syndrome

[RagingJew]

Arent you that that guy from The Incredibles?

[syndrome]

OK you guys I busted out my spell checkers for this here race summary from June 6, 2010. But afore I get to the race I got to explain the back ground.

June 5. I wake up like any other day. Soon I got to crap. 10 minutes later I got to crap some mores. Another 20 minutes later I’m crapping again. You see ware I’m going? 6 times afore noon I crept. Man I was totally afeard to eat any thing cause it wood make me crap again. So man all I had was protean shakes all day. Well man I get to bed reel nice and early now. But I’m watching a DVD a that alias show. I tell you that Jennifer garner is hot man! Any ways I doze off round 10 witch is way earlier than last year cause the wings and penguins were playing last year and I was so jacked up after that I dint get to sleep till way late. Bout 11 I here the Mrs. come in saying “what should we do?” and I’m like “Huh? What?” she tells me there’s tornado warnings out and she’s got the whether guy on the TV showing storms cross the hole state. Reel big time storms to. So in the interest of getting some sleep we decide to get the kids and camp out in the basements. Well man the TV guy says there’s lots a wind and lots a folks losing power but by 3 it otter pass by. Well man now I’m fared were going to lose the power and I wont wake up for my race. So a course I cant sleep for shit.

June 6. bout 4:30 I crawl out a bed and head to the race. Well man over night the storm bowled over trees on the running coarse. So man they got to change that up. And the balloons they use to mark the swim coarse are half gone. And this is even more fooked up – the beech is like 50 feet longer than it use to be and them little white and orange things what mark the usual swim area are in nee deep water. So man they got a reset the swim coarse to. But the good news is man the sheriff says that the bike coarse is ok. All the tents they had up bowled away to. Who no’s may be there in the lake now. Plus the transition area all the fences got bowled away to. And they cant set new ones up cause the winds still like 20 or 25 mph.

Any ways we start half a hour late on a count a all this. Now this year the wind switched directions so the lake is like glass but for some reason I start getting cramps in my calfÂ’s in the swim. Well with the beech moved I can stand and stretch it from time to time but it costs me may be 5 minutes. I decided afore the race that I was going to go bike shorts the hole way with some under armor stuff underneath. So man my transitions way faster this time. On the bike and into the wind. Last year I finished into the wind this year started that way. There were points where I was busting my ass to make 10 mph. So man at the end when I had the wind I just dint feel like going as hard as I could. Bout half way thru the bike part it started raining to. So to recap: 20 mph winds, rain, and bout 62 degrees. It sucked. I think I was behind last years pace at transition 2 but I saved time again by not having to change much. Now remember what I said bout calve cramps? Well they came back big time in the run. But I still managed to cut time off a my run from last year and 8 minutes off the over all time. But man I ainÂ’t happy at all bout that time. So IÂ’m hopping its better when I do the next one witch should be the whirl pool one.

[mitch]

hay man you guys i gotta tell you bout this weerd dream what i had last nite.

now man some a you guys dont no it but i'm doin a triathalon here in just over a week. well last year i did it to. and i took reel good care to pack all my geer up the nite afore the race. essept you no what? i forgot a pack my bike helmit. and man they dont let you race with no helmit. so i had a by one from the seller down there at the race.

well man in my dream i'm all reddy to start the race by the lake warin my wet suit. and some chick i dont evin no comes up to me and asks if i rememberd my bike helmit this yeer. oh shit man i forgot my helmit agin!!! well man i did it better this yeer cause not only did i forgot my helmit. i forgot my bikin shoos, my bikin shorts, my runnin shorts and i brot no shirts at alll! well i by a helmit agin. but the shoos are a problum cause i got itty bitty pedels on my bike. and i got a run and bike in my swim suit. and finely i got a use duck tape to keep my race number on me.

man fortshunally i woke up afore they had a rip the duck tape off a me.

Perchance, did you train for these races without a bike helmet? And suffer a few cataclysmic falls? If so, that explains your mastery of spelling...and your love of the Red Wings.

'na na'

:lol:

(P.S. Good luck in the race!)

