Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.
1)
Maria Kirilenko2)
Karen Gillan3)
Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4)
Lacey Chabert5)
Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6)
Heidi Klum(timeless)
7)
Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8)
Jessica Biel9)
Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10)
Jennifer Love-Hewitt11)
Jennifer Aniston12)
Carrie Underwood13)
Christie Brinkley still fine!
14)
Demi Moore15)
Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16)
Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17)
Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18)
Taylor Swift19)
Maria Sharapova20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?)
Catherine Bach,
Jessica Simpson, and
April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21)
Mariah Carey22)
Megan Fox23)
Jennifer Lawrence24)
Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25)
Britney Spears26)
Katharine McPhee27)
Scarlett Johansson28)
Kathy Ireland29)
Alice Eve30)
Christina Hendricks31)
Kate Beckinsale32)
Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33)
Hannah Davis 34)
Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35)
Lindsey Vonn - See above
36)
Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37)
Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38)
Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39)
Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40)
Laura Prepon41)
Maggie -Laura Cohen42)
Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43)
Anna Torv44)
Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45)
Amy Adams46)
Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47)
Kari Byron Mythbusters
48)
Emma Stone49)
Julianne Moore50)
Keri Russel51)
Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52)
Mila Kunis53)
Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54)
Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear55)
Allison Stokker56)
Brett Rossi57)
Stacie Tovar front Stacie Tovar rear58)
Olivia Wilde59)
Kristen Bell60)
Petra Nemcova61)
Rosanna Davison62)
Brooke Shields63)
Anna Nicole Smith - yeah I know she's dead but in her day wowza
64)
Phoebe Cates65)
Katherine Jenkins66)
Hayden Panettiere67)
Elle MacPherson68)
Vica Kerkes69)
Sarah Rafferty70)
Meghan Markle71)
Sara Evans72)
Brooke Burke73)
Catherine Bell74)
Dakota Fanning75)
Maria Bartiromo(hot chick on CNBC who talks about stocks and makes me drool)
76)
Eva Longoria77)
Charlize Theron78)
Angie Everhart - Damn she is sexy
79)
Kate Middelton - royally hot
80)
Nina Agdal81)
Evangeline Lilly82)
Leryn Franco (sexy Javelin thrower)
83)
Raychel Frew84)
Gina Carano85)
Sheryl Crow86)
Jewel87)
Carrie Fisher yes that is the slave Princess Leia...chubba chubba
88)
Danielle Fishel AKA Topanga; all grown up and um OUT
89)
Tori Kelly90) Gisele Bundchen.
91) TIE - Between two Latin Hotties - Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek
So many I would do before Miley, since I'm 47 and it would be really, really weird...
92) Goldie Hawn - today, right now.
93) Adele - She probably sounds incredible in bed.
94) Meryl Streep - I'd still do it, same as Goldie Hawn.
95) Halle Berry - I'd probably regret it afterwards because of the pyscho-bitch thing, but yeah..
96) Dolly Parton - I still want to get a look at those girls.
97) Ginger and Mary Ann - both at the same time because I never could decide.
98) Wilma Flintstone - She totally rocked that white mini cave skirt.
99) Gwyneth Paltrow - In a heartbeat, and her mom too.
100) Blythe Danner - see above.
There, got you guys to 100. Carry on.