We Quit Like Fuck

[Jameso]

It's like the title says, I just came here to quit. I didn't come here to be a leader, I didn't come here to inflate my ego, I didn't come here to cyber bully people, I didn't come here to be a fucking punching bag for raging quitters, I didn't come here to write stupid fucking narratives, I didn't come here to entertain people, I didn't come here piss people off, I didn't come here to run people off the site, I didn't come here to motivate people, I didn't come here to be loved, I didn't come here to be a sexist prick, I didn't come here to be a scapegoat for someone else's excuses, I didn't come here to get PM's telling me how fucking egotistical and arrogant I am, I didn't come here to be told what I can or cannot say, I didn't come here to become a better person, I didn't come here to meet new people, I didn't come here to be one of the cool kids, I didn't come here for any of those reasons. I just came here to quit, fuck the noise.

Please take what you need and leave the rest.    'Finger'

I came here to quit.
Then I stayed here to stay quit.
Then I stayed here to help others quit.

Nothing more; nothing less!

It will do no good for me to say I support you because it will only bring more grief upon both if us. Just know that we are both quit today and it's more than I can say I was before I found this site. So to quote the opening theme from an old classic, you tale the good and you take the bad. You take them both and there you have the facts of life.

By the way Jo was the hottest on that show, although some in April may argue it was George Clooney.

Quit hard/QLF

[Keddy]

It's like the title says, I just came here to quit. I didn't come here to be a leader, I didn't come here to inflate my ego, I didn't come here to cyber bully people, I didn't come here to be a fucking punching bag for raging quitters, I didn't come here to write stupid fucking narratives, I didn't come here to entertain people, I didn't come here piss people off, I didn't come here to run people off the site, I didn't come here to motivate people, I didn't come here to be loved, I didn't come here to be a sexist prick, I didn't come here to be a scapegoat for someone else's excuses, I didn't come here to get PM's telling me how fucking egotistical and arrogant I am, I didn't come here to be told what I can or cannot say, I didn't come here to become a better person, I didn't come here to meet new people, I didn't come here to be one of the cool kids, I didn't come here for any of those reasons. I just came here to quit, fuck the noise.

Please take what you need and leave the rest. 'Finger'

I came here to quit.
Then I stayed here to stay quit.
Then I stayed here to help others quit.

Nothing more; nothing less!

[Buddy Mac]

It's like the title says, I just came here to quit. I didn't come here to be a leader, I didn't come here to inflate my ego, I didn't come here to cyber bully people, I didn't come here to be a fucking punching bag for raging quitters, I didn't come here to write stupid fucking narratives, I didn't come here to entertain people, I didn't come here piss people off, I didn't come here to run people off the site, I didn't come here to motivate people, I didn't come here to be loved, I didn't come here to be a sexist prick, I didn't come here to be a scapegoat for someone else's excuses, I didn't come here to get PM's telling me how fucking egotistical and arrogant I am, I didn't come here to be told what I can or cannot say, I didn't come here to become a better person, I didn't come here to meet new people, I didn't come here to be one of the cool kids, I didn't come here for any of those reasons. I just came here to quit, fuck the noise.

Please take what you need and leave the rest. 'Finger'

Coach,

You had my back when I was getting beat down pretty good. I damn sure quit with you .....

[jjprice]

It's like the title says, I just came here to quit. I didn't come here to be a leader, I didn't come here to inflate my ego, I didn't come here to cyber bully people, I didn't come here to be a fucking punching bag for raging quitters, I didn't come here to write stupid fucking narratives, I didn't come here to entertain people, I didn't come here piss people off, I didn't come here to run people off the site, I didn't come here to motivate people, I didn't come here to be loved, I didn't come here to be a sexist prick, I didn't come here to be a scapegoat for someone else's excuses, I didn't come here to get PM's telling me how fucking egotistical and arrogant I am, I didn't come here to be told what I can or cannot say, I didn't come here to become a better person, I didn't come here to meet new people, I didn't come here to be one of the cool kids, I didn't come here for any of those reasons. I just came here to quit, fuck the noise.

