Mthomastherapy

[ERDVM]

177 days nicotine free and alcohol free

I rarely very rarely feel the burden of craves for nicotine.  Don't get me wrong, on occasion the thought crosses my mind to dip but it is pretty easy to dismiss and not a battle like it once was.  However I realized that even though I have the formula to quit nicotine and have been quit for 177 days and it seems easy.  I had a moment of self disgust and loathing today.

I am an addict!

When I quit Nicotine, I quit alcohol.  I knew that If I quit nic, it would be easy and probable that I would increase drinking to compensate for my quit of nic and that was a dangerous thought.  Then I went and posted roll on KTP.  I didn't think I had a porn addiction but looked at the pic's of the day on this site and it ended with me seeing vaginas and boobs on my ipad.  So I caved and started a day one again.  Fortunately, I now have over 20 days quit on porn.

Yeah good for me, I quit nic, alcohol and porn.  You know what.  I am disgusted.  I looked down at a doughnut I was eating today and I felt the same as I did when I saw my final can of chew.  "Why am I eating this?  I don't want it, I don't need it but here I am stuffing my fat fucking face!" 

When I quit chewing tobacco, I weighed 182 pounds.  Today, 177 days later, I weigh 212 pounds.  I gained 30 pounds!  I keep saying that I am going to go to the gym but I don't.  I am going to control when and what I eat but I don't....

I am an addict!!!

To truly treat our addictions we can't replace one bad habit with another.  So for a moment I felt great but now I face the reality that I simply replace one addiction with another. 

For me the long term battle about staying quit is figuring out how to bridal my addiction not to seek pleasure that destroys.  Since we all have addiction in common.  Ask yourself,  "Since I quit tobacco, have I increased my Drinking Alcohol, Looking at Porn, Gambling, over eating and gaining weight?"  If so, how do we move our addiction to productive and good things?

Fuck the Billion Dollar Tobacco Industry!  I hate them because I became addicted to their product and risked cancer for the stupid pleasure of a buzz. 

Fuck the Billion Dollar Alcohol Industry!  Alcohol abuse is a root cause of many ruined marriages, job loss and absent fathers. 

Fuck the Billion Dollar Porn Industry! Most of the "Models" in porn are currently or have suffered abuse.  Our fantasies if we looked at them for the reality they are will draw the conclusion that looking at titties and vaginas perpetuates the abuse and you are contributing to the problem.  Also, if you have a wife, you are hurting her self worth and esteem by participating in that practice.

Food is necessary but as much as I like Ice Cream, Doughnuts, soda and Cereal.  I have to control it! 

All this garbage is at our finger tips and everywhere we go.  So Addiction comes in all formats and we as addicts need to display more self control than ever. 

Nicotine, Alcohol, Porn and Pop are all vices I quit.  All those variable pleasure triggers now is laser focused on food.  My war isn't over.  I am 212 lbs. I am going to put my efforts, rage and passion into working out.  I will report back when I weigh 202. 

Even making that statement scares me like committing to quit dip.  Guys quitting chew becomes easy, just replace your addiction with good things or your vices will change but you still will not be free.

This is how I feel after being quit for 177 days.  I am free from nicotine and the burden of being quit and off nicotine is AWESOME!  However, today I acknowledge that I am not free.  My addiction latched on to food consumption and I am getting my ass kicked!

Great post bud. I echo your sentiments on all subjects covered. Like you, I have put on a ton of weight since I quit dipping. Between 15-20 lbs in 101 days. I am constantly cramming food in my face and I consume more alcohol than I ever did when I was dipping. It's funny b/c although my battle with nic has been a winning one thus far, I have flat out lost control in other areas. My self esteem isn't at it's highest point ever and I feel a lot of frustration towards my behavior and my refusal thus far to really change much even though I recognize it. Almost every day I find a reason not to excercise and to drink beer instead. I have begun posting just this week in the alcohol slowdown group and it has kept me from drinking for 3 days so far. It hasn't been easy. Last night I cursed myself for posting there when I realized the Cowboy/Giant game was on. I was furious. Why? Because I couldn't drink? Stupid. The sun still comes up the next day. Like you I am going to work very hard towards changing the way I am living my life. Thanks for the inspiration!

