can't stop quitting

[Souliman]

Let me tell you this...if you got someone on the outside of this giving you a purple nurple when you start itching to fill your pie hole with cancer candy, the safer your quit.

Mrs. Soul says "waffle iron" when I talk about a crave. Like waffle iron on your nuts. Yeah....I like the way she rolls.

[Sleestak]

Looks like you won't be getting that can then! My daughter told me that every time she hears me say "Red Man Natural Fine Cut" she is going to kick me in the shin and change my request to coffee.

I didn't realize she knew the exact name of my preferred product. Shudder.

[dslisonit]

my wife will be the one to buy me a can because i won't shut the fuck up! how nice to not have to fit in words between spitting. sorry honey, you're stuck with the new me....