Here's what is going through my head right now -
The idea of having a dip is great. It's going to be soft, juicy, and flavorful. It's first thing in the morning, nice and fresh, and a pleasant way to begin the day.
But I know the reality - it's not going to be soft, juicy, or flavorful. It's going to quickly feel like a rock, and it won't have a flavor. Most of the spitting you do is just to get rid of the flakes that came off and are floating around the mouth. My current schedule keeps me in a room with three colleagues all day, and they probably think it's disgusting to have me here spitting. They chalk it off, sure, as some carry over military habit, but that doesn't make it any less gross.
As I finished that last sentence, I had already forgotten what I wrote previously. What the hell is going on?