too long coming

[AvianO]

Day 39
Worst dip dream ever.
Actually dreamt that I took a dip and then came here to post and said "What difference does it make how will anyone here know"
That woke me up in a panic.
It felt way too real.
Real enough that as I type about it she is whispering to me it was real, it is a memory not a dream.
She needs to shut her mouth.

[AvianO]

Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.

1) Maria Kirilenko
2) Karen Gillan
3) Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4) Lacey Chabert
5) Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6) Heidi Klum(timeless)
7) Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8) Jessica Biel
9) Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10) Jennifer Love-Hewitt
11) Jennifer Aniston
12) Carrie Underwood
13) Christie Brinkley still fine!
14) Demi Moore
15) Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16) Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17) Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18) Taylor Swift
19) Maria Sharapova
20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?) Catherine Bach, Jessica Simpson, and April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21) Mariah Carey
22) Megan Fox
23) Jennifer Lawrence
24) Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25) Britney Spears
26) Katharine McPhee
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Kathy Ireland
29) Alice Eve
30) Christina Hendricks
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33) Hannah Davis
34) Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35) Lindsey Vonn - See above
36) Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37) Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38) Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39) Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40) Laura Prepon
41) Maggie -Laura Cohen
42) Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43) Anna Torv
44) Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45) Amy Adams
46) Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47) Kari Byron Mythbusters
48) Emma Stone
49) Julianne Moore
50) Keri Russel
51) Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker
56) Brett Rossi
57) Stacie Tovar front Stacie Tovar rear
58) Olivia Wilde
59) Kristen Bell
60) Petra Nemcova
61) Rosanna Davison
62) Brooke Shields
63) Anna Nicole Smith - yeah I know she's dead but in her day wowza
64) Phoebe Cates
65) Katherine Jenkins

[AvianO]

Day 33 Christmas Eve.
Yesterday I had two firsts
I went for my first ride on the bike Nic free.
The other first was this was the first time I ever rode in December.
57 degrees in northern Illinois this late in December WTF?!?!?!?!?
Gonna be 45 on Christmas day I think I might just fire the bike up again one more time :)

[worktowin]

Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.

1) Maria Kirilenko
2) Karen Gillan
3) Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4) Lacey Chabert
5) Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6) Heidi Klum(timeless)
7) Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8) Jessica Biel
9) Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10) Jennifer Love-Hewitt
11) Jennifer Aniston
12) Carrie Underwood
13) Christie Brinkley still fine!
14) Demi Moore
15) Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16) Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17) Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18) Taylor Swift
19) Maria Sharapova
20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?) Catherine Bach, Jessica Simpson, and April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21) Mariah Carey
22) Megan Fox
23) Jennifer Lawrence
24) Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25) Britney Spears
26) Katharine McPhee
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Kathy Ireland
29) Alice Eve
30) Christina Hendricks
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33) Hannah Davis
34) Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35) Lindsey Vonn - See above
36) Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37) Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38) Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39) Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40) Laura Prepon
41) Maggie -Laura Cohen
42) Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43) Anna Torv
44) Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45) Amy Adams
46) Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47) Kari Byron Mythbusters
48) Emma Stone
49) Julianne Moore
50) Keri Russel
51) Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker
56) Brett Rossi
57) Stacie Tovar front Stacie Tovar rear
58) Olivia Wilde
59) Kristen Bell
60) Petra Nemcova
61) Rosanna Davison
62) Brooke Shields
63) Anna Nicole Smith - yeah I know she's dead but in her day wowza

[KingNothing]

Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.

1) Maria Kirilenko
2) Karen Gillan
3) Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4) Lacey Chabert
5) Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6) Heidi Klum(timeless)
7) Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8) Jessica Biel
9) Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10) Jennifer Love-Hewitt
11) Jennifer Aniston
12) Carrie Underwood
13) Christie Brinkley still fine!
14) Demi Moore
15) Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16) Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17) Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18) Taylor Swift
19) Maria Sharapova
20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?) Catherine Bach, Jessica Simpson, and April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21) Mariah Carey
22) Megan Fox
23) Jennifer Lawrence
24) Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25) Britney Spears
26) Katharine McPhee
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Kathy Ireland
29) Alice Eve
30) Christina Hendricks
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33) Hannah Davis
34) Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35) Lindsey Vonn - See above
36) Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37) Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38) Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39) Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40) Laura Prepon
41) Maggie -Laura Cohen
42) Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43) Anna Torv
44) Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45) Amy Adams
46) Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47) Kari Byron Mythbusters
48) Emma Stone
49) Julianne Moore
50) Keri Russel
51) Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker
56) Brett Rossi
57) Stacie Tovar front Stacie Tovar rear
58) Olivia Wilde
59) Kristen Bell
60) Petra Nemcova
61) Rosanna Davison

[KingNothing]

52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker

These are some ridiculously fantastic additions Pinched. Never heard of Brooke Ence before but holy flame1

You are very welcome...If you like Brooke Ence or Stacie Tovar (recent addition) those two are women of crossfit and yes they are beautiful specimens

Dayyum. Stacie Tovar is one buff lady.

