It's your recovery.
-mylilsecret
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I just don't understand it. I completely don't. I am so hurt right now. I honestly am! You all need to LISTEN to me really really good ... do you HEAR me?
I'm not here to make anyone give excuses or to make anyone feel badly for caving but don't you realize we are ALL in this together. When you take that first dip back into your mouth. You are actually saying to me. I don't give a shit about my quit or your quit. I don't give a shit about you or how my caving is going to affect you or make you feel. I want to be selfish and do this for me.
Well, there are other people that ... I am sorry .. that fucking count on you. Like ME! I need YOU to show me YOU can DO this because in return it shows ME I CAN do this.
When you cave it not only makes me so very upset to the point that I cry. Yes, I actually freaking cry sometimes I sob because whether you believe it or not I care about you and your life. Whether you care about it or not - I do! I don't want you to succumb to this deadly disease. This sickness. I don't know why people .. my friends .. choose smokeless tobacco over life .. over the others on this site. I can't put judgement on you. You are and will always be my friend. Just remember your actions speak louder than words. Your actions have consequences not just for you but others that count on you.
Others, like myself - have struggles just like you .. I endure bipolar, ADHD, I take medications for both, a son with the same illnesses who I try to breathe life into every day, a husband who hasn't even came to this site or supported my accomplishments with my quit only after I tell him, "Honey, today's 100, 200, 300 days for me" ... "Oh, that's great!" I endure seizure medication which I had to go back on due to my bipolar. My headaches would trigger some of my mania or depression episodes. My marriage that once was like a rock is about to crumble due to fights over money for medical, medications and therapy. Now times that money by TWO because it has to do with Matthew and me. I have to deal with the guilt every day that my other two sons resent me because of all the time that is spent on Matthew and I haven't any help with my husband or my mother. My husband doesn't believe this is a mental illness and that I can fix myself. I can't fix this. I simply can't. Matthew can't fix this. He has anxiety to the point he can't close the bathroom door. He can't be left alone. He worries constantly about time - asking what time is it. He worries about how much gas I have and if the light comes on I must right then and there get gas or he'll flip out. He has tremors at night. I just try and rock him to sleep telling him I'll never leave.
It got to be too much one night two months ago - one in the morning. I was over the edge. I couldn't think straight. My husband and I had been fighting over why he never spends time with the kids. Why he lacks in helping me with Matt and myself. I feel like a single parent but with an extra income. I got in my van and I drove. In my low episode, I would think of death. How would they live without me. Who would cry? Hell, maybe no one. I'm forgettable. I'm just a burden. Driving around that night, I called so many from this site. Since it was very early in the morning, some just got a sobbing voicemail. I tried about 6 to 7 numbers and then finally someone answered. Someone whom I've never spoken to before. Through my sobs, I told him not to worry about me caving that wasn't an option. I just wanted the pain to stop. I wanted to die. Please just let me die. He listened to me. He didn't place judgement. He made me realize leaving this world wasn't the answer and that I am worth staying alive. He saved my life. This site isn't just about quitting an addiction. It's a full circle of quitting the habit, why we started dipping, the stressful daily struggles we endure when quitting and after, the triggers so we don't cave, and the complete knowing that others care enough - yes, they care enough even at one in the morning.
This new medication Matt is on has been the best. He came to me the other night and actually said, "Mom, I love you." I hadn't heard that in forever. I keep a full-time job in a very demanding school clinic. Bascially thrown into it without a single bit of training and said do your best. This is my second year with the school, I was nominated and voted the PTO president. OH my god, the pressure of that but they think I can do it. I was also nominated for Employee of the Year by faculty and staff. I was honored to make it to the top 3 for a run-off because it was so close out of 36 originally who were nominated. Some of these employees have been there 15 - 20 some years and never been nominated or let alone be in the top 3. So I consider that a very big accomplishment and that I am highly respected at my job.
How do I do all this plus stay quit? I haven't a clue. Honestly! Just like the day I said I didn't want to dip anymore. It just happened. So what keeps us quit? This site? More likely it's the accountability and friendships I've made, it's the ramblings, like this post which likely never make sense but it gets my feelings out, it's posting that number by my name in my group and showing those men (since I'm the only woman in there) that I am completely commited to them that I CAN do this and so CAN they. Don't prove me wrong. Don't sell yourself short.
Like before, I'm not sure what makes a person think about putting a dip into their lip after many days of a quit. I'm not quite sure what they think about. I don't think they realize how important their success in not caving is to them as well as my own quit. When you feel like giving up - call someone - make a post saying you need a little help. I want you to know that you can count on me!
Because damn it, I am counting on you!
I'm sure some have worse problems than my own but it's not going to make it better. Don't you realize that? Don't you realize how important you are to me and my quit? If you need me, I will always be there. If I need you, will you give me the same opportunity? The same respect? .... I hope so.
