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Community => Introductions => Topic started by: ERDVM on January 25, 2012, 12:26:00 PM
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :) Why did I ever start this shit?
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :) Why did I ever start this shit?
Glad you posted something. How about givin us a little bit more in order to better support your quit? Read everything you can on the site. POST ROLL over in May 2012. Ask questions, get numbers and read more.
Welcome.
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :) Why did I ever start this shit?
What does this mean?
Are you quit?
"tourettes"
'Finger'
:D
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :)Â Why did I ever start this shit?
What does this mean?
Are you quit?
"tourettes"
'Finger'
:D
Guess tourettes is better than nicorettes...
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :)Â Why did I ever start this shit?
What does this mean?
Are you quit?
"tourettes"
'Finger'
:D
Guess tourettes is better than nicorettes...
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Hahaha. Yeah I have been completely nicotine free since Saturday Jan 13 12 am.
Except for a 9 month span around 10 y ago, have been dipping/using NR for 25 years (39 now). Check out tourettes guy to see "why I feel like I have tourettes".
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :)Â Why did I ever start this shit?
What does this mean?
Are you quit?
"tourettes"
'Finger'
:D
Guess tourettes is better than nicorettes...
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All joking aside ERVDM, there are some rules to play in this sandbox. We follow these rules for one reason. They work. They work better than any other quit system on the planet. The reason this place works you ask? The answer is accountability. How do we maintain accountability? We post roll. Posting roll is putting your name one a list with your quit brothers, making a promise to them and yourself that you will not use any form of nicotine today.
This is Why (http://forum.killthecan.org/index.php?showtopic=120) we post roll.
This is How (http://forum.killthecan.org/index.php?showtopic=50) we post roll.
This is Where (http://forum.killthecan.org/index.php?showtopic=5841) you post roll.
This is the Super Secret Video (http://www.killthecan.org/roll/) showing you how to post roll.
Reach out if you need anything.
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :)Â Why did I ever start this shit?
What does this mean?
Are you quit?
"tourettes"
'Finger'
:D
Guess tourettes is better than nicorettes...
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Hahaha. Yeah I have been completely nicotine free since Saturday Jan 13 12 am.
Except for a 9 month span around 10 y ago, have been dipping/using NR for 25 years (39 now). Check out tourettes guy to see "why I feel like I have tourettes".
Everyone on this site has tourettes. Welcome - looks like you have a great start.
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Doing OK, know I'm addicted, but I think I might also have tourettes :)Â Why did I ever start this shit?
What does this mean?
Are you quit?
"tourettes"
'Finger'
:D
Guess tourettes is better than nicorettes...
_
Hahaha. Yeah I have been completely nicotine free since Saturday Jan 13 12 am.
Except for a 9 month span around 10 y ago, have been dipping/using NR for 25 years (39 now). Check out tourettes guy to see "why I feel like I have tourettes".
Everyone on this site has tourettes. Welcome - looks like you have a great start.
My apologies. I didn't know you had 12 days under your belt man. Your in April, not May, sorry man. Congrats, you have made the best decision of your life.
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Do I need to join April, or just stay with May?
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Do I need to join April, or just stay with May?
Just April. Not may. Because you hit 100 days in April.
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30 days with a little ranting.
Working this weekend and missed a little drama. Damn..
1. Good to have you back Mark. Where you been spookin? Those early 20's are a motherfucker. Just thought it would be nice of me to warn you, maybe help if I can, but I'm not sure if you'll see this just posting every 4th or 5th day and all. _
PorkChop, you ok. Sent you a PM, you said you would let me know if you needed me. _
2. Now that you can post, let us hear you texas. Rage and get it off your chest. Ive found in my short quit that unleashing some "fuck yous" and "motherfuckers" in your posts is not elaborate but very therapeutic. Fuck using "F you" it doesn't fucking do your quit fucking justice, IMFO. For instance you might rage, "there is not one decent fucking college football team in texas, FUCK!" Try it, it well help.
3. I'm on the younger end of our quit group but damn, it rocks to see you guys post. Makes think that Im not the only psycho nicotine addict out there. You older quits, seem to be just coasting. MD, hippy, pig,script,hart, cope put some shit on the table. Check out Feb 2012. I saw that 5 brothers just quit after 50 days. MIA, KIA, POW who the fuck knows? Just up and quit 1/2 way there, names now like tombstones sitting at the bottom of the spreadsheet. Maybe you guys did post early on, but I haven't seen anything in the 2.5 weeks Ive been KtC. If I'm pissing you off, good. Post about it and send all your complaints to Coach.
4. I just hit 30. 30 days. Seems like nothing yet is the longest this Oklahoma Motherfucker has been w/o nicotine since 1988. Anyone thinking about those select times growing up when first tasted the Bitch? I have. At age 6, 1978, from my older brother. Playing Batman in the backyard, he let me taste her, and then I ran to the faucet screaming to rinse out my mouth. I year older than my twins! That Bitch marked me then and there with her cunt juice and just waited for 10 years until high school baseball. Started with candy first (Hawken, Silver Creek) cause that wasn't as strong. Still buzzed and vomited, but hung in there....23 fuckin years of skoal, wolf, reseal. Stood right by her side. Always made sure she was included and comfortable. Well Bitch, I'm 30 days w/o you, and I think about you less and less every day. Im learning, growing stronger, and I don't miss you. In fact, to celebrate this landmark, today I will quit you again.
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Yeah I have been completely nicotine free since Saturday Jan 13 12 am.
Hey you quit on my birthday, don't ever cave fucker or I'll hunt you down and pretend you're a sheep! 'chief'
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Fantastic rant, ERDVM. Rants are good now and then. Awesome to see you conquering the bitch after so many years catering to her every wish. Maintain your integrity day by day and she shall continue to sink into the gnarly black depths from whence she came. That being said, do not get complacent. Your quit as well as the brothers here need you here! I quit with you today.
Crew - 112
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5 Weeks Quit
Needed to get some things out there. I'm damn proud of my little 1/3 HOF chubby. It ¡s pretty cute with its little eye. ;) Also proud of my btarded bros of april; although, many have bigger chubbies than me. Everyone seems to be strong in their quit. I like the word "chubbies"because they're kind of fun to play with, but they either get bigger or shrivel away. I didn't think of this myself, but saw this referenced somewhere on the site. Don't know why images of half-hard cocks stay with me but they do.
How does it feel at 5 weeks. Pretty awesome and scary. Not really craving snuff, just craving a reliable way to handle life. Nicotine was the great imitator I know, and CBird summed it up for me when he said "all of my adult decisions have been made under the influence." That sucks that I thought nicotine actually helped in those situations, and it's scary that I don't know how I'll handle "life's curveballs". Not scary, like "OMG life is too much" but more like riding a roller coaster. Clink -clinking up the big o incline, knowing that all shit is going to break lose at any moment, but knowing in the back of your head that you're really ok, it will be over in few moments, it can be kind of fun, and the next hill/loop will be better. That's me, and every day I am somewhere different on the track. Panic to elation, screaming to smiling, holding on to letting go, from "oh fuck" to "fuck yeah". The ride can take minutes, hours, or days, and most days I ride multiple times with my all-day-quit pass.
Lately though, as I'm riding the coaster, I'm in this "dickhead-tourettes-like-insomnia-fog" mode. Not as intense as the "20s Fog", just different. I cant seem to express myself without releasing a savage pack of F bombs and MFs. Not a great attribute when dealing with clients, coworkers, family, or quit brothers. Seriously, I have to either let em run or shut up. If I shut up and don't address the problem, the vitriolic fbombs and MFs just conjugate on my tongue until ultimately they bust from their pens gang banging anyone in their vicinity (dude at Sam's yesterday...you are a lucky bitch my wife and kids were with me asshole. Wife, sorry). Anyway, it is what it is, and I am reigning the hounds of vitriol better. Is this normal? Hell if I know. Probably. It's normal for my quit I guess. I see similar posts from younger quits and from vets when they were at this stage. Everyone says that it definitely gets better. I still have doubts though. Maybe, my REAL self is a huge dickhead??? :huh:
Git some Quit my friends.
Sincerely,
8=======D
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50 days.
Felt pretty good this weekend when I hit 50. Most of my quit brothers are well past this mark, but 1/2 a chub is better than 1/3 chub. I didn't have any celebrations, i just posted roll early, and quit all day. My quit was challenged this weekend though.
1. Friday night, a referring hospital called and wrongly chewed my ass. Threatening
to send her business elsewhere.
2. Saturday morning a good friend and colleague, who is 3.5 years quit from
opiates, whom I supervise, had a positive result for alcohol come back on his
urine test. He is 30 days from getting fully licensed again.
3. Saturday night, a quit brother called me with major marital problems that are
likely going to adversely affect his quit.
4. Mother in Law fell and broke her damn hip. Had surgery Sunday.
5. Sunday had a major, ridiculous fight with my wife.
So did I cave - hell no, I aint no crack whore. Did I crave nicotine - actually no. Did I crave easy, passive solutions - yes. But I am no longer that person who will just tell you whatever to avoid conflict. My brain is no longer medicated with nicotine 24 hours a day. It is quite liberating to wear my big-girl panties around and handle life's problems like an adult. I used to somehow handle life's curveballs, but without nicotine it is just different somehow. So, I went with my heart and I dealt, honestly, with all my issues.
1. Dr. Paranoid's Office Manager, you were not so combative when I repeated your complaint and told you that i was offended by your suggestion. Nor were you so demanding, when I ended our conversation and called your boss directly. Guess what, she only apologized 6 times for your drama and still refers to me.
2. Dr. Friend, I called you because I care for you. Yeah, we work great together and will make a lot of money together if you stay sober, but that's not why I care. I researched the urine test and false positives are common at such a low level. Ultimately, when you gave me your word, I believe you.
3. KTC Brother, you might read this. I think the conversations we had this weekend were very positive, and I hope you know that i was completely honest with you. I will keep your confidence, but if you will let me ask around the site some, I am sure I could find you some additional help. I am still worried about your quit.
4. MNL. Your only 60, very healthy. But next time use a ladder vs a chair.
5. Wife. I know it is a little weird with me being quit. Im dealing with things like a 15 year old - the last time i didn't have nicotine running through my body. We have both been very busy, and with 4 kids, are lives are rarely dull. However, please don't think that you can manipulate me anymore. i.e.-get in a fight and yell enough that you know i will/would/used to go to the garage and pack my lip with medication. Being completely honest with myself and to you is weird to me too. I think that us being honest with each other will only strengthen us in the long run.
So, yeah, I've just rambled and pretty much just vomited on this page. This isn't meant to be zen-ful, or life-changing, its mostly just for me. 1/2 HOF is what it is - 50 days of quit. I'm still just one fuck up away from losing it all - we all are. However, I am quit today and I'll deal with tomorrow's problems tomorrow - without nicotine.
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Sounds like a pretty eventful weekend, but you handled like a champ Dr. Vadge, nicely done. You've got my number if you ever need anything, or if you wanna vent....or I could drive 3 hours and give you a hug...anytime
Remember, we quit like fuck!
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50 days.
Felt pretty good this weekend when I hit 50. Most of my quit brothers are well past this mark, but 1/2 a chub is better than 1/3 chub. I didn't have any celebrations, i just posted roll early, and quit all day. My quit was challenged this weekend though.
1. Friday night, a referring hospital called and wrongly chewed my ass. Threatening
to send her business elsewhere.
2. Saturday morning a good friend and colleague, who is 3.5 years quit from
opiates, whom I supervise, had a positive result for alcohol come back on his
urine test. He is 30 days from getting fully licensed again.
3. Saturday night, a quit brother called me with major marital problems that are
likely going to adversely affect his quit.
