To all the cork soakers complaining out there - you're entitled to a full refund:
Ratings based on Federal Quitting Guide 13 CFR 36.3409 and current market conditions. Appraisal of quit is final and cannot be repealed, revoked, canceled, or challenged. Formal disputes will result in immediate forfeiture of prize money. Kill The Can makes no warranty, express or implied of the aforementioned transaction and cannot be held liable for final disposition of said quit. By accepting the cash balance, recipient agrees to the terms and conditions herein forthwith to wit and is responsible for all taxes, fees, liens. Etc. etc. All refund requests must be notarized and submitted in writing in triplicate from an undisclosed mailbox in Madagascar. Postage is responsibility of sender and will not be refunded. Allow four to six years for a reply.