Best thread ever, since on this board you can say douchenozzle and not get banned. I'm guessing WCW (really? that leauge has been dead for 10+ years, get hip and go CZW) is NIC raging in his grandma's basement before he has to do the chore with the gloves and Ben-Gay.
I could be wrong.
Wrong, TW. You don't understand, WCW is immune to nicotine. He has no symptoms of withdrawal whatsoever after using it for over 25 years. He has the superhuman power to just put it down and never think about it again. He's also a highly educated and gifted leader. His bust is next for Mt. Rushmore and he summers atop Mt Olympus.
He's JamesGordon, Chuck Norris and The Most Interesting Man In The World all rolled into one and multiplied 4 times. We have never seen a man like this, it is proper that we should be confused and awed by his awesome powers. We should be humbled to be allowed in his presence and thankful that such a man would appear in our midst.