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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #51 on: March 29, 2014, 09:28:00 AM »
Maybe I missed it yesterday, it may be time for me some new spectacles. My vision has been slipping. I couldn't find where you posted roll or your answers yesterday. No roll post today either, but yet you logged on in the middle of the night like some kinda peeping tom.

Maybe next time. A few more years of slavery may change your mind or worse.
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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #50 on: March 28, 2014, 08:45:00 AM »
Quote from: Nolaq
Quote from: srans
Quote from: derk40
Quote from: tmr5215
Alright, so here I am more than a year later. I grew complacent with my quit after hitting the 100 club with the May group from last year. About 30 days after hitting the 100 club (and after stopping posting roll), I caved. It was easy at that point, what harm would one more dip do? I had already been quit for "so long." I decided I would have just one more dip. I was 20 years old and quite honestly figured it was just one dip. About a year later, that was the biggest mistake I have made of my life to this day. Go ahead, call me a pussy all you want and I agree because I was/am. I owe Diesal and Dlee a special apology as they were there for me every step of the way and I have let them both down. I can say now, I am ready to kick the tin once and for good. I know it will not be easy and I also know that I cannot do it without you. I'm now 21, a month away from graduation and dip has once again consumed my life. I'm not willing to wait till graduation, until I get married, until I have kids etc. to quit. I'm ready at this moment. I know words cannot repair what I have done, but I promise to you all that I will prove it to you all through my actions.
Answer the 3 questions.
1. What happened?
2. Why did it happen?
3. What are you gonna do different this time?
At your age i've read that only about 3% percent quit and stay quit. I choose to believe that's good news because that means you can do it.

I'm good friends with quite a few members in your old group. They have been instrumental in getting me to 407 days. They would have dropped anything to help you get that far also. You would be around 450 days quit right now.

You owe your last group and yourself those answers. Lets make it count this time my friend. Life is to precious to give it to the poison.
Joined over a year ago with 141 posts. _

Like has been said before over, and over again. Guys who leave are MUCH more likely to go back to sucking on cancer weed.

Don't fuck this up again and waste (more of) anyone's time on you.
I don't know what I was reading,, you were in my group. It's early, you'll have to excuse me. You owe me and everyone else in our group that's left some answers my friend.

You would be on day 403 right now. The 4th floor is so much better then where your sitting. Your old group is down to under 20 now, don't know where everyone went, but there is a few real quitters holding strong. People that took there lives back and meant business.

We would have loved to have you still posting with us, but you felt that you no longer needed us or ktc to stay quit. I guess DAY 1 blows that all to hell!!!
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The poison sucks. I hate it. I hated it this morning, I hated it at noon, I hated it at supper and I hate it tonight. I enjoy hating it so much I'm going to wake up tomorrow and start over hating it. I quit with anyone that wants to hate it with me.

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #49 on: March 28, 2014, 08:33:00 AM »
Quote from: srans
Quote from: derk40
Quote from: tmr5215
Alright, so here I am more than a year later. I grew complacent with my quit after hitting the 100 club with the May group from last year. About 30 days after hitting the 100 club (and after stopping posting roll), I caved. It was easy at that point, what harm would one more dip do? I had already been quit for "so long." I decided I would have just one more dip. I was 20 years old and quite honestly figured it was just one dip. About a year later, that was the biggest mistake I have made of my life to this day. Go ahead, call me a pussy all you want and I agree because I was/am. I owe Diesal and Dlee a special apology as they were there for me every step of the way and I have let them both down. I can say now, I am ready to kick the tin once and for good. I know it will not be easy and I also know that I cannot do it without you. I'm now 21, a month away from graduation and dip has once again consumed my life. I'm not willing to wait till graduation, until I get married, until I have kids etc. to quit. I'm ready at this moment. I know words cannot repair what I have done, but I promise to you all that I will prove it to you all through my actions.
Answer the 3 questions.
1. What happened?
2. Why did it happen?
3. What are you gonna do different this time?
At your age i've read that only about 3% percent quit and stay quit. I choose to believe that's good news because that means you can do it.