Sincerely,
mls
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Can You Walk In My Shoes?
As the old saying goes, let us not judge one another until we have walked in their shoes.
So, .. Could you? Or perhaps maybe I should try walking in yours? It would be nice to take a look into someones life just by slipping on their shoes. Oh, how exciting? hmm.. Think again maybe not. No two people can feel the same emotion/reaction towards a reward/challenge within their life and that holds true as well with quitting an addiction. Yes, we may have similarities through our quit to help guide each other but ultimately no one is walking in your shoes. Just you!
Hi, my name is Nickie. And for over 20 years, I have attempted several times to quit smokeless tobacco. I let Copenhagen consume me and honestly towards the end I felt like a prisoner to nicotine. Today, I'd like to share a part of me with you; to bare my soul, for the sake of helping someone realize addiction in any form or caving is not the answer to lifes problems.
If after reading this you feel a sense of inspiration to quit whatever addiction you have; or if this helps renew you in your own quit then Ill know the reason for all this insanity was well worth it.
So lets see, how many times have you ever said this to yourself?
If anyone needed Copenhagen ( insert your brand name here ) it was ME.
Yep! Every time a conflict or problem would arise Id fall back on the good ole belief that I needed Copenhagen in my life in order to help with my problems. If I just use Copenhagen until I get through this major obstacle it will get better than I can stop. But you see, when were in our better moment episode were selfish. We dont quit instead we let our addiction consume us to the point of not caring about our family and friends but most importantly not caring about ourselves, about our health.
The following is an outline of my stepping stones to this point in my life. In no way am I seeking sympathy or pity just trying to serve a point.
I didnt have the greatest childhood. My father physically and mentally abused me until I was almost seventeen. I was belittled to the point that still to this day I have very little self esteem about myself. He was and still is an alcoholic. It got so bad that twice as a teenager I tried to commit suicide. A few days after graduation I found out my father had actually adopted me when my mother married him. My biological father, who only saw me once at two days old, signed all his legal rights away to someone who just wanted to beat the crap out of me. Nice start .. eh?
When I was around fourteen, one of my girlfriends stole her grandfathers Redman. As a dare we each had to try it talk about nasty!!! After a few weeks we thought about upgrading to her older brothers tin can of Copenhagen. It is here that I started my reasoning for using tobacco. I do it because I need it to help me cope with my Dad. Its kinda of sad looking back at those moments and seeing how pathetic I sounded but little did I know just how pathetic I would actually get.
In 92, I was about to marry my high school sweetheart and yet he hadnt a clue to the extent of my addiction, heck he didnt even know I had an addiction and to my amazement neither did I. Oh, Ill quit when the wedding is over. My nerves are just too strung out planning this with my husband being in the Army over in Kuwaiti for the first battle with Iraq. By the time I said I do, I had been using snuff for almost 8 years. A few months later I was pregnant with our first son, morning sickness so I quit it long enough until I was out of the hospital. A total of 7 months with no tobacco and BAM! I am right back on the Copenhagen train again! CHEW! CHEW! Why did I start back after not using for several months? I suppose I was still in denial that I could quit any time I wanted to and that I needed it to cope and get me through the problems I faced.
By this time, my husband had found out and we had numerous fights over my disgusting habit. Too many to count, multiply and divide by. All I could think was .. If he loved me why couldnt he love me for who I am? Why does he want to change me?
Hmm .. lets see tobacco up until now has helped me out a lot in my life, in my marriage and with my problems .. dont you think?
My husband cheated on me when I was pregnant with my second child. My heart broke that day. A few months after that he was born and rushed off to NICU. It would be two days before I would see him and another two weeks before I could bring him home. He would stop breathing several times throughout the day and night besides a list of other problems. He finally came home on an apnea monitor. Today, he is an amazing boy! I just knew that I was going to quit this time. I told God, please Lord help my son Ill do anything .. anything you ask of me. Ill quit, yes Ill quit if youll help him. God kept up his end of the deal, unfortunately, I didnt. I continued to dip.
My mother by this time had been dating a gentleman for about 8 years and he became a huge father figure in my life. His love was unconditional. No matter what wrongs I did he never judged me. He always encouraged me. At this point, he is only the other man besides my husband to know that I used Copenhagen. He was diagnosed with cancer in April 98 and left us July 98. I swore at his funeral I would quit. Guess what? That didnt happen.
Pregnant with my third son, only three months after giving birth to my second. I was scared and confused. My husband had done the unthinkable could or would it happen again? I used Copenhagen more so with this pregnancy then I had with my last. By now, I knew I was addicted but my husband only saw weakness. He saw me as being ugly and unwomanly for what I was doing which led me to try to quit for him! Only I never did actually quit Id only hid it until he found out. Yet another disappointment in his eyes.