4. Mother in Law fell and broke her damn hip. Had surgery Sunday.
5. Sunday had a major, ridiculous fight with my wife.
So did I cave - hell no, I aint no crack whore. Did I crave nicotine - actually no. Did I crave easy, passive solutions - yes. But I am no longer that person who will just tell you whatever to avoid conflict. My brain is no longer medicated with nicotine 24 hours a day. It is quite liberating to wear my big-girl panties around and handle life's problems like an adult. I used to somehow handle life's curveballs, but without nicotine it is just different somehow. So, I went with my heart and I dealt, honestly, with all my issues.
1. Dr. Paranoid's Office Manager, you were not so combative when I repeated your complaint and told you that i was offended by your suggestion. Nor were you so demanding, when I ended our conversation and called your boss directly. Guess what, she only apologized 6 times for your drama and still refers to me.
2. Dr. Friend, I called you because I care for you. Yeah, we work great together and will make a lot of money together if you stay sober, but that's not why I care. I researched the urine test and false positives are common at such a low level. Ultimately, when you gave me your word, I believe you.
3. KTC Brother, you might read this. I think the conversations we had this weekend were very positive, and I hope you know that i was completely honest with you. I will keep your confidence, but if you will let me ask around the site some, I am sure I could find you some additional help. I am still worried about your quit.
4. MNL. Your only 60, very healthy. But next time use a ladder vs a chair.
5. Wife. I know it is a little weird with me being quit. Im dealing with things like a 15 year old - the last time i didn't have nicotine running through my body. We have both been very busy, and with 4 kids, are lives are rarely dull. However, please don't think that you can manipulate me anymore. i.e.-get in a fight and yell enough that you know i will/would/used to go to the garage and pack my lip with medication. Being completely honest with myself and to you is weird to me too. I think that us being honest with each other will only strengthen us in the long run.
So, yeah, I've just rambled and pretty much just vomited on this page. This isn't meant to be zen-ful, or life-changing, its mostly just for me. 1/2 HOF is what it is - 50 days of quit. I'm still just one fuck up away from losing it all - we all are. However, I am quit today and I'll deal with tomorrow's problems tomorrow - without nicotine.
Great job! I like the smell of the quit you are cooking. Damn impressive. I will quit with you today.
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Dude your a badass, thats all I am gonna say, and that I am proud to be quit with you.
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yeah, coming clean is great! Its a new life and way of perceiving things.
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200
I was cleaning out my 1st floor room in the Glass House of April this week, and I came across this ol dusty intro. Thought I'd clean it up some and take it with me to my new room on the second floor (sharing bunk beds with Rated is gonna be so awesome).
Anyway, I wanted to comment on how kickass the 2nd story feels. It is like, when you grasp the intratesticular region of your scrotum with your thumb and middle finger, and produce a “need money” motion whilst gently pulling downward in an ever-so-nice fashion. Plus your wife doesn’t roll her eyes and act all put out when you quit in front of her, like she does with the “needmoneydownwardscrotumpullmove”.....
'flush'
Vadge 202
fUCK cANCEr.
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200
I was cleaning out my 1st floor room in the Glass House of April this week, and I came across this ol dusty intro. Thought I'd clean it up some and take it with me to my new room on the second floor (sharing bunk beds with Rated is gonna be so awesome).
Anyway, I wanted to comment on how kickass the 2nd story feels. It is like, when you grasp the intratesticular region of your scrotum with your thumb and middle finger, and produce a “need money” motion whilst gently pulling downward in an ever-so-nice fashion. Plus your wife doesn’t roll her eyes and act all put out when you quit in front of her, like she does with the “needmoneydownwardscrotumpullmove”.....
'flush'
Vadge 202
fUCK cANCEr.
Congrats on 200 Vadge. You are a hell of a quitter.
I think I tore something trying the “needmoneydownwardscrotumpullmove”
though...
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200
I was cleaning out my 1st floor room in the Glass House of April this week, and I came across this ol dusty intro. Thought I'd clean it up some and take it with me to my new room on the second floor (sharing bunk beds with Rated is gonna be so awesome).Â
Anyway, I wanted to comment on how kickass the 2nd story feels. It is like, when you grasp the intratesticular region of your scrotum with your thumb and middle finger, and produce a “need money” motion whilst gently pulling downward in an ever-so-nice fashion. Plus your wife doesn’t roll her eyes and act all put out when you quit in front of her, like she does with the “needmoneydownwardscrotumpullmove”.....
'flush'
Vadge 202
fUCK cANCEr.
Congrats on 200 Vadge. You are a hell of a quitter.
I think I tore something trying the “needmoneydownwardscrotumpullmove”
though...
'clap'
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So here's the deal - I've got another stalker so to speak (had a FB stalker a few months ago for those of you that don't know).
Looking for suggestions.
Background:
June 2012.
Weird ass 40 ish dude brings me his 15 y/o Corgi for "trouble getting around". Do some lab work and X-rays - and the dog has arthritis. No surprises. I put him on some medicine and advise Weirdo to see his primary DVM in 10 days. Toodleloo.
July 2012 - weird fuck shows up to have same dog euthanized. OK. Whatever. I ask how he did on the medicine and what his DVM thought. (Knowing full well he never followed up like I advised). Shocker-he never went. So...alright, the dog is 15, and isn't exactly loving life anymore, so we euthanize him. Weird Fuck wants to take body home to bury (illegal in city limits), so we put the body in a bag, and then place it in a cardboard coffin thingy, give the guy his deceased dog, condolences...yadayadayada...and he leaves.
I vividly recall this because
1. It was early, I had just woken up, was getting ready to go home, and was on KTC (~7:45).
2. Before shift change, so it was just me and nurse.
3. And did I mention this dude is weird as fuck? Like Silence of the Lambs Buffalo Bill/Jame Gumb Tucked penis Would you fuck me? weird.
4. And he was distraught and crying....more so than usual. ie: opened coffin in lobby to pet dog-even though it was in a bag inside coffin.
But whatever Jame....toodleloo.2
August 2012:
Jame comes in and requests to speak with me. (Generally not going to be a positive experience when someone shows up w/o their pet to speak with the doctor). So I clear some rooms and go visit with him in an exam room. So....Billy proceeds to tell me how much he still misses his dog, and then asks me if they change color after they die. (WTH?)
Because, he had been talking to some people....
and....
they said that sometimes ...
vets will keep dogs ...
and not tell the owners...
and because he kept the dog in his garage for a few days...
and he opened up the bag before he buried his dog...
he noticed it was a different dog!
The dog in the bag looked younger and was more brown....
Ummm....okaaaay....(goosebumps on arms)
So I tell Jame:
1. I did not substitute a different dog for his dog.
2. I do not keep a fresh supply of dead dogs around the hospital.
3. Dogs' fur does not change color postmortem.
4. And, why would someone substitute a younger dog, and keep an older, decrepit dog alive? It is nonsensical.
Jame nodded that he understood.
I offered some consolatory hubbub, and turned to leave...
Except, Jame just stood there....staring at the wall. He starts nervously rubbing his forearm and says....
"Doc, I would do anything ...pay any amount of money...to get my dog back."
(Note to self at the time: I am an addict, I no longer self medicate with nicotine, I have some anger/rage issues, I called a gang banger wannabe a "punk ass" in the lobby about 6 weeks prior, and this dude is fucked up, don't get involved, get him out of here...)
So, I come around the exam table, look him in the eye, and tell him incredulously that now I am pissed and offended. After I explained that I did not and would never do what he implied, he still doesn't believe me?
“Jame”, I say, let's get this straight...your old dog, who you left in a bag in your garage in July looked different to you because
1. It was dead.
2. It had began to rot.
3. It was likely covered in dead juice, feces and urine.
4. And, it was DEAD.
"I do not have a secret lair in the basement where I keep old dogs alive with tubes of neon green juice running to them so I can perform evil experiments, Mr Gumb. Your dog is gone, and you are in denial, but I can do nothing more you. Your next step would be to exhume the body (Gumb blanched and stumbled), call CSI, and do DNA testing. I advised him to not return and walked out of the exam room (inwardly smiling because I definitely got through to him this time). Toodleloo.3
September 2012.
Yep Jame Buffalo shows back up. Now wants to speak with owner. No longer wants to speak with me. Still thinks we have his dog in some evil veterinary lair. Says that every night that he sleeps with his window open he can hear the dog whispering "you left me there". My boss assures him that his dog was not exchanged. And that he should consider getting some grief counseling. Also advises him that maybe his "not letting go" is preventing the dog from traveling on to heaven (sigh). Buffalo agrees and leaves. And Dr. Vadge is the joke of the week. Hahaha. But at least he is finally gone. Toodleloo.4
Octfuckingtober 24, 2012!
Buffalo Bill comes back. All long-faced and wanting to talk about his dog. Now, he would like to look around the facilities!
So what would you guys do?
I told him to leave. Informed him that we are going to report this to cops, and, that if he ever returns here, we will let the police handle him. Too harsh maybe? I have now gone from laughing at the poor motherfucker to worried he's going to show up with gun. I don't know whether to laugh or tremble. He never outwardly threatened me or the staff, he just creeps me the fuck out. For the record, this is not the first time I have dealt with crazies, and our front door has an electronic lock for a reason, but I have never dealt with this kind of denial/pathology. (Wish I was in Luckenbach....)
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Just give him his dog back, dude.
Holy crap, that's crazy. Restraining order time.
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I wonder what else that dude has in his garage.
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Holy fucking weird. You did the right thing. I'd call the cops and get the story on file and then call them as soon as his weird ass comes around again. Good luck!!
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Wow. Great story Dr. Vadge! Give him his darn dog back already! ha ha!
Maybe you should give him a personal tour next time he comes around!
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man insted a putin the dog in a doggy bag you shood a gave him the number a one a them taxa guys what stuff animals. but then you dint no he was sycko at the time.
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I think I'd be tempted to say "go ahead and look, you'll never find him here now, I hope for your sake you didn't eat chinese last month though" when he calls the cops I might again be tempted by the devil to say "officer ask anyone here, I'd never say such a thing, he's been by every month and is crazy as hell, how can we get him to quit harassing me???"
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You are living a Quentin Tarantino scene. Crazy shit that guy is taking.
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HFS! That's a story that needs to be put on paper...think this guy's been reading too much Steven King...
Just remind him next time that, "Sometimes, dead is better." A-yuh.
Seriously, with all my stuff imploding, this - oddly and sadly - made me feel better. Sorry it's at your expense, Vadge.
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Vadge fondles sleeping tigers.
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So...April's all moved in up here on the 3rd story. I'm proud as fuck for all of you. No post-HOF cavers (that we know of) since 'chief' and he thankfully made it back. Actually, no cavers since the Jake Martin Shitstorm 240 or so days ago.
That's pretty badfuckingass in my opinion.
I see that we got some new cozy furniture and the baby cribs put back together. Good on whoever was wise enough to leave the plastic in situ on the couches. Auburn's not here very long anymore, but I did use a black light in the den the other day and saw FUCK YOU CHIZIK fluoresce on the wall. Either it is Auby's pork sword oil or there's a stray tom cat around with incredible aim.
Anyway, before everybody gets all cozy and shit, I would like for us to remember that there are some major "first times w/o nicotine" coming our way. For Vadge they are:
1. Christmas Lights. I vividly remember my wife chastising me last year when she saw me on the roof with a huge horsehoe of nasty loaded in my lower lip.
What a Fool....
2. Thanksgiving with Inlaws. I remember sneaking out to the car for a post-dinner hit of carcinogen (and the drive over, and pre-dinner, and halftime, and between beers, and after 2nd dessert, and for drive home....sigh).
What a Fool....
What a Liar....
3. Christmas With My Folks at Our Farm. I remember Mom telling me and my brother how happy she was that we no longer dipped. My brother had quit quit cold turkey, by himself, and is still quit. I, on the other hand, had just quit by buying a box of "keepyouraddictionstronglozenges" instead of a can. I even poked fun at my brother for gaining weight post quit.
