Now. Guys. He is probably one of those special guys that knows he can do it absolutely on his own and doesn't need to follow any body else no matter if he or they have a way that is tried and true. This guy is special! Just like all the others that have decided that they can do it on their own. He is different....just like everyone else. He is special....and needs to be coddled. He probably takes a lot from his wife....it is called pegging. So. Guys, for the sake of it all. Be nice and gentle with this creature. Lord know he is a bat without wings in a Metallica concert (You know, a rat. Cant fly or use his sonar/radar thingy because of the noise and alternating light color strobes).
If this was too brutal, let me know. I will remove it.