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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #338 on: November 12, 2011, 10:21:00 AM »
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #337 on: November 11, 2011, 09:51:00 AM »
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hay man you guys. this is for some a the newer guys comin round here lately. i want to asplain some thing and make it reely cleer like. this here site aint the face book. ok. you dont come in here and make a intro then come back and give us statis reports. i dont wanna see shit like 'ha made day 3' in your intro when you dint post up roll call. see your statis report aint your word. its what you did today. or man evin yesterday. man i get statis reports from my peeons at work or my kids. but this here sites diffrint. we man up and post up roll call. we tell you what were gonna do. were not gonna take nickateen in any form today. thats our word. our pr0mise to our bruthers. thats how the quittin works round here.

you wanna give statis up dates? give um to your boss or go join the face book.

heres what i want you do do with that intro. rite down how you feel like a truck ran you over then backed up to see what it hit. rite down how you got past that dam crave cuz its gonna happin agin. prolly to you. and may be you help anuther guy to. rite down shit waht keeps you quit. rite down when things suck. make it a hunnert times worser so you dont never wanna cave. rite down things what come to mind just to distrackt your self.

do not give me 11 pm statis up dates unless you posted up roll.
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PS...I just read the first post and response of this thread. Interesting that a guy with 271 cumulative posts who just hit the 100 day mark is questioning Comrade Drome's intent.

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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #336 on: November 11, 2011, 08:47:00 AM »
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hay man you guys. this is for some a the newer guys comin round here lately. i want to asplain some thing and make it reely cleer like. this here site aint the face book. ok. you dont come in here and make a intro then come back and give us statis reports. i dont wanna see shit like 'ha made day 3' in your intro when you dint post up roll call. see your statis report aint your word. its what you did today. or man evin yesterday. man i get statis reports from my peeons at work or my kids. but this here sites diffrint. we man up and post up roll call. we tell you what were gonna do. were not gonna take nickateen in any form today. thats our word. our pr0mise to our bruthers. thats how the quittin works round here.

you wanna give statis up dates? give um to your boss or go join the face book.

heres what i want you do do with that intro. rite down how you feel like a truck ran you over then backed up to see what it hit. rite down how you got past that dam crave cuz its gonna happin agin. prolly to you. and may be you help anuther guy to. rite down shit waht keeps you quit. rite down when things suck. make it a hunnert times worser so you dont never wanna cave. rite down things what come to mind just to distrackt your self.

do not give me 11 pm statis up dates unless you posted up roll.
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #335 on: November 11, 2011, 07:33:00 AM »
hay man you guys. this is for some a the newer guys comin round here lately. i want to asplain some thing and make it reely cleer like. this here site aint the face book. ok. you dont come in here and make a intro then come back and give us statis reports. i dont wanna see shit like 'ha made day 3' in your intro when you dint post up roll call. see your statis report aint your word. its what you did today. or man evin yesterday. man i get statis reports from my peeons at work or my kids. but this here sites diffrint. we man up and post up roll call. we tell you what were gonna do. were not gonna take nickateen in any form today. thats our word. our pr0mise to our bruthers. thats how the quittin works round here.

you wanna give statis up dates? give um to your boss or go join the face book.

heres what i want you do do with that intro. rite down how you feel like a truck ran you over then backed up to see what it hit. rite down how you got past that dam crave cuz its gonna happin agin. prolly to you. and may be you help anuther guy to. rite down shit waht keeps you quit. rite down when things suck. make it a hunnert times worser so you dont never wanna cave. rite down things what come to mind just to distrackt your self.

do not give me 11 pm statis up dates unless you posted up roll.
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #334 on: November 07, 2011, 11:45:00 AM »
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.

First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.

Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him.  I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles.  Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.

The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.

The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!)  Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.

T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.

Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride.  Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen.  It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº

T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.

Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles.  Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times.  Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race.  The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.

Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours.  After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock.  That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.

I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.

Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
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Mad props to you Syndrome. Nothing like blowing away your own expectations! Way to go brother!
awesome dude, just awesome. congratulations!
Unreal Mr. Drome!! Congrats is not strong enough of a word. Inspiring beyond measure! Way to go!!!!!
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #333 on: November 07, 2011, 09:29:00 AM »
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Quote from: TCOPE
Quote from: Scowick65
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.

First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.

Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him.  I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles.  Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.

The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.

The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!)  Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.

T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.

Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride.  Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen.  It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº

T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.

Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles.  Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times.  Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race.  The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.

Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours.  After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock.  That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.

I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.

Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
Syndrome = Stud. Congrats. Proud to quit with the stuff you are made of.
mucho mucho, senor syndrome....
who's your secretary?
have i done her?
T
Mad props to you Syndrome. Nothing like blowing away your own expectations! Way to go brother!
awesome dude, just awesome. congratulations!
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #332 on: November 07, 2011, 08:28:00 AM »
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Quote from: Scowick65
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.

