Cancrusher.

[Cancrusher]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

LMAO

So, exactly how did you come across that information?

Its every-damn-where on this site. Proves to me that you haven't been doing enough of your reading assignments.

Shit.

Fine. I'll search the site out for surprise Butt-Sex stories involving Greg40.

I pray I don't find any.

RJ,
You might find a couple of references....

It never gets less disgusting, but after a while, it ceases to be a surprise.

So, I love how my introduction page, my blog if you will, has become a corner to hang out and discuss Greg40's sex-capades! You make one tiny little reference to butt sex and it's all down-hill. let this be a lesson to everyone.

[redyota]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

LMAO

So, exactly how did you come across that information?

Its every-damn-where on this site. Proves to me that you haven't been doing enough of your reading assignments.

Shit.

Fine. I'll search the site out for surprise Butt-Sex stories involving Greg40.

I pray I don't find any.

RJ,
You might find a couple of references....

It never gets less disgusting, but after a while, it ceases to be a surprise.

[redyota]

.....

[Greg5280]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

LMAO

So, exactly how did you come across that information?

Its every-damn-where on this site. Proves to me that you haven't been doing enough of your reading assignments.

Shit.

Fine. I'll search the site out for surprise Butt-Sex stories involving Greg40.

I pray I don't find any.

RJ,
You might find a couple of references....

[RagingJew]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

LMAO

So, exactly how did you come across that information?

Its every-damn-where on this site. Proves to me that you haven't been doing enough of your reading assignments.

Shit.

Fine. I'll search the site out for surprise Butt-Sex stories involving Greg40.

I pray I don't find any.

[redyota]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

LMAO

So, exactly how did you come across that information?

Its every-damn-where on this site. Proves to me that you haven't been doing enough of your reading assignments.

[RagingJew]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

LMAO

So, exactly how did you come across that information?

[Wayne1267]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

LMAO

[cdforecheck]

Quittin's scary. It's like lookin' the nic-bitch right in the fuckin' eyes and sayin "FUCK YOU, I'm takin' my nuts back!" And she's all like "MUAaaahhaaa!, Your nuts are MINE Biooootch!"

Then you take out a shank and stick it in her face like WHaaam! Then she's all like bleeding her poison everywhere, but you got your shit-stompin' boots on so you just dance around in it...and then you piss on her.

So yeah, quittin' can be scary...just make sure you have your shank on you.

each victory over the bitch makes you stronger and her muhaaaahaaaaa gets quieter

[Cancrusher]

Quittin's scary. It's like lookin' the nic-bitch right in the fuckin' eyes and sayin "FUCK YOU, I'm takin' my nuts back!" And she's all like "MUAaaahhaaa!, Your nuts are MINE Biooootch!"

Then you take out a shank and stick it in her face like WHaaam! Then she's all like bleeding her poison everywhere, but you got your shit-stompin' boots on so you just dance around in it...and then you piss on her.

So yeah, quittin' can be scary...just make sure you have your shank on you.

[Cancrusher]

Give CHEW the big...


'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger'

'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' FUCK YOU 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger'

'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger' 'Finger'




Before it FUCKS YOU BIG!

[MikeA]

These people aren't trying to butt rape me.

Have you ever met greg40? He would butt rape you in a heartbeat.

[Greg5280]

Great post !!! Being active and helping others has certainly strengthened my quit.

One of these days one of your brothers will call you and be having a very bad time, you will get to talk to them and help them remain quit. They will wake up the next morning and post a +1.

Then my friend you will most certainly feel like a bad ass !!!

Keep doing what you are doing....

[Cancrusher]

Thoughts at 100 Posts:

For my 100th post I thought I would recap my experience here at KillTheCan.

Finding the site: May 19, 2010 was turning out to be just like May 18, and everyday before. Sitting at my desk, checking my email, I begin packing my morning dip. Grizzly Wintergreen as usual. I hesitate and put the can back in the bottom drawer of my desk. I was basically just sick of the routine of having to put this shit in my face before I could even be considered a fully functional human being! I google "quitting dip", hoping to stumble across some nasty picture of some dudes jaw falling off. Yes, I needed to be inspired. This was not the first time I'd pulled this little passive aggressive maneuver. What made this time different was that I stumbled into the arms of KTC. I've never even looked back.


Lesson #1 - NO TROPHY CAN!: At this point I may have been 1-2 days into my quit. I'm reading as much as I can on the site, not getting shit done at work. Hey, I still do this! Anyway, I decided I was going to post up some of my feelings/thoughts in my August group. In said blurb I mentioned that I was proud to still have my can of pouches in my desk. I was beating this thing my way! I was staring it in the face and saying, "I'm choosing not to use you". WRONG. Immediately the posts started flooding the page. "THROW THAT SHIT AWAY" "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARTED?" "WE WOULDN'T BE HERE IF WE HAD THAT KIND OF SELF CONTROL"! I immediately flushed it. Good thing too, I most definitely would have caved. The KTC way is the only way to quit!

Lesson #2 - My Quit Plan: I'd never had one of these. Imagine that, a PLAN to stay quit. Friggin' genius.

