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Offline Smokeyg

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« Reply #547 on: March 10, 2013, 01:22:00 AM »
Just because a guy is circumcised, doesn't mean that his penis is small.

Who are these people?
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« Reply #546 on: February 17, 2013, 09:46:00 AM »
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5 year wedding anniversary today. The fact that I'm about 4 1/2 years into my quit reminds me of the extra long poop I took on my wedding night while my wife waited for me in bed.

Boned her twice already this morning.
Congrats, STALLION!!!
You must not have children.....
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« Reply #545 on: February 16, 2013, 09:43:00 AM »
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5 year wedding anniversary today. The fact that I'm about 4 1/2 years into my quit reminds me of the extra long poop I took on my wedding night while my wife waited for me in bed.

Boned her twice already this morning.
Congrats, STALLION!!!
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« Reply #544 on: February 16, 2013, 09:36:00 AM »
5 year wedding anniversary today. The fact that I'm about 4 1/2 years into my quit reminds me of the extra long poop I took on my wedding night while my wife waited for me in bed.

Boned her twice already this morning.
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« Reply #543 on: December 31, 2012, 09:28:00 PM »
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Quick question - why is crockett "unregistered". I'm curious as to the back story.

Who's crockett you may ask. Well, she just so happens to be my granddaughter. So, let's hear it. My baby girl's baby girl deserves a voice.
Uuuuuhh. No idea.

Really.

No clue.
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« Reply #542 on: December 31, 2012, 08:32:00 PM »
Quick question - why is crockett "unregistered". I'm curious as to the back story.

Who's crockett you may ask. Well, she just so happens to be my granddaughter. So, let's hear it. My baby girl's baby girl deserves a voice.
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« Reply #541 on: December 21, 2012, 09:52:00 AM »
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Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
In all fairness, snows like that are very rare in the Mid-east.
And isn't that guy in the bathrobe with the cigar and beer watching over him..... 'crackup'
You made the banner Derek?!? 'na na'
That is not a guy in a bathrobe. I am pretty sure that is Luke Skywalker stringing Chrismas Lights.
and taking a picture of himself..
All this time I just figured it was Gmann.
looks like cousin eddie to me.

shitter's full!
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« Reply #540 on: December 21, 2012, 06:23:00 AM »
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Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
In all fairness, snows like that are very rare in the Mid-east.
And isn't that guy in the bathrobe with the cigar and beer watching over him..... 'crackup'
You made the banner Derek?!? 'na na'
That is not a guy in a bathrobe. I am pretty sure that is Luke Skywalker stringing Chrismas Lights.
and taking a picture of himself..
All this time I just figured it was Gmann.
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« Reply #539 on: December 20, 2012, 11:22:00 PM »
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Quote from: Smokeyg
Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
In all fairness, snows like that are very rare in the Mid-east.
And isn't that guy in the bathrobe with the cigar and beer watching over him..... 'crackup'
You made the banner Derek?!? 'na na'
That is not a guy in a bathrobe. I am pretty sure that is Luke Skywalker stringing Chrismas Lights.
and taking a picture of himself..
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« Reply #538 on: December 20, 2012, 06:19:00 PM »
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Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
In all fairness, snows like that are very rare in the Mid-east.
And isn't that guy in the bathrobe with the cigar and beer watching over him..... 'crackup'
You made the banner Derek?!? 'na na'
That is not a guy in a bathrobe. I am pretty sure that is Luke Skywalker stringing Chrismas Lights.
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Offline sporticus

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« Reply #537 on: December 20, 2012, 06:10:00 PM »
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Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
In all fairness, snows like that are very rare in the Mid-east.
And isn't that guy in the bathrobe with the cigar and beer watching over him..... 'crackup'
You made the banner Derek?!? 'na na'
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« Reply #536 on: December 20, 2012, 06:08:00 PM »
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Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
In all fairness, snows like that are very rare in the Mid-east.
And isn't that guy in the bathrobe with the cigar and beer watching over him..... 'crackup'
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« Reply #535 on: December 20, 2012, 06:04:00 PM »
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Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
In all fairness, snows like that are very rare in the Mid-east.
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Offline Smokeyg

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« Reply #534 on: December 20, 2012, 05:57:00 PM »
Why is there an outdoor baby in new KTC banner? It's fucking snowing for Christ's sake.
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« Reply #533 on: November 24, 2012, 01:09:00 PM »
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I started doing a P-90x type class at my local community center this evening. One of the activities involved partner pull-ups. My partner was an older guy. Lanky. White hanes v-neck a size too small. Goofy gray hair. A grunter.

I was standing, holding a 3 foot long wooden rod parallel to the ground with a bicep curl grip. He was laying on his back on his mat while I straddled his chest. Luckily, I was wearing tight boxer briefs or he would have had a clear view of my junk. He reached up inside my grip with a similar bicep curl grip. The point was for him to pull himself straight off the mat, keeping his back and neck rigid - like a 30 degree pull-up. My job was to support his body weight, keeping my core tight and knees slightly bent.

As a I hinted earlier, he wasn't in super shape. The first couple pull ups went alright, a little grunting, but nothing out of the normal. His form looked good - straight as a used arrow. Up and down. Pull up number three however, was more of a modified sit up. He had reached his limit and his form suffered. His back and neck curled inward as he pulled himself off the ground. I kept a straight face as his mouth grunted towards my crotch. "Thhhhrreee!" I looked straight ahead, straight faced. "Nice work". "Foooourrrr!" He actually left a little fleck of spit on my gym shorts from his exertion. We were doing sets of 15. Each rep became more and more inappropriate. The trainer, usually the boot camp type, had to walk to the other side of the gym. She couldn't comment. I made the mistake on rep number 8 of looking sideways in the giant mirror. Full on man on man action. Public forum. My arms were getting tired. We were both grunting now. His nose nudged my shorts on number 12. Sweet Jesus. I actually had the thought of how traumatic an erection - even a partial - would be at that moment. I don't know why my mind went there. I had to say something. "Keep it up." I gritted my teeth. 14 - our eyes met. Not a hint of embarrassment on either side. Neither acknowledged what was happening. We couldn't. We were men. Working out. And loving it.

Time for a hot shower.
Smokey, I think it's time this post sees the light of day again.

The best line??? How about, "His nose nudged my shorts on number 12."

You're a beautiful man!
Sweet Jesus thats hilarious
'crackup'
Holyhellfuck! TIFFS!
'crackup'
Ho lee shit!!! I needed this today. 'crackup'
Thank you for posting this again. I have tears running down my face i was laughing so hard..
Thank god I shut my office door before I read this. I will have this visual all day.
Smokey, Don't know you, but, Thank you. Needed a laugh bad and I found this just at the right moment. Dam, I havn't laughed this hard in a long time. Thanks
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OMG! Laughing so hard I woke the dog and my roommate!! Thanks for the Laugh!!! 'crackup'
oh good Christmas that's beautiful.
me oh my....laughing my thanksgiving weekend stuffed ass off
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