Please take what you need and leave the rest. 'Finger'

You know I'm quit with ya!

:wub: 'BanDog' :wub:

[Coach Steve]

It's like the title says, I just came here to quit. I didn't come here to be a leader, I didn't come here to inflate my ego, I didn't come here to cyber bully people, I didn't come here to be a fucking punching bag for raging quitters, I didn't come here to write stupid fucking narratives, I didn't come here to entertain people, I didn't come here piss people off, I didn't come here to run people off the site, I didn't come here to motivate people, I didn't come here to be loved, I didn't come here to be a sexist prick, I didn't come here to be a scapegoat for someone else's excuses, I didn't come here to get PM's telling me how fucking egotistical and arrogant I am, I didn't come here to be told what I can or cannot say, I didn't come here to become a better person, I didn't come here to meet new people, I didn't come here to be one of the cool kids, I didn't come here for any of those reasons. I just came here to quit, fuck the noise.

Please take what you need and leave the rest. 'Finger'

[Mthomas3824]

MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS

I am an addict which means I am weak. Although I am weak as an individual, I gain strength from other quitters. I gain strength from quitters that I have never met in person, and probably will never meet in person. None of that matters. We all fight the same fight on a daily basis.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The first time in 50 days that I had experienced a crave. I was coaching my travel baseball team in our first full tournament of the summer season. The game was going well until the 5th inning when the wheels fell off and we gave up a handful of runs on errors and walks. Coaching is hard enough, but watching your team literally give the game away is almost too much to bear at times. I take pride in coaching my team so I take losses very personally. This one hurt. We had a break between games and I took off in my car looking for something to eat. I had an extreme moment of weakness. I felt embarrassed over the loss and the Nic Bitch took that opportunity to turn up the volume in my head. "Just one pinch Coach," she whispered in my ear. Then a bit louder, "C'mon Coach, just one will make you feel better." Then even louder, "You're assistant coach has a can in his pocket, all you need to do is ask for one." About then I got a text from a fellow member of the QLF Crew, RenegadeMMA. He usually just asks me to post roll for him since he doesn't own a computer, but this time he texted me something else. I looked at my phone and read his text, "Do you ever use fake chew? If so you should try Oregon Mint Snuff."

Now over the past few weeks I've made an effort to cut back on the amount of fake chew I'd been shoving in my lip. One reason was my concerns regarding the sugar in most fake chews and I was just tired of feeling the urge to put something in my lip. I had a can of Jake's Mint Chew, but that stuff just isn't that good, IMO. So I'm driving down the road and I see a Smoker Friendly. They usually carry Smokey Mtn so I stopped in for a can. Come to find out they also carried Oregon Mint Snuff. What makes this really interesting is that I've never been in a store that carried Oregon Mint Snuff in my area. Yet I was 45 minutes away from where I live and they had it in stock. The crave subsided just as quickly as it came and I went back to the fields for our second game that day. When I got home that night, I told my wife these exact words, "Without KTC, I would have caved today."

Her response was, "Good, I'm glad I found that site for you."

Me too honey, me too.....

WE Quit Like Fuck

'clap' 'clap'

Great victory coach!!!

The few craves I have seem to happen in similiar fashion, they flare up and make me a little crazy then its something quick and easy that turns my attention away and the crave is gone......

I have had many moments were I thank my sister-in-law for finding this site and I am sure I will have many more!

Quit on QUITER!!

Good to know that rock stars like you still crave. As a leader to us younger pups, you may have quit for you; now you have a responsibility to remain quit for all.

Thanks you for overcoming that crave coach....for all of us. We all are stronger quitters when one overcomes temptation for all of us to see and hear. We all can QLF!