What a Fool....
What a Liar....
What a Douche....
4. Christmas Morning. I remember excited kids in pajamas, the study chalk-full of presents, a fresh cup of coffee, my sleepy wife in her pajamas proudly smiling at her brood, lighting a fire, grabbing the video camera out of the closet...and...some highly addictive poison in my pie hole. Oh, I layered it along my jaw so that kids couldn't tell, and just gutted it with my Christmas coffee.
What a Fool....
What a Liar....
What a Douch....
What an Addict....
Yeah, even at 310 days, I'm getting my plan(s) ready.
Checking them twice and all that.
Gonna go NOLAQ and keep "my shit up and running 24/7".
For I will NOT forget. NOT Today.
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That is good shit my friend.
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That is good shit my friend.
What a sexter.......
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That is good shit my friend.
What a sexter.......
Wait....what? :blink:
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“Divine Quit Protection?”
One year ago last weekend, cbird65 (aka bird aka peeturd aka the Watcher aka Vigor) unknowingly helped me off the Edge and jumpstarted my quit. It happened in Dallas at a soccer tournament.
This weekend, I so happened to again be in Dallas, at a soccer tournament, and Vigor unknowingly kept me safe again....
Last Friday night, I took a rain check on the usual Excessive Parental Drinking the Friday Night Before a Soccer Tournament get together.
I had other plans.
I had a date.
At BoneDaddyÂ’s.
With Vigor, Rocket, and Bruce (and Angel and Lust, but that is for another time)
Long story short...I was able to officially meet Bruce and Rocket in person. There is something so overwhelmingly profound that happens when you meet your fellow quitters face to face. I mean, on a lot of levels, they know as much or MORE about me than some of my closest “real” friends or family. They know my secrets, my struggles, my wins, my losses. They know me, and I know them, because, we are all the same. We are all addicts. We all drink the “Kool Aid” every day.
So after a few too many beers, one too many shots of Don Julio, some raucous humor, and flirting with the scantly clad wait staff, I left BoneDaddyÂ’s with a smile on my face, partial wood, and a revived quit. Slept awesome that night in the Hyatt. Had dreams of Angel and Lust....
The next day at breakfast, I was asked where I was last night. I told them I met up with some friends (still seems a little awkward to say I met up with some friends who are addicts and who I make a promise to every day on the interweb...). I got the expected jeers and post game report.
“Man, we got hammered last night. Crown Black. We missed you. We even had a cigar for you....”
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“A cigar?” I question.
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“Well I’m glad I missed that then”, I respond.
“What do you mean?" asks friend. "Oh yeah, youre still all no nicotine arent you”.
“Yep", I nod and smile, "379 days today.”
Was this some divine direction from some higher power? Was it the essence of L00t? Or maybe the prayers of Chewie and Mule? Yes and no. It was the cumulative power of thousands of nicotine addicts that saved me. Im not saying I would have caved last Friday night. But, I am saying that it would have been a much less enjoyable evening. Probably requiring me to leave the party. Probably requiring me to contact a few of you “just to chat” (man slang for “help me”). I know at least, my connection and daily promise with you all, kept me from a dangerous situation. Kind of like deciding to take one route, and finding out later there was a major accident on the other one. You might not have crashed, but ...
Guys, this stuff works. Many of you are struggling today. New and old. Sometimes Life keeps pushing and pushing and pushing. We all sometimes “long” for the “normal of yesterday”. We mistakenly start to think nicotine was/is the magical leygate to that time. But.... It wasn’t normal back then. We werent normal. We chose to medicate and ignore Life, vs learning how to be Brave. And Authentic. And Vulnerable. Life sucks sometimes. And we Hurt. And that is OK. But....in all of us lives the Power to Choose. Choose to Push Back. Choose to Reach Out before you reach into a can of cancer. Reach Out so that you don’t have to do this alone.
Yep. I'll take this flavor of Kool Aid every day.
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“Divine Quit Protection?”
One year ago last weekend, cbird65 (aka bird aka peeturd aka the Watcher aka Vigor) unknowingly helped me off the Edge and jumpstarted my quit. It happened in Dallas at a soccer tournament.
This weekend, I so happened to again be in Dallas, at a soccer tournament, and Vigor unknowingly kept me safe again....
Last Friday night, I took a rain check on the usual Excessive Parental Drinking the Friday Night Before a Soccer Tournament get together.
I had other plans.
I had a date.
At BoneDaddyÂ’s.
With Vigor, Rocket, and Bruce (and Angel and Lust, but that is for another time)
Long story short...I was able to officially meet Bruce and Rocket in person. There is something so overwhelmingly profound that happens when you meet your fellow quitters face to face. I mean, on a lot of levels, they know as much or MORE about me than some of my closest “real” friends or family. They know my secrets, my struggles, my wins, my losses. They know me, and I know them, because, we are all the same. We are all addicts. We all drink the “Kool Aid” every day.
So after a few too many beers, one too many shots of Don Julio, some raucous humor, and flirting with the scantly clad wait staff, I left BoneDaddyÂ’s with a smile on my face, partial wood, and a revived quit. Slept awesome that night in the Hyatt. Had dreams of Angel and Lust....
The next day at breakfast, I was asked where I was last night. I told them I met up with some friends (still seems a little awkward to say I met up with some friends who are addicts and who I make a promise to every day on the interweb...). I got the expected jeers and post game report.
“Man, we got hammered last night. Crown Black. We missed you. We even had a cigar for you....”
....
....
“A cigar?” I question.
....
....
“Well I’m glad I missed that then”, I respond.
“What do you mean?" asks friend. "Oh yeah, youre still all no nicotine arent you”.
“Yep", I nod and smile, "379 days today.”
Was this some divine direction from some higher power? Was it the essence of L00t? Or maybe the prayers of Chewie and Mule? Yes and no. It was the cumulative power of thousands of nicotine addicts that saved me. Im not saying I would have caved last Friday night. But, I am saying that it would have been a much less enjoyable evening. Probably requiring me to leave the party. Probably requiring me to contact a few of you “just to chat” (man slang for “help me”). I know at least, my connection and daily promise with you all, kept me from a dangerous situation. Kind of like deciding to take one route, and finding out later there was a major accident on the other one. You might not have crashed, but ...
Guys, this stuff works. Many of you are struggling today. New and old. Sometimes Life keeps pushing and pushing and pushing. We all sometimes “long” for the “normal of yesterday”. We mistakenly start to think nicotine was/is the magical leygate to that time. But.... It wasn’t normal back then. We werent normal. We chose to medicate and ignore Life, vs learning how to be Brave. And Authentic. And Vulnerable. Life sucks sometimes. And we Hurt. And that is OK. But....in all of us lives the Power to Choose. Choose to Push Back. Choose to Reach Out before you reach into a can of cancer. Reach Out so that you don’t have to do this alone.
Yep. I'll take this flavor of Kool Aid every day.
'Cheers' Great Stuff. Thank you for sharing...my woodie just got more woodier today!
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Goo stuff.
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bring a damned tear to LOOTs eye
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I'm very proud of you.
Give me back my dog.
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After reading that, I feel the need for another Bricktown adventure.
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After reading that, I feel the need for another Bricktown adventure.
Agreed. Nothing like drinking and laughing for hours to liven up a work trip. Good stuff erd!
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?
I do not know.
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasnÂ’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF. It doesnÂ’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know. I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.
Ive contemplated fading away.
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.
Ive been accused of things that are not true.
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.
Vadge 430.
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF. It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know. I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF.  It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know.  I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
Oh Bruce, Kermit would be very upset.
Good words from the good doc, thanks as the more I keep reading from all of you the more I keep my head down, my armor up and moving forward never looking back again for any reason.
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF.  It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know.  I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
Oh Bruce, Kermit would be very upset.
Good words from the good doc, thanks as the more I keep reading from all of you the more I keep my head down, my armor up and moving forward never looking back again for any reason.
I got turned on a little when I read "Self exploring Vadge".
So proud of you man.
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF.  It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know.  I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
Oh Bruce, Kermit would be very upset.
Good words from the good doc, thanks as the more I keep reading from all of you the more I keep my head down, my armor up and moving forward never looking back again for any reason.
I got turned on a little when I read "Self exploring Vadge".
So proud of you man.
I'm glad you're here, Vadge. I've had similar feelings myself and know we aren't the only ones. It's extra frustrating to me when these feelings are brought about by the very people who are supposed to be helping us through our daily battle to remain quit!
It's very upsetting when people use their power (so to speak) in a negative way. Even though it is our choice on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision. "With great power comes great responsibility" :) I don't EVER want something I've said to play any part in a fellow quitter going back to the can (or pack). We are ALL addicts.
I'm so glad you were able to get past the childishness of the unnecessary drama... Heart you my friend!
:wub:
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF.  It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know.  I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
Oh Bruce, Kermit would be very upset.
Good words from the good doc, thanks as the more I keep reading from all of you the more I keep my head down, my armor up and moving forward never looking back again for any reason.
I got turned on a little when I read "Self exploring Vadge".
So proud of you man.
I'm glad you're here, Vadge. I've had similar feelings myself and know we aren't the only ones. It's extra frustrating to me when these feelings are brought about by the very people who are supposed to be helping us through our daily battle to remain quit!
It's very upsetting when people use their power (so to speak) in a negative way. Even though it is our choice on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision. "With great power comes great responsibility" :) I don't EVER want something I've said to play any part in a fellow quitter going back to the can (or pack). We are ALL addicts.
I'm so glad you were able to get past the childishness of the unnecessary drama... Heart you my friend!
:wub:
"sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision"
I strongly disagree with this statement. I hold myself accountable for making the right decisions in my life....especially when it comes to the quit. In my 434 days on KTC I've been involved in lots of petty drama and I've spewed my share of bullshit (in addition to taking other people's bullshit along the way). Never, not once did I try to use the name calling and petty drama as an excuse. And anyone who wants to tell me that something I said drove them back to the can, well......its just another weak excuse. People leave KTC because they want to and they cave because they want to.....some of these folks simply prefer to use the actions of others as an excuse for their own failings.
No Excuses Like Fuck.
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF.  It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know.  I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
Oh Bruce, Kermit would be very upset.
Good words from the good doc, thanks as the more I keep reading from all of you the more I keep my head down, my armor up and moving forward never looking back again for any reason.
I got turned on a little when I read "Self exploring Vadge".
So proud of you man.
I'm glad you're here, Vadge. I've had similar feelings myself and know we aren't the only ones. It's extra frustrating to me when these feelings are brought about by the very people who are supposed to be helping us through our daily battle to remain quit!
It's very upsetting when people use their power (so to speak) in a negative way. Even though it is our choice on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision. "With great power comes great responsibility" :) I don't EVER want something I've said to play any part in a fellow quitter going back to the can (or pack). We are ALL addicts.
I'm so glad you were able to get past the childishness of the unnecessary drama... Heart you my friend!
:wub:
"sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision"
I strongly disagree with this statement. I hold myself accountable for making the right decisions in my life....especially when it comes to the quit. In my 434 days on KTC I've been involved in lots of petty drama and I've spewed my share of bullshit (in addition to taking other people's bullshit along the way). Never, not once did I try to use the name calling and petty drama as an excuse. And anyone who wants to tell me that something I said drove them back to the can, well......its just another weak excuse. People leave KTC because they want to and they cave because they want to.....some of these folks simply prefer to use the actions of others as an excuse for their own failings.
No Excuses Like Fuck.
I agree with Coach Steve like Fuck!
No matter how many days it is still a battle we need to win on a daily basis!
-
Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF.  It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know.  I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
Oh Bruce, Kermit would be very upset.
