Diesel's Intro Page

[kkljinc]

Getting my upper left wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow. Big fucking deal right? Sounds like a lame facebook status update From my cousin.

Here's the thing that I wanted to share.

About 2 years ago I had both my back wisdom teeth pulled. Holy fuck what an adventure. They cracked and pulled those pricks 6 ways to Sunday.

Finally when the were done I had two bloody holes stuffed with gauze in the back of my mouth. I could not feel my face, cheeks, or lips from all the shots, and I had a 5 page masterpiece on taking care of the wounds.

So what does my dumb ass do as soon as I get in the car?

Yep. No need to even say it.

What a fucking moronic move that was.

Shit was running down my face as I had no feeling in my lips or cheek. The gauze was no soaked and contaminated with dip juice and the shit was running right into the freshly made holes in my mouth.

In the end I got a severe infection and dry sockets because I continued to dip despite the mess my mouth was in.

What kind of ASS HAT does some shit like that???

Tomorrow will be another story...a normal story. A story of a free man getting his wisdom tooth pulled. Again, big fucking deal right?

Never again for any reason, boys and gals.

Great Words!!! How many things, are different now? It amazes me when I do something and go...shit I have never done this without a dip.

[bleeckerdogs]

What do you know Diesel can still swear! I like it. Only know hes doing it at himself and nic. Not all of us! I miss the old diesel!

Swearing does help the crave. So if your told to go fuck youself by one of our fellow brothers, know that you are helping them out!

Diesel - we all have had dental work down and immediatly put the chew in our face. I did the exact same thing, only I had all 4 pulled and spit a varied shade of redish brown for the first tin or two. I even went as far as telling myself and other that it helped with the pain.

Freedom can only be known when the whore stops wispering. I cant wait to someday be free.

Ah FUCK - I live in NY (the big part about 6 hours from the city) I will never be free.

[Diesel2112]

Getting my upper left wisdom tooth pulled tomorrow. Big fucking deal right? Sounds like a lame facebook status update From my cousin.

Here's the thing that I wanted to share.

About 2 years ago I had both my back wisdom teeth pulled. Holy fuck what an adventure. They cracked and pulled those pricks 6 ways to Sunday.

Finally when the were done I had two bloody holes stuffed with gauze in the back of my mouth. I could not feel my face, cheeks, or lips from all the shots, and I had a 5 page masterpiece on taking care of the wounds.

So what does my dumb ass do as soon as I get in the car?

Yep. No need to even say it.

What a fucking moronic move that was.

Shit was running down my face as I had no feeling in my lips or cheek. The gauze was no soaked and contaminated with dip juice and the shit was running right into the freshly made holes in my mouth.

In the end I got a severe infection and dry sockets because I continued to dip despite the mess my mouth was in.

What kind of ASS HAT does some shit like that???

Tomorrow will be another story...a normal story. A story of a free man getting his wisdom tooth pulled. Again, big fucking deal right?

Never again for any reason, boys and gals.

[Wade]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!!  Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom.  SUCK IT Kodiak!!!  you fucking no good can of SHIT.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore. 

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear.  I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today.  My garden never looked better.  I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more.  Its enjoyable and worth it. 

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

Fucking A. The hotter secretary part makes it all worthwhile. I guess it depends on where you started and how far you've come with "hotness" levels though...

[robbie]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!!  Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom.  SUCK IT Kodiak!!!  you fucking no good can of SHIT.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore. 

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear.  I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today.  My garden never looked better.  I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more.  Its enjoyable and worth it. 

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

God I love extreme vulgarity when it comes to nicotine. I have no idea why, but it helps. It really does.

I think that it goes along with saying "FUCK" when you stub your toe. It lessens the pain. I read that somewhere that is actually true. When in the right company. Congrats Diesel!!! Pretty Friggin Bad Ass!!


J

I read an article recently that said that people who use a lot of vulgar language are smarter than those who dont.

I can't remember where I read it, or who wrote it, but it was one smart mother fucker, that's for sure.

Diesel....it goes back to Sigmund Freud - who was a sick fuck that wanted to fuck his mother....hence his naming of the Oedipus Complex...but I digress....

Freud had a theory of "taboo words" and that those words when said in a specific moment would more strongly anchor that moment in your memory

Tony Robbins is a modern day practitioner of this at his life seminars.....

So, for all you new quitters.....

FUCK YEAH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

3rd floor that's some serious bad ass shit.

I will meet you there someday. QLF robbie day 48

[CleanFuel]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!!  Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom.  SUCK IT Kodiak!!!  you fucking no good can of SHIT.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore. 

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear.  I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today.  My garden never looked better.  I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more.  Its enjoyable and worth it. 

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

God I love extreme vulgarity when it comes to nicotine. I have no idea why, but it helps. It really does.

I think that it goes along with saying "FUCK" when you stub your toe. It lessens the pain. I read that somewhere that is actually true. When in the right company. Congrats Diesel!!! Pretty Friggin Bad Ass!!


J

I read an article recently that said that people who use a lot of vulgar language are smarter than those who dont.

