Cancrusher.

[tarpon17]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

I'm not sure how into grilling you are, but I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't use it in the house. It might stain the draperies.

And I am living vicariously through you cancrusher.

Actually, I have a 22.5 Silver that works fine for me.

Now go make some Cheesy Bacon Wings!

Drapes be damned...we're talking grilling here. I'm surprised, a reaction like that from a man named smokey

Hey, Smokey.... I'd love to hear your thoughts on cheesey bacon wings.

Just effin with you CC. I have already scheduled a cheesy bacon wing BBQ with my buddies. Sausage fingers all up in this bitch!

All goood smokey! Yeah, the wifey might not like it too much if I grilled the curtains.

Do you think my homeowners policy would cover something like that?

Dude, you also need to get outside, that skin of yours is blinding!

[Cancrusher]

True commitment is serious and it is powerful. Commitment is not just saying
you'll do it. Commitment is doing it. True Commitment is not conditional,
for to be committed means to be absolutely committed.

Commitment is more than doing just what is convenient or comfortable.
Commitment is doing what is necessary. Commitment is making the sacrifices
and the tradeoffs that are required to uphold it. Commitment is more than
just wishing for the right conditions. Commitment is working with what you
have.

Commitment is not easy. Commitment does not back down or run away at the
first sign of trouble. Commitment perseveres until the goal is reached.
Commitment does not waste time and effort whining or complaining or seeking
to find blame. Commitment adjusts to reality and moves forward.

Too many people have been deceived for too long, and have come to expect
that they can know fulfillment without the gritty effort of commitment. They
are sadly mistaken. Real, solid commitment is real work. And well worth it.
The evidence is overwhelming -- it gets results like nothing else can.

--Ralph Marston

[miles]

Congrats on the Weber. I also have a 22.5" silver for the past 5 or 6 years and I love it. I recently was oogling the Weber ranch kettle and thinking about how many racks of ribs I could indirectly cook on that bad boy.

Charcoal and wood is the only thing I like to cook on anymore.

This thread is making me hungry.. 'drool'

[Cancrusher]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

I'm not sure how into grilling you are, but I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't use it in the house. It might stain the draperies.

And I am living vicariously through you cancrusher.

Actually, I have a 22.5 Silver that works fine for me.

Now go make some Cheesy Bacon Wings!

Drapes be damned...we're talking grilling here. I'm surprised, a reaction like that from a man named smokey

Hey, Smokey.... I'd love to hear your thoughts on cheesey bacon wings.

Just effin with you CC. I have already scheduled a cheesy bacon wing BBQ with my buddies. Sausage fingers all up in this bitch!

All goood smokey! Yeah, the wifey might not like it too much if I grilled the curtains.

Do you think my homeowners policy would cover something like that?

[Smokeyg]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

I'm not sure how into grilling you are, but I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't use it in the house. It might stain the draperies.

And I am living vicariously through you cancrusher.

Actually, I have a 22.5 Silver that works fine for me.

Now go make some Cheesy Bacon Wings!

Drapes be damned...we're talking grilling here. I'm surprised, a reaction like that from a man named smokey

Hey, Smokey.... I'd love to hear your thoughts on cheesey bacon wings.

Just effin with you CC. I have already scheduled a cheesy bacon wing BBQ with my buddies. Sausage fingers all up in this bitch!

[Radman]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

I'm not sure how into grilling you are, but I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't use it in the house. It might stain the draperies.

And I am living vicariously through you cancrusher.

Actually, I have a 22.5 Silver that works fine for me.

Now go make some Cheesy Bacon Wings!

Drapes be damned...we're talking grilling here. I'm surprised, a reaction like that from a man named smokey

Hey, Smokey.... I'd love to hear your thoughts on cheesey bacon wings.

[bnlelliott]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

I'm not sure how into grilling you are, but I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't use it in the house. It might stain the draperies.

And I am living vicariously through you cancrusher.

Actually, I have a 22.5 Silver that works fine for me.

Now go make some Cheesy Bacon Wings!

Drapes be damned...we're talking grilling here. I'm surprised, a reaction like that from a man named smokey

[magnum9]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

I'm not sure how into grilling you are, but I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't use it in the house. It might stain the draperies.

And I am living vicariously through you cancrusher.

Actually, I have a 22.5 Silver that works fine for me.

Now go make some Cheesy Bacon Wings!

[Smokeyg]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

I'm not sure how into grilling you are, but I just wanted to let you know that you shouldn't use it in the house. It might stain the draperies.

[Cancrusher]

The story of how Cancrusher finally got his big-boy Weber:

Once upon a time Cancrusher got married to the beautiful Mrs. Cancrusher (6-6-09). All of their friends went in on a gift for the newly weds. In their infinite wisdom they decided to get them a large, 4-burner Brinkman propane grill. What they didn't know was that Mr. Cancrusher was a charcoal purist and that the grill they just purchased him was going to collect dust in the garage while he continued to grill on his little Weber Smokey Joe.

Then one day a light bulb went off! Sell the Propane imposter and get a big-boy Weber! This idea met with much resistance as Mrs. Cancrusher had somehow become emotionally attached to the hunk of metal that was rotting in the garage. "IT'S FROM OUR FRIENDS!", she would chant. "FRIENDS! THEY BOUGHT US A GAS GRILL! THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW US!", he'd reply. This went on for some time before Cancrusher wised up. "I must think of a way to fix this situation", he thought to himself over a bowl of cheerios one morning. He went on to convince Mrs. Cancrusher that the Brinkman would live on vicariously through the Weber, and that the Weber would actually get used. He's wielded his words with the swiftness of an arrow, raining down upon her a wave of logic the likes of which she'd never heard.

6/14/2011 -- Cancrusher sold the pile of trash in his garage and was able to get his Weber 22.5" One-Touch Gold and still have enough money for the grill cover. He is anxiously awaiting the end of the work week when he will be able to crack open a few cold ones, throw some thick cut, hickory seasoned pork chops on that sparkly new rack, and enjoy all that is GRILLING!

Cancrusher and his newly assembled Weber :)

[Cancrusher]

Crave Reduction Music:

Bon Iver

[chewie]

The Nic-O-Dick!

The ONLY KTC approved Nicotine Replacement Therapy!

...safe for work 'crackup'

Now THAT's funny...

[Cancrusher]

The Nic-O-Dick!

The ONLY KTC approved Nicotine Replacement Therapy!

...safe for work 'crackup'

[Nolaq]

He want's your DIP!

THAT

IS

AWESOME!!!!!!

[Cancrusher]

He want's your DIP!