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Posted: 01 Apr 2013, 06:56

hay man you guys i no today is april fools day. so let me say this to evry buddy what thinks it wood be reely funny to post day 1 today. ha ha your so funny. man you must be the only persin who ever thot a that. what a hoot. no reely your just a dick head. unless your quitin and today is reely the first day a your quit. then thats ok.

now you wanna be funny? go so the sleeves of your bossis suit coat closed when he aint lookin.

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Posted: 05 Mar 2013, 11:48

hay man you guys i been reely bizzy here at work so i aint had time to respond to a lot a intros lately like i want to. so man you new guys and gals i will give you the chanse to reed thru this here thred cuz theres lots a good avise and other stuff in here. i mean it suprizes me that they aint evin pinned this rite up top.

and hay wile your at it for you new guys and gals go up in to just one a them old quit groops and say 'hay man you guys why dont you come on over to may 2013 and support us?' unless your in june 2013 then say that. just split up cuz it wont do much good if you all jump in to like july 2010 or some thing. but some a those old fucks need to be woke the hell up.

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Posted: 08 Feb 2013, 08:39

ok man i was just gonna say see my other posts bout how big a morans mishigin drivers are. well man its cleer to me reedin thru here i aint bitched near anuff bout how bad they are. fuckin turds. this mornin the roads are like wet from snow and may be a bit a slush if you change the lane. we were doin like 35 on the free way. 30 fuckin 5! dammit gramma stay home when its rush hours. on top a that theres cars spun out all over. well i no why. dum fucks think you yank the wheel to change lanes. hell they think nuthin bout changin 4 lanes in like 100 feet to get to a exit and dam any buddy in the lanes they need to cross.

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Posted: 07 Jan 2013, 13:22

hay man you guys help a fella out... have any a you guys had that raydon testin done at your place? cuz man tahts some thing we all prolly otta do. cuz what good is quittin sos we dont get the canser if we can get it just hangin out in the man cave.

any ways if any a you guys have done that can you clue old drome in to what kind a cost were lookin at? thanks a ton.

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Posted: 04 Jan 2013, 11:44

hay man you guys sorry i dint get nothin rote up for 4 years.

any ways i just dissided it wood suck to be like 6 foot 8 evin if i cood dunk. first off man you gots to duck to go thru doors all the time. seckind i dont care what shack says you aint squeezein in to most cars. man i wach that commershul he does for that buick and his knees are in his ears. third evry time you walk in to the can at work to hit the crapper you gotta worry bout bein abel to look over in to the next crapper. man i dont need to see some other dude on the crapper evin by acksident. forth man how the fuck do you evin sleep in the same bed as your old lady? i mean you got to sleep all diaginel just to fit your self a lone. now the old ladys there to. any ways thats just some a the reesins it wood suck to be 6 foot 8.

man i gots to reed my thred agin cuz i dont no if i ever told bout my first red man chaw.

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Posted: 01 Nov 2012, 11:37

ok you guys its now offishully movember. gone are the pink ribbins. this month we raze awareness of the man cancers - the balls and prostate. any ways part a that is razin moneys to. im playin by movember rules what means i shaved clean to start the month (and man just let me say the last time i dint have hair on my head or my face i was quite happy just poopin in a diper) and im growin just the mustash for the month.

any ways if any a you wants to support mens helth with a buck or to on my behaff check out my movember space at xxxx. man i promiss to get a picksure up with the no hairs real soon.

by the way i gotta figger out how i can get my compny to match what ever i put in there.

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Posted: 31 Oct 2012, 15:29

hay man you guys no that smokey guy rites some good stuff in his intro rite? so man i found this jem in my quit groop and i thot id share it. speshully for the cavetards out there.

I love to see myself talk, so here's a bump for you guys who weren't spending your Friday nights on the computer....

I wanted to put my serious two cents in on the topic of helping cavers and what it means to others when a brother/sister decideds to cave. Reading Builderchad's post in November and reflecting on the past got me to thinking more about this issue.