I'm good friends with quite a few members in your old group. They have been instrumental in getting me to 407 days. They would have dropped anything to help you get that far also. You would be around 450 days quit right now.

You owe your last group and yourself those answers. Lets make it count this time my friend. Life is to precious to give it to the poison.
Joined over a year ago with 141 posts. _

Like has been said before over, and over again. Guys who leave are MUCH more likely to go back to sucking on cancer weed.

Don't fuck this up again and waste (more of) anyone's time on you.
What is your major malfunction?!?!?!?!

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #48 on: March 28, 2014, 08:27:00 AM »
Quote from: tmr5215
Alright, so here I am more than a year later. I grew complacent with my quit after hitting the 100 club with the May group from last year. About 30 days after hitting the 100 club (and after stopping posting roll), I caved. It was easy at that point, what harm would one more dip do? I had already been quit for "so long." I decided I would have just one more dip. I was 20 years old and quite honestly figured it was just one dip. About a year later, that was the biggest mistake I have made of my life to this day. Go ahead, call me a pussy all you want and I agree because I was/am. I owe Diesal and Dlee a special apology as they were there for me every step of the way and I have let them both down. I can say now, I am ready to kick the tin once and for good. I know it will not be easy and I also know that I cannot do it without you. I'm now 21, a month away from graduation and dip has once again consumed my life. I'm not willing to wait till graduation, until I get married, until I have kids etc. to quit. I'm ready at this moment. I know words cannot repair what I have done, but I promise to you all that I will prove it to you all through my actions.
Gee...Never heard that story before. Just like most young guys who roll through here , you don't listen. If you did you would have built an accountability network and know that "just one" was the ultimate gateway back to addiction.

You don't owe my an apology, you owe yourself one. And if you find Dlee let me know. He fell of the earth about 7 months ago. Probably knuckles deep into a can right now.

Maybe you two belong together, double teaming a can of cancer.

Good luck on your second attempt.
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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #47 on: March 28, 2014, 08:24:00 AM »
Quote from: derk40
Quote from: tmr5215
Alright, so here I am more than a year later. I grew complacent with my quit after hitting the 100 club with the May group from last year. About 30 days after hitting the 100 club (and after stopping posting roll), I caved. It was easy at that point, what harm would one more dip do? I had already been quit for "so long." I decided I would have just one more dip. I was 20 years old and quite honestly figured it was just one dip. About a year later, that was the biggest mistake I have made of my life to this day. Go ahead, call me a pussy all you want and I agree because I was/am. I owe Diesal and Dlee a special apology as they were there for me every step of the way and I have let them both down. I can say now, I am ready to kick the tin once and for good. I know it will not be easy and I also know that I cannot do it without you. I'm now 21, a month away from graduation and dip has once again consumed my life. I'm not willing to wait till graduation, until I get married, until I have kids etc. to quit. I'm ready at this moment. I know words cannot repair what I have done, but I promise to you all that I will prove it to you all through my actions.
Answer the 3 questions.
1. What happened?
2. Why did it happen?
3. What are you gonna do different this time?
At your age i've read that only about 3% percent quit and stay quit. I choose to believe that's good news because that means you can do it.

I'm good friends with quite a few members in your old group. They have been instrumental in getting me to 407 days. They would have dropped anything to help you get that far also. You would be around 450 days quit right now.

You owe your last group and yourself those answers. Lets make it count this time my friend. Life is to precious to give it to the poison.
Hof date may 25, 2013
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The poison sucks. I hate it. I hated it this morning, I hated it at noon, I hated it at supper and I hate it tonight. I enjoy hating it so much I'm going to wake up tomorrow and start over hating it. I quit with anyone that wants to hate it with me.

