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Offline bearattack

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #153 on: June 26, 2009, 10:42:00 PM »
Well how bad can it be..... I ve puked from my own shit smell only once.... New yrs day 2000... So hung over I jumped of the seat and was puking right on it...

Can't be that bad dean.... Pics????
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Offline SWJ

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #152 on: June 26, 2009, 12:33:00 PM »
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Dude...My shit was so gross that I puked. It was the shitty-seed element.

Today, I am pretty upset about Michael Jackson dying.
If your shit appears Michael-Jackson-colored, you should definitely see a doctor.
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Offline DeanTheCoot

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #151 on: June 26, 2009, 09:16:00 AM »
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And quit being a little bitch about it already!
Dude...My shit was so gross that I puked. It was the shitty-seed element.

Today, I am pretty upset about Michael Jackson dying.
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Offline Stretch

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #150 on: June 26, 2009, 08:45:00 AM »
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Day 94

I think I need to quit seeds. My poop looked really gross this afternoon...shitty-seed remnants floating above a bed of loose, light-tan, diarrhea-ish cocky.

I puked in the sink a little bit.
I am officially 4 weeks clean of seeds. Gum on the other hand....


But no yellowish shit with the gum, and your mouth is left minty fresh.
Holy sunflower seed Batman....how many are you pounding down a day? I can just see you walking around the office with a wad of seeds in your mouth looking like a fucking chipmunk nibbling on them.

The gum is the way to go....just don't swallow it or your shit will start to get really interesting!

And quit being a little bitch about it already!

smooches 'rem'
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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #149 on: June 25, 2009, 04:03:00 PM »
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Day 94

I think I need to quit seeds. My poop looked really gross this afternoon...shitty-seed remnants floating above a bed of loose, light-tan, diarrhea-ish cocky.

I puked in the sink a little bit.
I am officially 4 weeks clean of seeds. Gum on the other hand....


But no yellowish shit with the gum, and your mouth is left minty fresh.
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Offline DeanTheCoot

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #148 on: June 25, 2009, 03:52:00 PM »
Day 94

I think I need to quit seeds. My poop looked really gross this afternoon...shitty-seed remnants floating above a bed of loose, light-tan, diarrhea-ish cocky.

I puked in the sink a little bit.
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Offline Smokeyg

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #147 on: June 24, 2009, 04:17:00 PM »
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Offline markr

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #146 on: June 23, 2009, 06:44:00 AM »
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Dean,

A side effect of quit, is having to hold those shitty gas pumps and stand outside pumping gas like a dbag... Since we don't have tins to prop gas pumps what are you using now???
Can bottle, actually standing out there squeezing pump trigger...

I'm aware are friends fron the state of new jovi,
Will chime in, as they imagaine they are so high class they don't pump gas in new jovi...
Hate to burst there bubble but there gas pumping slaves are all turban wrapped terrorist, each sittin on 30k gals of bomb aka gas tanks on every corner...
more reason to love Jersey. And Oregon too. And they smoke the good hooch out there.

Dem fuckin terrorist cocksuckers used to sell me Kodiak too.
Funny how they could sell that shit to us, huh? Cant speak a fucking word of english but can sure as hell count American money and make change...wtf?
just flip the latch on here we don't have to hold the pump.
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Offline Move Forward

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #145 on: June 22, 2009, 01:30:00 PM »
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Dean,

A side effect of quit, is having to hold those shitty gas pumps and stand outside pumping gas like a dbag... Since we don't have tins to prop gas pumps what are you using now???
Can bottle, actually standing out there squeezing pump trigger...

I'm aware are friends fron the state of new jovi,
Will chime in, as they imagaine they are so high class they don't pump gas in new jovi...
Hate to burst there bubble but there gas pumping slaves are all turban wrapped terrorist, each sittin on 30k gals of bomb aka gas tanks on every corner...
more reason to love Jersey. And Oregon too. And they smoke the good hooch out there.

Dem fuckin terrorist cocksuckers used to sell me Kodiak too.
Funny how they could sell that shit to us, huh? Cant speak a fucking word of english but can sure as hell count American money and make change...wtf?
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Offline GlennFtheKodiak

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #144 on: June 22, 2009, 10:48:00 AM »
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Dean,

A side effect of quit, is having to hold those shitty gas pumps and stand outside pumping gas like a dbag... Since we don't have tins to prop gas pumps what are you using now???
Can bottle, actually standing out there squeezing pump trigger...

I'm aware are friends fron the state of new jovi,
Will chime in, as they imagaine they are so high class they don't pump gas in new jovi...
Hate to burst there bubble but there gas pumping slaves are all turban wrapped terrorist, each sittin on 30k gals of bomb aka gas tanks on every corner...
more reason to love Jersey. And Oregon too. And they smoke the good hooch out there.

Dem fuckin terrorist cocksuckers used to sell me Kodiak too.
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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #143 on: June 22, 2009, 09:33:00 AM »
Dean,

A side effect of quit, is having to hold those shitty gas pumps and stand outside pumping gas like a dbag... Since we don't have tins to prop gas pumps what are you using now???
Can bottle, actually standing out there squeezing pump trigger...

I'm aware are friends fron the state of new jovi,
Will chime in, as they imagaine they are so high class they don't pump gas in new jovi...
Hate to burst there bubble but there gas pumping slaves are all turban wrapped terrorist, each sittin on 30k gals of bomb aka gas tanks on every corner...
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I've dipped enough to be satisfied for a life time, done with it... I killed the bear... hate that scumbag. 02/27/09@ 10pm was my last taste!!!!

Offline bearattack

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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #142 on: June 17, 2009, 07:52:00 PM »
Deans probably pimping some buttonfly z cavariccis.... Big time cock smoocher...
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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #141 on: June 17, 2009, 11:02:00 AM »
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There is a brace and pull technique
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You turds are just pissed you can't roll in the 501's anymore!
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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #140 on: June 17, 2009, 10:32:00 AM »
You'd be amazed how gay things can get up in here...
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Re: July 09 Quitters
« Reply #139 on: June 17, 2009, 08:48:00 AM »
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To all those critical of my cocksmoocher pants: Your lady didn't have any problem opening up my button-fly with her teeth and thereafter swallowing my johnson to my balls.
Just when i thought things could not get any gayer......
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