My youngest son was diagnosed with ADHD the same year I found out I had ADD and temporal-lobe epilepsy. My epilepsy isnt that severe. I actually received this condition by an attack from my father. One evening he had thrown a dinner plate at me hitting my right temple. It knocked me out. I was hospitalize and later would realize after all these years why I had such bad headaches. By now, I told myself .. Id like to quit but I need this now more than ever. Just how bad did I need it? If my husband found a can hed throw it in the garbage. Later I would dig it out.
The year Hurricane Francis and Jeanne hit Florida, our house was destroyed we lost just about everything. I think it was here that I honestly started to realize that my dipping wasnt making my problems go away. But I dipped more than ever almost a can a day. I was at my lowest. I spent most of my time figuring out how I was going to get my next dip without anyone knowing and I spent the other half concocting lies to cover up what I was doing.
Life seemed to finally turn normal. We had a house built. We both had pretty decent jobs. Life seemed ok for once. I told myself when we get into our new house this will be my new beginning. I am going to quit for good. Yep! That quit would only last a week. A few months after we moved in I had severe pains. That night I went to the ER and had a miscarriage. After being in the hospital for a week and almost sent home, they saw that I was hemorrhaging internally. I almost lost my life that day, Nov. 14, 2005; due to misdiagnoses. I had twins. One was a miscarriage, the other a tubal pregnancy. While on medical leave from work I was harassed about when I was coming back. I stepped down from my position and later quit the company altogether. I was in deep depression. I broke down and told my Dr. about me using tobacco for almost 20 years and that I wanted to quit. He told me wed deal with my depression first but my tobacco use was the least of my problems. He wanted me to use it to cope for now. Wow! Someone actually wants me to dip. So I did but the truth was I didnt want to. It felt more like a burden now than anything. An old chore that I hated to do. Sometimes I would only have it in a few minutes just to spit it out. It tasted nasty. I felt so ugly but how could I ever overcome this addiction this sickness?
My New Years Resolution 2007, like many new years before I promised to quit and well Jan 1st came and went. But what happened next is something totally unexplainable, Jan 4th; I decided I didnt want to be a prisoner anymore. This time I was at rock bottom with my addiction. Four days into my quit I knew I needed information and resources to help me if I was going to win this fight. The day I found this site is the day I found myself. This is my first post.
When I started my quit I felt like this was the beginning to the end of a long nightmare but yet now 135 days tobacco-free I feel as if its truly the end to a new beginning in my journey with life.
I didnt realize I held this power the whole time. I only needed to believe in myself that I could do it. The power of forgiveness and freedom. (Forgiving myself for all the things my addiction made me do and freedom of the ties that bound me at one point to that tiny little can.) Ive reflected a lot during my quit and I will continue doing so.
We need to accept the fact that well always be addicted to tobacco.
Well have easy days during our quit but to remember harder days may follow.
But no matter what happens there is NO good reason for any of us to pick up that can and throw away our power.
We can deal with our problems through other avenues. Tobacco will not be one of those easy streets that we take.
Well do it starting today. Starting this very moment we promise to ourselves and each other to stay quit.
So now my question to you is not can you walk in my shoes but could you be a friend and walk beside me?
-mylilsecret
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he Best Side of All
Every coin has two sides.
Every action causes a reaction.
And like every positive there comes a negative.
We wouldnt be human if we didnt have one without the other.
If we were to never endured pain then wed never experience the meaning of sweet pleasure. To never falter at weakness; wed never see how strong our strength would be to rise above an obstacle. To never again feel hurtfulness; wed never be able to show the desire to care. And the ultimate ... without heartache; wed have the absence of the greatest gift
love.
Every one of our moments would be taken for granted.
Imagine inhaling to whisper, I love you softly to someone you adore yet only for them to never understand how deep and heartfelt it truly was meant. Or the very simplicity of touching your childs hand absolutely would have no value or merit.
Who would want to live in such a world?
We all must tolerate the negative in order to be blessed with some positive.
This leads me back to the coin,
the HOF coin, that is.
At 100 days I really didnt see why I would need a coin to show those 100 days of my quit. I mean I had been through hell both physically and mentally and buying a coin really didnt seem to have any significance. But around 600 days, I was looking at it on the site and honestly Im clueless as to why but I wanted to have it as a symbol, as a reminder I had succeeded in what I and those around me never thought Id be able to accomplish.
I understand now the meaning of the HOF coin. I suppose it didnt matter I had waited another 500 days before getting it because I wouldnt have known the true value of it. Ive never been so proud until I ran my fingertips over that precious metal. After enduring 22 years of imprisonment to tobacco and 600 some days of being quit I had this tremendous invigorating feeling of triumph and freedom.
