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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2013, 07:48:00 AM »
Hey dbag, did you give up? When you're ready, post roll and explain yourself! _
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #15 on: February 26, 2013, 11:44:00 PM »
Quote from: Diesel2112
Quote from: Morgan1
Quote from: ERDVM
Quote from: summerseve
I just thank God it was only snus, I was jonesing yesterday, but I feel great today, had a craving on the train this AM but nothing major. You guys who chewed Kodiak, Skoal, Cope and that other crap UST churns out must have a bitch of time when you stop that.
Nicotine is nicotine. Your addiction is no different than mine or Wt's or Bruce et al. We all quit one day at a time. Welcome. I have a strange affinity to your name... :ph43r:
It's no different......except its gheyer. Quit on amigo.
Nic is nic. You were a douche bottle..so were we. Your are an addict...so are we. You wanna quit the shit...so do we. You're gonna have good and bad days....so are we. You still crave....so do we. You're glad you found this site...so are we.

Fact is there really is no "us" or "them" here. WE are all ONE big fucked up family looking to beat the living shit out of nicotine on a daily basis.

Snus, dip, chew, long cut, fine cut, pouches, plug, cigarettes, cigars, pipes, hookahs, roll your own, jam some tobacco up your ass..it doesn't matter. We are all addicts with the same struggles and same goal, and we support eachother no matter what.

Welcome to our fucked up family.
I don't think "God" wants to take any credit for the fucked up addiction we all have. He wouldn't want us to lie, cheat, and steal from ourselves our families and our friends in order to kill ourselves. It's no different than a drunk, I mean a real fucking drunk who justifies drinking a case of beer instead of polishing off a fifth. Like Diesel said Nic is Nic is Nic. It doesn't really matter how you consume it the end result is gonna turn out the same. QLF today brother, come back tomorrow and do the same.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #14 on: February 26, 2013, 11:19:00 PM »
Quote from: Morgan1
Quote from: ERDVM
Quote from: summerseve
I just thank God it was only snus, I was jonesing yesterday, but I feel great today, had a craving on the train this AM but nothing major. You guys who chewed Kodiak, Skoal, Cope and that other crap UST churns out must have a bitch of time when you stop that.
Nicotine is nicotine. Your addiction is no different than mine or Wt's or Bruce et al. We all quit one day at a time. Welcome. I have a strange affinity to your name... :ph43r:
It's no different......except its gheyer. Quit on amigo.
Nic is nic. You were a douche bottle..so were we. Your are an addict...so are we. You wanna quit the shit...so do we. You're gonna have good and bad days....so are we. You still crave....so do we. You're glad you found this site...so are we.

Fact is there really is no "us" or "them" here. WE are all ONE big fucked up family looking to beat the living shit out of nicotine on a daily basis.

Snus, dip, chew, long cut, fine cut, pouches, plug, cigarettes, cigars, pipes, hookahs, roll your own, jam some tobacco up your ass..it doesn't matter. We are all addicts with the same struggles and same goal, and we support eachother no matter what.

Welcome to our fucked up family.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #13 on: February 26, 2013, 10:50:00 PM »
Quote from: ERDVM
Quote from: summerseve
I just thank God it was only snus, I was jonesing yesterday, but I feel great today, had a craving on the train this AM but nothing major. You guys who chewed Kodiak, Skoal, Cope and that other crap UST churns out must have a bitch of time when you stop that.
Nicotine is nicotine. Your addiction is no different than mine or Wt's or Bruce et al. We all quit one day at a time. Welcome. I have a strange affinity to your name... :ph43r:
It's no different......except its gheyer. Quit on amigo.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #12 on: February 26, 2013, 05:37:00 PM »
Quote from: summerseve
I just thank God it was only snus, I was jonesing yesterday, but I feel great today, had a craving on the train this AM but nothing major. You guys who chewed Kodiak, Skoal, Cope and that other crap UST churns out must have a bitch of time when you stop that.
Nicotine is nicotine. Your addiction is no different than mine or Wt's or Bruce et al. We all quit one day at a time. Welcome. I have a strange affinity to your name... :ph43r:

