Scheduled Quit day

[brianl]

LOL!!!!
That's good shit Dizzy (pardon the pun)!

[DizzyDude]

I can finally admit it. It has taken me 26 days, but I can now reveal a truth about Copenhagen that the Nic Bitch would not allow me to speak, even to myself, or my family, or even my friends. Such a taboo truth to my addicted mind that I was not even able to hear anyone else say it, although looking back, I now realize that it was told to me very often over the last 33 years.

Copenhagen looks, smells, and tastes like ASS.

It leaves your breath and fingers smelling like ASS. It is dark skanky shit that looks like it came out of someones ASS. It makes your eyes water if you take a big sniff from a fresh can. And on more than one occation, usually in a drunken stupor, it was the final straw to cause blowing chunks.

There I have said it. Copenhagen = ASS.

I also now understand that all that minty and candy ass flavored dip on the market is nothing more than perfumed ASS. It is still all ASS at the end of the day.

Further, I used to think that it felt good in my mouth. the diminished gum line, bloody gums, sores, etc. The fact is, it fuckin' hurt most the time.

So why would it take me 33 years to figure this out? Because the Nic Bitch is ruthless, evil, unrelenting, sly, aluring, tricky, lying, demon spawn of the big Tobacco Companies and she had me by the balls. I didn't realize that I could tell her to fuck off 'Finger' and live to tell the tale.

Well my brothers and sisters, I know know that I can. And I must tell her, at least once a day, and usually multiple times a day.

Besides, there are a lot prettier asses out there to suck on than the ASS that comes in the little cans.

So this lesson I learned from KTC is very simple. Choose your ASS carefully.

[davenc]

Thanks for the feedback bros.  Masturbation and punching a clown nose gets added to this list.

1)  Fake shit
2)  Exercise
3)  Booze
4)  Food
5)  Reading a Posting on KTC
6)  KTC chat room
7)  Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco
8)  Masterbation
9) punching a clown nose

Last night I had the damnedest feeling.  A huge anxiety attack to where I wanted to yell and hit anything and/or anyone I could find.  No patience to even take a deep breath and get my head on straight.  I am just thankful that my wife was out with the girls and it didn't set in until after I had put the kids in bed.

But what was really interesting was that I didn't feel like it was one of those craves that wreck your whole body from the core of your marrow.  It was more of a "I don't know why I am being such an asshole right now.  If I still dipped, that might calm me down a bit, but I don't. So what the FUCK?" 

I ended up putting a ton of sugarless candy in my face and like every crave I have had so far, this too did pass. 

How many fucking ways can there be for the Nic Bitch to influence my NOW?

Dizzy,
punching the clown is a slang term for masturbation.
but if you want to actually punch a clown in the face that might work too!! hahaha

Last night during my rage I definately needed to punch something. I'd take a clown. Couple others that occured to me this morning.

10) Sex with your significant other
11) Sex with anyone you could pick up off the street
12) Properly bought and paid for sex

And the one DWG displayed last night.

13) Get drunk as hell and cuss the nic bitch in capital letters on the Kiss Ass December Quitters forum.

That showed signs of inherent awsomeness. 'worship'

Punching the clown = Jerkin off.

No shit?

In the Mountain states I have heard Masterbation called "Spank the Monkey". But where the hell do they punch the clown? Is that like a New England thing? Wicked cool!!! :D

BINGO!!!!
New England is home for punching the clown.
Also:
pounding the pope
beating the bishop
jerkin the gerkin
flogging your dong
five on one
clasping the cactus

I've got a million more !!!!

I love the constructive conversation in this thread!

[minuteofangle]

You need to start a new thread called: "Names for Masterbation" it would likely be a big hit with most of these guys.

MOA

[brianl]

Thanks for the feedback bros.  Masturbation and punching a clown nose gets added to this list.

1)  Fake shit
2)  Exercise
3)  Booze
4)  Food
5)  Reading a Posting on KTC
6)  KTC chat room
7)  Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco
8)  Masterbation
9) punching a clown nose

Last night I had the damnedest feeling.  A huge anxiety attack to where I wanted to yell and hit anything and/or anyone I could find.  No patience to even take a deep breath and get my head on straight.  I am just thankful that my wife was out with the girls and it didn't set in until after I had put the kids in bed.