[Grizzly25]

MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS

I am an addict which means I am weak. Although I am weak as an individual, I gain strength from other quitters. I gain strength from quitters that I have never met in person, and probably will never meet in person. None of that matters. We all fight the same fight on a daily basis.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The first time in 50 days that I had experienced a crave. I was coaching my travel baseball team in our first full tournament of the summer season. The game was going well until the 5th inning when the wheels fell off and we gave up a handful of runs on errors and walks. Coaching is hard enough, but watching your team literally give the game away is almost too much to bear at times. I take pride in coaching my team so I take losses very personally. This one hurt. We had a break between games and I took off in my car looking for something to eat. I had an extreme moment of weakness. I felt embarrassed over the loss and the Nic Bitch took that opportunity to turn up the volume in my head. "Just one pinch Coach," she whispered in my ear. Then a bit louder, "C'mon Coach, just one will make you feel better." Then even louder, "You're assistant coach has a can in his pocket, all you need to do is ask for one." About then I got a text from a fellow member of the QLF Crew, RenegadeMMA. He usually just asks me to post roll for him since he doesn't own a computer, but this time he texted me something else. I looked at my phone and read his text, "Do you ever use fake chew? If so you should try Oregon Mint Snuff."

Now over the past few weeks I've made an effort to cut back on the amount of fake chew I'd been shoving in my lip. One reason was my concerns regarding the sugar in most fake chews and I was just tired of feeling the urge to put something in my lip. I had a can of Jake's Mint Chew, but that stuff just isn't that good, IMO. So I'm driving down the road and I see a Smoker Friendly. They usually carry Smokey Mtn so I stopped in for a can. Come to find out they also carried Oregon Mint Snuff. What makes this really interesting is that I've never been in a store that carried Oregon Mint Snuff in my area. Yet I was 45 minutes away from where I live and they had it in stock. The crave subsided just as quickly as it came and I went back to the fields for our second game that day. When I got home that night, I told my wife these exact words, "Without KTC, I would have caved today."

Her response was, "Good, I'm glad I found that site for you."

Me too honey, me too.....

WE Quit Like Fuck

'clap' 'clap'

Great victory coach!!!

The few craves I have seem to happen in similiar fashion, they flare up and make me a little crazy then its something quick and easy that turns my attention away and the crave is gone......

I have had many moments were I thank my sister-in-law for finding this site and I am sure I will have many more!

Quit on QUITER!!

[Coach Steve]

MOMENTS OF WEAKNESS

I am an addict which means I am weak. Although I am weak as an individual, I gain strength from other quitters. I gain strength from quitters that I have never met in person, and probably will never meet in person. None of that matters. We all fight the same fight on a daily basis.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

The first time in 50 days that I had experienced a crave. I was coaching my travel baseball team in our first full tournament of the summer season. The game was going well until the 5th inning when the wheels fell off and we gave up a handful of runs on errors and walks. Coaching is hard enough, but watching your team literally give the game away is almost too much to bear at times. I take pride in coaching my team so I take losses very personally. This one hurt. We had a break between games and I took off in my car looking for something to eat. I had an extreme moment of weakness. I felt embarrassed over the loss and the Nic Bitch took that opportunity to turn up the volume in my head. "Just one pinch Coach," she whispered in my ear. Then a bit louder, "C'mon Coach, just one will make you feel better." Then even louder, "You're assistant coach has a can in his pocket, all you need to do is ask for one." About then I got a text from a fellow member of the QLF Crew, RenegadeMMA. He usually just asks me to post roll for him since he doesn't own a computer, but this time he texted me something else. I looked at my phone and read his text, "Do you ever use fake chew? If so you should try Oregon Mint Snuff."

Now over the past few weeks I've made an effort to cut back on the amount of fake chew I'd been shoving in my lip. One reason was my concerns regarding the sugar in most fake chews and I was just tired of feeling the urge to put something in my lip. I had a can of Jake's Mint Chew, but that stuff just isn't that good, IMO. So I'm driving down the road and I see a Smoker Friendly. They usually carry Smokey Mtn so I stopped in for a can. Come to find out they also carried Oregon Mint Snuff. What makes this really interesting is that I've never been in a store that carried Oregon Mint Snuff in my area. Yet I was 45 minutes away from where I live and they had it in stock. The crave subsided just as quickly as it came and I went back to the fields for our second game that day. When I got home that night, I told my wife these exact words, "Without KTC, I would have caved today."

