Rapping up day 1 and I feel wierd. I've gone longer than this befor but I think I always knew I would go back. It feels different this time.
This is some heavy shit bro. You've been chin dipping since Moby Dick was a minnow.
Its gonna feel weird. REAL fucking weird.
Your lucky though. You found us.
Look how many people, who don't know you from a cock in the ass, have offered some advice/support/tough love.
We aren't ghey, at least I'm not. We don't want get in your trousers, at least I don't...we want to help you QUIT. I know I do.
Post roll and promise to keep that shit out of your lip.
You want to have something between your cheeks and gum, stick a hot dog up your ass.
As of now your quit. Wake up tomorrow and post your promise to do it again. Then the next day and the next day and the next day and so on...
You feel "weird", confused , pissed, have questions, wanna bitch, complain, turn to us. We will help.
Freedom bro. Time to get yours back. Its been too long.