Little Wang checked in at 3:50 pm and still no roll post. I can see him now....
"I'll show them. I won't post roll. They'll be so worried. They'll feel so guilty. Big meanies."
If you can't handle a little tough love, you may as well keep on killing yourself. How's that last chew treating you?
And, yes, you are showing yourself to be the moron you say you are not.