Good words from the good doc, thanks as the more I keep reading from all of you the more I keep my head down, my armor up and moving forward never looking back again for any reason.
I got turned on a little when I read "Self exploring Vadge".
So proud of you man.
I'm glad you're here, Vadge. I've had similar feelings myself and know we aren't the only ones. It's extra frustrating to me when these feelings are brought about by the very people who are supposed to be helping us through our daily battle to remain quit!
It's very upsetting when people use their power (so to speak) in a negative way. Even though it is our choice on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision. "With great power comes great responsibility" :) I don't EVER want something I've said to play any part in a fellow quitter going back to the can (or pack). We are ALL addicts.
I'm so glad you were able to get past the childishness of the unnecessary drama... Heart you my friend!
:wub:
"sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision"
I strongly disagree with this statement. I hold myself accountable for making the right decisions in my life....especially when it comes to the quit. In my 434 days on KTC I've been involved in lots of petty drama and I've spewed my share of bullshit (in addition to taking other people's bullshit along the way). Never, not once did I try to use the name calling and petty drama as an excuse. And anyone who wants to tell me that something I said drove them back to the can, well......its just another weak excuse. People leave KTC because they want to and they cave because they want to.....some of these folks simply prefer to use the actions of others as an excuse for their own failings.
No Excuses Like Fuck.
I agree with Coach Steve like Fuck!
No matter how many days it is still a battle we need to win on a daily basis!
Surprise, surprise...A small portion of what's written taken away from the rest of the statement has been misinterpreted. :o Haha!! I actually pretty much said the same thing you did Coach...
The full sentence actually read, "Even though it is OUR CHOICE on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision."
For every action, there is a reaction.
Action- Coach Steve voices his strong opinion of disagreement to me on a message forum for all to see.
Reaction (choice A)- I cry like a bitch and run to a pack of smokes claiming he hurt my feelings and nicotine will make it all better.
Reaction (choice B )- I move on with my opinion and my quit and come back tomorrow and post day 257.
I chose B and so did Vadge :) That was my point. You boys can have your club house back now.
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Self Exploring Vadge
What in our fucked up psyches makes us want to use again? Is in our DNA? Has it been there all along? Was it there when we started watching Rainbow Connection? When we first hit the back of a baseball off a tee? Is it a longing for control? For rebellion? For the past? Because of Fear?Â
I do not know.Â
ItÂ’s probably all of these and more.
I do know that I havent thought about using nicotine since yesterday. Now wait....before any of you lovely gheys begin calling me out ... I wasn’t in some cataleptic state at Kum N Go mumbling Copenhagen or anything... It was just the usual fleeting feeling that Im sure most of us still experience post HOF.  It doesn’t scare me. Its just strange. Its Life. Its Reality.
I texted with a recent caver the other day. He says he just wanted what he was missing. Im not sure he realizes exactly what he was missing. But.....deep down, I think he does know.  I think we all do. He had grown weary of wearing the yoke of abstinence. (~Russell Brand ref). He had grown tired of the battle that we all face every damned day (Vigor ref). He started to feel alone (Coach Steve ref). Even though there are literally thousands of similar addicts all around us. Even though he knew the Addiction Law, the health risks, the absolute betrayal he was initiating. Even though anyone here would drop everything to talk to him, he chose the easy way. He started seeing ghosts and lies of the past. He chose to unhitch the yoke and step back into the House of False. Where we all used to live. With our fatties, and our spit bottles, and our shame. Where we could ignore Reality. Where we werent encumbered by the thoughts of forever. Where we could sit on beanbag chairs and just watch Life through dirty windows. Where the cost was absolute fealty and daily suicide.Â
ItÂ’s been a strange week for me.Â
Ive contemplated fading away.Â
Ive grown weary of the petty drama.Â
Ive been accused of things that are not true.Â
Ive had “time to move on” thoughts.
But, true to that old story, we will always be addicts. Me included. Trying to forget that is dangerous. Trying to ignore the thought process of an addicted mind will only lead to failure.Â
So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.Â
Vadge 430.
I couldn't get past rainbow connection, sounds like a ghey match maker....off to google I go!
Oh Bruce, Kermit would be very upset.
Good words from the good doc, thanks as the more I keep reading from all of you the more I keep my head down, my armor up and moving forward never looking back again for any reason.
I got turned on a little when I read "Self exploring Vadge".
So proud of you man.
I'm glad you're here, Vadge. I've had similar feelings myself and know we aren't the only ones. It's extra frustrating to me when these feelings are brought about by the very people who are supposed to be helping us through our daily battle to remain quit!
It's very upsetting when people use their power (so to speak) in a negative way. Even though it is our choice on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision. "With great power comes great responsibility" :) I don't EVER want something I've said to play any part in a fellow quitter going back to the can (or pack). We are ALL addicts.
I'm so glad you were able to get past the childishness of the unnecessary drama... Heart you my friend!
:wub:
"sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision"
I strongly disagree with this statement. I hold myself accountable for making the right decisions in my life....especially when it comes to the quit. In my 434 days on KTC I've been involved in lots of petty drama and I've spewed my share of bullshit (in addition to taking other people's bullshit along the way). Never, not once did I try to use the name calling and petty drama as an excuse. And anyone who wants to tell me that something I said drove them back to the can, well......its just another weak excuse. People leave KTC because they want to and they cave because they want to.....some of these folks simply prefer to use the actions of others as an excuse for their own failings.
No Excuses Like Fuck.
I agree with Coach Steve like Fuck!
No matter how many days it is still a battle we need to win on a daily basis!
Surprise, surprise...A small portion of what's written taken away from the rest of the statement has been misinterpreted. :o Haha!! I actually pretty much said the same thing you did Coach...
The full sentence actually read, "Even though it is OUR CHOICE on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision."
For every action, there is a reaction.
Action- Coach Steve voices his strong opinion of disagreement to me on a message forum for all to see.
Reaction (choice A)- I cry like a bitch and run to a pack of smokes claiming he hurt my feelings and nicotine will make it all better.
Reaction (choice B )- I move on with my opinion and my quit and come back tomorrow and post day 257.
I chose B and so did Vadge :) That was my point. You boys can have your club house back now.
No girls allowed. They are icky....
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Sometimes it helps if I express myself in narrative form:
(Vadge, Bruce and SirDerek are hanging out in Vadge's Intro Thread discussing the topic of addiction)
Vadge: So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.
Bruce: So.....are you all done with your self exploration?
Vadge: Pretty much....you wanna help me double check?
Bruce: Maybe......
SirDerek: Wow.....words cannot express what just happened
Vadge: Don't you mean that you can't express the words that describe what just happened?
Bruce: Ok you've lost me....
SirDerek: I....just meant....um....
Vadge: I know what you meant.....you wanted to say Bruce and I were being gh.......
(Just then, Wastepanel busts in through the front door)
Wastepanel: {looking at Vadge} Are you done yet.....did I miss it?
SirDerek: Miss what?
Wastepanel: The self exploration of Vadge......at least that's what it says on the big neon sign out front...
SirDerek: Oh.....that's what you were doing?
Bruce: You've been here the whole time and you're just figuring this out now?
SirDerek: Whatever.....{muttering under his breath} Tony Romo sucks...
Bruce: {standing up}What the hell did you just say?
SirDerek: You heard me.....
Wastepanel: {raising his hands} Boys...boys, please! Now Vadge, will you please continue the exploration?
Vadge: Just wrapped it up Waste
Wastepanel: {slumping shoulders} Really....?
Vadge: Yep
Wastepanel: Dammit I always miss the good stuff!
(Just then, Gmann busts in through the front door)
Gmann: {out of breath} Is it.....(heavy breathing)....is he...(heavy breathing)....
Wastepanel: {putting his hand on Gmann's shoulder} He's already done....I'm so sorry.....
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: Wait....what did I do?
Gmann: Whoa.....where'd you come from?
Coach Steve: What do you mean?
Gmann: What do YOU mean what do I mean? You weren't here 30 seconds ago and then you popped up when I said FUCS!
Coach Steve: Oh...that....yeah well, that's kinda my bat signal
SirDerek: Your what?
Coach Steve: My bat signal....every time someone says FUCS I just.....appear
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: Yeah....see I'm already here now so you don't have to say it anymore...
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: Ok....I see what you're doing.....
Vadge: What are you two ph........
(Just then, 2mch2lv4 walks into the front door)
2mch: Howdy boys.......
Bruce: Hey 2mch!
SirDerek: 2mch!
2mch: Hey guys.....Vadge its really great to see you back here!
Vadge: Thanks 2mch, always great to see you!
2mch: I'm glad you're here, Vadge. I've had similar feelings myself and know we aren't the only ones. It's extra frustrating to me when these feelings are brought about by the very people who are supposed to be helping us through our daily battle to remain quit! It's very upsetting when people use their power (so to speak) in a negative way. Even though it is our choice on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision. "With great power comes great responsibility" :) I don't EVER want something I've said to play any part in a fellow quitter going back to the can (or pack). We are ALL addicts. I'm so glad you were able to get past the childishness of the unnecessary drama... Heart you my friend!
Vadge: Heart you back girl!
Coach Steve: I strongly disagree! Why would the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision?
2mch: You took my words out of context jerk face! We're saying the same flippin thing!
Coach Steve: {raising his hands} Ok...ok.....let me start over....
2mch: You're still a jerk face!
Coach Steve: Not gonna disagree with that....
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: {looking at Gmann} Really......?
2mch: Well....I'm waiting......
Coach Steve: Ok, first of all, this place is all about the quit. That said, I agree with some of what you said and I know there are others who feel the same way you do. I'm not here to defend anyone's actions or beat my chest at your expense. I simply read your post and interpreted that particular statement differently
Grizzly25: {from the other side of the wall} Fuck yeah Coach!
SirDerek: Was that Grizzly25? Where the hell did that come from?
Vadge: Oh...hehe.....Grizzly has the Intro thread next to make....it's a duplex thread and there is no party wall.....
Grizzly25: My bad!
Vadge: It's all good Grizzly!
2mch: But Coach you put it out there for everyone to see!
Coach Steve: I understand that.....but to infer that I'm being a bully isn't a fair characterization...
2mch: {crossing her arms} Go ahead....Mr. Super Duper Quit Coach Steve.....tell me what is fair!?
Bruce: You'll always be my super duper quit coach!
Coach Steve: Thanks Bruce. Look, 2mch....this is ridiculous....if we really are saying the same thing then what are we really talking about here?
2mch: {furrowing her brow} We're talking about YOU being a dick!!
Vadge: Whoa there....everybody just calm down.....
Coach Steve: A dick? All I said is that there are no excuses to cave....
2mch: That's what I said!
Coach Steve: Then I misinterpreted what you said....my bad, please forgive me
Gmann: FUCS
Wastepanel: I must admit....I'm slightly aroused by all of this
SirDerek: {awkwardly scootching away from WP on the couch} Ok.......
Vadge: Well after all of that useless banter we've all arrived back at the same conclusion
Gmann: Coach Steve is an asshole?
Coach Steve: FUGM
Gmann: Words hurt sir....words hurt
(Just then, Pavetheway walks in through the front door)
Gmann: Oh look.....it PTGW
SirDerek: PTGW?
Vadge: It stands for Pavethegh......
Pavetheway: What the.....? I thought this was a boys only clubhouse?
2mch: {rolling her eyes} Oh...my....gawd.......
(2mch gives everyone the 'Finger' and storms out of Vadge's intro thread)
SirDerek: Well that went well I think.....
Pavetheway: {sitting down on the couch} Dude....Vadge, its all icky in here now!
Vadge: Oh yeah.....I spilled some of my special cream...
(The quitters scramble to get out of Vadge's intro thread....all except for Bruce)
Bruce: So...tell me more about this special cream.....
