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Offline Smokeyg

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #492 on: March 23, 2012, 08:49:00 PM »
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I've been thinking a LOT about you and your return, so let me clear the air before we go too far along, and when I say that this is JUST becoming clear to me, I mean in like the past 2 minutes.

I'm fucking pissed at you.  I took your cave very, very hard. 

I'm pissed like a wife who just found out her husband was cheating on her when he went out to his Friday night poker game, only to tell her he's sorry, but keeps going out to his Friday night poker game.

I find your humor fucking hysterical, but you know what?  Too soon. 

Yea, I said it, and I think there are others who are thinking it.  Too fucking soon.

When I read your schtick now, I see no remorse.  I see that older guy who never stopped going to high school parties on weekends.  You know, the guy who never left his shitty town, maybe he was the football captain and hero, but now he's 28, and works at the Dollar Store, but LOVES the attention he gets when he crashes the weekend 'rager' and relives the glory days?  Maybe he even buys the booze. 

Now you say you've got your head and your ass wired right this time.  It's just too soon for me to be convinced 'just cuz you say so'. 

So excuse me for not jumping up and down and telling you how happy I am to have your shit back.  Cuz while I'm VERY happy you're back, I'm going to be pissed for a long, long time.

And you get no slack from me.

And, I'll tell you something else - I've kept my fingers off the keyboard as much as I can, but today was too much.

I'm not in the least going to discourage you from posting your thoughts here, you are free too, just as I am free to comment on them; however, you will not start a new topic when the wind blows.  I think you've been trying to guard your image, and hide what happened.  There will be no your image before, during, or after your cave. 

Yep, I've been merging them.  Don't get all butt hurt over it.  This is your intro page, and it's not better than mine.
You are not just a douche and tool, but you are quite possibly the whole fucking tool bag.

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.

It's members like SWJ that keep me entertained by truly creative and hilarious posts.

Your rage and how you tie his humor and over the top bravado comedy schtik to his cave is almost childlike in a temper tantrum kind of way.

Very little on this site is worth commenting on, but your stupidity is definitely the exception.

Today I give thanks to SWJ for true comedy brilliance and to NOLAQ for true unintentional comedy ignorance!
Wait for it....be patient....


'libs2'
Wow. Just Wow.
I wouldn't call NOLAQ arrogant or ignorant for this comment. He's fucking dedicated. He knows this shit is no laughing matter. However, SWJ can be a funny fucker. He's not making light of his cave or his quit, he's just a funny fucker. Not too soon. SWJ, NOLAQ and CarolinaBS all speak their truth. Keep it really real bitches.

Fuck LoPan.
Smokey, you know I generally agree with you more than not... we have years of that.

But, I honestly think Carolina was out of line... I know you didn't support his post, but he is messed up in his thinking about Vets.

Stupid, Arrogant and addicted to the site? Serious?

Nope, nope, and nope.

SWJ fucked the monkey... he knows it... sure, NOLAQ represents the hammer in this case. Intro Section is for intros... SWJ just needs to keep his "Blogging" in a single thread. NOLAQ is just doing what needs to be done.

I too was hurt and disappointed by SWJ's cave... but I look forward to his way ahead, and someday he will earn back the trust and respect that he lost.

No Newb, Vet or Wannabe will change that for SWJ or his previous supporters.

Just a fact of life.

So, I am still firmly quit with my old mentor Smokey, my old friend SWJ and my comrade NOLAQ.

Colonel
Colonel, I haven't been active lately, so I may have missed this, but when was the rule that intro sections are limited to just intros decided? One day at a time implies a fresh outlook daily. Yeah, SWJ fucked the butter, but don't allow your emotions lead to judging how people utilize this site. Don't read his "blogging" if you don't like it. It does a helluva lot of good for many. Don't let your ego interfere with the quits of others.
Colonel is right, SWJ can blog his thoughts all he wants, just keep it in the same topic and don't start a new one every time. It's pretty easy to follow, he can ask if he has question.