Her response was, "Good, I'm glad I found that site for you."

Me too honey, me too.....

WE Quit Like Fuck

[pavetheway]

100 Days Ago......

100 days ago I was on Day 25 and just coming out of my first real heavy funk. Things were still a bit foggy, but were clearing up for the most part. The HOF seemed so far away so I just decided to keep on quitting one day at a time until it got easier to think about the HOF. I had just started to get to know Cbird65 and Dethan33 as we were working on the April 12 spreadsheet together. I was also just getting to know Moondawggy after we met in live chat one evening and he tried to convince me that the 2score fiasco was a conspiracy and that KTC was the fraternal organization of conspirators. Glad I didn't subscribe to that train of thought, although Moon retracted his conspiracy theory when he sobered up. It was around this time that I made my first cold call to Dethan. He texted me and it was clear that he was experiencing a serious crave. I decided to pick up the phone and dial his number instead of texting him back. It was good to talk to my first quit brother on the phone!

100 days ago the glass house of April 12 was not yet spawned and the narratives that NOLAQ dearly loves and cherishes were not yet in existence. CNC was yet to embrace the QLFevolution and Wastepanel was just some guy with a scary avatar that texted me a lot about my quit. Being asked to be the HOF engineer for May 2012 was not a thought that had crossed my mind. I had not yet blurted out "We Quit Like Fuck" in the live chat room.

A lot of things change in 100 days, but some things do not. I am still the arrogant fuck that writes stuff just to "stroke his own ego" and I still piss people off on occasion. But most importantly, I am just as dedicated to my quit now as I was 100 days ago. There are several things that 100 days can change, my quit resolve and determination are not one of them.

100 days ago, one day at a time.

that's a pretty cool read. Just wanted to give props. Way to stay quit and determined each and every fucking day.

I think you should be arrogant in your quit. Unless I pass you in days quit, you can be a proud and cocky quitter and lead the charge of staying quit. Confident, true and experienced quitters should pound their chest!!!!!

I'm so Fucking proud of man.

I remember the qlf, I forget who the hell you were talkin to but it went somethin like "hey, were April, we quit like fuck"...pure epicness (is that a word? Fuck it, it is now)

Coach watching you and April has strengthen my quit and too and I thank you, you're a true inspiration, not just some jackass who walks around thinkin your shit don't stink, spouting off whatever the fuck you want. Keep rockin it and quittin like fuck brother!

FU!

Ahhh, I remember that night well. The birth of the QLF revolution. :wub:

[zam]

100 Days Ago......

100 days ago I was on Day 25 and just coming out of my first real heavy funk. Things were still a bit foggy, but were clearing up for the most part. The HOF seemed so far away so I just decided to keep on quitting one day at a time until it got easier to think about the HOF. I had just started to get to know Cbird65 and Dethan33 as we were working on the April 12 spreadsheet together. I was also just getting to know Moondawggy after we met in live chat one evening and he tried to convince me that the 2score fiasco was a conspiracy and that KTC was the fraternal organization of conspirators. Glad I didn't subscribe to that train of thought, although Moon retracted his conspiracy theory when he sobered up. It was around this time that I made my first cold call to Dethan. He texted me and it was clear that he was experiencing a serious crave. I decided to pick up the phone and dial his number instead of texting him back. It was good to talk to my first quit brother on the phone!

100 days ago the glass house of April 12 was not yet spawned and the narratives that NOLAQ dearly loves and cherishes were not yet in existence. CNC was yet to embrace the QLFevolution and Wastepanel was just some guy with a scary avatar that texted me a lot about my quit. Being asked to be the HOF engineer for May 2012 was not a thought that had crossed my mind. I had not yet blurted out "We Quit Like Fuck" in the live chat room.