I can't remember where I read it, or who wrote it, but it was one smart mother fucker, that's for sure.

Diesel....it goes back to Sigmund Freud - who was a sick fuck that wanted to fuck his mother....hence his naming of the Oedipus Complex...but I digress....

Freud had a theory of "taboo words" and that those words when said in a specific moment would more strongly anchor that moment in your memory

Tony Robbins is a modern day practitioner of this at his life seminars.....

So, for all you new quitters.....

FUCK YEAH BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lets do this!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Diesel2112]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!!  Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom.  SUCK IT Kodiak!!!  you fucking no good can of SHIT.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore. 

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear.  I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today.  My garden never looked better.  I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more.  Its enjoyable and worth it. 

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

God I love extreme vulgarity when it comes to nicotine. I have no idea why, but it helps. It really does.

I think that it goes along with saying "FUCK" when you stub your toe. It lessens the pain. I read that somewhere that is actually true. When in the right company. Congrats Diesel!!! Pretty Friggin Bad Ass!!


J

I read an article recently that said that people who use a lot of vulgar language are smarter than those who dont.

I can't remember where I read it, or who wrote it, but it was one smart mother fucker, that's for sure.

[Kubrick]

Grats on the 3rd floor. The days go by fast and that number grows a lot easier than it did back for those first 100.

[jhaenel23]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!!  Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom.  SUCK IT Kodiak!!!  you fucking no good can of SHIT.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore. 

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear.  I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today.  My garden never looked better.  I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more.  Its enjoyable and worth it. 

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

God I love extreme vulgarity when it comes to nicotine. I have no idea why, but it helps. It really does.

I think that it goes along with saying "FUCK" when you stub your toe. It lessens the pain. I read that somewhere that is actually true. When in the right company. Congrats Diesel!!! Pretty Friggin Bad Ass!!


J

[Dlee3]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!! Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom. SUCK IT Kodiak!!! you fucking no good can of SHIT. Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore.

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear. I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today. My garden never looked better. I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more. Its enjoyable and worth it.

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

God I love extreme vulgarity when it comes to nicotine. I have no idea why, but it helps. It really does.

[CleanFuel]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!!  Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom.  SUCK IT Kodiak!!!  you fucking no good can of SHIT.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore. 

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear.  I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today.  My garden never looked better.  I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more.  Its enjoyable and worth it. 

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

Congrats!!! That is fucking Bad-ass with a capital "B" brother.Proud as hell to be quit with you today and even prouder to been able to share the last 55 days quit with you.My garden is also starting to come around, got along fucking ways to go.Nothing worth having or doing is ever easy though.Keep fighting the good fight Diesel. QLF today with you.

KA-BOOOOOOOM

Outstanding Diesel......fucking outstanding.....

[jaynellie]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!!  Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom.  SUCK IT Kodiak!!!  you fucking no good can of SHIT.  Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore. 

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear.  I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today.  My garden never looked better.  I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more.  Its enjoyable and worth it. 

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

Congrats!!! That is fucking Bad-ass with a capital "B" brother.Proud as hell to be quit with you today and even prouder to been able to share the last 55 days quit with you.My garden is also starting to come around, got along fucking ways to go.Nothing worth having or doing is ever easy though.Keep fighting the good fight Diesel. QLF today with you.

[Diesel2112]

3rd floor...I like it.

Nicer view, bigger desk, nicer shitter, better vending machines, hotter secretary...ewwww doughnuts!!!! Yum!!!!

300 days of freedom. SUCK IT Kodiak!!! you fucking no good can of SHIT. Go fuck yourself, you fucking whore.

The secrete is out.

I don't need you....never did.

Tongue jack my turd cutter, you stupid bear. I wish I hunted so I could shoot you.

Ahhhhhhh...smelling the roses today. My garden never looked better. I beam with pride and will be back tomorrow to tend it some more. Its enjoyable and worth it.

Diesel2112-3 fucking hundred.

[Grizzly25]

Did it all this weekend fellas...

Watched tourney with the boys at bar while drinking...a lot
Spent all Saturday at home watching the tournament...by myself
Went out with old buddy Saturday night
Got shit faced while out with said friend Saturday night
Ate 8 chicken Sandos and 3 onion chips at white castle at 2AM
Came home and gave wife worst 3 inches of her life at 3AM
Up early Sunday for Palm Sunday Mass
Played catch with my son
Drove to my in-laws for Easter dinner
Left in-laws early to do llittle league draft
Are pizza and drank beer at little league draft
Came home and watched tourney some more...by myself
Dragged fat bloated ass off couch to play basketball
Got sent out by wife at 11PM to pick up some groceries

Not one fucking time did dip truly tempt me.  Cross my mind...sure, very briefly, but never offered up any real threat.  I was Arthur Fonzarelli cool the entire weekend.  And enjoyed the shit out of it .