Its true every coin has two sides but you see my coin doesnt.
It only has one side
the best side of all .. that Im quit.
-mylilsecret
Day 769
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Trust Me
I've been where you're at, maybe not the exact situation but I've been there.
It's rough! It hurts! It stinks! You feel like punching something. Anything!
There's an ache deep within .. like you can't go on unless you have a dip in your mouth. You feel a dip will make things better. It'll reduce your stress and make life easier. It's become a daily ritual that's been screwed up by this freakin' site! Why do you even need this place? C'mon - just get a can and everything will seem better. Just one dip to ride you through! You've shown that you're strong enough to quit. It's just a dip not like you'll be addicted from one dip. Trust me!
Have you thought this? I bet it's safe to say you have. I know I have! But why?
Maybe you're at the beginning of your quit or you've been quit for a few months, .. better yet you could be a seasoned vet when this creeps into your mind. Just because you're quit doesn't mean you'll evade the nicotine demon totally from visiting your thoughts. It will from time to time slip in. At the beginning this might be your frame of mind every minute of every hour then once you start to get days under your belt, it becomes less and less of a thought or even an option. Truthfully the demon will always be there, .. ready to creep up at a moments notice ... when you least expect it.
Be prepared!
Be ready to fight!
Because ultimately ...
isn't your life worth fighting for?
You and I will always be addicted to this demon so that's why it's fortunate that we have this site and these resources. Here .. we have others to help us change our way of thinking, to learn new ways to cope through stressful situations and friendships to gain by the mere fact that we're in this together.
We can do this! You and I. Trust me!
-mylilsecret
Quitting is hard but not quitting (cancer/death?) well .. that's even harder.
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Never Give Up
Remember to never give up and never have doubt.
Those ups and downs is what lifes all about.
You try and try your absolute best
and somehow struggle like all the rest.
At times it seems you just cant do it.
Yet all it takes is putting your mind to it.
The mistakes that you might make along the way,
create a stronger person to defeat another day.
You see, no one can tell you the steps you must take.
Whether right or wrong; its the choices you make.
Believe in yourself and all the power that you hold.
Aspirations are created by the young and the old.
But it has to start here and it has to start now.
Of course youre sitting there wondering how?
It begins when you set this extraordinary example for others.
Yes, strangers at first; end up quit sisters and brothers.
Maybe youre struggling addiction and needing some belief.
Simply asking for help begins your journey towards relief.
Quitting means you want this. Its coming from the heart.
Dont wait until tomorrow when right now you can start.
If you take this chance. Id promise youll see
Youre not alone. Youre standing with me.
mylilsecret
© 2008
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Most, .. if not all who chose to quit dipping do so in fear of cancer and ultimately their fear of death from their addiction.
- Imagine being twelve and your first dip. Dad lets you do it around the garage with him as you tinker with his tools pretending to help. Pretty cool, huh?
- Imagine being fifteen and your friends start hanging out at your house 'cause it's okay to dip around your parents. Heck, most of their parents haven't a clue about the dipping ritual that happens after school.
- Imagine being nineteen and working with your father at his business. Both still dipping and enjoying the conversations you spend because you feel a connection, even if it has to do with dip.
- Imagine finding your first sore, gums raw but you still keep using. Dad says its happened to him but it'll go away. So you pack it to the other side of your mouth. It feels somewhat less painful that way.
- Imagine being twenty-one and the birth of your first and only son. Dipping the whole time your wife is in labor. So nervous but you need dip to take that edge off. Asking the nurses for a cup to spit into. Holding your son after birth, but in the back of your mind you know that you need to get another can since you're out.
- Imagine being twenty-seven and your now six yr old son wants to go hunting with you like he has many times before but you tell him he can't go. Unable to tell him why since there's going to be alcohol and a little party later at a friends house. Your son cries not understanding why Daddy won't take him hunting. You promise to take him real soon. Maybe next weekend. He pouts some but you're able to scoot out the door without him noticing.
- Imagine hunting while drinking some beer. Later on you're at a friends house you've known since grade school. You play a little poker and get somewhat carried away with the shots and liquor being passed around.
- Imagine feeling a bit dizzy and resting on the couch since the room won't stop spinning. Some time later others pass by and laugh 'cause your drunker than shit. They believed you have passed out since they hear you snoring.
- Imagine being so intoxicated to the point that you've swallow your snuff. What they believe was snoring was actually you gasping for air yet since you've been drinking, you're unable to move and get help .. you die .. not from cancer .. but from choking on your wad of dip.
Now imagine leaving behind your wife and son, mother, father and sister. Leaving behind your friends and one of the girls (me) who played truth or dare and was dared to kiss you. We were fourteen. (the time I started dipping secretly)
Imagine now, if cancer's truly the only culprit that can lead to your death.