A lot of things change in 100 days, but some things do not. I am still the arrogant fuck that writes stuff just to "stroke his own ego" and I still piss people off on occasion. But most importantly, I am just as dedicated to my quit now as I was 100 days ago. There are several things that 100 days can change, my quit resolve and determination are not one of them.

100 days ago, one day at a time.

that's a pretty cool read. Just wanted to give props. Way to stay quit and determined each and every fucking day.

I think you should be arrogant in your quit. Unless I pass you in days quit, you can be a proud and cocky quitter and lead the charge of staying quit. Confident, true and experienced quitters should pound their chest!!!!!

I'm so Fucking proud of man.

I remember the qlf, I forget who the hell you were talkin to but it went somethin like "hey, were April, we quit like fuck"...pure epicness (is that a word? Fuck it, it is now)

Coach watching you and April has strengthen my quit and too and I thank you, you're a true inspiration, not just some jackass who walks around thinkin your shit don't stink, spouting off whatever the fuck you want. Keep rockin it and quittin like fuck brother!

FU!

100 days ago, F U C K C O A C H S T E V E was just a poorly spaced explative. . .

[Bruce]

100 Days Ago......

100 days ago I was on Day 25 and just coming out of my first real heavy funk. Things were still a bit foggy, but were clearing up for the most part. The HOF seemed so far away so I just decided to keep on quitting one day at a time until it got easier to think about the HOF. I had just started to get to know Cbird65 and Dethan33 as we were working on the April 12 spreadsheet together. I was also just getting to know Moondawggy after we met in live chat one evening and he tried to convince me that the 2score fiasco was a conspiracy and that KTC was the fraternal organization of conspirators. Glad I didn't subscribe to that train of thought, although Moon retracted his conspiracy theory when he sobered up. It was around this time that I made my first cold call to Dethan. He texted me and it was clear that he was experiencing a serious crave. I decided to pick up the phone and dial his number instead of texting him back. It was good to talk to my first quit brother on the phone!

100 days ago the glass house of April 12 was not yet spawned and the narratives that NOLAQ dearly loves and cherishes were not yet in existence. CNC was yet to embrace the QLFevolution and Wastepanel was just some guy with a scary avatar that texted me a lot about my quit. Being asked to be the HOF engineer for May 2012 was not a thought that had crossed my mind. I had not yet blurted out "We Quit Like Fuck" in the live chat room.

A lot of things change in 100 days, but some things do not. I am still the arrogant fuck that writes stuff just to "stroke his own ego" and I still piss people off on occasion. But most importantly, I am just as dedicated to my quit now as I was 100 days ago. There are several things that 100 days can change, my quit resolve and determination are not one of them.

100 days ago, one day at a time.

that's a pretty cool read. Just wanted to give props. Way to stay quit and determined each and every fucking day.

I think you should be arrogant in your quit. Unless I pass you in days quit, you can be a proud and cocky quitter and lead the charge of staying quit. Confident, true and experienced quitters should pound their chest!!!!!

I'm so Fucking proud of man.

I remember the qlf, I forget who the hell you were talkin to but it went somethin like "hey, were April, we quit like fuck"...pure epicness (is that a word? Fuck it, it is now)

Coach watching you and April has strengthen my quit and too and I thank you, you're a true inspiration, not just some jackass who walks around thinkin your shit don't stink, spouting off whatever the fuck you want. Keep rockin it and quittin like fuck brother!

FU!

[wastepanel]

100 Days Ago......

100 days ago I was on Day 25 and just coming out of my first real heavy funk. Things were still a bit foggy, but were clearing up for the most part. The HOF seemed so far away so I just decided to keep on quitting one day at a time until it got easier to think about the HOF. I had just started to get to know Cbird65 and Dethan33 as we were working on the April 12 spreadsheet together. I was also just getting to know Moondawggy after we met in live chat one evening and he tried to convince me that the 2score fiasco was a conspiracy and that KTC was the fraternal organization of conspirators. Glad I didn't subscribe to that train of thought, although Moon retracted his conspiracy theory when he sobered up. It was around this time that I made my first cold call to Dethan. He texted me and it was clear that he was experiencing a serious crave. I decided to pick up the phone and dial his number instead of texting him back. It was good to talk to my first quit brother on the phone!