Colonel was not showing ego, but I see you puffing your chest out so how about you stop. Cool. Thanks.
What the fuck are you talking about? Who is making all these rules? You mods and admins are walking the literope. Stay the fuck quit and let other people work their plans. I can't stand you uppity fucks.

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #491 on: March 23, 2012, 01:57:00 PM »
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Things That Are More Difficult Than Quitting

1. Pulling your ball sac up over your head.

2. Watch an entire episode of I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant without punching yourself in the face.

3. Shit your pants. Deliberately. Right now.

4. Spank it to this chick.

5. Chug 2 liters of Mountain Dew Code Red without taking a breath.

6. Drink any amount of Mountain Dew Code Red without gagging.

7. Wipe your ass with your opposite hand. And do a good job.

8. Try to watch Kelly Ripa on TV without wondering what it would be like....

9. Work the word "orgasmic" into a conversation about your most recent colonoscopy.

10. Put a Pepperidge Farm Beef Log in your mouth without feeling a little weird about it.

When and if I'm struggling with my Quit, I'll remember that these are my other options.
Gold...Pure Comedic Gold!

I feel ya NOLAQ, I was hurt a little too so dont feel like the Lone Ranger there brother...But he's no different than any other caver. He took all the heat you bitches could dish out and hes still here. Hes making roll call and working on his quit. Dont forget that we are all 1 bad decision away from posting "Day 1." Im not saying give him a pass, Im just saying give a brother a chance to redeem his reputation. How bout giving him a hand up instead of a kick in the chin...

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #490 on: March 23, 2012, 12:16:00 PM »
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I've been thinking a LOT about you and your return, so let me clear the air before we go too far along, and when I say that this is JUST becoming clear to me, I mean in like the past 2 minutes.

I'm fucking pissed at you.  I took your cave very, very hard. 

I'm pissed like a wife who just found out her husband was cheating on her when he went out to his Friday night poker game, only to tell her he's sorry, but keeps going out to his Friday night poker game.

I find your humor fucking hysterical, but you know what?  Too soon. 

Yea, I said it, and I think there are others who are thinking it.  Too fucking soon.

When I read your schtick now, I see no remorse.  I see that older guy who never stopped going to high school parties on weekends.  You know, the guy who never left his shitty town, maybe he was the football captain and hero, but now he's 28, and works at the Dollar Store, but LOVES the attention he gets when he crashes the weekend 'rager' and relives the glory days?  Maybe he even buys the booze. 

Now you say you've got your head and your ass wired right this time.  It's just too soon for me to be convinced 'just cuz you say so'. 

So excuse me for not jumping up and down and telling you how happy I am to have your shit back.  Cuz while I'm VERY happy you're back, I'm going to be pissed for a long, long time.

And you get no slack from me.

And, I'll tell you something else - I've kept my fingers off the keyboard as much as I can, but today was too much.

I'm not in the least going to discourage you from posting your thoughts here, you are free too, just as I am free to comment on them; however, you will not start a new topic when the wind blows.  I think you've been trying to guard your image, and hide what happened.  There will be no your image before, during, or after your cave. 

Yep, I've been merging them.  Don't get all butt hurt over it.  This is your intro page, and it's not better than mine.
You are not just a douche and tool, but you are quite possibly the whole fucking tool bag.

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.

It's members like SWJ that keep me entertained by truly creative and hilarious posts.

Your rage and how you tie his humor and over the top bravado comedy schtik to his cave is almost childlike in a temper tantrum kind of way.

Very little on this site is worth commenting on, but your stupidity is definitely the exception.

Today I give thanks to SWJ for true comedy brilliance and to NOLAQ for true unintentional comedy ignorance!
Wait for it....be patient....


'libs2'
Wow. Just Wow.
I wouldn't call NOLAQ arrogant or ignorant for this comment. He's fucking dedicated. He knows this shit is no laughing matter. However, SWJ can be a funny fucker. He's not making light of his cave or his quit, he's just a funny fucker. Not too soon. SWJ, NOLAQ and CarolinaBS all speak their truth. Keep it really real bitches.