But what was really interesting was that I didn't feel like it was one of those craves that wreck your whole body from the core of your marrow.  It was more of a "I don't know why I am being such an asshole right now.  If I still dipped, that might calm me down a bit, but I don't. So what the FUCK?" 

I ended up putting a ton of sugarless candy in my face and like every crave I have had so far, this too did pass. 

How many fucking ways can there be for the Nic Bitch to influence my NOW?

Dizzy,
punching the clown is a slang term for masturbation.
but if you want to actually punch a clown in the face that might work too!! hahaha

Last night during my rage I definately needed to punch something. I'd take a clown. Couple others that occured to me this morning.

10) Sex with your significant other
11) Sex with anyone you could pick up off the street
12) Properly bought and paid for sex

And the one DWG displayed last night.

13) Get drunk as hell and cuss the nic bitch in capital letters on the Kiss Ass December Quitters forum.

That showed signs of inherent awsomeness. 'worship'

Punching the clown = Jerkin off.

No shit?

In the Mountain states I have heard Masterbation called "Spank the Monkey". But where the hell do they punch the clown? Is that like a New England thing? Wicked cool!!! :D

BINGO!!!!
New England is home for punching the clown.
Also:
pounding the pope
beating the bishop
jerkin the gerkin
flogging your dong
five on one
clasping the cactus

I've got a million more !!!!

[DizzyDude]

Thanks for the feedback bros.  Masturbation and punching a clown nose gets added to this list.

1)  Fake shit
2)  Exercise
3)  Booze
4)  Food
5)  Reading a Posting on KTC
6)  KTC chat room
7)  Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco
8)  Masterbation
9) punching a clown nose

Last night I had the damnedest feeling.  A huge anxiety attack to where I wanted to yell and hit anything and/or anyone I could find.  No patience to even take a deep breath and get my head on straight.  I am just thankful that my wife was out with the girls and it didn't set in until after I had put the kids in bed.

But what was really interesting was that I didn't feel like it was one of those craves that wreck your whole body from the core of your marrow.  It was more of a "I don't know why I am being such an asshole right now.  If I still dipped, that might calm me down a bit, but I don't. So what the FUCK?" 

I ended up putting a ton of sugarless candy in my face and like every crave I have had so far, this too did pass. 

How many fucking ways can there be for the Nic Bitch to influence my NOW?

Dizzy,
punching the clown is a slang term for masturbation.
but if you want to actually punch a clown in the face that might work too!! hahaha

Last night during my rage I definately needed to punch something. I'd take a clown. Couple others that occured to me this morning.

10) Sex with your significant other
11) Sex with anyone you could pick up off the street
12) Properly bought and paid for sex

And the one DWG displayed last night.

13) Get drunk as hell and cuss the nic bitch in capital letters on the Kiss Ass December Quitters forum.

That showed signs of inherent awsomeness. 'worship'

Punching the clown = Jerkin off.

No shit?

In the Mountain states I have heard Masterbation called "Spank the Monkey". But where the hell do they punch the clown? Is that like a New England thing? Wicked cool!!! :D

[RagingJew]

Thanks for the feedback bros.  Masturbation and punching a clown nose gets added to this list.

1)  Fake shit
2)  Exercise
3)  Booze
4)  Food
5)  Reading a Posting on KTC
6)  KTC chat room
7)  Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco
8)  Masterbation
9) punching a clown nose

Last night I had the damnedest feeling.  A huge anxiety attack to where I wanted to yell and hit anything and/or anyone I could find.  No patience to even take a deep breath and get my head on straight.  I am just thankful that my wife was out with the girls and it didn't set in until after I had put the kids in bed.

But what was really interesting was that I didn't feel like it was one of those craves that wreck your whole body from the core of your marrow.  It was more of a "I don't know why I am being such an asshole right now.  If I still dipped, that might calm me down a bit, but I don't. So what the FUCK?" 

I ended up putting a ton of sugarless candy in my face and like every crave I have had so far, this too did pass. 

How many fucking ways can there be for the Nic Bitch to influence my NOW?

