Any So Cal quitters??

[yzracer21]

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Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

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Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

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I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

I hate Disneyland. Does that help?

Wally World is better than DisneyLand, does that help? The moose out front should have told ya.

I live in South Louisiana and the abbreviation for that is South LA which could also mean South Los Angles which is in South California...........does that help?

My brother's ex wife's brother (if that makes sense) is a forest firefighter (or whatever you call them) and he's been to So. Cal. to fight the forest fires....Does that help?

I like drinking Southern Comfort. Which is commonly referred to as SoCo. Which is close to SoCal. Does that count?

I see tons of peopple around where i live that have "socal" stickers on the trucks and wear "socal" shirts, i could try and find one of them for you, if that helps. [/Quote]
Hmmph... _ .Ungrateful bastard. We tried so hard to help....

[Snowboredm]

I live in so cal.... quit day #1.

[Snoopy]

Thanks for the laugh this morning guys, definitely needed it. This is funny shit. 'Crazy'

[ScubaSteve]

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Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

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Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

I hate Disneyland. Does that help?

Wally World is better than DisneyLand, does that help? The moose out front should have told ya.

I live in South Louisiana and the abbreviation for that is South LA which could also mean South Los Angles which is in South California...........does that help?

My brother's ex wife's brother (if that makes sense) is a forest firefighter (or whatever you call them) and he's been to So. Cal. to fight the forest fires....Does that help?

I like drinking Southern Comfort. Which is commonly referred to as SoCo. Which is close to SoCal. Does that count?

Hmmph... _ .Ungrateful bastard. We tried so hard to help....

[russjns]

I live in socal. Right under a large plume of smoke. does that help?

[livin]

I have a uncle who used to work at a university in So Cal, but now he is retired and lives on the east coast. Does that help?

[GlennFtheKodiak]

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Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

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Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

I hate Disneyland. Does that help?

Wally World is better than DisneyLand, does that help? The moose out front should have told ya.

I live in South Louisiana and the abbreviation for that is South LA which could also mean South Los Angles which is in South California...........does that help?

My brother's ex wife's brother (if that makes sense) is a forest firefighter (or whatever you call them) and he's been to So. Cal. to fight the forest fires....Does that help?

I like drinking Southern Comfort. Which is commonly referred to as SoCo. Which is close to SoCal. Does that count?

[JpCrew]

*bump*

Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

I hate Disneyland. Does that help?

Wally World is better than DisneyLand, does that help? The moose out front should have told ya.

I live in South Louisiana and the abbreviation for that is South LA which could also mean South Los Angles which is in South California...........does that help?

My brother's ex wife's brother (if that makes sense) is a forest firefighter (or whatever you call them) and he's been to So. Cal. to fight the forest fires....Does that help?

[larrymc911]

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Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

I hate Disneyland. Does that help?

Wally World is better than DisneyLand, does that help? The moose out front should have told ya.

I live in South Louisiana and the abbreviation for that is South LA which could also mean South Los Angles which is in South California...........does that help?

[GlennFtheKodiak]

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Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

I hate Disneyland. Does that help?

Wally World is better than DisneyLand, does that help? The moose out front should have told ya.

[redtrain14]

*bump*

Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

I hate Disneyland. Does that help?

[ScubaSteve]

*bump*

Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

I've always WANTED to visit disneyland. Does that help?

[JpCrew]

*bump*

Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

A girl I work with just came back from vacation and went to Disney Land....does that help?

[ScubaSteve]

*bump*

Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?

I don't live in SoCal, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night. Does that help?

[kmemrm]

*bump*

Anyone? Anyone? SoCal quitters?

*bump*

Again, I've been to Southern California...does that help?

Bump...

I once had a fish taco in SD....does that help?

I once watched a Padres game on TV...in Houston...does that help?

I watched the movie Karate Kid and he was from Pasadena....does that help?

There is a Quitter on here, goes by the screen name Slug.......He is in SoCal.

I once watched te Chargers send Eli Manning to New York being replaced by Philip Rivers in 2004...That was in San Diego...Does that help?

I once watched the movie Commando with Awwnold Shwaartenegger who is the Guuuvvenah of California who is prolly firends with the Mayor of SD....does that help?

I once read in a leather-bound book that smelled of mahogany that San Diego stands for "Whales Vagina" in Latin. I lived in a Mexican village with Tarahumaran Indians at the time of reading....Does that help?

Growing up my Mom had a statue thing of Don Quixote in our house (I have no idea why).
And he's traveled through southern California...does that help?

I once knew a man from Nantucket. But his cousin lived in California. does that help?

I drove through Southern California once, and spent a day a Disney Land, and another day at Six Flags.........Does That Help?

I had a bowl of cereal yesterday for breakfast and the milk came froma happy cow, which came from California....Does that help?

I once traveled to Tijuana from Southern California to party all night (actually a few times).....and actually survived without getting a disease (believe it or not), stabbed, or kidnapped.......does that help?

I was once walking in Memphis with my feet ten feet off of Beale, when I ran into a prostitute from Oakland. Does that help?

I once heard HotelCalifornia on the radio. Does that help?

I once got a paper cut on "Our Condolences for your loss" Hallmark card manufactured in Saskatchewan...Does that help?

I heard on the radio that some kids in Florida had their toy sword and gun confiscated from the airport security, then Disney World said they'd mail them a new one and Walt Disney started Disney Land and that's in California....does that help?

I wish they all could be California girls. Does that help?

OJ lived in LA. Does that help?