[Pinched]

52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker

These are some ridiculously fantastic additions Pinched. Never heard of Brooke Ence before but holy flame1

You are very welcome...If you like Brooke Ence or Stacie Tovar (recent addition) those two are women of crossfit and yes they are beautiful specimens

[Pinched]

Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.

1) Maria Kirilenko
2) Karen Gillan
3) Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4) Lacey Chabert
5) Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6) Heidi Klum(timeless)
7) Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8) Jessica Biel
9) Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10) Jennifer Love-Hewitt
11) Jennifer Aniston
12) Carrie Underwood
13) Christie Brinkley still fine!
14) Demi Moore
15) Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16) Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17) Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18) Taylor Swift
19) Maria Sharapova
20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?) Catherine Bach, Jessica Simpson, and April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21) Mariah Carey
22) Megan Fox
23) Jennifer Lawrence
24) Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25) Britney Spears
26) Katharine McPhee
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Kathy Ireland
29) Alice Eve
30) Christina Hendricks
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33) Hannah Davis
34) Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35) Lindsey Vonn - See above
36) Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37) Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38) Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39) Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40) Laura Prepon
41) Maggie -Laura Cohen
42) Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43) Anna Torv
44) Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45) Amy Adams
46) Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47) Kari Byron Mythbusters
48) Emma Stone
49) Julianne Moore
50) Keri Russel
51) Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker
56) Brett Rossi
57) Stacie Tovar front Stacie Tovar rear

[KingNothing]

52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker

These are some ridiculously fantastic additions Pinched. Never heard of Brooke Ence before but holy flame1

[AvianO]

Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.

1) Maria Kirilenko
2) Karen Gillan
3) Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4) Lacey Chabert
5) Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6) Heidi Klum(timeless)
7) Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8) Jessica Biel
9) Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10) Jennifer Love-Hewitt
11) Jennifer Aniston
12) Carrie Underwood
13) Christie Brinkley still fine!
14) Demi Moore
15) Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16) Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17) Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18) Taylor Swift
19) Maria Sharapova
20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?) Catherine Bach, Jessica Simpson, and April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21) Mariah Carey
22) Megan Fox
23) Jennifer Lawrence
24) Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25) Britney Spears
26) Katharine McPhee
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Kathy Ireland
29) Alice Eve
30) Christina Hendricks
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33) Hannah Davis
34) Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35) Lindsey Vonn - See above
36) Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37) Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38) Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39) Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40) Laura Prepon
41) Maggie -Laura Cohen
42) Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43) Anna Torv
44) Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45) Amy Adams
46) Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47) Kari Byron Mythbusters
48) Emma Stone
49) Julianne Moore
50) Keri Russel
51) Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker
56) Brett Rossi

[Pinched]

Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.

1) Maria Kirilenko
2) Karen Gillan
3) Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4) Lacey Chabert
5) Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6) Heidi Klum(timeless)
7) Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8) Jessica Biel
9) Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10) Jennifer Love-Hewitt
11) Jennifer Aniston
12) Carrie Underwood
13) Christie Brinkley still fine!
14) Demi Moore
15) Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16) Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17) Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18) Taylor Swift
19) Maria Sharapova
20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?) Catherine Bach, Jessica Simpson, and April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21) Mariah Carey
22) Megan Fox
23) Jennifer Lawrence
24) Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25) Britney Spears
26) Katharine McPhee
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Kathy Ireland
29) Alice Eve
30) Christina Hendricks
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33) Hannah Davis
34) Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35) Lindsey Vonn - See above
36) Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37) Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38) Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39) Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40) Laura Prepon
41) Maggie -Laura Cohen
42) Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43) Anna Torv
44) Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45) Amy Adams
46) Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47) Kari Byron Mythbusters
48) Emma Stone
49) Julianne Moore
50) Keri Russel
51) Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list
54) Brooke Ence - Front Brooke Ence - Rear
55) Allison Stokker

[AvianO]

I have read the phrase "quit wood" here on KTC over the last couple hundred of days. I would like to express my gratitude to the contributors to the list on this thread for helping me figure out what the hell that phrase meant. So far so good gentlemen.