100 days ago the glass house of April 12 was not yet spawned and the narratives that NOLAQ dearly loves and cherishes were not yet in existence. CNC was yet to embrace the QLFevolution and Wastepanel was just some guy with a scary avatar that texted me a lot about my quit. Being asked to be the HOF engineer for May 2012 was not a thought that had crossed my mind. I had not yet blurted out "We Quit Like Fuck" in the live chat room.

A lot of things change in 100 days, but some things do not. I am still the arrogant fuck that writes stuff just to "stroke his own ego" and I still piss people off on occasion. But most importantly, I am just as dedicated to my quit now as I was 100 days ago. There are several things that 100 days can change, my quit resolve and determination are not one of them.

100 days ago, one day at a time.

that's a pretty cool read. Just wanted to give props. Way to stay quit and determined each and every fucking day.

I think you should be arrogant in your quit. Unless I pass you in days quit, you can be a proud and cocky quitter and lead the charge of staying quit. Confident, true and experienced quitters should pound their chest!!!!!

I'm so Fucking proud of man.

[Mthomas3824]

100 Days Ago......

100 days ago I was on Day 25 and just coming out of my first real heavy funk. Things were still a bit foggy, but were clearing up for the most part. The HOF seemed so far away so I just decided to keep on quitting one day at a time until it got easier to think about the HOF. I had just started to get to know Cbird65 and Dethan33 as we were working on the April 12 spreadsheet together. I was also just getting to know Moondawggy after we met in live chat one evening and he tried to convince me that the 2score fiasco was a conspiracy and that KTC was the fraternal organization of conspirators. Glad I didn't subscribe to that train of thought, although Moon retracted his conspiracy theory when he sobered up. It was around this time that I made my first cold call to Dethan. He texted me and it was clear that he was experiencing a serious crave. I decided to pick up the phone and dial his number instead of texting him back. It was good to talk to my first quit brother on the phone!

100 days ago the glass house of April 12 was not yet spawned and the narratives that NOLAQ dearly loves and cherishes were not yet in existence. CNC was yet to embrace the QLFevolution and Wastepanel was just some guy with a scary avatar that texted me a lot about my quit. Being asked to be the HOF engineer for May 2012 was not a thought that had crossed my mind. I had not yet blurted out "We Quit Like Fuck" in the live chat room.

A lot of things change in 100 days, but some things do not. I am still the arrogant fuck that writes stuff just to "stroke his own ego" and I still piss people off on occasion. But most importantly, I am just as dedicated to my quit now as I was 100 days ago. There are several things that 100 days can change, my quit resolve and determination are not one of them.

100 days ago, one day at a time.

that's a pretty cool read. Just wanted to give props. Way to stay quit and determined each and every fucking day.

I think you should be arrogant in your quit. Unless I pass you in days quit, you can be a proud and cocky quitter and lead the charge of staying quit. Confident, true and experienced quitters should pound their chest!!!!!

[Coach Steve]

100 Days Ago......

100 days ago I was on Day 25 and just coming out of my first real heavy funk. Things were still a bit foggy, but were clearing up for the most part. The HOF seemed so far away so I just decided to keep on quitting one day at a time until it got easier to think about the HOF. I had just started to get to know Cbird65 and Dethan33 as we were working on the April 12 spreadsheet together. I was also just getting to know Moondawggy after we met in live chat one evening and he tried to convince me that the 2score fiasco was a conspiracy and that KTC was the fraternal organization of conspirators. Glad I didn't subscribe to that train of thought, although Moon retracted his conspiracy theory when he sobered up. It was around this time that I made my first cold call to Dethan. He texted me and it was clear that he was experiencing a serious crave. I decided to pick up the phone and dial his number instead of texting him back. It was good to talk to my first quit brother on the phone!