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #46 on: March 28, 2014, 08:11:00 AM »
Quote from: tmr5215
Alright, so here I am more than a year later. I grew complacent with my quit after hitting the 100 club with the May group from last year. About 30 days after hitting the 100 club (and after stopping posting roll), I caved. It was easy at that point, what harm would one more dip do? I had already been quit for "so long." I decided I would have just one more dip. I was 20 years old and quite honestly figured it was just one dip. About a year later, that was the biggest mistake I have made of my life to this day. Go ahead, call me a pussy all you want and I agree because I was/am. I owe Diesal and Dlee a special apology as they were there for me every step of the way and I have let them both down. I can say now, I am ready to kick the tin once and for good. I know it will not be easy and I also know that I cannot do it without you. I'm now 21, a month away from graduation and dip has once again consumed my life. I'm not willing to wait till graduation, until I get married, until I have kids etc. to quit. I'm ready at this moment. I know words cannot repair what I have done, but I promise to you all that I will prove it to you all through my actions.
Answer the 3 questions.
1. What happened?
2. Why did it happen?
3. What are you gonna do different this time?
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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #45 on: March 28, 2014, 06:48:00 AM »
Alright, so here I am more than a year later. I grew complacent with my quit after hitting the 100 club with the May group from last year. About 30 days after hitting the 100 club (and after stopping posting roll), I caved. It was easy at that point, what harm would one more dip do? I had already been quit for "so long." I decided I would have just one more dip. I was 20 years old and quite honestly figured it was just one dip. About a year later, that was the biggest mistake I have made of my life to this day. Go ahead, call me a pussy all you want and I agree because I was/am. I owe Diesal and Dlee a special apology as they were there for me every step of the way and I have let them both down. I can say now, I am ready to kick the tin once and for good. I know it will not be easy and I also know that I cannot do it without you. I'm now 21, a month away from graduation and dip has once again consumed my life. I'm not willing to wait till graduation, until I get married, until I have kids etc. to quit. I'm ready at this moment. I know words cannot repair what I have done, but I promise to you all that I will prove it to you all through my actions.

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2013, 12:25:00 AM »
Quote from: tmr5215
Funnest week of my life hands down, no words really to describe it. One of my buddies down there is addicted to dip and brought it with him. I couldn't help but think those nights he was "too tired to go out" or had to "go grab more sun tan lotion" were because of the dip. I have never been more happy to be dip free!

I quit with you all today my brothers!
Thats great man! Can't believe he would miss out on the pussy available down there...too tired? come on now.

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #43 on: March 11, 2013, 11:47:00 PM »
Quote from: tmr5215
Funnest week of my life hands down, no words really to describe it. One of my buddies down there is addicted to dip and brought it with him. I couldn't help but think those nights he was "too tired to go out" or had to "go grab more sun tan lotion" were because of the dip. I have never been more happy to be dip free!

I quit with you all today my brothers!
Great job, bro!!!! Proud to be quit with you!
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"Celebrate the moment as it turns into one more"..
"You can fight without ever winning, but never ever win, win without a fight".
"Onion rings...funyons. A connection? Yeah. I fucking think so."
"Honest Abe had a fake jaw".
"In a world that seems so small, I can't stop thinking big"
"Someone set a bad example. Made surrender seem all right
The act of a noble warrior. Who lost the will to fight."

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #42 on: March 10, 2013, 10:56:00 AM »
Funnest week of my life hands down, no words really to describe it. One of my buddies down there is addicted to dip and brought it with him. I couldn't help but think those nights he was "too tired to go out" or had to "go grab more sun tan lotion" were because of the dip. I have never been more happy to be dip free!

I quit with you all today my brothers!

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #41 on: March 05, 2013, 12:47:00 AM »
Went to Cancun this summer. You can't find dip down there at all, so unless one of your buddies brings it you should be good.

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #40 on: March 02, 2013, 11:48:00 PM »
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Quote from: Dlee3
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Quote from: jaynellie
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I thought sausage wallet was a common term?   Guess not.  Now go out and find some skank to make your snake puke mayonnaise.  STAY QUIT.
Not to get off topic or off the real topic, sausage wallet is a new one I've never heard before either. I actually had a younger gal around 23-26 refer to her own CT as "Beef Curtains". WTF sounds sexy about that??? STAY QUIT FOR SURE.
Now you might be pissed at me for bitching earlier without telling you this, but I am actually leaving for a Cancun Spring Break trip tomorrow with friends from school.

