I was going to say somehow I stumbled into green smoothies and then I remembered how. I was reading Skoal Monster's intro thread and there was some chatter about weight and someone posted a link to the movie Fat, Sick, and Almost Dead. I thought "I have an hour and a half left at work, I'll watch that!" (I'm a really good employee). So I got all amped up about juicers and shit.
Wednesday night I pulled out the cheapo Black and Decker blender I bought 100 years ago when I was a protein shake drinker and stuffed it full of kale leaves, parley, ginger root, celery, turnip greens, beet slices, carrots, green apple, and mushrooms. Blended it up with some water and choked it down. Its a brownish greenish color (red and green mixed) it looks like shit literally and figuratively.
I had two of those yesterday (lunch and dinner).
I am drinkchewing one now.
I need a better blender to make it smoother.
I am going to drink at least one of these everyday for a month (after this weekend because I will be OOT and I am not packing up a blender and a grocery store). I have a feeling that I will drop a couple lbs (not the main goal) but I am going to feel fucking wicked awesome- Veggie Power!
I am not eating one of these fuckers tonight though.
I am going to get some steaks and grill em. Probably go with some ribeyes not sure though- the ole' lady likes filets- I dont like the price of them nor do I think they are as tasty.
Yes I live in North Iowa, it will be cold, it will be dark, I may be slightly inebriated (only one glass of wine). I am going to get some sort of veggie too- I think roasted brussel sprouts with hot chiles and garlic sound mighty tasty.
I wont eat pork anymore (BACON DOES NOT COUNT) the last few times my pork shoulders and loins have smelled like hog confinements- disgusting. I live in the largest pork producing state- I feel like a traitor but that shit is fucking gross. Plus I just recently learned that pigs dont have a lymphatic system- all of their disease just festers in them and then we eat them and their diseased asses. Fuck pigs.
Sunflowers are still good. I dont really eat them anymore but I have a giant sack of them in my office.
Ramble Done.
