“The most terrifying fact about the universe is not that it is hostile but that it is indifferent, but if we can come to terms with this indifference, then our existence as a species can have genuine meaning. However vast the darkness, we must supply our own light.”
¯ Stanley Kubrick
Wow, that is deep. I'll share one of my favs.
"I'd kill everyone in this room for one taste of sweet beer"
Homer Simpson
'crackup' That's profound on so many levels.
Hey Orlando (I get it now)
Here's another one for you.
Deep Thought:
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of
their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry
about my liver."
--by Jack Handy
I went out and bought a six pack because of those wonderful people at the brewery lol
Alright I got one for you:
"Fill with mingled cream and amber,
I will drain that glass again.
Such hilarious visions clamber
Through the chambers of my brain.
Quaintest thoughts — queerest (hehe) fancies,
Come to life and fade away:
What care I how time advances?
I am drinking ale today."
–- by Edgar Allan Poe