AvainO - Congrats on the 30 days buddy. I believe that would be a whole fucking month. Keep kicking ass a day at a time.

Hell yes on the 30 days. Dude I wish Miley could make an appearance tonight to show you a real good time!

Here I hope this helps Miley Cyrus AKA "Special Unicorn"

Oh my god ... a perfect example of why so many think there is something wrong with society today.

I just stumbled upon this thread. I will be checking back daily now. Dont let me down guys.

Edit: congrats on 30 day, brother. Bad ass indeed.

I shoulda known better than to click the link 'yak'
Thanks for bringing the thread back around to sanity basshaug.

[basshaug]

Now back to the important stuff :)
Please keep in mind this is just a list of 173 better than Miley not a ranking.

1) Maria Kirilenko
2) Karen Gillan
3) Ivanka Trump(I know I might get some flack for this one, but I'd hit it in a millisecond)
4) Lacey Chabert
5) Giada DeLaurenitis. She can make spaghetti and is 65% boob. Growl. (X 2 - KN)
6) Heidi Klum(timeless)
7) Alyssa Milano(in the day)
8) Jessica Biel
9) Zooey Deschanel.....yeah I know she is a "bit" quirky
10) Jennifer Love-Hewitt
11) Jennifer Aniston
12) Carrie Underwood
13) Christie Brinkley still fine!
14) Demi Moore
15) Marie Osmond(only with ball gag)
16) Kate Upton...I mean WTF why is she #16 on this list?
17) Charlotte McKinney wow this girl is amazing.
18) Taylor Swift
19) Maria Sharapova
20) Daisy Duke (sorry ... need help with name ... are characters okay?) Catherine Bach, Jessica Simpson, and April Scott. No intelligent conversation needed.
21) Mariah Carey
22) Megan Fox
23) Jennifer Lawrence
24) Jessica Alba - she's mine, all mine
25) Britney Spears
26) Katharine McPhee
27) Scarlett Johansson
28) Kathy Ireland
29) Alice Eve
30) Christina Hendricks
31) Kate Beckinsale
32) Gigi Hadid. Omg yes.
33) Hannah Davis
34) Alex Morgan - I will add commentary since I suck at links - I gotta thing for athletes ...
35) Lindsey Vonn - See above
36) Sofia Vergara - Can't help it
37) Cindy Crawford - Classic and timeless
38) Morgan Smith Goodwin Yes she is the Wendy's girl and yes I may have a thing for gingers.
39) Danielle Colby yes that tatted chick form American Pickers
40) Laura Prepon
41) Maggie -Laura Cohen
42) Isla Fisher-I like gingers too!
43) Anna Torv
44) Beyonce - Although this one bothers me. My 7 year old says that she will be is his future wife. Does this make me have a thing for my future daughter-in-law????
45) Amy Adams
46) Nicole Curtis (Rehab Addict)
47) Kari Byron Mythbusters
48) Emma Stone
49) Julianne Moore
50) Keri Russel
51) Rose Leslie to continue the ginger theme
52) Mila Kunis
53) Farrah-Fawcett gotta be on this list

[basshaug]

I have read the phrase "quit wood" here on KTC over the last couple hundred of days. I would like to express my gratitude to the contributors to the list on this thread for helping me figure out what the hell that phrase meant. So far so good gentlemen.

AvainO - Congrats on the 30 days buddy. I believe that would be a whole fucking month. Keep kicking ass a day at a time.

Hell yes on the 30 days. Dude I wish Miley could make an appearance tonight to show you a real good time!

Here I hope this helps Miley Cyrus AKA "Special Unicorn"

Oh my god ... a perfect example of why so many think there is something wrong with society today.

I just stumbled upon this thread. I will be checking back daily now. Dont let me down guys.

Edit: congrats on 30 day, brother. Bad ass indeed.

[Bucky]

I have read the phrase "quit wood" here on KTC over the last couple hundred of days. I would like to express my gratitude to the contributors to the list on this thread for helping me figure out what the hell that phrase meant. So far so good gentlemen.

AvainO - Congrats on the 30 days buddy. I believe that would be a whole fucking month. Keep kicking ass a day at a time.

Hell yes on the 30 days. Dude I wish Miley could make an appearance tonight to show you a real good time!

Here I hope this helps Miley Cyrus AKA "Special Unicorn"

Oh my god ... a perfect example of why so many think there is something wrong with society today.