Mthomas I remember 2 or 3 months ago you told me when the nicotine was under control other things would fall into place. I agree that when the nicotine is manageable there are other thing to work on. I have lost control or given control to the bitch for so long now learning to live nic free is a whole life makeover! I posted this yesterday in general discussion.

At day 158 I've been contemplating some experiences on KTC.  My experience of quitting dip is only a portion of my time here.  I have met some wonderful people, enjoyed some great times dealing with addiction, I've learned so much about myself, I've started pulling out of my secret life.  Some of the non-nic forums have helped me face other issues which needed to be addressed along with quitting dip.  This is a life altering experience!
Thank you!!

So now we recognize the areas we have to work on. They will take the same determination as quitting dip!
So the battles go on

Good Good Stuff brothers. Being able to look at yourself honestly, is life changing. Our stories are so similar to each other that it is eerie. Thanks for posting MT. The fight goes on...indeed WT, indeed. Im glad you phags are around here. :wub:

[Wt57]

177 days nicotine free and alcohol free

I rarely very rarely feel the burden of craves for nicotine.  Don't get me wrong, on occasion the thought crosses my mind to dip but it is pretty easy to dismiss and not a battle like it once was.  However I realized that even though I have the formula to quit nicotine and have been quit for 177 days and it seems easy.  I had a moment of self disgust and loathing today.

I am an addict!

When I quit Nicotine, I quit alcohol.  I knew that If I quit nic, it would be easy and probable that I would increase drinking to compensate for my quit of nic and that was a dangerous thought.  Then I went and posted roll on KTP.  I didn't think I had a porn addiction but looked at the pic's of the day on this site and it ended with me seeing vaginas and boobs on my ipad.  So I caved and started a day one again.  Fortunately, I now have over 20 days quit on porn.

Yeah good for me, I quit nic, alcohol and porn.  You know what.  I am disgusted.  I looked down at a doughnut I was eating today and I felt the same as I did when I saw my final can of chew.  "Why am I eating this?  I don't want it, I don't need it but here I am stuffing my fat fucking face!" 

When I quit chewing tobacco, I weighed 182 pounds.  Today, 177 days later, I weigh 212 pounds.  I gained 30 pounds!  I keep saying that I am going to go to the gym but I don't.  I am going to control when and what I eat but I don't....

I am an addict!!!

To truly treat our addictions we can't replace one bad habit with another.  So for a moment I felt great but now I face the reality that I simply replace one addiction with another. 

For me the long term battle about staying quit is figuring out how to bridal my addiction not to seek pleasure that destroys.  Since we all have addiction in common.  Ask yourself,  "Since I quit tobacco, have I increased my Drinking Alcohol, Looking at Porn, Gambling, over eating and gaining weight?"  If so, how do we move our addiction to productive and good things?

Fuck the Billion Dollar Tobacco Industry!  I hate them because I became addicted to their product and risked cancer for the stupid pleasure of a buzz. 

Fuck the Billion Dollar Alcohol Industry!  Alcohol abuse is a root cause of many ruined marriages, job loss and absent fathers. 

Fuck the Billion Dollar Porn Industry! Most of the "Models" in porn are currently or have suffered abuse.  Our fantasies if we looked at them for the reality they are will draw the conclusion that looking at titties and vaginas perpetuates the abuse and you are contributing to the problem.  Also, if you have a wife, you are hurting her self worth and esteem by participating in that practice.

Food is necessary but as much as I like Ice Cream, Doughnuts, soda and Cereal.  I have to control it! 

All this garbage is at our finger tips and everywhere we go.  So Addiction comes in all formats and we as addicts need to display more self control than ever. 

Nicotine, Alcohol, Porn and Pop are all vices I quit.  All those variable pleasure triggers now is laser focused on food.  My war isn't over.  I am 212 lbs. I am going to put my efforts, rage and passion into working out.  I will report back when I weigh 202. 

Even making that statement scares me like committing to quit dip.  Guys quitting chew becomes easy, just replace your addiction with good things or your vices will change but you still will not be free.

This is how I feel after being quit for 177 days.  I am free from nicotine and the burden of being quit and off nicotine is AWESOME!  However, today I acknowledge that I am not free.  My addiction latched on to food consumption and I am getting my ass kicked!