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i gotta tell you bout this weerd dream what i had last nite.

now man some a you guys dont no it but i'm doin a triathalon here in just over a week. well last year i did it to. and i took reel good care to pack all my geer up the nite afore the race. essept you no what? i forgot a pack my bike helmit. and man they dont let you race with no helmit. so i had a by one from the seller down there at the race.

well man in my dream i'm all reddy to start the race by the lake warin my wet suit. and some chick i dont evin no comes up to me and asks if i rememberd my bike helmit this yeer. oh shit man i forgot my helmit agin!!! well man i did it better this yeer cause not only did i forgot my helmit. i forgot my bikin shoos, my bikin shorts, my runnin shorts and i brot no shirts at alll! well i by a helmit agin. but the shoos are a problum cause i got itty bitty pedels on my bike. and i got a run and bike in my swim suit. and finely i got a use duck tape to keep my race number on me.

man fortshunally i woke up afore they had a rip the duck tape off a me.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys you no what today - may 21 is? no its not some big anaversry for me. its nashunal ride your bike to work day. and you no what? i did. but that ain't all that importint. i can't ride in my work close can i? so i had a find a bag or back pack or somethin to cary may work close in. so man i pack up my wallit, close, some b.o.-derint and a wahs cloth so's i don't stink all day. well man i get in to work and start gettin drest and as i'm unpakin the back i see a old tin a pouchis. now man i din't reely use pouchis and i take a closser look and there mint pouchis form that origin mint snuff compny. well man when i came in to here i did my quit with them tomic fire bals and not fake stuff. so man i don't even no how old this shit is cause it has to be from a faild quit. i'm gessin there like 3 yeers old. they may even be still good. i dont want a no. i aint gonna use um cause man that's just a step closser to cavin for me. may be i shood drop um in a water bottel and make mint tee. man its amazin how long some stashis of shit stay hiddin.

[syndrome]

ok you guys i talked to bob this mornin at the pool. man he says it was a grate day in cort for the littel guy!

first of the judge man told the city that the berm bob bilt wasn't no obstruckshun and threw out that arguement then it got good.

now man when i was growin up we called that strip a grass atween the road and side walk the devil strip some fokes call it the tree lawn but man what ever you call it the city was clamin that they cood tell bob what to do on it. well the judge man told the city that they had 40 years a lettin peeple do what ever they want in the devil strip plantin trees and what not so they reely cant all a sudden disside that they were takin control. they set the pressidents by not hasslin no body else so they gotta live with it. now get out and leave bob the hell a lone!

man so theres hope in this country cause some times the corts get it rite!

[teamgreen]

hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.

Damn, I gtot to admit Ive been pretty hooked on this story as well.


Heel thu rug bern sos you can gets bak to swimin and stufs

Who doesn't love Syndrome?

MMM. Someday I'll have to tell the story of my fight with a city over about 8 different "abandoned vehicle" tickets on my shiny, clean almost brand new F250 that I parked legally on the street in front of my own horkin house, literally on my property line... 'blowup'

Sooo glad that was a while back and not during the suck. It almost got violent as it was...

Interesting stuff syndrome.

[GlennFtheKodiak]

hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.

Damn, I gtot to admit Ive been pretty hooked on this story as well.


Heel thu rug bern sos you can gets bak to swimin and stufs

Who doesn't love Syndrome?

[cubs204]

hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.

Damn, I gtot to admit Ive been pretty hooked on this story as well.


Heel thu rug bern sos you can gets bak to swimin and stufs

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i no your all interested in the fight with the city hall cause wednesday was Bobs day back in court. got my smell checker to day so don't bitch. any ways i was going to have a full report to day but man i got the rug berm playing the socker last night and dissuaded not to hit the pool this am.

[syndrome]

hay man I got my spell checker going to day!!!!1! any ways no new news from the fight with city hall. I want to tell you about this business school what was running radio adds saying you were going to be working 97,000 days. man that seems like allot so i got out my calculator. man if you work 300 days a year that means you got to work over 320 years! serious who wants to go to a business collage that aint good at the math? they kind a fixed it now. now they only want you to work 11,000 days. still man if you work 5 days a week thats 260 days a year so man throw in 10 holidays and vacations and sick days and call it 250 you still got to work 44 years! Man if I'm going to business collage its so I can retire early.

[syndrome]

Ok man i no you guys are itchin to here whats goin on. First i gotta poligize for not havin my spell checker to day.

So the hering was wensday morinin but man the judge is gonna take 3 weeks to make his rulin. so any ways i was talkin at are wensday mornig swim with Bob and Dave. Well man Dave aspected the city turny to drop the case once he sees Bobs got a turny. Good news for us tho cause he dint or the story wood be over right now.

Well man it was like a reel trial and loyer Dave was basicly settin out to show the ordanince was not cleer. So he get the city ordanince offiser on the stand and i dont no his nambe but lets call him Dick. Ok man for the arguein I'll rite it kinda like a play. I got it secind hand so its not reel quotes but its close anuff.

