Welcome to the site, man! Er...rather...welcome to posting to the site! I like your introduction. You seem like you're disgusted with dip, and seeing how you joined in 2013, you've been thinking of taking control of your life back for a while.
One thing though, and this is actually a bigger deal than you might think - if that dip is anywhere in your house, even in the trash, you need to go flush that shit down the toilet. The reason this is a big deal is because we're addicts, and addicts are not above sifting through trash to dig cans out - no matter how many banana peels and used napkins you've piled on top of it. So unless the garbage man already hauled your trash away, you need to flush that shit.
Other than that, take DWEIRICK's advice, head to December 15, and post roll! Let's get this show on the road!