Little league draft was a cementer for me.  My buddy/assistant coach comes to the draft with a tiny kid sized bottle of water.  I ask "what the fuck you gonna do with that?  Shots of water?". As soon as the word "water" left my tongue, it knew exactly what it was.  Sure enough he says "it was gonna be my spitter but I forgot your Joe quit so I wont tempt you" in a sarcastic tone.

Fuck you I thought but "Go ahead man, I'm a big boy and so are you" is what I said.  So...sure enough he starts finger banging a can of grizzly and loads up.  So the entire draft as we are inches apart going over the player pool this guys "pfffft" ", pfffft", "pfffft"....into his tiny water bottle.  I laughed.  It suddenly seemed not only disgusting but childish.  Guy looked like a fucking moron, and his breath smelled like straight ASS. 

I am honestly so happy to be done with that shit.  Weekends like this really drive that truth home.  In the past this would have been a 6-8 tin weekend.  Instead it was a zero pinch weekend and I enjoyed every second of it...and it really wasn't that hard.

Go figure...

Confession...there was something that I did NOT do this weekend.

Post roll or check on this site. I did this on purpose.

I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS TO ANYONE ELSE, ESPECIALLY NEWBS OR ANYONE SHORT OF THE SECOND FLOOR.

Not sure why I consciously decided not to use this site this weekend as I knew it was gonna be a trigger palooza. Not the smartest thing ever and I doubt I will ever again, but my mom always said I wasn't the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Funny thing is, I missed this site more than I missed chewing.

Aint that some shit...especially since most of you like hairy men with 3 balls and I'm silky smooth with 2 perfectly symmetrical
clock weights.

See you all at roll tomorrow.

Great story man. Glad you made it. Get your ass on roll next time, you left yourself a way to cave if you had chosen to. You are way smarter than that.

I had a very similar weekend that I posted about on Sunday morning.

Keep walking the walk.

Sounds like a truly bad-ass weekend for a true bad-ass quitter.Thanks for sharing that story Diesel.

Good Stuff Bro!! I like my 3rd ball! I call him Pinky!

Nice work!

Quiting is never easy but it is very rewarding!

Keep up the good work!

[jhaenel23]

Did it all this weekend fellas...

Watched tourney with the boys at bar while drinking...a lot
Spent all Saturday at home watching the tournament...by myself
Went out with old buddy Saturday night
Got shit faced while out with said friend Saturday night
Ate 8 chicken Sandos and 3 onion chips at white castle at 2AM
Came home and gave wife worst 3 inches of her life at 3AM
Up early Sunday for Palm Sunday Mass
Played catch with my son
Drove to my in-laws for Easter dinner
Left in-laws early to do llittle league draft
Are pizza and drank beer at little league draft
Came home and watched tourney some more...by myself
Dragged fat bloated ass off couch to play basketball
Got sent out by wife at 11PM to pick up some groceries

Not one fucking time did dip truly tempt me.  Cross my mind...sure, very briefly, but never offered up any real threat.  I was Arthur Fonzarelli cool the entire weekend.  And enjoyed the shit out of it .

Little league draft was a cementer for me.  My buddy/assistant coach comes to the draft with a tiny kid sized bottle of water.  I ask "what the fuck you gonna do with that?  Shots of water?". As soon as the word "water" left my tongue, it knew exactly what it was.  Sure enough he says "it was gonna be my spitter but I forgot your Joe quit so I wont tempt you" in a sarcastic tone.

Fuck you I thought but "Go ahead man, I'm a big boy and so are you" is what I said.  So...sure enough he starts finger banging a can of grizzly and loads up.  So the entire draft as we are inches apart going over the player pool this guys "pfffft" ", pfffft", "pfffft"....into his tiny water bottle.  I laughed.  It suddenly seemed not only disgusting but childish.  Guy looked like a fucking moron, and his breath smelled like straight ASS. 

I am honestly so happy to be done with that shit.  Weekends like this really drive that truth home.  In the past this would have been a 6-8 tin weekend.  Instead it was a zero pinch weekend and I enjoyed every second of it...and it really wasn't that hard.

Go figure...

Confession...there was something that I did NOT do this weekend.

Post roll or check on this site. I did this on purpose.

I DO NOT RECOMMEND THIS TO ANYONE ELSE, ESPECIALLY NEWBS OR ANYONE SHORT OF THE SECOND FLOOR.

Not sure why I consciously decided not to use this site this weekend as I knew it was gonna be a trigger palooza. Not the smartest thing ever and I doubt I will ever again, but my mom always said I wasn't the sharpest marble in the drawer.

Funny thing is, I missed this site more than I missed chewing.

Aint that some shit...especially since most of you like hairy men with 3 balls and I'm silky smooth with 2 perfectly symmetrical
clock weights.

See you all at roll tomorrow.

Great story man. Glad you made it. Get your ass on roll next time, you left yourself a way to cave if you had chosen to. You are way smarter than that.

I had a very similar weekend that I posted about on Sunday morning.

Keep walking the walk.

Sounds like a truly bad-ass weekend for a true bad-ass quitter.Thanks for sharing that story Diesel.

Good Stuff Bro!! I like my 3rd ball! I call him Pinky!