ok man you guys so way back afore i quited when my kids were small there was this lady... she was the dotter of one a my mother in laws friends what my wife kinda new... any ways her dotter got a puppy for her 18th birth day from her boy friend. only that was stoopid on a count of she was goin to collige. well her mom all reddy had 2 dogs and dint want a nuther so some how my wife heres bout it and boom! we are tryin out a pug puppy. my votes no. i lose 3-1. dogs a bone head. runs off evry time shes out for bout a week. any ways we settel in with a dog in the famly.
now we like the fokes at the humain sociaty so we use there vets to support the mishun for shots and the like. evin got the dog fixed there. well cuppel a years back my wife takes the dog for shots. she comes back for my kids. wtf? just says they will be back soon. like 2 hours later she comes home with one a them taco bell chi-hooa-hooa dogs. 'it was just so cute. and the girls like her and blah blah blah.' yah. im fucked. now we got 2 dogs. i tell her we aint gonna get no vacashuns on a count of a) i aint draggin 2 dogs and crates and food evry wares and 2) i aint payin to kennel um.
now these 2 morans gotta go nuts barkin at evry buddy what walks past and i wood like to just shoot the fuggin things. but man that wood make me the bad guy rite? any ways taco bell loves runnin in the street. and the peepel a crost the street have there own taco bell dog what thinks its king a the road. and i wood love to smash eether of um under my car. agin i wood be the bad guy evin if haff the nayberhood wood cheer me for it.
so man thats the short sad story bout how i got stuck with 2 littel dogs. not sure if the local yotes prefer mexakin or chineese food tho.
