FUCK I want a dip of Red Seal Wintergreen Longcut right now.
Chugging some water, getting some gum. I can do this. Embrace the suck!!! Shit, it really sucks!!
No you fucking don't. You want to stay quit. You want to save your own life. You want to have a happy marriage beginning in 15 days. YOU WANT TO BE FREE.
The nicodemon wants that dip. The nicodemon wants you to cave. She's fucking with your mind and your body right now. When she whispers in your ear "Go ahead. One won't hurt," you've got to fucking scream in her face "FUCK YOU, LIAR!" When she tickles, you throat punch.
If you think all you're risking is some gum and mouth problems, I strongly encourage you to go read cablinaggie's Hall of Fame speech. Just click
here and get educated on what nicotine does to your entire body, not just your mouth.
Be strong, Capt. I believe you are. Now, you believe it.