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Whao (Laotian for “wow”)....I take a little “refresher” nap and wake up to find all of you playing in my room. Well, whatever it takes to keep our addict noggins from thinking about nicotine. All are welcome, there is no lock on the door, but there are some rules:
1. Please refrain from using the word “dick” or “cock”. For some reason, those words are magically muted in here. If you desire to use any phallic-like words please visit Morgan’s room, I hear he and Smokey “like cock” or something similar....
2. Feel free to take a few Hurt Vagina Cream samples. Pass a few out in your own houses.....Its my new Fresh Spring blend.
3. Please donÂ’t disturb Rated in the corner. He doesnt like to wake up before 2 pm.
4. Do NOT ring the the bell on the nightstand. I borrowed it from HipsterÂ’s rickshaw, and hes been very suspicious lately.
5. PLEASE be careful with my stuff - including
1 autographed action pic of Vigor in the Dallas Marathon
My HeMan and TrapJaw action figures. I still want to know who wrote “I 3 Waste” on HeMan’s chest. Please leave them alone. I like to pretend they are married.
1 authentic Bear Pincher. circa 2012.
My Coach Steve autographed DVDs “TittyGate” and “Riding the Pine” (they are going to be worth something someday for sure).
A toy white Dodge Ram Pick up and yellow Sexcavator with working scoop.
1 Bill Bilichek photo that says “I love you too Ethan....”
My clay sculpture of “The Thinking Bruce”.
6. Be gentle with my Common Ailments and Treatment of the Vagina reference book. It is very worn and is starting to come apart.
7. The gin is Evil and the “Rainbows and Vaginas” mix tape is one of Dipless’s faves.
8. As for the containers labeled SAC’S ENERGY DRINK......have all that you want. I have not tried them. He says they are the “Tsmith’s Sis Brew”.....and he can mass produce if needed....
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Whao (Laotian for “wow”)....I take a little “refresher” nap and wake up to find all of you playing in my room. Well, whatever it takes to keep our addict noggins from thinking about nicotine. All are welcome, there is no lock on the door, but there are some rules:
1. Please refrain from using the word “dick” or “cock”. For some reason, those words are magically muted in here. If you desire to use any phallic-like words please visit Morgan’s room, I hear he and Smokey “like cock” or something similar....
2. Feel free to take a few Hurt Vagina Cream samples. Pass a few out in your own houses.....Its my new Fresh Spring blend.
3. Please donÂ’t disturb Rated in the corner. He doesnt like to wake up before 2 pm.
4. Do NOT ring the the bell on the nightstand. I borrowed it from HipsterÂ’s rickshaw, and hes been very suspicious lately.
5. PLEASE be careful with my stuff - including
1 autographed action pic of Vigor in the Dallas Marathon
My HeMan and TrapJaw action figures. I still want to know who wrote “I 3 Waste” on HeMan’s chest. Please leave them alone. I like to pretend they are married.
1 authentic Bear Pincher. circa 2012.
My Coach Steve autographed DVDs “TittyGate” and “Riding the Pine” (they are going to be worth something someday for sure).
A toy white Dodge Ram Pick up and yellow Sexcavator with working scoop.
1 Bill Bilichek photo that says “I love you too Ethan....”
My clay sculpture of “The Thinking Bruce”.
6. Be gentle with my Common Ailments and Treatment of the Vagina reference book. It is very worn and is starting to come apart.
7. The gin is Evil and the “Rainbows and Vaginas” mix tape is one of Dipless’s faves.
8. As for the containers labeled SAC’S ENERGY DRINK......have all that you want. I have not tried them. He says they are the “Tsmith’s Sis Brew”.....and he can mass produce if needed....
I swear it wasn't me Erd but I saw this guy Dick Smith come running through here, stole all the samples, picked up the bell and rang it in Rated's ear. He then set it down on your reference book and proceeded to put He-man on top of the DVD's.
He took a sip of the energy drink, spit it out and ran out of the room.
I was trying to yell at him to get him to stop but well I missed.
'Crazy' 'Crazy' 'Crazy' 'Crazy'
glad at least I am quit with you and proud to be..
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Whao (Laotian for “wow”)....I take a little “refresher” nap and wake up to find all of you playing in my room. Well, whatever it takes to keep our addict noggins from thinking about nicotine. All are welcome, there is no lock on the door, but there are some rules:
1. Please refrain from using the word “dick” or “cock”. For some reason, those words are magically muted in here. If you desire to use any phallic-like words please visit Morgan’s room, I hear he and Smokey “like cock” or something similar....
2. Feel free to take a few Hurt Vagina Cream samples. Pass a few out in your own houses.....Its my new Fresh Spring blend.
3. Please don’t disturb Rated in the corner. He doesnt like to wake up before 2 pm.
4. Do NOT ring the the bell on the nightstand. I borrowed it from Hipster’s rickshaw, and hes been very suspicious lately.
5. PLEASE be careful with my stuff - including
1 autographed action pic of Vigor in the Dallas Marathon
My HeMan and TrapJaw action figures. I still want to know who wrote “I 3 Waste” on HeMan’s chest. Please leave them alone. I like to pretend they are married.
1 authentic Bear Pincher. circa 2012.
My Coach Steve autographed DVDs “TittyGate” and “Riding the Pine” (they are going to be worth something someday for sure).
A toy white Dodge Ram Pick up and yellow Sexcavator with working scoop.
1 Bill Bilichek photo that says “I love you too Ethan....”
My clay sculpture of “The Thinking Bruce”.
6. Be gentle with my Common Ailments and Treatment of the Vagina reference book. It is very worn and is starting to come apart.
7. The gin is Evil and the “Rainbows and Vaginas” mix tape is one of Dipless’s faves.
8. As for the containers labeled SAC’S ENERGY DRINK......have all that you want. I have not tried them. He says they are the “Tsmith’s Sis Brew”.....and he can mass produce if needed....
I swear it wasn't me Erd but I saw this guy Dick Smith come running through here, stole all the samples, picked up the bell and rang it in Rated's ear. He then set it down on your reference book and proceeded to put He-man on top of the DVD's.
He took a sip of the energy drink, spit it out and ran out of the room.
I was trying to yell at him to get him to stop but well I missed.
'Crazy' 'Crazy' 'Crazy' 'Crazy'
glad at least I am quit with you and proud to be..
The watcher will review the surveillance tapes and the party or parties will be brought before the halls of justice. If those tapes don't show anything, I'm sure Mr Peepers can manufactor some film. Either way we'll have WP or 30 administer 'rem'
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I need to get the Cliff Notes version of this soap opera! Always makes me smile but not really sure I know why when it comes to these little rants and banter between you all. Whatever just happened.....I quit with all of you!
J
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I need to get the Cliff Notes version of this soap opera! Always makes me smile but not really sure I know why when it comes to these little rants and banter between you all. Whatever just happened.....I quit with all of you!Â
J
Pretty much a measuring contest and an advertisement for hurt vagina cream.
:D
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Pretty much a measuring contest and an advertisement for hurt vagina cream.
:D
What exactly am I measuring here Razd? And my vagina is doing well today, not hurt at all... But thanks for the concern. You're a pal!!
Sarcasm
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Sometimes it helps if I express myself in narrative form:
(Vadge, Bruce and SirDerek are hanging out in Vadge's Intro Thread discussing the topic of addiction)
Vadge: So... I choose to remember. Every Day. With my promise. With all of you.
Bruce: So.....are you all done with your self exploration?
Vadge: Pretty much....you wanna help me double check?
Bruce: Maybe......
SirDerek: Wow.....words cannot express what just happened
Vadge: Don't you mean that you can't express the words that describe what just happened?
Bruce: Ok you've lost me....
SirDerek: I....just meant....um....
Vadge: I know what you meant.....you wanted to say Bruce and I were being gh.......
(Just then, Wastepanel busts in through the front door)
Wastepanel: {looking at Vadge} Are you done yet.....did I miss it?
SirDerek: Miss what?
Wastepanel: The self exploration of Vadge......at least that's what it says on the big neon sign out front...
SirDerek: Oh.....that's what you were doing?
Bruce: You've been here the whole time and you're just figuring this out now?
SirDerek: Whatever.....{muttering under his breath} Tony Romo sucks...
Bruce: {standing up}What the hell did you just say?
SirDerek: You heard me.....
Wastepanel: {raising his hands} Boys...boys, please! Now Vadge, will you please continue the exploration?
Vadge: Just wrapped it up Waste
Wastepanel: {slumping shoulders} Really....?
Vadge: Yep
Wastepanel: Dammit I always miss the good stuff!
(Just then, Gmann busts in through the front door)
Gmann: {out of breath} Is it.....(heavy breathing)....is he...(heavy breathing)....
Wastepanel: {putting his hand on Gmann's shoulder} He's already done....I'm so sorry.....
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: Wait....what did I do?
Gmann: Whoa.....where'd you come from?
Coach Steve: What do you mean?
Gmann: What do YOU mean what do I mean? You weren't here 30 seconds ago and then you popped up when I said FUCS!
Coach Steve: Oh...that....yeah well, that's kinda my bat signal
SirDerek: Your what?
Coach Steve: My bat signal....every time someone says FUCS I just.....appear
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: Yeah....see I'm already here now so you don't have to say it anymore...
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: Ok....I see what you're doing.....
Vadge: What are you two ph........
(Just then, 2mch2lv4 walks into the front door)
2mch: Howdy boys.......
Bruce: Hey 2mch!
SirDerek: 2mch!
2mch: Hey guys.....Vadge its really great to see you back here!
Vadge: Thanks 2mch, always great to see you!
2mch: I'm glad you're here, Vadge. I've had similar feelings myself and know we aren't the only ones. It's extra frustrating to me when these feelings are brought about by the very people who are supposed to be helping us through our daily battle to remain quit! It's very upsetting when people use their power (so to speak) in a negative way. Even though it is our choice on a daily basis to keep our promise to stay nicotine free, sometimes the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision. "With great power comes great responsibility" :) I don't EVER want something I've said to play any part in a fellow quitter going back to the can (or pack). We are ALL addicts. I'm so glad you were able to get past the childishness of the unnecessary drama... Heart you my friend!
Vadge: Heart you back girl!
Coach Steve: I strongly disagree! Why would the actions of others cause us to make the wrong decision?
2mch: You took my words out of context jerk face! We're saying the same flippin thing!
Coach Steve: {raising his hands} Ok...ok.....let me start over....
2mch: You're still a jerk face!
Coach Steve: Not gonna disagree with that....
Gmann: FUCS
Coach Steve: {looking at Gmann} Really......?
2mch: Well....I'm waiting......
Coach Steve: Ok, first of all, this place is all about the quit. That said, I agree with some of what you said and I know there are others who feel the same way you do. I'm not here to defend anyone's actions or beat my chest at your expense. I simply read your post and interpreted that particular statement differently
Grizzly25: {from the other side of the wall} Fuck yeah Coach!
SirDerek: Was that Grizzly25? Where the hell did that come from?
Vadge: Oh...hehe.....Grizzly has the Intro thread next to make....it's a duplex thread and there is no party wall.....
Grizzly25: My bad!
Vadge: It's all good Grizzly!
2mch: But Coach you put it out there for everyone to see!
Coach Steve: I understand that.....but to infer that I'm being a bully isn't a fair characterization...
2mch: {crossing her arms} Go ahead....Mr. Super Duper Quit Coach Steve.....tell me what is fair!?
Bruce: You'll always be my super duper quit coach!
Coach Steve: Thanks Bruce. Look, 2mch....this is ridiculous....if we really are saying the same thing then what are we really talking about here?
2mch: {furrowing her brow} We're talking about YOU being a dick!!
Vadge: Whoa there....everybody just calm down.....
Coach Steve: A dick? All I said is that there are no excuses to cave....
2mch: That's what I said!
Coach Steve: Then I misinterpreted what you said....my bad, please forgive me
Gmann: FUCS
Wastepanel: I must admit....I'm slightly aroused by all of this
SirDerek: {awkwardly scootching away from WP on the couch} Ok.......
Vadge: Well after all of that useless banter we've all arrived back at the same conclusion
Gmann: Coach Steve is an asshole?
Coach Steve: FUGM
Gmann: Words hurt sir....words hurt
(Just then, Pavetheway walks in through the front door)
Gmann: Oh look.....it PTGW
SirDerek: PTGW?
Vadge: It stands for Pavethegh......
Pavetheway: What the.....? I thought this was a boys only clubhouse?
2mch: {rolling her eyes} Oh...my....gawd.......
(2mch gives everyone the 'Finger' and storms out of Vadge's intro thread)
SirDerek: Well that went well I think.....
Pavetheway: {sitting down on the couch} Dude....Vadge, its all icky in here now!
Vadge: Oh yeah.....I spilled some of my special cream...
(The quitters scramble to get out of Vadge's intro thread....all except for Bruce)
Bruce: So...tell me more about this special cream.....
'worship'
I don't know if I should feel honored or offended to be a part of your narrative? :huh:
For the record... I at no time had my panties in a bunch. I was simply trying to clear up the misunderstanding. The example of action and reaction were fiction and used for the purpose of helping you understand what I meant in my post to Vadge... So that you could see that we were actually on the same page. Loved the narrative though, except you made me look like a spoiled little brat calling names and stomping out of the room like that. Next time can I play a better role? Like a superhero or something?
Jerk-face??
:wub:
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Whao (Laotian for “wow”)....I take a little “refresher” nap and wake up to find all of you playing in my room. Well, whatever it takes to keep our addict noggins from thinking about nicotine. All are welcome, there is no lock on the door, but there are some rules:
1. Please refrain from using the word “dick” or “cock”. For some reason, those words are magically muted in here. If you desire to use any phallic-like words please visit Morgan’s room, I hear he and Smokey “like cock” or something similar....
2. Feel free to take a few Hurt Vagina Cream samples. Pass a few out in your own houses.....Its my new Fresh Spring blend.
3. Please don’t disturb Rated in the corner. He doesnt like to wake up before 2 pm.
4. Do NOT ring the the bell on the nightstand. I borrowed it from Hipster’s rickshaw, and hes been very suspicious lately.
5. PLEASE be careful with my stuff - including
1 autographed action pic of Vigor in the Dallas Marathon
My HeMan and TrapJaw action figures. I still want to know who wrote “I 3 Waste” on HeMan’s chest. Please leave them alone. I like to pretend they are married.
1 authentic Bear Pincher. circa 2012.
My Coach Steve autographed DVDs “TittyGate” and “Riding the Pine” (they are going to be worth something someday for sure).
A toy white Dodge Ram Pick up and yellow Sexcavator with working scoop.
1 Bill Bilichek photo that says “I love you too Ethan....”
My clay sculpture of “The Thinking Bruce”.
6. Be gentle with my Common Ailments and Treatment of the Vagina reference book. It is very worn and is starting to come apart.
7. The gin is Evil and the “Rainbows and Vaginas” mix tape is one of Dipless’s faves.
8. As for the containers labeled SAC’S ENERGY DRINK......have all that you want. I have not tried them. He says they are the “Tsmith’s Sis Brew”.....and he can mass produce if needed....
I swear it wasn't me Erd but I saw this guy Dick Smith come running through here, stole all the samples, picked up the bell and rang it in Rated's ear. He then set it down on your reference book and proceeded to put He-man on top of the DVD's.
He took a sip of the energy drink, spit it out and ran out of the room.
I was trying to yell at him to get him to stop but well I missed.
'Crazy' 'Crazy' 'Crazy' 'Crazy'
glad at least I am quit with you and proud to be..
The watcher will review the surveillance tapes and the party or parties will be brought before the halls of justice. If those tapes don't show anything, I'm sure Mr Peepers can manufactor some film. Either way we'll have WP or 30 administer 'rem'
Peepers is observing all of this.
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Pretty much a measuring contest and an advertisement for hurt vagina cream.
:D
What exactly am I measuring here Razd? And my vagina is doing well today, not hurt at all... But thanks for the concern. You're a pal!!
Sarcasm
'crackup'
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Pretty much a measuring contest and an advertisement for hurt vagina cream.
:D
What exactly am I measuring here Razd? And my vagina is doing well today, not hurt at all... But thanks for the concern. You're a pal!!
Sarcasm
'crackup'
'Popcorn'
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Well done, men and lady. Well done.
Thanks for the heads up, cbird.
FUCS
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r: 'flush' shocker
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r: 'flush' shocker
Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.
ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....
guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.
ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....
guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.
bad dog.
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.
ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....
guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.
bad dog.
No reference to Bigfoot's dick though?
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.
ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....
guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.
bad dog.
No reference to Bigfoot's dick though?
You're killing me Smalls! 'fart'
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
Rolling on the floor, barely able to type this, fucking classic right there. That dog is gonna be gunning for you. Probably got the, "What the hell did I do look?" from every one of you.
ok here come the tears, not from the smell but the laughter....
guess you were lucky the dog was there, think you owe Bosco a large treat for that.
bad dog.
No reference to Bigfoot's dick though?
You're killing me Smalls! 'fart'
You have no idea the day I have had, I really needed that
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r: 'flush' shocker
hahahah, this was great :)
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
hahahah, this was great :)
I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.
As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
hahahah, this was great :)
I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.
As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.
I always enjoy a Vadge tale.
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
hahahah, this was great :)
I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.
As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.
I always enjoy a Vadge tale.
I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
hahahah, this was great :)
I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.
As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.
I always enjoy a Vadge tale.
I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.
'fart'
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
hahahah, this was great :)
I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.
As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.
I always enjoy a Vadge tale.
I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.
'fart'
Vadge needs his own fathead. (http://www.fathead.com/) He could be dressed in scrubs and a face mask, syringe in one hand and some sort of "probe" in the other. And the nurses dressed in hazmat suits behind him. Some for air pollution issues but mostly from grope protection.
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My rough night
So I've been on pain meds for my back - and got constipated like fuck. Like anal fissure like fuck. So anyways, 2 d ago after luckily not causing an aneurysm and dropping a 7lb tail - I get proactive. I drink a huge glass of Miralax and my wife sends me to work with freeze dried okra. Like a pound. I ate a subway sandwich with extra jalapeños and end up eating whole bag of okra. So vadge's GIT is active. Like swamp gas. Like cause a divorce gas. So I'm at work, and kinda looking at some patients and kinda let a massive SBD. It's bad. When your own effluence causes u to ninja away wiping your nose - it's bad. Anyway - a chain reaction happens as not 1, not 2, but 3 nurses notice the smell and look in my direction. For which I quickly blame "Bosco". Poor dog. After scolding him - Girls moved him to the back room with the HVAC and we started him on antibiotics - cause "it smells like death!" and "does he have salmonella!" were called into question.Â
Good news: I expect Bosco to make a full recovery. Hahaha
:ph43r:Â 'flush'Â shocker
hahahah, this was great :)
I can't tell you how many times I've read this, but each time i laugh out loud. I thought it was so epic that i shared it with mrs evil, the anti-christ, who has zero tolerance for anything that i enjoy, especially when it involves a quitter.
As expected, she saw no humor in it. I know that this post will come up in therapy or as a primary reason for divorce. I hope the shrink or judge has a sense of humor as i intend to read it word for word, and will likely laugh out loud again.
I always enjoy a Vadge tale.
I need a Bosco! I've been having really bad GI problems too. Is it possible to blame Bosco for staining my underwater and splattering the bathroom wall, floor, all parts of the toilet and maybe even the ceiling? Explosive diarrhea is a real pain in the ass.
'fart'
Vadge needs his own fathead. (http://www.fathead.com/) He could be dressed in scrubs and a face mask, syringe in one hand and some sort of "probe" in the other. And the nurses dressed in hazmat suits behind him. Some for air pollution issues but mostly from grope protection.
Maybe you should invest in these until your "issue" is taken care of.
http://under-tec.com/ (http://under-tec.com/)
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"Does he have salmonella?"
Jesus this is funny. I needed a laugh today and this did it!
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epic post. it's preserved in "classic quitter comedy."
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
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Congrats on the 5th floor man!
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. ?
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. ?
PS- BITCHES. (http://www.uniteddogs.com/en/forum/267/26118/hijacking-a-thread/)
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. ?
PS- BITCHES. (http://www.uniteddogs.com/en/forum/267/26118/hijacking-a-thread/)
butt hurt
(No pun intended) 'crackup'
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. ?
PS- BITCHES. (http://www.uniteddogs.com/en/forum/267/26118/hijacking-a-thread/)
butt hurt
(No pun intended) 'crackup'
We need a hijack emoticon.
-
In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. ?
PS- BITCHES. (http://www.uniteddogs.com/en/forum/267/26118/hijacking-a-thread/)
butt hurt
(No pun intended) 'crackup'
We need a hijack emoticon.
Vadge's intro always gets hijacked... Just waiting for a narrative from Coach Steve now.
'Popcorn'
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!!!!!!!!!ERDVM = BADASS!!!!!!!!!
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butt hurt
(No pun intended) 'crackup'
Now that was funny!!!
'crackup'
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. #55357;#56866;
PS- BITCHES. (http://www.uniteddogs.com/en/forum/267/26118/hijacking-a-thread/)
butt hurt
(No pun intended) 'crackup'
We need a hijack emoticon.
Vadge's intro always gets hijacked... Just waiting for a narrative from Coach Steve now.
'Popcorn'
Sweetness.
-
In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. ��
PS- BITCHES. (http://www.uniteddogs.com/en/forum/267/26118/hijacking-a-thread/)
butt hurt
(No pun intended) 'crackup'
We need a hijack emoticon.
Vadge's intro always gets hijacked... Just waiting for a narrative from Coach Steve now.
'Popcorn'
Sweetness.
HIJACK LIKE FUCK (HLF for the acronym crew).
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In recognition of some badassery of quit and Day 500
'clap'
Hell yeah re-animator!
Keep up the great work man.
nice 500 vadge
Nice 5 :ph43r: :ph43r:
Not sure where the other straight guys are in this thread, but I still wanted to stop by and say congrats.
'Other' straight guys?
Congrats Vadge!!
'party' :P
Word hurt, 2much. Words hurt. ��
PS- BITCHES. (http://www.uniteddogs.com/en/forum/267/26118/hijacking-a-thread/)
butt hurt
(No pun intended) 'crackup'
We need a hijack emoticon.
Vadge's intro always gets hijacked... Just waiting for a narrative from Coach Steve now.
'Popcorn'
Sweetness.
HIJACK LIKE FUCK (HLF for the acronym crew).
Nice Job on thr Indy mark
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Thanks for all the well wishes. My phone has been haywire this am. The Vadge family has now avoided 3 tornadoes in the last 2 weeks. All the baby vadgies were ready to head underground when it started turning north. "Thankfully" it stayed south. We did, however, get over 7 inches of rain and continual lightning/thunder for 12 hours. Were used to weather in Oklahoma, but that was the loudest shit I remember ever hearing. Things finally cleared up around 4 this morning.
Work is a different story. No power since last night. I literally jumped over a downed power line to get in the back door. The gas stations that are open have zero gas/grocery. Most have closed already.
Finally got our generators up and running. This afternoon and tomorrow will get interesting - we are the only Hosp open in the area. Time to go Old School (no bloodwork, X-ray, or Iv pumps; using crayon to copy people's credit card info, hand written records/invoices etc). I'm up for the challenge. My staff would rather not.
Had a fleeting craving last night and this morning. Didn't even really surprise me or piss me off. Wasnt even a whispering, just a vestigial memory from another point in time. QLF.
Side Note: As an emergency referral hospital we see catastrophes. And, we lose/euthanize a large percentage of our patients. It is what it is. It also means we have 2 industrial sized freezers to hold dead bodies until the cremation company picks them up. Needless to say, hearing movement in the freezers is a little disconcerting....
I'm sure its just the dead dogs and cats thawing some ....
and I'm pretty sure that wasn't a paw scratching ....
'zombie' :huh:
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*The following dialog really happened, but, the subject matter was originally implanted into my gray matter by comedian Joe Zimmerman.
So .... Mrs Vadge and I picked up our 6y/o twins yesterday from school. Baby Vadgling#3 decided to eat his banana from lunch on the way home. He then asked what to do with the peel.
For which, I instructed him "just toss out the window."
Mrs Vadge : (in rapid lecture voice) "You can't just throw it out the window! That is littering!"
Me: "Bull-Loney. Banana peels begin disintegrating immediately. Heck, I can already smell it beginning to decompose. Why would it be littering?"
Mrs Expert-on-just-about-everything: "It's because it could cause an accident."
Me: "What are you smokin Mrs V? How? Is a car going to suddenly spin-out and then possibly slip off the road or something?"
Mrs Ultra-competitive-and-will-never-miss-an-oppurtunity-to-one-up-my-husband: No...As a matter of fact, I heard on the radio that a wild animal could smell the peel, and while eating the peel, could distract a car driver, and then cause an accident.
Me: "Bull-loney again. Wild animal? Like a chimpanzee or something? Cause...last I checked, we don't have a lot of wild chimpanzees in Oklahoma City. And anyways, everyone knows that wild chimpanzees don't even eat banana peels."
Mrs-I-will-never-give-in-and-if-I-need-to-I-will-bring-up-past-mistakes-to-save-face: "Well, we'll see when you have flashing blue lights behind you.......again."
Me: "That is ridiculous." (taking peel from Vadgling#3 in back seat) "What's next? They gonna give you a ticket for carrying around red and green turtle shells in your trunk?"
Giggling Vadgling#3: "I see what you did there Dad. The police would probably make a 'tiny' deal out of storm cloud too"
Giggling Vadgling#4: (begins making Mario Kart sounds)
Me: (winking at Vadgling#3 and #4, while rolling down Mrs-I-don't-get-it's window and tossing out the blackening peel in front of her face....and expertly fondling her left mammary on the follow through) "There, now the wild chimpanzees won't have to eat in the middle of the road."
shocker
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*The following dialog really happened, but, the subject matter was originally implanted into my gray matter by comedian Joe Zimmerman.
So .... Mrs Vadge and I picked up our 6y/o twins yesterday from school. Baby Vadgling#3 decided to eat his banana from lunch on the way home. He then asked what to do with the peel.
For which, I instructed him "just toss out the window."
Mrs Vadge : (in rapid lecture voice) "You can't just throw it out the window! That is littering!"
Me: "Bull-Loney. Banana peels begin disintegrating immediately. Heck, I can already smell it beginning to decompose. Why would it be littering?"
Mrs Expert-on-just-about-everything: "It's because it could cause an accident."
Me: "What are you smokin Mrs V? How? Is a car going to suddenly spin-out and then possibly slip off the road or something?"
Mrs Ultra-competitive-and-will-never-miss-an-oppurtunity-to-one-up-my-husband: No...As a matter of fact, I heard on the radio that a wild animal could smell the peel, and while eating the peel, could distract a car driver, and then cause an accident.
Me: "Bull-loney again. Wild animal? Like a chimpanzee or something? Cause...last I checked, we don't have a lot of wild chimpanzees in Oklahoma City. And anyways, everyone knows that wild chimpanzees don't even eat banana peels."
Mrs-I-will-never-give-in-and-if-I-need-to-I-will-bring-up-past-mistakes-to-save-face: "Well, we'll see when you have flashing blue lights behind you.......again."
Me: "That is ridiculous." (taking peel from Vadgling#3 in back seat) "What's next? They gonna give you a ticket for carrying around red and green turtle shells in your trunk?"
Giggling Vadgling#3: "I see what you did there Dad. The police would probably make a 'tiny' deal out of storm cloud too"
Giggling Vadgling#4: (begins making Mario Kart sounds)
Me: (winking at Vadgling#3 and #4, while rolling down Mrs-I-don't-get-it's window and tossing out the blackening peel in front of her face....and expertly fondling her left mammary on the follow through) "There, now the wild chimpanzees won't have to eat in the middle of the road."
shocker
Great story one question do you still have your front teeth and how was the couch last PM?
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*The following dialog really happened, but, the subject matter was originally implanted into my gray matter by comedian Joe Zimmerman.
So .... Mrs Vadge and I picked up our 6y/o twins yesterday from school. Baby Vadgling#3 decided to eat his banana from lunch on the way home. He then asked what to do with the peel.
For which, I instructed him "just toss out the window."Â
Mrs Vadge : (in rapid lecture voice) "You can't just throw it out the window! That is littering!"
Me: "Bull-Loney. Banana peels begin disintegrating immediately. Heck, I can already smell it beginning to decompose. Why would it be littering?"
Mrs Expert-on-just-about-everything: "It's because it could cause an accident."
Me: "What are you smokin Mrs V? How? Is a car going to suddenly spin-out and then possibly slip off the road or something?"
Mrs Ultra-competitive-and-will-never-miss-an-oppurtunity-to-one-up-my-husband: No...As a matter of fact, I heard on the radio that a wild animal could smell the peel, and while eating the peel, could distract a car driver, and then cause an accident.
Me: "Bull-loney again. Wild animal? Like a chimpanzee or something? Cause...last I checked, we don't have a lot of wild chimpanzees in Oklahoma City. And anyways, everyone knows that wild chimpanzees don't even eat banana peels."
Mrs-I-will-never-give-in-and-if-I-need-to-I-will-bring-up-past-mistakes-to-save-face: "Well, we'll see when you have flashing blue lights behind you.......again."
Me: "That is ridiculous." (taking peel from Vadgling#3 in back seat) "What's next? They gonna give you a ticket for carrying around red and green turtle shells in your trunk?"
Giggling Vadgling#3: "I see what you did there Dad. The police would probably make a 'tiny' deal out of storm cloud too"
Giggling Vadgling#4:Â (begins making Mario Kart sounds)
Me: (winking at Vadgling#3 and #4, while rolling down Mrs-I-don't-get-it's window and tossing out the blackening peel in front of her face....and expertly fondling her left mammary on the follow through) "There, now the wild chimpanzees won't have to eat in the middle of the road."
shocker
Great story one question do you still have your front teeth and how was the couch last PM?
awesome.
i'm wario and i'ma gonna win.
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Noobs facing the holidays for the first time without nicotine? Fear not. I present Vadge's wisdom.
So...April's all moved in up here on the 3rd story. I'm proud as fuck for all of you. No post-HOF cavers (that we know of) since 'chief' and he thankfully made it back. Actually, no cavers since the Jake Martin Shitstorm 240 or so days ago.
That's pretty badfuckingass in my opinion.Â
I see that we got some new cozy furniture and the baby cribs put back together. Good on whoever was wise enough to leave the plastic in situ on the couches. Auburn's not here very long anymore, but I did use a black light in the den the other day and saw FUCK YOU CHIZIK fluoresce on the wall. Either it is Auby's pork sword oil or there's a stray tom cat around with incredible aim.
Anyway, before everybody gets all cozy and shit, I would like for us to remember that there are some major "first times w/o nicotine" coming our way. For Vadge they are:
1. Christmas Lights. I vividly remember my wife chastising me last year when she saw me on the roof with a huge horsehoe of nasty loaded in my lower lip.Â
What a Fool....
2. Thanksgiving with Inlaws. I remember sneaking out to the car for a post-dinner hit of carcinogen (and the drive over, and pre-dinner, and halftime, and between beers, and after 2nd dessert, and for drive home....sigh).Â
What a Fool....
What a Liar....
3. Christmas With My Folks at Our Farm. I remember Mom telling me and my brother how happy she was that we no longer dipped. My brother had quit quit cold turkey, by himself, and is still quit. I, on the other hand, had just quit by buying a box of "keepyouraddictionstronglozenges" instead of a can. I even poked fun at my brother for gaining weight post quit.Â
What a Fool....
What a Liar....
What a Douche....
4. Christmas Morning. I remember excited kids in pajamas, the study chalk-full of presents, a fresh cup of coffee, my sleepy wife in her pajamas proudly smiling at her brood, lighting a fire, grabbing the video camera out of the closet...and...some highly addictive poison in my pie hole. Oh, I layered it along my jaw so that kids couldn't tell, and just gutted it with my Christmas coffee.
What a Fool....Â
What a Liar....
What a Douch....Â
What an Addict....
Yeah, even at 310 days, I'm getting my plan(s) ready.Â
Checking them twice and all that.Â
Gonna go NOLAQ and keep "my shit up and running 24/7".
For I will NOT forget. NOT Today.
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Noobs facing the holidays for the first time without nicotine? Fear not. I present Vadge's wisdom.
So...April's all moved in up here on the 3rd story. I'm proud as fuck for all of you. No post-HOF cavers (that we know of) since 'chief' and he thankfully made it back. Actually, no cavers since the Jake Martin Shitstorm 240 or so days ago.
That's pretty badfuckingass in my opinion.Â
I see that we got some new cozy furniture and the baby cribs put back together. Good on whoever was wise enough to leave the plastic in situ on the couches. Auburn's not here very long anymore, but I did use a black light in the den the other day and saw FUCK YOU CHIZIK fluoresce on the wall. Either it is Auby's pork sword oil or there's a stray tom cat around with incredible aim.
Anyway, before everybody gets all cozy and shit, I would like for us to remember that there are some major "first times w/o nicotine" coming our way. For Vadge they are:
1. Christmas Lights. I vividly remember my wife chastising me last year when she saw me on the roof with a huge horsehoe of nasty loaded in my lower lip.Â
What a Fool....
2. Thanksgiving with Inlaws. I remember sneaking out to the car for a post-dinner hit of carcinogen (and the drive over, and pre-dinner, and halftime, and between beers, and after 2nd dessert, and for drive home....sigh).Â
What a Fool....
What a Liar....
3. Christmas With My Folks at Our Farm. I remember Mom telling me and my brother how happy she was that we no longer dipped. My brother had quit quit cold turkey, by himself, and is still quit. I, on the other hand, had just quit by buying a box of "keepyouraddictionstronglozenges" instead of a can. I even poked fun at my brother for gaining weight post quit.Â
What a Fool....
What a Liar....
What a Douche....
4. Christmas Morning. I remember excited kids in pajamas, the study chalk-full of presents, a fresh cup of coffee, my sleepy wife in her pajamas proudly smiling at her brood, lighting a fire, grabbing the video camera out of the closet...and...some highly addictive poison in my pie hole. Oh, I layered it along my jaw so that kids couldn't tell, and just gutted it with my Christmas coffee.
What a Fool....Â
What a Liar....
What a Douch....Â
What an Addict....
Yeah, even at 310 days, I'm getting my plan(s) ready.Â
Checking them twice and all that.Â
Gonna go NOLAQ and keep "my shit up and running 24/7".
For I will NOT forget. NOT Today.
Wow. That has been my exact holiday addict experience for as long as I can remember.
My wife has this great picture framed on our living room wall. Me holding my oldest on his first Christmas. Only I can see it but my jaw is ninja lined with kodiak. Merry Christmas loser! Fucking sad and a constant reminder. I'll never take the pic down.
