I managed to be a bit of an asshole today and that's usually not the way I'd typically characterize my attitude. Something is definitely different lately. I'm thinking I should wear a sign around my neck, "Don't fuck with me. I'm an asshole today."
I must admit there is something liberating about being an asshole. Problem is you'd have to be a REAL asshole to be an asshole ALL the time.
Why am I in the intro section? Well it seems to me I can come over here and write some of the stupid shit that goes through my head on a regular basis and no one really has to read it. Plus, I think there is some real funny shit going on over here and lately I've decided I should hang out on this side of the pool. There seems to be less urine in the water.
Speaking of assholes and bodily fluids, has anyone else noticed a major change in their "banking" schedule? I know nic is a laxative so some of this is to be expected but this is getting ridiculous. I used to be so regular you could set your watch by my bowel movements. Every day, regular deposits.
Now I don't know when or if I'll have one on any given day. And when I do have one it's usually a "declarable". Growing up, if you had an epic dump you "declared" it to the family and everyone had to view it to pronounce it worthy or not. Anyway, seems when I have a dump now they're almost all "declarables". I had a "breacher" today.
Well, I guess this is my life for the time being. I'm spending way too much time on this site reading endless lists of quitters and brief snippets of good stuff. There seems to be more meat on the bone over here in the intro's. Speaking of my meat...well, that's enough for now...