100 days ago the glass house of April 12 was not yet spawned and the narratives that NOLAQ dearly loves and cherishes were not yet in existence. CNC was yet to embrace the QLFevolution and Wastepanel was just some guy with a scary avatar that texted me a lot about my quit. Being asked to be the HOF engineer for May 2012 was not a thought that had crossed my mind. I had not yet blurted out "We Quit Like Fuck" in the live chat room.

A lot of things change in 100 days, but some things do not. I am still the arrogant fuck that writes stuff just to "stroke his own ego" and I still piss people off on occasion. But most importantly, I am just as dedicated to my quit now as I was 100 days ago. There are several things that 100 days can change, my quit resolve and determination are not one of them.

100 days ago, one day at a time.

[Coach Steve]

(Coach Steve and the QLF Crew are lounging around the Glass House of April 12 reminiscing about the good ole days as if they're in an episode of Saved By the Bell - The College Years)

Coach Steve: You guys remember when we were fun?
TJ: We're still fun Uncle Coach, we just have to feed off the newb drama these days
Coach Steve: Sigh....I miss those days of sheep fucking, moustache riding and general tomfoolery
Icepig: {walking into the living room with his dick in a bowl of ice} I miss Eskimo pussy! Mmmmm, mmmmmm! Shit is like licking a popsicle!
PTW: A pussy popsicle?
JJ Price: Interesting concept.....is your dick in a bowl of ice?
Icepig: {blank stare} Yeah...why?
JJ Price: Just saying...maybe that's not a good idea
Icepig: I'll tell you what's not a good idea....trying to fuck a snowman!
PTW: I like where this is going....but I need a link to make it all come together
JJ Price: OkÂ….so IÂ’m going to change the subject here for a bit {pulling out a large pad of paper on an easel and a Sharpie} What IÂ’m thankful for: IÂ’m thankful that Coach Steve doesnÂ’t have someone masterbating near me in this narrative. IÂ’m thankful that I still donÂ’t know the definition of a moustache ride. IÂ’m thankful that I donÂ’t dipÂ…Â…
Icepig: I know what IÂ’m thankful forÂ…
BWB: Yeah we knowÂ…..frozen pussy
Icepig: I was going to say penguins but that works too!
BWB: Who are you? Have you been here the whole time?
Icepig: Yes, but IÂ’ve been living in an Igloo out back and I spent most of my time on the HOF train in the freezer
BWB: WhatÂ’s up with you and this frozen shit?
Icepig: {rolling his eyes} UmÂ…look at my nameÂ….duh Beast!!
(Just then, the “drama alarm” goes off in the glass house of April and the QLF Crew quickly gathers in the “debriefing” room to view the drama on the new big screen television known only as the “Dramatron.” Auburn is sitting on the leather couch….with no pants on)
JJ Price: You just couldnÂ’t resist could you Coach?
Coach Steve: Where are your pants dude?
Auburn: This is the “debriefing” room…so I debriefed
BWB: IÂ’m pretty sure thatÂ’s not what they meant by debriefing
Auburn: Well its how I understood it
Tstahr: {[pushing past BWB} I want to see my Aubbie!!
Auburn: Calm down Terry, thereÂ’s plenty for everyone
Coach Steve: Will you at least put a towel over your junk?
Auburn: {crossing his legs} I supposeÂ…Â…
PTW: Enough with this ghey chatter. WhatÂ’s on the Dramatron?
Auburn: It appears we have some drama in August
JJ Price: Oh yippee! Let me get some popcorn!
Coach Steve: So whatÂ’s big deal?
Auburn: I donÂ’t know, thatÂ’s all I could gather before you guys barged inÂ…
Coach Steve: {turning up the volume on the Dramatron} Lets see what KTC news has to say about it
(“Breaking News” flashes across the Dramatron screen and the screen shot pans to two KTC news anchors, it’s Mcarmo and gmann)
Mcarmo: Good evening quitters. We are following a developing story in the Cardboard Boxes of August 2012. It appears that a few quitters have returned to post Day 1 and are being repeatedly asked, “What did you do wrong and what will you do differently this time?