1. Post Roll every morning
2. Keep my promise all day

Before I chose to cave I must do these 2 things:

1. Call an August quit brother and tell him I am going to cave
2. Sign the copy of the Contract to Give Up in my wallet and give it to my wife

Lesson #3 - Flirtin' with Dudes: Just kidding. Got about 7 numbers in my phone, mostly my August brothers. Haven't had to call yet, but have texted a couple of times. The idea of exchanging numbers with internet people creeped me out at first. Then I got it. These people aren't trying to butt rape me. They are there to keep me from butt raping myself with chew!

Live Chitty Chat: Live chat has been pivotal, especially when at work and just need to vent. Supportive and most of the time quite entertaining.

My Goal: Besides remaining quit my goal is to make it onto at least 1 "Thank you" section in someones HOF speech. I want to help others quit. I want to make an impact and keep KTC going strong. I want to be iuchewie, Skoal Monster, SamCat!!!, Loot, MylilSecret, QuitinTime...+ many more. These guys rock!

[copenomore]

Smokeless ingredients: Copenhagen Long-Cut Straight.


USSmokeless.com

This is only how much they are willing to disclose in order that they may "protect our proprietary brand recipes, including trade secret ingredients, from disclosure to competitors."

1. Water
Ok, we'll let that one slide...

2. Tobacco
There are many species of tobacco, which are encompassed by the genus of herbs Nicotiana. It is part of the nightshade family (Solanaceae) indigenous to North and South America, Australia, south west Africa and the South Pacific.
Many plants contain nicotine, a powerful neurotoxin, that is particularly harmful to insects. However, tobaccos contain a higher concentration of nicotine than most other plants. Unlike many other Solanaceae, they do not contain tropane alkaloids, which are often poisonous to humans and other animals.

3. Salt (Sodium Chloride)
Sodium chloride, also known as salt, common salt, table salt, or halite, is an ionic compound with the formula NaCl. Sodium chloride is the salt most responsible for the salinity of the ocean and of the extracellular fluid of many multicellular organisms. As the major ingredient in edible salt, it is commonly used as a condiment and food preservative.

In humans, a high-salt intake has long been known to generally raise blood pressure. More recently, it was demonstrated to attenuate nitric oxide production. Nitric oxide (NO) contributes to vessel homeostasis by inhibiting vascular smooth muscle contraction and growth, platelet aggregation, and leukocyte adhesion to the endothelium.

4. Natural and Artificial Flavors
Vague much?

5. Binders

6. Sodium Carbonate
Sodium Carbonate (also known as washing soda, soda crystals or soda ash or "Soda Carbonate"), Na2CO3, is a sodium salt of carbonic acid. It most commonly occurs as a crystalline heptahydrate, which readily effloresces to form a white powder, the monohydrate; and is domestically well known for its everyday use as a water softener. It has a cooling alkaline taste, and can be extracted from the ashes of many plants. It is synthetically produced in large quantities from table salt in a process known as the Solvay process.

The manufacture of glass is one of the most important uses of sodium carbonate. When it is combined with sand (SiO2) and calcium carbonate (CaCO3) and heated to very high temperatures, then cooled very rapidly, glass is produced. This type of glass is known as soda lime glass.

Sodium carbonate is used by the brick industry as a wetting agent to reduce the amount of water needed to extrude the clay

Sodium carbonate is used to create the photo process known as reticulation.

Sodium carbonate may be used for safely cleaning silver. First, aluminium foil is added to a glass or ceramic container, and covered with very hot water and some sodium carbonate. Silver items are dipped into this "bath" to clean them, making sure the silver makes contact with the aluminium foil. Finally, the silver is rinsed in water and left to dry.

7. Ammonium Carbonate
is the commercial salt, formerly known as sal volatile or salt of hartshorn. Ammonium carbonate is used when crushed as a smelling salt. It can be crushed when needed in order to revive someone who has fainted. It is also known as "baker's ammonia" and was a forerunner to the more modern leavening agents baking soda and baking powder.

8. Ethyl Alcohol
Ethanol, also called ethyl alcohol, pure alcohol, grain alcohol, or drinking alcohol, is a volatile, flammable, colorless liquid. It is a powerful psychoactive drug, best known as the type of alcohol found in alcoholic beverages and in modern thermometers. Ethanol is one of the oldest recreational drugs. In common usage, it is often referred to simply as alcohol or spirits.

9. Sodium Saccharin
An artificial sweetener. The basic substance, benzoic sulfimide, has effectively no food energy and is much sweeter than sucrose, but has an unpleasant bitter or metallic aftertaste, especially at high concentrations. In countries where saccharin is allowed as a food additive, it is used to sweeten products such as drinks, candies, medicines, and toothpaste.

10. Preservatives
A preservative is a naturally occurring or synthetic substance that is added to products such as foods, pharmaceuticals, paints, biological samples, wood, etc. to prevent decomposition by microbial growth or by undesirable chemical changes.


YUMMY!!! ...This is what they are willing to disclose. They are O.K. with you knowing this much. Makes you wonder what makes up the laundry list that is the "proprietary brand recipe."

How about the Value system...Integrity, Trust, and Respect
Passion to Suceed
Executing with quality
Driving creativity into everything they do
Sharing with others

Here all this time I thought they were out to just make a buck and help us die faster....I def feel better after knowing their Value system