HOF BABY!
Gotta say that today is a happy day for me. 110 days ago I would have never thought of this day, but here I am. Cravings are still there, but I can somewhat control them, and know how to work through them. The though of buying a can hasn't crossed my mind in a good 60 days. In fact I find the sight of someone dipping repulsing.
100 down the rest of my life to go ODAAT!
Thanks everyone for the support.
We'll head over to Defiance, Ohio for our next stop and pick up Wannemacher, a 15 year slave to the nic-bitch. He decided to quit when his son brought him a can telling him “here dad you need this”... powerful, very powerful stuff.
I was looking forward to his answer on what his screen name means as I thought it was some type of Star Wars reference that I just didn't get. It turns out that his screen name lacks any and all creativity because it is simply his name. Wanne is a married quitter with a blue and a pink in the kids department. This bad-assed quitter is a ONE HUNDRED PRECENT POSTER who wants to thank Baller Brothers Fish, Bass, Done4Me, True and Bsrano for all of their text messages despite how ghey they really were. He shouts out a special thanks to grizzled-vet J2B and “all of his great cubed wisdom”.
When queried (yes, I used that word) about what he would want on a desert island he indicated a “Taurus”. What he didn't clarify was where he would get gas for it? I supposed he could mean a gun, but Taurus firearms are about as reliable as a Ford Taurus. His go-to porn genre is “elephant” and this fits with his most-bizarre place to have sex with himself – a graveyard. Further he apparently didn't know you're supposed to fap with your HANDS when asked which hand he fapped with. He has a sing;e tat and working on the second, which is an animated gif tat of MCO's avatar.
If a quit brother visits Defiance Ohio (god forbid) Bass does get a room in the house but AR-Fishteen will be alone in the dog house-- for the dog's safety.
This boxer wearing storm-trooper loves the countryside and is in the “rear-with-the-gear” on the human centipede and will be there bringing it up while chowing down on a Whopper from BK. Could be a bit scratchy for the person in front as he gets his Brazilian waxes at the same place that Ron Jeremy does.
Wanne failed history class in high school as indicated by his choice of Presidents: Worst – Al Gore, Best Jefferson Davis, but what he is lacking in “who was actually a President” he makes up for in knowledge about presidents daughters because he wants Chelsea over Lewinsky as long as he has a bag and the lights are off. If Hillary were around he'd whack her with Sarah Palin's gun stock. Man, I like this guy.
His best parts about being quit are not having to ninja dip and the text-threads they get rolling in June. (I think MayGhey calls it a vortex) For being such a bad-ass quitter he gets 2 tickets to his fantasy concert with Nirvana opening for The Beatles. Concert to be held in your imagination, however.
He wants you to watch HIS intro music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQVo0dk0nRM
Congrats on the Hall buddy! Good job owning your quit!"