This true story happened to a good friend of mine. Someone with a kind heart but just was stupid to think that he wasn't addicted. To proud thinking he was invincible to cancer and death. Yet sadly he died by asphyxiation.
He's gone by just a single dip!
-mylilsecret
Rest in peace, Jay Archibald! I hope you're death wasn't in vain and by me telling your story will help someone take that first step to quit.
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A Step Back
At times we may forget about our friends
especially those of our past.
It seems within the blink of an eye,
our time spent here can travel so fast.
We tend to think towards
the future; not for the moments of today.
What if we had no tomorrow and through our
fingertips life slipped away?
You might have a friend upon their face
a smile is always shown.
But if you looked a little closer
their sadness you would have known.
Our lives are hectic with stress
as were caught up in all we do.
But words truly need to be heard,
instead of the silent, I love you.
As you read this, that someone might
be reaching out to know youre there.
That your friendship is true
and you genuinely care.
Some say to look out for ourselves
in order to get ahead.
Yet shouldnt we take a step back to
help those around us instead?
We need to show our friends to never fear
life, love or laughter; to never doubt
And prove to them just like our need for air;
their friendship, we can not live without.
Written by: mylilsecret
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Just Today
Today is the first day of my quit - - - no matter if I'm posting Day 1 or Day 1001.
What do I mean by this? ...... It's simple.
In the beginning what are we thinking about the most? Probably posting the number of days we've been quit, right? And that's all great as we go through the hell of taking it one day at a time .. fighting the withdraws, the craves, the urges and the temptations of our addiction.
During these days we might be taking it moment by moment to get through to the next hour. Our quit days start to build confidence within us. We strive to make 100, 200, 300 days along side our quit brothers and sisters. We relish at the milestones we've accomplished ...... and we should!
Yet it's during this time ...
when life begins to knock on the door of reality. We slowly start to take each day we're quit for granted. We feel invincible. Some might even feel that since we've been quit a certain number of days, months and yes even years that one dip won't hurt. We must fight against that urge and by doing so means saying to yourself, "Not today, my friend, today I'm quit."
I believe some of us forget how and why we got to this point to begin with.
We got here by taking it one day at a time.
Not a month at a time, nor a year at a time.
Not even a forever ..... but one day ... just today.
-mylilsecret
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So Now What?
You've finally made the decision to quit. .............. Well, let me be the first to congratulate you.
Umm, so now what?
It's not easy as you know and all of us before coming here have tried quitting several times only to fail again and again. Truthfully, your quit here will be so much different than any of your last attempts.
First, you have what's called your quit group. These are men and women quitting their addiction to the same substance that brought you here to begin with. Your group will enter the Hall of Fame (HOF) after 100 days. Within your group you'll be able to share, vent and yes argue amongst one another. This creates your bond, ..... your brotherhood.
Second, accountability is used here just like in any other recovery atmosphere. When you post your user name and quit date, you are pledging for that day ONLY you will remain free from any form of tobacco/nicotine. Remember your pledge is for that day! Do not think ahead. I promise you the first days are hell but they are doable. You'll go through many physical, mental and emotional withdrawals. Day 1 to 3 more physical. Headaches, body aches, stomach cramps, constipation, jaw pain, mouth sores .. heck, I could go on and on. But believe me it's normal. Drink lots of water to flush out your system. All that nicotine that was once cycling itself rapidly through your veins has diminished.
On Day 4 to ?, you unfortunately are about to begin with what I like to call "Mental Pursuit". You are about to pursue your sanity. Believe me there were times I thought I had the good me on one shoulder and a bad me on the other. And yes, both were constantly bickering on why I should or shouldn't buy a can of snuff or take just one dip. It does seem little funny now but during the time I almost said screw it - - JUST GIVE ME A CAN! But I didn't. You know why? Accountability to my quit group. I posted that day!
Also you'll be less likely to concentrate. (The Fog) You may feel somewhat lost or confused. You will experience dip dreams. A dream as if you've taken a dip and betrayed your group. Some of these dreams seem very real but they are normal to have.
The mind games I hate to say will last through out your recovery but they do thankfully become less and less frequent. During the next few months you'll start to gain confidence and then that's when the emotional part comes into play. You'll have feelings of loneliness and abandonment. You might also feel as if you've lost a friend or the death of a loved one. This is the beginning of your healing. During this time you'll retrain your brain. Remember those every day activities you did with dip? Well, you now can do them without it. It's hard! But it can be done. And it takes time .. try not to be hard on yourself. It doesn't happen overnight or within a few weeks. I never thought I would be able to write again yet I started to realize I didn't need a big wad of dip to write. I just needed my confidence.