Fuck LoPan.
Smokey, you know I generally agree with you more than not... we have years of that.

But, I honestly think Carolina was out of line... I know you didn't support his post, but he is messed up in his thinking about Vets.

Stupid, Arrogant and addicted to the site? Serious?

Nope, nope, and nope.

SWJ fucked the monkey... he knows it... sure, NOLAQ represents the hammer in this case. Intro Section is for intros... SWJ just needs to keep his "Blogging" in a single thread. NOLAQ is just doing what needs to be done.

I too was hurt and disappointed by SWJ's cave... but I look forward to his way ahead, and someday he will earn back the trust and respect that he lost.

No Newb, Vet or Wannabe will change that for SWJ or his previous supporters.

Just a fact of life.

So, I am still firmly quit with my old mentor Smokey, my old friend SWJ and my comrade NOLAQ.

Colonel
Colonel, I haven't been active lately, so I may have missed this, but when was the rule that intro sections are limited to just intros decided? One day at a time implies a fresh outlook daily. Yeah, SWJ fucked the butter, but don't allow your emotions lead to judging how people utilize this site. Don't read his "blogging" if you don't like it. It does a helluva lot of good for many. Don't let your ego interfere with the quits of others.
Colonel is right, SWJ can blog his thoughts all he wants, just keep it in the same topic and don't start a new one every time. It's pretty easy to follow, he can ask if he has question.

Colonel was not showing ego, but I see you puffing your chest out so how about you stop. Cool. Thanks.
I believe that SWJ knows what led him to "success" last time he stopped:

He liked the attention from posting these funny quips, and that drove his quit because people honestly enjoy them. He was stronger by having our support.

However,

SWJ should really be posting more with his group. I have seen hardly any posts in June itself from SWJ. Most of his posts go here. I think that his group would greatly appreciate and learn from his failures and his successes. I see Copenope struggling over there trying to take a leadership roll and a group of June quitters that are kicking ass, and I see the site divided on how appropriate jokes are upon returning. SWJ needs to be part of that group, not an individual skirting the day by day quit out here in Intro land.

This is where NOLAQ and I agree.

These quips may help SWJ right now like they did in the past, but where did they get him in the first place? Right back here. Nobody but SWJ knows why he stopped posting these and got away from the site, but if these are contingent to his quit ONLY, we have a problem.

I have no problem with SWJ writing these. However, I have yet to see him take the badass RETREAD roll.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #489 on: March 23, 2012, 10:16:00 AM »
SWJ

I have three things to tell you:

#1 Thanks for your humor and your intro thread--it helped me through my worst days

#2 FU for caving!!

#3 Welcome Back---I am here to support you(no gay)--- let me know if you need anything!


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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #488 on: March 23, 2012, 09:54:00 AM »
Quitting ain't no joke. Quitting is serious business. I love SWJ's stuff because it is funny, creative and it saved my quit one time. That story about testing out weed killer on your neighbors flowerbed and the shit couch story totally cracked me up.

All of that being said, I can relate to where NOLAQ is coming from. NOLAQ was invested in SWJ's quit and probably didn't realize it until SWJ posted that second day 1. You feel betrayed when someone let's you down and it takes time to get over it.

Quitting is no laughing matter. I struggle every day even at day 3 hunnard and eighty-something...I still think about Cope and how I want a dip. She's still whispering 'just one'. This is why I stick around. This is probably why a lot of folks stick around.

I have this hanging up in my office and I want to share it with you SWJ because it is important to always remember this:

You may fool the world down the pathway of years
And get pats on the back as you pass
But your final reward will be heartache and tears
if you've cheated the man in the glass

This is an excerpt from 'Man in the Glass' which reinforces the old edict that you should always be true to yourself.

Stay quit SWJ and we ALL want to see you be successful.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #487 on: March 23, 2012, 09:46:00 AM »
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It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.


Really, I am not so sure I agree. Last I checked it was the arrogance and stupidity
of the vets that helps keep this place going and helps you quit one day at a time.