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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #11 on: February 26, 2013, 02:18:00 PM »
Quote from: SummersEve
I'm a douche for the following reasons:

1) I let myself try snus at around age 30
2) The first time I quit snus I shifted over to nicotine gum after a month of being nic free
3) When the nic gum wasn't "enough" I was right back for more of that General Snus
4) I didn't come here right away when I hit that two can a day mark and "stopped" the first time
5) I spent approximately $12 per day on General Snus, a product that comes with bold warnings like "Warning: this product may cause mouth cancer" and "Warning: this product may cause tooth loss" for significant stretches of the past 3 years
6) Because there is only one place near me that regularly has the stuff, I would concoct ridiculous lies to my wife about why I had to go near that store
7) I lied to my wife about how much I used
8) In order to keep my wife from seeing how much I used, if we were out together like at shopping or at the airport, I would "get lost" from my wife and look around like a terrorist or common prole shoplifter in order to sneak a lipper in without her seeing
9) Because I used snus, I gutted gallons of spit infused with pure shit (I had a snus in almost every waking moment save for first 30 minutes of day when wife was too close)

I could go on, but from reading the posts on here, you guys probably know a bunch of the rest of the story. I got a horrible cold last week and the phlegm was horrific. I cut down to 5-10 snus in the days I was worst, but on Friday I bought another 5 pack of General. Sunday night around 7, I realized that even though I was "taking it easy" on the snus while I was sick, I had gone through 2 and a half cans in approximately 48 hours and it disgusted me so bad that I threw out my tobacco and came straight here.

Had a lot of moments today where I was thinking "man, I wish I had a lipper in right now" but I think I just associated like every damn I thing I did with having some tobacco in.

Hey General Snus: 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger'

I also hope the EU slaps that export ban on your product so that no one else gets caught up in that shit like I did.
I too am a douche, I have lied done/said anything to get the damn shit in my mouth. I am on day 36 and will be looking in your quit group everyday to see where you are. Post everyday even late you owe it to your self and the group of quitters here. Remember you came here we did not go looking for you. We take it serously so should you let me repeat post everyday. Please message me your number and I will respond with mine.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2013, 09:25:00 AM »
Quote from: Wt57
Quote from: Mthomas3824
Quote from: SummersEve
I'm a douche for the following reasons:

1) I let myself try snus at around age 30
2) The first time I quit snus I shifted over to nicotine gum after a month of being nic free
3) When the nic gum wasn't "enough" I was right back for more of that General Snus
4) I didn't come here right away when I hit that two can a day mark and "stopped" the first time
5) I spent approximately $12 per day on General Snus, a product that comes with bold warnings like "Warning: this product may cause mouth cancer" and "Warning: this product may cause tooth loss" for significant stretches of the past 3 years
6) Because there is only one place near me that regularly has the stuff, I would concoct ridiculous lies to my wife about why I had to go near that store
7) I lied to my wife about how much I used
8) In order to keep my wife from seeing how much I used, if we were out together like at shopping or at the airport, I would "get lost" from my wife and look around like a terrorist or common prole shoplifter in order to sneak a lipper in without her seeing
9) Because I used snus, I gutted gallons of spit infused with pure shit (I had a snus in almost every waking moment save for first 30 minutes of day when wife was too close)

I could go on, but from reading the posts on here, you guys probably know a bunch of the rest of the story. I got a horrible cold last week and the phlegm was horrific. I cut down to 5-10 snus in the days I was worst, but on Friday I bought another 5 pack of General. Sunday night around 7, I realized that even though I was "taking it easy" on the snus while I was sick, I had gone through 2 and a half cans in approximately 48 hours and it disgusted me so bad that I threw out my tobacco and came straight here.

Had a lot of moments today where I was thinking "man, I wish I had a lipper in right now" but I think I just associated like every damn I thing I did with having some tobacco in.