First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.

Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him.  I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles.  Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.

The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.

The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!)  Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.

T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.

Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride.  Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen.  It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº

T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.

Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles.  Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times.  Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race.  The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.

Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours.  After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock.  That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.

I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.

Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #331 on: November 07, 2011, 07:59:00 AM »
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.

First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.

Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him.  I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles.  Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.

The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.

The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!)  Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.

T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.

Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride.  Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen.  It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº

T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.

Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles.  Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times.  Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race.  The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.

Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours.  After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock.  That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.

I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.

Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #330 on: November 06, 2011, 06:28:00 PM »
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hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.

First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.

Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.

The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.

The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.

T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.

Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº

T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.

Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.

Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.

I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.

Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
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Re: Syndrome
« Reply #329 on: November 06, 2011, 03:49:00 PM »
hay mna you guys i got my seckratary to rite up the race recap. short word is im a fuckin irenman.

First off ¡V my goal was to come in around 14 hours, given that my best half was in the 6:40 range, just doubling that would be 13:20 and really can you just double it at that distance? Add that my plan would have a slower bike by design and 14 hours is completely reasonable.

Pre-start ¡V we had a friend who was going to take our morning clothes bags for us, but I got separated from the rest of the group and couldn¡¦t find him, and they wouldn¡¦t let me out of transition with the bag. One of the security guys agreed to watch my bag while I went to find him. I couldn¡¦t, so I went back and asked the security guy if he could just throw my bag in the bin, which he agreed to do. Then I made my way to the beach, pulling on the top of my wetsuit as I went. As I neared the beach I realized I had dropped my goggles somewhere between transition and the beach. So I retraced my steps looking for them. All the way back to transition ¡V no luck. I turned and headed back to the beach cringing at the thought of swimming 2.4 miles without goggles. Then on a bench ¡V there they were! Someone must have found them and placed them there, rather than carrying them around.

The start ¡V this is my first mass start, rather than the age group waves, and let me tell you it is absolute chaos with 2300+ people toeing the line. My plan was to get out on the outside edge and avoid as much of the chaos as possible, so I got to the right side of the bullpen where it curved toward the beach and waited. Well, guess what? It only curved toward the beach for a while. There was probably another 150-200 feet of beach to the right. Of course I didn¡¦t know that til we started hitting the water. So I adapted my plan to the situation and figured I¡¦d just make do.

The swim ¡V The gulf was like glass, which was a relief considering how the past two day had been, and what I heard on the forecast (2-3 feet in close). Friday we went out for a swim and had 3 foot waves in close and 5-6 footers just 600 yards off shore. Anyway, I ended up starting dead in the middle left to right and near the back. I knew I¡¦d have to dodge some serious furniture along the way, and maybe play the bully to get through from time to time, but there were way too many people who overestimate their swimming ability, or just don¡¦t give a damn. Hell there was one old guy doing an easy backstroke 300 yards from the start. And let me tell you guys this: if you¡¦re ever in one of these races DO NOT FUCKING BREASTSTROKE! I almost had my head kicked in twice. Once I thought my goggles got kicked so hard it would draw blood (and every shark in the area!) Also, I had the Spongebob theme song going through my head with all the jellyfish I passed ¡V well over 100. Basically the entire first loop was chaos, and I¡¦ll admit a little disappointment when I came out of the water and 48 minutes on the clock already (ok I didn¡¦t find this out until I checked the final times, but I forgot that included the 10 minutes the pros started ahead of us.) The second lap was a lot cleaner as far as traffic, though it did get crowded again near the finish. Out of the water in 1:26 (which was really 1:16) and my goal was 1:20 ¡V 1:30, so everything is going according to plan.

T1 ¡V if the swim was chaos, then I don¡¦t know what to call transition. There was a changing area in the conference rooms of the host hotel (right next to the bikes) but it wasn¡¦t nearly big enough for T1. Fortunately they had wetsuit rippers near the beach, because if we had to remove our wetsuits in the area provide it would have been worse than chaos. Anyway, the 10 minutes in T1 was as much about finding room as it was getting changed. A bit of a crimp in the plan, since I hoped to keep it around 5 minutes.

