Here is Springfield we are picking up bad ass quitter, friend, husband and father of three Grizzlyhasclaws. To celebrate reaching the Hall of Fame Grizzclaws is going to take his wife and kids out for a steak dinner tonight. When he gets back from the steak dinner he is going to share some pickled beets and miller high life with the rest of us on the train. As a conductor I will only partake in the beets, I can't afford to derail this iron beast before we pick up the rest of feb.
When he's on the train you should watch out for Grizzlyhasclaws to be cussing, drinking, yelling, streaking and peeing off the caboose as we hurdle down the tracks.. Well, wait. That wont really distinguish him from the rest of us.. In case you need further clarification, Grizzlyhasclaws is the printer salesman who drives a matrix and loves baseball cards. Who can blame him? He loves the Kansas Jayhawks and the Washington nationals, and you may catch him watching breaking bad in the lounge car of the train. His favorite avatar on KTC is OneImpressiveBall's. The craziest thing that Grizzlyhasclaws has ever done was left his wife wife at curb of hospital maternity entrance when she was possibly in preterm labor so he could go to a van halen concert. She told me to go ahead, baby was not born that night. Thank goodness! And he will indeed be taking the journey with us to 100 days.
The quitter he is most afraid of is only identified as "a jackwagin".. He finds Syndrome to be the most inspiring as Syndrome "doesn't fuck around, he just quits". And he credits Zeno for helping him early in his quit by texting, and many others here at KTC have helped in various ways..
His advice to other quitters and potential quitters is to post roll early and often.. So welcome aboard Grizzlyhasclaws!! You've earned it buddy!!!!
