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lighty7

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Quote from: landdonSoooooooo, are you here to quit or just get advice on fake dip? If you think that fake dip alone is all you need, you are wrong.
I think he should use the "method" I used about 10 years ago trying to show the wife I was trying to "quit". You take a can of fake dip, you dump out half and fill the rest up with real dip. Eventually it moves to 1/4 fake and 3/4 real and then surprise!!! You say fuck this fake shit altogether and go back to being a slave to nicotine for 10 more years. It's tried and true and works 0% of the time.
Prior to my quit date, I mixed fake and real in varying proportions to in an effort to ween myself. It worked for me because I really wanted to quit and I still am.
The dude must be in his garage mixing up a concoction of fake and real. I'm picturing a white lab coat, goggles, dust mask, yellow rubber gloves, a deck of playing cards, ziplock baggies, and Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of the Moon on vinyl. Just torturing himself with prolonged withdrawals.
I used the "method" method at least 3 different times.......guess it doesn't work............ 'na na'
Bazooka - didn't mean to disparage your quit. I obviously was no where ready to quit when I tried the "mix" method. I would say that you are probably the exception rather than the rule. For me - any real mixed with fake as a method to wean was never going to work.

Quit on brother.

Thumblewort

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Quote from: landdonSoooooooo, are you here to quit or just get advice on fake dip? If you think that fake dip alone is all you need, you are wrong.
I think he should use the "method" I used about 10 years ago trying to show the wife I was trying to "quit". You take a can of fake dip, you dump out half and fill the rest up with real dip. Eventually it moves to 1/4 fake and 3/4 real and then surprise!!! You say fuck this fake shit altogether and go back to being a slave to nicotine for 10 more years. It's tried and true and works 0% of the time.
Prior to my quit date, I mixed fake and real in varying proportions to in an effort to ween myself. It worked for me because I really wanted to quit and I still am.
The dude must be in his garage mixing up a concoction of fake and real. I'm picturing a white lab coat, goggles, dust mask, yellow rubber gloves, a deck of playing cards, ziplock baggies, and Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of the Moon on vinyl. Just torturing himself with prolonged withdrawals.
I used the "method" method at least 3 different times.......guess it doesn't work............ 'na na'
Some of my fondest and clearest memories are peeing in places that aren't bathrooms.

Grizzlyhasclaws

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Quote from: lighty7
Quote from: landdonSoooooooo, are you here to quit or just get advice on fake dip? If you think that fake dip alone is all you need, you are wrong.
I think he should use the "method" I used about 10 years ago trying to show the wife I was trying to "quit". You take a can of fake dip, you dump out half and fill the rest up with real dip. Eventually it moves to 1/4 fake and 3/4 real and then surprise!!! You say fuck this fake shit altogether and go back to being a slave to nicotine for 10 more years. It's tried and true and works 0% of the time.
Prior to my quit date, I mixed fake and real in varying proportions to in an effort to ween myself. It worked for me because I really wanted to quit and I still am.
The dude must be in his garage mixing up a concoction of fake and real. I'm picturing a white lab coat, goggles, dust mask, yellow rubber gloves, a deck of playing cards, ziplock baggies, and Pink Floyd's Dark Side Of the Moon on vinyl. Just torturing himself with prolonged withdrawals.
Nicotine Quit Date:10/31/2013
Exercise Start Date: 6/29/2018

BazookaJoe

Quote from: lighty7
Quote from: landdonSoooooooo, are you here to quit or just get advice on fake dip? If you think that fake dip alone is all you need, you are wrong.
I think he should use the "method" I used about 10 years ago trying to show the wife I was trying to "quit". You take a can of fake dip, you dump out half and fill the rest up with real dip. Eventually it moves to 1/4 fake and 3/4 real and then surprise!!! You say fuck this fake shit altogether and go back to being a slave to nicotine for 10 more years. It's tried and true and works 0% of the time.
Prior to my quit date, I mixed fake and real in varying proportions to in an effort to ween myself. It worked for me because I really wanted to quit and I still am.

lighty7

Quote from: landdonSoooooooo, are you here to quit or just get advice on fake dip? If you think that fake dip alone is all you need, you are wrong.
I think he should use the "method" I used about 10 years ago trying to show the wife I was trying to "quit". You take a can of fake dip, you dump out half and fill the rest up with real dip. Eventually it moves to 1/4 fake and 3/4 real and then surprise!!! You say fuck this fake shit altogether and go back to being a slave to nicotine for 10 more years. It's tried and true and works 0% of the time.

Landdon

Soooooooo, are you here to quit or just get advice on fake dip? If you think that fake dip alone is all you need, you are wrong.

Grizzlyhasclaws

Quote from: longhorn83I'm having prom night flash backs. After beginning with hope, ending with nothing.
All I got on prom night was some tit and stinky finger. Still memorable though.
Nicotine Quit Date:10/31/2013
Exercise Start Date: 6/29/2018

BazookaJoe

This intro sounds devilishly familiar. I joined, posted an intro, then caved all in about an hour back in October 2013. The Nic Bitch is strong and seductive. The first three days were absolutely critical for me. I'm at day 101 right now and I'm preparing for 102.

longhorn83

I'm having prom night flash backs. After beginning with hope, ending with nothing.

Grizzlyhasclaws

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Quote from: Syndromeoh sorry man i thot you came here to quit. so what eggsacktly did you come here for any ways?
Please answer the man.
He GONE!!!
He must've found something to pack his lip with.
Nicotine Quit Date:10/31/2013
Exercise Start Date: 6/29/2018

rhamsher

Quote from: Thumblewort
Quote from: Syndromeoh sorry man i thot you came here to quit. so what eggsacktly did you come here for any ways?
Please answer the man.
He GONE!!!

Thumblewort

Quote from: Syndromeoh sorry man i thot you came here to quit. so what eggsacktly did you come here for any ways?
Please answer the man.
Some of my fondest and clearest memories are peeing in places that aren't bathrooms.

syndrome

oh sorry man i thot you came here to quit. so what eggsacktly did you come here for any ways?
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rhamsher

Hey bro! Get caught up on how this site works!!! You didn't introduce yourself as a quitter??? Get started in the welcome forum and I recommend Smokey Mountain!!! I don't use it now but it certainly got me through the first week!!!

syndrome

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