Bike ¡V This would be my weak event on the best days, but winds were forecast to be 15-25 mph for the day and we started out with a stiff headwind, which only lasted for most of the first half of the race. To make matters worse, a lot of the roads we were on were cut through trees, making for a great wind tunnel effect with the trees basically forcing the wind down the road. I was completely focused on keeping my heart rate in the 130-140 range for the first half so it was slow going in many places. I forgot to start my garmin in transition, so most of the time/distance were guess work. I figured it was almost 3:30 for the first half of the ride. Even if the second took as long 14 hours was still doable. It wasn¡¦t going to take as long for the second half. We now had a tailwind. And some hills. Especially one very long descent. I had joked to one of the guys I was going back and forth with that coach told me that I should coast if I got to 28 mph ¡V like that was going to happen. It did. I don¡¦t know where I topped out, but it was definitely in the ¡§coast¡¨ range. Even the up hills weren¡¦t too bad, though I did have to take some time to get the heart rate back down. Around mile 100, we started to get a hint of a headwind again. By 106 it was really strong, so I just kind of packed it in a few miles early and let people pass me by. Now it was all about getting ready to run. I will admit to picking it up for a short while when a young lady with a nice looking caboose passed me by. ƒº

T2 ¡V not quite as chaotic, since we¡¦d had 112 miles to sort things out. Though I did lollygag a bit.

Run ¡V I haven¡¦t had a decent run in any of my halves, and I wasn¡¦t expecting one here. I knew I came out of transition damn near 3:00, giving me roughly 6 hours to make my goal. There were times early on I had to force myself to slow down, and I walked through the water/feed zones. About the second time I took a gel ¡V about 6 miles in ¡V I got really gassy. Just a nasty bloated feeling (followed a few miles later by ripping them off left and right) so I decided I had to lay off the gels and get what I could from the Perform drink. I kind of went from mile 3 to mile 11 with a nice looking young lady ¡V she¡¦d run through the water zones, and I¡¦d pass her in between. Somewhere along the line as I was about to pass her, there were some elderly women watching the race who made a comment like ¡§nice legs¡¨ so I thanked them. The gal said she thought they were talking to her, but I corrected her ¡V ¡§Clearly they were talking about me.¡¨ We had an on again/off again debate for probably the next 5 miles. Around mile 8 I encountered one of the female pros, Caroline Smith, who was on her second loop, and not having a great day. She did some walk/run so we passed each other a few times. Once as she passed me I told her thanks for gutting it out and not just dropping out like she could have. She claimed she was little more than a glorified age-grouper, but said she¡¦d never dropped out of a race, and didn¡¦t plan to start even after going pro. Anyway, I think pros who drop out to race another day are dicks. Back to the race: I hit mile 10 at just shy of 1:50, and that¡¦s when I began taking longer walking breaks. I knew damn well that I was going to crush 14 hours. The next goal was 13:30. I hit the turn in under 2:30 and all I could think was ¡§if I can go 3 hours, I can make it!¡¨ I did walk quite a bit more on the second loop, but I tried to keep 15 min/mile pace when I walked. Part of the route looped through a park that wasn¡¦t well lit, and I didn¡¦t want to chance making a misstep and really ruining a decent race. The battery on my garmin started to give out around mile 15, so I didn¡¦t know if I could trust it, though I kept checking it anyway. Around mile 24 I was getting worried that I wouldn¡¦t make it in by my 13:30 mark, so I determined I was going to run to the finish ¡V and I probably put down those last 2.2 miles in around 10 min/mile pace. When I got to the finishing stretch I gave myself as much space as I could, because I didn¡¦t want anyone else in my finishing shot. I looked at the clock as I closed in on the tape and couldn¡¦t freaking believe my eyes 13:17! And fuck I had finished.

Post race ¡V a few of my teammates met me at the finish with some warm clothes. I told them I wanted to go to the med tent ¡V somewhere along the line I had gotten salt or something in my right eye and had been dealing with blurry vision for the last 8 or so hours. After getting the eye flushed out, I grabbed my bike and gear and headed back to the condo for a shower and a brief rest, planning on getting back to the finish line for the last hour, which is supposed to rock. That brief rest lasted until 12:30, so I moved from the couch to bed for a well deserved nights sleep.

I'm absolutely stoked by the time given my expectations going in.

Also, I didn¡¦t find this out until Sunday, but the race winner, Ronnie Schildknecht, put together the first sub 8 hour IM on American soil. So I¡¦ve got a piece of history to go along with my virgin IM.
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« Reply #328 on: November 05, 2011, 05:31:00 AM »
day 4.

not much to say today. got anuther swim in the golf. waves were bigger yet. rest a the day was chillin and gettin all the geer to gether and checkin the bike in. lots a fluids and carbs.
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« Reply #327 on: November 04, 2011, 07:08:00 AM »
day 3.

i get to check out a the cheep hotel and into the place ware most a my team is stayin. but fi rst i gotta go for a swim with um. i keep forgetin this plase is on centrol time so man first i start headin to swim at just afore 7 easter time and thats 6 centrol time. way to erly so i get bout 200 yards down the rode and turn back. finely at 7 centrol time i restart the walk. i get bout haff way there and think man this wood be a good time to cut over to the beech and head up that way. bad idea cuz you go way slower in the sands. im tryin to gess the distinses and man theres just a see a peepel warin wetsoots. at this point i figger i gotta do some runnin to get there in time. i pick out what i think is the rite bildin and take off at a trot. well man its my lucky day cuz i here a voise callin my name. i gessed the rong bildin you guys. i wood a run prolly a quarter mile down the beech and missed the swim. so any ways the surf is way up from yesterday and thats a good lessen for me. man there are way to many jelly fishs round here tho.

ok so swim over and i get checked out a my hotel. well we're gonna hed over to the expos but theres a bike macanick on the way. well as you no my bike is busted. so man i talk him up bout fixin it and what not. well man he wants my bike so i go get it for him. and sure anuff he has just waht i need and $20 bucks later im reddy to ride agin! and its a good thing to cuz that bike shop never called me.

well we got in bout a 12 mile ride after that. then some down time afore the big bankwet waht wasnt all that good reely. rest a the time just chilled. but man i got some other thots to share. first man they gots a taco bell here but its sine says 'closed for the seeson' reely? what the fucks up with that? seckind man is we dont have no chik fil as round us that far north. man there billboreds crack me up bout as much as there tv comershuls.

atween day 3 and 4 im sposed to sleep a lot. and sinse im ritin this on the mornin of day 4 i did ok.
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« Reply #326 on: November 03, 2011, 07:24:00 AM »
so man you guys this is day 2 a the 5 day jerny to my irenman.

ok so my plan was to wake up make a 4 mile run down to ware my teem mates are stayin for a mornin swim. only i got up reely erly so man i walked down insted and stoped off at the waffel house for a bite to eat on the way. then man we started later then waht i aspectid. but man we did bout haff a hour or 40 minits a swimmin in the golf a mexaco. i tell you man we dint see much fish but man we did see a small ray on the bottum and 2 big ass jelly fishs. i meen thye were like big ass seat cushins floatin bout 6 inchis down and kind a pinky brown and man one a my teem mates says she thinks there man a wars. so any ways we swim way cleer a those bad boys.

after swimmin we hed over to the check ins cuz we here that tyr is givin away goggels to the first hunderd peepel in line. well we mist that but then man there was a guy from newtin shooes givin away socks to evry buddy warein there shoes. rememember i said i walked to the swim... well that meens i dint ware my newtins so i dint get socks. but man i talked up that shoe guy and told him my shoe was all squeeky. he says i got a defect and he thinks they can swap me out shoes. more bout that later. so we get all checked in and do some shoppin then i talk up the bike tecks cuz rememember i got a bustid seat. any ways they dont got a part for it but one a the tecks checks up with felt bikes and finds a local deeler what says he can help.

well man that deeler dint talk to his macanick cuz that was our next stop. they dint have a part but the felt rep was there and he says they can get one tomorow. so we'll see. rite now the bikes still broke. then man we do some lunch and some grossry shoppin.

next step for me is back to the newtins place. well man that guy waht i talked up wasnt no place to be seen and the boss lady says the shooe still works but man she can get me haff off a new pare when i by them. so man im gonna see if i can find that guy i talked up on thersday. any ways they got these recovry boots over at the expos so i figger i mite as well try that wile im still there.

then we planed to get some dinner so i get back to my room and cleen up wile the rest go for a ride and a run on acount a i cant ride cuz my bike is bustid like i said afore. well man not sleepin a lot finely cot up with me and i crashed out. so wehn evry buddy is reddy for dinner i hafta say sorry but i am beet.

so any ways thats day 2.
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« Reply #325 on: November 02, 2011, 05:50:00 PM »
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man i gotta tell you guys bout this guy i see evry mornin when i go over to the ymca. theres this old dude what dont move to fast. prolly bout 6'1 and 2 and a haff bills. got a old time handel bars mustash and a bad comb over. prolly bad serculashun to cuz his feet are all bloted. any ways this dude comes in erly and spends like a haff hour just takin a shower may be even more. then man he walks round the locker room for like 15 minits all nekkid.  and man i swares he never says nuthin to no buddy. just fookin creepy man.
I don't get that either. In my gym I see it all the time - the older dudes walking around naked and usually with their towel draped around their neck. I'm thinking, why can't you put the towel around your waist??? They walk around, shave in front of the mirror, brush their teeth, etc. and all with that towel around their neck. It's just plain jacked up. I don't get it.
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« Reply #324 on: November 02, 2011, 05:48:00 PM »
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Good luck at Ironman Florida Syn,Drome!

Just think what would happen if your foot slipped off the pedal and having no seat! OUCH!
Here Here, I second that. Give em hell Syn.

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