KillTheCan.org Accountability Forum
Community => Introductions => Topic started by: sixsix210 on March 27, 2009, 11:23:00 AM
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SO on day four, I'm introducing myelf. Mainly because I know that at this very moment, if I stop farting around on the computer and get up, my quit will be restarting tomorrow. Thank god for KTC.org huh? Annnny waaayyyy... all the gory details....
I'm fourty. Fortunately due to good genes, Most people never guess even close. ;-) I started when I was 14, and working in the kitchen at the local country club at my first job. I was given a dip by another boy named Kevin. Asshole. After 20 minutes of nothing, I suddenly found myself in the bathroom, green as grass, sweating, dizzy, and praying not to puke. Gee..this stuff rocks! Dumbass kid that I was, I couldn't just tell him "no, it sucks" OH NO... I had everything to prove, so i did it again and again, until I got used to it. Three weeks later, I was 3 cans a week, and gutting it (can't very well spit on the floor in school now could I?) which saved me from being suspended. The Vice Princ at the school suspected me of chewing at school, and sat me in his office to see if I'd spit since he couldn't pull my lip down and look. lol. Sucker.
Annnywayyy... here we are 25 years later, and I'm looking back thinking what I missed, how many times I said no to getting naked because i had a dip in, how many family pics of me, not smiling, or smiling with my lips pressed together because I was packing, how many times I've passed on making out, passed on FOOD and so on. Recently, I noticed something disturbing. I was getting up in the morning, putting one in, and leaving it. All day. All night. Yep. I was eating with it, drinking with it, getting laid with it (including oral, how's that for a pretty picture) I was even sleeping with it in. I only stopped to pack more in there. So. Here I am.
Now, here's what you guys (and girls) are stuck with. The first thing most people notice about me is my size. Six foot Six, well over 200 pounds. There. It's out in the open. ;-) Also being a former marine, if anyone needs body guard services let me know. lol.
I'm pretty sure there is something wrong with my brain. I find slap stick humor simply amazing. There is nothing funnier than watching some moron fall down. Remember...It's only funny til someone gets hurt, then it's fucking hysterical.
I'm a professional pastry chef. Odd job for a former marine recon...I know.
I'm engaged to be married and have a 12 y.o. soon-to-be-step-son who is determined to make this quit difficult.
I am well tatted up.
I have a masters in business administration.
I walk between 5 and 8 miles a day because my doctor makes me. lol. I've had nine knee surgeries, and two ankle surgeries. I played hockey as a kid, ran marathons til i was 24, got shot in the USMC, and generally have abused my body for a long time. I also hit 324 pounds at one point, and had a heart attack 8 years ago. So...yeah... I walk alot.
My number one love, is Halloween. No joke. I build animated props every year (last year was witch, the year before was a gargoyle...both life sized) I build haunted houses and decorate multiple yards every year. I have TWO storage units, a spare room, and a spare room in my mothers house filled with halloween stuff. I have a 6 inch by 16 inch Jack Skellington tattoo. Serious Halloween junkie.
Not much else to say about myself, other than the fact that I talk too much.
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Great decision sixsix210! Yep, I think all of us are quite ashamed at how dip had control on us and the various things we passed up or missed in life due to having a load-in. As you mention, the fact that dip for many of us had a larger voice than gettin some from our ladies (at any point in the game) is really really sad. I for one intend to fix that!
Welcome to the club (I'm only oned day further than you). If there's anything I can ever help with, please let me know.
Take care bro,
Mike
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getting laid with it (including oral, how's that for a pretty picture)
Dude, I don't know how to respond except to say I am impressed! Either you've developed a nice big pocket to hide that shit in, or your significant other is very dedicated to you! I have to have a shower and fresh brushed teeth before the old lady even considers laying down with me.
Great decision, though. You WILL NOT put a dip in when you finish farting around at the computer. Repeat it till you believe it!
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getting laid with it (including oral, how's that for a pretty picture)
Dude, I don't know how to respond except to say I am impressed! Either you've developed a nice big pocket to hide that shit in, or your significant other is very dedicated to you! I have to have a shower and fresh brushed teeth before the old lady even considers laying down with me.
Great decision, though. You WILL NOT put a dip in when you finish farting around at the computer. Repeat it till you believe it!
I too am impressed with that feat. There were two times I didn't have Redman in my mouth; when I was brushing my teeth or fucking. And I didn't do either of those often enough.
Welcome sixsix. It's great to have you here man. Glad to know we're all in this together. I enjoy it when other people suffer with me. :lol: