Can't believe I am admitting this, but I am gnawing on Smokey Mtn GRAPE. WTF? Grape? Yeah, it doesn't have any of the cayenne pepper, so no burn. I never liked the burn. I just wanted all that yummy poisonous fucking juice. So now it's grape, and it's working.
Poisenous fucking juice? Firstoff, that sounds kinky, second where can I get some AD?
Should have said poisonous, fucking, juice. With commas, that way it don't read to you fellers like it ought to be somethin you want to go lookin fer. Now if it were fuck juice.... number one it wouldn't be poison. Number 2... I prolly wouldn't tell ya;)
Seriously though, I used to crack up at all the differnt damn flavors. Seriously? Friggin peach? WTF? By God I'm a man, and a man chews a man chew. Bubble Gum chew is fer kids, women, and faggots. Anything other than original or natural Cope just wouldn't do.
But now.........Smokey Mountain Grape mulch is Man Chew!!!!!!!!!