syndrome

[Mthomas3824]

so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.

and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.

drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.

That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.

P

You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall.

1900 days. I love it! That's inspiring.

[Evil_Won]

so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.

and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.

drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.

That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.

P

You got this, just put on your Thinkin' Cap. If that don't work try a Sawzall.

[Pinched]

so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.

and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.

drome,
if that is your 1900 day gift; you should try to get a big KTC sticker to apply to the front door, that way it would work just like a coin or milestone chip.

That sucks about the floor, however, if your house it at all like mine you might find some lost articles or artifacts when you peel up the counter.

P

[syndrome]

so you guys i'm standing in the kitchen the other night talking to mrs. drome. dishwasher is running. 1 minute left on the cycle. a half hour later, 1 minute left on the cycle. that just ain't right. so i go to the interwebs and start with the google. they say it's probably the control board, and some times it's just a busted solder. so man i bust it open and get the board out. well man maybe the solder was bad, but i can't tell 'cause everything is black. like burnt black. i mean the ribbon wire attached to it has melted and wires are exposed burnt black. ok, so i can get a new assembly for it for... what? $200? man i probably paid $300 for this thing 10+ years ago. so guess what? i tell mrs. drome we're going shopping. now we got a new dishwasher, and i get to put it in tonight. but man there's a bit of a problem. about 4 years ago we put in hardwood floors. and we didn't pull the dishwasher when we did it. so man i don't know if i can get the old one out and new one in without lifting the whole countertop. but i know i can do this one. it ain't dangerous like that garage door spring, so i'm not paying somebody else to do it.

and you know what else? i know i can do it without a fatty. not that there's any question about that. so i guess the day 1900 gift is a new dishwasher. even if i got it a few days early.

[syndrome]

hey man you guys. you know it january 1. but it's also wednesday. so man how about a special edition of big savings wednesday over in wild card. we've got enough posters to hit a half million in savings. let's do it.

[syndrome]

ok man if you were followin' my facebook posts yesterday you probably already know this. i spent 3+ hours last night going nowhere on the ohio turnpike. this fucker passed me and it was like i was stopped on the shoulder he went by so fast (and i'd lay odds it was closer to 150 than 125). my thought at the time was 'i hope when you roll that damn thing, you don't take anybody with you.' i understand that traffic accidents happen, and innocent people die in them. but such blatant disregard for your fellow man... well, let's just say this guy is lucky i'm not supreme dictator for life.

[syndrome]

just go on about your business. some things i get tired of looking for, so i put 'em here.

man your coworkers are fuckin with your quit? time to teach um the tryed and true ktc way that you and your quit are not to be fucked with. next time one a those fucks offers you a dip heres what you need to do:

1. take can with big smile
2. open can
3. rotate arm at the wrist 180 degrees, there by emptyin contents of can on ground
4. step on pile of worm shit
5. twist at knee and ankel to grind worm shit back in to ground
6. replace lid
7. hand can back to coworker with a smile
8. remind him that you will be willin to help him agin any time
9. repete as nessassary til no buddy will ever offer you a dip agin. evin if you ask for it.

ps if you can piss on the worm shit thats evin better then grindin it in to the ground.

[SirDerek]

Evil, do you mind sending me a courtesy copy of that recipe?

Chris

Alright Evil,

where you got that recipe....

Oh and agree with 'drome as we got plumbing and electricity here too, and even if we didn't my camp stove would do a damn good job... 'Crazy'

[Grizzfall]

hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.

Do you have an indoor stove, two bowls, a pot for water, and a whisk? If so, I'll send you my 'nog recipe. Guarantee it will blow you away.

even though detroit looks like a post apocalyptic wasteland, we who are outside the city proper have both indoor plumbing and electricity. fire away evil. especially if it's nice and thick!

I'll throw my curiousity innthe mix here too. If a man is proudmof his Nog then i am willing to give his recipe a go. It may not be homemade sausage or a 14 hr brisket but culinary pride knows no boundries. Lets see that recipe. I have indoor plumbing with hot and cold.
-Grizzfall.

[syndrome]

hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.

Do you have an indoor stove, two bowls, a pot for water, and a whisk? If so, I'll send you my 'nog recipe. Guarantee it will blow you away.

even though detroit looks like a post apocalyptic wasteland, we who are outside the city proper have both indoor plumbing and electricity. fire away evil. especially if it's nice and thick!

[Mogul]

Evil, do you mind sending me a courtesy copy of that recipe?

Chris

[Evil_Won]

hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.

Do you have an indoor stove, two bowls, a pot for water, and a whisk? If so, I'll send you my 'nog recipe. Guarantee it will blow you away.

[syndrome]

hey man you guys i've got to tell you something. you know what i like best about this time of year? not the leaves changing color. not parades. not the over-the-top holiday displays. not even football. nope. it's eggnog. i fucking love eggnog. there, i said it. i just hope you guys can accept it.

[jhaenel23]

hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops.  any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.

man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.

so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.

well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.

but now im back man.

Thank you Mr. Syndrome for supporting us kids. Your quit is inspiring to me!
Love you Man! :)
Other than that,We hope you enjoyed our fine city 'crackup'

I nver woried oen litle bit bout you mne. You eth mne... Quit with you any day my friend. I tried!!

Often Imitated.....Never Duplicated!!! SYNDROME.........

[srans]

hay mna you guys i no some a you mite a been worryed bout drome not postin up roll with your groop for all most a week. well man im back. and dont worry cuz i posted up from my phone in my feb 09 groop. but man it just takes to long to post up in all the groops.  any ways i bet your all wonderin just what happind so here it is.

man they took my lap top at work on a count a we are finely movin up to window 7. well they wanted to work over the week end to spiffy it up. but man i had to go to bostin on bizness and dint have any lap top. and that was sposed to be monday and toosday. well man toosday was a shitter of a nite let me tell you.

so man were sposed to fly out a bostin at 10 minits til 7 pm at nite. we get to the air port and they say we wont be takin off til 7. no big deal. well i need some thing to do so i go lookin for a book. man i dint here them tell us its gonna be a bit longer to fix what evers broke. i also mist the big anounsement - theres a fire at the air port fuel depo and they cut fuel to all the planes man. any ways our delay goes from 7 to 9:30 to 2 am in the mornin to 5:30 to 7 am. so gess what we get to stay the nite. only all the hotels are full up. so we get to stay in the air port. and gess what else man? we gotta move out side a the securaty area cuz bostin aint a 24 hour air port.

well man needliss to say i dint sleep for shit. then some fuck tard from the tsa says we cant go in cuz our bordin pass has yesterdays date on it. evin tho they printed up brand new ones for us at 4 am in the mornin. so the air line lady has a talk with them. and thats good for me cuz i prolly wood be in jail for rippin his fuckin head off rite there. but man the jury wood prolly let me walk on a count a us havin to sleep in the fuckin air port lobby and the tsas full a jack wipes. well the good news is we took off rite round 7 and im pritty sure the pilit dint have to sleep at the air port cuz he landed nice and easy.

but now im back man.

Thank you Mr. Syndrome for supporting us kids. Your quit is inspiring to me!
Love you Man! :)
Other than that,We hope you enjoyed our fine city 'crackup'

I nver woried oen litle bit bout you mne. You eth mne... Quit with you any day my friend. I tried!!