As I lie in bed next to my beautiful, sleeping wife; toe twitching, foot bouncing; I think of how wonderful a pinch would be right now. Just a quick one before bed. Then, I think of how I want to spend as many years as possible with this amazing woman. She doesn't hassle me about chewing. She knows I won't quit unless I'm ready to quit.
I know by continuing to put "Satan in a can" in my lip, I am greatly reducing my chances with a long life with her, not to mention my chances of hot make out sessions.
But, guess what, I think I'm ready. I've been a slave for almost 30 years. I've had enough. If I were a religious person, I would ask you all to pray for me to feel the same way tomorrow. And the day after that. And the day after that. Thankfully, I will have the support of all of you.
So, I will not be posting in the Roll call just yet, as it has only been a few hours since I last dipped, but I hope to be able to do so on Monday morning. I look forward to saying that I quit with you today.