Great post bud. I echo your sentiments on all subjects covered. Like you, I have put on a ton of weight since I quit dipping. Between 15-20 lbs in 101 days. I am constantly cramming food in my face and I consume more alcohol than I ever did when I was dipping. It's funny b/c although my battle with nic has been a winning one thus far, I have flat out lost control in other areas. My self esteem isn't at it's highest point ever and I feel a lot of frustration towards my behavior and my refusal thus far to really change much even though I recognize it. Almost every day I find a reason not to excercise and to drink beer instead. I have begun posting just this week in the alcohol slowdown group and it has kept me from drinking for 3 days so far. It hasn't been easy. Last night I cursed myself for posting there when I realized the Cowboy/Giant game was on. I was furious. Why? Because I couldn't drink? Stupid. The sun still comes up the next day. Like you I am going to work very hard towards changing the way I am living my life. Thanks for the inspiration!

Mthomas I remember 2 or 3 months ago you told me when the nicotine was under control other things would fall into place. I agree that when the nicotine is manageable there are other thing to work on. I have lost control or given control to the bitch for so long now learning to live nic free is a whole life makeover! I posted this yesterday in general discussion.

At day 158 I've been contemplating some experiences on KTC.  My experience of quitting dip is only a portion of my time here.  I have met some wonderful people, enjoyed some great times dealing with addiction, I've learned so much about myself, I've started pulling out of my secret life.  Some of the non-nic forums have helped me face other issues which needed to be addressed along with quitting dip.  This is a life altering experience!
Thank you!!

So now we recognize the areas we have to work on. They will take the same determination as quitting dip!
So the battles go on

[Morgan1]

177 days nicotine free and alcohol free

I rarely very rarely feel the burden of craves for nicotine. Don't get me wrong, on occasion the thought crosses my mind to dip but it is pretty easy to dismiss and not a battle like it once was. However I realized that even though I have the formula to quit nicotine and have been quit for 177 days and it seems easy. I had a moment of self disgust and loathing today.

I am an addict!

When I quit Nicotine, I quit alcohol. I knew that If I quit nic, it would be easy and probable that I would increase drinking to compensate for my quit of nic and that was a dangerous thought. Then I went and posted roll on KTP. I didn't think I had a porn addiction but looked at the pic's of the day on this site and it ended with me seeing vaginas and boobs on my ipad. So I caved and started a day one again. Fortunately, I now have over 20 days quit on porn.

Yeah good for me, I quit nic, alcohol and porn. You know what. I am disgusted. I looked down at a doughnut I was eating today and I felt the same as I did when I saw my final can of chew. "Why am I eating this? I don't want it, I don't need it but here I am stuffing my fat fucking face!"

When I quit chewing tobacco, I weighed 182 pounds. Today, 177 days later, I weigh 212 pounds. I gained 30 pounds! I keep saying that I am going to go to the gym but I don't. I am going to control when and what I eat but I don't....

I am an addict!!!

To truly treat our addictions we can't replace one bad habit with another. So for a moment I felt great but now I face the reality that I simply replace one addiction with another.

For me the long term battle about staying quit is figuring out how to bridal my addiction not to seek pleasure that destroys. Since we all have addiction in common. Ask yourself, "Since I quit tobacco, have I increased my Drinking Alcohol, Looking at Porn, Gambling, over eating and gaining weight?" If so, how do we move our addiction to productive and good things?

Fuck the Billion Dollar Tobacco Industry! I hate them because I became addicted to their product and risked cancer for the stupid pleasure of a buzz.

Fuck the Billion Dollar Alcohol Industry! Alcohol abuse is a root cause of many ruined marriages, job loss and absent fathers.

Fuck the Billion Dollar Porn Industry! Most of the "Models" in porn are currently or have suffered abuse. Our fantasies if we looked at them for the reality they are will draw the conclusion that looking at titties and vaginas perpetuates the abuse and you are contributing to the problem. Also, if you have a wife, you are hurting her self worth and esteem by participating in that practice.

Food is necessary but as much as I like Ice Cream, Doughnuts, soda and Cereal. I have to control it!