You did get the addition to this site part right. Most here are addicted to the site. I am addicted to this place.....kinda like I am addicted to life. Kudos to NOLAQ and any others that are addicted to KTC and choose life.


Good day to you and stay quit!
I am sure I agree with Batman....which means I don't agree with Carolina...and I do agree with NOLAQ.

Did that make sense ?

The beauty of this place is that we can all express our own opinions....and we sure as shit do....and we're free to take those that help us and to pass on those that do not.

Each of these "discussions" generally diverges into a couple side shows and often a good pissing match or two.

But something interesting is that.....many times.....when it get's initiated by a Vet....you can follow the string and you'll see that the Vet has made his point...then stepped aside. In most cases.....certainly not all.....the Vet has accomplished more than the initial point by starting a discussion.....argument......dialogue...whatever you want to call it.

In this thread I see NOLAQ get absolutely slammed.....but in true form...he is choosing not to engage in a secondary argument really not related to the first. I am betting that our friend CarolinaBS is having a bit of rage...maybe a funk etc and NOLAQ has decided that firing back at that reply will take away from the point of his initial post...which when read between the lines is very simply...."accountability".

In my mind NOLAQ's post and lack of follow up reply shows the real value of the vet's on this site. He initiated discussion....got people thinking about it...and did not allow someone to take him off topic.

You have the right to call the Vets arrogant and stupid. And we have the right...like NOLAQ did......to ignore it and continue adding the value and experience that makes this place work. CarolinaBS...take what works for you...and leave the rest.
Well said Hydro.

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #486 on: March 23, 2012, 09:38:00 AM »
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Quote from: carolinaBS

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.


Really, I am not so sure I agree. Last I checked it was the arrogance and stupidity
of the vets that helps keep this place going and helps you quit one day at a time.


You did get the addition to this site part right. Most here are addicted to the site. I am addicted to this place.....kinda like I am addicted to life. Kudos to NOLAQ and any others that are addicted to KTC and choose life.


Good day to you and stay quit!
I am sure I agree with Batman....which means I don't agree with Carolina...and I do agree with NOLAQ.

Did that make sense ?

The beauty of this place is that we can all express our own opinions....and we sure as shit do....and we're free to take those that help us and to pass on those that do not.

Each of these "discussions" generally diverges into a couple side shows and often a good pissing match or two.

But something interesting is that.....many times.....when it get's initiated by a Vet....you can follow the string and you'll see that the Vet has made his point...then stepped aside. In most cases.....certainly not all.....the Vet has accomplished more than the initial point by starting a discussion.....argument......dialogue...whatever you want to call it.

In this thread I see NOLAQ get absolutely slammed.....but in true form...he is choosing not to engage in a secondary argument really not related to the first. I am betting that our friend CarolinaBS is having a bit of rage...maybe a funk etc and NOLAQ has decided that firing back at that reply will take away from the point of his initial post...which when read between the lines is very simply...."accountability".

In my mind NOLAQ's post and lack of follow up reply shows the real value of the vet's on this site. He initiated discussion....got people thinking about it...and did not allow someone to take him off topic.

You have the right to call the Vets arrogant and stupid. And we have the right...like NOLAQ did......to ignore it and continue adding the value and experience that makes this place work. CarolinaBS...take what works for you...and leave the rest.

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #485 on: March 23, 2012, 09:29:00 AM »
See what you've done SWJ?

Damn boy.

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #484 on: March 23, 2012, 09:24:00 AM »
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I've been thinking a LOT about you and your return, so let me clear the air before we go too far along, and when I say that this is JUST becoming clear to me, I mean in like the past 2 minutes.

I'm fucking pissed at you.  I took your cave very, very hard. 

I'm pissed like a wife who just found out her husband was cheating on her when he went out to his Friday night poker game, only to tell her he's sorry, but keeps going out to his Friday night poker game.

I find your humor fucking hysterical, but you know what?  Too soon. 

