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Offline Idaho Spuds

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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #20 on: May 28, 2015, 07:41:00 PM »
Post roll!!!! You will get a lot less sexy time without a jaw...
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #19 on: May 26, 2015, 04:07:00 PM »
I'm so glad I found this thread. Thanks for making my day, everyone! Great start followed up by some fantastic replies. Quit on, my man!
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #18 on: May 25, 2015, 07:15:00 PM »
Knock knock! Don't forget your promise young man! Going a day without posting is like having sex by yourself!
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #17 on: May 25, 2015, 02:34:00 PM »
just make sure you commitment to stay quit is motivated by somethind beyond her sex-drive (fickle) or a breakup with said nympho (possible). :)
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #16 on: May 25, 2015, 12:09:00 PM »
Yo, Ron Jeremy, we get a roll post today, or are you too busy banging?
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #15 on: May 24, 2015, 11:32:00 AM »
Quote from: foothillsco
Quote from: pab1964
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frustrated with post roll...not working correctly, can't click "post reply"

(edit) fixed, not sure what I did to fix it but it done now, posted roll 2 days in a row

getting psyched (or trying to seem that way) to pour some concrete!!!
Post roll my friend. Don't worry about screwing it up, somebody will fix it till you learn how. We all want you quit! As long as your names on Roll we have your promise and that's what matters! Damn proud to be quit with you!
Not sure why but the first time I try to post roll, I can't click on the radio button but the second time I can.

I saw a guy chewing yesterday. Without speaking to him, I felt some reactions to him: He looked ignorant, he was spitting in a cup and it was gross and other people around him were conscious of it and avoiding him. When he talked, you could see it and it was unsightly. When he wasn't talking, his dip bulged out his front lip just giving an unflattering look.

The guy could be some rocket scientist who donates his time and money to the poor and my snap judgements of him were all negative.

That was me last week.
Spitting brown slime into a bottle, cup, can or just lugging on the ground is fucking disgusting. Unless...you are a nicotine addict, then the problem is not you. It's all the pussies that have a problem with you spitting that nasty shit all over the place.

Not sure about you but I grew tired of being that slob walking around with a festering bottle of sewage. I got tired of the whole process, in fact. It was time for me to grow up. Looks like you're coming to the same realization. It's 100% the right move, bro. Trust me.

Quit on...
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #14 on: May 24, 2015, 11:07:00 AM »
Quote from: pab1964
Quote from: foothillsco
frustrated with post roll...not working correctly, can't click "post reply"

(edit) fixed, not sure what I did to fix it but it done now, posted roll 2 days in a row

getting psyched (or trying to seem that way) to pour some concrete!!!
Post roll my friend. Don't worry about screwing it up, somebody will fix it till you learn how. We all want you quit! As long as your names on Roll we have your promise and that's what matters! Damn proud to be quit with you!
Not sure why but the first time I try to post roll, I can't click on the radio button but the second time I can.

I saw a guy chewing yesterday. Without speaking to him, I felt some reactions to him: He looked ignorant, he was spitting in a cup and it was gross and other people around him were conscious of it and avoiding him. When he talked, you could see it and it was unsightly. When he wasn't talking, his dip bulged out his front lip just giving an unflattering look.

The guy could be some rocket scientist who donates his time and money to the poor and my snap judgements of him were all negative.

That was me last week.
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #13 on: May 24, 2015, 12:42:00 AM »
I'm pretty sure that is the best introduction since, well, mine. Now I'm horny and my wife is out of town. damn. Quit with ya.

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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #12 on: May 23, 2015, 08:29:00 PM »
Quote from: foothillsco
frustrated with post roll...not working correctly, can't click "post reply"

(edit) fixed, not sure what I did to fix it but it done now, posted roll 2 days in a row

getting psyched (or trying to seem that way) to pour some concrete!!!
Post roll my friend. Don't worry about screwing it up, somebody will fix it till you learn how. We all want you quit! As long as your names on Roll we have your promise and that's what matters! Damn proud to be quit with you!
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #11 on: May 23, 2015, 11:50:00 AM »
frustrated with post roll...not working correctly, can't click "post reply"

(edit) fixed, not sure what I did to fix it but it done now, posted roll 2 days in a row

getting psyched (or trying to seem that way) to pour some concrete!!!
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #10 on: May 23, 2015, 09:28:00 AM »
Great intro. Way to make a splash. Now don't be a selfish chump and let yourself down. Read everything here about addiction and quitting.
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #9 on: May 23, 2015, 08:27:00 AM »
There's some science about this you can really get behind. 'BanDog'
Turns out Nicotine's a vasodilator meaning it constricts your blood vessels and consequently, blood flow. It's why your pressure gets thrown out of whack. It's why your erection is chiseled from marble after you quit.

Three a dayz is some collegiate Performance.
'worship'

I've read a lot of reasons why folks quit, their health, money, family, career and now for marathon sex. A successful quit seems to be about you but we each define what it is to be us. Whatever the motivation, this is right place to 'do it'

Welcome aboard! You made my day.
Post roll every morning, Preferably before but most definitely after the first money shot.

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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2015, 09:56:00 PM »
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I want to quit so I don't get cancer, so I live a long time, so I can fuck the living shit out of my girlfriend anytime I want
Hey there,

I'm sincere in that I want to quit.

I'm not trying to draw attention to myself. If you read my blurb, it's not exactly flattering to say you can't get an erection.

I am saying to those that quit tho, your sex life really improves and it improves within a two weeks.

I feel no shame saying I want to have a great sex life in addition to no getting cancer, long life, disfigurement etc.
Well let's see I was having erection problems right before my heart attack. Little did I know my blood pressure was off charts everytime I put that disgusting shit in my mouth! As far as having sex 3 times a week is awesome, so you my friend are a freak! Lol! Seriously get checked out. When you start thinking with right head post roll and let's get you some badass quit going! I quit with you today!
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2015, 05:17:00 PM »
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I want to quit so I don't get cancer, so I live a long time, so I can fuck the living shit out of my girlfriend anytime I want
Hey there,

I'm sincere in that I want to quit.

I'm not trying to draw attention to myself. If you read my blurb, it's not exactly flattering to say you can't get an erection.

I am saying to those that quit tho, your sex life really improves and it improves within a two weeks.

I feel no shame saying I want to have a great sex life in addition to no getting cancer, long life, disfigurement etc.
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Re: Chew and my sex life
« Reply #6 on: May 22, 2015, 04:43:00 PM »
Your intro just made my day. Thanks for the laugh. Seriously though, glad to see your quit. Wish I had the problem of sex EVERY day. As you already know, it's easy to stop dipping. Hard as hell to stay Quit. I suggest reading as much as you can here and really committing to a life of freedom. It's tough but the days add up and it becomes easier. Quit on bro.
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