Last but not least, you'll need the support and resources. That's where all the others here and I come into play. In order to be successful you must be willing to make friends, get phone numbers and chat. Honestly, we're not shy! .. umm, k .. maybe I am a bit .. =) Yeah right! .. And don't be afraid to read! Educate yourself because knowledge is your strength!
Some final footnotes:
Never underestimate the power of addiction.
After 100 days (HOF) don't let your confidence get the best of you.
Your recovery is a progress in work.
Never look ahead. Think only of today. You can make it through.
You'll constantly have high and low points in life but none of which is worth putting a dip in for.
Dipping will not get rid of or get you a job, spouse, money, a Lamborghini, mistress, promotion or for that matter the execution of a co-worker who got your promotion. - - - - Just Deal With It! =P
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I hope this in some way will familiarize you to what the site is all about!
... Helping you stay quit!
-mylilsecret
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Within The Trance
Slowly it creeps into the darkness of my world. At a weak and vulnerable state; a time where Im unable to think rationally since Im nestled cozy amidst the warmth of my bed. The addict trance within allows me to believe that I have forsaken the vow that I took today. It haunts me to know that I have let myself and others down.
Each night within the addict trance it repeats itself over and over again. Before long it has me to believe Im taking one dip secretly. It tries to show me how easily I could hide it from my family. Hell, I could hide it from you. I breath in deeply as reality emerges to clear the thick fog that held me captive; yet a voice softly escapes; it begs and pleads with me. It wants me to accept I can have a dip since Ive been dreaming about it.
Thats when I remember the past I have endured throughout my quit. I recite my HOF speech and others. I look to my very first post where I was so fragile and weak. Ive grown stronger since then. That voice will always lurk just beyond the shadows to try and regain control.
But I wont allow it! And its angry with me. For years Ive been a servant to this overbearing beast and it doesnt understand why I want to change. It wants to suck the life right out of me; to my very last breath.
It will not regain control. I can and will do this; not for my family, not for my children, not for anyone other than myself! As I see you within your quit, you inspire me; you bestow upon me strength and that my friend gives me power. The power to stay quit! And for that I am deeply indebted to you.
-mylilsecret
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Im not here to say my life was far worse than anyone elses. Im just paving a roadway so others can see that in life; particular mountains may stand in our way. We might not be able to go around or even over top of them like some. Its at these moments we get discouraged. Unfortunately most are at a standstill and remain that way. The rest will finally see in order to overcome this obstacle they must dig down deep.
Some may relate to this in different ways about quitting. It just so happens that mine is about negative thoughts of myself whether it was self love, worth, esteem or talents, I had little if any up until now.
And you helped me succeed in that. Thank you!!
(read below to see how)
At the start of my quit I thought I was basically quitting my addiction. Though as I sifted through pieces of my life. I noticed that quitting also helped me to heal in other ways.
During my childhood I heard quite frequently, Why do you write? Who wants to read any thing you have to say? You know, this is really garbage, Nicole. Just like you, .. garbage. At this time I showed absolutely no emotion. I didnt want him to feel any satisfaction for his actions. So he found another way to once again bring pain into my life. Hed tear up anything I wrote and made sure to do it before my eyes. He glorified in seeing my pain. Thats when I started to hide anything I wrote. My hiding spot for my notebook was at the very bottom of my clothes dresser. I would take the bottom drawer out, laying my notebook flat then replacing the drawer. He never found it. No one has known about that until now. Not my mom, my husband
no one until my therapy session. In that session I brought the bad and the good. The negative and positive. My therapist hadnt heard back from April, the person who wanted to take a look at my work and see which publisher I should send an excerpt of my book to. I felt uneasy at that point but she followed up by saying she knew someone else in Palm Beach if April was too busy. I relaxed some as I told her tonight was going to be all about me. First my negative past and then my positive present. Each were going to collided for the first time ever. I showed her the homemade cards, letters, poems and even a picture of my mom, dad and me that I hated. Why had I kept all these things for so long? Each time I moved from house to house, state to state this box came with me. This baggage reminded me of an ugly past. It stayed within the corner of my closet yet ever so often Id pull it out to read and remember why I wasnt good enough.
As I read each of them to her, I noticed everything written showed a little girl aching so badly for her fathers affection and love even to the point of begging.
I unfolded this tattered paper remembering back as to why it was written.
My father hated when I called the police. I honestly dont understand why because they never took him away and he never got in trouble. He always had excuses. One night after they left he pulled me aside by grabbing my hair and brought my face to his. His fermented breath disgusted me but I only remember of that now. Back then my eyes were fixated to his lips as he yelled about how if the police had to keep coming out they would finally take my brother and me away. Not him. I would never see my mother again. He told me, Now go write a note about how you dont want to leave your mother because you love your home. Then if they do come to get you Ill have your note.