All this garbage is at our finger tips and everywhere we go. So Addiction comes in all formats and we as addicts need to display more self control than ever.

Nicotine, Alcohol, Porn and Pop are all vices I quit. All those variable pleasure triggers now is laser focused on food. My war isn't over. I am 212 lbs. I am going to put my efforts, rage and passion into working out. I will report back when I weigh 202.

Even making that statement scares me like committing to quit dip. Guys quitting chew becomes easy, just replace your addiction with good things or your vices will change but you still will not be free.

This is how I feel after being quit for 177 days. I am free from nicotine and the burden of being quit and off nicotine is AWESOME! However, today I acknowledge that I am not free. My addiction latched on to food consumption and I am getting my ass kicked!

Great post bud. I echo your sentiments on all subjects covered. Like you, I have put on a ton of weight since I quit dipping. Between 15-20 lbs in 101 days. I am constantly cramming food in my face and I consume more alcohol than I ever did when I was dipping. It's funny b/c although my battle with nic has been a winning one thus far, I have flat out lost control in other areas. My self esteem isn't at it's highest point ever and I feel a lot of frustration towards my behavior and my refusal thus far to really change much even though I recognize it. Almost every day I find a reason not to excercise and to drink beer instead. I have begun posting just this week in the alcohol slowdown group and it has kept me from drinking for 3 days so far. It hasn't been easy. Last night I cursed myself for posting there when I realized the Cowboy/Giant game was on. I was furious. Why? Because I couldn't drink? Stupid. The sun still comes up the next day. Like you I am going to work very hard towards changing the way I am living my life. Thanks for the inspiration!

[Mthomas3824]

177 days nicotine free and alcohol free

I rarely very rarely feel the burden of craves for nicotine. Don't get me wrong, on occasion the thought crosses my mind to dip but it is pretty easy to dismiss and not a battle like it once was. However I realized that even though I have the formula to quit nicotine and have been quit for 177 days and it seems easy. I had a moment of self disgust and loathing today.

I am an addict!

When I quit Nicotine, I quit alcohol. I knew that If I quit nic, it would be easy and probable that I would increase drinking to compensate for my quit of nic and that was a dangerous thought. Then I went and posted roll on KTP. I didn't think I had a porn addiction but looked at the pic's of the day on this site and it ended with me seeing vaginas and boobs on my ipad. So I caved and started a day one again. Fortunately, I now have over 20 days quit on porn.

Yeah good for me, I quit nic, alcohol and porn. You know what. I am disgusted. I looked down at a doughnut I was eating today and I felt the same as I did when I saw my final can of chew. "Why am I eating this? I don't want it, I don't need it but here I am stuffing my fat fucking face!"

When I quit chewing tobacco, I weighed 182 pounds. Today, 177 days later, I weigh 212 pounds. I gained 30 pounds! I keep saying that I am going to go to the gym but I don't. I am going to control when and what I eat but I don't....

I am an addict!!!

To truly treat our addictions we can't replace one bad habit with another. So for a moment I felt great but now I face the reality that I simply replace one addiction with another.

For me the long term battle about staying quit is figuring out how to bridal my addiction not to seek pleasure that destroys. Since we all have addiction in common. Ask yourself, "Since I quit tobacco, have I increased my Drinking Alcohol, Looking at Porn, Gambling, over eating and gaining weight?" If so, how do we move our addiction to productive and good things?

Fuck the Billion Dollar Tobacco Industry! I hate them because I became addicted to their product and risked cancer for the stupid pleasure of a buzz.

Fuck the Billion Dollar Alcohol Industry! Alcohol abuse is a root cause of many ruined marriages, job loss and absent fathers.

Fuck the Billion Dollar Porn Industry! Most of the "Models" in porn are currently or have suffered abuse. Our fantasies if we looked at them for the reality they are will draw the conclusion that looking at titties and vaginas perpetuates the abuse and you are contributing to the problem. Also, if you have a wife, you are hurting her self worth and esteem by participating in that practice.

Food is necessary but as much as I like Ice Cream, Doughnuts, soda and Cereal. I have to control it!

All this garbage is at our finger tips and everywhere we go. So Addiction comes in all formats and we as addicts need to display more self control than ever.