Gmann: The crowd gathered at the August 12 vacant property is growing increasingly hostile towards these two quitters and KTC officials are concerned about their safety. For more weÂ’re going to the scene of the drama and our very own Wastepanel
(The screen cuts to the August 12 vacant property where Sheriff can be seen in the background drinking beer, starting fires and waiving a shovel in the air)
Wastepanel: Thanks guys. As you can see we have quite the boggle down here at the Cardboard Boxes of August 12
Gmann: So WasteÂ….what exactly started all this mess?
Wastepanel: KTC authorities are yet to pinpoint the cause of this mess, but what is clear is that this has escalated into more than just the usual “drill the caver with the same questions” routine
Mcarmo: Why do you say that Waste?
Wastepanel: WellÂ….if you guys can see over my left shoulder we have a few members of the Silent Film ActorÂ’s Guild of March 2012 apparently engaged in some sort of childish argument
Mcarmo: What seems to be the cause of this argument?
Wastepanel: Well thatÂ’s what KTC authorities are trying to find out at this moment, but we do know that it involves someone getting their feelings hurt over Facebook
Gmann: Facebook?
Wastepanel: You heard me correctly gmann. It appears that a quitter by the name of Crucial joined the gathering crowd and hurled questions towards a Thunderguy
Mcarmo: Oh myÂ….
Wastepanel: My thoughts exactly. But then Thunderguy responded with something about how he had a family and a job and was just too busy
ERDVM: Who the fuck does this Thunderdud think he is? I also have a family and a job
BWB: You look at vaginas all day. That would power me down
ERDVM: It’s still a job Beast. “Power me down”…really?
BWB: Shut up. QLF
Tstahr: HeÂ’s no match for my Aubbie!!
Gmann: Wastey? Is there anyone else involved?
Wastepanel: YesÂ….we have a quitter by the name of Saraseas and her apparent knight in shining armor, Stjohnsloop. Best I can tell Sara is upset at Crucial because he blocked her on Facebook
Gmann: OhÂ…wow! My ex-blow up doll boyfriend did that shit to me once. Needless to say he didnÂ’t get any ass that night!!
Wastepanel: That’s nice gmann. After Sara flung fecal matter all over the keyboard Sheriff decided to step in and stick up for Crucial. Now we’re not exactly sure what Sheriff said, but…..{placing his hand over his ear piece} Wait…..yes, yes we have it here first. Sheriff reportedly told Sara that he was “going to stomp her mudhole!”
JJ Price: This is fascinating!
Mcarmo: Oh my WasteyÂ….are you sure youÂ’re safe?
Wastepanel: Yes I have my cameraman Tex here to protect me
(Tex can be heard in the background yelling, “Fuck you WP! I’m on Day One bitches!!)
Wastepanel: WaitÂ….what do we have here? It appears a quitter from the May house has brought in a large tub of popcorn and is now sitting in a lawn chair watching the drama unfold
Gmann: Is he in harms way?
Wastepanel: He appears safe for the moment. Oh my……its Stjohnsloop and he has just demanded chivalry from Sheriff regarding his “mudhole stomping” threat. Sheriff is preparing to respond……he seems to be offering an apology….now he’s reaching into his pants for a token of peace….wait…..oh my goodness he’s pulled the old “I’ve got something for you right here” trick and pulled his middle finger out of his pocket. Oh the humanity……!
Mcarmo: Well WasteyÂ…..I hate to interrupt you but we need to take a commercial break
Wastepanel: WeÂ’ll keep tabs on things while youÂ’re away. There is nothing quite like non-quit related drama concerning Facebook!
Gmann: Indeed Wastey. Indeeed.
Mcarmo: Well folks. WeÂ’re gonna take a small commercial break and when we return weÂ’ll get you back out to the August campground, but before that weÂ’ll have an inside report on the new movement sweeping KTC known as the QLFevolution
Tstahr: Oh Coach thatÂ’s you!!!
Coach Steve: I just do what I doÂ….
Cbird: And you do it like fuck!
Coach Steve: Indeed....like fuck