Hey General Snus:  'Finger'  'Finger'  'Finger'

I also hope the EU slaps that export ban on your product so that no one else gets caught up in that shit like I did.
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Welcome. Loved your intro and name.
Hey douche bag, don't worry addicts will always find a way to feed the addiction! Beware that when your throat gets better you don't talk yourself into 1 more. I drove 70 - 75 miles one way for my fix, can't tell you all the lies I used to go to town. 33 years of marriage I did that to my wife. Drink deep of the quit koolaid!
Not gonna happen. My throat felt fine Sunday night and it feels spectacular today. It's my mind that didn't feel fine. It felt dirty that when I had "slowed down" I was still going through more than a can a day.

I just thank God it was only snus, I was jonesing yesterday, but I feel great today, had a craving on the train this AM but nothing major. You guys who chewed Kodiak, Skoal, Cope and that other crap UST churns out must have a bitch of time when you stop that.

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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2013, 03:06:00 AM »
We're all douchebags. Every single one of us. But even douchebags need lovin'.

Post roll.
Keep your word.
Repeat.

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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2013, 01:21:00 AM »
SummersEve...lol, douche...lol. I seriously can't stop laughing.

Welcome brother, post roll everyday and exchange numbers and you'll do fine. Pm me if you want mine.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2013, 01:03:00 AM »
Nightingale, we all have stories like yours. But that's in the past. Fuck the past and embrace NOW. NOW you are quit. Non of that shit matters anymore. We are here for you. Use us.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #6 on: February 25, 2013, 11:18:00 PM »
If it helps you relate to us, we are all douches. Every stinking one of us. And I doubt anybody has any reason to debate me on including them in that category. If I recall, Evil_Won actually called himself a douchebag in his HOF speech. If not, he called himself something worse. So will I when HOF time hits. Welcome, you freaking douche. :)

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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #5 on: February 25, 2013, 11:17:00 PM »
Quote from: Mthomas3824
Quote from: SummersEve
I'm a douche for the following reasons:

1) I let myself try snus at around age 30
2) The first time I quit snus I shifted over to nicotine gum after a month of being nic free
3) When the nic gum wasn't "enough" I was right back for more of that General Snus
4) I didn't come here right away when I hit that two can a day mark and "stopped" the first time
5) I spent approximately $12 per day on General Snus, a product that comes with bold warnings like "Warning: this product may cause mouth cancer" and "Warning: this product may cause tooth loss" for significant stretches of the past 3 years
6) Because there is only one place near me that regularly has the stuff, I would concoct ridiculous lies to my wife about why I had to go near that store
7) I lied to my wife about how much I used
8) In order to keep my wife from seeing how much I used, if we were out together like at shopping or at the airport, I would "get lost" from my wife and look around like a terrorist or common prole shoplifter in order to sneak a lipper in without her seeing
9) Because I used snus, I gutted gallons of spit infused with pure shit (I had a snus in almost every waking moment save for first 30 minutes of day when wife was too close)

I could go on, but from reading the posts on here, you guys probably know a bunch of the rest of the story. I got a horrible cold last week and the phlegm was horrific. I cut down to 5-10 snus in the days I was worst, but on Friday I bought another 5 pack of General. Sunday night around 7, I realized that even though I was "taking it easy" on the snus while I was sick, I had gone through 2 and a half cans in approximately 48 hours and it disgusted me so bad that I threw out my tobacco and came straight here.

Had a lot of moments today where I was thinking "man, I wish I had a lipper in right now" but I think I just associated like every damn I thing I did with having some tobacco in.