Cavers don't just cave. They make the conscious decision to cave. There is no nic bitch whispering in their ear, holding their family hostage, fucking them up the ass, whatever other metaphors you can come up with. Cavers always have a choice. They may decide to pull into a local convenience store because they know they have a special two for one special on Copenhagen. They may purchase the two for one special of Copenhagen. They may open a can with that one fingernail they purposefully didn't trim that morning. All bad decisions. But they aren't yet cavers. A caver makes the conscious decision to actually put the chew in their mouth. To light the cigarette and take a drag. They're not thinking about accountability at that moment; they're rationalizing their actions. "This will make the stress go away." "It's either full fledge alcoholism or this chew." "I can quit again after this one dip/can/log/life."

Most of you don't know Builderchad. He was a fucking nutball August quitter. An amazing quitter who got more people invested in this site than anyone else I know. That's not to put any dedicated vets down, that's just saying Builderchad was pantysniffing insane. His cave crushed me. Scared me. Demoralized me. Fucking pissed me off to no ends. I let him know it as did many others who had put their faith in him. He stayed away for a long time. Skunkdouche hasn't come back. Funny thing is, look at my member number and joined date. Now look at my last roll call post below. Doesn't quite match up, eh?

I had signed up for a KTC account but had never posted roll during my first "quit" attempt. I saw the animosity in here and decided this wasn't for me. What a bunch of internet dorks, I thought. This shit is a joke. Instead of joining a quit group and posting roll, I signed up for a anti-smoking class through a local hospital. I was the only chewer in the class, the only chewer my instructor (20 years experience) had ever had in class. We all had the same quit day - two weeks after the first day of class. Only 6 out of 10 people were able to stay quit 48 hours. When the other people explained why they couldn't make it, there was no anger. No "you fucked me over". It was a very open and accepting environment of failure. The class ended and we all went our own ways. I caved after about 3 months (I'll share that story some other time) and continued chewing for about 8 months after that. I was chewing more and in more risky/stupid situations. I chewed while teaching class (that's some extreme ninja shit, but I'm pretty sure some kids knew, but the teacher/student power relationship kept their teenage mouths shut). Fuck.

I'm rambling. I don't really know what I'm trying to say. I guess my feeling is, if you make the choice to cave, you're not just hurting yourself. You know that. If you make the choice to cave, you are committing an atrocious act against yourself and the people on this site who care about you. Why do they care about you - a fucking clever nickname and booby avatar? They care about you because they care about themselves. Everyone on this site is selfish to some extent. We're all doing this for ourselves. I'm writing this for myself. If someone reads this extraordinarily long post and buys a can of fuckenshitten and cuts the seal and still decides to throw the fuckenshitten away at the last second, that's fucking great. If they write a post on this board thanking me for that, that's fucking amazing for me. If they don't write a post on this board, I'm still going to imagine that this scenario is happening over and over again. I'm a fucking hero.

Now, how will I feel if I cave? What have you done? How will you feel if you cave?

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Posted: 23 Oct 2012, 08:48

hay man you guys its like a week untill movember starts and i gotta disside what kind a mustash i shood grow this year. so i came here to get some votes.

i aint gonna do the hittler thing. and sinse its only a month i dont think i can get a good handel bar like rolley fingers. and that means that dolly dude what painted the melty clocks is out too.

so heres what i think i mite be able to do for the month so vote for one or do a rite in for your faverite.

the magnum pi - just your avrige evry day mustash tho i mite be abel to turn it into the handel bar.
the hulkster - just like my currint stile with out the beard
the gomez adams - just a diffrint look. not sure how it goes with my shaved head tho. and its prolly more work then i want. so i mite just veto this one.

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Posted: 03 Oct 2012, 07:26

ok man i rememembered a nuther one a my questyuns...

hows come some peepel will take like 3 minits to back in to a parkin space insted a just pullin in and backin out later? man i get it with like full bed pickumup trucks cuz it may be hard to see to back out. but why back in at all? waste 3 minits to save 10 seckinds later? and man if you got the mad backin up skillz aint it just as eezy to back out as it is to back in? and dont get me started on the fuck nutz what has to take 5 minits to back in to the diagonel parkin spaces and face the rong way and drive aginst traffic to. those ass clowns shood be shot on the spot.

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Posted: 26 Sep 2012, 07:13

hay man you guys i got some questyuns... only i forgot most of um. but man lets start with this one...

why do the feemales what go to work out or jog or do that zumbra shit think they dont need showers after? i see this a lot at the old ymca but i tell you it goes back farter... my old compny had a on site fitnis center and they wood go work out at lunch then think 'hay all i need is a littel splash a perfumes and im reddy to go'. i just dont get it.

