Hi Everybody! (Simpsons Dr. Nick Accent)

[Ricko]

This intro is the craziest. Rook doesn't even need to say anything and all these other people come in here and type out the crazyiest shit. It makes for good reading later on. 'Popcorn'

[Smokeyg]

Sorry guys. I meant to say how it USED TO BE! Obviously we don't do that anymore. Chill the fuck out!

Sorry krate - say what you mean than. Not gonna chill the fuck out when someone implies that I enjoy or even vaguely miss anything chewing related. You can miss it all you want, but leave me the fuck out of that equation. I'll chill the fuck out when you stop generalizing about the members of this community and when you stop reminiscing about the destructive joys that nicotine brought in to your life prior to your quit.

I used to shit for 30 minutes at a time. I used to piss for 30 minutes at a time as well. Life is way too important to be wasted on the can.

[Gump]

Welcome aboard! This is the place to be.

And don't worry too much. Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!

Jesus H Christ....

I haven't been on this website all week and when I do decide to log-on, the first message I read says, "Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!"

That might just be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen written on these boards.

Fellow quitters - please don't allow comments like that to go unchecked.

Out

:wacko: 'bang head' :wacko:

we all know how awesome it was?!? fuck no, we all know how STUPID it was...

slowly killing myself and artificially regulating my bowels to fit a dosing schedule for nicotine was one of the DUMBEST things i ever did in my life...yeah i always reminensce about that dip i had when i stank up the bathroom so bad i had to double spray or the cool time that i went to spit between my legs and got dirt juice all over my junk...those were the days.....

"dirt juice all over my junk".....wow, I thought i was the only one that did that. All of us dumb ass addicts really have shared moments uh?

LOL, it's only "shared" if you got your dirt juice all over CD's junk! Don't ask don't tell!

[kratebike]

Sorry guys. I meant to say how it USED TO BE! Obviously we don't do that anymore. Chill the fuck out!

[pista]

Welcome aboard! This is the place to be.

And don't worry too much. Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!

Jesus H Christ....

I haven't been on this website all week and when I do decide to log-on, the first message I read says, "Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!"

That might just be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen written on these boards.

Fellow quitters - please don't allow comments like that to go unchecked.

Out

:wacko: 'bang head' :wacko:

we all know how awesome it was?!? fuck no, we all know how STUPID it was...

slowly killing myself and artificially regulating my bowels to fit a dosing schedule for nicotine was one of the DUMBEST things i ever did in my life...yeah i always reminensce about that dip i had when i stank up the bathroom so bad i had to double spray or the cool time that i went to spit between my legs and got dirt juice all over my junk...those were the days.....

"dirt juice all over my junk".....wow, I thought i was the only one that did that. All of us dumb ass addicts really have shared moments uh?

[RAZD611]

5. join flashman's masturbation team, they are searching for sprinters and distance


Curt
:)

So are you on the Varsity or JV squad?

varsity...distance team

CD you forgot to tell them your the towel boy for the varsity distance team.

[cdforecheck]

5. join flashman's masturbation team, they are searching for sprinters and distance


Curt
:)

So are you on the Varsity or JV squad?

varsity...distance team

[Rook]

5. join flashman's masturbation team, they are searching for sprinters and distance


Curt
:)

So are you on the Varsity or JV squad?

[cdforecheck]

dude not gonna tell you how to work your quit, but my advice take it or leave it, is don't remenience for a dip. Here is why:

1. distance yourself from the shit, trash it dump n flush, pee on it

2. don't buy beg borrow or bum a dip

3. forget the times that you used....4:30 shitter n' spitter this is a time to find a replacement activity

4. if you are strong tell the jokes all you want but i don't think they'll get a great reception

5. join flashman's masturbation team, they are searching for sprinters and distance

Curt
:)

[Rook]

Some of you guys need to take the advice of Sgt. Hulka.

Lighten up Francis! I'm just trying to lighten the mood while I'm going through my withdrawal tremors.

Didn't mean to offend anyone.

I'm a consummate Smart-A$$. And If I offended anyone, I'm man enough to apologize so sorry bout that fellas.

On that note, hope everyone has a great weekend.

[cdforecheck]

Welcome aboard! This is the place to be.

And don't worry too much. Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!

Jesus H Christ....

I haven't been on this website all week and when I do decide to log-on, the first message I read says, "Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!"

That might just be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen written on these boards.

Fellow quitters - please don't allow comments like that to go unchecked.

Out

:wacko: 'bang head' :wacko:

we all know how awesome it was?!? fuck no, we all know how STUPID it was...

slowly killing myself and artificially regulating my bowels to fit a dosing schedule for nicotine was one of the DUMBEST things i ever did in my life...yeah i always reminensce about that dip i had when i stank up the bathroom so bad i had to double spray or the cool time that i went to spit between my legs and got dirt juice all over my junk...those were the days.....

[Smokeyg]

Welcome aboard! This is the place to be.

And don't worry too much. Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!

Jesus H Christ....

I haven't been on this website all week and when I do decide to log-on, the first message I read says, "Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!"

That might just be one of the dumbest things I have ever seen written on these boards.

Fellow quitters - please don't allow comments like that to go unchecked.

Out

[kratebike]

Welcome aboard! This is the place to be.

And don't worry too much. Everyone here knows how awesome it is to put in a chew and take a shit!

[klark]

Allow myself to introduce...myself.

34 y/o. First tried dip when I was playing H.S. Baseball. Didn't like it. Went on to play in college and didn't do it then either. Fast forward to 27 y/o and a co-worker let me have a pinch, and I've been a 2 can a week addict ever since.

My last chew was this past Tuesday. Dealt with the shakes, stomach aches, numbness...feel like a doggone Heroin addict! But I haven't driven to the BP to get that Skoal yet. And I don't want to...ever again.

But boy do I miss that after Breakfast pinch/dump. (TMI I know. I'm Sorry!) I even miss the burn on my gums. But the main thing is, I don't want to get cancer and die.

Thanks for the site. Hope to join the HOF one of these days.

Rook, welcome to the site. If you are serious about the quit, this is the place to be. Look in your inbox for a message.

[Rook]

Allow myself to introduce...myself.

34 y/o. First tried dip when I was playing H.S. Baseball. Didn't like it. Went on to play in college and didn't do it then either. Fast forward to 27 y/o and a co-worker let me have a pinch, and I've been a 2 can a week addict ever since.

My last chew was this past Tuesday. Dealt with the shakes, stomach aches, numbness...feel like a doggone Heroin addict! But I haven't driven to the BP to get that Skoal yet. And I don't want to...ever again.

But boy do I miss that after Breakfast pinch/dump. (TMI I know. I'm Sorry!) I even miss the burn on my gums. But the main thing is, I don't want to get cancer and die.

Thanks for the site. Hope to join the HOF one of these days.