D-Day 02/01/08 2:45 PST

[Ready]

Ready - Day 2,500

Thanks for always being there guys.

[Coach Steve]

Freedom, there is simply no substitute.

Ready, Ready, Ready....

'BanDog'

[Ready]

Freedom, there is simply no substitute.

[Ready]

Ready - Day 2,339

Thank you gentlemen.

Some have said some kind things about my contributions here. It is appreciated. I do what I do because of people like you.

There have been some dramatic things happen on the site in the last few days. It has affected many who are paying attention. I have no personal knowledge of the original intent of the controversy. If I had, I would have advised against the course of action by some that was taken. No matter. What has happend, has happend. And here comes the icing...

I have seen how people have reacted. And the way I feel about the vast majority of those reactions is nothing less than complete admiration and pride for the Administrators, Moderators and members if this site.

It is an absolute Honor to quit here, with each and every one of you fine quitters.

This site, right here, right now, keeps me quit.

You can do this.

Not sure why, but I was kinda expecting the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day...

"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive!"

'BanDog'

I'll take it

P.S. Keep your banana to yourself please!

[Ready]

Ready - Day 2,339

Thank you gentlemen.

Some have said some kind things about my contributions here. It is appreciated. I do what I do because of people like you.

There have been some dramatic things happen on the site in the last few days. It has affected many who are paying attention. I have no personal knowledge of the original intent of the controversy. If I had, I would have advised against the course of action by some that was taken. No matter. What has happend, has happend. And here comes the icing...

I have seen how people have reacted. And the way I feel about the vast majority of those reactions is nothing less than complete admiration and pride for the Administrators, Moderators and members if this site.

It is an absolute Honor to quit here, with each and every one of you fine quitters.

This site, right here, right now, keeps me quit.

You can do this.

Not sure why, but I was kinda expecting the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day...

"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive!"

'BanDog'

I'll take it

[Coach Steve]

Ready - Day 2,339

Thank you gentlemen.

Some have said some kind things about my contributions here. It is appreciated. I do what I do because of people like you.

There have been some dramatic things happen on the site in the last few days. It has affected many who are paying attention. I have no personal knowledge of the original intent of the controversy. If I had, I would have advised against the course of action by some that was taken. No matter. What has happend, has happend. And here comes the icing...

I have seen how people have reacted. And the way I feel about the vast majority of those reactions is nothing less than complete admiration and pride for the Administrators, Moderators and members if this site.

It is an absolute Honor to quit here, with each and every one of you fine quitters.

This site, right here, right now, keeps me quit.

You can do this.

Not sure why, but I was kinda expecting the Bill Pullman speech from Independence Day...

"We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on, we're going to survive!"

'BanDog'

[Ready]

Ready - Day 2,339

Thank you gentlemen.

Some have said some kind things about my contributions here. It is appreciated. I do what I do because of people like you.

There have been some dramatic things happen on the site in the last few days. It has affected many who are paying attention. I have no personal knowledge of the original intent of the controversy. If I had, I would have advised against the course of action by some that was taken. No matter. What has happend, has happend. And here comes the icing...

I have seen how people have reacted. And the way I feel about the vast majority of those reactions is nothing less than complete admiration and pride for the Administrators, Moderators and members of this site.

It is an absolute Honor to quit here, with each and every one of you fine quitters.

This site, right here, right now, keeps me quit.

You can do this.

[Coach Steve]

I'm not too sure what I just read but it made my beer come out my nose. Well done sir. Haha

Hopefully you have read this thread from front to back. It is one of, if not the best intro thread on this site. The quit knowledge in here is priceless.

Agreed

Ready, Ready, Ready.........

[G]

I'm not too sure what I just read but it made my beer come out my nose. Well done sir. Haha

Hopefully you have read this thread from front to back. It is one of, if not the best intro thread on this site. The quit knowledge in here is priceless.

Agreed

[redtrain14]

I'm not too sure what I just read but it made my beer come out my nose. Well done sir. Haha

Hopefully you have read this thread from front to back. It is one of, if not the best intro thread on this site. The quit knowledge in here is priceless.

[RES17CUE]

I'm not too sure what I just read but it made my beer come out my nose. Well done sir. Haha

[Ready]

Ready - Day 2,336

I tried many times to quit over the twenty plus years I was a slave. Nothing worked.

I posted roll today in my quit group on KTC giving my word of honor that I will not use nicotine today in any way, shape or form. I will keep my word.

That worked.

You can do this.

it is quitters like you that have blazed the path for the rest of us to follow. you have given us that light to guide us on our journey and for me I cannot thank you enough.

Werd.

Awesome stuff!

Ask him about the monkeys.......

Is there a quick link to the monkeys?

I LIKE MONKEYS

The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. I thought that
odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to
look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.

I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His
name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright.
They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed.
Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.

I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new
environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at
high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the
spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour.

Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive:
they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead.
Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn
cheap monkeys.

I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my
room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked
like I had 200 throw rugs.

I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck.
Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.

I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for
a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real
bad.

I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want
to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.

I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately
there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change
them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so
it didn't all go bad.

I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to
extinguish the fire.

Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in
my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor
wasn't improving.

I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the
bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.

I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't
allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet
one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the
frozen ones.

I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My
friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like
them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in
the genitals.

I like monkeys

[G]

Ready - Day 2,336

I tried many times to quit over the twenty plus years I was a slave. Nothing worked.

I posted roll today in my quit group on KTC giving my word of honor that I will not use nicotine today in any way, shape or form. I will keep my word.

That worked.

You can do this.

it is quitters like you that have blazed the path for the rest of us to follow. you have given us that light to guide us on our journey and for me I cannot thank you enough.

Werd.

Awesome stuff!

Ask him about the monkeys.......

Is there a quick link to the monkeys?

[mule]

Ready - Day 2,336

I tried many times to quit over the twenty plus years I was a slave. Nothing worked.

I posted roll today in my quit group on KTC giving my word of honor that I will not use nicotine today in any way, shape or form. I will keep my word.

That worked.

You can do this.

it is quitters like you that have blazed the path for the rest of us to follow. you have given us that light to guide us on our journey and for me I cannot thank you enough.

Werd.

Awesome stuff!

Ask him about the monkeys.......

[Thumblewort]

Ready - Day 2,336

I tried many times to quit over the twenty plus years I was a slave. Nothing worked.

I posted roll today in my quit group on KTC giving my word of honor that I will not use nicotine today in any way, shape or form. I will keep my word.

That worked.

You can do this.

it is quitters like you that have blazed the path for the rest of us to follow. you have given us that light to guide us on our journey and for me I cannot thank you enough.

Werd.

Awesome stuff!