Nicotine, Alcohol, Porn and Pop are all vices I quit. All those variable pleasure triggers now is laser focused on food. My war isn't over. I am 212 lbs. I am going to put my efforts, rage and passion into working out. I will report back when I weigh 202.

Even making that statement scares me like committing to quit dip. Guys quitting chew becomes easy, just replace your addiction with good things or your vices will change but you still will not be free.

This is how I feel after being quit for 177 days. I am free from nicotine and the burden of being quit and off nicotine is AWESOME! However, today I acknowledge that I am not free. My addiction latched on to food consumption and I am getting my ass kicked!

[jrws]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights.  'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!

Nope and she doesn't need to know either. So we lock the door now. However, it seems like when the door is locked the kids know and we get a lot of knocks at the door.

Since they are teenagers now, we moved the sport to mornings vs. nights, they tend to sleep in and leave us alone.



'bang head'

Pure classic MT. I, for once, have nothing to say. Maybe I should moan...

ummmm i got nothing ... freaking hilarious man

That was great!!!!

I like the part where you say you froze....kind of like when you go walking around and happen to walk right up to a rabbit who is down in the grass just eating not even noticing you were near them until ....its to late! They freeze and it looks like thier eyes are going to buldge right out of thier heads!!!!

Anyway keep on keeping on with the Mrs's brother!

Once again........yet another reason to make family dinners awkward!!!

I will be thinking of this thread at every Thanksgiving dinner from here on out!


'eat'

I can see it now.

Ten years later....... MT and son are fishing and son says hey dad you remember when.......................

Thank god... I am sitting here reading some Hemingway and that fucker has one of his characters get a pack of Chesterfields and I am thinking, damn, I bet they were really good then. So now the nic bitch has got my brain, and after diarrhea posts all over the pinned group's threads with no relief, I come across this. Well written. You out did Hemingway and made my day today. Big effin smile.

[RAZD611]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights. 'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!

Nope and she doesn't need to know either. So we lock the door now. However, it seems like when the door is locked the kids know and we get a lot of knocks at the door.

Since they are teenagers now, we moved the sport to mornings vs. nights, they tend to sleep in and leave us alone.



'bang head'

Pure classic MT. I, for once, have nothing to say. Maybe I should moan...

ummmm i got nothing ... freaking hilarious man

That was great!!!!

I like the part where you say you froze....kind of like when you go walking around and happen to walk right up to a rabbit who is down in the grass just eating not even noticing you were near them until ....its to late! They freeze and it looks like thier eyes are going to buldge right out of thier heads!!!!

Anyway keep on keeping on with the Mrs's brother!

Once again........yet another reason to make family dinners awkward!!!

I will be thinking of this thread at every Thanksgiving dinner from here on out!


'eat'

I can see it now.

Ten years later....... MT and son are fishing and son says hey dad you remember when.......................

[dr_jones_25]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights. 'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!

Nope and she doesn't need to know either. So we lock the door now. However, it seems like when the door is locked the kids know and we get a lot of knocks at the door.

Since they are teenagers now, we moved the sport to mornings vs. nights, they tend to sleep in and leave us alone.



'bang head'

Pure classic MT. I, for once, have nothing to say. Maybe I should moan...

ummmm i got nothing ... freaking hilarious man

That was great!!!!

I like the part where you say you froze....kind of like when you go walking around and happen to walk right up to a rabbit who is down in the grass just eating not even noticing you were near them until ....its to late! They freeze and it looks like thier eyes are going to buldge right out of thier heads!!!!

Anyway keep on keeping on with the Mrs's brother!

Once again........yet another reason to make family dinners awkward!!!

I will be thinking of this thread at every Thanksgiving dinner from here on out!


'eat'

[Grizzly25]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights. 'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!

Nope and she doesn't need to know either. So we lock the door now. However, it seems like when the door is locked the kids know and we get a lot of knocks at the door.

Since they are teenagers now, we moved the sport to mornings vs. nights, they tend to sleep in and leave us alone.



'bang head'

Pure classic MT. I, for once, have nothing to say. Maybe I should moan...

ummmm i got nothing ... freaking hilarious man

That was great!!!!