So yes, I do hopefully plan to explore some sausage wallets and beef curtains while i'm over there. But more importantly, I plan to STAY QUIT.

Thanks to all for your support.
And it's official. I said I wasn't sure I even liked you yet and now it's official. I absolutely hate you. I was joking around the first time. I'm done joking. Cancun for Spring Break. I can't fucking stand you. Stay quit. Fuck a lot. It makes jealousy go away pretty quickly.
Thats the plan, man! Keep my meat stick as active as possible and hopefully, I will have some good stories for the forum admidst my return.

On a more serious note though, I have no idea how I am going to post roll when I am down there because I likely wont have access to internet if anyone has any ideas...
Got any numbers from guys in June quit group? If not, get them. You can text them each day to post roll for you (unless "Spring Break Skank #7" won't leave you lap, and for that, I hate you exponentially.) If you need mine or somebody else's numbers to post roll for you, PM us and let us know. We will absolutely do it for you as long you stay quit.

I am really growing to despise you, by the way. And I've only known you a few hours.

PS. If you cave, I won't be joking and the real heavy-hitters on this site will make you feel like you ate your own shit. In other words, don't drink too much in Cancun (or at all.) It's almost a guaranteed cave. Otherwise, have a fucking blast and please let us know if we can help post for you. And when you come back, come armed with pictures!!
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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #39 on: March 02, 2013, 11:18:00 PM »
Quote from: Its_Got2Happen
Quote from: Dlee3
Quote from: tmr5215
Quote from: Dlee3
Quote from: tmr5215
Quote from: jaynellie
Quote from: Diesel2112
I thought sausage wallet was a common term?   Guess not.  Now go out and find some skank to make your snake puke mayonnaise.  STAY QUIT.
Not to get off topic or off the real topic, sausage wallet is a new one I've never heard before either. I actually had a younger gal around 23-26 refer to her own CT as "Beef Curtains". WTF sounds sexy about that??? STAY QUIT FOR SURE.
Now you might be pissed at me for bitching earlier without telling you this, but I am actually leaving for a Cancun Spring Break trip tomorrow with friends from school.

So yes, I do hopefully plan to explore some sausage wallets and beef curtains while i'm over there. But more importantly, I plan to STAY QUIT.

Thanks to all for your support.
And it's official. I said I wasn't sure I even liked you yet and now it's official. I absolutely hate you. I was joking around the first time. I'm done joking. Cancun for Spring Break. I can't fucking stand you. Stay quit. Fuck a lot. It makes jealousy go away pretty quickly.
Thats the plan, man! Keep my meat stick as active as possible and hopefully, I will have some good stories for the forum admidst my return.

On a more serious note though, I have no idea how I am going to post roll when I am down there because I likely wont have access to internet if anyone has any ideas...
Got any numbers from guys in June quit group? If not, get them. You can text them each day to post roll for you (unless "Spring Break Skank #7" won't leave you lap, and for that, I hate you exponentially.) If you need mine or somebody else's numbers to post roll for you, PM us and let us know. We will absolutely do it for you as long you stay quit.

I am really growing to despise you, by the way. And I've only known you a few hours.

PS. If you cave, I won't be joking and the real heavy-hitters on this site will make you feel like you ate your own shit. In other words, don't drink too much in Cancun (or at all.) It's almost a guaranteed cave. Otherwise, have a fucking blast and please let us know if we can help post for you. And when you come back, come armed with pictures!!
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I WROTE the Urban Dictionary.
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"Celebrate the moment as it turns into one more"..
"You can fight without ever winning, but never ever win, win without a fight".
"Onion rings...funyons. A connection? Yeah. I fucking think so."
"Honest Abe had a fake jaw".
"In a world that seems so small, I can't stop thinking big"
"Someone set a bad example. Made surrender seem all right
The act of a noble warrior. Who lost the will to fight."