Dan: Dick can you show the cort ware in the ordaninces it tells you what a obstruction is.
Dick: I'm not sure but may be its in the zonin code.
Dan: did you site him under the zonin code?
Dick: Nope.
Dan: Then we aint talkin bout the zonin code. Did you look thru the ordaninces wile you were gettin reddy for this case?
Dick: Yep.
Dan: But you dint find it?
Dick: Nope
Dan: Now how's Bob apposed to no what obstruction means?
Dick: I looked in a dickshunary.
Dan: What did you find?
Dick: Its not reel cleer.

 notice how Dick just made part a Dans case for him. now at this point Dick changes his arguement

Dick: But we were worryed that he was going to bild a bigger obstruction if he wasnt stopped.
Dan: so reely what your sayin is that rite now it aint reely a obstruction but your thinkin he mite bild a bigger one if you dint stop him now?
Dick: Yep
Dan: so you sited him for not brakin the law cause he mite later? why not site me for speedin now cause i mite later?
Dick: Uh...

 now Dicks gotta change his arguement agin

Dick: Hay man its city property so hes gotta do waht we say!
Dan: did yiou look at the deeds for the sub davision?
Dick: Yep
Dan: and whats it say?
Dick: They gave the streets to the city.
Dan: Nope. Your wrong. The granters of the deed sayed they were makin the street availabel to the city for public use. but if its all bull dozed down evrything goes back to the granters.

 Dan gets a little dig at Dick here

Dan: now your honer sir we no the city has some intrist in the eesments. like its in both the city and the owners intrist for sidewalks to be clear. I no cause this man (Dick) sited me for not shovein after the snow fall. (some body sayed Dick was smilein and noddin as he sayed this) I cood ask how many other peeple he sited for the same thing but that aint the point here. we got more then one point.

one - the city cant bully peeple in to payin fines with out do prosess like what Dick does
to - the ordanince doesn't cleerly difine obstruction and
three - the city aint got the rite to site peeple for what they mite do.

Well man the judge he looked at the city turny and sayed he'll rule in 3 weeks but his rulin wood be based on the condition of thing when Dick rote the tickit not what it mite or mite not look like in 3 yeers.

Now I think it looks pritty good for Bob. But Dave says some times judges side with the city cause they usully under stand the code better. Even with that he thinks they got a winner.

So man when the judge rules i'll up date things.

Sorry agin bout the spell checker.

[Skoal Monster]

Syndrome,

So Im driven down the highway headed to work this morning and of all the stupid things in the world to think about . I start wondering about Syndromes friends Bob and Dave amd the big city hall battle. For five minutes I tried to think of how Bob coulda handled that hydrant and alley and all the other crap. Then I wondered for a bit about what kind of dip shit judge that other guy must be . I actually started gettin pissed.
Then I came back to earth and wondered what in the hell had happened to my brain, could be thinking about Hottie roll call, or the olympics or friggin anything, but no my broken melon wants to think bout "bob's big fite wth sity hall"

I think sydrome brainwashed me, BUT DAMMIT SYDROME I WANT AN UPDATE. Are BOB and DAVE married now? did the judge get benched? what happened to the alley? The fire hydrant? I GOTTA KNOW. and I really wanna see if you can make your spell checker burst into flames trying to decipher your typing.


sM

[Anna and Addy's Daddy]

Hay man you guys I got a couple a up dates.  First I got me a spell checker so all you fucking whiners can reed better.

But more important like Dave the lawyer got sited by the city for not shoving his side walk. He had the bronchitis so he couldnÂ’t do it but man I donÂ’t think they gave him 24 ours nether.

Me undestans wat yer riting cuz i we in the saim qwit gwoou\p. eveyrew boide fuk off. sysndrom my bro.

man ah indurstude al of thet talkin. Whey is it thet the onla persin hear that ih understod is syndrome. He mekes since to meh. Everione else must b from fancypantse new yourk cite

[Ricko]

Hay man you guys I got a couple a up dates. First I got me a spell checker so all you fucking whiners can reed better.

But more important like Dave the lawyer got sited by the city for not shoving his side walk. He had the bronchitis so he couldnÂ’t do it but man I donÂ’t think they gave him 24 ours nether.

Me undestans wat yer riting cuz i we in the saim qwit gwoou\p. eveyrew boide fuk off. sysndrom my bro.