syndrome

[miles]

Good luck at Ironman Florida Syn,Drome!

Just think what would happen if your foot slipped off the pedal and having no seat! OUCH!

[syndrome]

man i forgot to menshun some thing else bout yesterday. man one a the screws what holds my seet on fell out on the way down so now i gotta get it fixed up cuz no way i'm standin in the peddels for 112 miles man.

and you no what else? i just reelized that i spent 17 hours in a car with out even thinkin bout dip. not evin how cool it was to be dip free. that theres a kick ass feelin.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys this heres part 1 of the 5 part seeries of the jerny of syndrome to irenman-dom.

day 1 - traval to the race

so man i get up at 3 am in the mornin to meet up with my teem mate i'm ridin with down to the race. if you dont no - im talkin bout irenman florida. so man me and the sargint meet up at 4 and get all packt up for are jerny what shood be bout 17 hours. mrs sargint is comin to. now mr and mrs sargint are drug pushers. but man its ok cuz they got a state lisinse to do it. mrs sargint says she got to sleep round 1:30 am in the mornin so she gives me copilit seat. well man were leevin from round detroit at just afore 5 and man this aint planed to good cuz gess what? we hit that cincinati rite at the mornin rush hours thats what. so man that slowed us down a bit. but man we made it to kintucky and almost to louieville afore stoppin for brekfist. only it was to late to get brekfist at the micky d's place so we had to go to the cracker barells. now man there reely aint much to say bout the drive until i see this bilbored what says 'used cows for sale.' i am not makin this up. any ways as we get farther south i start to notise some thing. well reely to some things. theres lots more adult book stores. and theres lots more bilboreds tellin me im gonna burn in hell for aternity.

any ways thats reeely it for day 1. its like 10:30pm at nite now and im beet cuz i dint sleep at all. oh man i forgot. mrs sargint drove like 3 or 4 hours man and it was like avrige close to the sppeed limits but she was doin like 60 then 80 then 60 then 80. any ways im bushed and we gots a 8 am swimmin date. but its good cuz my wireliss works here and i can post up roll tomorow to.

[syndrome]

hay man you giuys - do we got any quiterers down in that panh andle part a florida? cuz man im gonna be down to panamama city next week to race in the irenman race down there. then man pravidin i finish it up alive man when i get home im gettin a brand new tatoo. dont no if its gonna be on the arm or leg yet tho.

[syndrome]

hay man you guys i need some help. now dont worry cuz this aint cave pervenshun i need. as you guys prolly no we got the whackthepack site goin on and i'm tryin to post up some a my bestest words of wisdim over there so peeple what googel sends over there got some top rate advise to reed and may be they can sine up there. cuz man i'm all bout the quittin.

so any ways heres what i need help with. if i posted some thing that struck you in your intro thred man let me no. also if you no ware i can find some a my rants bout tomorow. i'm gonna do some serchin to but man any help will be aprishiated.

so thanks in advanse.

[Ricko]

I really want to thank you for texting me about DCHOGS I just posted stuff in his intro. Wow what a great writer he is. I really missed this place, and just kept putting off getting in here. One should never be too busy for a quitter. Thanks. You have really made a difference in my life.

[AgLawyer]

man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.

I don't get that either. In my gym I see it all the time - the older dudes walking around naked and usually with their towel draped around their neck. I'm thinking, why can't you put the towel around your waist??? They walk around, shave in front of the mirror, brush their teeth, etc. and all with that towel around their neck. It's just plain jacked up. I don't get it.

[theo3wood]

man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.

man you oh it to yourownself to interdoos yoorsef to him. Chek this out en yool under stand wut i meen.

[syndrome]

man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid. and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.

[Keddy]

Your just gellus cause no one noticed your mandels and matching thong! :P

[syndrome]

so man i was reedin the wall streets jernel yesterday and i see that obamama was warin 'mandels'. so first of man when did men stop warin sandels? cuz they been doin it for senturys. any ways i reed the articul thru and there talkin bout these fashun dudes givin out names line 'merse' and 'meggins' cuz these young guys aparintly are dressin up like girls to go out. well any ways one guy says that he dont like these names cuz there amaskulatin. well man im like 'what the fuck?' cuz it aint the name 'merse' what tells me your dicks been cut off. ITS THE FACKT THAT YOUR CARRYIN A FUCKIN PERSE THAT TELLS ME YOUR Y CROMASOME GREW A EXTRA LEG!

any ways thats my rant for today. and one more thing man if they ever call my kilt a 'mirt' and start printin um up with payslys some buddy will die.

[syndrome]

so man i got a reel low tolerinse for stoopid shit. i here this ad on the radio yesterday from one a those cheep hair cut places and there sayin 'now you can check in on line' i mean what the fook is up with that? they gonna give you a vertule hair cut or some thing? are you reservein a place in line? i dont get it. i meen back afore i dissided i dint need hair i went to the barber shop. with a reel barber. and it was first come first served. man barber don dint take no reservashuns. and man you got a hot foam shave with a nice sharp strate razer to. ok so barber don dint have boobs. big fookin deel. i can see boobs lots a places. barber don new what i ment when i said 'hi and tite' or 'gimme a prinsetin'

[Keddy]

Syndrome, you're my hero!!

Cahngratchulashens!

[magnum9]

Dude!!

1,000 days?! Way to go Syndrome!

Just yesterday +1 right?

[Greg5280]

Nicely done !!