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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #38 on: March 02, 2013, 11:14:00 PM »
Quote from: Dlee3
Quote from: tmr5215
Quote from: Dlee3
Quote from: tmr5215
Quote from: jaynellie
Quote from: Diesel2112
I thought sausage wallet was a common term?   Guess not.  Now go out and find some skank to make your snake puke mayonnaise.  STAY QUIT.
Not to get off topic or off the real topic, sausage wallet is a new one I've never heard before either. I actually had a younger gal around 23-26 refer to her own CT as "Beef Curtains". WTF sounds sexy about that??? STAY QUIT FOR SURE.
Now you might be pissed at me for bitching earlier without telling you this, but I am actually leaving for a Cancun Spring Break trip tomorrow with friends from school.

So yes, I do hopefully plan to explore some sausage wallets and beef curtains while i'm over there. But more importantly, I plan to STAY QUIT.

Thanks to all for your support.
And it's official. I said I wasn't sure I even liked you yet and now it's official. I absolutely hate you. I was joking around the first time. I'm done joking. Cancun for Spring Break. I can't fucking stand you. Stay quit. Fuck a lot. It makes jealousy go away pretty quickly.
Thats the plan, man! Keep my meat stick as active as possible and hopefully, I will have some good stories for the forum admidst my return.

On a more serious note though, I have no idea how I am going to post roll when I am down there because I likely wont have access to internet if anyone has any ideas...
Got any numbers from guys in June quit group? If not, get them. You can text them each day to post roll for you (unless "Spring Break Skank #7" won't leave you lap, and for that, I hate you exponentially.) If you need mine or somebody else's numbers to post roll for you, PM us and let us know. We will absolutely do it for you as long you stay quit.

I am really growing to despise you, by the way. And I've only known you a few hours.

PS. If you cave, I won't be joking and the real heavy-hitters on this site will make you feel like you ate your own shit. In other words, don't drink too much in Cancun (or at all.) It's almost a guaranteed cave. Otherwise, have a fucking blast and please let us know if we can help post for you. And when you come back, come armed with pictures!!
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Re: College Student ready to kick the tin!
« Reply #37 on: March 02, 2013, 10:22:00 PM »
Quote from: tmr5215
Quote from: Dlee3
Quote from: tmr5215
Quote from: jaynellie
Quote from: Diesel2112
I thought sausage wallet was a common term?   Guess not.  Now go out and find some skank to make your snake puke mayonnaise.  STAY QUIT.
Not to get off topic or off the real topic, sausage wallet is a new one I've never heard before either. I actually had a younger gal around 23-26 refer to her own CT as "Beef Curtains". WTF sounds sexy about that??? STAY QUIT FOR SURE.
Now you might be pissed at me for bitching earlier without telling you this, but I am actually leaving for a Cancun Spring Break trip tomorrow with friends from school.

So yes, I do hopefully plan to explore some sausage wallets and beef curtains while i'm over there. But more importantly, I plan to STAY QUIT.

Thanks to all for your support.
And it's official. I said I wasn't sure I even liked you yet and now it's official. I absolutely hate you. I was joking around the first time. I'm done joking. Cancun for Spring Break. I can't fucking stand you. Stay quit. Fuck a lot. It makes jealousy go away pretty quickly.
Thats the plan, man! Keep my meat stick as active as possible and hopefully, I will have some good stories for the forum admidst my return.

On a more serious note though, I have no idea how I am going to post roll when I am down there because I likely wont have access to internet if anyone has any ideas...
Got any numbers from guys in June quit group? If not, get them. You can text them each day to post roll for you (unless "Spring Break Skank #7" won't leave you lap, and for that, I hate you exponentially.) If you need mine or somebody else's numbers to post roll for you, PM us and let us know. We will absolutely do it for you as long you stay quit.

I am really growing to despise you, by the way. And I've only known you a few hours.

PS. If you cave, I won't be joking and the real heavy-hitters on this site will make you feel like you ate your own shit. In other words, don't drink too much in Cancun (or at all.) It's almost a guaranteed cave. Otherwise, have a fucking blast and please let us know if we can help post for you. And when you come back, come armed with pictures!!