Hey General Snus:  'Finger'  'Finger'  'Finger'

I also hope the EU slaps that export ban on your product so that no one else gets caught up in that shit like I did.
'clap'

Welcome. Loved your intro and name.
Hey douche bag, don't worry addicts will always find a way to feed the addiction! Beware that when your throat gets better you don't talk yourself into 1 more. I drove 70 - 75 miles one way for my fix, can't tell you all the lies I used to go to town. 33 years of marriage I did that to my wife. Drink deep of the quit koolaid!
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2013, 11:09:00 PM »
Quote from: SummersEve
I'm a douche for the following reasons:

1) I let myself try snus at around age 30
2) The first time I quit snus I shifted over to nicotine gum after a month of being nic free
3) When the nic gum wasn't "enough" I was right back for more of that General Snus
4) I didn't come here right away when I hit that two can a day mark and "stopped" the first time
5) I spent approximately $12 per day on General Snus, a product that comes with bold warnings like "Warning: this product may cause mouth cancer" and "Warning: this product may cause tooth loss" for significant stretches of the past 3 years
6) Because there is only one place near me that regularly has the stuff, I would concoct ridiculous lies to my wife about why I had to go near that store
7) I lied to my wife about how much I used
8) In order to keep my wife from seeing how much I used, if we were out together like at shopping or at the airport, I would "get lost" from my wife and look around like a terrorist or common prole shoplifter in order to sneak a lipper in without her seeing
9) Because I used snus, I gutted gallons of spit infused with pure shit (I had a snus in almost every waking moment save for first 30 minutes of day when wife was too close)

I could go on, but from reading the posts on here, you guys probably know a bunch of the rest of the story. I got a horrible cold last week and the phlegm was horrific. I cut down to 5-10 snus in the days I was worst, but on Friday I bought another 5 pack of General. Sunday night around 7, I realized that even though I was "taking it easy" on the snus while I was sick, I had gone through 2 and a half cans in approximately 48 hours and it disgusted me so bad that I threw out my tobacco and came straight here.

Had a lot of moments today where I was thinking "man, I wish I had a lipper in right now" but I think I just associated like every damn I thing I did with having some tobacco in.

Hey General Snus:  'Finger'  'Finger'  'Finger'

I also hope the EU slaps that export ban on your product so that no one else gets caught up in that shit like I did.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2013, 11:09:00 PM »
Great intro. Give me a shout if you need anything. It will get easier as the days go on.
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Re: Hi, I'm SummersEve and I'm a Douche
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2013, 10:37:00 PM »
Quote from: SummersEve
I'm a douche for the following reasons:

1) I let myself try snus at around age 30
2) The first time I quit snus I shifted over to nicotine gum after a month of being nic free
3) When the nic gum wasn't "enough" I was right back for more of that General Snus
4) I didn't come here right away when I hit that two can a day mark and "stopped" the first time
5) I spent approximately $12 per day on General Snus, a product that comes with bold warnings like "Warning: this product may cause mouth cancer" and "Warning: this product may cause tooth loss" for significant stretches of the past 3 years
6) Because there is only one place near me that regularly has the stuff, I would concoct ridiculous lies to my wife about why I had to go near that store
7) I lied to my wife about how much I used
8) In order to keep my wife from seeing how much I used, if we were out together like at shopping or at the airport, I would "get lost" from my wife and look around like a terrorist or common prole shoplifter in order to sneak a lipper in without her seeing
9) Because I used snus, I gutted gallons of spit infused with pure shit (I had a snus in almost every waking moment save for first 30 minutes of day when wife was too close)

I could go on, but from reading the posts on here, you guys probably know a bunch of the rest of the story. I got a horrible cold last week and the phlegm was horrific. I cut down to 5-10 snus in the days I was worst, but on Friday I bought another 5 pack of General. Sunday night around 7, I realized that even though I was "taking it easy" on the snus while I was sick, I had gone through 2 and a half cans in approximately 48 hours and it disgusted me so bad that I threw out my tobacco and came straight here.

Had a lot of moments today where I was thinking "man, I wish I had a lipper in right now" but I think I just associated like every damn I thing I did with having some tobacco in.

Hey General Snus: 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger'

I also hope the EU slaps that export ban on your product so that no one else gets caught up in that shit like I did.
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