Did it all this weekend fellas...
Watched tourney with the boys at bar while drinking...a lot
Spent all Saturday at home watching the tournament...by myself
Went out with old buddy Saturday night
Got shit faced while out with said friend Saturday night
Ate 8 chicken Sandos and 3 onion chips at white castle at 2AM
Came home and gave wife worst 3 inches of her life at 3AM
Up early Sunday for Palm Sunday Mass
Played catch with my son
Drove to my in-laws for Easter dinner
Left in-laws early to do llittle league draft
Are pizza and drank beer at little league draft
Came home and watched tourney some more...by myself
Dragged fat bloated ass off couch to play basketball
Got sent out by wife at 11PM to pick up some groceries
Not one fucking time did dip truly tempt me. Cross my mind...sure, very briefly, but never offered up any real threat. I was Arthur Fonzarelli cool the entire weekend. And enjoyed the shit out of it .
Little league draft was a cementer for me. My buddy/assistant coach comes to the draft with a tiny kid sized bottle of water. I ask "what the fuck you gonna do with that? Shots of water?". As soon as the word "water" left my tongue, it knew exactly what it was. Sure enough he says "it was gonna be my spitter but I forgot your Joe quit so I wont tempt you" in a sarcastic tone.
Fuck you I thought but "Go ahead man, I'm a big boy and so are you" is what I said. So...sure enough he starts finger banging a can of grizzly and loads up. So the entire draft as we are inches apart going over the player pool this guys "pfffft" ", pfffft", "pfffft"....into his tiny water bottle. I laughed. It suddenly seemed not only disgusting but childish. Guy looked like a fucking moron, and his breath smelled like straight ASS.
I am honestly so happy to be done with that shit. Weekends like this really drive that truth home. In the past this would have been a 6-8 tin weekend. Instead it was a zero pinch weekend and I enjoyed every second of it...and it really wasn't that hard.
Go figure...