To my therapist from tattered paper I read, Daddy, I love you! I always want to be by you and never go away. I love you, Daddy because you teach me right from wrong. You are the best Daddy! My home is the best because my Daddy is the best. My Daddy is nice and I dont want to go any where. I love my home. I love my Daddy.
Your loving daughter,
Nicole
I love you Daddy!!!
There were little hearts and flowers colored like border around the I love you part. After reading this I felt completely sick. I was suppose to write how I liked my home and didnt want to leave my mommy. Yet I wrote all about him and how he was the best. If I hated him so much then why to hell was I writing about never wanting to leave him? Was I brainwashed? Maybe so, but this letter oozed of a little girl craving love.
Now after reading several letters I pushed the negative to the side of me and read my references / recommendations from everyone here. Even though, April hadnt read them yet I wanted to share some with Kellie, my therapist. There were a few I read ahead of time but most I hadnt. I only picked a few to read since our session was now well over an hour. I read those that I knew were positive. Then she told me to pick three I hadnt read so she could read them aloud. I dont know if there is a word or words to capture this extraordinary feeling I had of self worthiness and accomplishment for inspiring some in their quit. From quitters who had 3 ½ years to those who had 10 days wrote such positive encouraging words about me. I began to cry not of sadness but absolute joy. Kellie picked up the old negative papers of the past and said, You were told growing up youd become nothing. Then touching the letters from which she had just read. Nicole, yet here I surely see how youve become someone quite special. And you did it through the one thing your father couldnt take away. Your passion and love for writing. So why are you holding onto such negative objects from the past when you have so much positive within your life now? Through the tears, I picked up the negative pile and slammed it into her trash can. Ohh, how exhilarating that felt!
She asked to read some articles .. the first being, Dear Potential Quitter. She stated, Wow, how powerful. I could really use this in one of my workshops. Who wrote this? I said, Youre kidding me, .. right? Umm, Kellie, I wrote that. She laughed stating at the end of the article she didnt know who mls was. Our session lasted well over two hours and as we walked down the stairs to go home I asked if I could grab the trash from her office. I wanted to really throw it away! Now as I carried the bag down and out the door there stood two city trash cans on the curb. One nice green Waste-Management can and one ugly beat-up old trash can. Which one, Kellie? ..
Which one do you think, Nicole? ..
I pushed the bag into the old can.
I smiled as I got into my van. I had thrown away things that for some reason I held onto. I had quit some of the negative thinking and looked towards the positive within me.
Just like the quit with my addiction I would have to take baby steps in order to reach goals and accomplishments. And just because I threw away some negative thoughts didnt mean I was out of the woods yet. I have a huge journey.
I honestly thought quitting meant of a physical attribute not an emotional one. Whoa, was I ever wrong!
mylilsecret
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Thursday, January 4th 2007 .........................
That day was like any other in my life. A few weeks before, I made a New Years resolution I would quit. Of course, that never happened. Four days into 2007 and I was still getting up in the morning and grabbing for my can. But for some reason that day I didn't want it. It could've been because I didn't have any cash on me or that my van was being repaired. Maybe .. it's because I wanted to see how many hours I could quit. Maybe I just wanted to look in the mirror for once without having a dip in my mouth or maybe .. just maybe I wanted my boys not to see their mom sneaking around; taking time away from them for a dip. I'm not sure what it was that day. It could have been a combination of all those and more. But something somehow, someway made me realize I don't need this in my life anymore.
Mostly men are here at the site. Some dipped in front of family, friends and peers and some were closet dippers like myself yet I felt like the men always had an advantage over me. The men could still come out to family, friends and co-workers, if they wanted to, and say "I used to dip but I quit. I'm finding it hard to concentrate, sleep or whatever." Female ex-dippers aren't that fortunate, at least in my case, I feel that way. I wasn't "the type" who dipped. Well, .. what freakin' type was I? Honestly addiction doesn't discriminate. It'll take a hold of you and won't let go, .. whatever the cost maybe.
I was embarrassed when I dipped and was equally as embarrassed when I quit. Who was I going to tell? Who was I going to share my experiences with? My milestones and accomplishments were only recognized by me or this site. My husband and boys never talk about my addiction or how well I was doing. They don't dare discuss my quit, in fear that doing so, might make me think about my former lifestyle and force me to get a can. I would be so excited to tell my husband, "It's 50, 75, 100 days for me!" His replied would be, "That's great, Honey. So proud of you!" He would continue the conversation but change the topic totally. I felt like it didn't matter. I confronted him about it and that's where I learned that it was a hush hush type thing. Don't talk about the secret and it never happened. I know I can't force someone to see or feel what it's like not to be the prisoner of ones own addiction. I suppose after all those times of me telling him I was quit and then finding out that I wasn't, had finally caught up to me. It's like the fable we read to our children, The Boy That Cries Wolf. As the moral states at the end: "Even when liars tell the truth, they are never believed. The liar will lie once, twice, and then perish when he tells the truth." I think I resent myself because I haven't been able to enjoy my quit because of all the lies I had told about my addiction. Not just to my husband, but family and friends.