Dizzy,
punching the clown is a slang term for masturbation.
but if you want to actually punch a clown in the face that might work too!! hahaha

Last night during my rage I definately needed to punch something. I'd take a clown. Couple others that occured to me this morning.

10) Sex with your significant other
11) Sex with anyone you could pick up off the street
12) Properly bought and paid for sex

And the one DWG displayed last night.

13) Get drunk as hell and cuss the nic bitch in capital letters on the Kiss Ass December Quitters forum.

That showed signs of inherent awsomeness. 'worship'

Punching the clown = Jerkin off.

No shit?

[DizzyDude]

Thanks for the feedback bros.  Masturbation and punching a clown nose gets added to this list.

1)  Fake shit
2)  Exercise
3)  Booze
4)  Food
5)  Reading a Posting on KTC
6)  KTC chat room
7)  Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco
8)  Masterbation
9) punching a clown nose

Last night I had the damnedest feeling.  A huge anxiety attack to where I wanted to yell and hit anything and/or anyone I could find.  No patience to even take a deep breath and get my head on straight.  I am just thankful that my wife was out with the girls and it didn't set in until after I had put the kids in bed.

But what was really interesting was that I didn't feel like it was one of those craves that wreck your whole body from the core of your marrow.  It was more of a "I don't know why I am being such an asshole right now.  If I still dipped, that might calm me down a bit, but I don't. So what the FUCK?" 

I ended up putting a ton of sugarless candy in my face and like every crave I have had so far, this too did pass. 

How many fucking ways can there be for the Nic Bitch to influence my NOW?

Dizzy,
punching the clown is a slang term for masturbation.
but if you want to actually punch a clown in the face that might work too!! hahaha

Last night during my rage I definately needed to punch something. I'd take a clown. Couple others that occured to me this morning.

10) Sex with your significant other
11) Sex with anyone you could pick up off the street
12) Properly bought and paid for sex

And the one DWG displayed last night.

13) Get drunk as hell and cuss the nic bitch in capital letters on the Kiss Ass December Quitters forum.

That showed signs of inherent awsomeness. 'worship'

[brianl]

Thanks for the feedback bros. Masturbation and punching a clown nose gets added to this list.

1) Fake shit
2) Exercise
3) Booze
4) Food
5) Reading a Posting on KTC
6) KTC chat room
7) Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco
8) Masterbation
9) punching a clown nose

Last night I had the damnedest feeling. A huge anxiety attack to where I wanted to yell and hit anything and/or anyone I could find. No patience to even take a deep breath and get my head on straight. I am just thankful that my wife was out with the girls and it didn't set in until after I had put the kids in bed.

But what was really interesting was that I didn't feel like it was one of those craves that wreck your whole body from the core of your marrow. It was more of a "I don't know why I am being such an asshole right now. If I still dipped, that might calm me down a bit, but I don't. So what the FUCK?"

I ended up putting a ton of sugarless candy in my face and like every crave I have had so far, this too did pass.

How many fucking ways can there be for the Nic Bitch to influence my NOW?

Dizzy,
punching the clown is a slang term for masturbation.
but if you want to actually punch a clown in the face that might work too!! hahaha

[DizzyDude]

Thanks for the feedback bros. Masturbation and punching a clown nose gets added to this list.

1) Fake shit
2) Exercise
3) Booze
4) Food
5) Reading a Posting on KTC
6) KTC chat room
7) Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco
8) Masterbation
9) punching a clown nose

Last night I had the damnedest feeling. A huge anxiety attack to where I wanted to yell and hit anything and/or anyone I could find. No patience to even take a deep breath and get my head on straight. I am just thankful that my wife was out with the girls and it didn't set in until after I had put the kids in bed.

But what was really interesting was that I didn't feel like it was one of those craves that wreck your whole body from the core of your marrow. It was more of a "I don't know why I am being such an asshole right now. If I still dipped, that might calm me down a bit, but I don't. So what the FUCK?"

I ended up putting a ton of sugarless candy in my face and like every crave I have had so far, this too did pass.

How many fucking ways can there be for the Nic Bitch to influence my NOW?

