I'm a douche for the following reasons:
1) I let myself try snus at around age 30
2) The first time I quit snus I shifted over to nicotine gum after a month of being nic free
3) When the nic gum wasn't "enough" I was right back for more of that General Snus
4) I didn't come here right away when I hit that two can a day mark and "stopped" the first time
5) I spent approximately $12 per day on General Snus, a product that comes with bold warnings like "Warning: this product may cause mouth cancer" and "Warning: this product may cause tooth loss" for significant stretches of the past 3 years
6) Because there is only one place near me that regularly has the stuff, I would concoct ridiculous lies to my wife about why I had to go near that store
7) I lied to my wife about how much I used
8) In order to keep my wife from seeing how much I used, if we were out together like at shopping or at the airport, I would "get lost" from my wife and look around like a terrorist or common prole shoplifter in order to sneak a lipper in without her seeing
9) Because I used snus, I gutted gallons of spit infused with pure shit (I had a snus in almost every waking moment save for first 30 minutes of day when wife was too close)
I could go on, but from reading the posts on here, you guys probably know a bunch of the rest of the story. I got a horrible cold last week and the phlegm was horrific. I cut down to 5-10 snus in the days I was worst, but on Friday I bought another 5 pack of General. Sunday night around 7, I realized that even though I was "taking it easy" on the snus while I was sick, I had gone through 2 and a half cans in approximately 48 hours and it disgusted me so bad that I threw out my tobacco and came straight here.
Had a lot of moments today where I was thinking "man, I wish I had a lipper in right now" but I think I just associated like every damn I thing I did with having some tobacco in.
Hey General Snus: 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger'
I also hope the EU slaps that export ban on your product so that no one else gets caught up in that shit like I did.