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Posted: 21 Sep 2012, 11:01

hay man you guys i have to tell you there must be no dummer fucks then what work for the gummint. so yesterday i get home and rite there in my mail is a jury questyun-air. no big deal. so its got 2 parts. the first part is like 6 questyuns. reel eezy. are you a sitizin? are you a rezadent of the county? are you over 70? have you ever been convickted of a fellony? etc. so far so good. then they got the seckind haff whats a bit longer. rite there on top they got my name tiped rite eezy to see. #1 fill in your name. reely? wtf? you got it tiped rite over the box and you want me to rite it? i figger i better get that rite or they will put me on a jury for sure cuz them loyer guys like nothin better then dum asses on a jury. #2 adress. hay dum fukcs - you just mailed me this dam form i thihnk you no what it is. but man i use the same kind a thinkin as for #1. most a the rest are pretty normal type things i gess. they want to no what i do. prolly so they can sort out the smart peepel like me a head a time. but then comes #15. have you ever been convickted of a fellony? hay dum fuck agin. you asked me that up top. you think may be im gonna change my mind?

o rite i come home to this rite after sittin with a bunch a dum fucks on the hiway ware i went like 12 miles in a hour. man i like to call that hiway 'ideits on parrade' on good days. so man may be i shoodnt be to hard on the dum fucks what work for the gummint.

hay man sinse some a you new quiterers prolly aint red my thred here you shood. theres lots a good info here. ask any buddy whats red it. they can tell you.

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Posted: 30 Jul 2012, 06:58

hay man you guys this is gonna be short and sweet. so man im sittin at home mindin my own bizniss on saterday when i get a text. and man its a pickture text so it dont tell me who its from. so i figger one a the guys like jack or tcope or hydro or doner or some buddy is sendin me picktures from a race. well amagin my suprise when i pop it open and theres a nekkid chick! man i got sexted from some chick i dont evin no! yep she got a rong number. 

now man you guys are smart. what shood i do?

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Posted: 05 Jul 2012, 11:36

hay man you guys its been a wile but man i got to tell you its grate to have a bruther in the a.c. bizness evin if hes 700 miles off.

i got home a week ago when it was like a hunnert and man the house was warm. so i look at the thermastat thing and it says it 88. but man i can feel just a littel cool air comin out a the vents but it werent cold and not neer anuff. any ways this is the last time you ever wanna call the a.c. man cuz your gonna get bent over reel hard.

any ways i figger its time to call my bruther - not the one what rites for me some times tho - and see waht this is gonna cost me. well i cant get hold a him til reel late so theres nothin to be done assept sleep in the basemint.

so i got to wate til friday mornin to see whats up. well man he says check out side on the unit. is it runnin? corse not. not evin the fan is spinnin but man its hot. so man he tells me to find some thing to stick in there and see if the fan will spin or its stuck. well man i stick a screw driver down there and spin it. and the dam thing starts rite up. but man the compresser aint kickin on.

so man he says not to worry yet cuz he thinks its a capasitter whats gone. so man i disconnect that thing and we do some lectric tests and find out that the compresser is ok. so lets start with the capasitter. well man i run down to the parts place and pick me up a new one for 22 bucks out the door. but its got a diffrint shape so i got to rig up some thing to hold it in place. then man its connect the wires an hope time. bingo! soon as i tern the power on it fires up ritte quick and i got air.

my bruther says if i called some buddy to come out they wood a prolly just said i need some $6000 unit cuz 95% a those guys are crooks. so man if you got kids what arent the britest in scool you tell them to go be heetin and a.c. guys. and then you tell um to treet there customers like they were famly and not try to make a boat paymint on evry call.

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Posted: 14 May 2012, 07:32

man i dont wanna bash all the car dealers cuz i no theres good and bad just like any type a buisness. i grew up in the buisness cuz my granpappy started sellin case tracters then cars. i no he wood not a put up with this kind a shit eether.

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Posted: 09 May 2012, 06:57

ok you guys heres the up date i no you all been diein for. i looked more at the paper work afore i evin called um up. they put 2 diffrint odometer reedins on 2 diffrint form and they were both lower then what i drove off the lot with. well man that there broke the camals back. i just told um there takin back the car. and they did. and the run was 8 and a haff miles not 6.

i feel much niser today.