I regret to inform you fine quitters that Leahy16 has passed away unexpectedly...a couple hours ago.
The circumstances were quite remarkable and I just want to pass on his glorious story.
As many of you know Leahy was formerly in the Navy where he first became a fine mariner and sailed many of the Seven Seas. For the past several months he's been sailing the world's oceans aboard the Mahan, his 24-gun sailing frigate that he build over the past 4 years. He brazenly sailed into harms way to protect the sea lanes and promote freedom on the high seas. While rescuing a family of Israeli sailors, whose vessel had caught on fire and was burning to the waterline, he was attacked by Somali Pirates who quickly captured the Mahan and hung the brave Captain Leahy by his neck from the yardarm. He defied his captors to the end by proclaiming, "Pirates? You're no stinking Pirates. Arrggghhhh, I'm the only Pirate here...I'm a Pirate of Quit."
I just finished reading his online Captain's Log where he had kept his logon information for KTC. In it he also said if anything should happen to him he wanted me to sign on to the site and let you all know that he considered you his brothers and that he was quit to the end.
Many have asked how they can pay tribute to Leahy so I have set up an account that will be accepting donations from his many sons daughters who are now grieving the loss of their father and will soon be living in poverty. Please give often and give generously.
Signed,
Leahy's Mother
Is Paypal acceptable?
Hey Leahy's mom.
Can I pay you in tips?
(By tips, I mean by the tip of my penis. I'm quite the motherfucker.)
If Leahy was a true quitter, he'd find a way to post roll from beyond.
Post roll.
Keep your word.
Repeat.
Dying is weak sauce. Post roll.
As sick as this post is, I think I actually peed myself just a bit. Not a lot, but a bit.
Yes, Mr. Gman, I believe my son "posted rolls" before his untimely passing.
Signed,
Epstein's Mother, errrr, Leahy's Mother
Ma'am,
This extreme quitting.
We "post the rolls" post mortum.
Just because your son is lacking the ability to breathe, feel, hear, and touch does not mean he's not an addict anymore.
Everytime a bell rings, an angel has posted roll.
Get the message to his ass. No excuses.
I will do that.
Thank you Mr. WasteInYourPants
Check your pm.
My waste is your gain.
;)
WastePants, my son mentioned in his journal that you were an awesome quitter and an inspiration to him in keeping his quit strong.
Now let's get back to the grieving of this great Mariner of Peace and please start writing those checks.
Mrs. Leahy:
Your son was also a badass quitter and inspiration to me as well.
He also had nice legs.
Aren't those legs awesome? They belong to my girlfriend who's 6'1" with a 36" inseam...those legs go forever
Mrs. Leahy....
I didn't know you swang that way.
You dirty minx.
(and yes, you lucky bastard).
Crap! You busted me. Okay, Leahy isn't really dead. It's been me all along and I just wanted to be like TexasFireman93 and go down in flames a hero and martyr.
I guess I'll just stay quit instead...
Lagos, Nigeria.
Attention: Mrs. Leahy16
Dear Sir,
Confidential Business Proposal
As many of you know your son was formerly in the Navy where he first became a fine mariner and sailed many of the Seven Seas. For the past several months he has been sailing to Lagos, Nigeria. Having consulted with my colleagues and based on the information gathered from the Naval Academy, I have the privilege to request your assistance to transfer the sum of $47,500,000.00 (forty seven million, five hundred thousand United States dollars) into your accounts for his fine work. The above sum resulted from rescuing a family of Israeli sailors, whose vessel had caught on fire and was burning to the waterline when was attacked by Somali Pirates. This action was however intentional and since then the fund has been in a suspense account at The Central Bank Of Nigeria Naval Bank.
We are now ready to transfer the fund overseas and that is where you come in. It is important to inform you that as civil servants, we are forbidden to operate a foreign account; that is why we require your assistance. The total sum will be shared as follows: 70% for us, 25% for you and 5% for local and international expenses incidental to the transfer.
The transfer is risk free on both sides. I am an accountant with the Nigerian Navy Bank. If you find this proposal acceptable, we shall require the following documents:
(a) your banker's name, telephone, account and fax numbers.
(B) your private telephone and fax numbers —for confidentiality and easy communication.
© your letter-headed paper stamped and signed.
Alternatively we will furnish you with the text of what to type into your letter-headed paper, along with a breakdown explaining, comprehensively what we require of you. The business will take us thirty (30) working days to accomplish.
Please reply urgently.
Best regards,
Al Nyerere Scowick65