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That's a great post. I had my first experience this season with the tree...in the past, putting up the tree would have been cause for a good dip. My son was always so focused on ornaments he doesn't notice the spitter.
This year, I'm quit
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This Intro is full of WIN Especially the March 18th post. Fucking great.
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Dr Vadge's page should be a best seller. Dude can make you laugh, help you quit, and provide the salve for your hurt butt or vag...
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Dr Vadge's page should be a best seller. Dude can make you laugh, help you quit, and provide the salve for your hurt butt or vag...
'BanDog'
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
Congrats DR
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Congrats from one DVM to another.....inspiring to me!
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
Congrats DR
Congrats vadge, glad I don't have the hurt vagina!
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
Congrats DR
Congrats vadge, glad I don't have the hurt vagina!
Dog Pile- better get out your cream in case someone gets hurt.
Congrats! you bring a lot to the mix here!
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
Congrats DR
Congrats vadge, glad I don't have the hurt vagina!
Dog Pile- better get out your cream in case someone gets hurt.
Congrats! you bring a lot to the mix here!
'BanDog'
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
Congrats DR
Congrats vadge, glad I don't have the hurt vagina!
Dog Pile- better get out your cream in case someone gets hurt.
Congrats! you bring a lot to the mix here!
'BanDog'
Vagisil keeps running these commericals during Duck Dynasty. What's going on? And now, they call it "intimate itch" and "intimate odor". I guess crotch rot isn't P.C. anymore.
Oh yeah, congrats Dr. V. Two years is swell.
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
Congrats DR
Congrats vadge, glad I don't have the hurt vagina!
Dog Pile- better get out your cream in case someone gets hurt.
Congrats! you bring a lot to the mix here!
'BanDog'
Vagisil keeps running these commericals during Duck Dynasty. What's going on? And now, they call it "intimate itch" and "intimate odor". I guess crotch rot isn't P.C. anymore.
Oh yeah, congrats Dr. V. Two years is swell.
Congrats on two years, well done.
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Nice 2 years there Vadge! 'Cheers'
paging doctor fine, doctor howard, doctor fine.....
oh heck where is the doctor Vadge.....
well done my friend 'clap'
Congrats DR
Congrats vadge, glad I don't have the hurt vagina!
Dog Pile- better get out your cream in case someone gets hurt.
Congrats! you bring a lot to the mix here!
'BanDog'
Vagisil keeps running these commericals during Duck Dynasty. What's going on? And now, they call it "intimate itch" and "intimate odor". I guess crotch rot isn't P.C. anymore.
Oh yeah, congrats Dr. V. Two years is swell.
Congrats on two years, well done.
Keep on rolling
'moto'
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Congrats from one DVM to another.....inspiring to me!
I didn't know you were a Doctor of Vaginal Medicine too, String. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s)
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Congrats from one DVM to another.....inspiring to me!
I didn't know you were a Doctor of Vaginal Medicine too, String. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s)
'crackup' ok string may want to take that one back....
oops to late....get the cream....
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Congrats from one DVM to another.....inspiring to me!
I didn't know you were a Doctor of Vaginal Medicine too, String. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s)
Congrats on 2 years Vadge!
shocker
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Congrats from one DVM to another.....inspiring to me!
I didn't know you were a Doctor of Vaginal Medicine too, String. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s)
Congrats on 2 years Vadge!
shocker
congrats on the 2 years 'oh yeah'
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Congrats from one DVM to another.....inspiring to me!
I didn't know you were a Doctor of Vaginal Medicine too, String. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s)
Congrats on 2 years Vadge!
shocker
congrats on the 2 years 'oh yeah'
hhhmmm something's missing here
'BanDog'
whoop ^^^there it is
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Congrats from one DVM to another.....inspiring to me!
I didn't know you were a Doctor of Vaginal Medicine too, String. http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s (http://www.picgifs.com/smileys/s)
Congrats on 2 years Vadge!
shocker
congrats on the 2 years 'oh yeah'
hhhmmm something's missing here
'BanDog'
whoop ^^^there it is
congrats vadge.. early on your stories brought laughter to my days when i needed it most. thank you.. happy muff diving..
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Vadge thank you for all your support. You are one of those that have left a lasting effect on my quit. Congrats on your 799 days.
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
Way to lead the way, Vadge. From on vet to another, congrats!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
Way to lead the way, Vadge. From on vet to another, congrats!
800 is ass-kicking!!!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
Way to lead the way, Vadge. From on vet to another, congrats!
800 is ass-kicking!!!
'BanDog'
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
Way to lead the way, Vadge. From on vet to another, congrats!
800 is ass-kicking!!!
'BanDog'
FU 'Finger'
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
Way to lead the way, Vadge. From on vet to another, congrats!
800 is ass-kicking!!!
'BanDog'
FU 'Finger'
Congrats man! Keep leaving those footsteps!!!
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
Way to lead the way, Vadge. From on vet to another, congrats!
800 is ass-kicking!!!
'BanDog'
FU 'Finger'
Congrats man! Keep leaving those footsteps!!!
Congrats. I'm sure you'll celebrate by eating a bag full.
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early congrats on 800 Dr. V! 'Cheers'
You've been an inspiration and irritation for many here. Thank goodness you carry creme for the second one. Quit on good Dr!
Nice 800 Vadge...
800 is badass! Proud to quit with you today!
make sure you pace yourself kids - 800 is tomorrow for the Good Dr.
:ph43r: will be in line for some bumping indeed
'BanDog' Shine Brite Like'a Diamond. Congrats Vadgey.
Wow! Celebrate! Well done!
I was practicing before, now I can tell you 800 is badass!
Congrats!!!
I ran out of fingers and toes after 20 days....awesome Vadge!
a now and later weekender !
'BanDog'
Nice 8 biller
Congratulations Doc! 800 days strong, very awesome!
Way to lead the way, Vadge. From on vet to another, congrats!
800 is ass-kicking!!!
'BanDog'
FU 'Finger'
Congrats man! Keep leaving those footsteps!!!
Congrats. I'm sure you'll celebrate by eating a bag full.
congrats on 800 ;p
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well he ^^^^^ used the double 'BanDog'
so I guess I will have to go with
'wave' 'oh yeah' 'wave'
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
Wait a sec...and it's your birthday? Whoa man. Nice present to yourself.
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
Wait a sec...and it's your birthday? Whoa man. Nice present to yourself.
how many tubes of hurt vagina cream does it take to get to the 9th floor congrats Vadge
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
Wait a sec...and it's your birthday? Whoa man. Nice present to yourself.
how many tubes of hurt vagina cream does it take to get to the 9th floor congrats Vadge
9th floor! Rock Star! 'oh yeah'
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
Wait a sec...and it's your birthday? Whoa man. Nice present to yourself.
how many tubes of hurt vagina cream does it take to get to the 9th floor congrats Vadge
9th floor! Rock Star! 'oh yeah'
Proud to be quit with you today Vadge!
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
Wait a sec...and it's your birthday? Whoa man. Nice present to yourself.
how many tubes of hurt vagina cream does it take to get to the 9th floor congrats Vadge
9th floor! Rock Star! 'oh yeah'
Proud to be quit with you today Vadge!
Thanks phags. Proud to quit with all of you. I'm also proud to report that although I'm a year older - I am still shorn and beautiful. shocker
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
Wait a sec...and it's your birthday? Whoa man. Nice present to yourself.
how many tubes of hurt vagina cream does it take to get to the 9th floor congrats Vadge
9th floor! Rock Star! 'oh yeah'
Proud to be quit with you today Vadge!
Thanks phags. Proud to quit with all of you. I'm also proud to report that although I'm a year older - I am still shorn and beautiful. shocker
I joined your youtube channel. Weird, but still arousing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toQAB89VFy0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toQAB89VFy0)
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dustage and bumpage
'oh yeah' my brother!
'Cheers' Grats Vadge!
nice 9th floor.
Seen my dead dog lately?
'archer'
Congrats, man.
Vadge, where's that fart story you once posted? It needs to be bumped.
'clap'
'BanDog' VLF 'BanDog'
Well done.
I was just playing the game of life with my boys and I was a vet. I lost my job and my son told me I must have killed a dog.
I laughed because vets don't kill dogs. They reanimate them and make them their own.
Wait a sec...and it's your birthday? Whoa man. Nice present to yourself.
how many tubes of hurt vagina cream does it take to get to the 9th floor congrats Vadge
9th floor! Rock Star! 'oh yeah'
Proud to be quit with you today Vadge!
Thanks phags. Proud to quit with all of you. I'm also proud to report that although I'm a year older - I am still shorn and beautiful. shocker
I joined your youtube channel. Weird, but still arousing.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toQAB89VFy0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=toQAB89VFy0)
U look good with a whole jaw! Happy B'day
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
Nice vadge!
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
cheers. to one of the assholes who was in chat on my day 1.
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
cheers. to one of the assholes who was in chat on my day 1.
Only good thing about Oklahoma is getting to see Erd. Here's to more laughs in the future when I roll through, congrats on the comma.
Go Sonics.
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
cheers. to one of the assholes who was in chat on my day 1.
Only good thing about Oklahoma is getting to see Erd. Here's to more laughs in the future when I roll through, congrats on the comma.
Go Sonics.
BadAss Vadge!
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
cheers. to one of the assholes who was in chat on my day 1.
Only good thing about Oklahoma is getting to see Erd. Here's to more laughs in the future when I roll through, congrats on the comma.
Go Sonics.
BadAss Vadge!
nice work ;p
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
cheers. to one of the assholes who was in chat on my day 1.
Only good thing about Oklahoma is getting to see Erd. Here's to more laughs in the future when I roll through, congrats on the comma.
Go Sonics.
BadAss Vadge!
nice work ;p
Sweetness Vadge! Nice freaking work Doc!
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Read... Learn.
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Read... Learn.
If Aj back it, so do I.
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Thought I'd stroll in here a few hours early and congratulate you on your new dangle.
A damn comma! That is truly bad ass and deserves some 'booby'
Ditto on that, well done sir, that deserves a door.
'oh yeah'
Badassery of quit
We got some new digs on the 10th !!!!
Congrats on the 1,000!!
That 999 looked beautiful yesterday but today is even better!
Congrats, vadge.
Sco gives a high five to all hurt ... Well done.
Ahhh...the good doctor of sandy vaginas. The re-animator.
One helluva quitter.
Proud of you man. You guys are rocking this. As I told Steve the other day, I know your quit's getting old cause your balls are sagging low and becoming commas.
well done sir!
Rock on, do it again! 'oh yeah'
cheers. to one of the assholes who was in chat on my day 1.
Only good thing about Oklahoma is getting to see Erd. Here's to more laughs in the future when I roll through, congrats on the comma.
Go Sonics.
BadAss Vadge!
nice work ;p
Sweetness Vadge! Nice freaking work Doc!
Well done phag! Yous on fire. 'fireman'
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Congrats on 4 years Vadge!
Great accomplishment to follow.
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Congrats on 4 years Vadge!
Great accomplishment to follow.
'oh yeah'
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Congrats on 4 years Vadge!
Great accomplishment to follow.
'oh yeah'
Well done Doc.
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Congrats on 4 years Vadge!
Great accomplishment to follow.
'oh yeah'
Well done Doc.
Congrats.
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Congrats on 4 years Vadge!
Great accomplishment to follow.
'oh yeah'
Well done Doc.
Congrats.
blow me erd! Go Sonics!
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Congrats on 4 years Vadge!
Great accomplishment to follow.
'oh yeah'
Well done Doc.
Congrats.
blow me erd! Go Sonics!
be back up there next weekend...
hookup ? 'winker'
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Happy 5 years quit!
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Happy 5 years quit!
yep congrats on 5yrs dude
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Happy 5 years quit!
yep congrats on 5yrs dude
whole lot of miles run .... keep on truckin