Yea, I said it, and I think there are others who are thinking it.  Too fucking soon.

When I read your schtick now, I see no remorse.  I see that older guy who never stopped going to high school parties on weekends.  You know, the guy who never left his shitty town, maybe he was the football captain and hero, but now he's 28, and works at the Dollar Store, but LOVES the attention he gets when he crashes the weekend 'rager' and relives the glory days?  Maybe he even buys the booze. 

Now you say you've got your head and your ass wired right this time.  It's just too soon for me to be convinced 'just cuz you say so'. 

So excuse me for not jumping up and down and telling you how happy I am to have your shit back.  Cuz while I'm VERY happy you're back, I'm going to be pissed for a long, long time.

And you get no slack from me.

And, I'll tell you something else - I've kept my fingers off the keyboard as much as I can, but today was too much.

I'm not in the least going to discourage you from posting your thoughts here, you are free too, just as I am free to comment on them; however, you will not start a new topic when the wind blows.  I think you've been trying to guard your image, and hide what happened.  There will be no your image before, during, or after your cave. 

Yep, I've been merging them.  Don't get all butt hurt over it.  This is your intro page, and it's not better than mine.
You are not just a douche and tool, but you are quite possibly the whole fucking tool bag.

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.

It's members like SWJ that keep me entertained by truly creative and hilarious posts.

Your rage and how you tie his humor and over the top bravado comedy schtik to his cave is almost childlike in a temper tantrum kind of way.

Very little on this site is worth commenting on, but your stupidity is definitely the exception.

Today I give thanks to SWJ for true comedy brilliance and to NOLAQ for true unintentional comedy ignorance!
Wait for it....be patient....


'libs2'
Wow. Just Wow.
I wouldn't call NOLAQ arrogant or ignorant for this comment. He's fucking dedicated. He knows this shit is no laughing matter. However, SWJ can be a funny fucker. He's not making light of his cave or his quit, he's just a funny fucker. Not too soon. SWJ, NOLAQ and CarolinaBS all speak their truth. Keep it really real bitches.

Fuck LoPan.
Smokey, you know I generally agree with you more than not... we have years of that.

But, I honestly think Carolina was out of line... I know you didn't support his post, but he is messed up in his thinking about Vets.

Stupid, Arrogant and addicted to the site? Serious?

Nope, nope, and nope.

SWJ fucked the monkey... he knows it... sure, NOLAQ represents the hammer in this case. Intro Section is for intros... SWJ just needs to keep his "Blogging" in a single thread. NOLAQ is just doing what needs to be done.

I too was hurt and disappointed by SWJ's cave... but I look forward to his way ahead, and someday he will earn back the trust and respect that he lost.

No Newb, Vet or Wannabe will change that for SWJ or his previous supporters.

Just a fact of life.

So, I am still firmly quit with my old mentor Smokey, my old friend SWJ and my comrade NOLAQ.

Colonel
Colonel, I haven't been active lately, so I may have missed this, but when was the rule that intro sections are limited to just intros decided? One day at a time implies a fresh outlook daily. Yeah, SWJ fucked the butter, but don't allow your emotions lead to judging how people utilize this site. Don't read his "blogging" if you don't like it. It does a helluva lot of good for many. Don't let your ego interfere with the quits of others.
Colonel is right, SWJ can blog his thoughts all he wants, just keep it in the same topic and don't start a new one every time. It's pretty easy to follow, he can ask if he has question.

Colonel was not showing ego, but I see you puffing your chest out so how about you stop. Cool. Thanks.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #483 on: March 23, 2012, 09:15:00 AM »
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Quote from: Smokeyg
Quote from: Ready
Quote from: redtrain14
Quote from: carolinaBS
Quote from: noonelikesaquitter
I've been thinking a LOT about you and your return, so let me clear the air before we go too far along, and when I say that this is JUST becoming clear to me, I mean in like the past 2 minutes.

I'm fucking pissed at you.  I took your cave very, very hard. 

