OH... MY... GAWD!!!!!

[Nor]

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umm... Is this some sort of a new fire drill??

[Bill_C]

Show some balls - there isn't some magic pill you take

Show my balls?!?!? No magic pills?!?!?!

What kind of outfit you guys running here??

one that requires you sign roll before spouting off

Ok. Let me get this straight...
1) I become someone's bitch,
2) I show my balls,
3) There's no magic pills;
AND NOW,
4) I'm required to "sign roll" before spouting off.


Damn... am I allowed some K-Y jelly with all this, or is dry suffering required??

rippin hairs out

[BAT]

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Very Truly Yours,

BAT

[Whodey]

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[CrazyAces]

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[Nor]

go sign roll call in march, make the commitment to stop chewing with all of us... then we will talk about tapping your ass with K.Y or just plain lotion.

'rem'

ROFL!!!

Thank you, sir! May I have another?!?!?

[CrazyAces]

Great job on the flush, I hope you kept to your resolve.

Well... to be honest... I got the plunger and contemplated some pretty wild stuff there for awhile. Of course, once you flush - there is no return.

...wait! I just remembered the man-hole cover in the street, in front of my house. I wonder if...

...oh, never mind.

I was referring more to going to the store. Jokes have limits my friend, and it appears you have reached yours...lol..

Anyways, when are you going to post up on roll call?

[Nor]

Great job on the flush, I hope you kept to your resolve.

Well... to be honest... I got the plunger and contemplated some pretty wild stuff there for awhile. Of course, once you flush - there is no return.

...wait! I just remembered the man-hole cover in the street, in front of my house. I wonder if...

...oh, never mind.

[CrazyAces]

Show some balls - there isn't some magic pill you take

Show my balls?!?!? No magic pills?!?!?!

What kind of outfit you guys running here??

one that requires you sign roll before spouting off

Ok. Let me get this straight...
1) I become someone's bitch,
2) I show my balls,
3) There's no magic pills;
AND NOW,
4) I'm required to "sign roll" before spouting off.


Damn... am I allowed some K-Y jelly with all this, or is dry suffering required??

go sign roll call in march, make the commitment to stop chewing with all of us... then we will talk about tapping your ass with K.Y or just plain lotion.

'rem'

You may get the courtesy reach around from a couple of guys on the site but I wouldn't count on it. :D

ShdBGolfn.. I liked your other Avatar better.. got me all excited everytime you wrote something... :wub:

[Whodey]

Maybe he is looking for some TexAss. 'BanDog'

[ShdBGolfn]

Show some balls - there isn't some magic pill you take

Show my balls?!?!? No magic pills?!?!?!

What kind of outfit you guys running here??

one that requires you sign roll before spouting off

Ok. Let me get this straight...
1) I become someone's bitch,
2) I show my balls,
3) There's no magic pills;
AND NOW,
4) I'm required to "sign roll" before spouting off.


Damn... am I allowed some K-Y jelly with all this, or is dry suffering required??

go sign roll call in march, make the commitment to stop chewing with all of us... then we will talk about tapping your ass with K.Y or just plain lotion.

'rem'

You may get the courtesy reach around from a couple of guys on the site but I wouldn't count on it. :D

[CrazyAces]

Show some balls - there isn't some magic pill you take

Show my balls?!?!? No magic pills?!?!?!

What kind of outfit you guys running here??

one that requires you sign roll before spouting off

Ok. Let me get this straight...
1) I become someone's bitch,
2) I show my balls,
3) There's no magic pills;
AND NOW,
4) I'm required to "sign roll" before spouting off.


Damn... am I allowed some K-Y jelly with all this, or is dry suffering required??

go sign roll call in march, make the commitment to stop chewing with all of us... then we will talk about tapping your ass with K.Y or just plain lotion.

'rem'

[Nor]

Show some balls - there isn't some magic pill you take

Show my balls?!?!? No magic pills?!?!?!

What kind of outfit you guys running here??

one that requires you sign roll before spouting off

Ok. Let me get this straight...
1) I become someone's bitch,
2) I show my balls,
3) There's no magic pills;
AND NOW,
4) I'm required to "sign roll" before spouting off.


Damn... am I allowed some K-Y jelly with all this, or is dry suffering required??

[CrazyAces]

Gets old typing out the same shit every other day.Ã,  You want original contant go to March and man up.Ã,  K Bitch?

Oh goody! Am I your bitch now?

I was simply trying to create a little humor at my misery and frustration. I find it helps with the cravings.

I read a statement in one post that says,
"We are here to provide a forum where your questions will get answered, where your fears will be dispelled, and your anxiety will be dissipated. We will offer any help that we can. We will help YOU quit the way you need to quit."

I assumed humor would be allowed. My bad.

Oh, hey, what heck is "contant"?

Looking forward to being your bitch. Thanks for the great welcome!

lol.. Nor, welcome..
Glad your here buddy. Go to the March group and post up man. Make the commitment to stop chewing. Great job on the flush, I hope you kept to your resolve.
The guys are right though. Make the decision, man up and quit. It's the only real way to actually do it.

[Bill_C]

Gets old typing out the same shit every other day.Ã,  You want original contant go to March and man up.Ã,  K Bitch?

Oh goody! Am I your bitch now?

I was simply trying to create a little humor at my misery and frustration. I find it helps with the cravings.

I read a statement in one post that says,
"We are here to provide a forum where your questions will get answered, where your fears will be dispelled, and your anxiety will be dissipated. We will offer any help that we can. We will help YOU quit the way you need to quit."

I assumed humor would be allowed. My bad.

Oh, hey, what heck is "contant"?

Looking forward to being your bitch. Thanks for the great welcome!

Humor is more than allowed my friend. Man up and find out for yourself.

PS I can misspell anyone here under the table and don't you forget it!

This guy just might fit right in with the rest of us idiots on here.

If he posts roll, that is.