I like the part where you say you froze....kind of like when you go walking around and happen to walk right up to a rabbit who is down in the grass just eating not even noticing you were near them until ....its to late! They freeze and it looks like thier eyes are going to buldge right out of thier heads!!!!

Anyway keep on keeping on with the Mrs's brother!

[raiderx]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights. 'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!

Nope and she doesn't need to know either. So we lock the door now. However, it seems like when the door is locked the kids know and we get a lot of knocks at the door.

Since they are teenagers now, we moved the sport to mornings vs. nights, they tend to sleep in and leave us alone.



'bang head'

Pure classic MT. I, for once, have nothing to say. Maybe I should moan...

ummmm i got nothing ... freaking hilarious man

[Mthomas3824]

Day 167 For some reason, the 160's has been really slow. Feel like I should be closing out the 170's....and I am not even there. My quit today is fun but I can't make any sense out of it. Kind of like this.....Quit Party

[eric71]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights. 'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!

Nope and she doesn't need to know either. So we lock the door now. However, it seems like when the door is locked the kids know and we get a lot of knocks at the door.

Since they are teenagers now, we moved the sport to mornings vs. nights, they tend to sleep in and leave us alone.



'bang head'

Pure classic MT. I, for once, have nothing to say. Maybe I should moan...

[Mthomas3824]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights. 'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!

Nope and she doesn't need to know either. So we lock the door now. However, it seems like when the door is locked the kids know and we get a lot of knocks at the door.

Since they are teenagers now, we moved the sport to mornings vs. nights, they tend to sleep in and leave us alone.



'bang head'

[Wt57]

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

That's a funny as shit story, Mark. I give you big props for having the balls to tell it.
This also solidifies my habit of locking the door during said adventures.

Empty Nest HaHa!!

[rgross298]

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

That's a funny as shit story, Mark. I give you big props for having the balls to tell it.
This also solidifies my habit of locking the door during said adventures.

[Wt57]

Day 162

Nothing about dip.  This is about sex with my wife.....

Have you ever been making sweet, sweet love to your wife to have one of your kids walk in on it? 

It was 3:00 AM.  For some reason my wife and I got into doing the freaky deaky.  All my kids rooms are downstairs.  So I am doing a good job boning.  Someone turns the lights on in our room!

I freeze.  (Like if I hold still, I am invisible)  My son Say's, "Oh I am sorry, sorry!"  Turns off the lights and runs off. 

My wife is terrified and tells me to go talk to him?  I don't know what to say.  Oh the kid is 12 years old when this happens.  So I put on my clothes and walk out of the room.

My son had a glass a milk and was heading down the stairs, back to his room.  He is trying not talk to me so I said, "Blake hey Blake."  He has this look like, lets not talk but I was told by Mrs Thomas to have a talk with him.  He said, reluctantly, "yeah dad"  and I didn't know what to say.....So I say, "Well you caught your mom and dad making love...do you have any questions?"  He said, "No, I came up to get a drink and use the bathroom, I heard mom making noises so I thought she was having a bad dream.  I turned on the lights to wake her up." 

"So are you okay", I said.  He replied, "yeah I am fine but I think I will use the downstairs bathroom from now on."

I said okay and went to bed.  Told my wife and she said, "You told him we were making love????"  I said yeah what did you want me to say?  She said, "Well I don't know but making love?"  I told her I would work extra hours to pay for the counseling. 

How common is it for children to catch mom and dad trying to perfectly park the boner?

Bumped to keep in order.

its called locking the door, we found that out after vacation one year when our oldest was 3 ish.

if the door is not locked, oh well nothing is happening

What you no like doing the freaky deaky with a little peeky? lol Definitely lock those doors before you commence boning...

'crackup'

Holy crap that's hilarious!!! I've never walked in on it, but I've been walked in on, and either way, it's awkward as fuck!

Just tell him you were just wrestling and you were about to get your back points when he turned on the lights. 'boob' (It happens, gotta learn sometime.)

'do it' 'rem' 'crackup' 'chew2' 'bj' 'Kiss' 'Y'
LMAO MT you made my day!!

Does Mrs Thomas know that you told all of us she's a screamer!!!!