I'm pissed like a wife who just found out her husband was cheating on her when he went out to his Friday night poker game, only to tell her he's sorry, but keeps going out to his Friday night poker game.

I find your humor fucking hysterical, but you know what?  Too soon. 

Yea, I said it, and I think there are others who are thinking it.  Too fucking soon.

When I read your schtick now, I see no remorse.  I see that older guy who never stopped going to high school parties on weekends.  You know, the guy who never left his shitty town, maybe he was the football captain and hero, but now he's 28, and works at the Dollar Store, but LOVES the attention he gets when he crashes the weekend 'rager' and relives the glory days?  Maybe he even buys the booze. 

Now you say you've got your head and your ass wired right this time.  It's just too soon for me to be convinced 'just cuz you say so'. 

So excuse me for not jumping up and down and telling you how happy I am to have your shit back.  Cuz while I'm VERY happy you're back, I'm going to be pissed for a long, long time.

And you get no slack from me.

And, I'll tell you something else - I've kept my fingers off the keyboard as much as I can, but today was too much.

I'm not in the least going to discourage you from posting your thoughts here, you are free too, just as I am free to comment on them; however, you will not start a new topic when the wind blows.  I think you've been trying to guard your image, and hide what happened.  There will be no your image before, during, or after your cave. 

Yep, I've been merging them.  Don't get all butt hurt over it.  This is your intro page, and it's not better than mine.
You are not just a douche and tool, but you are quite possibly the whole fucking tool bag.

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.

It's members like SWJ that keep me entertained by truly creative and hilarious posts.

Your rage and how you tie his humor and over the top bravado comedy schtik to his cave is almost childlike in a temper tantrum kind of way.

Very little on this site is worth commenting on, but your stupidity is definitely the exception.

Today I give thanks to SWJ for true comedy brilliance and to NOLAQ for true unintentional comedy ignorance!
Wait for it....be patient....


'libs2'
Wow. Just Wow.
I wouldn't call NOLAQ arrogant or ignorant for this comment. He's fucking dedicated. He knows this shit is no laughing matter. However, SWJ can be a funny fucker. He's not making light of his cave or his quit, he's just a funny fucker. Not too soon. SWJ, NOLAQ and CarolinaBS all speak their truth. Keep it really real bitches.

Fuck LoPan.
Smokey, you know I generally agree with you more than not... we have years of that.

But, I honestly think Carolina was out of line... I know you didn't support his post, but he is messed up in his thinking about Vets.

Stupid, Arrogant and addicted to the site? Serious?

Nope, nope, and nope.

SWJ fucked the monkey... he knows it... sure, NOLAQ represents the hammer in this case. Intro Section is for intros... SWJ just needs to keep his "Blogging" in a single thread. NOLAQ is just doing what needs to be done.

I too was hurt and disappointed by SWJ's cave... but I look forward to his way ahead, and someday he will earn back the trust and respect that he lost.

No Newb, Vet or Wannabe will change that for SWJ or his previous supporters.

Just a fact of life.

So, I am still firmly quit with my old mentor Smokey, my old friend SWJ and my comrade NOLAQ.

Colonel
Colonel, I haven't been active lately, so I may have missed this, but when was the rule that intro sections are limited to just intros decided? One day at a time implies a fresh outlook daily. Yeah, SWJ fucked the butter, but don't allow your emotions lead to judging how people utilize this site. Don't read his "blogging" if you don't like it. It does a helluva lot of good for many. Don't let your ego interfere with the quits of others.

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #482 on: March 23, 2012, 08:25:00 AM »
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I've been thinking a LOT about you and your return, so let me clear the air before we go too far along, and when I say that this is JUST becoming clear to me, I mean in like the past 2 minutes.

I'm fucking pissed at you.  I took your cave very, very hard. 

I'm pissed like a wife who just found out her husband was cheating on her when he went out to his Friday night poker game, only to tell her he's sorry, but keeps going out to his Friday night poker game.

I find your humor fucking hysterical, but you know what?  Too soon. 

Yea, I said it, and I think there are others who are thinking it.  Too fucking soon.