It makes me cherish what I have here and the friends that I have made. Positive, encouraging words are everything to the one who reads them. Sometimes you touch a persons life by just saying a few simple words like ... I believe in you! Because you see, no one believed that I could accomplish this. They believed that I would falter and be a disappointment once more. I know I'm the only one to blame for that.
We may never see one another face to face but you have helped me endure everything so far, ... every moment, every second of this quit. I don't know if there will ever come a day that I can admit to the ones around me that for 20+ years I used to dip Copenhagen. Maybe that time will never come. But it's ok. I have you and others here to lean on for encouragement and trust in my fight to stay quit.
Each of you will never truly understand how much you've made a difference in my life!
One day I hope, .. I can return the favor and make a difference in yours.
-mylilsecret
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Really Worth It
It kinda felt like walking on shells all the way up to this point but honestly the eggshell mess is only the first few weeks of your quit. Once your body starts to make the adjustments of not having the nicotine and you start learning new coping mechanisms ( why you used snuff in the first place - like stress) it's a whole new ballgame. The days are so much easier. It's extremely rewarding knowing I had conquered my greatest fear. To be able to love myself. To give my body and health the attention it needed. It's very empowering. Quitting snuff has honestly helped me - well find me. I don't know if that will make sense to you or not. You might not be in the same mind frame that I have at this point but one day you'll know exactly what I am talking about and say .. "Oh wow! This is really worth it!"
I've been working on some emotional stuff lately. I need to start leaving the past where it is and taking the one day at time slogan for everything in my life; not just nicotine! Life is so precious! I love this new journey I'm traveling on now. Does it get easier? Oh yes! Will I still have those moments of wanting snuff? Oh yes! But the more time I have without that nasty habit sticking out of my mouth the better at peace I am - this is the way it's going to be for me. There's no looking back. I hope others follow in my footsteps and reclaim what is so rightfully theirs. Reclaim your honesty, your loyalty, your freedom - hell reclaim your smile! You're really worth it!
I have so many people to thank and yet thanks doesn't even come close to repaying any of you back for the happiness and sometimes sanity you bring into my life. To my husband and boys: I pray to God that I'm able to show you every moment on how much you truly are loved by me. Thank you for forgiving me for all the missed memories and delayed events because of my addiction. You are my world!
Thank you to this very site for providing me with the tools and guidance needed to stay quit! Euty - you were the very first person to respond to my cry for help. sbtzc - you actually showed me how and why to post roll in April 2007 but you never told me how much they would become such a huge part of me. Thanks to the both of you! Gosh, I fear that I will leave someone out and so please don't hold it against me. My girls - Ashley, Janhawke, lawen4cer, Rayne and I can't leave out Hope and Jenny Kern! The latter of the two though we've never spoken I feel a great connection with. Hope - for your fine words of wisdom! Thank you for Contract to Give Up and just writing and posting. It's helped heal so many. Jenny Kern - for your courage and strength through such tragedy and for helping me realize I am hurting the ones I love by dipping. I'm slowly killing myself. Ashley, Janhawke, Rose, Rayne - for showing me I have two feet to stand on and that sometimes when I stumble it's not a mistake but a learning process. I love you all dearly!
Killer - thank you for the talks and all the time and effort you put into the beginning of my quit! Lots of days were a struggle. Thank you QT, WhoDey, loot, TJHook, Capt Jack, RC, beatdabear, pithull, Remshot, arbcubed, Copewquitn, 7iron, OkieFire, grunt0302, Aquaman43, Virginia Jim, SplinterCell, Wranglerman, Woodman, rodeo timer, 3boysdad, my crew in the chatroom, above all April 07 Quittin' Spittin' Crew - my men and yes I call each and every one of you men for having the balls to post roll day in and day out and still listen to my crap - I love you all - thank you for never letting your sister down.
.. umm, I feel I'm going to leave someone out .. dang it .. everyone at this site THANK YOU!
Last but definately not least -
Chewie, ODT, Penguin, Spongebob .. you all have been a Gold mine to me. I look up to you and learn from you constantly. Thank you from the bottom of my heart!
I hope reading this you realize how important your quit brothers and sisters are ... how strangers at first can become friends with a strong bond and to think we did it all without dip!
ps) Remember I wrote this 'cause .. well 'cause you're really worth it!
-mylilsecret
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