[brianl]

Taking a poll today.  I have seen a number of different techniques on how to fight the Nic bitch, especially through the fog of the big suck and the nasty mind games that the master seductriss Nic Bitch plays to get you back on the can.  Some of the more popular I have seen in these posts include.

1)  Fake shit
2)  Exercise
3)  Booze
4)  Food
5)  Reading a Posting on KTC
6)  KTC chat rooms
7)  Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco

Personnally I use most all of these except the fake shit.  Mostly because my wife really likes it that I have clean teeth now.

However my favorite is Exercise.  It is a great release for the anxiety that makes my think my skeleton wants to crawl through my skin and run away, I don't crave while I am doing it, it burns some of those extra calories because I do food as well, and it makes me physically tired to the point I can actually get some sleep.

What is your favorite weapon to fight this addiction and why?  Is it on my list or do you have another trick worth trying?

Masturbation is another great way to fight those cravings. There is nothing better than rubbing one out while having a quit erection.

I JUST PISSED MY PANTS LAUGHING!!!

2 reasons why:
1. It's very funny
2. It's very true

I find that punching the clown takes the edge off too!

[MikeA]

Taking a poll today.  I have seen a number of different techniques on how to fight the Nic bitch, especially through the fog of the big suck and the nasty mind games that the master seductriss Nic Bitch plays to get you back on the can.  Some of the more popular I have seen in these posts include.

1)  Fake shit
2)  Exercise
3)  Booze
4)  Food
5)  Reading a Posting on KTC
6)  KTC chat rooms
7)  Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco

Personnally I use most all of these except the fake shit.  Mostly because my wife really likes it that I have clean teeth now.

However my favorite is Exercise.  It is a great release for the anxiety that makes my think my skeleton wants to crawl through my skin and run away, I don't crave while I am doing it, it burns some of those extra calories because I do food as well, and it makes me physically tired to the point I can actually get some sleep.

What is your favorite weapon to fight this addiction and why?  Is it on my list or do you have another trick worth trying?

Masturbation is another great way to fight those cravings. There is nothing better than rubbing one out while having a quit erection.

For me it was booze. Whiskey every night for my first 30 days did the trick.
WARNING, this method will not work for very many people, maybe 1 in 100, but it was what I had to do to do.

[davenc]

Taking a poll today. I have seen a number of different techniques on how to fight the Nic bitch, especially through the fog of the big suck and the nasty mind games that the master seductriss Nic Bitch plays to get you back on the can. Some of the more popular I have seen in these posts include.

1) Fake shit
2) Exercise
3) Booze
4) Food
5) Reading a Posting on KTC
6) KTC chat rooms
7) Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco

Personnally I use most all of these except the fake shit. Mostly because my wife really likes it that I have clean teeth now.

However my favorite is Exercise. It is a great release for the anxiety that makes my think my skeleton wants to crawl through my skin and run away, I don't crave while I am doing it, it burns some of those extra calories because I do food as well, and it makes me physically tired to the point I can actually get some sleep.

What is your favorite weapon to fight this addiction and why? Is it on my list or do you have another trick worth trying?

Masturbation is another great way to fight those cravings. There is nothing better than rubbing one out while having a quit erection.

[DizzyDude]

Taking a poll today. I have seen a number of different techniques on how to fight the Nic bitch, especially through the fog of the big suck and the nasty mind games that the master seductriss Nic Bitch plays to get you back on the can. Some of the more popular I have seen in these posts include.

1) Fake shit
2) Exercise
3) Booze
4) Food
5) Reading a Posting on KTC
6) KTC chat rooms
7) Get mad as hell at the nic bitch and big Tobacco

Personnally I use most all of these except the fake shit. Mostly because my wife really likes it that I have clean teeth now.

However my favorite is Exercise. It is a great release for the anxiety that makes my think my skeleton wants to crawl through my skin and run away, I don't crave while I am doing it, it burns some of those extra calories because I do food as well, and it makes me physically tired to the point I can actually get some sleep.

What is your favorite weapon to fight this addiction and why? Is it on my list or do you have another trick worth trying?

[minuteofangle]

Good Shit DD great way of expressing the NOW concept. You got this man.

MOA