When I read your schtick now, I see no remorse.  I see that older guy who never stopped going to high school parties on weekends.  You know, the guy who never left his shitty town, maybe he was the football captain and hero, but now he's 28, and works at the Dollar Store, but LOVES the attention he gets when he crashes the weekend 'rager' and relives the glory days?  Maybe he even buys the booze. 

Now you say you've got your head and your ass wired right this time.  It's just too soon for me to be convinced 'just cuz you say so'. 

So excuse me for not jumping up and down and telling you how happy I am to have your shit back.  Cuz while I'm VERY happy you're back, I'm going to be pissed for a long, long time.

And you get no slack from me.

And, I'll tell you something else - I've kept my fingers off the keyboard as much as I can, but today was too much.

I'm not in the least going to discourage you from posting your thoughts here, you are free too, just as I am free to comment on them; however, you will not start a new topic when the wind blows.  I think you've been trying to guard your image, and hide what happened.  There will be no your image before, during, or after your cave. 

Yep, I've been merging them.  Don't get all butt hurt over it.  This is your intro page, and it's not better than mine.
You are not just a douche and tool, but you are quite possibly the whole fucking tool bag.

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.

It's members like SWJ that keep me entertained by truly creative and hilarious posts.

Your rage and how you tie his humor and over the top bravado comedy schtik to his cave is almost childlike in a temper tantrum kind of way.

Very little on this site is worth commenting on, but your stupidity is definitely the exception.

Today I give thanks to SWJ for true comedy brilliance and to NOLAQ for true unintentional comedy ignorance!
Wait for it....be patient....


'libs2'
Wow. Just Wow.
I wouldn't call NOLAQ arrogant or ignorant for this comment. He's fucking dedicated. He knows this shit is no laughing matter. However, SWJ can be a funny fucker. He's not making light of his cave or his quit, he's just a funny fucker. Not too soon. SWJ, NOLAQ and CarolinaBS all speak their truth. Keep it really real bitches.

Fuck LoPan.
Smokey, you know I generally agree with you more than not... we have years of that.

But, I honestly think Carolina was out of line... I know you didn't support his post, but he is messed up in his thinking about Vets.

Stupid, Arrogant and addicted to the site? Serious?

Nope, nope, and nope.

SWJ fucked the monkey... he knows it... sure, NOLAQ represents the hammer in this case. Intro Section is for intros... SWJ just needs to keep his "Blogging" in a single thread. NOLAQ is just doing what needs to be done.

I too was hurt and disappointed by SWJ's cave... but I look forward to his way ahead, and someday he will earn back the trust and respect that he lost.

No Newb, Vet or Wannabe will change that for SWJ or his previous supporters.

Just a fact of life.

So, I am still firmly quit with my old mentor Smokey, my old friend SWJ and my comrade NOLAQ.

Colonel

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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #481 on: March 23, 2012, 08:14:00 AM »
Quote from: Smokeyg
Quote from: Ready
Quote from: redtrain14
Quote from: carolinaBS
Quote from: noonelikesaquitter
I've been thinking a LOT about you and your return, so let me clear the air before we go too far along, and when I say that this is JUST becoming clear to me, I mean in like the past 2 minutes.

I'm fucking pissed at you.  I took your cave very, very hard. 

I'm pissed like a wife who just found out her husband was cheating on her when he went out to his Friday night poker game, only to tell her he's sorry, but keeps going out to his Friday night poker game.

I find your humor fucking hysterical, but you know what?  Too soon. 

Yea, I said it, and I think there are others who are thinking it.  Too fucking soon.

When I read your schtick now, I see no remorse.  I see that older guy who never stopped going to high school parties on weekends.  You know, the guy who never left his shitty town, maybe he was the football captain and hero, but now he's 28, and works at the Dollar Store, but LOVES the attention he gets when he crashes the weekend 'rager' and relives the glory days?  Maybe he even buys the booze. 

Now you say you've got your head and your ass wired right this time.  It's just too soon for me to be convinced 'just cuz you say so'. 

