just to get this out there, I am a bartender at a strip club. some people say I work at a "classy" strip club, but seriously, it is not possible to utter a bigger oxymoron. Cheap trailer trash whores taking there clothes off for money will never be classy. ever. The only real joy I get out of my job is the fact that we have a stripper there who's stage name is classy. I smile on the inside every time I see her.
I am sure most of you already know the deal about strip clubs, but i want to paint a clearer picture for you. Glitter, or whatever other whore you were sitting with that particular night's real name is Darlene. She lives in the trailer park on jackson street with her 7 kids from 7 different fathers with her current boyfriend who is a violent pedophile meth addict. She apparently sees nothing wrong with her life. She makes $500 a night and is somehow broke the next day....figure that one out. That boil on her ass is really a staph infection and no, she really does not like champange that much she would much rather be drinking natural light from a can. More than likely she has been a part of a gang bang.
She is supposed to tip me out at the end of the night because I get her drinks to her in a quickness and I make sure that the guy she is sitting with is in the right frame of mind to be loose with his money. But instead of tipping me out she thinks I actually enjoy working in a disease infested shit hole and make dog shit money in the process. She thinks that i enjoy not making any money and that I feel it is a part of my civic duty to pay for her fucking welfare and food stamp money from my taxes when she is too old for men to want her to take her clothes off for money, or she is too disgusting because she completely trashes her body every night with Xananx, Alcohol, coke, and just about anything else you can think of. In essence, I pay her to be able to wait on her. She really truly does not offer ANYTHING to society.
Alas, i have to stand there and wait on 40 of these bitches and do what they say. Its like having 40 wives all at once driving me fucking crazy. And on top of that i have to do this for absolutely no reward. I graduate in three months, and i am gone. I dont care if i gotta work off shore, be a teacher, be an accountant, get my ASE certs, pick up dog shit, whatever. my next big thing is getting the fuck out of that building. forever.
DISCLAIMER: There are a couple of strippers who are cool. meaning that they are not on drugs and they have the decency to take care of the staff who is helping them make money. I still do not think they are classy, but arent complete and total scum.
