Tone: humor
Captain's Log - October - 2014
Argument spotted in May 2014 over the banning of a site cancer-causer. One member noted to be in opposition of the majority voice. Argument was analyzed and found to be incomplete. I attempted to Discuss with said member the argument in question.
Poorly chosen metaphor and discovery of initial argument analysis judged fatal. Reputation harmed. Many have reported headaches, vomiting, irritation and genital warts. The last not explicitly, but it can be deduced from the others.
Initiating emergency plan "Stop Treating Forum Uselessly."
My training in the quit academy always told me if i just STFU things will return to normal. Although the warts may be permanent, only time will tell.
Genital warts? LOL. Not my problem.
Post roll, keep your word. If you survive and wake again...Post roll because its today.
Please, take the drama and figure out your addiction.
This site is about quitting. Once you have quitting down...ask me about recovery. Until then. Your job is to quit. You can vent, rage, call out and bitch about this site being unfair. We all get it, but this is learning how to quit. There is more to being quit than quitting.
I want you to recover. You need to repair and protect your life of sobriety.
You are not ready yet. You need to get to the point where this is easy. I am still here at 954 days. Why? Because this site works if you do what is required. Once you do that, you will hunger and want more. When you are there...PM me.
Quitting is great! Recovery is greater. Don't get your panties in a wad. Just quit every day and be a sponge...