So excuse me for not jumping up and down and telling you how happy I am to have your shit back.  Cuz while I'm VERY happy you're back, I'm going to be pissed for a long, long time.

And you get no slack from me.

And, I'll tell you something else - I've kept my fingers off the keyboard as much as I can, but today was too much.

I'm not in the least going to discourage you from posting your thoughts here, you are free too, just as I am free to comment on them; however, you will not start a new topic when the wind blows.  I think you've been trying to guard your image, and hide what happened.  There will be no your image before, during, or after your cave. 

Yep, I've been merging them.  Don't get all butt hurt over it.  This is your intro page, and it's not better than mine.
You are not just a douche and tool, but you are quite possibly the whole fucking tool bag.

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.

It's members like SWJ that keep me entertained by truly creative and hilarious posts.

Your rage and how you tie his humor and over the top bravado comedy schtik to his cave is almost childlike in a temper tantrum kind of way.

Very little on this site is worth commenting on, but your stupidity is definitely the exception.

Today I give thanks to SWJ for true comedy brilliance and to NOLAQ for true unintentional comedy ignorance!
Wait for it....be patient....


'libs2'
Wow. Just Wow.
I wouldn't call NOLAQ arrogant or ignorant for this comment. He's fucking dedicated. He knows this shit is no laughing matter. However, SWJ can be a funny fucker. He's not making light of his cave or his quit, he's just a funny fucker. Not too soon. SWJ, NOLAQ and CarolinaBS all speak their truth. Keep it really real bitches.

Fuck LoPan.
I was gonna write a smart-ass response about sensing a little jealousy NOLAQ has for SWJ's fro but I'm thinking better of it now.

There is a wide range of opinions being thrown out here and I think that's possibly part of the strength of this site. It is a fraternity of sorts. We are fraternity brothers of sorts. And it holds different levels of importance to different people.

NOLAQ really cares about this struggle and the people involved. I understand the disappointment, and being pissed off. I felt the same way. What I try to avoid is bitterness. Bitterness is a very ugly emotion and it prevents people from moving along in their relationships.

Bitterness has no place in this healthy fraternity. NONE.

Disagreement? Yes. Anger? Yes. Distrust? Yes.

Bitterness? No.

Humor? Yes!

SWJ, fuck you...and, welcome back, brother. We're all glad you're back.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #480 on: March 23, 2012, 08:14:00 AM »
Quote from: carolinaBS

It's vets like you that keep me entertained by your sheer arrogance, stupidity and addiction to this site.


Really, I am not so sure I agree. Last I checked it was the arrogance and stupidity
of the vets that helps keep this place going and helps you quit one day at a time.


You did get the addition to this site part right. Most here are addicted to the site. I am addicted to this place.....kinda like I am addicted to life. Kudos to NOLAQ and any others that are addicted to KTC and choose life.


Good day to you and stay quit!
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #479 on: March 23, 2012, 08:02:00 AM »
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This thread is the summation of this site.

The thread illustrates why using nic is not worth it. Craves are temporary; addiction is forever. Addiction sucks. Slavery sucks. The consequences suck.

I am glad I am quit. I am glad I have not disappointed my brothers. I am happy with my decision every day I post roll. I am thankful that so many people on this site get it and that they care enough to be pissed off; they they cared enough to get me out of the shackles of slavery.
x2 Sco. I was thinking the same thing after reading this thread. The accountability of this site is as real as the cancer that the can will cause.

I'm very thankful for that.
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Re: I'm A Douche
« Reply #478 on: March 23, 2012, 07:57:00 AM »
This thread is the summation of this site.

The thread illustrates why using nic is not worth it. Craves are temporary; addiction is forever. Addiction sucks. Slavery sucks. The consequences suck.

I am glad I am quit. I am glad I have not disappointed my brothers. I am happy with my decision every day I post roll. I am thankful that so many people on this site get it and that they care enough to be pissed off; they they cared enough to get me out of the shackles of slavery.